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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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RushnGreen

Yor cawl iz imporrtint 2 uzzzzzzz…..

RushnGreen

O, for **&&%$ iffn teh puter iz nott pluggd in, plugg it in. Iffn its awf, turn itt awn. Iffn its awn turn itt awff, wayt, prray, turn itt bak awn & stop #%@** bawtherin mee!

leaderoftheband

_Plez to b puttin’ puter back inna box an send 2 manufactur. U 2 stupy 2 run dis machin

(Punch line of an old tech support joke heard years ago!)

 
 
CrazyOldLady

Hey, I rekogniz yu, RG….yu are MAI I.T. support peep!

 
gladys

I haz acshually answerrd callz where pooter IZ unpluggded.

Also wher network fingy iz unpluggded, or printer iz not connected, or stoopy hoomin hit OFF switch on powerstrip wif big stoopy-hoomin pawz.

We call dis “PEBKAC”–Problem Existing Between Keyboard And Chair.

Nivek

ID10T Error - let me splain to u

diva

Or az mai dad sez, opuhratur errur.

BushyDad

won I alwaz likd was Bad User on Device!

 
 
Lucy

1 time I showz uzer how2 reset macheen. 2 daz later, her callz me. Her sais reset dont werk. I saz, “U push reset buttin?” Her sayz, Yeah. I holdin it fur 20 minutes an nuffin happen. take me 5 minuuets to getez voice unnder kontrol. Den I sayz, “U can letz go now.” Her saz, “U genieus. Dat work. It resttin now!” Dis honest to pinkie toeses truff!

 
kitsunerina

no. taek too long to splain. lemme sum up.

 
 
cheshirepat

I alllso hearz it putt “problem is carbon-based, not silicon” :-P

 
Grammiekit

oh deer…aiz afflicted wif dis PEBKAC diseez, myne own seffs, same tymez Izediagnosticaydiin of callers trbls…lol…dis makes me rofllmao AND eben PMP ! hehe

Grammiekit

 
 
Grammiekit

WOWz, Rushngreen, I din knoes joo wurked hear wit me too! Dats eggzacly what I do! but Im not ‘lowded to tell name of cumpny.

 
 
mary O'Spockn

dis ’splains alot, duzn’t it?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

A liddle OT, butt I wanted to bee neer teh top. I just tryed to refur sumwun to link awn rite to Teho’s binglol - and it is NAWT THERE! Or is I just going blind? Or is just my pyooter? do teh rest ov u has it? Hoo knows?

bubbyscranky

Is gone from front page, but if you click on see more links and scroll down, there is a quick news archive.

 
 
 
 
jaimilyn

hooman, pls to fdisk n format. kthxbai.

 
 
pegataur

Aye kant understandz yoo. Y yoo speaking wit Hindi aksent?

cheshirepat

Mebbbe *HIMMI* aksent…

 
Melissa

Hello my name is Pradeep…..er Bob.
How can I help you today?

Joecat

Ugh–usa steels mai thunda, Melissa

 
 
cheshirepat

mebbe a Himmi aksent…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hello, mai nayme iz Andrew Anderson, how may aye halp you? Whar iz I located? Oh, I is in Bangalore.

RushnGreen

Hai Janet! Heute ist mein Furst gekommen! ;) (schhhh… ;)

orangekittehservant

Wilkommen!!! ich liebe die deutsche sprache.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

That kwite neat - and well dun. Teho - HOW do u find these things? U and Stend never cease to amaiz mee.

 
Teho

owr yungist teen lieks teh song; we can has it on teh iToonz.
i jus remembrs.

 
 
B!

Es geht um die Wurst!!! (Grote family motto!)

Ich kan nicht mehr schlagsanne essen! That’s fun to say!

 
ittehbittehkitteh

ich auch, orangenkatzendiener/in!!
jerman wurds iz so brayve. dey doan care hooow lloonngg dey getz!! an i finks da virbs iz in da baxck cause dey r polite - let everfing else go furst.

*eek. dang-birnt f-wurd*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Donaudampfshiffgesellschafftskapitaen.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Endlich! (Was fuer ein Gedaechtniss Du hast!) Ich freue mich sehr fuer Dich. (Wir koennen Einander duzen, nicht wahr? Wir sind ja Alle sehr eng befreundet hier.)

 
 
 
Storybeast

tank u fer cawling Dell?

Dis why I got a Mac.

 
 
 
gayla34

Well Hello! We are happy to take ur call today please explain in detail what your problem is…..zzzzzzzzz

 
turbokitteh

Boyfriend kitteh iz tyred after all nite talkkathon

markdaycomedy

Not Pikshured Kat sai,

“….so then mi boss sai dat to me, and i sai i dunt kno how u kud sai such a fing,

well, i didnt sai dat but i fort it and i was soooooooooooo mad at hims, i meens, wudn’t u be?

i said, wudn’t u be?

hellooooooooooooooooooo

is u even LISTNIN TU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????

I hates uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..!!!!!!”

 
 
 
CrazeeKittehLadee

Dat floofy belleh is just MAED for snorgling!! WANT!!!

Emily

CKL, it’s a TRAP. You’re sure to get all five pointy ends!. That’s how it works with my cat, at least. I still fall for it everytime, tho… :D

Koneko

my kitteh Dory lovvvvvvvvvvvves belly rubs she lays on the floor in front of me and begs for dem…………and if she is on the bed I can snorgel her belly and give it kisses…….she never EVER shows me her pointy ends for givin belly attention– I think she mai be part goggie. :D)

gayla34

OMG!! HOW THE HECK did I become Koneko???? Now if THAT isn’t irony….I have never seen it LMAO

SJ

Nooooo Gayla!! Don’t go over to the dark side!!!

Every day LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE get their id’s stolen on ICHC…..

CrazyOldLady

even if dey DOEZ haz cookiez!

 
gayla34

LOLZ literally millions?? heehehe

 
 
gayla34

for gods sake! plzzzz think!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O luk, Gayla. U is U again. Tahtt wuz fast.

 
 
 
Kim

My cat lays on her back and lets my husband rub her belly, but if I start coming toward her she flips back over!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

U r being dissed BIG TIEM!

 
 
 
CrazeeKittehLadee

Ai has three kittehs an nun of dem liek belleh snorgles…Ai get deh five pointy ends evry tiem. But is totally worth it!

 
 
 
gayla34

mai kitteh Dory begsssss for da belly rubs she never ever shows me her pointy ends for rubbin her belly. I can even snorgel n kiss her belly and she adores it– I think she might be part goggie. :D)

Flooof

Mah kitteh Jazzie iz just saym az dat. Ai haz tuu goggies tu n ORL mai nanimalz lubs belly schnorgles :-D

 
 
lovcharliecat

ooohhh lookitti!! orinj spot jus waytin fur my snorggle (cuz I has mewnitty ya noe)

 
 
mary O'Spockn

Dontt wurry be happycat is-happy

mary O'Spockn

uups. ment to rite (stoopy humn)
don’t wurry be happycat is- not wurried

cSmall

hehe
is happilee not wurried!

 
 
 
pdqinky

Technical Support-Kat has a mighty kitteh SEP field goin on…

Lucy

Ah! FTW!! Ford Prefect be prowd ob uz!

pdqinky

Yesh - mah towel, I haz it.

Bizarro