LOLLLL flartus. Mai goggiez has teh flees, n tey on fronline! wut happenz is teh fleez jump on em, come into hows n say “pleh!”, then jump off into owr blankets n stuff (teh goggiez no no boundrees). Lukily, they end up dyin eventchully… (its rude enuf being ALIVE wen no wun wants u, but showin up uninvited intoo mai howse??)

["luckily they end up dyin eventchully"] i meent teh flees, not teh goggies!!!

Fleebitten horsees r speckly! No bugs attall! Dey jus call the speckly ones flee-bitten!

now DAT is funy! well but de dolfin dont hav fleas… so…. ???????????? halp! somebody qick reply! I dont know ansr! help!

thank you, I think. read a bit…. then quit. Very sad day in lolcat land. Glad I wasn’t here then.

i knows. i got upset 2. doze wuz agressiv postes. taked a long time to reed. i wuz specially upset wen i redd sumbuddy (nawt a lolfrrend) went dere cause dey heerd it wuz all hot an meen. *sad head shake*

so, 2 getz on happier note - we playin mutch nicer. moar dancin and prancin. moar *yays*. we sharin fings - links, resippes. we prayin. we gettin all silleh ober da kittehs. i berry grateful. dint knowed hao mutch effert mah lolfrends wuz goin 2 just to made this a better place. nao i preesheeate u awl a lawt moar.

{{{{hugs}}}}

De poweer of de kyoot creechurs overcomez de evil!

when was this ‘all hot and mean’ thing? I keep skipping posts and d4mnit, I’m going to have to find a way to sign on from work.

feb 28. berry meen. like “i gonna kick ur A” kind ov meen.

an long postes. butt nawt quite as long as da loyer/teecher postes bout kittehs drivin cars nawt bean safe… doze were war an peese postes!!

war an peese posties

kinna lyke post toasties.

sweet an lubbly breakfast ceereal

yoo eetz while yoo readz de happi posties

an libbs a long an happi life !!!

LBreeze!!!!! I think maybe u has added another LOLcatLand fud. Teh “war n peese postie toasties!” Duz sound yummee. Will soon be avaialbe at liddle shop next to teh Chaplol, 2 doors down frum the Hed Splort Recovery Ward at the Lolspital.

Phunny Star Warz joke:

wut do yoo cawl somewun hoo speakz 3 languages?
Trilingual
wut do yoo cawl somewun hoo speaks 2 languages?
bilingual
wut do yoo cawl somewun hoo speaks just 1 language?
hoomin!

…or “Amurikin.” ;o)

wun time i tolded sumbuddy my daddeh wuz a polyglott. he got all xcited like dat wuz a bad fing. (mebbe fot it were glottany???) he wuznt so xcited when I sayed it ment mah daddeh spoked more dan two langwiches…

dat remines me ub teh old politikul storeh wer teh sneeky politishun wun teh campane by callin his upponent a masticatur an matriculator. As mannee ub u probbublee noe, teh former is wut all ub us is if we expect to be able to eat, an teh second is sumwun goin trew skool.

Wut a pewp hed, an wut pewp heds teh voturs wur fer fallin for it an ASSummin and not finin owt wut dem wurds RELLY ment.

Stoopies. >:(

/now sumwun will probublee tell mee dat is jus a mith an *I* will feel like teh stoopy wun.

mah boy like 2 use wurds dat sound bad. he sez: ‘did u see dat girl’s uvula????’ den da uvver boys getz all xcited… lol

da wurld FULL ov stoopies!! semi-stoopies. part-time stoopies. wannabe stoopies… wen iz in gud mood, i fink dey are funneh an endearing. butt wen dey p****es me orf, den i nawt so endeared by da stoopiness…

memmer wen wee wuz kidz and kidz wud say, all clebber like, “Ur epudermus is showing!”