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wokkit wokkit wokkit wokkit…
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dis why cats doan akshuly maek gud soopervilluns. hairbal alwaiz interups teh plot-compleeting monnylog.
dat remindes me of the movie Shrek when Shrek and Donkey furst met Puss n boots. those movies maeded me laff an laff an laff
Quid Pro Quo, Clarice!!!!
Iz eeted hiz cheezburger wiv sum kittehnip an a nice milks
Now we fly!…Hey wait a minute…OH NOES…i is on wrong side of the cage
Purrfect sound effekt!
wuznt mien orijinuly, but i fergits hooz it wuz.
no no no…it goez
goork goork gooork GOORK GOORK HA-CHUK! pleh
Ohhhhh Trrble Kitteh……..call this numbr……I has Mexcan Catnapping Insrnce……..thy pay u 1,000,000 Cheezeburgers……
kitteh shows no mercy
cat-like laughing detected
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ezzactly wut i wuz thinkin…… WWAAAZAAAAAAAAAAA *shakes hed and wiggles tonge*
Call muh lawyers…call muh hairdresser…call muh agent…we kin werk it out!
Call mah legul profeshunall aerobix instructer!!
So tells me clarice,
when u goes tu sleeps,
do u still smells teh sizzlin’ of teh cheezburgrrr?
Quid pro quo clarice.
N’ hold teh picklez.
In Soviet Russia– da peeples r in da zoos.
wuz cald Sybeerya Goolag
MMMM…Goolag…mit shpetsel n rie bred…an a Pilzner Urkwell….
I can has Oktoberfest?
U can has papreeka on yur goolag?
Oh, papreeka on teh goolag. Yuuummm! Wehn I furst lived in Stuttgart, meny yeers ago, there wuz a restaurant taht had 45 differunt kinds ov goolag.
I recentlee went to r Yacht Club (heer in Michigan) wif sum frienz (tehy is members, nawt mee!!). Tehy had goolag awn teh menu. Ttru – tehy sayed wuz Murican goolag (nawt teh wun in Cuba), butt I ordereded enyway thinkin – shud be ineresting. Wuz teh PLEH! NO paprika. Edible – bearlee.
B! U cum with mee sumwhar fur gud goolag. Cud bee fun!
oh teh delite awn taht kittehz face !!!11!!1!1!! he be teh happiestest ob awl the kittehz rounded teh townz…
Ma furst thot wuz he ober essited an thurstee/hawt kitteh…. But he doo look ravver gleeful wif da pantings….
Janet, Teho and many other Friends here— I know this is not a prayer circle– but I have just had some very upsetting news and I have to share it with you. My 13 yr old cousin has been in a terrible accident. He and his twin sister were riding ATV’s in an open field…..he fell off and she ran over him…….his head, they were not wearing helmets. He is in critical condition and they don’t know if he is going to make it. He is in a drug induced coma right now and things are not looking good…… so those of you who pray….please do. His name is Cole. For those of you who don’t pray……please forgive my abuse of this site. I am on my way to where he is now — I will probably be gone a day or two but I will update you later.
Gayla
i will pray. thx fur sharing
oh so sorry to hear and my prayers are with Cole and family
asking for help is not abuse! we will all be thinking of you and yours –
heartcS
No abuse has been committed in by book. We are all buds here, and thats what friends do, they share . . . .
oof.
take care & best fortunes.
We will all do our part, Gayla….our prayers are with all of you….and please don’t apologize-this site is for people who DO care about our friends. We will wait anxiously for what we hope will be good news!
I dont pray, but I will keep my fingers crossed for your cousin.
Terrible news, Gayla. My thoughts are with you.
Sending many positive thoughts your way.
SO sorry to hear. Will do mah prayer type thing, for everyone involved.
My prayers are with Cole and your family.
I’m so sorry to hear that Gayla. You and Cole will definately be in my thoughts.
My heart goes out to you and Cole’s family, especially his sister.
I can’t imagine her pain right now. It’s so very sad.
this is Pittypat – I keep forgetting to check my name before I add comments.
yoo are spechully kind to member pain of sister!!!!
Gayla, it’s good that you asked for support. My heart goes out to you and Cole’s family, especially his sister. (Wacky WP – this will post again, under “Antionette”).
No pologees needed. We are all sendin u the good thoughts.
a terrible thing to happen! Hope there will be some good news for you and the family.
add my thoughts & prayers to the rest, gayla
You and all your family are on our prayer list. I cannot imagine the pain you are all going through. Be strong.
Prayers and hugs
Sympathies and hopes for the best for you and your family, especially Cole and his sister.
Gayla34. I with my 4 kittehs are praying for your cousin and your family, that you find strength, grace and mercy throughout this trouble.
OMG, Gayla! Dat’s skeeree……
I givs ma happee energees an luvving thots to yoo an COle an hims sisser an yoor famblee!!!
I tink awl R positiv energeez will has GOOD effeck!!!
Drug induced coma is scaree, but good fur da brayn to rest an recover. He mite also hav or need holes in hims skull to keep da brayn frum skwish wif da swellings. Iz good ting, even if looks skeeree. Drs R knoin much moar to hep brayn an hed oweez, speshallee wif yung peeps.
Hugs to yoo, all R love an gud thots is wif yoo, Gayla. Yoo memmer dat, k?!?!!?
Gayla, how wonderful that you know you can ask for support here. You will most certainly get it. Whether folks are religious or not, the power of positive thinking cannot be denied.
I will say many prayers for your family.
aye jus saw dis.
I not Christian, but I pray, lite kandul fur da Cole. Is ok Witch/Pagan prayz fur da poor boi?
I am sure that all kind thoughts and prayers (regardless of who they are directed towards) will be welcome and appreciated. But I really should not talk for Gayla
i fink iz ok if ennybuddy prayz. berry brave 2 tell uz, cause nawt awl peeeple bee tolerant…
I tot an tot how too respon to dapanferkitteh’s tuching post. I likez wut u said, ittehbittehkitteh.
Teh gud newz is, mos peepuls heer wut disagrees on tuchi-like subjecks not bee sayin fi-tee comments. Dey polite.
Yes, good will and posituve thots and lubs nebber hurt nobodee. Do ur gud stuffs, peepuls ub differunt beleefs! I noes Gayla will bee thankfull too u.
we can has dibersity in beliefs here, but we each has our “gud stuffs” we do fur our frenz NEtime rekwest is made. Gayla, u is in our tawts & prayers.
fank u, kathleen. iz berry nice. an fank u, jbm. alzo berry nice.
(specially likes dat: lurve nevver hurted nobuddy. iz da lacka lurve dat smarts…)
Hopz iz okay…. Me 1 2
Give and get strength from your family. Our thoughts and prayers are with you all.
Will pray…Starting now!
I will be sending prayers your way.
I hope a healing hand will be laid upon Cole.
My thoughts & prayers are with you and your family. Please let us know how he does.
Prayers, thoughts, and good energies all to Cole, his sister, and all family.
gayla, i’m so sorry to hear of your cousin’s accident. for his sake, his sister’s and the family’s, i pray he is restored to health.
Hi Gayla,
this is my first post here (i’ll try my lolspeak next post) but I was so moved by all the nice comments your friends here have left, I just wanted to add my {{hugs}}. God speed.
So sorry to hear this, Gayla. I will be praying for him and your family.
Oh noes! Sending my thoughts and love to you, Cole, his sister and your family. I don’t really pray (am pagan-agnostic), but I will ask whatever deity/deities are up there to watch over Cole and your family. Hopefully Cole will have the best possible recovery, with you there to care for him.
Gayla, my prayers, thoughts, and hugs are with Cole and his family and you. God bless you all.
Pat
OH GAYLA! My hart goes awt to you. And Cole and his sister and teh whole fambly. This is just horrible. And u know what – this IS a prayer circle when wun of our deer frenz is in need. Just not in a conventional sense, I think. Many differunt ways to pray – all with same result. I know we are all directing every positive thot we can muster to Cole and everyone – and spehul thots to poor twin sister, who must be traumatized beyond belieef.
On a little sidebar, I was a little pained to reed that sum peepl thot Christian god wud be onlee wun acceptable. I reelee think that “god” is smart enuf nawt to care what you call him/her/it. Do whatever u do and I know that Gayla will be pleased.
I wud bet that moar tahn 50% of teh peeple heer are nawt what you wud call conventional Chistians – butt awl are reelee gud peeple.
gayla, pleez add my thots to the rest fur yer family.
Gayla, I was so shocked and sorry to read this – I was away for a couple of days and just found it. My thoughts are with you and your whole family, wishing only good things for Cole and his sister who must be going through many types of hell right now. *hugs* to you and please let us know how you’re doing when you’re able.
[puts paws togedder]
pls Cole getz bedder
gayla is nices peepul, is gud auntie I bets.
Oh Hai Clarice! Kwid po kwo!
Nao U go to teh vetz!!! HAHAHAHA See hao u lyk it!
And ur harbls wil be GONE!!!
Prayers that Cole recovers and will bear no ill effects from the accident. And his poor sister. Hugs
I will pray for both of them, too.
See how you likes being the cargo…I can has first class?
kthxbai
Is now I wil haz ur flavur!
Hello number six…
I r not a prizoner — I iz a free kitteh!
Who iz number 1????
Dun go in da oshin, dat beeg whyt skwishee ball will git yoo!
(Aye nebber unnerstood why dey so skeered uv beech bawl…. Nawt LUK skeeree, jus happee bawl on da oshin…)
You iz nummer 6…
That would be telling!
why did you resign?
See hao u lieks it!
mi casa es su casa . . .
Silly kittah! Teh line is “U now are my prizoner!”
Ah’m yoor noo kommandr!
Prepayr da transit beeeeeeeem!!!!
RHPS FTW!
YES RHPS rooooles
Wait!!!!
From the Day I went away…
(goood byyyyeeeeyeeeee)
Was all I hads to say….
(oooohhhhmymyyyy)
I wants to come again and stay…
OMG I evens remember all the wordses
and again and again and again and again and again.
and I realize… (AHHH I’m home alone!!1!)
or alternatively
(I’m f—-ing stoned!
oh all the callbacks I can never forget. that’s a whole bunch o brain space I could use for important things
meebe if I lik the bars long enuf wit mah skratchy tung, I can file mah way outa jayl.
de snozzbars taysts liyk snozzbars!
<3 He looks just like my Jellybean, goofy expression and all!
Guantanamo Bay Cat
wil see u now
gayla34, me and my 4 kittehs pray for u and your family, for strength and grace. looks like your whole family kneads up lifting
Kants b-leev noes buddy sais it yet!
Kitteh: neener, neener, neeee-ner!
OJ Kitteh is confident that he will be again acquitted.
kitteh look lak hee sayin pleh wile laffin
This happee kitteh just takes mai bref awai. Luks just liek mai adored Florian – same charming little black hairdo with the part in the middle – and the amazing white paws (and shurlee amazing white bellee fur snorgling) and teh pinkest toesies and nose and lips in teh werld. He went over teh RB 2 1/2 years ago – I still cant believe he’s gone.
Kitteh, to dawg neks door: Nah nah nah nah nah! U kan’t get mee!
(Dawg slaps bars.)
Kitteh: Whoaw, dang–u kan! I wuzent sayin nuffin, honess….
ths is so cute dude it is so AWESOME i hate being a prisoner but being a prisoner to that cat would be so SWEET
Wurrl dommeenaishun nXt!!!
XD