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Please 2 b havin lolbears blanket?
I goe git it foars u …. u’ll cach ur def ov a kol!! We DO NOT WANT sick lil bunbun.
mabey a towlol insted?
Howz bout lolunney blowdryer too !??!!
an iffen not……WAI NOT ????
Howz cud u be deeniingz doez eyes ???
Deys be begging foar warm snorgles
Oh nooooooes. Wayte – Bunnie – Blankie frum kyoot Knut bear is awn the way to warm u up.
lolbit iz installing hiz sharp pointee teeth fer revenging
Don’t laugh; it could be a maneating rabbit with nasty big pointy teeth.
oh nos its the vicious Rabbit of Caerbannog!
where is my holy hand grenade???
N Antioch!
N Auntie Whoez?
Monty Python FTW!!!
pointeee–pointeee toofies!!!!
Aww, I wet mah soot of armor!
naw…..
I dinks iz bunnicula!
momcat
well, guess I rite! sry bout dat cc- my ‘puter didnt show dat one til two late….
momcat
No rpoblema – u nebber no wutz gonna happenz tu dem wordies
I fink maybee dis wuz teh killer swamp rabbitt wut tryed to attak Predisent Jimmy Carter a long long tym ago. Here iz teh storee, in cayse sum of y’all wuznt borned yet. I iz reel old my own selff.
http://www.newsoftheodd.com/content/view/220/
Jesus Christ it’s a rabbit!
GET IN THE CAR!!!
*lulz*
Run away! Run away!
See heer for teh toj versjun:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/778d/
kyoot, fluffy an slitely scawie
Run away! Run away!
Oh nooooesss itz Bunnicula!1!!1!
Dis de akomadashons at Howliday Inn? Aye nebbers kums bak heres?
Rebembers: da selery stalks at midnight.
I don know…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night……. lolz
n inshurd wif geiko 2!
Do u noez me? I used mah Amurcan Xpres Card 4 bof.
You can haz all my chezebrgrs for yoose of word ‘revenging’
Poor bunny >:
water maded mai skinz sho thru mai furz n kollapzed mai earz…DO NOT WANT!1!
Iz dat skinz poarus? teh trolliez say not tu let bunneez neer watur for anee rezun evar!
pleez 2 tell me taht tihs wuz dun bai profeshunell VET TEK. tihnk uv teh conns, conc, reperku,….bad tihngs taht mite happun,.
I think it was an ex aerobics instructor taking law classes again…..
Do you think “she” ever imagined how much lol we would have at her expense????
4eber and eber?
umm…….I really doubt that her could imaginz so much!
or that I would be permanently changed into a pink floofly troll by it?
GHARRRRR !!!
people at the gym still ask me about that. “so, are you a pink floofy troll today?”
ai shirley almoss peeded my pantz at teh 1st post bai vet teck. so seerius! hoo wantz 2 fround?
Hey, COL, ware haz u bin…lurkin?
Or haz i bin lurkin so much i’z bin missin ur lols? How’s COM??
Hey Flartus…I been here, but teh macputer at wurk is threatenin “Teh Blu Skreen of Deth” lately an den I gotted a tummy bug…pleh! I m spozed two haf new macputer set up tonite….kross yur fingerz! p.s…..teh COM is wunnerful…as alwayz!
oh wao…i thot the BSoD wuz a spayshul MS feechur!
Gud luks wif teh new MAChine.
Dis sounds likes funny storee.
Ayes in law school. 2 B lawyer: Want! B in skool, wit classes and finals: Do Not Want!
It was a dark an stormee nite on teh intertubes….long, long ago….and dis uglee ol troll apeerz on teh ICHC….well, teh utherz kan tell teh storee so muches better den I….take it away, lolfrenz!!
Its was wet kitteh pikshur. N, az awlways, we makin funneh remakrs. Vet tek troll twys to gibs us a lekshur on hao pickshur nots funneh. Tells us kittehs shud neber b washded b’cawse der skin b porus. Ai noes ai missin sumfin. Maybe udder lolfrenz can fine pic & link to itz!
no no moms……..it start WAI b4 dat day…….although the pink floophy troll maided her appearance that dai as well…
Stend….take it frum here!!! Yu guize are much better at teh storee tellin….keep it goin!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comments
is teh dai I merembers best. Not onlee appearance, but memorable.
Thx for linx D. I had not seen that rant b4. I has neber read such trollage!
iz sad. ebery time it rains ousside, kittehs n bunbuns eberywar asplode from teh wet. onlee teh lukee wuns taht mayk it to shelter soorvive teh rain.
iz troo! ; -)
yep dmarie that is the day I was thinking of — I wasn’t really commenting then — jus lurking and I was thinking WTF? I thought this was all phunny…. I LOVED this comment from that day:
Meant to say that Kittehs can eskayp frum containers on airplains, rush kabinz, kill HUNDRIDZ by puttin paws over crews eyes. oh noze! HALP US AWL!
Still cracks me up. I felt sorry for knoko though cuz he/she was very upset….. but I still can makes phun of the day
)
Thanks DM! Can’t believe I missed that. Oh now I remember! That was family reunion weekend with ALL 13 members of my immediate family here before the trek to the reunion the next day. And I also lost my job that day. So there was a good reason for me to have missed that wonderful
exchange of reason and warmth! ;-}
PS My immediate family ranges in age from 2 – 93 years!
zo- Iz still lern’n here, now I noes a “troll” iz a badz, badz ding. I hopes stend doesn dink all us teashurs r lik dat. I espical ed parateshur. I wudz neber tawlk lik dat.
I lubs u awl, stend ‘n teho ‘n eberybodies elz. Youz my night- night treatz afer loooong daz wrkn wiz mai skool kidz (who I also lubs) an den doin online uni versity klass dat getz on mais nevre daily.
Syre- badz dai 2day. mai kiddo atz mai skool waz ’sploden on me awl daz an mai online klass berry, berry fustratn 2day.
keeps up da gud wrk. U iz bedder den mai counsl, consler…. talky to person!
kthbai!
I goes bed, be bedder in mornin……
momcat
i feer dat troll has tarneshed mai prefession forebber
; (
Nao, nao. K-troll neber claymed 2 bee loyer, jus “Legl Perfesshunal.” Dat prolly meens
pair of legal, dozn’t it? Enneewai, ebery perfesshun has its wingnutz.
Shud I admitt dat Iz a loyer tu?
Jus owr littul seekrut.
WHAT????? mai woodchuck is a ATTY??? that jus FREAKS me out! lol
Don tell ennywun. Iz shamed. Sumtimz.
no, im not leaglol prefeshunal…I am
prefesshunal
vet
teck
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Wee lubs vet tecks!
(Not sure teh kittehs and bunnees alwayz lubs yoo, tho!)
(Mai kitteh had bak leg ampootayted by vet, an himz runned awai frum mee for munfs aftrwerds, sins I wuz teh wun hoo tuk him dere.)
don be ashamed woodchuck! u has MANY redeaming qualities
)
Uh, tanks.
But at least you are qualified to give a cat a bath.
I love my techs! I could not do my job without them!
Veterinary Technician week is coming up (I think).
thxmuch!
I do luv meh job.
And I kin do a kitteh bathe if azked.
Side note:
Our clinic kitteh of the ripe ol age of 23ish passed away last week. He was a good ol man…I learnt my kitteh handlin skillz on him a scant 20ish yers ago. Praise be to Otis…one ina millyon!! He wuz in our local papr last yer. I will tryz to loc8t a linkage.
i caint find link, storie too old, But he wus named after Otis Wilson on ‘85 Bears super bowl team cuz thatz when hed showd up and Bears went to super bowl last year, so he got in paper..waitn 20 yrs for anudder win…and, uh, Bears FAILed : (
Now poor Otie musta figurd the bears sux too much dis year….coodnt wait for nother trofie
Poor otie : (
Sorry for your loss Lora ! He musta been a reely good kitteh!
Lora, tru vet teks have our undying gratitude…it’s yu guize who love an confort our bebbehs when dey are teh sickist an in pain an has to be away from their homez….wifout all of yur hard work an dedicashun we wud be losted! Hurray for Lora and Hurray for alla da tru tekkies who care for r bebbehs (even tho sum of dem bitez!)
Won’t nobuddy haz sum gratitood for teh loyers?
Sniff.
naow ur just bein silleh woodchuck…..I already lauded uz
Poor babeh bunners… C’mere, let me my snuggle you warm and dry!
Poor babeh bunners… C’mere, I’ll snuggle you warm and dry!
I weel keel you, aftur I get drided off.
Dredloks iz awl de rayge dis seezon fer bunnehs in de hot-coo-turd crowdz.
Waterlogged Rabbit
plots his dire revenge upon
everyone in sight
dis little bunbun
prepares to deliver his
bunnee kiks of deth!
you think this is bad?
you ain’t seen nothin’ yet, fool
disapproval time.
http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com
Ooooooohhh. Talkin trash in haiku. I is impressed.
I lubs ur linx.
Sumtymes, at wurk, I wishes I had a disapproving bunneh on mai desk, so when teh peoplol taht I wurk wif comes up to bover meh, I jus poynt to teh bun.
Instant Disapproval, rite heer, buddeh!
Dat is SO CYUTE, SarahD! I LUV dat ideea!
feer teh rath uv ATTILA TEH BUN!!!
*shakez n mai shuez* much fearded ov Attila teh Bun!!!
feer teh rath uv ATTILA TEH BUN!!!
(OMG dis poast waz here erlier, I no I saw it. nao it gone? ICHC eating mai posts left an rite!!!)
Iz teh bun…he wuz chewin on it, but decided u wuznint teh wun who gotted him wets, so he spitted it owt.
mah bunneehop gets teh depreshuns an teh sadface wen i baff him. An his pinnygig fwends poynts an laffs at him. So I baff tehm too! Onlee way to get rid of skin mites – bunnee Hed ‘n’ Show-ders
my ferts (aka carpet sharkz) did luz der baff time!! Dey wud chase eech uver an try tu jump on da runnin waterz! *sighs*….I missez dem.
karpet sharkz? LOL
mai lolferretz….dey wud find teh edge of teh area rugz an make teh tunnelz!! We allus called dem carpet sharkz..dey waitin at teh Bridge naow.
*nok nok*
candygram
I luv teh lolferrets!! Onlies thing is they allus try to run up inside mah pantz leg. EEEKGIGGLLOL!
Phew! Iz r all sweet…sweat… i maid da water come outz mai skin frum trainin to race that carb loadin hair!
Emo bun bun washed off blk hare dye.
hare dye! ROFL!
bundraggled
Dont yu jus hate soggy buns?
poar bunneh! shoud he bez awl wet liek dat? i no fink it good 4 teh bunneh. even if ok for bunneh’s to haf bafs, he still lukz no happee…dri himz off sos hez happee n floofi agin!
Hey? Wher mi commint go?
mine onli sho half
too weird
Okaz, gud luk with dat! We iz not skeered, u iz too kyut to b takn seerius.
lolbunney has had his luck washed awf
poor bunny next day be takin he feets an dying dem purples.
Wai popplez dink rabbitz footsies iz luckie? Day not luckie for da bun bun.
Dey letz de silly mans dink dey goan b *luckie* *like bunbuns*.
Cuz hoomins r bery bery stoopy.
Dats y we needs teh kitteh fur purrsident!
Kitteh wud git teh nom-nom-nominashun frum awl teh partees.
Kitteh ‘oh ate!
Yay! I lub kitteh fur purrsident ideeuh!
Oh, noes, not to bee dying feets purples, gayla34! Dat dye cud hab syunide or battery acid in it an wen it tuches teh feet dey go sssst and dissuppear. U noes not too put stuffs like dat on feets, right? Right? Pleeze tell mee u doooo…oooooo nooooeesss! We needs a legul professhunal!
Oh, yeah, an u noes too, not too bee drinkin acid or puttin ur tung on it? Cawse den ur tung cud sizzul off, too! O noes! U not doo dat, rite?
Also, pleez not to bee puttin tung on teh cold pole in teh middle ub winter or u bee like teh kid in Crissmas Storeee wit the wrapped up tung.
Oh, I doan noe if I can go on….ware my meds?
/I is fillin in for an absunt Doom Troll
//I wuz inspired by dat trolly thread link
//Howz I doin?
rofl Kathleen — I will try to heed ur warnings and refrain from any acid based activites.
)
oh he doesnt look happies at all
Enufs with the treasures
I WANTS KITTEHS!!!!
u noes those raizins in ur lunch??? weel, dey ain’t raizins … so dere!
O Aye tought doze were bloosberrys
Meebe shnozberees?
Iz nu produck… I can cals it ‘bun hed’?
*Grabs skull* NOOOOO DO NOT WANT HE-*splort*.Teh cyootness has defeeted meh agans…..(i be noin alots today!).
yup. mai hed slported erleeyer. had to make sran rap ver ver tite to kepe from nothur splort. and den i seed dis wun. too kyoot! anee wun has mor sran rap? or mebbe sumfin mor stwong. manee kyoots maek mai hed splort.
(hands GS roll of duk tape)
sanks you flartus. i iz beginnin teh repares to mah hed. *sie* i just can’t handel teh kyoot, i spose.
I is tinkin ub Laburn an Shurlee an dat scene ub rippin teh bang tape off teh forhed.
Yep, I haz seen Laburn an Shurlee rijunuls. Now wutchu teenka DAT?
I find dat swim or shower caps work qwite well, bofe for keepin da brainz in yur hed and puttin ‘em bak in after you asplode.
*sets owt case of swim kaps*
*mops up after Tucker*
Oh Nika (da reel one). I am so glad to see u r awn dooty, ManfredMom has restocked teh KYOOT KRASH KART and i think the bedz are awl clean and reddy fur eny further cashultees. I think there is also a box of teh chicken hed rubber glubs (with teh drawing awn dem) if needed.
Eksellent! I moastly been doin da moppin round heer after peeps’ heds asplode, but I be glad to man (woman?) da KYOOT KRASH KART when I kan.
Chikkn hed rubbar glubs also maek wunnerful brayn protekshun.
u minds me ub gud storie
I waz hi skool kitti, in teatur, wurks props (stuf pepols taks on stage)..
wunz hadz to stuff rubber chikkn wif sawdust…… onli one hol on chikkn…… yup on dez bottoms…. hadz to uz funnl to stuf in…. wailll u noes….. tuk berry, berry loong 2 stuffm chikkn! funnl kep poppn out….. iz hardz to stuf chikkn whens rolln on floor laffn so hardz!
danks fur da memeries!
momcat
you go bun!!
~sits with popcorn to watch the show~
Aww.. Bunneh is cold! Give bunneh a warm towel instead of taking a pikture! >:-(
“Bunnicula … waits!”
Adn sucks de jooses owt uv de veggies.
c’mere bunbun…..I warmz you upz…mommee geef you kizzes….
mommee finz da purrson who did diz and DEMA—deema….rechoir eggsplanashun.
gud mommeh.
Awww. Iz cold, cross bun. Pleez to be putting him in dryer to get himz floof back!
adn makes him hot cross bun?
Nommiez
Needz 2 B hot cross bunz?
I fink he won’t be cross if you remembers to add a dryer sheet, so he donut get all staticky.
Oh how cute.
“honey? you need to remember to clean the lint screen more often”
Shudnt taht be “rebenj”?
Rewengay?
Is comments wurking? I kant post in LOLbear thred.
Nebber maind, it were link I trayed 2 post. Carry on!
That rabbit better have been reeeeeeeeeal dirty. Like Paris Hilton dirty. You aren’t supposed to bathe buns.
Mebbeh bunz falled in baf?
Dad feeds corms to dux at teh lake. Once baby bun came up 2 eatz corms too, but dux chased him over teh seawall into teh lake. That Bunbabe wuz wettern tihs guy wen we scoopt him out! Cozied him in beachtowel taht had ben layd out in sunshines, an he waz gooda snew. He hoppt ahine teh woodpyle, an we swears we here him cussin at tohse mean, maligned, murderous mallerdz! Happie ending 4 tihs bun too, hopefulee less traumatic a cause.
O Noes! Poor Bunneh
Crumpled rabit lukz crumpled tudeyh.
Gwashus, me thoughtz teh alienz wuz landet!!!!1!!!! Dat one sowwy lil bunbun n we wantz to kuddle n wahm it upz n floof it bak 2 be allz purtee.
Me tink bunbun sneezin. guessh… gesshooon. . .. bwess yew, bun.
DAMN! I don’t wanna cross this bunneh!
yeah cuz then you mite haf “hot cross buns”
Daffy Duck would say
“…Dethhhhpicable.”
Somebudey lef me in teh “rpeet” cykle!
Plz to use hare dryar!
5 bergurs for “hare” dryer! LOL
Shouldn’t have bathed a bunneh, there’s really no need.
Combing will do the trick, bathing only stresses them out.
Basrads, kill ‘em all.
I meant ppl who bathe bunnehs. All must die!
umm– MEBEE jus a WEE BIT over da top there Toby– who knows maibe bunny was rescued from a rainstorm or maybe he fell into sumthin icky yucky and HAD to be cleaned up — you jus never know — and possibly ur right and they uneccessarily washed the bun — but I don’t think corporal punishment is required. I jus sayin
I luked lik dis yesserday. Wuz rainin BERY BERY hard. Gotted So wet goin frum da car to da door that my prinzipal lets me wear my workout clothes all day. I teached in my sweats! Lucky dey wuz dry
“You think you’ve won this time, Mr. Bond. But things will be different the next time we meet.”
a-HA! So DAT is teh culprit! Missur Bond did dis too owr preshus bunbun? Letz GEDDUM, LOLFRENZ!
(I has a bord wif a nail in it.)
/dat eppisode wuz teh hed essplodin funneh!
Kain is deified, the clans tell tales of him, but few know the truth…
I am Raziel, firstborn of his lieutenants…
At lass teh truth is reveeled: how teh tortis beeted teh hayre: it wuz a crosscontry raisse an teh turtlol got furst in all teh watur hazzurds.
“Rogaine wurkt for me” – Gollum
Az U shud honee!
Damp bunneh disapproves of yur bathing.
damp bunney wishez u wud membur ta put da seet down
Dis wun gibs me the krepies, ‘cos it luks lyk a lil ded wyld bunnee I sawed wun tym wen I wuz walkin a goggie dat I was sittin wif. Unforchunitly, teh goggie sawed it, tu. We had to has a rasslin mach tu see hu getted tu kepe the ded bunnee. (I winned…but I wuznt turreblee eggsited bowt it…Pleh!)
Aw, dat sad.
U reminned me ub sumting frum dis morning. *fist shake!* Now gotz too go fill hed wit lotz ub sweet picshures. Yep. Datz wut i gunna do…
Kathleen – I just luvs it taht u r so pashunate abawt rite and rong and gud and bad – speshullee when rong and bad r hurtin innocent creeshures ov awl kinds. Teh werld cud use a hole lot moar peeple liek u.
if u had too bee arown mee it wud bee veruh diffrunt storeh…I makez peepul mad sumtams wit mah commentz and rants!! LOL
Tank u fer ur sweet comment. Dat made my mornung.
An Deh Nummer ob Deh Cowntig Shell Be fwee…
dat rabitz dimunyte.
and that penguin got whut he disurveded.
(sorree, insyde joke)
Will splain if asked nicley tho
I dun wants be mean
Has I dug teh hole deep enuff yet?
Whoever took this picture likely doesn’t know anything about rabbits. You are not supposed to give them baths! They groom themselves…
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Rabbits-703/Bathing-rabbits.htm
I hope your rabbit bites you and draws blood.
seconded. NEVER EVER bathe a bun, it can kill. and to folks saying “maybe he just went out in the rain” — bun fur is water repellent, and it takes *soap* to break the fur down like that.
I hope that they wrapped that bunny up in a blanky and kept him warm, bunnies lose body heat incredibly fast and it can lead to them being incredibly ill.
oh sweet jesus…the cute, it burns!!! somebody kill it!
plz not 2 wash ur bunnehs…gettin wet can sind em n2 shawk!
poor wet bunny. rabbits hate getting wet, i knows i have one. So, plot your revenge littel guy, they deserve it.
eewww…. hare ball.
s-ssoo c-c-c-coldd!!
Oh.. *Splort*
I plez has sham wow?