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congrats.
u tiny, tiny noosense.
somewhere in the midwest, i sense global warming a-takin place…a face-eater galumphs, a-ooga-ing all over, sensing his numbers may be numbered……
numbers = i meant days may be numbered. sheesh…diluting my little elbow poke
“numbers may be numbered” is ebben moar ironical, cuz yoo can extrapolate dat
too de burger cownt.
i fawt yoo said it on porpiss
lol !!
Congratulayshuns, u hooman-speeker.
Joee Tribiyanee kitteh sayz “How u doin?”
u has stolen mai idea! Prepare for teh fureh of Endcat! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/02/endcat/
ooh, dids u noe der is sekrit biggr vershin of dat pic?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1161451564593.jpg
PWNG IMINENT
*hidez head in hans an cries.*
/hatur ub low votez
Kathleen, don’t crai. I dont think Gerald is new, so he must know bedder. Prolly just lost is hed wif teh excitement. But Teho is rite – dey must lern. How can we reward teh brilliant commentz in teh tawp spawt if we givs the “no effort” comminz teh same burgerz?
mebbee betta too not vote at all.
wuznt eben ur coment, tho…?
o deer.
needs to bee my comment to care?
MAM MAM MAM!!!!! I made a ne3 fr31nd
STOP COPYING ME!
Kitteh has a strange fur, i nevar seen kittehs like it. Mebbe it has haircut?
Called teh smok. lite at base, dark at tip. Iz all da rage wit kittehz en da noe.
Dis are a smoke coat kitteh. It am a variety uv tabbeh. Evry liddul hare is striped…whyte at the base, blak at the tip. I used to has a kiteh lyke dis wun.
So dat kitteh hares show up on awl colorz.
DO NOT WANT!
Smoke kitteh hare show up on any soffa, any carpit. Is grate hare!
Mebe if kitteh stops its smoking it will has more fluffs?
Ai did tew haz one when ai was a kitteh, hims name was Marble and hims alla timz be on teh lookout for strange noizes. Jus laik this kitteh, good memries!
Iz had smoke kitteh likes dis, him wuz such good boi, lived to be 16. Whun shed, all hai look white. I uzed to ask him, how cans black kitteh shed white hairs? Him never answer tho.
I hopes I gotz all da cheezburgr crumblez off mah whiskerz.
lol
why hello there !!! let’s teleport into my parallel universe and talk about fashion !!!
pls to be taeking Gerald wif u kthx
HEY! I knowz u — U da cheezburgerlar!
Lol thats funny *hee he*
Extendable-neck kitteh is extendable, as is Copycat Kitteh…
Hey, Behbeh. wotz UR nehm?
Clevre kitteh haz discorvrid a new dimenshun or pawhaps new portle to secret kitteh levle! Kitteh realizes his sicrets must be keepit safe :O
Wut pritty gurl lyk u doin in plase lyk dis?
Narsusisstuc Cat Bee In Luvvvv…
badd hare daye! an wut iz dis stoopy plastikal tihng roun mah nek??
Lookz like kitteh wearin hospital bracelet on neck. pleh
Reflective Kitteh is contemplating.
Reflective kitteh! LOL!
YOu new? Koffee makr is in heer, and you can store cheezburgers in dah frigge. But rite ur naym on dem cuz odderwise Todd will eat it.
dat Todd bee de jerkfac whoo cut mee off in trappic de odder dai
aiz gonna putts summ exlax in hibbs koffee
gonna hittz him juz wen he gittz on de I94 !!!
better yet, plant goggie pr0n on his puter….
yupz
dis gud ihdea
lotz a picz of goggiez doin it goggie stile shud doo de tric foar shoar !!
i no i’z badd
no cheezburgerz foar de lykez ov meh
erm… WurdPrez fuxup agen, or jussa trol. dat wuz NAWT meh.
hao meny not-Tehos duz we rily need??
I WROTE DAT I NO I’Z BAD COMMINT….
dis be the wai wierd….cuz i even saw mah name on de commint befoar.
WurdPrez is fuxxedup !!
Mmmmm, bebeh wheres u ben awl mah liefs?
… I see you have a cheezburger there, is it anything like the one I have here?
BONK
hay! ai DO NOT hav milk on mai whiskers. yu lie.
Magicmakinkitteh practisize him magik:
“Uz gettin da sleepiees….sleeeeeeppppppeeeeezz…..slepeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
dus tis collar mak me luk klassy? mayB i shud ware mah perlz?
doez dis hare-do maek me luk fatt?
Mirruh, mirruh on teh wallz…
…who de fairest kitteh of dem awl? I iz! Yes, I iz! (Kitteh sez modestly)
heyyyy, how U doin?
iz joey kitteh???
defnitlee
wups… i shuda sez “cud he BE enymoar Joeyish??”
Joeyish kitteh wishes u mazel tov.
tuk me a sec. LOL
(…meshuggah)
ai juz gott heer yesserdaiz mahself
dee ryde heer wuz dee beeg suck
but not so bad ackshully compaired to de sharp buzzy ting
den afta de sharp buzzy ting cam de baff in de stinkee green sheet
mah nerbz bee shott
ai hopez it gettz betta soon
yoo bee mah fren ??
hope so *sigh*
ai com see yoo tomorrow too ??
Fanks, joo ben a gud lissener.
Sup peeps jus keyp tawkin n tawkin n tawkin…
Seems liek der jus naut enny gud lisseners liek joo.
I’z reely glad Aye meats joo.
Ya no, Aye was jus thinkin bout dis ober tiem wen Aye frot Aye meats a fren…butts he naut gud lissener liek joo. He be tawkin…tawkin…
Aye cuddnt git a word in…
Yeah, an dis ober kitteh…let me tells ya…
I’z no wut yoo mean.
sum kittehs juz dont no when to be quite.
meow meow meow meow meow meow….
onanonanonanonanon…..
no stopeez in site.
sumtimez i juz wunts ta gib up, but noaw
i gotz yoo to tawk to. yoo be such nice fren
i com see yoo agin soon.
*hugznkissez*
oy… gets a roum, u 2
U look soooooo fameeelier.
I noes u frum summawheres.
Hmmmmmm.
MAWM!! STAWP TRYIN TO REPLIKATE ME!!!
SINCE WHIN DID U LEARN TO KLONE??
IDDNT ONE ADORABUL KITTEH ENUFF?
u more fasser than me…drats…:)
GMTA leaf.
WATCH! Mai tail wil puffz up sooo bigg…u gonna b sceered sillee! Haha
PS Evrting n evr1 heer be myne.
Kitteh finks about going fru teh lookin glass. . .
Beware the Jabberwock , my son,
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
. . .mabbe layder.
Oh DC, u hab beated me 2 it……zi waz gonna sai …….Iz teh wai to Wonderfulan??????
Or,
Kitteh, u looks skinnee…sumbuddy givz u a cheezburger kwik!
Kitteh look owld. Lyke mai kitteh befoar she lay to rest. She war twnnysebin when she tayk her long nap.
Holee Catlives! Whut yoo feeded dat kitteh, to lives so lawng? Dat grayt!, but hard to say ao revworr to. Yoo mus be grayt kitteh parent!
Welcome to Catopolis!!! Glad ur heer!
27 iz a long long tiem furr a kitteh!
Mah lass 2 kittehz waz 20 n 21. Aye miss dem bery bery bery much.
Naow I’z haz noo kittehz to maek lotz moar memorees wif.
dats a nold kitteh!
Awww, u r great kitteh person! Mai bebes came 2 mee 2 weeks old. They stayed 4 23 n 24 yrs. Don’t we miss them so?
Muffin and Spike
Iz cryin now.
Aye noes, Skittercat.
Aye waz cryin wen Aye roted bout mah kittehz, 2.
{{{{{hugs}}}}}
U no fuul me!! U mah EBIL twin!! U stayz in ur pairlel unibers!
Sam? Daniel? Colonel O’Neill? Teal’c?
Yu guyz in thar?
Shevron 1 lokd…. shevron 2 lockd…
Hey, go away…
don’t you rowwr at me…(smacks mirror)
Oh you wanna fight huh, come on in and let’s rumble then!
Thot so…fraidy cat…fine, just watch me then
Doan maek me cum ober dere…
Doan maek me…
Nows u did it…
I’z cumin ober to ur cat tree…n shows u hoose boss!
BONK
I meent to do dat!!!
Wen mai ketteh Rasta furst saw hursel in mirrah, shez spend aaaages tryn reech rownd edge ov mirrah fraym, to git at kitteh on ovvah side ov glass. No can find way in – verrah confuzeled how ovvah kitteh gotz in dere!
Kitteh misstifyd
wiff Majjikk Windo. Hannsum
fello libz insyde!
Oanlee cums owt wenz
Kitteh luukz kloase. Mebbee himz
wantz 2 say “Hello!”?
Pawz skratch awn Majjikk
Windo. Kitteh cant’z get in.
Uddurr can’tz get owt
Mebbee Kitteh stepz
bakk andz leeps froo t3h Windo?
Myte koodz wurkz…. Or nawt
Jack.
I IZ noo! Danks foar notycining!
Reminds me of an “I Love Lucy” skit with Harpo Marx…
Iz a Copycat! (CopyKitteh?)
hey, nice pad…u wanna come ober an play?
Parakeet Kitteh is konfuzed by mirrir, just like a parakeet.
Hi. I’m Quincy. I has teh smoke furz too. See:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/punkpie/MySpace/Quincy010.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/punkpie/MySpace/santaclara001.jpg
and a parrott in the tumme.
beyootiful kitteh!! much lubbins.
Oooooh! Prittee!
prity AND can has a fether!
Vary pritty kitteh! Luks lyk hims just eated a fetherie snak!
Extendiblecat – we all hav em.
oooo mai gogie!
schroodingeny xperimnt maded the mirroreded bowx look liek awl backwurds
Narcissist Cat is Narcissistic
Hey! Wee bofe hab teh same ideeea! Pweezed tu meecha!
I gots ta tutch up mah lipstek
Dis wil nawt luk gud at de cloob
I gots ta cal Cheryl an tell her i’se be layt, dis rekwires sum werks
Oo chyl, we habin’ fuu-uhnnnnn tonyt
u lukin at me?
yah an u luk lik a scarey shaduw
omg iz kan tohtally c mai ai bags!! noooes