Do u noez me? I used mah Amurcan Xpres Card 4 bof.

4eber and eber?

umm…….I really doubt that her could imaginz so much!

or that I would be permanently changed into a pink floofly troll by it?

GHARRRRR !!!

people at the gym still ask me about that. “so, are you a pink floofy troll today?”

ai shirley almoss peeded my pantz at teh 1st post bai vet teck. so seerius! hoo wantz 2 fround?

Hey, COL, ware haz u bin…lurkin?

Or haz i bin lurkin so much i’z bin missin ur lols? How’s COM??

Hey Flartus…I been here, but teh macputer at wurk is threatenin “Teh Blu Skreen of Deth” lately an den I gotted a tummy bug…pleh! I m spozed two haf new macputer set up tonite….kross yur fingerz! p.s…..teh COM is wunnerful…as alwayz!

oh wao…i thot the BSoD wuz a spayshul MS feechur! Gud luks wif teh new MAChine.

It was a dark an stormee nite on teh intertubes….long, long ago….and dis uglee ol troll apeerz on teh ICHC….well, teh utherz kan tell teh storee so muches better den I….take it away, lolfrenz!!

Its was wet kitteh pikshur. N, az awlways, we makin funneh remakrs. Vet tek troll twys to gibs us a lekshur on hao pickshur nots funneh. Tells us kittehs shud neber b washded b’cawse der skin b porus. Ai noes ai missin sumfin. Maybe udder lolfrenz can fine pic & link to itz!

no no moms……..it start WAI b4 dat day…….although the pink floophy troll maided her appearance that dai as well…

Stend….take it frum here!!! Yu guize are much better at teh storee tellin….keep it goin!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/01/wich-peddel-makez-us-not-go-2-vet/#comments

is teh dai I merembers best. Not onlee appearance, but memorable.

Thx for linx D. I had not seen that rant b4. I has neber read such trollage!

iz sad. ebery time it rains ousside, kittehs n bunbuns eberywar asplode from teh wet. onlee teh lukee wuns taht mayk it to shelter soorvive teh rain.

iz troo! ; -)

yep dmarie that is the day I was thinking of — I wasn’t really commenting then — jus lurking and I was thinking WTF? I thought this was all phunny…. I LOVED this comment from that day:

Meant to say that Kittehs can eskayp frum containers on airplains, rush kabinz, kill HUNDRIDZ by puttin paws over crews eyes. oh noze! HALP US AWL!

Still cracks me up. I felt sorry for knoko though cuz he/she was very upset….. but I still can makes phun of the day :D)

Thanks DM! Can’t believe I missed that. Oh now I remember! That was family reunion weekend with ALL 13 members of my immediate family here before the trek to the reunion the next day. And I also lost my job that day. So there was a good reason for me to have missed that wonderful
exchange of reason and warmth! ;-}

PS My immediate family ranges in age from 2 - 93 years!

zo- Iz still lern’n here, now I noes a “troll” iz a badz, badz ding. I hopes stend doesn dink all us teashurs r lik dat. I espical ed parateshur. I wudz neber tawlk lik dat.
I lubs u awl, stend ‘n teho ‘n eberybodies elz. Youz my night- night treatz afer loooong daz wrkn wiz mai skool kidz (who I also lubs) an den doin online uni versity klass dat getz on mais nevre daily.
Syre- badz dai 2day. mai kiddo atz mai skool waz ’sploden on me awl daz an mai online klass berry, berry fustratn 2day.
keeps up da gud wrk. U iz bedder den mai counsl, consler…. talky to person!

kthbai!
I goes bed, be bedder in mornin……

momcat

WHAT????? mai woodchuck is a ATTY??? that jus FREAKS me out! lol

Don tell ennywun. Iz shamed. Sumtimz.

no, im not leaglol prefeshunal…I am

prefesshunal

vet

teck

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Wee lubs vet tecks!

(Not sure teh kittehs and bunnees alwayz lubs yoo, tho!)

(Mai kitteh had bak leg ampootayted by vet, an himz runned awai frum mee for munfs aftrwerds, sins I wuz teh wun hoo tuk him dere.)

don be ashamed woodchuck! u has MANY redeaming qualities :D)

Uh, tanks.

thxmuch!
I do luv meh job.
And I kin do a kitteh bathe if azked.

Side note:
Our clinic kitteh of the ripe ol age of 23ish passed away last week. He was a good ol man…I learnt my kitteh handlin skillz on him a scant 20ish yers ago. Praise be to Otis…one ina millyon!! He wuz in our local papr last yer. I will tryz to loc8t a linkage.

i caint find link, storie too old, But he wus named after Otis Wilson on ‘85 Bears super bowl team cuz thatz when hed showd up and Bears went to super bowl last year, so he got in paper..waitn 20 yrs for anudder win…and, uh, Bears FAILed : (
Now poor Otie musta figurd the bears sux too much dis year….coodnt wait for nother trofie
Poor otie : (

Sorry for your loss Lora ! He musta been a reely good kitteh!