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I suk my fum
photo: ICHC
capped and submitted by: Ganesha
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
r teh orinj onez poizun 2 theyselfs??
Tehy haz teh mew-nitty to tehy own poysin. Gud fing tooo! Wud nawt want ennyfing 2 happpen 2 dis kyoot kitteh.
LOL @ mew-nitty. Adds dat to teh dikshunairy.
srsly…is enywun rilly compiling a lolshunairy?
Ai be compyling won!1!! But ai dun tink ahm de onlee won.
Yay - I wuz reellee hoaping sumwun wuz.
I taeks it taht u has oranj kitteeh! Teeter has FIEV of tehm. I has awnlee two.
I has a oranj kitteh (he haz me akchooalee) himz full of teh snorglez an lurves… Aiz a happy servant.
Is is not under “lolwerds & cheezwerds” in teh rite-hand colum?
Dat list needs tu bee updayted. Muches stuffs be missn.
I maeded u a dikshunery - but I eated it!
I fink da spice in da bloo ayes cowneracks da poysin…..
Sew keyoooot!!! I’m turnin Yapinees!!! Iz KAWAII!!!!
TEH SPYCE MUS FLO
don’t poison yourself kitty ! just keep repeating my mantra for the day:
” I’m not afraid of you - the only thing foxy brown is afraid of is dyin alone !”
Drawn Together ref FTW!!!1!!
finks mabee dis notz bez orinj kitteh…bez cream kitteh…sos notz poizun to nebodyz
oops tries to contain selfs impossible head asplodes fromz teh kyootnesses
knao– Iz gittn upsetz bowt all dis poysin tawk - charlie iz da biigest bestest orinj kitteh newearz n heez no poysin xceptin wen mom needs him to be (he he he he)
too cute - head asplodes!
Yup - kyoot-o-meter off teh scail on tihs wun *BOINNNGGGGG!*
*splort*
Whuze got teh Kyootness Krash Kart? Need mop ovur here.
Is OK - we’re heer. Just werkin quitelee so’s nawt to maek everwun panic. We taek gud care of u.
KYOOT KRASH KART iz here! Heer, hav a chikkn hed rubbar glub. Just scoop yur asploded brayns in and pop it rite on yur hed! We gots beds reddy for yu in Splort Rekovvery Ward.
Meenwhyl, I be moppin up da mess.
Fankoo fur ur help, Nika! AI seem to hab had sum udder fings to do (like pay bills) fur teh last few owers!
Whew, I remmemmered my chicken hed rubber gluv dis mornin!! At leese yu not gonna have tu kleen up mai sploadin mess…I keeps it unner my gluv.
U luks gud in teh chiken hed!
kyoot-o-meter …….FTW 111!!1!!11!!!!!!!!
Dis kitteh iz toooooo kyoot tu beez teh poyzunz
mabe he not pyzun til gitz oldr…i fink long az teh eyz ar bloo, pyzun iz harmluz.
Is da Spyce, cowneracks da poysin!
agreed!
OMG–teh bloo, bloo eyes…teh widdel smile…teh purrfikt liddle eers…the pinkee toe pads…
*kasplort!!*
Menyy menny kleenupz xpectd tudai!11!!1!!!!
u sew rite bout dat. heds b asplodin awl ober teh playce frum teh kyoot.
“kleenupz awn ile 2! no, wait! ile 10! or waz dat ummm ile 6??? awwwww hell derz gona b kleenupz evrywarez!!!”
WARE IS U, JANET??? We needz u!!!
Okai, I got da mop. Janet shud be heer soon wif teh KYOOT KRASH KART. Evrywun remayn calm, we treet evrywun. Got plenny of beds in Splort Rekuvvery Ward reddy for yu.
ooo…dat sownds like a nice place to hangs owt! Duz dey gots hot choklits in dere??
Hawt choklits, 16 ounz mowka wif extry sprsso (hawt) AND entertainment, courtesy of LuvB.
youze guyz alwayz quack me up. redink ur commens as much funz as redink da lolcatz.
I has preepaird a saong in honner of widdel kitn baysed on dis komment.
*ahem.*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! *prance prance caper prance*
Dat wuz jus beeuteeful, Luv!
*blushing* I r so honnord! haz neber inspired a song afore! Wif capering and all…
Yay, Flartus!
ai lubz ur saong! id iz leik a Pooh Bear saong!
Oh, an fur da rekort?
*SPLORT* hed a splode frum da koot. kannut hep it. toooooo koot.
KYUTE KRASH KART on teh way!
LuvBJones - wud u pleese go to teh Splort Recovery Room and sing tihs song fur teh patients dehr? Wif the prances and capers, of coarse. I think it wud cheer them u a lot.
I is so happies dat u lieks mai saong! *bow* I wud b happie 2 sings 4 teh splooted peeps in kyoot rekuvry!! I will caprers 4 dem, 2!
I teenk teh poysuns werkin verry well … more marmie, plz!
see? the pyzun gottid you. when theyz little it gets you like that. the *splorts* is from the kyoot pyzunin’
Litter Fingers! Pleh! Do Not Want!
keeps dat owtta yer mouf, u noes azackly ware it’s bin!!
binky nuffin.
wanna nibble yr ears.
dont care if they poison.
*BOOM…splort…KerPLOP* i kan’t taeked dis!!! teh kyootness iz AWSUM!1! i haz 2 rap mai hed n duck taep nao. *splurt*
U maybee needz to add a layyurh ov sumthin squisshhee tu yer hed - maybbee luhnch meete? taht duhz it fer mee
yesh, an mebbe a fuzzy wun will come an likk yer hed…BONUS!!
Heer, hav a chikkn hed rubbar glub. Wif a drawring on it. Yu can duck taep it on fur ekstra protekshun.
*mops up brayns*
moar bettah nao wid chikkn hed rubbar glub. tank u, Nika. *smile*
Teh onlee prollum wif dis is dat teh peeps at wurk iz lookin at me like I got sumfim on mai hed…I tri to splain it is nessssseseessaree for to keep mai brainz frum makin a mess in teh offis….sillee peeple….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tnky, COL, from another , meez beez Grammiekit…and no does dat stoopy office ting NO MOARES !! YAY ! I only gots hed splodyin at my bedroom, wif the puter heer, an my pollow catse prtex mah room fum my splodin’ and mess. WHEEW
but thats jes meee
tihs iz teh silliseestest tee partee ai hab ebber bean to !!!!
I say - wuden’t it be fun if we awl cud REELEE get together fur a tea partee. And we cud awl wear our chicken hed rubber glubs (wif teh drawing awn them).
And fur gaymes, we cud play - HOO are yu, eneway. Guessin hoo be hoo bai teh way we talk. U wud get a little chip or sumthin ebbertiem u got wun rite. wun with moast at end of partee wins!
num num i doez taste lik cheezburger
Dis bebeh jes 2 kyoot 4 teh wurdz. *Splor-boom* dere goez mah hed. I can has Aleev? Hek…I can has ornj bebeh? Needz himz 4 mah offis. Wuld maek dai goz much fastr.
Mai las boss had a kitteh whut had bebes n den vanished (we tink preduhtor got her, sadlee). For nex kupul of weeks, she brought da bebe kittehs in 2 werk so dey culd be fed and washed n snorgled. We awl tuk turnz holdin an feedin lil bebes…wuz so much fun, n we gotz payd to do it!
uh…ware u werk? I can haz job??
wen casey marie tater wuz bebe i brot her to wurk wif me liek dat. she wuz onlee free dayz old wen i fownd her in teh ally jus layin der. still had bilikul kord on. onlee 2 peeps hir mos dayz so not relly problum. she ebn went on hospitul kall to ft. dodge wif me wun tiem, aldo she haz to stay in teh kar. but trip to ft. dodge n bak is kupl hours n she too litl to leev home. she wuz mos dorabl kitn. nao she mos spoyld ginormus princezz kitteh. n almoz speek teh inglish–not ebn liek “o don piano,” eethr.
ft dodge? Iowa? Yu noe teh big Methodis nursing home there? That wuz wher mah Nana livd till she pasd ovur. Wez all from Ioway!!