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Technical Support-cat

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  1. RushnGreen says:

    Yor cawl iz imporrtint 2 uzzzzzzz…..

  2. pegataur says:

    Aye kant understandz yoo. Y yoo speaking wit Hindi aksent?

  3. gayla34 says:

    Well Hello! We are happy to take ur call today please explain in detail what your problem is…..zzzzzzzzz

  4. turbokitteh says:

    Boyfriend kitteh iz tyred after all nite talkkathon

    • Not Pikshured Kat sai,

      “….so then mi boss sai dat to me, and i sai i dunt kno how u kud sai such a fing,

      well, i didnt sai dat but i fort it and i was soooooooooooo mad at hims, i meens, wudn’t u be?

      i said, wudn’t u be?

      hellooooooooooooooooooo

      is u even LISTNIN TU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????

      I hates uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..!!!!!!”

  5. CrazeeKittehLadee says:

    Dat floofy belleh is just MAED for snorgling!! WANT!!!

  6. mary O'Spockn says:

    Dontt wurry be happycat is-happy

  7. pdqinky says:

    Technical Support-Kat has a mighty kitteh SEP field goin on…

  8. Betty says:

    Oh Hai! I helps u. Press 1 fer LOLcat, Press 2 fer Engish.

  9. Msfolly says:

    Teh phoone iz gud pillows

  10. LifeLover says:

    Dose 1-900 ladees rly wares me out.

  11. Tony James says:

    From an earlier, more innocent, age…

    10 Recognise problem
    20 Call technical support
    30 Let $=the limit of your patience+10 minutes
    40 Wait on hold for $ minutes
    50 Don’t be surprised when technical support suggests that you reboot
    60 Goto 10

  12. Nick says:

    Fonesecks kitteh is tird aftr all nite seshun.

  13. Erdan says:

    plz send halp kvik, I haz eated too much cheezburgrz

  14. Lucy says:

    Wen i canz no sleeps, i callz mi mommie. Her singz da lubyoubai an off I goez sleepin da dai away. Mom? MOM?! Y uz singin da pinkie toesies song? I gotz 2 do WHAT? I don no how to pranz!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Mommie kitteh needz to enrol her bebbeh in the werld faymouse LBJones Mewsik Skool of Singing and Dancing.

  15. gladys says:

    Az I.T. lolfrend, I resemble dis lol*.

    Iz now hangin in my cyoobu…coobic…dat playce wher my desk iz.

  16. Teho says:

    i r TOATULY feelin dis, todai.
    riet der wif u, kitteh.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Heer, Teho. Jus fur you. a 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso. Nawt too hawt. I hoep this will cheer u up a liddle.

      • Lucy says:

        Janet, uz bery bery funee and uz bery bery nise. uz staz here, Kthx?

      • Teho says:

        alredy had! thx tho.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ur welcum Ok – I drinks, cuz I luvs coffee and is nawt too hawt. Hmmmmmm – teh aroma.

          O hai, lolcatburgler. Luk. I haz browt u a 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso (nawt too hawt), too. Is very delishus. Teho haz gud tayst.

          • Teho says:

            teh cofeyshop peeps maed me a “mowka steemr” todai fr sumfing difrunt. is veri gud.
            is very gon, tu, nao. :(

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Mmmmm – sounds liek sumthin to trai. Wunder if owr coffee shops around heer has such a thing.

              Teho – since u r a coffee lover – haz u been to Italee? I don’t know whut tehy do taht is so different frum everwhar else, butt teh spresso and cappuchino tehre just can’t be beet. Verry strange. U r in Austria – drink coffee – very gud. 1 kilometer down teh road – cross border. Stop at first coffee bar. Drink coffee – sheer heaven.

            • Teho says:

              not gon ther yet. sumdai. spreizinglee gud cofeyshopz in Lumdon, tho. dey is can DEFNITLY be fans of teh Talyun sort of cofeys ther.

  17. Melissa says:

    Yesh maam. Jus plugz it in an turns it awn.
    *sigh*
    yesh maam jus turnz it awn.

  18. bubbyscranky says:

    U can’t see ICHC?!!! I gits suprvizer, she will noes what to do! We will gits ur ICHC back onlinez, donut panic!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Dat happened to mee just dis morning – and I DID panic – and I DID call tech support and they DID tell mee to turn off pyooter and lectricitee and turn awn ( and wait wait 20 seconds befoar turnin pyooter awn) – and – as u see – heer I AM!

  19. SarahD says:

    “Has u tried turneng it awf and on agen?”

    (U guyz should luk up The IT Crowd on YouTube. Is just lyk dis!)

    • SarahD says:

      Heerz teh clip…

    • cSmall says:

      a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer programmer are all stuck in a stopped car.

      M.E.: “I’ll just get out, pop the hood, and have a look see”
      E.E: “Ehh, maybe I’ll just try turning the key in the ignition…again”
      C.P: “Well, why don’t we all get out and get back in and see if it starts then?”

  20. Timvasi says:

    I called tech support the other day, and immediately hung up. The voice on the other end was american so I knew it was a wrong number

  21. bubbyscranky says:

    Ur blu screen of deff bores me. Jus turns off then ons, I’s goin back to mah naps. kthxbai.

  22. Xi says:

    Minor problums kan be ignord. Big wuns kan be sleeped thu.

  23. gayla34 says:

    If u think this kitteh might relly be talking on da fhone right now……

    you might be a chezneck.

  24. Melissa says:

    ‘weeboot yer peesee leidi.”

    • B! says:

      When I wurkt, ma compooter awlways brekkin cuz I wurkt mennee programs at wunce.

      It get stuck, an I COODENT turn it awf! It wooden turn awf unless yoo crawl unner da desk an unplug it! Much PLEH!

      But soon dey gived me a faster pooter frum a manager who got a noo pooter. Sigh. Why nawt giv da compooter YOOSER da faster pooter, an giv da mgr my pooter so dey can see dey got nuffin to complayn abowt!!!

      Nao I’z home bodee, wif 2 pooters to yooz! I liek ma lappie, in da tv room wif da fast RAMS!

      • CrazyOldLady says:

        yu letz teh sheep in yur house, B!?????

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Wehn I wuz fiev, a ram neerlee runned over mee cuz I wuz teesin him (mucth liek Teho). Don’t be teasin teh rams – spechullee in teh house. Cud bee dangerous.

        • Teho says:

          i downt see hao i resembul dat staytmint, akshuly…?

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Confess, Teho. U haz a sekret program whereby eny tiem “Teho” is menshuned, u know instantelee whar to go. I’m gunna start hidin “Tehos” awl over teh playce to see if u can find them!

            Oh – I guess I am alreddee doin taht!

            • Teho says:

              yez… i pres Ctrl-F in mah WWWindo. i tyeps “teho”. i clix “Next”.
              is program, but is so not sekrit.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Sekret to mee – butt most of these things r. I KNEW it must be sumthing – no way u cud have been finding sum of the longer past things – unless u just lived here, constantlee surfing fur “Teho” sightings. And since I know u have a life and a job and CO – had to be otteer splanahun.

              Whut is a WWWindo?

              WHOA! Dunt trai to google it. I thot I cud find awt fur maiself. NOT.

            • Teho says:

              i jus ment WWW browsr windo. u noe, FyrFawx, InnertubesEsploder, Hoppra, Suffary…

  25. Lawlercat says:

    but i send u monais!11!! D;

  26. Fnord says:

    Has u tryed turning da monitor on? Iz very mych common misteak…

  27. Patrick says:

    “how iz teh wether dere?”

    (Sigh) “Fine”

    “it iz teh hawt heer liek a cao on fyr”

    “ware is u? Florda or Cali…Kali…dat state wit al teh moovee starz?”

    “Im in teh India”

    “Wate…Indeeanna?”

    “Noes…India”

    “WTF? Y m I payin 4 tek suprt 2 3rd wurld contree 4 compooter bilt in Japan n mayd n Merika?”

  28. Stoned Kitteh is ordurring a pizza.

    But has got flumuxeded by dial tone.

    “Hai…. hai…

    plz to deliver… hai?

    Helloooooos? Hai….. yesss….

    I can has two large pizz-piez.

    CHeezburgrrr toppings….

    Hai… hai….

    Is u writing dis downs?

    Hai… yesss…… ummm…..

    Hellos?”

  29. sanafabich says:

    I was waiting for this one to make it frontpage. It’s so funny! LMAO

    • Ivory Bill says:

      hay! ai wur gonta zayz dat. leest, comcast kitteh iz fur kyooter dan da sleepi comcrap d0od. an comcast kitteh akshully fikses yer innernetz. an comcat yoozes les ub da cowch an him haz purrz, to.

  30. D.R. says:

    I wuz gonna kall somebudey. Den i wuz oberwelmd by da sofness ov da pillo an da kowch.

    (Wiggle)

    Jus lemme get– (Snerk-snerk) Comfabul–

    (Wiggle)

    Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzrrrrrrrrr

  31. charlie b. says:

    long time visitor, first time commenter.
    this pic made me and my co-worker lol and lol.
    i work for cust.service/tech support for a projection screen company.
    this is just like my office!

  32. RevWaldo says:

    did u noes u kan git tech support on da web? is true! goes to aitch tee teepee dash forwrd slash forwrd slash dubya dubya dubya icanhascheezburger won wurd dot com, click on service, enter service key numba (see sticka on bottoms of cpu) fill in regeerayshun form, crate eyedee and paswrd, wate 4 konfirm emale, klik on konfirm link, log in, go to faq. kthxbai! (click ooooooooooo)

  33. B! says:

    To git hired in Indeeya, iz simpull Engrish test:
    Yooz da werds green, peenk an yello in a sentenss.

    “Hokay. Da fone goze ‘green green’. Yoo peenk it up an sey ‘Yello?’”

    Yoo iz hyred!!

  34. catalogical humor says:

    i thinks Technical Support Cat and Toylet Cat went to teh same partee last nite?

  35. catalogical humor says:

    Ceiling Cat haz observed taht
    1-900-addicted Cat is satisfied now

  36. Enigma says:

    Attentive Cat

    Is takin a teensy break.

  37. Asshole says:

    Damn, your english sucks.

  38. JH says:

    Damn, talk about outsourcing tech support.

  39. greasycat says:

    Apple tek spprt. What, yer iphone don’z werk no more? Stoopy geeky hooman, no wantz 3rd partee prograams, pleese to bui new iphone. -kthkbai

  40. syahidali says:

    plz leave a mesagez after beep. BEEPZ!

  41. Ash says:

    wwweeeeee thats my kitteh =] <3
    for real

  42. thecaptainskeeper says:

    ComCat Customer Support. Bin deelin wif dese idits 4 6 munts. Switched to Verizon. Luvved teh hapi face pillow.

  43. Kateness says:

    I werk for a tek suppoart cumpany…its not so grate, ackshually.

    I noes its not awlways pplz fawlts wen dey have no computator aptitoodes, but I’ve got sum reely stoopy kweshiuns. Maik my hed sad.

    Wutz reely fun iz wen dey get mad at yous foar no reezin! Lyke itz MY fawlt dat dere internets are downs in dere area! DO NOT WANT!

    (PS: Dis are reely late comment! Needs to gets bak on teh bawl!)

  44. bobobobo says:

    lol. lol.. I feel the same way about apple support.

  45. Hoeya says:

    Custumer suport is importants.

  46. Kevin T. says:

    With all these comments, this page took like a half hour to load.

    And I’m not helping :(

  47. Fusionmix says:

    Kitteh werks 4 microsawft


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