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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Teho

congrats.
u tiny, tiny noosense.

leaf

somewhere in the midwest, i sense global warming a-takin place…a face-eater galumphs, a-ooga-ing all over, sensing his numbers may be numbered……

leaf

numbers = i meant days may be numbered. sheesh…diluting my little elbow poke

LBeeeze

“numbers may be numbered” is ebben moar ironical, cuz yoo can extrapolate dat

too de burger cownt.

i fawt yoo said it on porpiss

lol !!

 
 
 
Moira

Congratulayshuns, u hooman-speeker.
Joee Tribiyanee kitteh sayz “How u doin?”

 
 
 
Kathleen

*hidez head in hans an cries.*

/hatur ub low votez :(

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Kathleen, don’t crai. I dont think Gerald is new, so he must know bedder. Prolly just lost is hed wif teh excitement. But Teho is rite - dey must lern. How can we reward teh brilliant commentz in teh tawp spawt if we givs the “no effort” comminz teh same burgerz?

 
 
Kathleen

o deer.

needs to bee my comment to care?

:(

 
 
 
jonathan

MAM MAM MAM!!!!! I made a ne3 fr31nd

 
 
Allen

Kitteh has a strange fur, i nevar seen kittehs like it. Mebbe it has haircut?

tehmunkeekitteh

Called teh smok. lite at base, dark at tip. Iz all da rage wit kittehz en da noe.

 
Kali Burns

Dis are a smoke coat kitteh. It am a variety uv tabbeh. Evry liddul hare is striped…whyte at the base, blak at the tip. I used to has a kiteh lyke dis wun.

pegataur

So dat kitteh hares show up on awl colorz.

DO NOT WANT!

Tigerjag

Smoke kitteh hare show up on any soffa, any carpit. Is grate hare!

 
 
Allen

Mebe if kitteh stops its smoking it will has more fluffs?

 
Astarid

Ai did tew haz one when ai was a kitteh, hims name was Marble and hims alla timz be on teh lookout for strange noizes. Jus laik this kitteh, good memries!

greasycat

Iz had smoke kitteh likes dis, him wuz such good boi, lived to be 16. Whun shed, all hai look white. I uzed to ask him, how cans black kitteh shed white hairs? Him never answer tho.

 
 
 
 
 
Lora

I hopes I gotz all da cheezburgr crumblez off mah whiskerz.

 
stend

why hello there !!! let’s teleport into my parallel universe and talk about fashion !!!

Teho

pls to be taeking Gerald wif u kthx

 
 
 
mariaedzed

HEY! I knowz u — U da cheezburgerlar!

Laura

Lol thats funny *hee he*

 
 
Maerlyn99

Extendable-neck kitteh is extendable, as is Copycat Kitteh…

 
Thornius

Hey, Behbeh. wotz UR nehm?

 
Pick

Clevre kitteh haz discorvrid a new dimenshun or pawhaps new portle to secret kitteh levle! Kitteh realizes his sicrets must be keepit safe :O

 
Jodie

Wut pritty gurl lyk u doin in plase lyk dis?

 
 
karen

badd hare daye! an wut iz dis stoopy plastikal tihng roun mah nek??

greasycat

Lookz like kitteh wearin hospital bracelet on neck. pleh

 
 
Cottleston Pie

Reflective kitteh! LOL!

 
 
tokyorose

YOu new? Koffee makr is in heer, and you can store cheezburgers in dah frigge. But rite ur naym on dem cuz odderwise Todd will eat it.

LBeeeze

dat Todd bee de jerkfac whoo cut mee off in trappic de odder dai

aiz gonna putts summ exlax in hibbs koffee

gonna hittz him juz wen he gittz on de I94 !!!

tokyorose

better yet, plant goggie pr0n on his puter….

LBeeeze

yupz

dis gud ihdea

lotz a picz of goggiez doin it goggie stile shud doo de tric foar shoar !!

Teho

i no i’z badd

no cheezburgerz foar de lykez ov meh

Teho

erm… WurdPrez fuxup agen, or jussa trol. dat wuz NAWT meh.
hao meny not-Tehos duz we rily need?? :-|

 
LBeeeze

I WROTE DAT I NO I’Z BAD COMMINT….

dis be the wai wierd….cuz i even saw mah name on de commint befoar.

WurdPrez is fuxxedup !!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

Mmmmm, bebeh wheres u ben awl mah liefs?

stend

… I see you have a cheezburger there, is it anything like the one I have here?

BONK

 
 
whiskers

hay! ai DO NOT hav milk on mai whiskers. yu lie.

 
Lucy

Magicmakinkitteh practisize him magik:

“Uz gettin da sleepiees….sleeeeeeppppppeeeeezz…..slepeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

 
tribble

dus tis collar mak me luk klassy? mayB i shud ware mah perlz?

karen

doez dis hare-do maek me luk fatt?

 
 
Dustbunny

…who de fairest kitteh of dem awl? I iz! Yes, I iz! (Kitteh sez modestly)

 
 
 
LBeeeze

ai juz gott heer yesserdaiz mahself

dee ryde heer wuz dee beeg suck

but not so bad ackshully compaired to de sharp buzzy ting

den afta de sharp buzzy ting cam de baff in de stinkee green sheet

mah nerbz bee shott

ai hopez it gettz betta soon

yoo bee mah fren ??

hope so *sigh*

ai com see yoo tomorrow too ??

Romeow

Fanks, joo ben a gud lissener.

Sup peeps jus keyp tawkin n tawkin n tawkin…

Seems liek der jus naut enny gud lisseners liek joo.

I’z reely glad Aye meats joo.

Ya no, Aye was jus thinkin bout dis ober tiem wen Aye frot Aye meats a fren…butts he naut gud lissener liek joo. He be tawkin…tawkin…
Aye cuddnt git a word in…

Yeah, an dis ober kitteh…let me tells ya…

LBeeeze

I’z no wut yoo mean.

sum kittehs juz dont no when to be quite.

meow meow meow meow meow meow….

onanonanonanonanon…..

no stopeez in site.

sumtimez i juz wunts ta gib up, but noaw

i gotz yoo to tawk to. yoo be such nice fren

i com see yoo agin soon.

*hugznkissez*

 
 
 
 
Melissa

U look soooooo fameeelier.
I noes u frum summawheres.
Hmmmmmm.

MAWM!! STAWP TRYIN TO REPLIKATE ME!!!
SINCE WHIN DID U LEARN TO KLONE??
IDDNT ONE ADORABUL KITTEH ENUFF?