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WTF is that a sloth?
jeis eet eez!
I nebber seen a LOLsloth b4…nor roadkill sloth.
Please be stoppin traffix kthxbai!
PLEEZ HURY, BRAEV SLOLTH!!!
And tehy say slolths ar lazee…
No lazee! yoo wach, I do pooshups…..wun, too, free,…
wun, too, free, zzzzzzzzzz
“Bring out yer ded!”
solth sez “i r not ded yet”
“U will be.”
Montee Piefon meetz Yodum??
ohhh
dee pore sloth
hehe – hims will reech up an retire yer tyres!
those are sum clawses!
Did any1 see the pic where the road dept had runned ober a a dead possume and still painted the line on the road over it? Much funnie.
Now you all know why it seems to take the state forever to fix our roads….they hire sloths!!!
Much pleh. Do not want!
Dat pic wonned “Not meh job” award
aya gree wif Kathleen: much pleh, do not want!
iz picher ub slolth?
UR WTF made mee laff
Dat DOO BEE a mittee unyushual creeture.
OMGWTFBBQ!!! Dat deh ugliest, skarriest kitteh ai ever seen!
*drops to knees and prays that new bebeh kitten doesn’t grow up to look like that*
Kint halp jenetix, CKL!
But mebbee dis kitteh iz jenetick modifyed kitteh? Nawt shoor aye want….
yes an dun’t he luk happee
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A SLOTH! GET IN THE CAR! No rush.
I lol’ed so much at yr comment dat I got a verry stranj look from da ovver guy in my cyoobu…cubbic….da place wher my desk iz.
yase, teh comment is so full of win!!!!! ai loled so lowd, mai husband looked at me funneh
Ah yesh, u meen da cyubiculz. U haz a desk der? Mine iz full of cheezbrgrs an bukkits dat u cant have k thnx bi.
Teh funnyest part is teh “no rush” is loawer kayse. Lyk teh furst part is skreemed histor…hystre…verry lowd, and teh lass part is bery kalm, lyk an aftrthot. HAHAHAHA!
i bleev we has a ringer.
I iz handbell ringer….. dat count/
momcat
gota stops ritn soo lat at nit- dat should hab been question (?) laz fingr!
momcat
That r teh bestest elayne! Menee LOLs and burgers pour vous!
LMAO!!! I splorted teee all ober mah monitur. Thx.
kitteh-like kudos detekted…
winwinwinwinwin!!
Juzt doant becum roadkill, k?
speed bumpz – DO NOT WANT!
Speed bumps wif hewmongous pointy ends? REALLY DO NOT WANT
Ah’m on yoor rode, stoppin yoor slow speed chaysis!
chahsees? or chaysis?
or bof?
i sawwed a chezbargar wanz…was DEEEEEEEZE beeg!!
slow traffik – i has it
Why DID teh sloth cross da rode?
tu straiten lynez on dah udder syde?
To proov to da armadilloh that it cud b dun?
Methinkz dat no armadiLOL haz evur suksessfully crosst a rode be4….no matterz whut dat sloth be tellnz dem.
I is a Tenesseean and here it be the possums all de time that is de roadkil. Neber seen a armidello!
I b Tennessean too…..only armadiLOL I ebber sawded wuz SkwishDed…Nebbr saw teh livn one b4.
Um helloz, da natchuril habbitat ov teh ArmadilLOL be “ded in rode”. Iz troo.
‘Round heer we getz teh armadiLOLs wut hav teh beeeer canz stuck betweenz dems frunt feetz. Mebbe dats y deyz gittin rund over – deyz awl alkeeholikz.
Aye sawz a living armadila four de ferst time las Thanxgiving. We waz hiking adn we heered dis rusling adn dere waz dis armadila walking, ok waddling, down da dry creke bed.
Put a tin can onna possim and u git an amarillodilow
Oh MissFoots hehahehahehehal much the funnie, can just imagine ! ! ! ! ! LOLZZZ
heer in looeezeeanna we haz teh armaloldilloz in teh rode. luks like a poyntee nose kitteh on teh haff-shell.
Wow, dat’s tuf to hafta spell teh LA werd. I’z glad awl I gotz iz Txuz. But I tawt it wuz pru-…per-… sed Loozy-anna.
nah, iz purrnownst N’awlins.
No it not iz prunow-, pronou-, called N’awlins! Nobuddy heer (in Noo Or-lunz) say dat, exsept fur dat stoopy Anndersun Cooppa on de CNNN. Not Noo-Orleenz, neether – datz teh wurstest!
Yeah, like karen say “Looeezeeanna” haz teh menny menny dose funnee-lookin armodildoes.
karen hersellf look kinda lyke a arrmadilleo! (not reely. shee my sister . i juss lyke to teese her)
OMG srsly. Iz “Noo Orlunz”. But it be in Orleenz Parish. Go figgur. Teh only peeps dat say N’awlins heer ar tourists, Ninf Warders, an Chalmashuns (an eben den, onlee sum of teh last two).
And *SPORFLE* at “armodildoes”!!!
inz orygun, wez noes gets armodilidoes- wez getz sqousihy skunkz, dems MUCH smeller….
gets ocasonal squival flatcake….. small, fuzzi, not two tasti ‘cept two crows…..
funni- neber sees squooshi crow……
momcat
yu shud tri it in french. noovoh orleeahnn(teh s is silent)
When yu entr Looisiana on I-10 commin from Missississississsippippi, dere be a sign dat say “Wecome to Louisiana!” an unner dat it say “Bienvenue a la Louisiane!” Mai frenz gramma still cawls it Nouveau Orleans, but she rly owld an frum Franse. So she gots an exkuse.
I sorry to carrect y’all, but itz “Nouvelle Orleans” rather than Nouveau, if you wanna sai it en francaise. kthxbai
armadillose iz borned ded longsyde teh rohd
Just a word to the wise. Never mess with an armadillo (live or dead). They carry leprosy and it can be acquired from the carcass.
Thus endeth the lesson on zoonoses. We now return to ur regglarly sch.. ske.. planned lolcats
Zoonoses? whut about feets and teefes an belliez? Only da noses danjerous?
(yes, i noez wut u MENT. but i alwayz thought “zoonoses” wuz funni werd.)
it iz phunnie wurd. dere is mannie phunnie werds for vetrin..veter…kitteh doktors
Reeelee? Da fings you lern. Dis plays iz edjuma.. ejama… iz full oz da clevah peeps.
I feelz sorry for da armadilols now…
Tu meet up wif Greed, Lust and Gluttiny!
Julllleeee Ahnnnndreeeewwsss!
BEDAZZLED FTW!!!!! OMG…loved the original, dint see da remake!
Oriji…Oragin …da furst Bedazzld wuz much win. Mai katz still can has double tempt.
an how long did it taik?
we’re still waiting!!
“it tuk diiiiiiiiiiiiis lawng.”
Iz importent 2 makes sure grayn is strayt, or rwoad not fitz raht….
BabyRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….Oh wrong Sloth kthxbi……..
Goonies FTW!!!
I wuv u dissssssssssssssss much! Wen i wuz trying to shows u i fell off muh tree..hee
A Dept of Transportation bureaucrat…just in case you are wondering why it takes a long time to get the roads fixed NOW YOU KNOES!
oops, sorry leaf….I diddnt reed alla da way down afore I posted….my bad
neh…just a case of “great minds think alike”…and no matters anyways…
Dis explanes a lot in mah citee.
We wuz supozed to has a new inturchanj for teh Supur Bowl, and dinnot get finishd in tym. 2 yeerz latur, still not dun.
Hofully, mah churrun will wun dae dryv on it… whenevur I has churrun.
Poor wittle slothes cannnot walks! Dey pulls demselves along on de flat surfaces, hand ober hand. Prolly tooks him long time. Prolly needs to pack a lunch to cross the hiw, higgwa, to cross de road!
oops,he forgots teh can opner for his piknik, hasta go bak hom an git it.
five years lader …..
sokay, has teh biltin can opner. 2 akshully
ok, so u sed, deez eez whar i hafsta put mah handz for teh manicures? kay, i r ready nao!
Ok, DOAN CROSS TAHT LINE.
sloths liek to cross roads
o riet, lyek we has tiem tu watsh DAT videeyo.
iz nebber seein a sloth afore. nao iz noes y layzee n sloth meen da saem ting.
ZOMG, an den de bebe slolth wif da mama!!! Soooo keyoot!!
Dey has such splolrtabull faysis!!!
MXVIIICIXMVI Slolth Olimpicks gets off to a karakteristiklee slo start wif teh furst event, Track an Feeld. Jackee Joynur Slolth prepaers to defendz hur titel in teh 100 metur dash. Hur gold medlol time was 6 daes, 7 howrs.
I’m not sure whys, but dis foto disterbs me…
furst ting I tot ub wuz Dean Koontz wen I saw it. Wunner wut it remines me ub?
butt I beccha dem babee sloths bee jus as cyute as can bee.
/all teh babees allus bee deserbin ub snorguls
//well, mebbee notz teh scorpiun babees, an teh hornet babees, an teh CROKIGATUR babees!!!
dis mite be repete:
check out de link aboves
is becaz teh foto is a total “WTF???”
I know, me too. The caption makes it very lolful, but I have always been sorta skeerd of sloth’s faces. Not real sure why……
the claws don’t help, either
Iz not slof. Iz Chewbacca. He fell down an now he cant git up.
he gittin ode. mus be at leeest 400
The way the shadow underneath him looks, he looks kinda like a hoversloth
SLOTH0R
den, during the turd rekonsillyashun of teh lassed of teh McKetrick suppleekents, tehy choas a new form fer him: taht uv a jyant Slor! mennee Shuvs and Zuuls new waht it wuz 2 be rowstead in teh depths of teh Slor dat dey, eye ken tell u!
As in: why is this jungle critter that is not really mobile except in trees, and even then supposedly not really quick there, doing on the road? I dont think with them set of claws/nails it actually does walking normally.
Hopefully, its caretaker just exposing it to new happy experiences?
cue Willie: “On the road again…cant wait to get on the road again”
Er, this comment was a response to Kim (currently 3 blocks above mine)
Dis kood be pic from jungle place, like Kosta Rika.
Day can
his eyes scares me…looks like he don’t has got any eyes.
Blinkur cat will be most pleased … NOM NOM NOM
smushhy sloths taystes liyk chikken burger
ok i iz reddy 2 rap yr present. jus gimme da rappin payper.
lolsloth is verry metikl…matkil…metlik……kareful wif her werk.
Aye mites do eet slowlee, but Aye doos it wif a smyle!!
Slolths R amayzeeng!
Oh, mos hi and holee lolcat viewer, I bow down an worship thee.
I am ty humbul servunt.
Yes there is the road thing, but maybe Freddy Kruger image with the fingernails. Almost looks like it is stalking something, but I know they don’t do that…do they? (Shudder)here come the nightmares…
i knows the source!!!
itz
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/set/1478/slothpict.html
chek out 2nd one down. he’s all smiling for the camera, like “dood, i’m gonna b muy famoso.”
i keeps teh ends out foar teh tie that binds
becuz ur mine, i walks teh line
Brillyunt. Johnny Cash FTW!
i knows the source!! do google image search for “sloth” click first pic. check the 2nd pic down. he’s smilin’ for the camera like “doood, i’m gonna b muy famoso”
Do anybodies see a fum? ? ? either opposobile or other?
I hopez not. I not wuntz dis sloff tellin me….”Yeeeeaaaahhh, I tink I needz u too wurk Saturrrrrdaaaayyyyy..”
OCD Sloth.
good one!
Evrybody else go gooogle OCD!
…fr teh nex seben owers strayt.
Bonuss poynts 4 furst lolsloth i fink.
Nuu… Wuz anothr lolsloth ina box waaay back.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/lolsloth
I no ware dis foto waz taked. Waz in College Station. Rode construkshun go berry, berry slowly heer. Have obrerpassez dat no go noware yet. Have 7th generashun potholez. Have much trafik conez an barrelz. Now I knows why. Dis sloth wurk 4 Young Brothers Contrakterz. Haz finallee finish rode. Now will dig up agin–forgotted to put utilitee pipez. True!
Wao! Wi dunt has manee sLOLth pictshures here!
Way to go sLOLth!!
oh, plz hurree mistr sloth! i no wantz u runned oveh! “ehn ehn”
I showz u how much iz cubit. Now u cans build ark.
K, bai
Plees to fine nover slolth
RoFl!
oh hai, i has a money foar teh sloth machine but it be borked.
Hmm, is that blood around his face?
omg omg VAMPIYER SLOLTH!????
Cuuuuttttteeeeee, buh get babeh out of teh road befor he getz hurt
Slothies canno move too fast!!!
Nah, that is just its fur coloring. I love sloths! They are so fun to work around in zoos, but they have a nasty bite, if your slow enough to let them bite yoy
Okey dis gonna tek a wyle, dis noo fabrik, i iz tayler an i mezhers all de tyme, u pantz gonna luk nyse wen we iz dun
Iz notchur traffic line, is mah nailfile ktnx
I hope the sloth doesnt get squished…
Teh Sooper Slos!
He fyt crym and sabs da dey!
Oar… he juss kinna lay der and look kewt.
And to think I saw “Seven” just 2 nites ago on TV…
me startin to finks dis bad idea…
SLOLTH ready to strike!!!!!!!!
Iz in yo streefs. Ofstrucktin yo traffics.
i think it needs to say “5…5…5 dollar foot long!