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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Yor cawl iz imporrtint 2 uzzzzzzz…..
O, for **&&%$ iffn teh puter iz nott pluggd in, plugg it in. Iffn its awf, turn itt awn. Iffn its awn turn itt awff, wayt, prray, turn itt bak awn & stop #%@** bawtherin mee!
_Plez to b puttin’ puter back inna box an send 2 manufactur. U 2 stupy 2 run dis machin
(Punch line of an old tech support joke heard years ago!)
yes, u 2 stupid!
Hey, I rekogniz yu, RG….yu are MAI I.T. support peep!
I haz acshually answerrd callz where pooter IZ unpluggded.
Also wher network fingy iz unpluggded, or printer iz not connected, or stoopy hoomin hit OFF switch on powerstrip wif big stoopy-hoomin pawz.
We call dis “PEBKAC”–Problem Existing Between Keyboard And Chair.
ID10T Error - let me splain to u
Or az mai dad sez, opuhratur errur.
won I alwaz likd was Bad User on Device!
1 time I showz uzer how2 reset macheen. 2 daz later, her callz me. Her sais reset dont werk. I saz, “U push reset buttin?” Her sayz, Yeah. I holdin it fur 20 minutes an nuffin happen. take me 5 minuuets to getez voice unnder kontrol. Den I sayz, “U can letz go now.” Her saz, “U genieus. Dat work. It resttin now!” Dis honest to pinkie toeses truff!
no. taek too long to splain. lemme sum up.
I alllso hearz it putt “problem is carbon-based, not silicon”
oh deer…aiz afflicted wif dis PEBKAC diseez, myne own seffs, same tymez Izediagnosticaydiin of callers trbls…lol…dis makes me rofllmao AND eben PMP ! hehe
Grammiekit
WOWz, Rushngreen, I din knoes joo wurked hear wit me too! Dats eggzacly what I do! but Im not ‘lowded to tell name of cumpny.
dis ’splains alot, duzn’t it?
A liddle OT, butt I wanted to bee neer teh top. I just tryed to refur sumwun to link awn rite to Teho’s binglol - and it is NAWT THERE! Or is I just going blind? Or is just my pyooter? do teh rest ov u has it? Hoo knows?
Is gone from front page, but if you click on see more links and scroll down, there is a quick news archive.
u cans yuz dis: http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
hooman, pls to fdisk n format. kthxbai.
Aye kant understandz yoo. Y yoo speaking wit Hindi aksent?
Mebbbe *HIMMI* aksent…
Hello my name is Pradeep…..er Bob.
How can I help you today?
Ugh–usa steels mai thunda, Melissa
mebbe a Himmi aksent…
Hello, mai nayme iz Andrew Anderson, how may aye halp you? Whar iz I located? Oh, I is in Bangalore.
Hai Janet! Heute ist mein Furst gekommen!
(schhhh… 
Wilkommen!!! ich liebe die deutsche sprache.
http://www.earthlingsoft.net/ssp/blog/2005/03/gekommen_um_zu_bleiben
That kwite neat - and well dun. Teho - HOW do u find these things? U and Stend never cease to amaiz mee.
owr yungist teen lieks teh song; we can has it on teh iToonz.
i jus remembrs.
Es geht um die Wurst!!! (Grote family motto!)
Ich kan nicht mehr schlagsanne essen! That’s fun to say!
ich auch, orangenkatzendiener/in!!
jerman wurds iz so brayve. dey doan care hooow lloonngg dey getz!! an i finks da virbs iz in da baxck cause dey r polite - let everfing else go furst.
*eek. dang-birnt f-wurd*
Donaudampfshiffgesellschafftskapitaen.
Endlich! (Was fuer ein Gedaechtniss Du hast!) Ich freue mich sehr fuer Dich. (Wir koennen Einander duzen, nicht wahr? Wir sind ja Alle sehr eng befreundet hier.)
Danke sehr.
Bitte schoen.
tank u fer cawling Dell?
Dis why I got a Mac.
Well Hello! We are happy to take ur call today please explain in detail what your problem is…..zzzzzzzzz
Boyfriend kitteh iz tyred after all nite talkkathon
Not Pikshured Kat sai,
“….so then mi boss sai dat to me, and i sai i dunt kno how u kud sai such a fing,
well, i didnt sai dat but i fort it and i was soooooooooooo mad at hims, i meens, wudn’t u be?
i said, wudn’t u be?
hellooooooooooooooooooo
is u even LISTNIN TU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????
I hates uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..!!!!!!”
I can has Dr. Phil?
Dat floofy belleh is just MAED for snorgling!! WANT!!!
CKL, it’s a TRAP. You’re sure to get all five pointy ends!. That’s how it works with my cat, at least. I still fall for it everytime, tho…
my kitteh Dory lovvvvvvvvvvvves belly rubs she lays on the floor in front of me and begs for dem…………and if she is on the bed I can snorgel her belly and give it kisses…….she never EVER shows me her pointy ends for givin belly attention– I think she mai be part goggie. :D)
OMG!! HOW THE HECK did I become Koneko???? Now if THAT isn’t irony….I have never seen it LMAO
Nooooo Gayla!! Don’t go over to the dark side!!!
Every day LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE get their id’s stolen on ICHC…..
even if dey DOEZ haz cookiez!
LOLZ literally millions?? heehehe
THINK OF TEH LOLDENTITIES
for gods sake! plzzzz think!
O luk, Gayla. U is U again. Tahtt wuz fast.
My cat lays on her back and lets my husband rub her belly, but if I start coming toward her she flips back over!
U r being dissed BIG TIEM!
Ai has three kittehs an nun of dem liek belleh snorgles…Ai get deh five pointy ends evry tiem. But is totally worth it!
Don’t go towards teh floof!
mai kitteh Dory begsssss for da belly rubs she never ever shows me her pointy ends for rubbin her belly. I can even snorgel n kiss her belly and she adores it– I think she might be part goggie. :D)
Mah kitteh Jazzie iz just saym az dat. Ai haz tuu goggies tu n ORL mai nanimalz lubs belly schnorgles
ooohhh lookitti!! orinj spot jus waytin fur my snorggle (cuz I has mewnitty ya noe)
Dontt wurry be happycat is-happy
uups. ment to rite (stoopy humn)
don’t wurry be happycat is- not wurried
hehe
is happilee not wurried!
Technical Support-Kat has a mighty kitteh SEP field goin on…
Ah! FTW!! Ford Prefect be prowd ob uz!
Yesh - mah towel, I haz it.