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blub, blub blub (translatied= kthxbai)
nooooo no bai, u stay puleeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!111
noes ne water. glas or plastical has pattern on itz, gibs illilu..illu…maks it luks laik water. Ketteh playing games wit stoopy hoomin.
Harry Houdini kitteh scape tru da eyce lookin for
Ehm stuckz and can’t getz out!
Lorus kitteh iz fishin tru da eyce!
He bee thinkn “maybe dis be bad idea” Whut U mean, I post to be on TOP of de ice?
pleeez, kitteh – - do NOT goes icefishin no moar!!! i gibes u as meny cheezburgers u can nom-nom. just no moar icefishin!! pleez.
Bravest lolkitteh, many thx for the halp. Nao run befour the icies closes up arounds your noeses!1!
ai kin fit tru dis, no prahblem, watch dis!
Heer fishee, fishee, fishee!
hey! burt an urnie refrints!
heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrs Johnny (Kat)
Dun go into teh lyte!!!!
Dis masage tabl kleer.
evybudy cans sees me wit no cloze troo it!
Plz 2 Hurree b4 por fisheh drownz.
Dey say “ennywere teh wiskurs can go, teh cat can go” but I’m nosso sure…
Iz back!!! 12 wundrful dayz in Italee. Onli saw 2 kittehs! One a beautiful boy kitteh dat did a vry gud job of not being run ober by our tour coach. (Iz yelling at the drivr to stop!!!) Kitteh got away fine!
Second kitteh vry streetwize tabbie in Rome. NO WANT 2 mak frindz wid strange lady sayin “hi kitteh, kitteh” But kitteh lukked vry well fed, so Iz not worried.
So I seed 2 kittehs & have 3 cute postcards of kittehs (cannot show 2 cheezburgr frindz Bcause picktures “copywritted.”
Luved deh trip. Now happee 2 b home wid my kittehs & beggin their forgibness 4 leeving them home wid just someone 2 come & feed dem.
Welcome back HB!! Lots of nu cheezfrenz heer n lots of funneh. Glad u hadz gud trip & gotz bak safe!
duz Eyetalun kittehs prefurr cheezpitzah over cheezbrgrs?
furr instants, duz day says: Icanhas cheezpitzah?
Wit jus basil and tomatos adn motzerellas plzkthnksbai.
Ican has anchofees plz? kthx
Anchofeez comes in BIG jar I founded. No moar lil tinz, u can has 16 OWNSIZ anchofeez!
dis good furr humans, but kittehs prefurr katnyp and steenky fish wif chzpeetza, me thinx.
But basil and tomatos adn motzerellas iz wut Italians putz on dier pitzas.
So izn’t dat wut Italian kitteh puts?
i (stoopy human) luvz da bazil, mootzarlla, tmatoe combo, DO WANT but mine xclnt kitteh nomnomnomnomnom awl round grne stuf PLEH (xcpt catnp) adn red stuffs plehpleh adn leaves on da plaet. Den she goze adn chwz hous plnt.
She vry pcky . adn vry Americn. Mebee Eyetalyun kittehs mch more sophstc…uh suphistc,,, sophistiCATed
Glad yoo bak, HB! Yoo misst da big Splortathon a fyoo days ago, but we gawt froo dat ok! Much reeds to ketch up awn, but yoo needa schmoo an snuggle yoor babeez furst.
Glad yoo had fun!!!
Splortathon !!!!!!! FTW
Oh my, it was trulee an amazing site to bee hold….heds sploadin rite an lef….ooh, teh hugemanatee!!
hao viri luverly fur Yoo dear! miny happi exclamtions ov joifoolniss! hope u had mini grate nom nom nomz ( ah heerz deh iz famus fur that der : )
Yay! We’s glad yu bak, cannot wayt to heer moar storees!
Welkom bak!! I gotted tu see Italee wunce menny yeerz ago…I lubbed it berry muches (except for teh krazee drivers…whoa!) We ar happee yu ar home safe an sound!! Now tell us more!!!!!!!
I wonce saw a webbsight aboot kittehs in Rome, they hev lotsa ferals but have gud TNR program. Dunno if still like thet, but i thot it wuz kewl.
Ahem – steps into stoopy huminz typin – I was in Athens once and waiting for a cab. I sat on a wall and the cutest black kitteh walked over and inserted himself between my arm and my side and snuggled right down. I was a little afraid of Greek fleas but couldn’t resist the schmoozin. I wanted to pack him in my bag and fly him home but Customs was having none of it.
Nice story! U doesn’t has to be afraid of Greek fleas. Just Greek horses. Big wooden ones.
China Cat lulz
Whut yu meen I hasta sign in…
I gots no tumbs to hold da pensel.
I sees whut yr doin in dat showr.
Kitteh diskubburrz
Tranz Dimmennshunnill Doar. Canz
Kitteh fitz froo itz?
Kitteh no canz fitz
whisskurrz froo…. Yet!.. Wunce datz dun.
T3h resst iz eeezee
Uddurr dimmenshun
koodz B much “Pleh!”. Oarz a playse
wayrz Kittehz raynz Soopreem!
Jack.
Teh Gardiuns of teh Tranz Dimmennshunnill Doar am gonna get bery tyrd of lettn teh kitteh in an owt an in an owt an in an owt and in an owt…
Da rum tum tugger iz a curious cat
Four wen youze letz me in den I wanna getz out.
I alwayz on de wrong side uv ebrydoor
Az soon as Aye at home, den Aye liek to get about
Aye liek to lie in a byuroh dror
Butt Aye makes such a fuss if Aye can’t get out
CATS ref FTW!!
Remins meh ov mah most favoritest of kitteh stoarees Iz Door Into Summer. Win
kitteh iz pertonious da arbitrater lookn fur da door ntew summer !
oh hai wi thoght da saem ting!
Yah Door Into Summer, knot jus foar teh kitteh refrenz, but lurvs teh times travul refrenz. Is a muchly win stoary. All peeps what lurvs kittehs will grok it.
heinlien wuz big fren of deh kittehs. kitteh in Door into Summer wuz kewl, drank ginger ale. otter grate kitteh wuz in Cat Who Walks Through Walls. kitteh named Pixel. gate nam fur teh kitteh. bes heinlien kwote:
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
iz truf.
ZOMG! Heinlein ref FTW! Did not especk to finds Heinlein fanz on ICHC!
Naow I finks to meeselfs, ob coarse dey b here. Dese iz sum sofis…suphyz…smart peepuls.
Dat has alwayz been mai favorit kwote!! I tried to splain it to teh COM, but he jus lookded at me funnee an smiled.
Yesh, me too also. Heinlein had all hiz buttins. Bestest scripshun uv kittehs determinashun.
Iff Aye’s b waitin til kitteh gets halps, Ayez be longy gonny.
Kitteh’s jus wait fur mez 2 freeze. Den he haz pepple-sikal.
By teh tiem teh kitteh comes bak I will has freezed mah tail off! Will be Hoomin-sicle. An teh kitteh stick his noes in teh hole where meh was breavin. Stoopid kitteh! If u puts ur noes in dere, I not able to breave… Can nawt hold mah bref dat long
baby jessica is trapped in the well !!!
timmy – run go get help, fluffy!!
fluffy – what? you fink i am lassie maybe? i no go-fur goggie. i iz supervizr. i tell you what to do. i iz in charj. iz now nap tyme. den cheezburgr tyme. den snorgle time. din maybe i play wif u.
I noe! Mebbe the Lolrus can halp!
Lolrus! O, Lolrus! Emergencee!
Uh oh. Him sez he can onlee halp if sumwun fiynds himz bukkit.
Dat cud tayk a wile. I hopes yoo can holdz yr breff.
We cud spare a bukkit frum the Hed Splort Recovery Center. Now taht moar peepl r wearin the Purrsonal Purrtkshun Chicken Hed Rubber Glub (wif the drawing awn it), purrhaps we won’t be needing so meny.
ICHC be dangeriss in ways u never wud think of. Tonite after werk I stopped at grossery store near mah offiss to get some, well, grosseries. I wents down teh isle called “Things to Cleen Ur Howse Wif” and started laffin when I seed teh display of Playtecks Libbing Glubs. So many chikken heds! I felt stoopy enough for laffing like a goofwoman for no apparent reason but then I heard someone say “O hai, lolcatburglar! How u is?” It was mah boss! I rly felt stoopy then.
OMG!!!! Busted in Kroger !!!
o j~! ur joke is sew funni! has n e wun sayed owt loud that the head splort recoveri center iz jest brrriilllent?veri extra sooper winz. : )
Ai gotz to figgers out weer to getz 1 ob dem Purrsomal Purrtkshun Chicken Hed Rubber Glub (wif the drawing awn it). I gotz teh duck tape n teh electrisical black tape thems berry gud stufs 2…that teh 1 my son awaz laiked. (Himz cross the bridge 8 yeers go).
Teh plastical rap onlez werks a littel. holdz teh bleachies on harez but not kepez hed from as splodin.
iffin ais heer, I will heps wif cleanup or horsepital (retired RN)
kthnksbai
Thanks, patticlan – we shur cud use ur halp. ManfredMom is expereicned, butt I ownlee spent wun day during High School (Future Nurses Club) at teh horsepital halping out and sayed – Nopes – nawt fur mee. I has teh queasee stomach.
Wud be nyce to have sumwun hoo reelee knows whut tehy are doing. Corse, I don’t know about teh rest ov teh staff – heds were splorting awl over an we just had to do whut had to be dun withawt askin eny questshuns!
Halp is much appresheeaytd. I has furst ayd an CPR trainin, an mai jorb is pretteh much handlin emerjunsees in mai buildin–peeps get sick, drink too much, fall down go boom, or braek teh roolz, etc etc etc–when I workin, I taeks care of it. Also did lotsa volunteer wurk at a nursin hoam in hi skool. I iz also much eckspeereeyensed wif squeeing over teh kyoot an potenshun sied effects.
Nika! me TOOOO ! Aldoe eye beez retor…retym…passed the tyme of de workiez and doan do my haff of de liftin nemowar. …mmm…lubbed dem amboolancez, dem reel good fun dribingz inna mountings of dey Rockies at 120 mph…yay! an BEEP BEEP ! Dey sounz like huuge cat startin a big catfight. YAY ! again. OH WELL timez no back to snoooozzzzzzzzz…z.z.z.z.z..
I nawt be EMT, tho dat be inneresting jorb. Mai frend be one, he gots all sorts of krayzee storees. I just sit at frunt desk of mai buildin, maek shur peeps be okie and dat nobunny who not supposed to be heer get thru mai lobby. I sorta combinayshun sekurity/info desk/emerjunsee handlr. It be gud jorb, gives me munnys to liv on whyl I’s in kolleg.
Followin amboolancez be much fun, speshully when da roads be rly bad (liek dey ar heer in Noo Orleenz). I drivin all fast keepin up wif frend (who in da amboolance havin an alerjik reakshun) an mai car is goin bompity-bompity-bomp-bompity-bomp-bomp!
Jorj Baylee kitteh iz goan sayv hiz brudder Hary but iz goan hav bum eer foar rest uv hiz lyf.
Frank Capra kitteh is Capra-esque
ZOOZOOZ PEDDLOLS!
I kin haz dreem lyfe?
Itz a Wunnerful Nine Lives
Iz a Wunnerful Lyfe.
Da othr eight–not so grate axually.
I wish I has a millyun dollarz! HOT DAWG
Coz everee tyme a bell ringz, a kitteh getz him cheezeburger!!
Iz lotz betterz den sum stoopy angel gettin himz wingz…unless dey chikn wings nom-nom-nom…
Reskew kitteh is gonna save uz.
Flee collr not wurkin?
hey! i see dem pinkie toeses!! we wuz just tawkin (ok I wus just tawkin) bout behbeh pinkie toeses – an heres growed up kitteh toeses in pink.
sooo keywt, ebn awk growed up.
karfel kitteh, iss not teh gud to opun teh eiz undar watur. mite git infec…infehk…bad jerms in eizes.
aye suppoze dat iz possibible. Butt watr lookses cleans and clears and colds! Nowt manys jermies in watrs like dats.
duz not want to tink about “butt watr”.
Infinite pleh.
butt watr be in da last pic…
thankful butt watr be kofferd bai bleu fuzzlies and protectif kitteh…
only goggies tink dat butt watr is guud… an dats whai dey alwheys has heds in butt watr.
mah behbeh kitteh (still behbeh, even when 9 year old, will always be mah behbeh) has teh pink toesies wif teh little black splotches on teh extra toes. she is teh hemmingway kitteh wif teh thumbs.
is kinda sad to has just one kitteh of my own….I is an auntie to about 13 kittehs…the behbehs that my bestfriends/sisters has..teh grey tiger babies are 11 and 12…and mai ovver friend has one. i is the auntie dat spoils teh kittehs, i come over a couple tiemz a week (always caturday when auntie come to visit!!) and i brings teh new toys and teh nips and teh guushey fud…but soon i will has another behbeh kitteh of mine own….just has to move first. then…BEHBEHS!!! i can has little orphan from teh humane society?
Yes m_m, orpanz frum hyoomayn sosyetee iz teh bestest kyne!
wenz u moobs, ai lens u mop n bukkit n teh chikin glub wif teh drwings on it frum KYOOT KRASH KART to protek ur branes n cleen up awl your SPLORTS! (noes cayr hao well u protek urselb, bebeh kiitehs noes hao to sneek up on u wif der terminel kyootness!
terminel kyootness?!? i can has lolradiashuns? we will be moobin in few monfs, we can has more moniez firs….dat one affer zero but afore two…ahemzzz….den it bees off to teh hoomain scietiez for teh new behbehs!! Mai mommy wants anuffer border collie, and i wood liek another kitteh. all our behbehs is rescuez, is really only way to go. go save a life!
ah wood hav stayed up awl nite if id noewn how to save a lyfe
thumbs dat be not posable, but dey shore can tells gud storries !!
Rose kitteh sez: ” I neber lets go Jack! O crap I lets go. Jack, u down dere?
Wen Aye saws Titanic four de firs . . .umm, time befour second, it waz at da part where de Rose sayz “Jack! Jack!” Adn dis little kiddeh in da front sayz “Jack!” We awls laffin!
Cants be watchin dat sene witowt finkin of dat.
And I nooooooo taht mai hart will go onnnnnnnnnnnn…
U no, mebbe frowing dat necklas down dere wuz not such graet idea, ackshully.
YEA! WUT DA HELK WUZ SHI TINKIN!
Kweshions:
Iz kitteh in da watr lookin ups? Oar iz peppels in da watr wit da kitteh lookin down?
Iz purshepshon test!
Aye flunks.
If a kitteh on Track A be gowin 10 mylez an owr, and a kitteh on Track B be gowin 4 mylez an owr, hao manee cheezburgrs will tehy eet in Albekerkee?
thurdiseben!
wenz dey bofs getz to alcuburkee, deys can haz awl dey waunts.
Monorail kittehs ob course
No…dey spozed to turn RITE in Albekerkee…doan yu rememmemmer?
it deepends on how fass dey get to Tumcumcarrie New Mexico
an flush awl de toylets in de Denney’s dat make de pipes rumble an de walls shake
so awl de truckers sitting at de counter laffs wen dey see dem com owt de baffroom.
lots of syphering ta figures dis owt !
onlee if dey dont mis teh lef toorn in Albu…Albe…citee in Noo Meckseeco
mebbe iz takin it too serifouly, but izn’t dat kitteh sittin’ on tops of a glass patio table, lookin’ froo de umbrewwa hole? datz what it lookz like to mee. not ice.
iz sorry my lolspeak is so terrible…iz new to dis, but so happy to be here!
Ur lolspeak iz fien! Iz no rong or riet.
Ai luffs teh pink pawpads. Bofe mai kittehs gots em, ebn tho wun be wite kitteh an odder wun be dark gray. Iz wun uv mai favrit kitteh feechurs.
shhhh….dis what we bee kallin suspindid disbeleef….yu no, purrtendin!
kitteh sees de beeg toona an habs stars *kist* in his eyes.
hear tooney, tooney, tooney fish….
juz coms a leetle closur an i’ll gibs u a beeg kiss.
den kitteh laments his lak of posable tums with which he cud hold de
deep sea fishingz rud.
tooney no inturested in kitteh kisses.
*sigh*
Tunas be biggy biggy fishes.
I be moar scared of tooney fish eeting mai kittehs!
dat uz wai purrrti Lbeeeze : )
thx foar ur kindiness !!
jus remmemmer…yu kan tuna piano, butt yu kan’t tuna fish.
One adult plz, fur Milo n Otis.
Aye lubs Milo adn Otis!
“Aye am a gog.”
“Butt deeps downs insides, we awl katz, right?”
Lulz
Ceiling Cat looks down on female workers!
(I’m not being sexist here, I’m making fun of the ‘glass ceiling’ and… yeh. that)
Yea he looks daown dere shirtz at dere cleevage.
WHAADDA PERV!
Oar iz it Cellar Kat looking ups at da famale workers?
Looking ups deir skirts!
HOLEE SHNYKEES!
Ur in a reel pikkel aint’cha?
How’d u gitz doawn dere froo dis lil bitee holee?
WOT? Ur turnin bloo!
OH YEA ! Hep. I gitz it.
Hello? Are u talkin to me?
Helpful cat is….
er….
umz….
be in needinz of zee helpz nao? kthx?
magik mirror, tell meh today, haff all mai frens had fun at play?
i can be seein scotty an kimberly an julie an jimmy an marcie an . . .
wow. good ole rompur room!
Kitteh’s Quote:
DUUUHHHHRRRRR! I has uh Taybul.
LOL
ooooh dis kitteh iz liek 15 lb kitteh. he sink taht he can fit sum wher he cannoh. sum wun shud start kitteh rehab for teh kittehs wif teh weit ishues?
Kitteh tryin to pay fer hiz items at convenience stor in high crimez area, can’t make clerk unnerstand kittnglish.
Kitteh is makingz sure we do not put stoopy umbrellas on table! They is unnatra- unkatraf- kataafu- not purty.
Deminshuns kitteh iz…
…fuxing yor dimunshunz.
scubakitteh forget their scuba gear – oh oh
Edmond kitteh is in Narnia when White Witch is making sure it always winter, nebber chrismas!
no Turkish Delight for you Edmond kitteh! u is in ice prizen nao!
Welcom to ze exotik wurld ov undercee splorur Jacque Catsteau. Com wiz Jacques az we divez to ze brinee deep, in surch ov ze lolrus. We will try 2 loor ze lolrus wit dees bukkit.
Jacks. Is nebber lets goez Jacks.
wupsie! hehe.
Well cruds. Too minnee cheezburgers, eyez gets hevvy, brayne goez sleepz.
What exactly is going on in this picture?
this is my kitten! he was playing on the table…….. looking through at us
glass ceiling cat is watching you network
wishes i wud have thot uf this when furst! iz funny
glass top table people!!!
R.I.P Gussy baby…
23/9/2005 – 4/9/2006
omg i hab one of those tableses!!!!111! kitty sticking hiz hed in the umbrella hole!!! i loled and stuff, it a glass table
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