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cute polar bear picture - I Has a Blanket, Noo they be stealin’ my Blanket

Noo they be stealin’ my Blanket

joo wan bucket instead?

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  1. Sidewinder says:

    And so another saga begins…

    • SJ says:

      Ah yes. Teh lolbear, blankie saga. Wunce upon a taim, in a galacksee far, far awai….

    • pegataur says:

      A longs, longs time agoes
      Aye kan stil rebembers wen
      Dat blankie uzed to makes mee smiles.

      Adn Aye knews if Aye hads a kourt
      Aye kood make der heds go splort!
      Adn meybes dey be happies fur a whiles.

      Butt no blankies made mes shiver
      Nos madder wat foods dey deliver.
      Bad news at de zooes.
      Such an evil newes.

      Aye rebember dat I cried
      Adn de tears ran down mai fur of white
      Kuz sometime touched mee depe insides
      Da day . . . mai blanky . . . dey hide.

      Adn Aye waz krying . . .
      Why, Why, why mai blanky dey hide.
      Aye iz bebeh! Dey be crazy!
      Aye gets dem all in gud time . . .
      Wen Aye grows up, Aye’ll makes dem all whine
      Adn dey’ll respect bears dat are white . . .
      Adn dey’ll respect bears dat are white . . .

  2. SJ says:

    I needz it fur teh glowball wurming

  3. leaf says:

    Global warming…that’s muh tent to protect me! Halp me Al Gore!

  4. dd says:

    Y eberbodee steel frm sweeet critters?

  5. Tina says:

    hay – wherre tag cloud at botum of page go?

  6. skeppy says:

    LOLbear!

    Wonder if his name is Stephen.

    But then that would be Stephen LOLbert…

    And anyway, bears are godless killing machines. Except the LOLbert.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      methinx his name be Linus after the kidlet in Charly Brown kartune whu luved blanky

      • lojodi says:

        Ai makes blankees for “Project Linus” dat gifs dem to hoomin kids in crisis. Mebbe dey wood gif da babee bare wun too.

    • starling says:

      Pitteh his naim be Knut!

    • antimony says:

      ai fink u ment too say teh killen masheens withowt conscheeyens…

      beesyds. tehy only eetz fur seelz, an nobuddy mines taht.

      • woodchuck says:

        I tink teh fur seelz mind!

        • Romeow says:

          Teh killen masheens withowt conscheeyens r
          teh stoopy hoomins dat klub n shoot da bebeh harp seels. Do Not Want!

          Pls stop nao.

          kthxbai.

          (Steps off ov sopebocks)

          Nao, bak 2 ur regalary skeduled lols.

    • greasycat says:

      Stephen Col-bear

    • Yoshi says:

      Wuz jes finkin sumbuddy shood send this kyutie pikshur to Stephen Col-bear! I saws him last nite at teh Apple Store when he wuz reedin frum hiz noo buk. ;) It was full of awsum and win! :)

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        oh, u r soo lukkee! He r a troo merikan hero – even if he bein payed to do it!

        • Yoshi says:

          I noes!! I lubs Steeben Colbert and Jon Stooart. Wuz so eksiting, to, becuz John Hodgeman wuz sitting sum seets down frum me! I wanted to get a pikshur with himz, but I wuz too shy. :( And Steeben left rite aftur he wuz dunded, so no pikshur wif himz or ottograf opps. Wuz sad, but I gots pikshurs on my fone of him and hodgeman frum a distense!

    • yvi-kitteh says:

      I think this is “Knut”, a baby polar bear, that was born in the Berlin Zoo, and is not a baby any more now. He was really popular as a baby. They made a TV movie about him and all kinds of merchandise. Ppl would go to the zoo, just to see his “outings”. :D

  7. lynxany says:

    S’okay Knut. You wait little bit … you soon be big ’nuff to kix dey ass if dey steal blankie! Den you have many blankies as you want. An bukkits. Cheezburgers even!

  8. Jack Deth says:

    “Izz Mah Blannkee! U
    no can haz!!!… I no taykz Urz
    pikkinnikk basskitt!”

    Blannkee iz Liddil
    Bayur’s frend! Hugz himz an skweez
    himz. Namez hims Jorrje

    Beeg Stoopee Hewmin
    foargetz dat Liddil Bayur
    haz lawwwng memmoree :-)

    Jack.

  9. daisycat says:

    OMGWTFBBQ!!?!?! Gib dat baybee himz bwankee!!!! or else wyen himz iz a beeg boi, he tayk moar dan u bwankee…himz tayks u lyf! wif wun swipe! duz u reeely want dat? i din’t tink so.

  10. Pick says:

    liddle cuddwy bear is allergicks to blankits, must to have protekshun but dose not rlize dis by himselfs :(

  11. Plobes says:

    was Jeebus healer kitteh too kontrokittehversial?

  12. sagecat says:

    I r teh_ded of cute. ZOMGWTFBBQ!

  13. Betty says:

    Linus bare is teh upset by blankie theef.

  14. Lora says:

    hez jest a babbeh!
    give the plolar bear bak hiz blanky

  15. ronniecat says:

    i can has polar ice?

    i is runnen a little low…

    • cat_butt_squirrel_butt says:

      Mah tempoorry boss (2 dai lass dai) has sumfing callid “Polar watch” what we cannot fiigur owt. Suppose dis baybee wuld halp meh were I 2 git hims blankie back?

      (ANyone noes whut polar watch b??)

      • Nightfyre says:

        Polar watches are heart rate monitors, I use one for my fitness class. What model, and did it come with a large strap that would fit around his/her chest? The website for the company is polarusa (dot) com. Hope that helps!

  16. IrishUp says:

    wuz to haz comment, insted mah hed went an splooted frum teh cyuut!
    I lurves bears almos as much as kittehs.
    Kittehs jes a lilbit ezier to hab in teh howse (lilbitz)

    • Hissy says:

      Kittehs jes a lilbit ezier to hab in teh howse (lilbitz)

      I heres yah. I get hom las nite, kittehs has all mai unnerwers ot f drawr all ober di partment. Den Cleo so happi to c mi, she frows up.

    • Romeow says:

      Widdle wite Manxs kitteh luks jus liek teh Polar Bears.

      Kyoot widdle butt-butts.

  17. Yankeeragu says:

    no blakit – dat twoel…
    ikkle berr mst alway no wur twoel iz…

  18. dogslol says:

    po polr bear. =(

  19. Tess says:

    Hai!! U no tek mai woobie!! Grrrr.. Mai pointy enz…I showz u dem…

  20. Ferris says:

    lolarbear

  21. Tess says:

    Hai! U no teks mai woobie!!! Grrr…Mai pointee enz…I showz you dem!

  22. Lucy says:

    Dis babe bear r sooooo Knute. *sploosh* Ilse 4 wit da mop pleeze.

    • ManfredMom says:

      KYOOT KRASH KART on teh way! Aiz keepin its stokked nao, apter teh pwobwlems wif poppels!

      • Kitsunerina says:

        duz that meen that manfredmom is naow teh EMT uv ICHC? or jus teh nurse? oar mebbe iz dah telefone person liek 911?

        • Duffy says:

          Ah lurv teh 911 telolfone peeps – theys been verrah, verrah good to me two or three tahms — I gets teh azmas an stops breethin so good an they allus be so gentul an kind and cawm. “I’m gonna stay wif yu till I heer teh fireman taek teh phoan from yr hand,” one sed. “Yu jus sit kwiet an keep breethin deep an slo as yu can, so I can heer.” ManfredMom can be a telolfone dispattchur okeh by me!!

        • ManfredMom says:

          JCH4K n MM bofe dons teh cleenup on poppels. MM puts KYUTE KRASH KART togefer der. KART still heer in MM’s basement nex to kitteh litter bocks. Mayb noes stril der – hab to moob its! MM haz had 2 Moms n won Sis n medikl feeld. Awlso haz had wots ob medikl probs n indjurees. MM canz put bandij on reel nyce, an keepz gud supplai ob plastic baggees, wrap n rubber swim caps!
          :)

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Hai, MM. I’m so glad u are standin bai with the fully supplied KYOOT KRASH KART. I will be tehre to halp wehn I can. We neerlee needed u yesterday. Wuz terrible accident over awn “HEILICAT.” Teho got accidentally knocked down by lolcatburgler, and wus lyin awn teh floor all dusty and tehn lcb brought him a 16 ownc mokka extra spresso – very hawt – which got accidentally spilled awn Teho as he wuz lyin awn teh floar all dusty – and we hadz to send him (Teho) to teh local hosptial awn teh Helicat.

        I reelee missed you.

  23. hollygolightly222 says:

    awwwwwwwwwwwww too farkin cute

  24. sally says:

    ai belif dis be teh cyuutest ob teh coolbares , Knute, hiz mommah rejekeded him wen him waz a dai ole, n dis reel tal guy razed him……he iz n teh Germanies, n iz a whirl wid phemomoinmoinmimon …….uh…… whirl famus…….he iz awl ebber teh youtube n az cyuute az teh bery diccens….go n see him der….(youtube)

    naow iffen ai had him, ai wood hole him, n squeezes him, n lub him , n cawl him Georg…….he iz teh hed sploding adornable…*splort*

    s**t “cleen up awn ile tree”

    • Sallyy says:

      no wai two sallys comments side by side!

      • sally says:

        hab u ebber notuced sallyy, dat ther iz bery few ob us arund???? lawtz ob teh sarah n sara butt bery few sallys…….(whisker bery quietlyy ……I waz borned n 1950, so ai am n owlde brod……ob teh hippie genr…jener…..grend…..era……how bout u????

    • catservant says:

      If u goez to utubez to see mooveez of Knut, be reddy for teh ekstreem eksess of kyootness! I mite nebber rekubber.

      • sally says:

        yesh, sumboawdy beddeh wornz MM to hab teh KKK arund for teh merjencees, taht behbeh iz 1 ob teh cyuutestest behbehz ai have ebber did seen, mi hed sploded abut ebbery 30 seceundz oar so…….

        Bee Warneded!!!! (butt go luuk ttoo , iz teh mostest dornable behbeh bar ebber…..

  25. Sallyy says:

    I wunderz if dat leetle bair cryz cokacooola?

  26. Tucker says:

    KNUT NOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooo!!!! Yu takes dat blanky bak and eats hims ankls. :P

  27. cat_butt_squirrel_butt says:

    Da secund picshure maykes mah stomick hurt. Tyme fur lunch anyweighs.

    (Meh wants a POSTUR of teh lolbear and pegataur’s pohm 2 hang on mah wall fur eber an eber)

    ‘SPLODE!!

  28. Linny says:

    lololol i like feets

  29. grisgris says:

    Awwwww! Distwess da baby – NO!

  30. starling says:

    Duntz wurrie, Knut haz had REBENJ!!!11!eleventyone!!!

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/KnutG0507_468×318.jpg

  31. darrell says:

    so is this a lolarbear?

  32. snuggleypoo says:

    Gib de lolarbear hiz blankee!!

  33. D.R. says:

    FBI agents today responded to a call for help at the local zoo. It seems that with the death of the lolrus, the mysterious thief who first preyed upon buckets has now turned his attention to blankets. According to reports, one baby bear was involved in this incident. There were no injuries, other than to the bear’s dignity. “Looks like we have a serial criminal on our hands,” said a spokesman. “All we can do is hope someone sees this update on the air and turns him or her in.”

  34. Tamara says:

    Poor Knut! he looks so sad!

  35. Britta says:

    Yey for Knut — yey for Germany! wonder if Knut becomes Germany’s national animal?

  36. Casa says:

    It’s Knut!

  37. Duffy says:

    Ooh, luk at him surkin on his paw and blankee in teh top pikshur! Sooo sweet and smoo and cudduldy!!!

    BITE TEH STOOPY MANS BIG RUBBUR FEETZ, KNUT!!! YU CAN DO IT!!!

  38. sally says:

    U cant seez it, butt tere iz suches a cyuute behbeh bellieh to snorgle awn taht lolbare…….(n iffen u r gonna snorgle a lolbarez bellieh, bestest 2 do so whiles tehy r stil behbehz !!!) deyh getz reel good wif doise lawng pointy endz wen tehy ghetz biggest….

  39. suta says:

    Yesss blanket baby made it to the front page! Saw this in the cheezburger factory last week, been showin everyone at work, they run from me now…

  40. naw_azaroth says:

    Awwwwww, hesa so cuta.

  41. Kittyluka says:

    Knut tut gut.

    But Knut is’nt cute anymore, he’s a 80kg white monster.

  42. AllyBally says:

    Mummee… u shure I iz polah bear?

    Y I iz cold den?

  43. guerilla son says:

    Instant classic

  44. Ez says:

    Dey did take teh blankeet in end? Confound you,blankee-sneefs!

  45. Johanna says:

    is that Knut, the polar bear from Berlin??? so cute!!!!

  46. Bryan says:

    Iz not a blankie.

    Iz a

    Sniff.
    Miss Binky.

  47. krh says:

    aw, it’s a pololbear!

  48. Erika says:

    They might take your blankie but they give you a wikisite instead.

  49. Lt. Hydraliskz0r says:

    dun maek meh geet mah rokket lunchare again!

  50. mcol says:

    why they be allus stealin tings frum us polr baers? is not rite… blankits, icecap… haaaaaaaaalp!

  51. tim Swyzen says:

    i luv these things lulz

  52. slipperey says:

    Hahaha! This was so cute! There are bears in the community now?

  53. Zac says:

    OK…so teh walruses haz teh bukkits, teh kittehs have teh cheezburgers, teh goggies haz teh hotdogs, and now teh P-bears haz teh blankets? Hmm…me wonders…*goes to find pikshur of squirrell with a teniss racket*

  54. viole says:

    hola hellou to soy de la argentina jaja

  55. hi says:

    that is soooo cute

  56. jp says:

    aww cute polar bear



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