I Has a Blanket
Noo they be stealin’ my Blanket
joo wan bucket instead?
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capped and submitted by: Joe
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Awwwww
And so another saga begins…
Ah yes. Teh lolbear, blankie saga. Wunce upon a taim, in a galacksee far, far awai….
A longs, longs time agoes
Aye kan stil rebembers wen
Dat blankie uzed to makes mee smiles.
Adn Aye knews if Aye hads a kourt
Aye kood make der heds go splort!
Adn meybes dey be happies fur a whiles.
Butt no blankies made mes shiver
Nos madder wat foods dey deliver.
Bad news at de zooes.
Such an evil newes.
Aye rebember dat I cried
Adn de tears ran down mai fur of white
Kuz sometime touched mee depe insides
Da day . . . mai blanky . . . dey hide.
Adn Aye waz krying . . .
Why, Why, why mai blanky dey hide.
Aye iz bebeh! Dey be crazy!
Aye gets dem all in gud time . . .
Wen Aye grows up, Aye’ll makes dem all whine
Adn dey’ll respect bears dat are white . . .
Adn dey’ll respect bears dat are white . . .
WIN!!! I gib u beeeeeelions ob cheezburgers!!!
Yeah! Elebenty Catjillion Cheezburgers for U!
Fankoo fur dat - much funneh!
I canz remember de laz time I lafd dis hard! A good end to mi long dai. EGGSELLENT!
mai goones pegataur that nearly brout tear to mai eye– I woulds give you back your blankie I don’t care if you are 14 and the other kids r making phun of u.
Smile
Aye be 24 adn Aye lubs blankies. Deys keeps mai footsies toasties! Adn mai hubby likes wen Aye nowt use him 4 footsies warmer.
yesh dat wus da much win n awsum!
Cold toezes on my warm parts!!!! Doan’ want! Keep ur kold toez on ur side of tha bedd!!1! kthx
mai boyfren sez I haz teh toesicles. Tellz me keep ‘em awn mai own syde of teh bedz. I sez to himz “get biggah bed!”
LOLZ
Amazingz!!
Mose excellunt!!! All teh rateburgurs there is, wif extree pikkuls!!
Incrediblez assemblege of wurds in stuffs !!
An can’t doez nunreespecting of white bears fuulz make de notice dat it wuz
a GREEN blankitt dat wuz last seen wiff de bear cubz in qwestshun ??!???
Dat becuz dis berry specshull white bear is berry GREEN concious for
lolcealingcatz sakes !!!
Brillyunt!!!
I luv filk!
Datz gud!
Poor beebeh white bear!
I needz it fur teh glowball wurming
Glo-ball…iz taht lyke teh hrbl?
onlee if u hang around teh chernob… chernorbls… teh nukular reaktor IN SOVIET RUSSIA!!!
noo, u no gets warm in globl warming
teh wurld gets warm . U no needs blankee in globall warming
Cher-knob-balls *snert*
Srry; hang rown teenagers too mush, too lawng! Will groe up laters, prawmiss
Doan’t bovver, ‘cos den teh rest of us wil haf tu groe up, tu, and DO NOT WANT!
in Soviet Russia nuclear reacts to you
I thot teh beayur more will needz bukkit in globul worming - teh ise caps will all melt an he’ll haf to bail.
Global warming…that’s muh tent to protect me! Halp me Al Gore!
GMTA!
When teh globul warmin showz up, teh blankie will be useless.
Teh polur bear will needs teh parasol and teh sunblock…..
nah, teh blankee blocks owt teh sun!
Not to forget sunglaszs.
Halp Mee Tawm Cruz wiff yer wichkrafts!!!!
I suppose you want a nobel peace prize naw too Leaf??
Yoo no, da Burgerz shood git nomnomnominated fur peece pryze. Dey brings much happee an peece wif der site.
Still nawt shoor hao Al’s moovee brings peece to wurld nao….
Wuz nawt fur just teh moovee. Wuz fur awl teh otter thingz he haz dun as well.
I speckts iz becuz if teh awful things happen as sum prediks if GW cant be stopped or at leest slowed, dere will be peepl awl over fightin fur fud and water and livin space and . . .stuff.
Y eberbodee steel frm sweeet critters?
Cuz if uz steels from da tuf 1s,dey bitted uz!
hay - wherre tag cloud at botum of page go?
AND - whut happened to Jeebus kitteh?
yarly - i saw/comentd dat too n den wuz lyke “wtf”
Yes - cuz you - you - arrived awn the scene befoar enywun else. I wuz abawt to start the conga!
dat wuld have bin awesom!
yeh wot abowt teh jeebus kitteh? i clik to read comint but gotz teh blenk paige, no foto no comintz, nuffink. an now jeebus kitteh be kompleetly gon
Whut?! I neber saw a jeebus kitteh! Nooo they be steelin’ tha jeebus kitteh!
lolz
Dunno about youse, but i’z alwayz commin akross peepls who tellz me I has to find Jeebus, an now i c Jeebus wuz heer but nao he’z gone? fooey, mist my chanse…
LOLbear!
Wonder if his name is Stephen.
But then that would be Stephen LOLbert…
And anyway, bears are godless killing machines. Except the LOLbert.
methinx his name be Linus after the kidlet in Charly Brown kartune whu luved blanky
Ai makes blankees for “Project Linus” dat gifs dem to hoomin kids in crisis. Mebbe dey wood gif da babee bare wun too.
Pitteh his naim be Knut!
ai fink u ment too say teh killen masheens withowt conscheeyens…
beesyds. tehy only eetz fur seelz, an nobuddy mines taht.
I tink teh fur seelz mind!
Teh killen masheens withowt conscheeyens r
teh stoopy hoomins dat klub n shoot da bebeh harp seels. Do Not Want!
Pls stop nao.
kthxbai.
(Steps off ov sopebocks)
Nao, bak 2 ur regalary skeduled lols.
Stephen Col-bear
Wuz jes finkin sumbuddy shood send this kyutie pikshur to Stephen Col-bear! I saws him last nite at teh Apple Store when he wuz reedin frum hiz noo buk.
It was full of awsum and win! 
oh, u r soo lukkee! He r a troo merikan hero - even if he bein payed to do it!
I noes!! I lubs Steeben Colbert and Jon Stooart. Wuz so eksiting, to, becuz John Hodgeman wuz sitting sum seets down frum me! I wanted to get a pikshur with himz, but I wuz too shy.
And Steeben left rite aftur he wuz dunded, so no pikshur wif himz or ottograf opps. Wuz sad, but I gots pikshurs on my fone of him and hodgeman frum a distense!
I think this is “Knut”, a baby polar bear, that was born in the Berlin Zoo, and is not a baby any more now. He was really popular as a baby. They made a TV movie about him and all kinds of merchandise. Ppl would go to the zoo, just to see his “outings”.
S’okay Knut. You wait little bit … you soon be big ’nuff to kix dey ass if dey steal blankie! Den you have many blankies as you want. An bukkits. Cheezburgers even!
Knut big nuff nao. Teh bears dey gor beeg fastlee!!
I fownd exumlent pikchoor, but stoopy komments wunt lemme poast link.
“Izz Mah Blannkee! U
no can haz!!!… I no taykz Urz
pikkinnikk basskitt!”
Blannkee iz Liddil
Bayur’s frend! Hugz himz an skweez
himz. Namez hims Jorrje
Beeg Stoopee Hewmin
foargetz dat Liddil Bayur
haz lawwwng memmoree
Jack.
and beeeeeeg feets.
An DAM beeg poyntee ends!