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Caturday sumware!
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: RLB
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Caturday! Lets celebrate!
member babeh kitteh. no drink on MT tummee. Hab cheezburger too.
Doan wanna luk liek toylet cat in teh mornin.
luk hao assum - kitteh iz bout size of martini glass!
kitteh awlreaddy eated de olives
in fakt….kitteh eated so mannee olives his eyes turned olib !!!
I cellubratez wif teh FURSTEE CONGO LINE UB LUB!!
Furstee furstee fur-STEE!
Yay Jajah!
/Kitteh is firsty. Get it? *paw poke* Huh? Huh?
Kathleen, uz r bery bery funneh! ladz uz here!
Dar supposa be “Glad”
*hides face*
noe, noe, not say, “hides face”….say, “I MINT too doo dat!!!”
cuz i tot u did.
/pleez not too bee hidin face.
//oh, yeah purrfect oppurtunitee heer, …peepuls…can aneewun tells me PWEEZE how to puts teh pikshur next too teh name?
No, no, Lucy…not say, “hides face”….say “I MINT too doo dat!”
/pleeze not too be hidin face
//tanks fur ur nice comment!
///Oh, yeah! speekin ub dat….Peepuls….PLEEZE tell me how to put teh pikshur nex too ur name!!!
////Lucy, I made u dis comment bee foar butt wordpress eated it.
now it will probublee show up twice.
*smacks teh word press stuff wit mah big paw*
Lucy, I possted a tank u twice now an pewpee o wurdpress eated it. Mebbee it will take dis short an sweet note?
yep. figgurs.
But uz MINT to do dat, rite?
O, gurl…u made me LOL!
T’ank yoo! Ai laik “furrsty!!
Tank yoo vay mush! Ai liaik “firsty” verree mush!
AI is startin too tink….looks arown wit skwintee eyes and pinnud back eers…dat wee may has too break owt teh BORD WIT A NAIL IN IT. Mebbee dat will make wurdpress cleen up it’s akt.
R U lissening, u shiffless, trifullin wurdpress? Get peppin!
Is dat too much trubbul fer u, wurdpress?
Datz wut I TOT.
Dooplicate commen detected; Doooooplicad comment detected! Cant evan sai tank oo to Kafleen & ai laik “firsty” kitteh comment!
Ai laik soo mush ai posted 3 taims!!!! Ai MEANT to do dat!!!! (NOT - Wurrpress kep reeckin me, ai taut!
Awesome!
Ebry day iz Caturday
Corse, it’s nod teh FURST Caturday of deh Month, widge is xtra Spedjal!
NOEZ! Y u haf 2 sai “Furst”? U iz a a meenee.
Dis liddle fella iz obvislee 2 yung 2 drink mattinees.
Dat haz 2 wait 4 FURST Birfday!
*snickers*….looks arown furtivlee…..
whut abbowt evening purrformences?
wat u meen? mine iD fakedd?
kitteh, u iss unnerage. wate til ur oldur
naw! is nawt fakedd!! iz jus luk yug 4 age. iz free. dat be 21 in ur yrs. U gibes me teh cosmo…kos….yummie red drinkie naw. kthnks.
iz it can be caturday?
kthxbai!
Teh kitteh iz leenin kwite a bit, I think mebbe he awlreddy bin drinkin.
his table has a slight tilt. kitty is purfektly upright.
win
tipsy cat is tipsy
Naaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww…….
kitteh nut drinkee
de camera iz de tilted !!
I iz youropeein kitteh. Bish legal dere.
pew, dis smelly funy. ware mye Tuna Jyuss sprtzr?
or mai crème de catsis?
Aye will take a wite Russian, holdz de wotka, holdz de Kalua . . .
I holdz da katlua fur ya!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Fur doze hoo don noes, a wite russhan witout wotka oar kalua iz . . .
Creme!
Oh….I thot she wuz sayin “Jus give ne teh Russian”!!
No, kitteh doan jus wan da Russian.
Aye can see frum dat purrty face dat sheez a gud girl.
Mebee sheez a Cat Drunkula,
butts she b gud girl, 2.
EEEK! Rushin drinks ME!
Kitteh is leanin’ several degrees from upright. Tastee beverage has him by de equilybrium?
He will soon need to be returnned to upright posishun!
walleyed kitty
is walleyed
noes, noes, noes…..’cordin 2 mai spoose, walleyes iz beeg nasty ugli fishe wif sharp teef. Not eben tastez gud soes I hears.
Dis kiity kyoot, 2 kyoot 2 b walleye….
momcat
walleyed is another word for lazy-eyed - kitty looks walleyed
like young franken-stein
Taut it ment wid horsees if dey hab funnee colored bloo & whide eyes
youz means lik Igor? Kool! Igor is kyoot! lubs dat Marty Feldsman!
(ackshually hab brudder whoz waz “walleyed” himz hadz to wear patch fur while. Now himz no mor walleyed but still kinda “off center” lik Igor)
momcat
Catalyst!
cat-a-listing?
Aye aye - hard to port (or away from port, depending what’s in that glass)
but iz him 7 degrees ub seperation frm kevin bacon?
momcat
no. yu put bacon in front of him noz and there are no degrees of separation. only nom noms.
WIN!
momcat
dis kitteh has a distinct lean
Liquored-up Kitteh
seems to be italicized.
Soon to meet the floor.
italicized! win!
italicized kittehs = wwewwwy kyoot
OK guys, I have tried over and over again to write back to all of you about my original thread (back in “I maked u some love”) - I made you a comment, but the web eated it. So I’m trying again.
(Just my luck they’ll all update at once and I’ll be very embarrassed….) So here we go:
O mai gudnis! I had no ideer dere wud b sooooo menne responses. Seems lyke, sore insides or no sore insides, we awl comes hear 4 teh kittehs n teh laffin. Is important to has plays lyke dis 2 go 2. Fank u awl so much 4 writin in, it were gud 2 hear froms evrwun. U is AWL amazin, wunnerful cheez peeps!
Mmmmm CheezPeeps…Iz sheddar or montgomery jak?