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capped and submitted by: kat
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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blub, blub blub (translatied= kthxbai)
nooooo no bai, u stay puleeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!111
noes ne water. glas or plastical has pattern on itz, gibs illilu..illu…maks it luks laik water. Ketteh playing games wit stoopy hoomin.
Harry Houdini kitteh scape tru da eyce lookin for
Ehm stuckz and can’t getz out!
Lorus kitteh iz fishin tru da eyce!
He bee thinkn “maybe dis be bad idea” Whut U mean, I post to be on TOP of de ice?
pleeez, kitteh - - do NOT goes icefishin no moar!!! i gibes u as meny cheezburgers u can nom-nom. just no moar icefishin!! pleez.
Bravest lolkitteh, many thx for the halp. Nao run befour the icies closes up arounds your noeses!1!
ai kin fit tru dis, no prahblem, watch dis!
Heer fishee, fishee, fishee!
hey! burt an urnie refrints!
heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrs Johnny (Kat)
Dun go into teh lyte!!!!
Dis masage tabl kleer.
evybudy cans sees me wit no cloze troo it!
Plz 2 Hurree b4 por fisheh drownz.
Dey say “ennywere teh wiskurs can go, teh cat can go” but I’m nosso sure…
Iz back!!! 12 wundrful dayz in Italee. Onli saw 2 kittehs! One a beautiful boy kitteh dat did a vry gud job of not being run ober by our tour coach. (Iz yelling at the drivr to stop!!!) Kitteh got away fine!
Second kitteh vry streetwize tabbie in Rome. NO WANT 2 mak frindz wid strange lady sayin “hi kitteh, kitteh” But kitteh lukked vry well fed, so Iz not worried.
So I seed 2 kittehs & have 3 cute postcards of kittehs (cannot show 2 cheezburgr frindz Bcause picktures “copywritted.”
Luved deh trip. Now happee 2 b home wid my kittehs & beggin their forgibness 4 leeving them home wid just someone 2 come & feed dem.
Welcome back HB!! Lots of nu cheezfrenz heer n lots of funneh. Glad u hadz gud trip & gotz bak safe!
duz Eyetalun kittehs prefurr cheezpitzah over cheezbrgrs?
furr instants, duz day says: Icanhas cheezpitzah?
Wit jus basil and tomatos adn motzerellas plzkthnksbai.
Ican has anchofees plz? kthx
Anchofeez comes in BIG jar I founded. No moar lil tinz, u can has 16 OWNSIZ anchofeez!
dis good furr humans, but kittehs prefurr katnyp and steenky fish wif chzpeetza, me thinx.
But basil and tomatos adn motzerellas iz wut Italians putz on dier pitzas.
So izn’t dat wut Italian kitteh puts?
i (stoopy human) luvz da bazil, mootzarlla, tmatoe combo, DO WANT but mine xclnt kitteh nomnomnomnomnom awl round grne stuf PLEH (xcpt catnp) adn red stuffs plehpleh adn leaves on da plaet. Den she goze adn chwz hous plnt.
She vry pcky . adn vry Americn. Mebee Eyetalyun kittehs mch more sophstc…uh suphistc,,, sophistiCATed
Glad yoo bak, HB! Yoo misst da big Splortathon a fyoo days ago, but we gawt froo dat ok! Much reeds to ketch up awn, but yoo needa schmoo an snuggle yoor babeez furst.
Glad yoo had fun!!!
Splortathon !!!!!!! FTW
Oh my, it was trulee an amazing site to bee hold….heds sploadin rite an lef….ooh, teh hugemanatee!!
hao viri luverly fur Yoo dear! miny happi exclamtions ov joifoolniss! hope u had mini grate nom nom nomz ( ah heerz deh iz famus fur that der : )
Yay! We’s glad yu bak, cannot wayt to heer moar storees!
Welkom bak!! I gotted tu see Italee wunce menny yeerz ago…I lubbed it berry muches (except for teh krazee drivers…whoa!) We ar happee yu ar home safe an sound!! Now tell us more!!!!!!!
I wonce saw a webbsight aboot kittehs in Rome, they hev lotsa ferals but have gud TNR program. Dunno if still like thet, but i thot it wuz kewl.
Ahem - steps into stoopy huminz typin - I was in Athens once and waiting for a cab. I sat on a wall and the cutest black kitteh walked over and inserted himself between my arm and my side and snuggled right down. I was a little afraid of Greek fleas but couldn’t resist the schmoozin. I wanted to pack him in my bag and fly him home but Customs was having none of it.
Nice story! U doesn’t has to be afraid of Greek fleas. Just Greek horses. Big wooden ones.
China Cat lulz
Whut yu meen I hasta sign in…
I gots no tumbs to hold da pensel.
I sees whut yr doin in dat showr.
Kitteh diskubburrz
Tranz Dimmennshunnill Doar. Canz
Kitteh fitz froo itz?
Kitteh no canz fitz
whisskurrz froo…. Yet!.. Wunce datz dun.
T3h resst iz eeezee
Uddurr dimmenshun
koodz B much “Pleh!”. Oarz a playse
wayrz Kittehz raynz Soopreem!
Jack.
Teh Gardiuns of teh Tranz Dimmennshunnill Doar am gonna get bery tyrd of lettn teh kitteh in an owt an in an owt an in an owt and in an owt…
Da rum tum tugger iz a curious cat
Four wen youze letz me in den I wanna getz out.
I alwayz on de wrong side uv ebrydoor
Az soon as Aye at home, den Aye liek to get about
Aye liek to lie in a byuroh dror
Butt Aye makes such a fuss if Aye can’t get out
CATS ref FTW!!
Remins meh ov mah most favoritest of kitteh stoarees Iz Door Into Summer. Win
kitteh iz pertonious da arbitrater lookn fur da door ntew summer !
oh hai wi thoght da saem ting!
Yah Door Into Summer, knot jus foar teh kitteh refrenz, but lurvs teh times travul refrenz. Is a muchly win stoary. All peeps what lurvs kittehs will grok it.
heinlien wuz big fren of deh kittehs. kitteh in Door into Summer wuz kewl, drank ginger ale. otter grate kitteh wuz in Cat Who Walks Through Walls. kitteh named Pixel. gate nam fur teh kitteh. bes heinlien kwote:
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
iz truf.
ZOMG! Heinlein ref FTW! Did not especk to finds Heinlein fanz on ICHC!
Naow I finks to meeselfs, ob coarse dey b here. Dese iz sum sofis…suphyz…smart peepuls.
Dat has alwayz been mai favorit kwote!! I tried to splain it to teh COM, but he jus lookded at me funnee an smiled.
Yesh, me too also. Heinlein had all hiz buttins. Bestest scripshun uv kittehs determinashun.
Iff Aye’s b waitin til kitteh gets halps, Ayez be longy gonny.
Kitteh’s jus wait fur mez 2 freeze. Den he haz pepple-sikal.
By teh tiem teh kitteh comes bak I will has freezed mah tail off! Will be Hoomin-sicle. An teh kitteh stick his noes in teh hole where meh was breavin. Stoopid kitteh! If u puts ur noes in dere, I not able to breave… Can nawt hold mah bref dat long
baby jessica is trapped in the well !!!
timmy - run go get help, fluffy!!
fluffy - what? you fink i am lassie maybe? i no go-fur goggie. i iz supervizr. i tell you what to do. i iz in charj. iz now nap tyme. den cheezburgr tyme. den snorgle time. din maybe i play wif u.
I noe! Mebbe the Lolrus can halp!
Lolrus! O, Lolrus! Emergencee!
Uh oh. Him sez he can onlee halp if sumwun fiynds himz bukkit.
Dat cud tayk a wile. I hopes yoo can holdz yr breff.
We cud spare a bukkit frum the Hed Splort Recovery Center. Now taht moar peepl r wearin the Purrsonal Purrtkshun Chicken Hed Rubber Glub (wif the drawing awn it), purrhaps we won’t be needing so meny.
ICHC be dangeriss in ways u never wud think of. Tonite after werk I stopped at grossery store near mah offiss to get some, well, grosseries. I wents down teh isle called “Things to Cleen Ur Howse Wif” and started laffin when I seed teh display of Playtecks Libbing Glubs. So many chikken heds! I felt stoopy enough for laffing like a goofwoman for no apparent reason but then I heard someone say “O hai, lolcatburglar! How u is?” It was mah boss! I rly felt stoopy then.
OMG!!!! Busted in Kroger !!!
o j~! ur joke is sew funni! has n e wun sayed owt loud that the head splort recoveri center iz jest brrriilllent?veri extra sooper winz. : )
Ai gotz to figgers out weer to getz 1 ob dem Purrsomal Purrtkshun Chicken Hed Rubber Glub (wif the drawing awn it). I gotz teh duck tape n teh electrisical black tape thems berry gud stufs 2…that teh 1 my son awaz laiked. (Himz cross the bridge 8 yeers go).
Teh plastical rap onlez werks a littel. holdz teh bleachies on harez but not kepez hed from as splodin.
iffin ais heer, I will heps wif cleanup or horsepital (retired RN)
kthnksbai
Thanks, patticlan - we shur cud use ur halp. ManfredMom is expereicned, butt I ownlee spent wun day during High School (Future Nurses Club) at teh horsepital halping out and sayed - Nopes - nawt fur mee. I has teh queasee stomach.
Wud be nyce to have sumwun hoo reelee knows whut tehy are doing. Corse, I don’t know about teh rest ov teh staff - heds were splorting awl over an we just had to do whut had to be dun withawt askin eny questshuns!
Halp is much appresheeaytd. I has furst ayd an CPR trainin, an mai jorb is pretteh much handlin emerjunsees in mai buildin–peeps get sick, drink too much, fall down go boom, or braek teh roolz, etc etc etc–when I workin, I taeks care of it. Also did lotsa volunteer wurk at a nursin hoam in hi skool. I iz also much eckspeereeyensed wif squeeing over teh kyoot an potenshun sied effects.
Nika! me TOOOO ! Aldoe eye beez retor…retym…passed the tyme of de workiez and doan do my haff of de liftin nemowar. …mmm…lubbed dem amboolancez, dem reel good fun dribingz inna mountings of dey Rockies at 120 mph…yay! an BEEP BEEP ! Dey sounz like huuge cat startin a big catfight. YAY ! again. OH WELL timez no back to snoooozzzzzzzzz…z.z.z.z.z..