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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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dos r sum sweet muvs
cat-like dancing detected
FTW!!!
Cat…..I’m a kitty cat
and I dance, dance, dance
and I dance, dance, dance.
Cat I’m a kitty cat
and I meow, meow, meow
and I meow, meow meow
Yeah!
Thanx, now I will be going around singing/saying that all day!
ai cannawt hepl miself……..wenebber ai seez a kitteh dawncin, ai endz up singin taht to miself awl dai…….othurz mustli tehnfor suffah also…..(heh heh heh …..shee chukleded ebili…..)
I can has did dis wit mah kittehs. Kittehs no liek dansin. Is teh pleh, dey sed. Do not want, dey sed. Mah pointy ends…let me sho u dem, de sed.
dey luk a wittle yung to be wurking at chippendale’s.
but dey dressded jus ryt!
They werks at Chipoffteholdblockendale’s.
Chippentails.
Kitntayls Zotik Dansers
We can has a monie?
where iz thong to stuffes cheezburgers?
ew. i is havin a diffekult tiem wiht dis immaj.
id go partee wid dese kittehs anytimez
mortal tomcat?
FINISH HIM!!!
DANTHE DANTHE REVLUSHUN!!!
Dey look leik dey r lookin at teh TeeVee.
GO KITTEHS GO!
Up Up Down Down Lef Rite Lef Rite Start Selex
Awl da kittehs knoes it.
Dat’s hao dey gawt awl de eckstra livses!!
an here ai thawt it wuz mushrooms that givd yu xtra livses… but onlie green wuns.
Show me your moves!
Dat’s teh wai, uh-huh uh-huh
I lykes it, uh-huh uh-huh
Wave yur paws in da air
liek u doan care
Glide pass teh goggies as dey stop to luk an stair…
Do yur dance
Do yur dance
Do yur dance kwik
Awww…cum on bebeh tells me wats da wurd…
i’z teh biggesd cameo fan eber *sigh*
WAWLK LYKE AN EEEEEEEEEEEGYYYYYYYYYYYYYPSHUUUUUUN !!!!
Ur da wuuuuun hoo mayks me fele so guuuuud, cyootie pie!
Urf, Wintn Fiyah:
Ba de ya – say do u remembah
Ba de ya – dancin in setembah
Ba de ya – nevah was a cloudy daaay!
Wintn Fiyah be in front, Urf be bak in teh corner
yer welkum fur teh earwurm!
Shayke, shayke, shayke,
Shayke, shayke, shayke,
Shayke ur pusseh
Shayke ur pusseh….
I sorry………..
kbai
OMG SPLORT cleensup neded eberywear.
Not bes sorry. to dayem funny uh huh uh huh
off topic can someone please splain to this stoopy hoomin how to gibes cheeszburgers. thkxkbai
Burgers on the right of your name. Left burger is 1 – burger on rite is 5. 2,3 & 4 in the middle, Just click on the one u want. If you make a mistake, double click on the correct one and it will be fixed (this last information thanks to Stend. Make sure you get the little hand, or it won’t count.
KYOOT KRASH KART on teh way!
stat! : )
weer runnin outta mopz adn krashkartz cuz dairz juus tuu mush splortzin tudai
Yea we iz. I goan thru at leest fiev mops todai. Gots to wash dem all so be reddy for tomorro. If sumwun invent a self-kleenin mop, I be verreh grateful.
Ponee bany aidz an lollees foar evrybuddee!
Doze will work!
meenwile, Aye go rins owt da mops….
plz not to be sorry!!!!!!! Iz two, 2 funneh!
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
I cant be shakin mah pusseh !!!
pusseh no lykes beeing shaked.
pusseh gets so scairdee wen pusseh gets shaked..
poar leetle pusseh all shook up an ebberythang.
git daown…boogie-oogie-oogie! meeoorrw!
git daown goggie-oogie-oggie..
Oops, sry, dis is lolCats…mah bad.
dat’s ok…we luvs all teh furry wuns!!
And otters. Think ov teh hedgelolhogggies.
wutz a visible disco?
i fink tehr wood be a disco ball hangin down n tehy wood haff gold chayns arownd thar necks. or sumfin lik taht.
but taht’s a good qweschun.
Dat jus proovez dat yu be too yung to remmemmer….ah, sadlee I remmemmers way too well dem dayz!!
Whoa -COL! Did u ever go to teh Electric Circus in Nyoo York? With awl teh lite shows and strobe lites? Oh, wait. Oh, mai. Taht was PRE-disco!! nebbermynd.
Owt here on teh westest ccoast, we hadda Teh Fillmor!! and tehy waz loudest ob teh musics & awl teh gitars wen to elleben……n dere waz no seets u jest dawnced ebberywher u wanteded to.
and lawts ob muusshies thingies play-in up on teh wallz, and tehy wer maid ob teh lite!
mi heerin naw not so guud now ackshually……toooo mani mites standin RITE upo clothes to teh giganticus speekerz……ah yoots……it waz reelli fun
ooooo oo! Those WERE the dayz!
Oooh, I ar JELOUS dat yu wuz at teh Fillmor in teh 60s (am I reveelin yur age? sorreh)!!! See? Dis mai jelous fayc. *is jelous* I born liek twenny yeers aftar dat. But I fink mai daddeh wuz at teh Fillmor Eest menny tiems.
dey wood at least be wearin rhinestone collars
sorry, mush be spelldin it rite…it bees a ** bizziboe ** disco… as in de sentence…Wutz a bizziboe discoe? and den it rhymes, see?? yay!
Iz prom nite at Garfield High – Tuxkittehs are GITTIN DOWN!
W I N !
Gives nu meening to “butt wiggle of doom” Shayk shayk shayk….
OT but I has tucksie kitteh an lass nite he findz mowse in howse! So much funs!!! Chase rownd and rownd litterbokses, chase into livin ruum….but mowsie skweez into eety beety space an get away. So no mowsie guts on pillows next morning!
a happeh ending fur everbuddy…well, cept mebbeh fur kitteh.
Itz da oreo-shuffle!
“that’s rite kittehs! Welcum again to the Blackwhite Twin’s Bar and Bat Mitzva!
Come on out on the floor kittehs – let’s have a dance! not a partner dance, kits, c’mon nao
Yu put yer rite paw in…”
sumwun fergots tu tern on teh flor.
an whers sparkul bal?
mmm. Ah’m wit chewly on tihs – thats wud be a visibl disco…
Ah am imaginininins teh kittehs tranfiguared into awl white kitteh soots. with teh red shirts. an mebbe jus a liddle dark chesty hares…
no, we doan want no disapprovin rabbitz here!
wud liddle WHYTE chesty hares be ok?
Whyte Wabbit was befor teh dico kittehz tiemz.
Gud song doh.
da were Kuung Fooo fiiightinngg…
day were fast as liiigghtttiinnggg
Does ne1 seez a kitteh in teh corner and nother1 to the rite?
YEP!!!
yep! tux cats have stripey cats fur an awdeance
Get your back up off the wall! Dance! Come on!
Get down on it…
Jungl boogy… *horn riffs*
Nobody puts kitteh in the corner!
kitteh to da rite ov meh
kitteh to da bak
hier iam
stuk ina midle wif uuuu
kat-zilla and kit-zilla practice their stomping teknik under the watchful eye of their off-camera mumzilla.
kat-zilla – i iz dewing it rite?
kit-zilla – no. put moor ummmph in it. like me!
U KIDZ NAWCK AWF ALLA DAT NOYSE IN TEH HOWSE!!!
GO OWTSIDEZ IF U GONNA PLAY LIKE DAT!!!
O mai stars! I’m so glad I came bak heer. DogB – I red ur comment – and tehn lukked bak at teh pikshur – and wuz suddenlee rollin awn teh floor! U NAILED it!
And u, Melissa, did as well – just different taek. Stompin godzilla kittehs morphed into naughtee kiddees. Sooo meny things to see in these pikshurs. So glad to hav frenz to show mee teh way.
Stayin alive, stayin alive!
Mus use teh “orijinel” disco sawng fur dis pic!
Well, i can tell bai da wai u use yur wok
yur a kitteh kat, no tiem to tok…
du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-da-hussul
You mean…CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!
Hay! That wuzzent me! Halp, I has been hijacked! I gives burgers as ransum, ‘k?
Ok, I has logged into wurdpress. From this point on, if u no see teh floofy orinj-and-white kitteh, is no a offishul posting from lolcatburlgar, aka not-Teho.
I hope this werks…
Iz logged in WP butt no piktschure in me commets, I can has piktschure pls?
Iz not Teho eethr
If u is asking how to get picshur in comments, u goes to:
http://www.dashboard.wordpress.com/wp-admin/profile.php
In upper left-hand corner u can uplode a picshur. Sry, picshur not included.
When u gets right down to it, we is all not Teho. Well, Teho is not not Teho, but u knoes whut I mean. Its just that some of us is moar not Teho than others.
tenk yoo wewy wewy mch 4 da linkage
Iz loggeded in WP.com butt wuen Iz veezitid da linkage yoo geiv aye wasnt loggeded in ther (dashboard), ebentho Iz kud cee da dashboard frm WP. Nao Iz loggeded n da dashboard sooo meiby yooz all can has cee meh pik.. pikstsh… picshur?
Ur welcome. No pic yet, but sometimes they take extra long to develop. Check back at the drugstore in an hour, ‘k? Thx.
…epic “wut?”
(4 legz gud, 2 legz Teho?)
Lolcat – luvs ur new pikshur. Very handsome kitteh.
Just wanted to say, though – tis true, AWL ov us r not Teho, butt YOU are teh wun and ownlee, original, inimitable, never to be equalled, most not Teho enywhar upawn teh fayce ov teh eurth and awl the otter planets as well.
Thx, J4K! I has never been to otter space but is good to knoes that if I ever does go, I will bes teh unique.
Picshur is one I’ve been using all along. I just don’t always bother to log into WordPress firs– befoar posting here so it doesn’t always show. Kitteh is Tuffy, long since departed but much remembered with much love. I has 2 kittehs now, but it was better to use picshur of kitteh who didn’t has to sign releese foarm for me to use his image and who would expect royalties, or at least a persentige of teh burgers I gets here.
I made a lolpic of Tuffy not long ago and putted it in the factory. It may appear on the voating page in teh next millenium.
Do let us know when Tuffy is on the voating page. I would fur shur liek to see moa of him (her?) What a byootifu fayce. Every menshun of dear departed beloved kitteh alwaiz puts a lump in mai throat. It’s 2 and 1/2 years since my Florian and Mitzi died (6 weeks apart at ages 20 and 21) – still brings reel teers to my eyes.
Tuffy was a boi kitteh. Big floofy Maine Coon. I didnot give him that name; it was teh one he alreddy had when I dopted him from teh shelter when he was about 4 years old. It suited him becaws he had that redhed temper that some orinj kittehs has but if I had changed his name I wudda called him Basil after Basil Fawlty. In spite of his anger issues he was a great big luv. I still miss him sometimes after 9 years but he is in mah hart forever.
Caturday Nite Fever
ebbunnee end iverree
danz togevver in purrfikt harmonee -
syde by syde on yur disco danz flur
oh, lord, whyy don’t wee . . .
wee all gno that kittehs ar teh same wer-evur we go
(sing it, kittehs!)
Lubs me sum Pawl McCatney!!!
Disco Infurno!
Kittehs is not usually teh gud dancers becaws they has 2 left feets. These kittehs is teh ecksepshuns to that rool.
2 left feets! hehehe
Thx, Xi!
Halps urself to a slice of omicron pi.
It are square.
(Pi, that is)
Unlike these kittehs, who are GROOOVEEE.
(Tuxedo kittehs furrever!!!)
No. Pi r round.
Cornbread r square
ooooh, gee ahm a tree fuds!
NACHOEZ R POYNTY!!!
I dint no U nu Xi!
WOOT you, lolcatburglar, grats
wayt – dis no invisbul! i cee doz moovz!
Ni iz dizco!
Is Thrilla! Jus a thrillaaaaa!!!
*boink* oof, ojjekts in teh mirror reely ARE kloser than they appeer.
Dancing wif da Stars kittens get awl 10’s from the judges. Take THAT Marie Osmad
Oh Gayla – u watches Dancing wif da Stars? I duz too. And my Mom. Meny relatives and frenz dont unnerstand. But if YOU duz too, then is OK – cuz u r KEWL.
I think it is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry silleh — and a guilty pleasure lol
)
Yes. Verrrrrrrrrrrrrry guiltee pleasure. Must lock teh doors, turn down teh lights and pretend nawt to be at hoam.
So… duz u cums here oftens?
GOTTA DANCE!!
I do. I reely do!
GOTTA PEE!!
Rly do…too much lolling!!
Kitteh in next pics has toylet – maybe he lets u use it
Dat splains all teh dancin!
mine!
noes, i gots it!
k, i gets it!
mine!
no it’s urs!
noes, u gets it!
mine!
*plop*
(cat-like outfielding detected)
ha ha ha…kittehs r on teh Boston R-Sox teem* (but dey be wairn’ white soxes…wut givs??)
*had ta say it, ‘cuz i r an indyuns fan! Go Tribe!!
Not tagged for “invisible” ??
Gelicul Kittehs r blak n wite,
Gelicul Kittehs r rathr tynee;
Gelicul Kittehs r meree n brite,
N plesnt 2 heer wen dey caterwal.
Gelicul Kittehs can has teh cheerfl faces,
Gelicul Kittehs can has teh brite blak eyez;
Dey like 2 practise der airs n graces
N wayt 4 teh Gelicul Moon 2 ryz.
Gelical Kittehs develops slowly
Gelical Kittehs iz not too bigs
Gelical Ketteh r rolypoly
Dey knoes hows 2 dansing a gavotte & a jig.
Ol’ Possum’s Book of Practical Cats!
um…pweese to splain “Gelicul?
An-gelicul, see?
I’m nawt shur this reelee helps – but this is waht Wikipedia says.
The name jellicle comes from a previously unpublished poem by Eliot entitled “Pollicle Dogs and Jellicle Cats”, where jellicle cats is a corruption of dear little cats and pollicle dogs of poor little dogs.
The original word is “Jellicle”. The poem is called “The Song Of The Jellicles”, from “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” by T.S. Eliot. The book was the inspiration for the musical “Cats”.
Kitteh Kat Fight Klub
Shhh! No tawk bout fight klub!
Purr kitty purr!
Disco infurno!
Purr kitty purr!
Purr teh mama down!
kittehs praktisin thare zomby wok fur hallu… hawwou… holo… gettin candy day.
“Braaaaanes…”
“hallu..hawwou…holo…gettin candy day”
aye lieks. bery phunee. win!1!
Stop waving those paws! Stop shaking that tail!
Be a cat! Scratch someone! Pounce someone! Bite someone’s finger!
Arnold doesn’t dance, he can barely walk!
Dis be sumting noo…teh Catsper Slyd Pawrt 2
…evrybodee clap ur pawz!
dese kittehs had been DANCIN QUEENS!!! onlee sebunteen!!! (weeks dat iz!!)
If ur bloo
n u dont noes
were 2 goes 2
y dont u goes
were fashun sitz
Puttin’ on teh kitz!
dose 2 tuxedo kittehs look like topper on gay weddin kake.
FAYUR!!!!!!!!!
…Whut? Am tryin 2 start panik. *shrug*
Can’t bleev nowun tryd dat.
Panik at teh Disco!
wite katz overbyte
…u needz danse lesins
giv mee danse lesins an if i dunt du et, i has no cheezburger
I IS CUMPETEING FUR CHEEZBURGER!!1!
Dis nex won iz “Cool fer Cats”!
I wuz tol Disco iz ded, it nevver comin bak to hurt nowun…
[shudders at memree uv parints dancin in da livin room, runs to turn awn Back in Black]
paco kittehz from teh ate-eez puttin on ze ritzez
See, this is what happens when Travolta gets you into that Scientology crap…
Not disco! Izza Time Warp!
Iz jussa jump to teh lef (der neh ner neh ner neh ner)
An tehna step to teh ri-i-i-ght…
I can has grate mynds tink alik? I wuz tinking ov teh Tym Warp aftr I shut down mah kyompooter.
Lets doo teh Tym Warp agin!
Whooooa, I’z turnin it looze, FOOTLOOZE
2nite I gotsa cut
Looze, footlooze
Kikz off ur Sundai Shooz!
Buenos dias,
O.k. Now this one? Is que briliante!
Thanks so much for sharing.
Con regard,
Tomato
lets twist agan lik we did las sumr
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
shake Ur bootie
Okays but i does it fur cheezburger
oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
tux required
mah catz ply like a planez