Non-returnable Kitteh
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
i’z in teh bag, dady-o.
Teho is Furst!!!!!
Furst! Furst! Furst! Furst! Furst! Furst!
Yay Teho!!!!!
[snicker]
hmm, nevr saw dat wun comings.
i thot it wuz hilaireous wen i posded et
i still theenk es hilaireous
figrd ud njoi teh iron knee
Well, Keogh, SUMwun did. Votez tell a storeh.
LOL poor Teho is blindsided (or nawt) by his fursty nemisis.
Papa’z gots a bran noo bagg?
[funkuitar lick] HAI!!!
Get up (get on up)
Get up (get on up)
Get on the scene (get on up)…
Like a…
Get up? No no no - ai thinkz ai jus stayz n mai bagg al dae an sleepz, f dat ok. An I feelz gud. Kthxbaizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
…lieks a ROFLmasheen?
…liek a ROFL masheen!
(dis gona dublpoast. is WP-vs-screen-naem ting. o wels.)
Diz iz a maaaaaaaaaaaan’s wurld
Butt itt wudn’t bee nuffinks, widout a kitteh oar a kat.
I am thinking of Teho-izing my own name sometimes, and going with Teheresa. What do you think?
teeheeresa?
i’z b laikin MUCHO menni.
wuz othr comenters over on C.O. wut givd me mis speld screen naem, btw. hads nufing to do wif teh lolspeeks orijnuly.
u piks ur batulz.
uhohz-u tuk the tag off- iz ur kitteh!
enny body gots advize for stoopy hooman iz goin too Benin, West aFriCa in NoVember? Duz kittehs speeks same dere?
Looks liek dey mite unnerstand Fronsch… I bet just engayjing dem da same as wild kittehs heer wood werk. Just crouch down, wiggle a finger an say “psspsspsspsspss” or “kittykitty” mite werk. Det mite kome up to yoo, dey mite run away. All kittehs in da wild is differnt. Also, R dey yoozed fur fud der? Dat mite mek dem even moar skittish!
Why for yoo go Benin? SOwnz liek fun an ezotick trip!
if they’re french, they will ignore you ;o) and then you’ll know
…or seduce u. wif wunnerful smelling burgers de fromage.
thx muchly fur advize. Iz goin to teech eNgish az 2nt LAngwage adn obsurve leTericy progums fur a foo wks. wif UEEB ( fronch abrevashun fur Evanjelicul onion,oops unIon. uv BeNin. u may hear mee say HALP all de ways akross de big oshun, cuz Iz BIG fraidee Kat adn nevah bean to aFrika. much exotic DO WANT; strnage dizease DO NOT WANT (i sed i wuz a fraidee kat-no lie)
Butt yoor going!!! Yoo kin be as askeered as yoo want, as lawng as yoo do!!!
I essited fur yoo! Take pitchers, poot on flickr!!! Iz chance uv lyftiem!!! Onlee a fyoo weeks, dey will go by so fast! Jus be opin to da noo espeerienses, an keep yoorself safe by followin da rools, yoo be fine!!
Mebbee yoo kin teech dem lolspeek!!! I tink dis site an meme R grayt ezampuls uv hao langwij spelling an seemantix develups ina sosiyeti.
U R sooooo kynd. WilL try to mak u proud as unofishul repru, uh repri er rePURsentative of LOLspeakland. hee hee i can prtend i am x-spurt.
LOLspeakland! naow we gotz ar own kuntree!!
Better yet, teach them lolspeak but tell them you’re teaching them the Queen’s English! BWAHAHAHA!
Sorry sorry sorry
That would be really, really wrong.
But funny.
I don’t think you can put links in the comments here, but if you guyz haven’t discovered it yet, you’d probably enjoy the lolcat Bible translation project at lolcatbible-dot-com. I’m just saying, if Mary wants appropriate reading materials for her “English language” classes…
Come to think of it, what am I saying. Of course you discovered the lolcat Bible translation project. You folks probably instigated it ;).
I woz sad it woz onlee wun page - fort I might actuallee make it thru the hole of Gensesises dis time…
Wats a grayt opprtoonitee!! Plees not to werree bowt straynj diseezes. ‘memberz we ownlee heer abowts teh oddbawl fings on teh newz. Iffn it happinz eberee dai, its wudn’t b calleded news. It b calleded OWLDS!! Hopes u hab a wunnerpull trip!
i am goings to sheecago next monff
dus dat cownt ??
It cans bees da awesum too! Iz menee muzeeyums, an tings to look at der. Rememer to look UP, da arkitextures is full uv awesum.
Hubbee sez iz gud airospayc muzeeyum der, an uv corse da fud iz yummers!
ooo, take ur koat wif u!!! iz nawt kalled “windy city” fur nuffin!
we has menny good tings in sheecago.
stuffy pitza (nom nom nom)
akwareeum wif 2 bebeh belooga whalz
meny shoppinks
Iz agree wif deez peepuls. I haz ben to sheecago too. It prity inna wintur tym.
yoooze guiz be de best !!
thx !!!
I wented to Shikagow but din’t see anny mooseums or nuffin but I did get spektakyoolarly drunk.
Was phun but possibly nawt what local Toorism Awfiss wud reccomind.
Dun be wurryd. Az lawng as yu get yur vaccynashuns an lissen to yur guides/hosts, yu be fien. If dere be a US Embassy/Consulate dere, yu shud register wif dem so dey kno yu ar there. Evrywun dere probly gonna think yu teh koolest fing evar, so dun worry. Dey luv yu, I’s shur. Yu probly gonna kum hoam sayin “Dat wuz awsum! I wanna go bak!”
Iz ben to aFrika. Butt iz goz to uGanDa. Dey speeks da Kween’s engleesh der. Undurstantinz dem wuz defurrint.
Nevur sawz no kittehz. Did sawz beegh apez, leetl leezurds, & manys defurrint burdiez der.
It wuz reeeelee kool!!!!!
wyld kittehs?
ZOMG!!1!
PLZ 2 b maekin shur demz b SMALLISH wyld kittehs n not da BEEEG wyld kittehs, k?
‘kthx. chuckloling at dis one!
Hey, B!….mai momma tol me it wuzznt nice to psss in peeples eerz!! LOL
Walk softly an carry a biiig stick…
Iz ok, hims just October in the Kitteh o’ the Month Club, notic hims iz blak? Can return w/o tag.
Is ok, hims just Octobr Kitteh o’ teh month club, see hims black, lik Halw, Hollo, you knows, um that da when ghostes come.
Iz ion ur bag, beein hawt cach… hawt cor… beein fashun.
de Little Blak Kat-purrfect furr all okashuns!
Little Blak Kat nevah goes owt ov stile.
Audrey Hepburn wuz a little blak kitteh in a hoomin soot. Srsly.
I agreez boutz Audrey Hepburnz. Kitteh in peeplez suit. Gracefulz, pweshus, so rare a hoomin.
buts… i thot dat wuz Eartha Kitt?
i meens c’mon. its her las NAEM, fer crysaeks.
An wun siez fitz all.
black kitteh hayrs goes wif ebryting yus weares!
Is right size, but wrong colour…
Dids yew kepe receept?
Kitteh shreddededed da reeceep…
lol @ shreddededed!
Christmuss iz comin- re-gift kitteh! iz purrrrrfec givt
be careful of teh re-gifting … look whut happened to Ellen DeGeneris
a crymme foar sure !!!
I gib U 5 burgerz for dat wun. Mai burger votin button be wonky. I vote by paw/
Eln Deeejeris wun biiiiiig craibebe. She mush biiiig manipulator to. She broked teh rulz! She no can haz puppee, akin liek teh stoopy hairless crybebe monkee Boooohhhohohohohoooo.Telz her u getz mush mor flys u use honee, not teh prezz to get ur way…spoilded bratz! Srsly.
kthxbai
Ahhh, thats my Teeter. Tell it like it is girlfriend.
Ya. I shoor she unnerstood da no gives away claws, but furgot R sumpin. She shooda gone to dem wif da goggee an da new famblee an sed, luk, I gives goggie a noo home, he too mush fur me, needs home wif kids to play wif. Den da dopting peeps wood say, yes, doze kids R gud wif dat goggie, we’ll allow dis, insted uv jus sayin NO, NO KIDS! Dat sillee, kids an goggies R liek choklit chip cookeez an milks!
An she didunt even need to bring it up awn her sho, sept its her forum fur her stoopeeniss. It lukt wurse dan Jerree Springerspanyell…..
i feels bad for kids who luvd goggie and miss it muchly. But yeah = Ellen brokd da rulz.
Ellenz goez on TVz to mahk it allz her way n dat not fare to teh odders wot havez no TV pubil… publy… esspozurez. Craibebe n big-tyme manni-plate fer shur.
I had you a recete, but I ated it.
ROFLiron haz no reseet…..