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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
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oh hai i cleend ur dishus.
furst?
BOOMZ. U just sploded da wurld. Congratulayshuns dum-butt. >: D
Pleeze to not turn on dishwashyr til after naptimes, Kthanxbai.
Warmnkleen dishwashurr dore atracktz mai kittehs too!
<—–asploded hed, lol.
KKKart on teh way!!
kleen up krew here!
Meenwile teh frijidator kitteh r dizposg uv teh lefovrs n teh chill kewb.
luks liek warshr misd a spawt.
hyumin asks…
“why dinnur taste funnee tonite?”
Iz kitteh-hairz…iz essenchul to awl cookinz.
better dan shreded kokonutt!!
Oh tank joo kitteh! Juss rest der an I will, um, revyoo yawr werk.
But it kleerly sai on teh labul dat teh nappin kitteh is handwush onleee…
if watur 2 hawt will shreenk bak to babeh kitteh? want!
awh,,,,,, kiddi awl wiped out……
momcat
I’z in ur kitchen, renderin ur utilitiez useless.
Gud luk washin teh baked-in meet bitz frum teh casserole dishus in teh sink.
By handz.
But plz, skrubs quietlee.
Kthxbi.
I tried to get mah kitteh, Mambo, to lik mah salid playt. He cud nawt figgyur owt wai I had a playt full uv stuff u cud find growin in durt. He gib me teh saym luk kittehs gib u wen u tayk a shower. Basikallee, “WTF?!?!?!?!??”
Mah kitteez wached me giv mah goggie a baf las nite, an dey wuz awl “WTF? Goggie iz gettin wet? LOL!!! Sux fur u!” Or at leest dats wut I majin dey wuz sayin.
B-leev meh, date eggsaclee wats dey were sayin!!
MM – I lefted U an anser about teh ruptured duck on teh “Nice Bwinker” comments. In case U r curious. I was asleep yesterday and had lots of ICHC to catch up on today. So many new pics, I thot U might miss teh answer.
Fankoo, ai did miss it. will go to luk at it nekst!
New cosmestic organizer and directions…
Now takez the kitteh andz blends in teh blusher; Takez care to avoidz the pointy endz.
Vary especial dishworsher comes wit kitteh-tung-cleanin option. Bery quiet operashuns. I can has?
Top-of-teh-lyne dishwursher haz teh ’skratchy tung cykel.’
I sowwy, I eeted awl ur dish sopes….
top hat be somwherz – stiw gotz meh tails on
dat was some partee!!!
I getz some gwasses in teh washythingy
but can move no morzzzzzzzzzzzz
yur kitteh luuks liek mai kitteh!
the dishwasher is exactly the same as mine and the cat looks like one of my wife’s.
And… we used to have a cat named “Mambo”.
Kitteh Sink U Larity? Catverjentz? Doppleh Gangeh?
Skeery.
Iz kitteh sing-krow-nissity.
“Many miles away
There’s a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake”
Hao nyce, u instaldeded a kitteh bed in teh kitchun! Jus mai syzzzzzzz
i iz sad nao…lukz liek mai kitteh hoo iz at teh raynbo brig nao. but iz bery kyoot!
I sowwy ur kitteh is gone.
Otemeel, marshmelo fluf an missus butterwerth seerup…
I iz eggzhostid!
U is fryd on da cahrbees! Cahrbee cohma….
Keep dis up, kitteh, u b phats kitteh!
Is hims needz da halp…. Were dem dwarfies and da singin’ pwincess wid da reforzmants?
Green-Aware Kitteh
done ‘recycling’ food scraps. Now
in low-power mode.
Green kitteh lolku FTW!!!
Ayr dry iz bestest lo power mode!
please remember to stow your kitty in the upright and locked position before landing.
no purring until the plane has come to a complete stop.
thank you for flying maytag/tuxedo airlines.
If u don want gess’s tu cum bak fur din-din, let kitteh an goggie cleen dishes. If u wan tu bee shur, put dishes awai in cubord afer dey dun!
Repair kitty iz chekin fur de prolem… SHHHH!
We (okay – I) practice puppy pre-wash and whenever someone opens the dishwasher, our dog comes racing from wherever he has been and looks all “ruhr?”
I’ve never seen this phenomenon (do do dah do do) before.
so…. mah goggie deicided to make himseff a snak coupla nites agos. i comed home from wurk, comed in fru da door and fot: *phew! whutsdatsmell???* i fot wun ov da kittehs musta not covired a turdlette. (or meny turdlettes. wuz beeg feeshy smell.) so i goed daown da stairs. mah goggie were layn dere like *i such gud goggie* – nex to him wuz da can ov sardeenz. he dun chawed da end orf da can an eated da feeshies!! nawt wun drop ov sauce or water wuz on da floor!!
Yur goggie has pozeabul fumbz???
nope. he chawed orf da end ov da can!!! hiz teefs went rite fru!! member: sardeens cans iz flat…
he r big goggie = jerman shep mutt. uslly berry nice boy, butt dis time he maded meh mad.
still. i kinds admires him. lessee: he choosed a sootable proteen item. taked orf da laybel. opend da can. served himseff. cleened da dribblez orf da floor.
LOL wen i fink dis way bout it: mah goggie more responsable dan mah boy!! (i gotz a son. 19 yrs old) but i still r mad wif him 4 opnin da can WIFOUT AXING.
dis storey sooo phunee! i mysef lieks to eat sardeenes, but admit dey smell IZ a littel funkee!
hm. i trided 2 post an it dint wurk….
i luves sardeenees. anchoblees 2. tuna… wen i opns a can ov feesh, man-oh-man do dem kittehs come arunnin!!
i has a goledin retreefer who has opend sefral 6 oz cat fud cans-wif hims teef. He an mai over goggie eet da foud, an den he starts eetin da can. I is srys. An yet, he seems to suffer no ill efex. I has found sum bits of shiny stufs win cleenen up da bakyard. He is mai “dog of legend.”
awsum! (i fink… i still has to watsh him so he duznt duz dat agin…)
nao we bofe gotz a “dog of legend”!!
Don’t shutz tat door! Kitteh no apprecitz being washt.
Do u reed meh?! Open teh pod door Hal!!
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
The two eensy white specks on the tummy remind me of a version of the “Favorite Things” song that some friends made up. Some of the “favorite things” were “Nipples on kittens and warm Laurence Fishburne.”
Wishus elayne wud singz more off dat funnees songz…
Bust de kiddy fer th’ habbid o eaten much mo fud then whut she needed. Muh dawg cant get to his vittles fer de lame cat.
Bukkittz Wassheeng Bawks
iz Kitteh’z speshull playse. Haz
foaldz daown Murffee Bed
Bukkittz goez in nawt so
durtee. Cumz owtz nyse andz kleenz
enuff 2 eetz frumz
Murffee Bed stillz wawrm
frumz end uv sykull. Soopurrbz
playse 4 lusshuss Napz
Jack.
hey!! wait!!! wheres da vet tek? i konserned bout kitteh’s pores!!
(taked me awl day to member dat. “delayed reaction”…)
um, yuz means yuz iz konserned bout pore kitteh?
kitteh nize n dri nao, wentz thru dri cycle nows all klean, floffy an swee smellin……
momcat
mmm… no… i konserned dat kittehkat iz too porus 2 b washt an need profeshunal hepp.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzHIC!!!
*bubblz*
I taek my naps now, plz to do rest houzwerks kwietly.
Wake me fer cheezburgerz plz?
Kthnxbai
teenage mutant ninja kitteh – post pot smelling activity.
Kitteh shud bee stoard neks tu drinken glassis
Don’chu reed de instrukshuns?