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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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WTF is that a sloth?
jeis eet eez!
I nebber seen a LOLsloth b4…nor roadkill sloth.
Please be stoppin traffix kthxbai!
PLEEZ HURY, BRAEV SLOLTH!!!
And tehy say slolths ar lazee…
No lazee! yoo wach, I do pooshups…..wun, too, free,…
wun, too, free, zzzzzzzzzz
“Bring out yer ded!”
solth sez “i r not ded yet”
“U will be.”
Montee Piefon meetz Yodum??
ohhh
dee pore sloth
hehe - hims will reech up an retire yer tyres!
those are sum clawses!
Did any1 see the pic where the road dept had runned ober a a dead possume and still painted the line on the road over it? Much funnie.
Now you all know why it seems to take the state forever to fix our roads….they hire sloths!!!
Much pleh. Do not want!
Dat pic wonned “Not meh job” award
aya gree wif Kathleen: much pleh, do not want!
iz picher ub slolth?
UR WTF made mee laff
Dat DOO BEE a mittee unyushual creeture.
OMGWTFBBQ!!! Dat deh ugliest, skarriest kitteh ai ever seen!
*drops to knees and prays that new bebeh kitten doesn’t grow up to look like that*
Kint halp jenetix, CKL!
But mebbee dis kitteh iz jenetick modifyed kitteh? Nawt shoor aye want….
yes an dun’t he luk happee
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A SLOTH! GET IN THE CAR! No rush.
I lol’ed so much at yr comment dat I got a verry stranj look from da ovver guy in my cyoobu…cubbic….da place wher my desk iz.
yase, teh comment is so full of win!!!!! ai loled so lowd, mai husband looked at me funneh
Ah yesh, u meen da cyubiculz. U haz a desk der? Mine iz full of cheezbrgrs an bukkits dat u cant have k thnx bi.
Teh funnyest part is teh “no rush” is loawer kayse. Lyk teh furst part is skreemed histor…hystre…verry lowd, and teh lass part is bery kalm, lyk an aftrthot. HAHAHAHA!
i bleev we has a ringer.
I iz handbell ringer….. dat count/
momcat
gota stops ritn soo lat at nit- dat should hab been question (?) laz fingr!
momcat
That r teh bestest elayne! Menee LOLs and burgers pour vous!
LMAO!!! I splorted teee all ober mah monitur. Thx.
kitteh-like kudos detekted…
winwinwinwinwin!!
Juzt doant becum roadkill, k?
speed bumpz - DO NOT WANT!
Speed bumps wif hewmongous pointy ends? REALLY DO NOT WANT
Ah’m on yoor rode, stoppin yoor slow speed chaysis!
chahsees? or chaysis?
or bof?
i sawwed a chezbargar wanz…was DEEEEEEEZE beeg!!
slow traffik - i has it
Why DID teh sloth cross da rode?
tu straiten lynez on dah udder syde?
To proov to da armadilloh that it cud b dun?
Methinkz dat no armadiLOL haz evur suksessfully crosst a rode be4….no matterz whut dat sloth be tellnz dem.
I is a Tenesseean and here it be the possums all de time that is de roadkil. Neber seen a armidello!
I b Tennessean too…..only armadiLOL I ebber sawded wuz SkwishDed…Nebbr saw teh livn one b4.
Um helloz, da natchuril habbitat ov teh ArmadilLOL be “ded in rode”. Iz troo.
‘Round heer we getz teh armadiLOLs wut hav teh beeeer canz stuck betweenz dems frunt feetz. Mebbe dats y deyz gittin rund over - deyz awl alkeeholikz.
Aye sawz a living armadila four de ferst time las Thanxgiving. We waz hiking adn we heered dis rusling adn dere waz dis armadila walking, ok waddling, down da dry creke bed.
Put a tin can onna possim and u git an amarillodilow
Oh MissFoots hehahehahehehal much the funnie, can just imagine ! ! ! ! ! LOLZZZ
heer in looeezeeanna we haz teh armaloldilloz in teh rode. luks like a poyntee nose kitteh on teh haff-shell.
Wow, dat’s tuf to hafta spell teh LA werd. I’z glad awl I gotz iz Txuz. But I tawt it wuz pru-…per-… sed Loozy-anna.
nah, iz purrnownst N’awlins.
No it not iz prunow-, pronou-, called N’awlins! Nobuddy heer (in Noo Or-lunz) say dat, exsept fur dat stoopy Anndersun Cooppa on de CNNN. Not Noo-Orleenz, neether - datz teh wurstest!
Yeah, like karen say “Looeezeeanna” haz teh menny menny dose funnee-lookin armodildoes.
karen hersellf look kinda lyke a arrmadilleo! (not reely. shee my sister . i juss lyke to teese her)
OMG srsly. Iz “Noo Orlunz”. But it be in Orleenz Parish. Go figgur. Teh only peeps dat say N’awlins heer ar tourists, Ninf Warders, an Chalmashuns (an eben den, onlee sum of teh last two).
And *SPORFLE* at “armodildoes”!!!
inz orygun, wez noes gets armodilidoes- wez getz sqousihy skunkz, dems MUCH smeller….
gets ocasonal squival flatcake….. small, fuzzi, not two tasti ‘cept two crows…..
funni- neber sees squooshi crow……
momcat
yu shud tri it in french. noovoh orleeahnn(teh s is silent)
When yu entr Looisiana on I-10 commin from Missississississsippippi, dere be a sign dat say “Wecome to Louisiana!” an unner dat it say “Bienvenue a la Louisiane!” Mai frenz gramma still cawls it Nouveau Orleans, but she rly owld an frum Franse. So she gots an exkuse.
I sorry to carrect y’all, but itz “Nouvelle Orleans” rather than Nouveau, if you wanna sai it en francaise. kthxbai
armadillose iz borned ded longsyde teh rohd
Just a word to the wise. Never mess with an armadillo (live or dead). They carry leprosy and it can be acquired from the carcass.
Thus endeth the lesson on zoonoses. We now return to ur regglarly sch.. ske.. planned lolcats
Zoonoses? whut about feets and teefes an belliez? Only da noses danjerous?
(yes, i noez wut u MENT. but i alwayz thought “zoonoses” wuz funni werd.)
it iz phunnie wurd. dere is mannie phunnie werds for vetrin..veter…kitteh doktors
Reeelee? Da fings you lern. Dis plays iz edjuma.. ejama… iz full oz da clevah peeps.
I feelz sorry for da armadilols now…
Tu meet up wif Greed, Lust and Gluttiny!