breakfast cat
is nutritious breakfast
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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NOEStritious!
poor kitteh.
i wood nebber eatz u.
mees neither. I cud never stick a spoon in u!
Sommbuddy waz so hungree dey ate eers awreddy!
plz to nawt be eatin meh - i r nawt tastee or nootrishus kthnxbai
I do NOT has a flavur
Teh lil bebbeh luz yu so muches dat he is jus keepin yur serial boal warm till yu ar reddee tu uze it! Thotful lil kitten!
I dood an OMG face lak it bee satire.
Dat made no sense, did it.
Dat bee winnun lubblee.
thx
n wat bout dese bredded chinchillas? Wud u eet dem fur brekfest?
weshow.com/us/p/18631/chinchillas_taking_a_bath
i fink i wud not … dey re so cute …
if u wud, wich recipe wud u prepare wif de flour and de chinchilas? maybe u put some milk it cud iz a good cake, yah? LOL
I is not vegetarian.. Letz get dat out in teh opun. I is week.
BUT…
U noe, I hab been tinkin. Long time. Anyting wit a face.
An den, tings dat drink milk. Tings dat cling to mommehs. Tings dat need securiteh and lub.
Mebbee wee shud bee re-tinkin dis sitchuashun.
Shud wee reely bee eetin dem?
I not blamin aneewun persun cuz I doo it too.
Jus sharin my recent tots.
Hope I not make anywun angree.
Hope nobodee tinks I am troll.
kthxbai.
N wat bout dese bredded chinchillas? Dis video “chinchillas taking a bath” at WeShow iz very nice.
Wud u eet dem fur brekfest?
i fink i wud not … dey re so cute …
if u wud, wich recipe wud u prepare wif de flour and de chinchilas? maybe u put some milk it cud iz a good cake, yah? LOL
I maded yoo sum eggs fer brekfest…
Now I r tryin too hach dem!
Brilliant I love this
woot?
i NO doed has alphabetical relations wiff dat comment!
And even if u had, it wud have been so clefurlee disguyesed taht peeple wud have been stunned at teh brillilance ov it awl. Butt the “alpabetical relashuns” concept leaves me awestruk!
ob korrs.
i fink dis n de furst tyme wrdpres b eatigz mai kommint.
oh, noes - i sayed de F wurd!
*hangz haed in shaem*
or STOLEN mai eyedunteetee, rahfer…
i can haz eyedunteetee cryseez?
Furst, furst, furstity furst.
Mumrik bee furst.
*Duz a widdo cungradulatory dance*
poor kitty ill neber eat you
Hy kITTEH
Kitteh-size bucket comez in 5 fahbuluz colurz (LOLrus not included)
But duz teh orinj bole make teh contence poizun?
One lolcat a day kepz docterz away
it ackshyully duz!
After ai startd teh lolcats regimen (fifteen minuts ebery dey), ai losted 10 pownds uv excess bleh, mai asthma be bettr, and mai tummeh have neber luuked soooooo gud!
Yesh, me too also. Madez mah teef whiter n mah lawndree fresher. Begawn dull care!
I bleeve it todalee. Lafftur bee teh bes cyur on erth!!!! It really do!
An sweetnuss and lubs an all dat stuffs, too.
To be onness, I tink it bee terapee for me. I sees good tings happunin.
U iz maed recipee rong… I iz not chickin in bazkit!
It putz teh milk in bowl or it getz teh hoze again!
nom nom nom nom
Or mehbee “slurp slurp slurp”? I iz nawt shur milk iz beeyin a nomabul.
deepinz awn hao owld it iz.
Ewww.
I finx we shud add “nomabul” to da LOLKittur Dixshunary.
Awlsew tu ad “nombleez” difiaynd az “fings wich wun iz aybul and wishin tu nom”
sylens ob teh lamz ref!
mebbe hanubul teh canubul eeted teh earz. wif fava beens n a nyse keeantee.
naw, dis kitteh too sweet an polite. Hannubul is principulled canibul, LOL! Hee onlee eets teh rude an the bullies. Him no likes teh bullies.
Gilltee kitteh sai,”I maded u sum Cappin Cwunch but I eeted it!”
“Mom, wat can we has for breakfast?” “Breakfast cat!” “Again?”
Brekfust kitteh say, “Pleeze not too bee eetin mah eers!”
Tu layt!
Mummyz, deez Kittah Krunchees luks jes lahk a reel kittah!!!!!!!!1
wait till u pores teh milk on…..
/hilaritee will indeed ensu.
::lissens::
O! I can heer it myoowing!!
Snap, Krackel, Meow!
Disinjeenyuus kitteh say innocently, “Oh, did ai jus eet an elf?”
ricekrispee popcat!
they put the strangest treats in cereal these days
Teh prize tuk up teh hole bocks, now itz takin teh hole bowle.
Dat hit mee verree funnee…
Seemz like I likez ur stuff much offen, Duffy!
mah brekfasd is mousy
dis kitteh maek 15 lb kitteh feel bad abowt his wate. “wai can no-eer kitteh fit in stuf and i cant?” por kitteh sais. 15 lb kitteh, iz not reel. iz fotoshop.
Yeh, wut 343 said. Reelee. Y u no beleeb us?
It ok, kitteh, I buy u a plaid bucket frum Sears. It called Chubby Bucket.
Wut? U wunt demitasse cup insted?
/Anyboddee like mee, and dere mudder bout dem dose uglee plaid chubby pants wen dey wus little?
I wusnt eben DAT chubby. *grrr* I wunted Levis.
NOW I is teh MAJOR chubby! An I is wearin Levis, DAMMIT!
gud fur yu!
mah mommeh iz overtehwate an she alwais sai “DON GET FAT!”, an i sai “ok mommeh”, but ah jus do mah own thing annewai. ah lyks mai wai/wate an ah ware wut mayks meh happi.
yu ware wut mayks yu happi Kathleen an Krusty teh Kat! yu are byootiful wen yu ar happi! not teh odder wai!
humph.
[end of harangue]
[maybe… ;-}
Wen youz iz happie wid urselfz no madder wut den u havez figgered outz de kitteh wai of lifez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
u noe dats troo, gurl!
rite dere wit u, kafleen.
tanks, dapan!
15 lb kitteh naut fat - himz floofy
yah. iz floof. allsoe, brekfust kitteh haves no eers, wich maek him luk smallur. i fink dat mebbe dey is same siez? al a mattur uv teh purrspectuv.
wevver owl or pussycat….. do not want for brekkies!
Okey
Nao plz can poer in de Mouse Flakes!
i’z in ur brekfust bole
just flaking owt
Egg-sullent! I bet u getz buckets ub votez for dis wun!