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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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… goin to loldonalds, tu get mah cheeseburglar
Angry Cat is driving angry.
New York driver cat will b flippin u off in about 2 seconds
Trevor was regretting letting Tiddles drive…
hahahah
donut eat&drive!
nom nom nom… busted!
Buy ossifer teh ktteh iz not sew drunk as mees!
cmon mait step on the gas we cant luze ceiling cat now
oh noes mai car has a sunroof - ceiling cat is stalk me!
dunt wurry, i haz mah lurnerz purrmit
Iz notz b tailgatingsz u.
Iz b chasings yor tailz !!1!
Teh traffic meks mah whiskas hurtz!
Cat-like driving detected!
Yeeeow! dis car reely movin down teh freeway!
Winning combination: shock, awe and phunnee!
now we all gotta watch out for teh caretrollz….shhhh….mebbee dey won see dis wun!!!
ONOEZ!! Fink ov awl da kitiz whut nont git to dryve, kuz dis wun doin’ it illegulie!
No, iz ok….kitteh onlee needz himz glassez four reeding…not driving!
du U meen dah lgel prufessinal tu tell uz it b agin d law an dangrus tu let kitteh dribe cars?
oh noes, shirley kitteh not takin teh wheel when teh kar is moving!! If so, u are basikally shooting a load of krap - er, i meen, a loaded gun into a krowd!! Mebbeh u hit, mebbeh u dont!!
U shud be thanking moi!! O iff i onlee had moi telling moi this 15 yeers ago!!!
We needs sum moar comminting on dis. Fore peepels werf ob commins n still noes ekwal won pair-a-graff ob teh legul profeshunels rants!
Aye gives short legal advice.
Dis is stoopy. Hoomin hoo doz dis adn getz into axident payz mani moneys or goz to jail. (Oh noes!)
Don’t do dis.
Butt awl youze smarts enough to know dat.
No we’s not!!! Tell us smore! We dusnint noes NUFFINK! Plz to halps us poor stoopy ichc-ers.
OK.
De skai iz bloo. Gravity makes tings fawl downs. Kittehs lubs nomnoms & snorgles.
No alete beluis. (Do not feed trollz.)
nawt worid bout cartrolz. kitteh worid bout hiway petrolz. himz already gotz da poynts on himz lysence.
dat gibs him six poynty endses??
umless himz gotzdza apikee collr
den da kitteh habz sebbin poyntee emdz.
OH NOES THINK OF THE CARETROLLS!!!
are you people loopy? this car is clearly moving. off to jail with you all!
Okay– I must be channeling Koneko — I think when I went back to that thread earlier I must have picked up a trolly virus– I now have 2 comments on here with that name——cracks me UP!
R u shure u is not jus schizo….skizooo…yu no, more dan one peep in a body?????
mmmmm……I dun thinkso….HELLO HELLO ANYONE THERE??….yeah….. nope jus me here.
Welcumes Bak!
U has gud cents ov huemoar to jump in awn dis 1.
Stay n haev sum fun!
Awwww…i taut u waz reely Koneko.
LOL
Kitteh layz on teh hornz
If only mah feets could reech da peddles!
Need second kitteh tu werks teh peddles!
DO NOT DO THIS!
PLZ DO NOT DO THIS!!!!
*pauses*
*puts kittehs back in kitteh crates*
Phew, narrow miss there.
Love it!!!
wish tallian had bin arownd wen teh caretroll was stompin’ around teh site!
Would rather have any one of my three kettehs driving that the 88 yr old who made a left turn in front of a motorcyclist here the other day. The guy is critical.
Call the cops, for a traffic hazard is ill eagle eberywherez.
Traffik hazard = sick birdie???
Sik birdies makes lots of messies. Iz big traffic hazard!
Say “ill eagle” fast. yoo gets it.
in regards to the above accident, the young guy died, he was 24, married, with a baby. God bless his family and friends who will NEVER get over this ( i know, my wonderful son died a week before is 24th birthday)
weez not da stoopy hoomins! weez da smart uns!!!
muh octa okto 80 yr ole poppa telz bout game him an himz buddees uesta do. Called da gaim “Spider”. Wun guy getz da weel, wun da clutch, wund da braiks, wun da geershyft; an sumbuddy getz da gogo peddil. An wun dood is in bak seet tellin ubbers wut 2 do. Dis wuz im Brooklin in lait 30’s oar ermly 40z. I iz moast ummaised dat him libbed longz enuff to eben bee a poppa.
kitteh no needs da peddles - has cruuz control
*dats how old huymins do it — scaree! no moar ride wid granpaw*
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I have a mug from a mortuary with this quote on it.
Talk about a sick sense of humor
axually, he juss duzznt wanna looz dat kyoot kitteh he saw in teh intursekshun. she wer a caliko! hawt stuf…
Dat be haow mah bruffer - of da MANY kittehs! - metted his wife of nearly 30 yearz! Hope dis kitteh be dat lucky wif hiz caliko!
reellee? dat’s neet! i hoap dis kitteh has as much luk wif his caliko!
What a sweet storee!!!
Oh noes! . . . . Blu lites in the rear vew mirrror! Ifn I gets nother tickt, I looses my lice… lisen… mi rights to drive! (Hopes thay dont finds my nip)
qwik, man, hides my stash…teh 5-0 is rollin up ahinds us…
or da open bottel of evian. (open bottel just as bad as da nip…)
New York gives drver license to evrrybuddy!
Dis r akshully a taxi driber…he r tawkin bout teh ol’ country, an lissenin to cat yowls on teh radeeo.
him catsi driber. plz payz kitteh wif cheezburgers. kthx
Taxi Driver kitteh sez: U tawkin to ME? I no sees anyone else so u must be tawkin to me.
Then Taxi Driver kitteh goes home, gives hisself a Mohawk haircut and pours schnapps on his cheezburgers.
u kin keeps ur shnozzberrees…i’ll takes teh schnappsburgers!
YEah - iffn goberner Spits-her haz himz way!