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Cheezburger Network Blog
Caturday! Lets celebrate!
member babeh kitteh. no drink on MT tummee. Hab cheezburger too.
Doan wanna luk liek toylet cat in teh mornin.
luk hao assum – kitteh iz bout size of martini glass!
kitteh awlreaddy eated de olives
in fakt….kitteh eated so mannee olives his eyes turned olib !!!
I cellubratez wif teh FURSTEE CONGO LINE UB LUB!!
Furstee furstee fur-STEE!
Yay Jajah!
/Kitteh is firsty. Get it? *paw poke* Huh? Huh?
Kathleen, uz r bery bery funneh! ladz uz here!
Dar supposa be “Glad”
*hides face*
noe, noe, not say, “hides face”….say, “I MINT too doo dat!!!”
cuz i tot u did.
/pleez not too bee hidin face.
//oh, yeah purrfect oppurtunitee heer, …peepuls…can aneewun tells me PWEEZE how to puts teh pikshur next too teh name?
No, no, Lucy…not say, “hides face”….say “I MINT too doo dat!”
/pleeze not too be hidin face
//tanks fur ur nice comment!
///Oh, yeah! speekin ub dat….Peepuls….PLEEZE tell me how to put teh pikshur nex too ur name!!!
////Lucy, I made u dis comment bee foar butt wordpress eated it.
now it will probublee show up twice.
*smacks teh word press stuff wit mah big paw*
Lucy, I possted a tank u twice now an pewpee o wurdpress eated it. Mebbee it will take dis short an sweet note?
yep. figgurs.
But uz MINT to do dat, rite?
O, gurl…u made me LOL!
T’ank yoo! Ai laik “furrsty!!
Tank yoo vay mush! Ai liaik “firsty” verree mush!
AI is startin too tink….looks arown wit skwintee eyes and pinnud back eers…dat wee may has too break owt teh BORD WIT A NAIL IN IT. Mebbee dat will make wurdpress cleen up it’s akt.
R U lissening, u shiffless, trifullin wurdpress? Get peppin!
Is dat too much trubbul fer u, wurdpress?
Datz wut I TOT.
Dooplicate commen detected; Doooooplicad comment detected! Cant evan sai tank oo to Kafleen & ai laik “firsty” kitteh comment!
Ai laik soo mush ai posted 3 taims!!!! Ai MEANT to do dat!!!! (NOT – Wurrpress kep reeckin me, ai taut!
Awesome!
Ebry day iz Caturday
Corse, it’s nod teh FURST Caturday of deh Month, widge is xtra Spedjal!
NOEZ! Y u haf 2 sai “Furst”? U iz a a meenee.
Dis liddle fella iz obvislee 2 yung 2 drink mattinees.
Dat haz 2 wait 4 FURST Birfday!
*snickers*….looks arown furtivlee…..
whut abbowt evening purrformences?
wat u meen? mine iD fakedd?
kitteh, u iss unnerage. wate til ur oldur
naw! is nawt fakedd!! iz jus luk yug 4 age. iz free. dat be 21 in ur yrs. U gibes me teh cosmo…kos….yummie red drinkie naw. kthnks.
iz it can be caturday?
kthxbai!
Teh kitteh iz leenin kwite a bit, I think mebbe he awlreddy bin drinkin.
his table has a slight tilt. kitty is purfektly upright.
win
tipsy cat is tipsy
Naaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww…….
kitteh nut drinkee
de camera iz de tilted !!
I iz youropeein kitteh. Bish legal dere.
pew, dis smelly funy. ware mye Tuna Jyuss sprtzr?
or mai crème de catsis?
Aye will take a wite Russian, holdz de wotka, holdz de Kalua . . .
I holdz da katlua fur ya!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Fur doze hoo don noes, a wite russhan witout wotka oar kalua iz . . .
Creme!
Oh….I thot she wuz sayin “Jus give ne teh Russian”!!
No, kitteh doan jus wan da Russian.
Aye can see frum dat purrty face dat sheez a gud girl.
Mebee sheez a Cat Drunkula,
butts she b gud girl, 2.
EEEK! Rushin drinks ME!
Kitteh is leanin’ several degrees from upright. Tastee beverage has him by de equilybrium?
He will soon need to be returnned to upright posishun!
walleyed kitty
is walleyed
noes, noes, noes…..’cordin 2 mai spoose, walleyes iz beeg nasty ugli fishe wif sharp teef. Not eben tastez gud soes I hears.
Dis kiity kyoot, 2 kyoot 2 b walleye….
momcat
walleyed is another word for lazy-eyed – kitty looks walleyed
like young franken-stein
Taut it ment wid horsees if dey hab funnee colored bloo & whide eyes
youz means lik Igor? Kool! Igor is kyoot! lubs dat Marty Feldsman!
(ackshually hab brudder whoz waz “walleyed” himz hadz to wear patch fur while. Now himz no mor walleyed but still kinda “off center” lik Igor)
momcat
Catalyst!
cat-a-listing?
Aye aye – hard to port (or away from port, depending what’s in that glass)
but iz him 7 degrees ub seperation frm kevin bacon?
momcat
no. yu put bacon in front of him noz and there are no degrees of separation. only nom noms.
WIN!
momcat
dis kitteh has a distinct lean
Liquored-up Kitteh
seems to be italicized.
Soon to meet the floor.
italicized! win!
italicized kittehs = wwewwwy kyoot
OK guys, I have tried over and over again to write back to all of you about my original thread (back in “I maked u some love”) – I made you a comment, but the web eated it. So I’m trying again.
(Just my luck they’ll all update at once and I’ll be very embarrassed….) So here we go:
O mai gudnis! I had no ideer dere wud b sooooo menne responses. Seems lyke, sore insides or no sore insides, we awl comes hear 4 teh kittehs n teh laffin. Is important to has plays lyke dis 2 go 2. Fank u awl so much 4 writin in, it were gud 2 hear froms evrwun. U is AWL amazin, wunnerful cheez peeps!
Mmmmm CheezPeeps…Iz sheddar or montgomery jak?
puurrrrhaps wun ov ebri flavor : )
I is a Gooooooda peep.
Itz da pepper, Jack!!!
we may be cheezy, but we’re not muensters.
yu so pun-nee, Pp
Dats a guda won!
An we cheer yu up when yur bleu.
Whut happins to CheezPeeps inna mikrowayv?
Mmmmm, meltee CheezPeeps!! Plz to put awn torteeya fur me to nomnom!!
HelloKatie!!! Tanks fur yur wurds, we lurvez heer much too!!
I iz defunitly brie
iz cheez toes! nom, nom, nom…..
momcat
heer, heer!!
Yesh, Katie, u bee rite…it IS importunt too hab nice place like dis too cum too. A sheltur in teh storm ub pleh peepuls. We wurks too keep owt teh hatefuls an meenies and bee kine too eech udder, an wee has a wunnerfull place cawz ub it.
I not noe how it bee so eezy, keeping awai meen peepul. I sees meen commentz and cruel teezers in udder places, but not heer.
But I shur is not cumplayning!!!!
Sum CheezPeeps r baked n
Sum CheezPeeps r freyed – ur choyce.
It nawt ez bein cheezee!
i laffs brie…fly.
(hai, melissa!)
HALOOOOOOOO!
hay! whu muveded mai cheeze?!?!?!?!?
Hey Bebbee
comes here offen?
Pickup artist kitteh is pickin u up… artistically.
pickup artist will need 2 pic up dis kitteh s00n!
ahd lyyeeek anudderrrrr wite russhhhhhhhn pls, hoal teh wodkes, hoal teh kahula.
kthx*plotz*
Dis kitteh b catatonik bery soon.
Not enough tonic in diz for mez… cheque plz
honest mummy! the goggy droppt harz in yur drink n i fished dem out.
he even lickt the rim! so i had to cleans that up too. i was making sure he didnt do it again. and then i had to level it out a bit. and den, and den, and din…
it’s the goggy’s fault.
pwomise. smoochies?? i r not in twouble?
Iz okay. Mommy furgives yoo if yoo go makes her anodder one.
BTW, iz yoo named after Vetinari?
yuppers!!!
him my favurite. after DEATH of course
SQUEAK!!!
I lubs dem awl. But da short list iz Angua, Granny Weatherwax, Susan, and Vimes.
4 me, itz Vimes, Gaspode, an Nanny Ogg.
Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, Librarian and Ridcully
I’z only readed one whule buk and two furst chapitres, but mai list be rincewind, carrot adn vetinari.
Nanny Ogg’s mai kind of gal….enjois a gud taim…….an she has a kitteh.
Kitteh sez, “WOAH! Dat’s teh last tym I mayks teh marnigreetatatatas wid Evercleer…”
Ware dat stoopy waitruss? Ah noes ah distinktlee axed fur PEENYA CULLADA!!
P.S. Dat nawtee kitteh bee teh wun callin waitruss stoopy. I not nebber call no waitruss stoopy. I has much respex an good mannurs fur dem. Dey hard wurkers an deserbs ebbury penny dey get.
/forgibs mee. I jus had to add dat.
kthxbai.
PLEEZ DONNUT DO DIS
hehehe
Tink ov teh LOLwaitresses!
oopsee. heehee
I sed NO SALT in teh margureeta and tehre wuz salt BIG GRAINES in teh glass…
Kitteh at Traydur Vix wif purfik hayr, needs peenyeah kolata!!
dat song allus makez mee laff. (u noe, Wharwuff,not kolata!)
Bring mez too peenyah kolatas!
I gotta hav wun foar each hand . . .
Letz set sail wit Captain Morgan
And nebber leeve dry land.
Truhbbles Aye forgot dem.
Burried dem in da sand.
So bring mee too peenyah kolatas . . .
She sayd gub by to her gud timen man.
Ifs U liek peenut koalas! An gettin koffs in de rain!
Luv PEENUT KOALAS – ai meen de frase!
But why is the rum gone??
Da pennyeah kolatas at Trader Vic’s in Bev Hills yoozez frozdend cocnut joos in em, iz MUCH yummies!!! We went to drynk to Warren Zevon when we wuz der, wuz plezzant!
wayt tress! tehre WAZ a phishie in mai dak….daqi…..daice……in mai drinckie. but i eeted it!
SSHHH doen sai dat cuz den evrbuddee will be wantin 1
haha, i love how the kitteh is about to fall over.
Iz 20 minnits till fyv o-clok heer. Waytn 4 teh compyootr 2 tells meh I can has goin hoam.
Luv teh Alan Jaksun/Jimmee Buffit refrenz. I has teh song on mah mp3 playr.
Heff Cat is playn it Cooool .. Bein babe Magnet.
I maded u a ManKattan but I *hic*
i can has cosmo?
http://www.cosmopolitan.com
Hyuman laadeez wut needz sammiches.
/jelus
yah me tu. i wish I hads sammichs.
Whut kind of mammichs duz u purrfur? (Tihs is prollee NAWT a set up)
I wunts hot roas beef
and blue cheeze
won tekeela…two tekeeela…tree tekeeeeelaaaa… FLOR! hic..
LOL!
how dwi ai ammm…how wetz ai’ll be….if I dun fine…. da bafrum key…
I fownd da key…now ware’s da dore…oops itz too late…iz on da floor…
favrit dinking song ub da kittehz…snicker snicker hic!
Queer Eye Kitteh drinkz hiz cranberri appletini.
Kitteh puke is hard to clean from white fur on kitteh’s chest.
oh, pleh! *needz brane bleech & Shakez paw at Neil*
Toylet Cat sez “Amen brotha”
Jus liek der’s alwais a Michael Kaine moovie on sumwhere in teh wulrd at any time!
Kitteh has clock with all 12 positions marked with the number 5, with the saying:
“Drinking only after 5″
I can haz di clok too????
yooo wanta come up to see my skwetchings (is noo teknike-combinatn of skratching and etchinging)-HEY wer yoo goin—?
turns to left
Heyyy bebbe whaz bee yore sine?
Casanova kitty is casanova-ing
Yoo musta fell frum hevven, dat essplayns yor fayc… No, wayt, come bak!!
Yor outfit wood look gud inna crumpled heep wif me sleepin in it…. Awww, darn… Hay, LAYDEEEE!!!!!!
ORRRR…
Karr-e-okie kitteh is watin his turn for to karr-e-okie
Iz rz notz leenin nowhereshz
Uz be leenin 2 uz ritesh
Don feelz gud…
i needz a v8
w shot of vodka and a nootrishinal stick o celery,,,who sez drinking is all bad for you?
Yuz furgot teh tubasko sawse!
Iz caturday here!
Happy Hour Cat
iz happy!
WIN!
I haz fake ID. I iz McLovin!!!
It 5 o clawk summawheres.
Caturdai nawt nessessry.
Kitteh singin: “Pooooore meh sumthin tall n strong mak it a huricain b4 i goez insain…”
Pat O’Brian’s!!! BESTEST!!!
This would also be a goood one for “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is not my Batman glass.”
Hu bee habbin teh nurb too not serb kitteh him Batman glass? Wut stoopies!
Cosmo not so great… would rather has cheezburger
boaf! akshully i hadz somefing calld a rosie pama (wif pommegranite likyour) dis lassed weak in san diego ans it wuz de bestest marteenee i evar had. i culd have dat wif cheezbrgrs. yums.
Iz caturday NAO! kwik unkork teh singulmawlt!
Iz Caturday here!
Nxt time, moar catnips an less cranberryz, plz
kthxbai!
I can has cheezburger in paradiz?
Hai, hapey Caturday
Welcom tu de partee
Wil sombudey pleez fix de Erff, plz?
I fink it tilted.
You people ever heard of spell check? Jeez…
dang… notz to haz “Can’t you people SPELL” on dis new BINGLOL card… needz to mak nu wun…
jus hit F5! …ay wallah
whut’s spelchek, precious?
okaz-
gascat n I haben beeeg agrumeant. I sayz himz not been phunny, himz sayz ani Tolkien fand wud getz it…..
I lik….. spelcheck, iz MINE! I muz hab itz bak!
(gascat wrinkle kyoot kitti lik nosey at mez, himz realli beeg Tolkien fan, memorerizd sum parts ub books…..)
*sigh* colledg studnts, cantz liv wif dem, cantz liv wifout dem…..
momcat
I resent that
noes- yuz re- assemble dat ( yuz fhysic nut……)
buz I lubz u every ways!
momcat
Awwwwww, tank u berry mush!
WIN!!!!
yu know, Spell-chek, turn it on, run yur wurds, c if deys korrect.
Parteh kittehz, lulz.