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r teh orinj onez poizun 2 theyselfs??
Tehy haz teh mew-nitty to tehy own poysin. Gud fing tooo! Wud nawt want ennyfing 2 happpen 2 dis kyoot kitteh.
LOL @ mew-nitty. Adds dat to teh dikshunairy.
srsly…is enywun rilly compiling a lolshunairy?
Ai be compyling won!1!! But ai dun tink ahm de onlee won.
Yay – I wuz reellee hoaping sumwun wuz.
I taeks it taht u has oranj kitteeh! Teeter has FIEV of tehm. I has awnlee two.
I has a oranj kitteh (he haz me akchooalee) himz full of teh snorglez an lurves… Aiz a happy servant.
Is is not under “lolwerds & cheezwerds” in teh rite-hand colum?
Dat list needs tu bee updayted. Muches stuffs be missn.
I maeded u a dikshunery – but I eated it!
I fink da spice in da bloo ayes cowneracks da poysin…..
Sew keyoooot!!! I’m turnin Yapinees!!! Iz KAWAII!!!!
TEH SPYCE MUS FLO
don’t poison yourself kitty ! just keep repeating my mantra for the day:
” I’m not afraid of you – the only thing foxy brown is afraid of is dyin alone !”
Drawn Together ref FTW!!!1!!
finks mabee dis notz bez orinj kitteh…bez cream kitteh…sos notz poizun to nebodyz
oops tries to contain selfs impossible head asplodes fromz teh kyootnesses
knao– Iz gittn upsetz bowt all dis poysin tawk – charlie iz da biigest bestest orinj kitteh newearz n heez no poysin xceptin wen mom needs him to be (he he he he)
No – do nawt be upset – iz OK. Meny ov us heer has teh oriinj kittehs. We has awl developeded the mew-nitty – and shirley, so has u.
Mai very furst kitteh wuz HYOOOJ orinj kitteh naymed Micki. His counerpart wuz a liddle orinj kitteh called Mewee. Wehn I wuz three. So I has had the mew-nitty fur a lawng tiem.
kwit callin me shirley!
if dat poison bee rong, Ah doan wunt too bee rite!
too cute – head asplodes!
Yup – kyoot-o-meter off teh scail on tihs wun *BOINNNGGGGG!*
*splort*
Whuze got teh Kyootness Krash Kart? Need mop ovur here.
Is OK – we’re heer. Just werkin quitelee so’s nawt to maek everwun panic. We taek gud care of u.
KYOOT KRASH KART iz here! Heer, hav a chikkn hed rubbar glub. Just scoop yur asploded brayns in and pop it rite on yur hed! We gots beds reddy for yu in Splort Rekovvery Ward.
Meenwhyl, I be moppin up da mess.
Fankoo fur ur help, Nika! AI seem to hab had sum udder fings to do (like pay bills) fur teh last few owers!
Whew, I remmemmered my chicken hed rubber gluv dis mornin!! At leese yu not gonna have tu kleen up mai sploadin mess…I keeps it unner my gluv.
U luks gud in teh chiken hed!
Gold star for COL, for rememberin her chikkn hed rubbar glub!
kyoot-o-meter …….FTW 111!!1!!11!!!!!!!!
Dis kitteh iz toooooo kyoot tu beez teh poyzunz
mabe he not pyzun til gitz oldr…i fink long az teh eyz ar bloo, pyzun iz harmluz.
Is da Spyce, cowneracks da poysin!
agreed!
OMG–teh bloo, bloo eyes…teh widdel smile…teh purrfikt liddle eers…the pinkee toe pads…
*kasplort!!*
Menyy menny kleenupz xpectd tudai!11!!1!!!!
u sew rite bout dat. heds b asplodin awl ober teh playce frum teh kyoot.
“kleenupz awn ile 2! no, wait! ile 10! or waz dat ummm ile 6??? awwwww hell derz gona b kleenupz evrywarez!!!”
WARE IS U, JANET??? We needz u!!!
Okai, I got da mop. Janet shud be heer soon wif teh KYOOT KRASH KART. Evrywun remayn calm, we treet evrywun. Got plenny of beds in Splort Rekuvvery Ward reddy for yu.
ooo…dat sownds like a nice place to hangs owt! Duz dey gots hot choklits in dere??
Hawt choklits, 16 ounz mowka wif extry sprsso (hawt) AND entertainment, courtesy of LuvB.
youze guyz alwayz quack me up. redink ur commens as much funz as redink da lolcatz.
We gots all sortz of nommy treets in heer. Hot choklits, cold choklits, cawfee howevar yu liek it, tee, paystrys, hoemmaed cookies an brownys…all fur yur rekuvvery, yu see.
And choklit bars and sawft blankies.
I has preepaird a saong in honner of widdel kitn baysed on dis komment.
*ahem.*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! *prance prance caper prance*
Dat wuz jus beeuteeful, Luv!
*blushing* I r so honnord! haz neber inspired a song afore! Wif capering and all…
Yay, Flartus!
ai lubz ur saong! id iz leik a Pooh Bear saong!
Oh, an fur da rekort?
*SPLORT* hed a splode frum da koot. kannut hep it. toooooo koot.
KYUTE KRASH KART on teh way!
We can haz splort hemlets? We putz dem on b4 we looks at the dangerous kwootnesses. DAt wai da splorted brains staz inna hemlet. Keepz da plase cleen n keeps da splorted brainz handy to dump bak inna heads.
LuvBJones – wud u pleese go to teh Splort Recovery Room and sing tihs song fur teh patients dehr? Wif the prances and capers, of coarse. I think it wud cheer them u a lot.
Noes!! teh pinkie-toes song will make heds splode eben more! Is almos as cyute as teh kitteh!
Oh mai paws and whiskers! I din’t think of taht – specially with the caperin and prancin.
Butt – I think tehy awl is wearin teh chicken hed rubber glub (wif teh drawing awn it), so tehy shud be OK.
I is so happies dat u lieks mai saong! *bow* I wud b happie 2 sings 4 teh splooted peeps in kyoot rekuvry!! I will caprers 4 dem, 2!
I teenk teh poysuns werkin verry well … more marmie, plz!
ub corse we lurves dat song – iz awl bout kyewt widdle pinkie kitteh toesies!!
da toesies. da noesies.
uhoh
splort
see? the pyzun gottid you. when theyz little it gets you like that. the *splorts* is from the kyoot pyzunin’
Litter Fingers! Pleh! Do Not Want!
keeps dat owtta yer mouf, u noes azackly ware it’s bin!!
binky nuffin.
wanna nibble yr ears.
dont care if they poison.
iz wif u on dat wun.
*BOOM…splort…KerPLOP* i kan’t taeked dis!!! teh kyootness iz AWSUM!1! i haz 2 rap mai hed n duck taep nao. *splurt*
U maybee needz to add a layyurh ov sumthin squisshhee tu yer hed – maybbee luhnch meete? taht duhz it fer mee
yesh, an mebbe a fuzzy wun will come an likk yer hed…BONUS!!
Heer, hav a chikkn hed rubbar glub. Wif a drawring on it. Yu can duck taep it on fur ekstra protekshun.
*mops up brayns*
moar bettah nao wid chikkn hed rubbar glub. tank u, Nika. *smile*
Teh onlee prollum wif dis is dat teh peeps at wurk iz lookin at me like I got sumfim on mai hed…I tri to splain it is nessssseseessaree for to keep mai brainz frum makin a mess in teh offis….sillee peeple….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tnky, COL, from another , meez beez Grammiekit…and no does dat stoopy office ting NO MOARES !! YAY ! I only gots hed splodyin at my bedroom, wif the puter heer, an my pollow catse prtex mah room fum my splodin’ and mess. WHEEW
but thats jes meee
Dey obveeyously do nawt kno teh danger of asplodin heds an brayns flyin all over teh playc.
Dey will lurn. Usyuooally only taeks a few asplosions befoar dey reelize teh benefits of protektiv hedgeer.
tihs iz teh silliseestest tee partee ai hab ebber bean to !!!!
I say – wuden’t it be fun if we awl cud REELEE get together fur a tea partee. And we cud awl wear our chicken hed rubber glubs (wif teh drawing awn them).
And fur gaymes, we cud play – HOO are yu, eneway. Guessin hoo be hoo bai teh way we talk. U wud get a little chip or sumthin ebbertiem u got wun rite. wun with moast at end of partee wins!
i liekz dis idea!! we can has Lolcat conference?!? ebrybunny wood kno who i be tho…i be teh littlest youngest one *cry* i is jus a tiny lil thing…but big heart for teh lolkittehs!! and for my lolfriends!!
num num i doez taste lik cheezburger
Dis bebeh jes 2 kyoot 4 teh wurdz. *Splor-boom* dere goez mah hed. I can has Aleev? Hek…I can has ornj bebeh? Needz himz 4 mah offis. Wuld maek dai goz much fastr.
Mai las boss had a kitteh whut had bebes n den vanished (we tink preduhtor got her, sadlee). For nex kupul of weeks, she brought da bebe kittehs in 2 werk so dey culd be fed and washed n snorgled. We awl tuk turnz holdin an feedin lil bebes…wuz so much fun, n we gotz payd to do it!
uh…ware u werk? I can haz job??
wen casey marie tater wuz bebe i brot her to wurk wif me liek dat. she wuz onlee free dayz old wen i fownd her in teh ally jus layin der. still had bilikul kord on. onlee 2 peeps hir mos dayz so not relly problum. she ebn went on hospitul kall to ft. dodge wif me wun tiem, aldo she haz to stay in teh kar. but trip to ft. dodge n bak is kupl hours n she too litl to leev home. she wuz mos dorabl kitn. nao she mos spoyld ginormus princezz kitteh. n almoz speek teh inglish–not ebn liek “o don piano,” eethr.
ft dodge? Iowa? Yu noe teh big Methodis nursing home there? That wuz wher mah Nana livd till she pasd ovur. Wez all from Ioway!!
so sorries bout teh momma kitteh, that bes reely sad. But whats funziz to tak cares ob teh bebes. luckiz to hab uz nice peeps.
demure kitteh accepts ur complimentz with a gigglez. =^*.*^=
OMG – it’s the kitten embodiment of the rotating japanese actress position on the critics panel of the origional ‘iron chef’ – EVERYONE – lift the back of your hand to your mouth, giggle and then take a drink…
manee cheezburgrs! da irn sheff gurlz were much koot!
do u wach da new wun? An da “contezt” to get da NEST wun? (I tink it rigged for Besh, but wut does ai no?)
ZOMG!! I LUUUUUUURVD da orijunal Iyurn Shef drinkin game!!!
Allez Kitteh!
dere be drink drink gaym? how we plai?
Kin I B teh Eees Germin Jugs?
Toe pads Toe pads Widdle pinkee toe pads Toe pads Toe pads Eat dem up, YUM!
aye wantz 2 b eated teh pinkee nosee. itz teh mostest purrfect nosee aye ceen n a long tyme
I lurve teh pads of peenk too!
Barnes and Barnes FTW!
bebbe kitteh discovers him has feets
What dis? noommm nooomm noomm, I has pointy ends mmmmm nooommmommm needs a bit o chewing noommm nooom….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pointy end…meets pointy ends!
i have the hik-a-lups! and they tikl.
OT – my kitty – when she was a kitty – sucked the tip of her tail when she was sleepy or bored or lonely. twas sooo kute.
When mah Bubby was teh baby she used to suck on my hare and my shirt collers. She were taken from her mommah too soons i fink.
Boff gud ole Mick and pete hav passed awai nao, butt miny years ago when mick was about a year and a haff old, ah bwingz hoem pete. pete wuz maibe a bit too young cause rite awai he snuggle up to mick and suk awn his belly and lik and lik da fur an purrrrrrrrrrrrr. pete dint mynd dat mick was a boi wiff no meelk and mick didnt mind that pete suked on hims tummy. Mik growed ntew a big boi, but he always had a bit of paunch frum petes security noms.. it dint seems to caws no harms so i didnt separate dem.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mai bebbe kitteh CHOMPS her tail when she cathes it — I hear CRUNCH of her teeths grinding and I is worried she hasn’t figured out that the tail is HERS… I am sure there be feeling down in da tail? but she makes it awl soggin with the chews….and I no like it!
wen mai Bucky Katt waz a kitten, he wood chase hiz tale liek a goggie. Den he wood catch it adn bight down adn meow “Ouches!”
Silly kittehs.
Sometimes he haz nitemares. He be sleepings, den wakes up and hisses. Adn nobody woke him up.
Kittehs are teh silleh!
por bucky kat. he needin lotsa snorgles 2 made da nitemares goes awway.
i wun sawded a sno leppard chasin her tail. wuz in da zoo. she chasded her tail in slo mo. den she catched it. she kep it in her mouf. den she sat. den she layded daown. she kep it in her mouf still. she had dis luk on her fayce like *got sumfing fuzzeh….* pro-voc-a-tive…
da boy-leppard – - whut was HE doin? jus chasin back an forf allong da fens btween dem like *oh-baby-oh-baby-oh-baby-oh-baby*
begzz pardon, wuzznt me brping.
Mai toesies has flavor.
Wen adopted mai bebbehs at seben weeks old, liddel boi kitteh wuld suk on his sister’s paw pads. HImz still wanted himz kitteh mommy.
dat duz it!
*talkz 2 da goggie n tellz him himz gotta be nais 2 kitteh wut i’z b adopted by very soonly – i cannot stay kittehless enni longer!*
If dat goggie noes yu ar teh Alpha Leader….den dey will bekome frenz eventuallee. I allus told alla mai goggies…”I iz the Alpha Bitch!!! Never forgiddit!!” Seemz to work
Aye z awlwayz telling mai boyz “Aye iz da kween! Aye iz your mommey! Youse behavez!”
uz so rite! ais hab 2 wolf/malamute goggies…dem BIG bois, butt nos ais is ALPHA BITCH. gotz to start when bebe goggies. nao will playz wit kettehs, butt in 10 yeers hab neber hurted kittehs.
hooray fur teh mistery kitteh owt dere who’z mewling unawares he or she gunna end ups in yer libbing room soon!!
Dat such a happi thawt…anuver kitteh bout to get wunnerful nu hoem! Maeks mai dae jus tinkin bout it!
*smile*
Goggie may LUV da kittehs! That happens too!
mai goggie luv da kittehs, eben wen day not so happee wif her. She lubs.
mah goggie lubs kittehs two…as prey! she’s wun a dem wut runs affer any furry ting dat ain’t a goggie. (wen she sees dem…she gots bad iSite, wich has komed in handee meny times! “skwerlol? wut skwerlol??”)
loawng tyme ago, ai haz a jerman shepard goggie, an he luuuuuubz teh kittehz, he wood carriz tehm roun bi terih liddle heds, and dey haz spikey herdoz frum teh goggie spitz…….casue he ewood lik theri heds.
Like this one, who thinks teh kittee is his bebe?
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/10/08/golden_retriever_nurses_stray_kitten/
(hope this link has not been put up B 4, if so, sorry ’bout dat)
Ged 2 kittehs f u cn – dey 3 taims de fun cuz whad dey du seprats & whad dey du 2geddr, 3 keep chother compny, besides.
Oh ya dat what u say to goggie! He lissen 2 Kween. My goggie luuuuuuubs kittehs. We lose Mike kitteh in May. No kwite healed yet. NE ting ona kwash kart 4 heart? Mum, go get dat kitteh, I rite behind ya!
thisncat, i c a sawft blankie n some choklit bars on the Kyoot Krash Kart, they be good fur hart ake. But mostly KKrshKrt be fur ah cute hed asploshunz. Hart stuff taeks a longer tiem to heal. I be gibben u teh blankie and choklit. Den u gib bak blankie when u gets teh nu kitteh. Choklits u can keeps.
hugs fur u
July – I am so glad u passed owt the choklit and sawft blankie whar it wuz so sorelee needed. I hoap it helps a little. May is too soon fur hart to heal frum losing a kitteh. Our medical services are fur awl hoo needs tehm.
I r sowwy to heer of yur Mike kitteh goin to da bridge. Dat be bery hard. My Mikey kitteh went to da bridge almos 2 yeers ago-I still mises him. I gots moar kittehs, but dey can’t replace da one dat’s gone, only add to. Bles yur hart.
Fanku bery much July, Janet n 3rin. I lubs dis blanket. So nyce ob u to put teh kitteh hairs alwedy onit!! Warm snuggly an gween! My favwit. I nom teh choklit wen iys feelin bad. I tink uv u nice hyumans. feel bttr fast.
eberywon welcom to come to mi clinic and has the tee and choklit and cookies and snorgle the rescue kittehs and house kittehs. kittehs, blankies, and warm bererajs go well together.
if cannot come, will send virtual vershun. dokturs orders
I thinks I speeks fur awl heer wehn I says we’d luv to come to ur clinic. Kitteh snorglin, blankies, warm beverajs – hoo cud ask fur enething moar? Thank u fur teh invitashun!
Oh, noes! Iz an orung 1 wif opozabl fums!!! We iz dooooooomed!!!
Dis pweshus kitteh an capshun makez me ‘mos wunt to crai!
O, Lawd, kitteh, I nebber takez no blankee frum u, nebber!
/gibs kitteh silky and fuzzywuzzy binkee and gooshee fud treet and snorguls an toyz an lubs and kisses and
PAPLODE~!!
O, Kathleen! Iz u ok? Dunt worry – entire medical teem (ManfredMom, Michelle, B!, Nika(da reel one) and Melissa r standin by to be takin care ov everybuddy. MM has restocked teh KYOOT KRASH KART and teh beds r reddy. (I think I’m furgettn sumwon – will check roster)
We wll be werking quietee behind teh sceens – just becuz we’re quiet duzn’t meen we rn’t dere.
In teh meanwile, we sugjest (in terms ov accidint prevenshun) taht, befoar sittin down at ur screenz, u putz awn teh caps ov containment, oar the rubber glubs (wif drawing awn them) taht luk liek chicken hed, or at leest, rap ur hed in saran rap. These measurez shud halp wid teh milder cases.
Ov coarse, teh wearin ov teh chicken heddy rubber glub (wif teh drawing awn) it cud produce sum merriment and commentz amongzt ur offis cow-orkers. Nebbertehless, fur ur awn safetee, is highlee recommendeded.
tanks, Janet. aye used teh duck taep 2 kontayn mai hed-splode. shuda used teh kontaymint kap nsted. ayl no bettah next tyme.
Ai haz a mop….. an a bukkit!
SO U R THE ONE!
that stoled the lolrus bucket…….
for shame B!
heehee
Gud afternoon, Gayla! (akshuulllee – is mornin fur u? I don’t know whar u are!)
B! is innocent. She nawt be teh wun. Teh bukkit she is usin is part of teh ICHC MedTeem’s suppliez. We now has a fullee stocked Kyoot Krash Kart, lots oc bukkits and mops and stuff. Wud u liek to joyne teh teem? With awl these kyoot pikshoors, we needs moar peepl! Is awl volunteer.
We r encountering stranj resistunce by the peepes to teh wearin of teh rubber glub (wif teh drawing awn it) chicken heddy thing – speshullee in teh offisses, even tho meny injuriez cud thereby be prevented.
Mebbe we shud maek sum publik servic annowncments abowt wearin yur chikkn hed rubbar glub at awl tiems. Iz fur yur own good. Put posters in da break room of evry offiss. Mebbe hav random chikkn hed glub cheks? Dis be srs problm.
LOL Jantet
) Count me in….I read up last night…..very phunny stuff 
)
Wen Ai wuz lidl, tehre wuz “Charlie says…” Public informatation fillums. Charlie wuz verree cleber kitteh, his hyumin wuz a pritty stoopy lidl boi. Teh fillums incloodid “Charlie says…Awlwais tel yur mummee were yu goan, wen teh big bois ax yu to plai in teh wuds wit tehm and show yur willees” An “Charlie says…donut pul on tabul cloff cuz yur mummee has piled mennee pans ov boylin water on ther. She haz munch-housing, by Roxy” Carnt member ennee moar. Mebbe tyme four nu fillum “Charlie says…awlways be to member; put chikn hed rubbar glub (wit teh drawing awn) Bfor yu vew teh lolkitteh pic. Kthxbai.”
I try teh postings again…. I forgots to take of teh h part teh last tyme:
I had to look for these, because we didn’t have them in the USA.
Don’t go with strangers to look at doggies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVPcoZ3Mxhs
Don’t pull on the tablecloth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKLHlNvOQyQ
Then I found some truly ghastly videos I won’t link to here. And I thought “Blood on the Highway” driver’s ed films were bad. If you have a strong stomach, look on YouTube for “Horrific UK Public Information Film”
Blymee! That Charlie wuz wun hyuuuuuuj kitteh! He the syze ob fore yer old boi! But teh obfierce choyce for teh informatation fillum on wering chikn hed rubbeh glubs (with teh drawin awn), for oan portecshun.
Fur ekstra protekshun, yu can duck taep yur chikkn hed rubbar glub wif teh drawring onto yur hed. Highlee recommendeded fur teh hi-powerd asplosions. Savs me wurk on moppin too. ^_^
Unfortyoonutly, I nao be off-doody til late tonite. Got classes, must praktice piano and condukting, and am goin to opera dress rehursal tonite. Faust. Am verreh exsited. Mephistopheles be verreh good and verreh handsum!
Adn we awl say
O wel, Aye neber waz dere eber
a cat so cleber az magikal Mr. Mistopholes. . .
Nika, maybe u shud wear ur chikken hed rubber glug wif teh drawring on it to opra rehersal. U will sertinly get teh attenshun of teh handsum Mefi– Memphis– Manifesto– that guy u menshuned.
Will also protect u in case his handsumnessitude has same effect on ur hed as kyoot picshurs.
Sadly, he be married an at leest two tiems mai age.
Teh handsumnessitude does nawt hav qwite teh saem effect on mai hed as kyoot does. Handsumnessitude maek mai brayns shut down an go all dreemy-liek. Kyoot maek mai brayns asplode.
I not IN teh opera, only went to watch dress rehersal. Not gots tiem to be in opera rite nao. I gots in free cuz I be a myoosik stoodnt.
Yu gotz a gud soprano? Teh jool song bez very wunnerful if sung by gud sop! Otherwise, can be teh plehissimo!!
Gud luk!! Brek leg!!
en boca de lupo(lupe?)
[into the mouths of the wolves!]
is operatic fur braek uh leg, ah 1nce wus toald.
This is why I avoids teh opra. Too many carnivores. Hard to run away from them when u has a brokken leg.
Then there’s this:
http://www.littlefivers.com/pets/reasons-pets-arent-welcome-in-opera-houses/
plehissimo!!!!!! best wurd ever. today.
i wils ekoh dis.
(i wils ekoh dis.)
((i wils ekoh dis.))
(((etc.)))
She nawt teh best, but she pretty gud. I liek her. She kyoot, akts gud an hav prittee voyse. Dey hav 2 kasts fur da sho, so I gots no cluu whut teh othr wun sownds liek.
I nawt in opera, onlee go to watch dress rehersul cause it be FREE!
Of a sudden, the great prima donna
Cried, “Oh Gawd! My voice is a goner!”
But a cat in the wings
Said, “I know how she sings”
And finished the solo with honour.
– Anon.
I hurd sum sopranos liek dat. Skweeky skreechy howly voyse wif sheep vibrato? DO NOT WANT!
Dis also wai I not a soprano. I be mezzo-soprano. Much moar bettar, in mai opinyun.
I has bandy aids wif ponees on ‘em,
Dey fixes anythin.
Does we hab sum wif teh kittehs on dem!! Iffn noes, we canz uze wateber avaylbel!
Ooh gawsh! Nau I laffin LOL at desk!
So Glad U R out der!!! Ai laik saran wrap idee, but will cow-workers nodice?
I jus sits wif paper bag on hed, jus in case. So far nobudy sez ennything. In fac, they all stayz far away.
OH, JanetCH4K, I lub u, ladee, fur reel.
U is teh besstess fer makun ebberybodee feels gud an speshul and all fixud up.
MwaaaAH! X (<—–dat kitteh kiss fur u)
u taked my drinky. i suk my valium.
AMEN!!!
preach it sistah!
hee hee!
NOBUDDY TAEKS MAH DRINKEE!
*gulpin it doawn*
Cutest
Kitty
Ever
Doan do it, kitteh. ur teefs will come in krukid!
Oh noes!! Teh B-K BURGULUR strikes agin!! First bukkit, tehn blankit, now binky!!!
Tell me, bebbeh – wuz he wearin rubber bootz??
eksilent lyn uv reezenin mistr shellock. u haz fynd meni evvidenses. b-k burgulur soon bee cot.
A hangnale . . . . I has it
Dats what i wood tell my mama when she caut me suckn my fum. didnt work. Hers wood put cayan kian hot peppr on it at nite and when id suck my fum, it wood be terrible DO NOT WANT ! ! ! !
Still donts like the hots pepr . . .
Haha…mai sistr, iffen she sleepin, she wud juss suck her fum ennyway until teh pleh-tastin stuf wuz awl gon. den suck her fum sum mor! She havd braysiz fr a lawng tyme acuz uv suckin her fum.
I jus kaint stand teh kewtness ub dis bebe kitteh! I be habin a snorglez attackin!!! MUST HAVE BEBE KITTEH NAOW!!!!!! PLUEEEEEEEZE! Jus wun little itty biity snorglez for dis itty bitty kitty? Jus won??? I need my orungebebe kitteh fix……dey not pwoison. I guts 3 orunge wuns and two orunge n whit wuneses tehy not be teh powsinus…jus habit formin…srsly.
kthxbai
Teeter, soundz liek you gots a seveere marmie habbit! Not that therez anythink rong wid dat…
I has two goldenee oranj kittehz maiself. I knows whut u meens. I thinks – teh bebbehs is nawt poysin – as u say. So wehn u snorglez teh babees, u getz the immewnities furever – so u can tehn has the oranj grownup withawt feer. Dat wun reeson the yurnings to snorgel the babbeh tummiez is so strawng. N habit forming.
what r ur kitteh names Janet? We only hear of da famous Barney so far. ( I aske dis the other day– but u might not have seen it)
I akshullee did see it, butt wuz so busy helpin teh peeple heer with teh splorted heds taht I didn’t quite have tiem to respond. Plus, I wrote a longish (sry, Teho) story about Barney a while bak and I spent a lot of tiem lukin fur it. No success yet.
BARNEY. We dunt know how awld he is. He is oranjee golden short hair wif creamee belleh. LUVs to snorgle and cuddle. We “found” him (akshully, he found us) o/a 15 May 04.
GLORFINDEL and FIONA. Siblings born to hoamless cat in our barn. (DON”T ENYWUN PANIC – hoamless muther (KatieKitteh) now has happee hoam wif mai sister, as do other siblings Frankie lukkin just liek Fin) and Odin- girl kitteh wif patch awn eye.
FIN is golden short hair boi kitteh – VERY strong, Looooon legs, body and neck. And our clown. If u heer a crash in the kitchen, fur shur it is Fin.
FIONA is liddle short hair awl black kitteh – very sweet.
We bleeve taht Barney is the father of teh kittehs. He fur shur helped taek care of them wehn mother mooved them under barn and they wuz wild outdoor kittehs. (Story to follow later)
CINDERS. A sweet long haired grey kitteh. Geey nose – grey pawpads. She wuz two wehn I got her in July of 05. Sumwun browt her to mai vet wantin to hav her put down becuz she din’t get alawng wif dere goggies! Vet says – NOOOOOEES. We will find hoam. She had Cinders in teh office in a cage wif awl the goggies paradin in and awt awl day long. Poor Cinders in constant terror. She called me, knowing taht teh last of mai otter 4 (very old) kittehs had died and asked if I cud taek her til permanent hoam cud be found. Obviouslee I said yes. 2 and 1/2 years ago.
Gayla and everybuddy. I don’t know if is appropriate oar nawt – butt I think it wud be fun if we cud heer about awl of ur kittehs. I know that wud liek to know. Since I’m always trying to organize everyting (when I reitred and came hoam, mai mom akshully said “We don’t work for you, you know, so we don’t have to do what you tell us!”
Anyway – I wud suggest – to spread things out – that purrhaps the furst one to reach the comment page every day cud take the opporutnity to tell us about their kittehs. Taht way, every day we would have a “Get to know teh Kittehs” column. Sort of liek Garrison Keillor’s poem of the day awn “Writer’s Almanac.”
People tell us about their kittehs enyway – just not enuf to get to know them. Liek – Gayla – I don’t know how meny kittehs u have (34????) – tho I think you did say wun is named – Daryn? Hmmm – duzn’t luk quite rite.
Uh-oh, Janet…..yu useed teh “f” wurd up der!!….mebbe teh sekkond to teh page shuld have teh honorz??? I has 6, so I will wait until I, too, kan be #2!! LOL
Thanks for sharing about ur kitteh’s, and I think it is a GREAT idea — I would love to hear about COL’s four kitteh’s and many others — and Teho, how many cats does he have? Cuz it seems like LOTS! And loooooooordy no I don’t have 34….that is more an….uhh……age……:D( lol don’t know why I did that — but I seem stuck wif it now! I have 3 — Darryn, Dory and Lilac
) I will tell about them some day soon!
I 2nd, 3rd, 4th the notion
I lubs the personal kitteh storees
Oh, COL – u r so rite. I didn’t meen *f . . . t * I meant – the first purrson who wanted to talk abawt his/her kitteihs. As in – if no one else had dun teh kitteh storee and u wanted to, then u wud be the first (and only) and the next person shud wait until teh next pikshoor. At at leest 3 pikshoors per day, no one shud hav to wayte fur very lawng.
And – in my organizahunal mode – I wud suggest taht we awlwayz start wif I – in caps – BETTER KNOW TEH KITTEHS. Then awl wood know (or evenchually catch awn) taht was an off thred comment and nawt related to pikshoor.
And the last provision. If, by the time it reached the 25th original comment and no one had spoken, enywun who had previouslee inrtoduced teh kittehs cud tell some moar abowt them.
Hoap I havn’t maed it too complicated. Dese r just suggesthuns. Enywun feel free to jump in with ideas.
If we tells awl bout our kittehs me an Gayla gonna be takin up alotta space! If she has thirty four tehn we gots 72 tween us, pluz mai nu goggie an 2 coka cookat …birds. Dat nut leavez mush roomz for anee body els’s to tawk bout their kittehs. Be longest comments sexshun in teh historee of teh big cheez site! Srsly!
btw we can has 3 kittehs an 1 rabit.
I feelin sorry for myself rite now, cuz I only has a spider, a mole, and a catbird. Spider’s name is Nancy, she is a golden orb spider, an she lives in teh tree by teh car. She be at least teh 19th generation of her family livin in my yard. Teh mole don’t have a name, an I never actually see him, but he let me know (telepathically, of course) that the compost pile restaurant is a five star diner, and he is muchly gratefuls. He is also grateful that the apartment under the shed is rent controlled. Teh catbird is teh jokester of teh trio, wakin me up in teh mornins pretending to be my alarm clock.
*Thinks: “I really need to be getting a new kiiteh soon!”*
Dear D Marie – I din’t knowu dint has a kitteh – taht is sad. Spiders and moles and catbirds are very nice, but nawt snorgleable. Butt you cud go awn BETTER KNOW THE KITTEHS and say whut u just did – awnlee moar. I reelee luvs yur catbird bein yur alarm clock. I trulee didn’t know befoar that that tehy cud do taht!
And I sort of know how you feel abawt your mole. We has a mole or two in our front yard (also never seen), and I CANNOT set a trap fur him/hers. I wunz directed a stage vershun of WIND IN THE WILLOWS and now I see moles with an entirelee different aye.
AND I also directed CHARLOTTE’S WEB – so 19th generation spider is also very dear to mai hart.
But I hoaps you gets ur kitteh soon. Kitteh cuddls and snorgles r speshul.
OMG no I do NAWT have 34 kitteh’s lol — only 3 (this name came pre-cat site and I did not give it much clever thought– silly me!)
Teho only 3? You just occassionaly have more with the fostering?
Teeter— you have 38??? IN YOUR HOUSE?? Now I had that many when I lived on a farm…..and sigh….I will ALWAYS miss that! But I live in a stoopy town home in da city naw
I can has restraint! pleh 
) I can’t WAIT to here your story!!
Janet — Charlotte’s Web is my all time FAVORITE! Some day I will have to learn moar of your directing! Since you perchance lived in Austria…..you prolly lived a lots of places!
)
HEAR — hear your story — this site has F #+% wif my spelling abilities lol
Oh, Gayla – I wish you cud have seen our “Charlotte’s Web.” I picked it speshullee cuz we had a little girl I thot wud make marvelous Charlotte – and she did. I worked very hard with her on the death scene – she took direction very well and did just what I told her to do. It was very dramatic – in a quiet way. But when the lights were fading slowly on her little body which had clearly taken it’s last breath – oh, the sobs and sniffles and boo-hooing in the house. Not a dry eye. A magic moment, as we say.
Would you like to know sumthng that usually impreses everywun all to pieces? I was an extra in “The Sound of Music.” I don’t think of that as my crowning achevement in life at all – but it seems to be what makes most people go “ooo” the most!
I have a good friend who always says -you have lead a fairy tale life – and I have truly had some remarkable experiences and been very lucky – but I expect most of the people here have, too. This is quite an unusual bunch!
In the movie the Sound of Music? That IS kewl
) Although I am sure you have done many imporatant things. I was photographed for a postcard in Colorado when I was 6 — that is my only brush with “fame” HAHAH
dis be Bitsy. she haz much win on kittenwars.com. netime i feel bad i allus luk at bitsy and den i smile.
bitsy iz so swete. i bet she winnn awl da kitteh-wars.
*SPLORT! SPLODE! BURST!*
dis muss bee teh KYOOTEST kitteh i dun ebber seed! i wuv teh paws, i wuv teh eers, i wuv teh wai he suks his widdle fum! ebbryfing abowt dis kitteh maek mai hed splode. oof. dis spolde worse den usuel.
:::yoozes meny meny rols uv duk taep and sran rap:::
i cannoh find mah swim cap. i can borro sum wuns?
:::luks fer swim cap, hummin pinkee toe pads song:::
Dunt panic. Ur ICHC med teem is heer. U will be ok.
KYOOT KRASH KART on teh way!
do not get poison jokes, esplanashun pliz ):
I believe it refers to the movie “Soylent Green”
but I’ve been wrong (many times) before
On April Foolz Dai dis year, MPR (have u pledged? Itz pledge weak!) had noo underriter. “Soylent Green Farmasuitikal and Biotek Industries. Helping feed popples fur tirty years. Adn rebembers: Soylent Green iz popples.”
Much funnies at 7:30 on Sunday
akshuly… its frum “teh orinj wuns… r… poysin” powst.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
Aah! i thawt it had meme bfour that.
i sawed that powst.
Needs histry please. Why teh oranj ones poisin again? Inqwiring minds wants to know becuz dey look too cyute to be poisin.
Deer RamlyburgerCat and Teughcats2001,
I purrsonallee cannot find the original – I used to know whar it is, but erlier piks has been mooved around. However, so by and by, either Teho or not-Teho (aka lolcatburgler) will be by to halp you, I am shur. They are a grate teem – indeed, I wud say an astonishing teem.
If it be Teho hoo halps, please to be thanking himz by bringing a 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso (hawt). His favoriet.
I fink teh orijinul be dis wun:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
Yes! Dat’s it!
wups, ya, hadnt red doan far enuf… heh
I posted a link to what I think is the original about 30 minutes ago, but for some reason, ICHC delays/doesn’t allow posts with links from me. Even when I’m posting a link to an ICHC page…
It just ‘peared! Yay you!
In general, teh trick is to leeve out teh part of teh URL wif teh h, 2 ts and teh p twodots whack-whack and put 3 w’s insted. But that does not always werk.
Let me try wif link u posted and see if it goes up right now:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
I donut knoes where original reference comes from. I thought it mite be from “Teh Matrix” but I am sci-fi defishent so that is just a guessing.
Yeppers, posted rite away!
Aha! Gud tu noe. I wil kepe dis in mynd foar nex tym I akshully noe sumting and can pip sumwun els at teh poast (literilly).
Ai fot it was orijinal (orinjinal?) wif ICHC — teh grate picsher dat peeps just linkied to of teh kitteh havin a mellow-dramatick “deth scene” wif teh orinj mousie on teh floor.
Wuz dere a pryor referins to “orinj” bein “poysin”?
u has dun wel, grashoppr
Awww, J4K, u make me blush. Teho is indeed a good sport and a awsum player in the ICHC Commintz Improv Theater Lab Groop. U is too!
Thanks, lcb. That wuz SOOOO fun. And teh outcome – hoo KNEW!? It felt liek wun of Garrison Keillor’s stories whar he starts with isolated bit and pieces and finally at the end, it awl comes together in one glorious finale. Well – of couse – taht IS what improv is supposed to do. But still.
And this is so grate! We has an anthem, our poets, our song, our MedTeem and clinic, lolbingo, commandments (I’m leaving out so much) – and now our own Improv Theater Lab Group! *sigh* I is verry happee.
wut dis is the ITLG??? I missded sumfin!
i fink sumwun can has just maed it ups.
(eggassperated sigh) Of *course* it is mades-up! It’s *improv*!
Let me put it this way: if someone come up to you on teh street and says “o hai, I has a script from a famuss improv show. U wants to buy?” donut buy it. Is fake. Also, u donut knows where it has been so donut touch it. If u did touch it, go wash ur handz. We’ll wait here for u.
sudinlee i wants donut.
Ok. U can has a donut. But donut eet it rite away. You donut knoes where that donut has been. Run it under the tap for a while firs– um, befoar u eets it.
“i maded u a feeater improv groop thingy…but i sold it on teh streets of Brooklyn.”
…fr a donut
Flartus – Teho is just being modest becuz he wuz teh – protagonist. Go bak to Helikat. Start with 343??? questions about stability of Helikat. It develops dramatically from there. lolcatburglar had teh comedy role. And there wuz sort of a Greek chorus. Stend did teh epilogue – and Teho took a solo bow.
DANG !! Who iz be TROLLIN and powsty de ONE meesly ‘burger for JHC4K eggsellnund explanation…I beez cobered it up wiff my bote, so DERE you stoopy TROLL-fing.
humph
dusgusted Grammiekit is beez ‘this gusted.
tanks, JCH4K…i haz to skips sum of teh commints sekshuns sumtyimes to spend maor time wif mah reel life goggie. I will go bak an do sum rameed…rimead…catch up werk.
flartus:
ohai. i maded u a feeater improv groop thingy… but i eated it….
sry.
Anthem? We Haz it ? do it have mugzik TOO?
Deer Garmmiekit – we has awl kinds of things. Wehn I has tiem (even tho i’m retired,I’m takin care of mai 91 yr old Mom, doin lots ov stuff fur mai 92 yr awld aunt, has 2 other aold aunts needn stuff, plus mai own house (wif awl mai stuff in it) and mai Mom’s house (where I stays wif the cats cus she has a hart problem and I don’t think she shud be aloan) wif lots of acres n big yard, plus . . .oooff.
Butt I wud liek to gather these things together – so peepl cn see them for themselves. I’ll be werkin awn it.
And thankz fur yur spirited defense of meh. Fur sum tiem, I has had mai own personal troll hoo goes thru and gives me teh wun burger – sumtiems moar than wun – I meen – moaar than WUN wun burger in the sayme playce! I complained abawt it once – and lot of peepl rallied round – SJ wuz even gonna get the pitchforks and torches awt!
Butt then SJ suggested I cud let a pitchfork be mai umbrella and we awl collapsed in helpless laffter – and now I doesn’t worry about it enymoar.
Dis kitteh iz sooper adorablez!
(makes me think of my baby brother Matty from ages 0-4)
adjust your screen color – this kitteh not be poyson he be champagne!
gib teh manee snorgles and luffins.
Pls, wot meen “snorgle”? I axed be4 but I sink I was 2 late. I is noo heer. Love teh kittehs!
snorgle is snuggling and cuddling and kissing and burying your face in the kittehs fur and generally luvin on em. Sometimes it involves talking to teh kitteh and tellin him how presshuss an handsome an smrt and how hes teh bestest kitteh in teh whole wide world.
Fank yoo! I iz doin dat to our kittehs a lot. We has free of dem.
That’s just so so cute! I’ve talking cats on my blog too, with some stories. What do you think of them?
ah lyk yer blog vry much! tankoo fur sharing!
FUMB SUCKIN TIMEZ!
OMG DIZLEKSIK SWARES!!
Curiouslee, taht’s whut I thot – awnlee wuz moar liek – WHUT?
dyslexic…sowwy to spoils de funz…
YAY!
Dis kitteh is “Bitsy” from
Kittenwar.com.
She is one of teh tawp weenurz.
Teh losurest kittehs r teh phunnie.
Thanks, Melissa. I havn’t lukked at kittenwars in a while. Butt – of CORSE she wud be a top winner. She has wun awl ov r harts!
Awwwm………..KERSPLAT…
Drat…now my skul compooter has sploded head all ober it.
My sun usted to suck his middle to fingers and stick the index finger up his nose!
Splort! iz seein pic agayn, iz splort agayn.
okay, yes, i’m the new girl that doesnt talk like a cat……………..
orange kitty’s are poisinous?
Originally was an orange mousie toy. Then joke became that anything orange was poisinous.
Look about 8 comments up and there is a link to the orignial pic.
Jennifer, you don’t have to lolspeak to join in!!! Welcome!
abzo-lootlee!! sum doan lolspeak. sum doan speak reglar. an den deres sum dat luk wifout speekin at awl. everbuddy welcum.
shoot…. i fink i luked wifout speekin 4 weekz.
butt bee warneded……kitteh speek iz contag….kawnt….cranta…..um….catcking…..beefoar u no it….u r wonderin wehi ebbereibawddi iz luukin at u funnee…and u r speekin lolkitteh tawwlk wifowt eben tryin…..
yeh. nao i speeks it in da publik.
berry embarrazzins.
(Koment lozted du tu hed asploshun frum teh daynjurus levulz uv kyoot. Plz stend bai. Demon’z kments wil b bak shortlee.)
is stend here to bai?
How much he cost?
Shaiynee nikul? I iz prawbublee nawt awfuriayzed tu b selin Stend. Plz tu kontakt yr awfuraiyzed deelur fr info.
Prince John…The Early Years
Wow – Mom, wazzin dat medicin u givd me?
(we could achieve world peace with that photograph)
Is Foxxy Love, not Foxy Brown in drawn together reference
what a KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT dewy kittehbebe!!!!
Figyur 1 In teh erlee stayjez of teihr deve-lol-ment when teh levols of teh toksin ar sumwut low, Teh oranj kitteh beginz teh prawsess bai wich he wil bekom poyzinus, injestin teh dedlee substinz noan as “”TEH KYOOTNESS” which haz bin noan to coz teh hed spolozhuns wehn inkownterd in verri hai kawnsintrayshins. bai injestin teh poyzin in dis fashun, teh oranj kitteh rezurkyulaets teh poyzin in his ss-hiss-tem, simewltayneeusly boosting his mewnity to teh venom and inkreezing its poatensie
Well, taht maeks sense!
dat’s wuts so skeery abowt it!!
I fink it is tiem to kleer sumpin up: teh orinj wuns is poysonus only if u EETS dem. Plz not to be eeting teh oring kittehs. Is OK to snorgle an smoo and tickel teh tummiees an toesies, tho.
OMG I wants to teekel de pink jellybeans toeses.
I has theery that pink toeses is mush more teeklish. We can be testing theery?
hyooming bean:
teekl, teekl, teekl. *hee hee hee*
kitteh:
*runn oft*
xperimint failed… must getz moar teeny orinj behbeh kittehs wif pinkie toeses for nuvver xperimint.
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Cuteness Overload
rong blog.
http://www.cuteoverload.com (…i r teh mod ovar ther, weee!)
Oh noe! Dey be takin mah binky!
TIMMAY!
Mai toeses haz a flavor, the flavor is….PINK! yum num num
Awww, that’s so adorable. He’s gorgeous.
I think I missed something here… Why are orange kitties poison?
Pleez 2 b seein doc’s espalin..esplaina….doc will telz u awl about it abov. Rite now, her (him?) R 10 bitz of witty genieus up from here.
i has a CRAZEEEEEEEEEE oranj and whyte kitteh
and IT R POYZINISS!!!!
Ooooohhhh…SOOOOO kyute!! I wuv wil orinj kitties!
I am over five and type in the Queen’s English. May I still participate in the discussion?
fum- u no haz it
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
dis be fun
AAAAAWWW!!!!