Comments on: Holdz on!

By: Tori

Tori — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:02:33 +0000

LOL!! this is ma faaaaaave website!

By: Pweez

Pweez — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:55:03 +0000

Is it everyone is literate in lolspeak or just this site has a filter?

By: Taya

Taya — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:44:10 +0000

By teh tiem teh kitteh comes bak I will has freezed mah tail off! Will be Hoomin-sicle. An teh kitteh stick his noes in teh hole where meh was breavin. Stoopid kitteh! If u puts ur noes in dere, I not able to breave… Can nawt hold mah bref dat long

By: char

char — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:38:02 +0000

omg i hab one of those tableses!!!!111! kitty sticking hiz hed in the umbrella hole!!! i loled and stuff, it a glass table

By: Katherine

Katherine — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:57:20 +0000

R.I.P Gussy baby…

23/9/2005 – 4/9/2006

By: katherine

katherine — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:17:04 +0000

this is my kitten! he was playing on the table…….. looking through at us

By: katherine

katherine — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:46:58 +0000

glass top table people!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:49:04 +0000

wishes i wud have thot uf this when furst! iz funny

By: mizminh

mizminh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:36:25 +0000

glass ceiling cat is watching you network

By: Ninjahausfrau

Ninjahausfrau — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:15:33 +0000

Well cruds. Too minnee cheezburgers, eyez gets hevvy, brayne goez sleepz.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:30:00 +0000

OMG!!!! Busted in Kroger !!!

By: Nell-o

Nell-o — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:15:38 +0000

What exactly is going on in this picture?

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:53:40 +0000

jus remmemmer…yu kan tuna piano, butt yu kan’t tuna fish.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:52:03 +0000

shhhh….dis what we bee kallin suspindid disbeleef….yu no, purrtendin!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:49:58 +0000

No…dey spozed to turn RITE in Albekerkee…doan yu rememmemmer?

By: bev

bev — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:37:20 +0000

hey! burt an urnie refrints!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:34:35 +0000

Oh my, it was trulee an amazing site to bee hold….heds sploadin rite an lef….ooh, teh hugemanatee!!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:31:48 +0000

Dat has alwayz been mai favorit kwote!! I tried to splain it to teh COM, but he jus lookded at me funnee an smiled.

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:30:59 +0000

wupsie! hehe.

By: FloofyHat

FloofyHat — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:31:40 +0000

ZOMG! Heinlein ref FTW! Did not especk to finds Heinlein fanz on ICHC!

Naow I finks to meeselfs, ob coarse dey b here. Dese iz sum sofis…suphyz…smart peepuls.

By: Ninjahausfrau

Ninjahausfrau — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:49:54 +0000

Jacks. Is nebber lets goez Jacks.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:15:01 +0000

I nawt be EMT, tho dat be inneresting jorb. Mai frend be one, he gots all sorts of krayzee storees. I just sit at frunt desk of mai buildin, maek shur peeps be okie and dat nobunny who not supposed to be heer get thru mai lobby. I sorta combinayshun sekurity/info desk/emerjunsee handlr. It be gud jorb, gives me munnys to liv on whyl I’s in kolleg.
Followin amboolancez be much fun, speshully when da roads be rly bad (liek dey ar heer in Noo Orleenz). I drivin all fast keepin up wif frend (who in da amboolance havin an alerjik reakshun) an mai car is goin bompity-bompity-bomp-bompity-bomp-bomp!

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:03:37 +0000

Ur lolspeak iz fien! Iz no rong or riet.

Ai luffs teh pink pawpads. Bofe mai kittehs gots em, ebn tho wun be wite kitteh an odder wun be dark gray. Iz wun uv mai favrit kitteh feechurs.

By: LifeLover

LifeLover — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:51:09 +0000

He bee thinkn “maybe dis be bad idea” Whut U mean, I post to be on TOP of de ice?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:44:28 +0000

Nice story! U doesn’t has to be afraid of Greek fleas. Just Greek horses. Big wooden ones.

By: shyrcat

shyrcat — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:21:10 +0000

Ahem – steps into stoopy huminz typin – I was in Athens once and waiting for a cab. I sat on a wall and the cutest black kitteh walked over and inserted himself between my arm and my side and snuggled right down. I was a little afraid of Greek fleas but couldn’t resist the schmoozin. I wanted to pack him in my bag and fly him home but Customs was having none of it.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:43:00 +0000

i (stoopy human) luvz da bazil, mootzarlla, tmatoe combo, DO WANT but mine xclnt kitteh nomnomnomnomnom awl round grne stuf PLEH (xcpt catnp) adn red stuffs plehpleh adn leaves on da plaet. Den she goze adn chwz hous plnt.
She vry pcky . adn vry Americn. Mebee Eyetalyun kittehs mch more sophstc…uh suphistc,,, sophistiCATed

By: turbokitteh

turbokitteh — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:12:54 +0000

I wonce saw a webbsight aboot kittehs in Rome, they hev lotsa ferals but have gud TNR program. Dunno if still like thet, but i thot it wuz kewl.

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:55:06 +0000

Yesh, me too also. Heinlein had all hiz buttins. Bestest scripshun uv kittehs determinashun.

By: pdqinky

pdqinky — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:53:32 +0000

Anchofeez comes in BIG jar I founded. No moar lil tinz, u can has 16 OWNSIZ anchofeez!

By: Grammiekit

Grammiekit — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:41:46 +0000

Nika! me TOOOO ! Aldoe eye beez retor…retym…passed the tyme of de workiez and doan do my haff of de liftin nemowar. …mmm…lubbed dem amboolancez, dem reel good fun dribingz inna mountings of dey Rockies at 120 mph…yay! an BEEP BEEP ! Dey sounz like huuge cat startin a big catfight. YAY ! again. OH WELL timez no back to snoooozzzzzzzzz…z.z.z.z.z..

By: Wilf_brim

Wilf_brim — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:31:00 +0000

heinlien wuz big fren of deh kittehs. kitteh in Door into Summer wuz kewl, drank ginger ale. otter grate kitteh wuz in Cat Who Walks Through Walls. kitteh named Pixel. gate nam fur teh kitteh. bes heinlien kwote:

“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

iz truf.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:44:43 +0000

Welcom to ze exotik wurld ov undercee splorur Jacque Catsteau. Com wiz Jacques az we divez to ze brinee deep, in surch ov ze lolrus. We will try 2 loor ze lolrus wit dees bukkit.

By: Sabrina

Sabrina — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:39:12 +0000

Edmond kitteh is in Narnia when White Witch is making sure it always winter, nebber chrismas!

no Turkish Delight for you Edmond kitteh! u is in ice prizen nao!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:30:24 +0000

onlee if dey dont mis teh lef toorn in Albu…Albe…citee in Noo Meckseeco

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:27:58 +0000

Iz lotz betterz den sum stoopy angel gettin himz wingz…unless dey chikn wings nom-nom-nom…

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:01:50 +0000

Yah Door Into Summer, knot jus foar teh kitteh refrenz, but lurvs teh times travul refrenz. Is a muchly win stoary. All peeps what lurvs kittehs will grok it.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:26:12 +0000

Welkom bak!! I gotted tu see Italee wunce menny yeerz ago…I lubbed it berry muches (except for teh krazee drivers…whoa!) We ar happee yu ar home safe an sound!! Now tell us more!!!!!!!

By: lufflaff

lufflaff — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:15:25 +0000

mebbe iz takin it too serifouly, but izn’t dat kitteh sittin’ on tops of a glass patio table, lookin’ froo de umbrewwa hole? datz what it lookz like to mee. not ice.

iz sorry my lolspeak is so terrible…iz new to dis, but so happy to be here!

By: NathanaelB

NathanaelB — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:13:20 +0000

scubakitteh forget their scuba gear – oh oh

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:43:38 +0000

Halp is much appresheeaytd. I has furst ayd an CPR trainin, an mai jorb is pretteh much handlin emerjunsees in mai buildin–peeps get sick, drink too much, fall down go boom, or braek teh roolz, etc etc etc–when I workin, I taeks care of it. Also did lotsa volunteer wurk at a nursin hoam in hi skool. I iz also much eckspeereeyensed wif squeeing over teh kyoot an potenshun sied effects.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:37:11 +0000

Yay! We’s glad yu bak, cannot wayt to heer moar storees!

By: seasalt

seasalt — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:16:02 +0000

Deminshuns kitteh iz…

…fuxing yor dimunshunz.

By: Mary

Mary — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:02:02 +0000

Kitteh is makingz sure we do not put stoopy umbrellas on table! They is unnatra- unkatraf- kataafu- not purty.

By: Mary

Mary — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:54:29 +0000

Coz everee tyme a bell ringz, a kitteh getz him cheezeburger!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:25:14 +0000

Thanks, patticlan – we shur cud use ur halp. ManfredMom is expereicned, butt I ownlee spent wun day during High School (Future Nurses Club) at teh horsepital halping out and sayed – Nopes – nawt fur mee. I has teh queasee stomach.

Wud be nyce to have sumwun hoo reelee knows whut tehy are doing. Corse, I don’t know about teh rest ov teh staff – heds were splorting awl over an we just had to do whut had to be dun withawt askin eny questshuns!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:12:49 +0000

Kitteh tryin to pay fer hiz items at convenience stor in high crimez area, can’t make clerk unnerstand kittnglish.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:09:38 +0000

it deepends on how fass dey get to Tumcumcarrie New Mexico

an flush awl de toylets in de Denney’s dat make de pipes rumble an de walls shake

so awl de truckers sitting at de counter laffs wen dey see dem com owt de baffroom.

lots of syphering ta figures dis owt !

By: greasycat

greasycat — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:08:00 +0000

Monorail kittehs ob course

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:04:04 +0000

ooooh dis kitteh iz liek 15 lb kitteh. he sink taht he can fit sum wher he cannoh. sum wun shud start kitteh rehab for teh kittehs wif teh weit ishues?