I Has a Blanket
Noo they be stealin’ my Blanket
joo wan bucket instead?
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And so another saga begins…
Ah yes. Teh lolbear, blankie saga. Wunce upon a taim, in a galacksee far, far awai….
A longs, longs time agoes
Aye kan stil rebembers wen
Dat blankie uzed to makes mee smiles.
Adn Aye knews if Aye hads a kourt
Aye kood make der heds go splort!
Adn meybes dey be happies fur a whiles.
Butt no blankies made mes shiver
Nos madder wat foods dey deliver.
Bad news at de zooes.
Such an evil newes.
Aye rebember dat I cried
Adn de tears ran down mai fur of white
Kuz sometime touched mee depe insides
Da day . . . mai blanky . . . dey hide.
Adn Aye waz krying . . .
Why, Why, why mai blanky dey hide.
Aye iz bebeh! Dey be crazy!
Aye gets dem all in gud time . . .
Wen Aye grows up, Aye’ll makes dem all whine
Adn dey’ll respect bears dat are white . . .
Adn dey’ll respect bears dat are white . . .
WIN!!! I gib u beeeeeelions ob cheezburgers!!!
Yeah! Elebenty Catjillion Cheezburgers for U!
Fankoo fur dat – much funneh!
I canz remember de laz time I lafd dis hard! A good end to mi long dai. EGGSELLENT!
mai goones pegataur that nearly brout tear to mai eye– I woulds give you back your blankie I don’t care if you are 14 and the other kids r making phun of u.
Smile
Aye be 24 adn Aye lubs blankies. Deys keeps mai footsies toasties! Adn mai hubby likes wen Aye nowt use him 4 footsies warmer.
yesh dat wus da much win n awsum!
Cold toezes on my warm parts!!!! Doan’ want! Keep ur kold toez on ur side of tha bedd!!1! kthx
mai boyfren sez I haz teh toesicles. Tellz me keep ‘em awn mai own syde of teh bedz. I sez to himz “get biggah bed!”
LOLZ
Amazingz!!
Mose excellunt!!! All teh rateburgurs there is, wif extree pikkuls!!
Incrediblez assemblege of wurds in stuffs !!
An can’t doez nunreespecting of white bears fuulz make de notice dat it wuz
a GREEN blankitt dat wuz last seen wiff de bear cubz in qwestshun ??!???
Dat becuz dis berry specshull white bear is berry GREEN concious for
lolcealingcatz sakes !!!
Brillyunt!!!
I luv filk!
Datz gud!
Poor beebeh white bear!
I needz it fur teh glowball wurming
Glo-ball…iz taht lyke teh hrbl?
onlee if u hang around teh chernob… chernorbls… teh nukular reaktor IN SOVIET RUSSIA!!!
noo, u no gets warm in globl warming
teh wurld gets warm . U no needs blankee in globall warming
Cher-knob-balls *snert*
Srry; hang rown teenagers too mush, too lawng! Will groe up laters, prawmiss
Doan’t bovver, ‘cos den teh rest of us wil haf tu groe up, tu, and DO NOT WANT!
in Soviet Russia nuclear reacts to you
I thot teh beayur more will needz bukkit in globul worming – teh ise caps will all melt an he’ll haf to bail.
Global warming…that’s muh tent to protect me! Halp me Al Gore!
GMTA!
When teh globul warmin showz up, teh blankie will be useless.
Teh polur bear will needs teh parasol and teh sunblock…..
nah, teh blankee blocks owt teh sun!
Not to forget sunglaszs.
Halp Mee Tawm Cruz wiff yer wichkrafts!!!!
I suppose you want a nobel peace prize naw too Leaf??
Yoo no, da Burgerz shood git nomnomnominated fur peece pryze. Dey brings much happee an peece wif der site.
Still nawt shoor hao Al’s moovee brings peece to wurld nao….
Wuz nawt fur just teh moovee. Wuz fur awl teh otter thingz he haz dun as well.
I speckts iz becuz if teh awful things happen as sum prediks if GW cant be stopped or at leest slowed, dere will be peepl awl over fightin fur fud and water and livin space and . . .stuff.
Y eberbodee steel frm sweeet critters?
Cuz if uz steels from da tuf 1s,dey bitted uz!
hay – wherre tag cloud at botum of page go?
AND – whut happened to Jeebus kitteh?
yarly – i saw/comentd dat too n den wuz lyke “wtf”
Yes – cuz you – you – arrived awn the scene befoar enywun else. I wuz abawt to start the conga!
dat wuld have bin awesom!
yeh wot abowt teh jeebus kitteh? i clik to read comint but gotz teh blenk paige, no foto no comintz, nuffink. an now jeebus kitteh be kompleetly gon
Whut?! I neber saw a jeebus kitteh! Nooo they be steelin’ tha jeebus kitteh!
lolz
Dunno about youse, but i’z alwayz commin akross peepls who tellz me I has to find Jeebus, an now i c Jeebus wuz heer but nao he’z gone? fooey, mist my chanse…
LOLbear!
Wonder if his name is Stephen.
But then that would be Stephen LOLbert…
And anyway, bears are godless killing machines. Except the LOLbert.
methinx his name be Linus after the kidlet in Charly Brown kartune whu luved blanky
Ai makes blankees for “Project Linus” dat gifs dem to hoomin kids in crisis. Mebbe dey wood gif da babee bare wun too.
Pitteh his naim be Knut!
ai fink u ment too say teh killen masheens withowt conscheeyens…
beesyds. tehy only eetz fur seelz, an nobuddy mines taht.
I tink teh fur seelz mind!
Teh killen masheens withowt conscheeyens r
teh stoopy hoomins dat klub n shoot da bebeh harp seels. Do Not Want!
Pls stop nao.
kthxbai.
(Steps off ov sopebocks)
Nao, bak 2 ur regalary skeduled lols.
Stephen Col-bear
Wuz jes finkin sumbuddy shood send this kyutie pikshur to Stephen Col-bear! I saws him last nite at teh Apple Store when he wuz reedin frum hiz noo buk.
It was full of awsum and win! 
oh, u r soo lukkee! He r a troo merikan hero – even if he bein payed to do it!
I noes!! I lubs Steeben Colbert and Jon Stooart. Wuz so eksiting, to, becuz John Hodgeman wuz sitting sum seets down frum me! I wanted to get a pikshur with himz, but I wuz too shy.
And Steeben left rite aftur he wuz dunded, so no pikshur wif himz or ottograf opps. Wuz sad, but I gots pikshurs on my fone of him and hodgeman frum a distense!
I think this is “Knut”, a baby polar bear, that was born in the Berlin Zoo, and is not a baby any more now. He was really popular as a baby. They made a TV movie about him and all kinds of merchandise. Ppl would go to the zoo, just to see his “outings”.
S’okay Knut. You wait little bit … you soon be big ’nuff to kix dey ass if dey steal blankie! Den you have many blankies as you want. An bukkits. Cheezburgers even!
Knut big nuff nao. Teh bears dey gor beeg fastlee!!
I fownd exumlent pikchoor, but stoopy komments wunt lemme poast link.
“Izz Mah Blannkee! U
no can haz!!!… I no taykz Urz
pikkinnikk basskitt!”
Blannkee iz Liddil
Bayur’s frend! Hugz himz an skweez
himz. Namez hims Jorrje
Beeg Stoopee Hewmin
foargetz dat Liddil Bayur
haz lawwwng memmoree
Jack.
and beeeeeeg feets.
An DAM beeg poyntee ends!
an beeg teef!
ooooo – butt himz so KYOOoooOOOt!
yes…himz butt is kyoot too…. *heehee*
All da better too eats yu wif??
Eets wif butt?
Liek on Souf Park?
Az awlways, Jack, u do us prowd!!
OMGWTFBBQ!!?!?! Gib dat baybee himz bwankee!!!! or else wyen himz iz a beeg boi, he tayk moar dan u bwankee…himz tayks u lyf! wif wun swipe! duz u reeely want dat? i din’t tink so.
liddle cuddwy bear is allergicks to blankits, must to have protekshun but dose not rlize dis by himselfs
was Jeebus healer kitteh too kontrokittehversial?
Purrhaps – I thot wuz adorable! Such an earnest liddle fayce.
I r teh_ded of cute. ZOMGWTFBBQ!
Linus bare is teh upset by blankie theef.
hez jest a babbeh!
give the plolar bear bak hiz blanky
i can has polar ice?
i is runnen a little low…
Mah tempoorry boss (2 dai lass dai) has sumfing callid “Polar watch” what we cannot fiigur owt. Suppose dis baybee wuld halp meh were I 2 git hims blankie back?
(ANyone noes whut polar watch b??)
Polar watches are heart rate monitors, I use one for my fitness class. What model, and did it come with a large strap that would fit around his/her chest? The website for the company is polarusa (dot) com. Hope that helps!
wuz to haz comment, insted mah hed went an splooted frum teh cyuut!
I lurves bears almos as much as kittehs.
Kittehs jes a lilbit ezier to hab in teh howse (lilbitz)
Kittehs jes a lilbit ezier to hab in teh howse (lilbitz)
I heres yah. I get hom las nite, kittehs has all mai unnerwers ot f drawr all ober di partment. Den Cleo so happi to c mi, she frows up.
Widdle wite Manxs kitteh luks jus liek teh Polar Bears.
Kyoot widdle butt-butts.
no blakit – dat twoel…
ikkle berr mst alway no wur twoel iz…
I can has eckeltronik thumz? Get ride on Motherships wif Dr. Funkenturtle in other pic?
His naim be Dr Funkenturtle noaw? I mus keep up …
Dont furgit to bring a towl!
… wanna git hi?
(onlee teh bestest south park charakter eveh)
Dont panik, bebeh!
Iz Ma’ Blankee!
http://www.wannasmile.com
po polr bear. =(
Hai!! U no tek mai woobie!! Grrrr.. Mai pointy enz…I showz u dem…
lolarbear
Hai! U no teks mai woobie!!! Grrr…Mai pointee enz…I showz you dem!
oopps…dublies…mai pologies
Dis babe bear r sooooo Knute. *sploosh* Ilse 4 wit da mop pleeze.
KYOOT KRASH KART on teh way! Aiz keepin its stokked nao, apter teh pwobwlems wif poppels!
duz that meen that manfredmom is naow teh EMT uv ICHC? or jus teh nurse? oar mebbe iz dah telefone person liek 911?
Ah lurv teh 911 telolfone peeps – theys been verrah, verrah good to me two or three tahms — I gets teh azmas an stops breethin so good an they allus be so gentul an kind and cawm. “I’m gonna stay wif yu till I heer teh fireman taek teh phoan from yr hand,” one sed. “Yu jus sit kwiet an keep breethin deep an slo as yu can, so I can heer.” ManfredMom can be a telolfone dispattchur okeh by me!!
JCH4K n MM bofe dons teh cleenup on poppels. MM puts KYUTE KRASH KART togefer der. KART still heer in MM’s basement nex to kitteh litter bocks. Mayb noes stril der – hab to moob its! MM haz had 2 Moms n won Sis n medikl feeld. Awlso haz had wots ob medikl probs n indjurees. MM canz put bandij on reel nyce, an keepz gud supplai ob plastic baggees, wrap n rubber swim caps!
Hai, MM. I’m so glad u are standin bai with the fully supplied KYOOT KRASH KART. I will be tehre to halp wehn I can. We neerlee needed u yesterday. Wuz terrible accident over awn “HEILICAT.” Teho got accidentally knocked down by lolcatburgler, and wus lyin awn teh floor all dusty and tehn lcb brought him a 16 ownc mokka extra spresso – very hawt – which got accidentally spilled awn Teho as he wuz lyin awn teh floar all dusty – and we hadz to send him (Teho) to teh local hosptial awn teh Helicat.
I reelee missed you.
Fankoo JCH4K! soree ai noes der on helikat. aiz hab widdel PT jyob an akchoollee hads to do sum WERK yesserdae! AI still cheks severl tymes a dae to see iffn KYOOT KRASH KART needed!
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awwwwwwwwwwwww too farkin cute
ai belif dis be teh cyuutest ob teh coolbares , Knute, hiz mommah rejekeded him wen him waz a dai ole, n dis reel tal guy razed him……he iz n teh Germanies, n iz a whirl wid phemomoinmoinmimon …….uh…… whirl famus…….he iz awl ebber teh youtube n az cyuute az teh bery diccens….go n see him der….(youtube)
naow iffen ai had him, ai wood hole him, n squeezes him, n lub him , n cawl him Georg…….he iz teh hed sploding adornable…*splort*
s**t “cleen up awn ile tree”
no wai two sallys comments side by side!
hab u ebber notuced sallyy, dat ther iz bery few ob us arund???? lawtz ob teh sarah n sara butt bery few sallys…….(whisker bery quietlyy ……I waz borned n 1950, so ai am n owlde brod……ob teh hippie genr…jener…..grend…..era……how bout u????
If u goez to utubez to see mooveez of Knut, be reddy for teh ekstreem eksess of kyootness! I mite nebber rekubber.
yesh, sumboawdy beddeh wornz MM to hab teh KKK arund for teh merjencees, taht behbeh iz 1 ob teh cyuutestest behbehz ai have ebber did seen, mi hed sploded abut ebbery 30 seceundz oar so…….
Bee Warneded!!!! (butt go luuk ttoo , iz teh mostest dornable behbeh bar ebber…..
I wunderz if dat leetle bair cryz cokacooola?
KNUT NOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooo!!!! Yu takes dat blanky bak and eats hims ankls.
Also me thinks him a loler bear right?
Yiss!!! Lurves teh loler beayr!!
Da secund picshure maykes mah stomick hurt. Tyme fur lunch anyweighs.
(Meh wants a POSTUR of teh lolbear and pegataur’s pohm 2 hang on mah wall fur eber an eber)
‘SPLODE!!
lololol i like feets
Awwwww! Distwess da baby – NO!
Duntz wurrie, Knut haz had REBENJ!!!11!eleventyone!!!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/KnutG0507_468×318.jpg
OMG, best rebenj EVAR.
so is this a lolarbear?
Gib de lolarbear hiz blankee!!
FBI agents today responded to a call for help at the local zoo. It seems that with the death of the lolrus, the mysterious thief who first preyed upon buckets has now turned his attention to blankets. According to reports, one baby bear was involved in this incident. There were no injuries, other than to the bear’s dignity. “Looks like we have a serial criminal on our hands,” said a spokesman. “All we can do is hope someone sees this update on the air and turns him or her in.”
Poor Knut! he looks so sad!
Yey for Knut — yey for Germany! wonder if Knut becomes Germany’s national animal?
It’s Knut!
Ooh, luk at him surkin on his paw and blankee in teh top pikshur! Sooo sweet and smoo and cudduldy!!!
BITE TEH STOOPY MANS BIG RUBBUR FEETZ, KNUT!!! YU CAN DO IT!!!
U cant seez it, butt tere iz suches a cyuute behbeh bellieh to snorgle awn taht lolbare…….(n iffen u r gonna snorgle a lolbarez bellieh, bestest 2 do so whiles tehy r stil behbehz !!!) deyh getz reel good wif doise lawng pointy endz wen tehy ghetz biggest….
Yesss blanket baby made it to the front page! Saw this in the cheezburger factory last week, been showin everyone at work, they run from me now…
Awwwwww, hesa so cuta.
Knut tut gut.
But Knut is’nt cute anymore, he’s a 80kg white monster.
Nao himz b hansum!! 80lb n still gro-in!
Mummee… u shure I iz polah bear?
Y I iz cold den?
fur all teh knut lovarz:
http://www.zoo-berlin.de/en/experience/young-animals/ice-bear-knut.html
knut video and pics.
Instant classic
Dey did take teh blankeet in end? Confound you,blankee-sneefs!
is that Knut, the polar bear from Berlin??? so cute!!!!
Iz not a blankie.
Iz a
Sniff.
Miss Binky.
aw, it’s a pololbear!
They might take your blankie but they give you a wikisite instead.
dun maek meh geet mah rokket lunchare again!
why they be allus stealin tings frum us polr baers? is not rite… blankits, icecap… haaaaaaaaalp!
i luv these things lulz
Hahaha! This was so cute! There are bears in the community now?
OK…so teh walruses haz teh bukkits, teh kittehs have teh cheezburgers, teh goggies haz teh hotdogs, and now teh P-bears haz teh blankets? Hmm…me wonders…*goes to find pikshur of squirrell with a teniss racket*
hola hellou to soy de la argentina jaja
that is soooo cute
aww cute polar bear