Comments on: Iz tired frum lilkken all

By: Moira

Moira — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:05:19 +0000

BOOMZ. U just sploded da wurld. Congratulayshuns dum-butt. >: D

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:18:03 +0000

mmm… no… i konserned dat kittehkat iz too porus 2 b washt an need profeshunal hepp.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:16:00 +0000

awsum! (i fink… i still has to watsh him so he duznt duz dat agin…)
nao we bofe gotz a “dog of legend”!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:33:07 +0000

Kitteh shud bee stoard neks tu drinken glassis

Don’chu reed de instrukshuns?

By: syahidali

syahidali — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:59:33 +0000

teenage mutant ninja kitteh – post pot smelling activity.

By: mariaedzed

mariaedzed — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:33:44 +0000

I taek my naps now, plz to do rest houzwerks kwietly.

Wake me fer cheezburgerz plz?

Kthnxbai

By: Tabbygail VanKittyworthless

Tabbygail VanKittyworthless — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:14:38 +0000

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzHIC!!!

*bubblz*

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:07:11 +0000

um, yuz means yuz iz konserned bout pore kitteh?

kitteh nize n dri nao, wentz thru dri cycle nows all klean, floffy an swee smellin……

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:57:53 +0000

“Many miles away
There’s a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake”

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:51:51 +0000

awh,,,,,, kiddi awl wiped out……

momcat

By: 3rin

3rin — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:00:16 +0000

i has a goledin retreefer who has opend sefral 6 oz cat fud cans-wif hims teef. He an mai over goggie eet da foud, an den he starts eetin da can. I is srys. An yet, he seems to suffer no ill efex. I has found sum bits of shiny stufs win cleenen up da bakyard. He is mai “dog of legend.”

By: 3rin

3rin — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:56:16 +0000

I sowwy ur kitteh is gone.

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:45:09 +0000

Fankoo, ai did miss it. will go to luk at it nekst!

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:07:02 +0000

hm. i trided 2 post an it dint wurk….

i luves sardeenees. anchoblees 2. tuna… wen i opns a can ov feesh, man-oh-man do dem kittehs come arunnin!!

By: julyisthebestmonth

julyisthebestmonth — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:27:56 +0000

dis storey sooo phunee! i mysef lieks to eat sardeenes, but admit dey smell IZ a littel funkee!

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:17:26 +0000

hey!! wait!!! wheres da vet tek? i konserned bout kitteh’s pores!!

(taked me awl day to member dat. “delayed reaction”…)

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:13:48 +0000

nope. he chawed orf da end ov da can!!! hiz teefs went rite fru!! member: sardeens cans iz flat…

he r big goggie = jerman shep mutt. uslly berry nice boy, butt dis time he maded meh mad.

still. i kinds admires him. lessee: he choosed a sootable proteen item. taked orf da laybel. opend da can. served himseff. cleened da dribblez orf da floor.

LOL wen i fink dis way bout it: mah goggie more responsable dan mah boy!! (i gotz a son. 19 yrs old) but i still r mad wif him 4 opnin da can WIFOUT AXING.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:36:24 +0000

Bukkittz Wassheeng Bawks
iz Kitteh’z speshull playse. Haz
foaldz daown Murffee Bed

Bukkittz goez in nawt so
durtee. Cumz owtz nyse andz kleenz
enuff 2 eetz frumz

Murffee Bed stillz wawrm
frumz end uv sykull. Soopurrbz
playse 4 lusshuss Napz

Jack.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:11:24 +0000

Yur goggie has pozeabul fumbz???

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:07:27 +0000

kleen up krew here!

By: ozzy mandius

ozzy mandius — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:56:16 +0000

Top-of-teh-lyne dishwursher haz teh ’skratchy tung cykel.’

By: ozzy mandius

ozzy mandius — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:51:03 +0000

Iz kitteh sing-krow-nissity.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:43:55 +0000

so…. mah goggie deicided to make himseff a snak coupla nites agos. i comed home from wurk, comed in fru da door and fot: *phew! whutsdatsmell???* i fot wun ov da kittehs musta not covired a turdlette. (or meny turdlettes. wuz beeg feeshy smell.) so i goed daown da stairs. mah goggie were layn dere like *i such gud goggie* – nex to him wuz da can ov sardeenz. he dun chawed da end orf da can an eated da feeshies!! nawt wun drop ov sauce or water wuz on da floor!!

By: naitkat

naitkat — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:40:03 +0000

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

By: D Marie

D Marie — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:38:10 +0000

MM – I lefted U an anser about teh ruptured duck on teh “Nice Bwinker” comments. In case U r curious. I was asleep yesterday and had lots of ICHC to catch up on today. So many new pics, I thot U might miss teh answer.

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:36:58 +0000

better dan shreded kokonutt!!

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:26:10 +0000

Keep dis up, kitteh, u b phats kitteh!

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:24:42 +0000

B-leev meh, date eggsaclee wats dey were sayin!!

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:23:20 +0000

KKKart on teh way!!

By: wralph

wralph — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:10:38 +0000

Bust de kiddy fer th’ habbid o eaten much mo fud then whut she needed. Muh dawg cant get to his vittles fer de lame cat.

By: Lala

Lala — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:07:24 +0000

Wishus elayne wud singz more off dat funnees songz…

By: lavi dave

lavi dave — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:06:39 +0000

the dishwasher is exactly the same as mine and the cat looks like one of my wife’s.

And… we used to have a cat named “Mambo”.

Kitteh Sink U Larity? Catverjentz? Doppleh Gangeh?

Skeery.

By: IHaveFurryChildren

IHaveFurryChildren — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:56:47 +0000

Mah kitteez wached me giv mah goggie a baf las nite, an dey wuz awl “WTF? Goggie iz gettin wet? LOL!!! Sux fur u!” Or at leest dats wut I majin dey wuz sayin.

By: elayne

elayne — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:56:25 +0000

The two eensy white specks on the tummy remind me of a version of the “Favorite Things” song that some friends made up. Some of the “favorite things” were “Nipples on kittens and warm Laurence Fishburne.”

By: B!

B! — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:55:37 +0000

Green kitteh lolku FTW!!!

Ayr dry iz bestest lo power mode!

By: IHaveFurryChildren

IHaveFurryChildren — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:53:49 +0000

Iz kitteh-hairz…iz essenchul to awl cookinz.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:53:22 +0000

Do u reed meh?! Open teh pod door Hal!!

By: ngtm1r

ngtm1r — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:52:46 +0000

Don’t shutz tat door! Kitteh no apprecitz being washt.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:42:53 +0000

We (okay – I) practice puppy pre-wash and whenever someone opens the dishwasher, our dog comes racing from wherever he has been and looks all “ruhr?”

I’ve never seen this phenomenon (do do dah do do) before.

By: Annie

Annie — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:38:56 +0000

Repair kitty iz chekin fur de prolem… SHHHH!

By: thisncat

thisncat — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:16:36 +0000

If u don want gess’s tu cum bak fur din-din, let kitteh an goggie cleen dishes. If u wan tu bee shur, put dishes awai in cubord afer dey dun!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:06:31 +0000

I tried to get mah kitteh, Mambo, to lik mah salid playt. He cud nawt figgyur owt wai I had a playt full uv stuff u cud find growin in durt. He gib me teh saym luk kittehs gib u wen u tayk a shower. Basikallee, “WTF?!?!?!?!??”

By: dogbotherer

dogbotherer — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:04:18 +0000

please remember to stow your kitty in the upright and locked position before landing.
no purring until the plane has come to a complete stop.
thank you for flying maytag/tuxedo airlines.

By: philene

philene — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:41:56 +0000

if watur 2 hawt will shreenk bak to babeh kitteh? want!

By: KickahaOta

KickahaOta — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:33:06 +0000

Green-Aware Kitteh
done ‘recycling’ food scraps. Now
in low-power mode.

By: Eleanor

Eleanor — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:30:55 +0000

U is fryd on da cahrbees! Cahrbee cohma….

By: Eleanor

Eleanor — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:29:42 +0000

Is hims needz da halp…. Were dem dwarfies and da singin’ pwincess wid da reforzmants?

By: sish

sish — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:27:28 +0000

Otemeel, marshmelo fluf an missus butterwerth seerup…
I iz eggzhostid!

By: Tarah711

Tarah711 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:25:55 +0000

i iz sad nao…lukz liek mai kitteh hoo iz at teh raynbo brig nao. but iz bery kyoot!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:25:34 +0000

Hao nyce, u instaldeded a kitteh bed in teh kitchun! Jus mai syzzzzzzz