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I can has teh porcelin goddess.
Mah potty traynin
let me show u it
I has a hangova…. Plz to b bringin the pink botl
barf? Too much pleh!
Tina – I had just luked at “porcelin goddess” and mai eyes dropped to u and saw “Mah potty prayin. . .” I thot -well – taht fits nicelee.
unfortuhnatlee – i wuznt so clevar. I went wif traynin nawt prayin.
kitteh hangin on for dear life during tornado! safess spot.
eggsacktly wut i be finkin…
hole own leelt kitteh
iz gonna bee a ruff ryde
dem flying toylets can shore be scarree
Well, I wasn’t so clever either – I had a torn retina in my rite eye (now, thanks gooness, repaired), so little spots of – whatever – are often missing. I reelee DID thnk that’s what I saw – or, rather, I reelee did see that.
Oh – you know what i meen!
Sumtiemz, fings u *fink* u sees be bettrn fings wut ackshooly iz. Funneer, NEway.
Saem fing be troo for heering.
u are like sexy yo can i kiss u
Kitteh will no longer consume raw Habanero peppers while drinking Mescal.
My butt. Let me tell you of it’s pain.
that sounds like a lesson learned from personal experience lol
bwahahaha!
win!
owie owie OWIE
Iz dis a “Deer John” foto??
Nope, this is a “DEER GAWD!! MY CORNHOLE!!” foto.
Dun jes stand dere, hep meh howld lid doun. Sewor Gater tryin to git owt!
HALP!!! Pie-thang in toylet!!!!!1!!!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/17/2007-10-17_traumatized_by_7foot_python_that_showed_-1.html
taht is teh awsum.
Fang joo. Tooks mee mehneh try to ling.
sewor gater FTW
um, u menshun dis to bebee kitteh wat loss binky?
I means bout the no hev posable thums, binkie kitty dos hez.
whut yoo mean yoo gonna defyle mah thrown? no can has!
Last times U used mi thrown, iz couldnt breeve in here! MINE neber smellz dat bad. Stinky hooman! What crawled up in U and died!!!! Ewwww DO NOT WANT
Okey, Misstr “myne nevr smellz dat bad”–how do yoo splain da fact dat wen yoo hed for dat lil bocks of yourz, da hoominz and even da ovver kitturz flee da vicinity at toppest speed??? Methinks da kittur doth protest too muchly….
Kittun is protecting his comrades from the horrid stench of human waste by throwing himself on the proverbial grenade.
duznt kitteh know datz whut teh lever is for?
silleh kitteh, remoof teh stench kawsers an den worrie bout freshersizing teh air.
Kitteh no has posable fums, so pushin lever is verry difimicult.
Tell dat to Callisto! Hims used to sit on toylet seet n press leber wif hims paw, whyle watching watr go down hole. Hims wud sit der til ai closed lid cawse himz waz waystin LOTS ob watr. Himz was awlways intterberest in teh bafruum – sit in sink, watch water go down hole, press lber tyme apfer tyme ad nauseum! Ai miss himz fuzzee widdel fase.
PS as ai finish above commin, ad to ryte is fur “Envirolet waterless toilet”!!
Fuglee pink won pees wif oke seet. Sumwom needs interyor decorayter!
or exteryor dekorator, in dis case! an it lists awl teh places u cud use it, but it says “train.” Srsly? U gonna lug dat ting onna TRANE???
Plz not to be seatingz next to me, k?
i lyke “train” but da one dat made me LOL wuz “yurt”.
Oh, for a yurt, a kittur, and a watrless toylet.
Go stan in da corna!
LOL!
Yurts R kewl.
oh noes, my kitteh be worreed cuz i be cryingk wit da laffingk at toylets on yurts!! my roomeez say “july so stoopy, y u laff at yrts?” but i can’t be tawking wit da cryingk and da kitteh lickingk ma face!
google waterleakproblem kaneva video.
These peeps had incrdbul water bill, couldn’t find reason. Man stayed home sick one day and found reason
iz nawt so hard!
Gizmo flushin teh toilet
neds to gitz somof dat neu stuf…drops for water befors maks stinks.
curs mai lack uv opposable thumbs-
dey telled me dat ai wuznt suppozed to puke on da rugs, but den dey cuvvered da toylet! if ai didnt feel so nastie, aid puke on dems bed!
kitteh can has hangover?
Assoom teh pozishun!
Welcum to mah throne rume. I has a kitteh sized carpit, nyse and cool. I am kween of awl I surveh. No, u cannot hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Kitteh eeted teh ornj wun…pleh.
U can has tollet wehn u cleans my litterboxs
dat iz fair trayd…
kitteh has ruff nite. No laff. Hold hayr plzkthx.
poar bebbeh. aye hold ur harz bak whyle u barf. dats whut frenz iz 4
And always remember….a good friend will help you move….a REALLY good friend will help you move a body!
dats 1 simsilir to “A good friend will visit you in jail, but a REALLY good friend will be sitting along side you saying Damn, that was fun.”
cans sitz bai ketteh fren in da trone ruum and says dat.
vry nais to have bff to hold hear so yoo dont smell liek smellykat uonce yoo returnz to catnippy partey. Ays nows frm ekspeeriyunz
oh, kitteh, wat r dey feedin u?
freshman kitteh is doing it wrong
WIN
I goes to UF. Wes big partey skool. I did it wrong as a freshmen, too
plej kitteh no lawnger wants to joyn teh fraturnetee
Is mah toilet naow. U no can has! It are fuzzy and comfy and MINE!
Mine!
MINE!!! Notis hao coller blends nisely wif fuzzee lid cober!
MINE!
(Now can sumbuddy tell me wut it iz, an wut to do wif it?)
It not matter to kitteh. Kitteh must hab posseshun ob eberyfing in house, it not matter what it for. All for kitteh! MINE!
Ai’m a HAPpee mizer!
Wy u put nise fuzzy thing on dis part if not for me? U neber sitz on this part. Is mine.
whut is da fuzzeh ting for neways?
we neber hads wun of dose at mai hawse– ai has lawts and lawts uv littl bothers.
fuzzy ting iz part ov bafroom decerashuns. matchin lid kovur, rug 4 ur feetz, smal towls 4 ur hanz
Doan fergit TISHOO BOCKS CUVVER too!
Toylit MINE.
YOU yooz litterbocks if itz so gud.
stoopid hyoominz.
axshully…had roomie whut did dat once.
Him were drunked, got up to p, stedda goin to bafroom, he headed for noo kittur’s littrbocks.
Him an kittur hasn’t been on good terms never since–an dat was six YEERZ ago!
See, dis wut u git fur trying to meks ur WC all purdy an comfy. Spontaneeus kittehs!
*POOF*
“Hunny, dere’s anudder kitteh in teh clawsit…”
doooblahvaysay
moi peut avoir papier de toilette? Por favor?
(hmmm…wunders hao dey translated “share a skware” in Quebec…)
Ai can asked mai hubby, he’s quebecoise.
lolfrench ftw!
Dis eber lolfranish or lolspench
…Catalol
wayt. i canz have moar kittehs if ai goez to da targut stoar an get a fuzzey bloo ting???????
DO WANT!!!
Possessive Kitty
thinks that any carpeted
surface should be his.
I feelz liek dis afore…
das funneh…i yushully feelz like dis affer…
OMG, Flartus! Winwinwin!!
y tanks…i’s glad u like mah liddel silly commint. i can haz teh warm fuzzees?
Ob kors U kan haz teh wurm fuzzees! Shorrt fatt juwssee wuns! O, nawt wat U sed,
kthnxluvubai!
Dis wun closd for mayntenance kthx
plez to tawk quiet I has a hangover
I haz a eetin dizorder – iz baleemik, butt hafunt gott arown too hurlin yetz.
yeah, me too….I be onlee haf baleemik…..jus kant stanz to frow up!
Is mah toilet.
http://www.wannasmile.com
It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I wants to.
bery gud wun…win!1!
Toylet kitteh woan neber b ables ta git owt ov da rume –
Da hinj iz on da rong side ov da doar.
Kitteh pulls doar nob n iz trapped!
Halp!
Ai notised dat 2. Door shud open owt. N were is pikshur taker?? standin on sink???
Noo delux tylet seet cuvor!
OKAI, I HAZ TOYLET- NAO CAN HAS REAL-LET?
And I has to go pee!
Der b BEEG bush ryte nex to teh front door!
Ummm Mawm?
ummm…..I was um reeel kurius an so I was inna kichen….
and ummmm….well u noes dat lefovvur meety l0af inna fwidjeratur?
I JUS WANNED TO SEE IF IT FLAOTED!!!
I sorree Mawm. It duddnt flaot.
Yesh mawm. I gitz teh pelunjer
Hold tyte, Kitteh. ‘Thurrwize sum1 take.
I wonder when someone will come up with the “Oh Noes!!!1!!1 Sum1 took mah toylet!” lolcat.
Constipation cat …
is constipated.
Helps!
Plz to be getting me toylet roll… iz none left!
Ugh, no more tequila plz
…wut i do wif it?
dis flying carpet too damn small.
also dont have good altitude.
humans got gyped.
i wantz a new one.
OMG!!1! Dis berry win!
Holdz awn liek iz fling carpt 2!
flying carpet iz all outta ‘tude.
new carpet oar new hoomin?
BOF.
an a bottl o’genie fur teh wishins ov moar cheezburgers.
I haz wide stance?
laffs out loud…. T shuts thru nose…. Mah Tyger noes is amewsed, butt AH tink verry funneh!
Dis kitteh naut gay.
(Naut dat der is ennyfing rong wit dat)
Hims paw is facin daown – naut up.
Is kitteh tapping foots?
Nah, it ought to be:
“Toylet. I has it.”
Mah watr…went down teh hol
Watr kum back!
Teeny Toonz!
… if onlyee it wud stop spinnins … uuugh
urgh…mah tummeh r lurchin. spinnees r teh pleh!!!
UR DOING IT WRONG! That’s not how you “drive the porcelain bus” kitteh.
Bus driver! Move dat bus!!!
…and drops me off in Soberville. Hangyover town r teh SUK!
hangover
i has it.
and I thought MY bathroom was small…
Dis meybe watr klozet uv much bigga bathroom. Sos Aye kood put on make-ups wile hubby make big stinky.
Aye nowt smell big stinky. Hurray!
Dis b owld howse. C syz ob hinjs, muches paynt n panel door. Awlso casing b beree wyde. Dis B teenee tinee bafruum!
an a berry beeeg kitteh!!!
he fit in dere like an appel in a soop can!!!
2 kyewt!
or lyk a 15 lb kitteh in a 5 lb bocks!
Ai haz sine in mai bafruum dat a fren bowt meh. It is purrfect fur dis!!
“No parking during rush hour!”
I’ve also seen:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie, wipe the seat-y!
We had a neighbor who decorated her house (rather a lot) and had a Christmas toilet seat cover. I am not making this up. When the lid was down, Santa was smiling at you. When you lifted the lid, Santa had his eyes covered. I have never seen anything like it ever again.
Aue lubs dis sine:
Mai aim iz 2 keeps dis bathroom clene.
Youse aim wood helpz.
Wit betta spellings, uv korse
Finally, after much yowlingz and cursingz-under-breff, i put up sign in baffroom for ex-boyfrnd and his frenz. (also known as “plague of locusts”)…
PLEASE FLUSH. Yellow water is NOT okay!
Yoo knoez yr lyfe iz not in a good playce wen yoo gotsta hang sign like DAT in yr own home…
Ef iz yello, leev it mello…..
gentullmans, iff U sprinkkle wen U tinkle, pleze B nete & waipe teh seat.
Laydees, pleze 2 reayn seted durring entyre purrformanse.
Wee hadz dat inn R storre batroom.
His collar matches the seat cover and rug. Stylin’!
Kitteh naps on TOP ob toylet an nos dat teh rug unner toylet is NASTEEE!!!!
Srsly y peepul haz dat rug? No men type peeple inna howse??
dat r teh case in mah howse…
is it rilly dat hard fur the menses to hit teh target? Srsly, i’s wunnerin. Usded to share bafroom wif mah brudder; thot it wuz just hims beein lazy or haf aslepe.
i cans not anser teh kweschun as wuz aksd.
Teho, u so BAD!
So bad u is good.
…and dey say teh wimmins is confoosin!
1 uv mai kitteh tretes awl sawftee tings n da bathroom az litteh bocks.
no bath rugz 4 us!
nedez to paints target inside da toylet for the boys to aimz at
someone I knew (can’t remember who) potty trained her son by floating Cheerios in the bowl. When it was time to go potty, she told him to aim for and sink the little rings. Trained that kid like lightening!
I sees dat onna teevee show a looooong time ago. It wuz Ai buleeve a VERY short-lived show. It wuz a juge, she trew a buncha cheerios in toylet an sed “sink ‘em” . I laffed an laffed. Iffen Ai ebber haz boy-chillun dats how Ima gonna teech em.
u can has, kitteh.
we nots be steelin it.
…it be all minez nao. You can go wai kthx.
Haz de funnyz, funnyz videoz, goez to Googley Videooooz, searchez for – Obsessive Complusive Cat Flushing – n u willz seez de funneeeeest videooooz u evah seeez…
Dis b Callisto, but himz sat on seet wif won paw on leber, jus lukin down teh bowl!
Iz yourz kitteh??? Inze videeeoooo???
Oopsiez nevah mahnd, I has it. Hehe.
Ai wisht ai cud hab video of Callisto, but he wud hab eeten it. Hims awlways atakking VCR!!. Bles hiz widdel kitteh soul!
Soooo dizzee, must holdz on, keepz spinnin, maake stop spinnin,* pleh*
ur toitee was runnen…but I cauted it.
I luf floar…
I luf wall…
I luf toilet
affektionat cat is affektionat.
1 technicolor yawn… comin rite up!
an iz in da rite playce 4 it comin rite up!!!
Okey
U no foole mee n-ey-moar
I uzin dis insted ov bocks!
…Waer u putted tollet papr?
MINE!!!
my kitteh needs bidet. she has problems with da klingons sumtimes.
Oh hai why dis poty haz karpetings…
…pointeenz 2 Mekkas?
ah mus saiv my ghoulfish pool!
I iz not seen puppy… whyz u ask?
No more alcohol
I tink dat lazt burgerz wuz soy… Pleh.
Ai had cheezburger
Am laktos intollerint
Hangover kitteh sayz…they be stealin’ my toylet
Dis fuzzy toylet iz comfeh to mez
I haev Prince John n teh can
Is not lets hims owt
D’oh!
I can has *facepalm*?
I ment teh Prins Albrt.
No no, it werks bettar as prins Jon, prins of all toilits.
Ju shur is nawt Richard teh Turd?
…An i has 2 go baadd
good captions for dis:
toylet, I has it
Iz not yur toylet, iz mai happy place!
Mploieez only bitchiz!
Alternately,
U not can pee, u not paid ur penny.
U not can pee, u not payed ur penny.
Mai drivin, how iz it? All abored teh Wite Bus!
protecta cat iz protectun u frum openin teh toylet and diein of bad smell
NONE SHALL PASS
monorail cat needz tah pee.
my toylet-not yerz
lol i can has a drinks of water?
omg but i need toylet! no don’t sit upon me!
“I spendz day aftur Caturday… huggin toilet.”