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Cheezburger Network Blog
Stoopid magic 8 ball!
Wot u means I won’t get cheezburger?
eits boll has a flavuhr?
nom nom nom
yr spelin it rong
[snickr]
*shake shake shake*
“Our sources say, ‘not urs.’”
ftw!
I iz stoopit… wot is FTW?
*blushes*
Foar Teh Win. It r meanz “Tihs is teh best.”
oh cmon! u cuda maed ENYFING ups!
fiev tymes widow!
feerse tornaydo wether!
feed teh wolfs!
fart twards windo!
free teh willy!
…buts noooooo.
friend took windowpane. . .
follow that wolverine
One of mah hyoomer-writin peeps does a list called Top5 WTF. Evry week 4 banner tag he uses a expression wif initals WTF. Today’s is “Weasels Typing Forlornly”.
http://www.littlefivers.com/wtf/
U should also look at mah list, Top5 Pets. (Link is on mah name by floofy kitteh picshur) Many cheezfrenz be funny enuf to write for it. U writes me and I’ll add u to teh kennel.
Poar weezlols!
Dat funnee, I liekt ’sines dat cartun karcatures bes tryin awn ma cloze!”
I iz noob. I thot FTW wuz play on WTF? Fhat the Wuck sound funee to mee. Iz cen be imatur sumtimez. Makes moar sens nao.
Iz cen be imatur, too, lojodi. Letz bee imatur todeddur.
Fhat the Wuck bee hilarious! Ilol’d , muchly!
still will not be able to take over world
sleeping twenty two hours a day
wut yr forgeting
soon mai com bak tu hawnt u
kitteh has minyuns
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=Minions
omg lol ftw! iyd fergot dat wun!
(btw heer is alt format wich posts riet awai, no waytings… http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/08/i-has-minions/ )
cats only sleep all day because they are trapped inside and have nothing else to do
Oh, dam, dat wuz a great furst!
*duz furstee congratz dance*
Dose pawz look like shoes.
Tnx!
Is bored at wurk and kittehs is amoosing!
Gud fur us! U is amoosing, too! *joyns Kathleen in teh “furstee congratz dance”
Tnx!
I iz noob, but I lykes hir!
*smile*
AllyBally, ai iz noob to. Ai lykes kathleen and janet…tehyz allwayz bee maykin’ me to smyle, snikker, n snort ryte in teh middul uv mai werkday.
*blowz kissez to noo frendz*
dey iz leik da welcom waggin
mos hoomins heer be reeeeelie nize!!!
nawt me, do. I mean! *big mean scary face*
um…
essept wen i not.
Aw, spykes_mom!!! Yu makez mah day wif ur lykees!!!!
*catchez sum uv kiss and beams*
themz iz some creepy/crazy thums
but iz dey posable?
Sher dey posable!
Putz dem here, putz dem dere. So long az kitteh stays put, yoo kan pose him in anee position.
Ohs! Yoo meens ohpozable.
Hai noob AllyBally! Wee lykes u beein hir, too!!
Welcum to al da n00bees! Dis is a grate siet!
Fumcat carefully egzamenz hiz bals
Glad I not haf nuffin in my mouf. Would shoot out mah noze.
Dere…I setted up ur shot…u owe me.
[sigh]
…ok kitteh, i go fiyr up teh gril. wut kiend cheez u want?
cheddr cheez plz. kthx.
oooh, yeh…teh chedda rulez.
But den agin, I haz a burga at teh rock an roll resstraunt wut had bloo cheez, an o day-um, I ‘mos needed Janet’s Head Essplodin Cart O Assisstunce for my happies.
/I needz to eet sumfin. I beez hungree. Almoss noon an no breffus. Can u tell?
.
heer’s an ideeya fr u… http://www.tinyurl.com/yro98c
(dey has deez at Gammit Sitty: http://www.gcfb.net )
omGz!!! I have seen dez polydactyl kitthes afore, but ZOINKS! dems is twue fumbs!!
off topiks, but whilez iz at de top, I juss wanna say hewwo to all! I’ve been a huwge lolfan for a while, and dis site and all yous lovely comments always make me happy. Iz hopin to become partz of deh fabily!
Oh, hai, lufflaff! Wee is happeh too makez ur akwaintunts! Glad u enjoi dis nice place as much as I!
welcum! yah, i iz purdy noo heer too. but dis plaice, i hab decideded, is mai happee plaice. glad yoo cood join teh fabily! weed lurv to hab yoo!
welcum Lufflaff!
yu noes – by opning yer mouf here, dat maeks yu part of teh fambly, rite? No moar hoapin, fren, yu iz IN!
(zoinks!)LOL!!
sumtimes we have to spank…..so jus keep dat in mindz
lol
Dun HAFF to spank …. LUV to spank!
gimme a T!
gimme an M!
nao gimme an I!
wuts dat stan foar??
Twitchy Monkey Island?
Toads Mingling Incessently?
Thirty-seven Monocled Invertebrates
AKRONIM MAN SEZ: MWHID!
My Whelk Has Ingested Dictionaries?
Menny Wookies hayte Inkumming Dethstars?
My, Whutta Handsome Iguana Dontchathink?
Many Weird Hoomins In Dere?
Mai word how i dooit?
Ma whole hed iz draynin?
Manee winkers hab innurestin ‘deeus?
Three Mile Island
Moar Walruses Hav Identikul Dimples?
But it hurtz us moar tahn it hurtz u. And it is foar ur own gud! An… go to ur rume. Ur mothur an I need to tawk abowt dis…
Welcome Lufflaff!! Glad to have you!
I’m joynin teh Chief of r Hed Splort Recovery Ward to say wlecome and to remind u taht r medical services is fwee of charge and we r standin by to halp wen rekwired.
Please to remember to put awn ur Chicken Hed Rubber Glub (with teh drawing awn it) befoar lukin at yur screen. Such a prekawshun shud prevent teh moast serious hed injoories.
HEY! who left awl the chicken rubber gloves all ovar the floor in here? Sumone needs to klean dis place up!
Itz haz beene verryy, vrrry bissee in teh HSR Ward tihs weeke, pls to forgibes teh messee
Srsly. I been goin thru mops liek krazee. An I fink we need to ordur moar chikkn hed rubbar gluvs.
Ai voluntier to do teh drawins awn tehm, but Ai can onlee drawd teh piggee fayces an teh ellefunkles from behine – iz taht ok?
There has been higher dan yoosual voloom ob hed splodin dis week. I halps kleen up.
ai gess itz mai turn fur cleenup dutie at teh HSRW…
duz we reuse teh chiken hed rubber glubs? or jus teh nonsplortd wuns?
Eww! Ai not wanna wer chiken hed rubber glubs wiv sumwun elsiz hed splort insiyd!
but janet wuz head (splort) of kleen up. But if her nao in wards guess I mus join janitor squad
I haz a mop. Jus need a bukkit fur rinsin….
Wee needs hed splort swifferz, dat bees bedder way to kleen up splort….
Swiffer mop be purrfekt fur splort kleen up. Reggylar mops be gettin rly durty an I gotta kleen dem alla tiem. An wif teh hi splort frekwencys we had laytlee, I been washin mops as much as I be moppin up teh braynz. An mops kan only taek so much moppin an washin befoar dey just dies. Den I gotta ordur MOAR mops.
Dat’s it. I gettin swiffer wet-jet thingymabobber.
“Chicken Hed Rubber Glub”?
…o deer.
o deer o deer o deer.
CHRG?
i fink dey onlys taek cash.
Dats cuz all uv us is increditable.
This post is relevant to mah interest rates.
lolz.
mai Fipper haz 7 tows on 1 fut an 6 tows on ta otter un.
Duz hims giv gud bak rubs?
Aye be yoo cud teech him to hold a pensill an rite hims naym… cept den he get a credit card an buy a bunch a cheezburger… Mite nawt be so grayt, ackshoolee…..
With dose fums, I bet hims could eben hole a pool cuu, kue . . . . stik ! ! ! !
Mai Bigfoot haz fumz on awl fore pawz. n each fum haz two toezes. n den deres a toesie btween each fum n furst toesie…lessee…fore + two+ wun = sebben! him haz sebben toezes! per paw! Himz naym is berry apro…appro…makez sense.
He cud play da bazooka reel gud! Needs menee fums ta play it, menee kees fur da fums…. He wooden need da strappy, eever, he cud jus hold it wif hims tayl!
Do want kitteh with ‘posable fumbs. Do want!
lulz! def’nitly DO WANT. but i’z finkin mebbe teh ownurz no want teh kitteh for to hav teh fums, cuz nao he can halp himsef to aaaaaaall teh kittehnip he wantses! kitteh on constunt kittehnip hai, DO NOT WANT. drugs frai yor brane.
(yes i noe dat kittehnip no ar drug. just bein teh sillee.)
but onze they lrn 2 uz canopener won need us anymore.
day wil allus need us to cleen da liddrbocks! Day woent do dat!
LOLZ do NOT WANT!!
wunse hadz de multi-thum kitteh. She openz da cabinet, takes owt da fuds, an poooors it all overs da flur to share wit de odder kittehs. She openz da bafroom door wen i goin poo. She figgerd out da kichen windo – den she go owt wen she want. Bizzy rode neer dat howse.
Nekst step is world donimayshun.
I, fer wun, welkum ar nu kitteh overloards!
I R soooo luky! I canz hichhike, suck da tumbs, setz up pool shots an do alla stuff what eberybody sayz kittehs can not do cuz dey no gotz possable tumbs. Naner naner naaaner!
i CAN haz pozable tumbs! HA!
my momee’s cat can haz pozable tumbs – 2 xtra toews on each forepaw, includiin tumbs, and 1 xtra on each footpaw – hav 24 total! (mos catz onlee hav 18 coz only 4 on each footpaw). Him vereee specshul and good catchin fings.
duz dis kittehs walk funny or sumfing bcuz uv them extra fumbs?
Dis is MY KITTEH!! Yus, his thumbs are verri verri usefuls for getting in trouble!!
*luffs my Max-kittteh*
DO WANT kitteh wot kan letz itzelf outz n den back inz agin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Kitteh wantz tu lern hao to yoos can opner. Nekst stepp tu werld dominayshun.
Dat kitteh puts the poly in dactyl.
Doze are sum big tumbs.
P.S.
I used ta haf a kitteh dat playd pool…loved da look “where ball go?”
Max is teh same ways. We hafta put him outsides if we wanna play!
Iz my Max-kitteh!! *luffs on* Hiz thumbs are beyoutiful for getting into troubles wif!
Hims beyootefull kitteh! Yoo can gibs him fut rubs, R iz he eckstra ticklish?
Mah stepmoms kitteh is poli..polly…can has extra toes! Da kat donut take advantg ov eet doh. Ai keeps sayin, “U has da tum….use eet!!!” But hers just look at us like, but Ai dun now how.
Ebolushun has da slow fur some
cats are much more evolved than us humans. We will all have cat-paws, eventually.
i weesh i has cat paws. altho mebe – tayl would be bettr. Yeh – Tayl furst. Lyke red panda tayl. flooofy
Red panda FTW!!!!!1!!!! Da kyooooooooootiest. Slips a lawt, lyke kitteh, 2.
Yay, Da Firefox!!!1!!
I can haz tail?
Fitts under mai skirts, gives mee xtra balanse, letz mee grab tings . . .
Yu evur see teh Dilbert cartune strip if peeps had tayls? Teh problum wuz they cudn’t keep from waggin tehm in awkwurd sicchi – situi – times and plases, like in cort befor a judj, or not laffin when a frend told an embarising storee. Wuz funnee!!
OH yesssss, teh red panada tehy be teh cyootestest liddele beingz ( rite affter teh kittehz ob corse) tehy hab loawts ob tehm on youtube…..(ai donw noe how 2 mak a linc……ai iz puter illlere….ellit….illart…….uh …stoopy.)
Wud luv fully armed cat-paws for to use on stoopy boss and othr irritatng hoomins.
wuld be like “ohai – you want it when? plz to be meetin mah pointy ends”
Dang — an I thot those wuz stapul holez!! I mus be mor cairful rownd cowurkr.
I knew a cat with thumbs – lots of them! His name was Timmy. I think he might have had as many as six thumbs – four at the front, and two at the back. Or maybe his front thumbs were just big. He was a very friendly cat.
do not give that cat a pen and a checkbook.
keep it away from the credit cards and the computer.
ohh deer. sumone will be in debt foreva, iffen that kitty learns about the monies.
Max-kitteh luffs to play on the compooter – teh clicky noises are teh best!
Today is puhl, tomorrow da WURLD!
Mai kittehs would lurv sum thumbz on thar pawz! da bettur to push da stuff of da table with!
Open your own can of goosheefud!
Butt – tehy r too small to drive a car (Tounces, aside) – so dey still can’t go to teh store to buy teh gush. . . .oh! I furgotz they has servants.
kitteh can has barbie car?
Kitteh does has Barbie car. Er, DID!
[hmm, I R not "Nick," btw, I R pollosmoky. dis form is borked!]
Pluz, my link borked too! Iz in my name nao. I fink….
Okey, neks shawt u looz! Den i has win bet! Many cheezburgers!
…Uh-o. Bartendir saw. I in trubel nao.
even cowcats get teh blooz.
sorry there, Nero, seems i hijax ur idendiddy. i fixitated it now.
i fink we shud ALLS fuxx0rup owr screen naemz todai. giv as gud as we gets. stik it to teh WurdPres! BOOYAA! is rowdee protess tiems! everbudy chant wif meh!
hel no, we doan noe!
hel no, we doan noe!
hel no, we doan noe!…
…wayt, wut?
…but i not wants to do chant in lol-ku! dats teh stoopy!
thpppppp. fien. U wriets it den.
Tom Robbins — tee hee!
In movie, can be played by Umeow Thurman?
i akshuly noewd a kitteh naemd Uma wunse. prity lil tuxie fing.
raimbo brijj nao, tho. wurld wifowt end.
but then ALL tuxies be prity!
I will play pool wif u hoomin, but I would appreciate it if you would wear pants.
Puul hussler kitteh has hussled u. Wurk on yor gaim!
kitteh, i can has next pool game? i lets u hustle me…
I writed u a song, but the commintz eeted it.
It will show up maybe later (twice). I go outside eet wurms now. kthx.
Doan worry LB, it happns to eberybody. We noes when we seez 2, dat be the causz. Stoopy wordpres. No eatin worms on Fridae ! ! ! ! ! !
Thx, LL. It has happened 2 me befoar, but why it hads to happen *now*when I writed song special for this picshur that I wanted to share befoar commints filleded up? It was 18 lines long, maybe is size limit?
Teh bagel place was outta wurmz so I eeted a sawsidge n cheez bagel insted.
LB, pls to be reposting! i lubs the poemms! Save to Word 1st (oops said the F word) den you haz a copie!
I just tried one moar time and still got a big fat nuffin.
I posted it to Google Docs. Mebbe that werks.
docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcjbsx4w_0f4pd65
If link no werks I just gives up. Maybe wurmz is on speshul for lunch today.
I SEEZ IT, I SEEZ IT. Great poemmm! Moar Moar !
mmmm, fritterz…..
O, nyce pome! I lurve dat sawng!
lurves ur pome
Triez agin (summthing eatens my posts
)
That iz my Max-kitteh! He playz pool, opens doors & stoof and causes general havoc wif those thumbs of hiz!!
Awl dat coms to mynd iz… Holy CARP! Dems looks apozibable, dos fums!
I bee Teho todai Ai Guess …. ICHC iz weerd
I remains steadfast in being not-Teho.
But I cud use his advice on how to get mah song posted.
wai nots jus powst teh text vershun? keep it simpul…
Frenz, lemme tell u what I means.
U got one, two, three, four, five, six pokkits in a table.
Pokkits that mark teh diff’rence
Between a happycat and a bum,
Wif a capital “B,”
And that rhymes with “P” and that stends 4 pool!
And all week long ur Burger City
Cats’ll be frittern away,
I say ur young cats’ll be frittern!
Frittern away their bafftime, suppertime, naptime 2!
Get teh ball in teh pokkit,
Never mind gittin’ floofy bellehs stroked
Or teh tushies scratched or teh burgers eeted
Never mind washin any toesies
‘Til your pawpads are caked with teh yukky dirtses
On a Caturday night and that’s trouble,
Oh, yes we got lots and lots a’ trouble.
— lolcatburglar
You doan think I tried that? U think I just fell off teh stoopy truk? Is that whut u think?
But thanks for posting that. ICHC luvs Teho but doesnot luv lolcatburglar.
I show mah preciashun by not spilling anything hot on u all day today, ‘k?
um… fank u. (i cant hep it; its all mah tehobromienz.)
mmm, choklit…
WurdPres is can be liek bawks ob chonklitz. u nevr noes who u gonna be.
Pool kitteh sai u scrach
U shulda massayd
This looks exactly like my cat! Amazing…
USO!!! Strange…
Nancy Sinatra cat say, “Deez bootz r gunna
Walk
All
O
Ber
u.”
Ernist Hemminway kitteh iz playin teh manlee game of pool. Mus be watchd to make shur he duzn also smoak, drink hevilee, and hit self on hed a lot.
Mitten Kitteh has Kitteh Mittens.
D00d. Dat cat sersly haz thumbz…foar realz…
Billiards kitteh is doin it rong.
we will soon not be the dominait spiecies! noooooooo!
dood. mai bunneez nevr sleep
Thumz: I has it.
Hay dare, Gize. Ai doant rilly noe how too poste stuffs, but Ai mus say, Ai speeks lyke dis awn a daylee baisis. Too mai Mommeh and too mai feeyontsay. Ai awwayz thot it wuz Baybee-tawk till Ai startid reedin dis. But it iz reel reel hawrd foar mee to spellz thingz wroang. (I’m actually a grammar and spelling Nazi…) But Ai’m tryen!!! Ai’m shie abowt posten, but Ai bin reedin’ sints Febyewerry. Ai reedz bofe Loldogz site and dis site. I ar allurgick to kittehs, sew Ai cannut has won ov mai oan. But Ai haz puppeh doggehs! Innywaye, I tind to tipe lotzes whins Ai gets startid. Sew Ai’d bettur shuts up nao… *wanders around rambling to no one in particular*
For all the Thumbcat fans – wanted ta let ya know that the fellow is now in kitty heavens where he iz playin’ pool to hiz hearts content. The mean ol cancerz got him, but he is ok nows.
ooooooooo…..kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ice Crystals Are My Life.:)