5 lb box

15 lb kitteh
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capped and submitted by: Nice Melons
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15 lb kitteh
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Nice Melons
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Kat-in-teh-boax.
Ur doing it wrong!
5 lb box
15 lb kitteh
priceless.
Thank you! Krusty da cat thanks you too.
Thanks to everyone who voted!
U did dat, Nice Melons? Berry cyute! Dis reminees mee ub wen u goes too wun ub dem reeeelly good burger jointz dat jus makes teh biggest mos wunnerfull messy fuds and shakes, an dey putz teh order all in a cut off cardbord box an just stuffs all teh goodiez in dere and u gets it home an fambleee bee soooo happee.
Big kitteh stuffed in litto box like dis picture brot home fur famblee wud also caws menee happies…:D
/i noe is impossubul. I surprised dat kitteh stayin in box and not bappin sumwun an runnin away indignuntlee.
i think kitteh pickd box
Mah oranj kitteh, hoo is gon nao, useta nappiez in small boxs. felt coziness i tink. 2 kyoot.
Mai Orenj kitteh was 20 pownds an hez luvd to mak boxen spolde by layden on dems. Mizz my Tiger lawts
Im mai howze, we callz dis Fipper im Nelliebox. Nellie 15yrs old, 5-7lbs petite teeny kitteh. Fipper, 8yrs old, 2.5ft long, over 20lbs.
Reminds me of the Kat-in-teh-boks who disappeared a while back…
IKEA Kitteh habs arribed assembled an in gud wurking orders.
Box not so grate akshulley, but plz to be rememberring dere is
no garuntee on de box.
wen ayes worken retailz, youze not beleeb de state of de boxes. $200 shoeses kum in box awl beet up.
Birkenstock de worst. Grate shoeses, butt most bad boxes.
OMG WAIT
didn’t justin timberlake do a skit about this? kit in a box?
Stend, u jus reminud mee ub a berry bad joke involbing a man, a box, an a hole in teh box.
now I is laffin in spite ub mahself.
Blast! dat imuj….
Mai harblz fit jus fyn, thnxveramuch
Orunsh kitteh sez: plz to help push into portal to secret kitteh levle, i shall rewards you wit indufini.. indifen… very muchy riches!
ZOMG, sekret kitteh levle?! I can has game for ps2!?
da ornj wunz ar poysin!!!
We can has lolcat videogaym wher objekt iz to colekt as manee cheezburgers in tyme aloted?
teho? does u have teh skillz 4 dis?
*mario theme song*
Dis wud be da cuulest ting since sliced bred! (kitteh: it slices, it dices, it pukes on yer caowches!)
hmmm… yeerz ago in a preevus lief, i cuds do dis on Makumtawsh. teh gaemtiems has marchd on tho, an i taekd difrut paff. i wud needs lots ob studeez to do new vershum wif moddrn tekmologees.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/01/lolcode/
U no has enuf shipeng. Plz to repak. Wif cheezburgers.
Deniull kitteh is in deniull.
WHAT!?
I doant wayz Fifteenz pawndz!
*run awf too look at butt in teh mirrow.
iyam nawt phat. dis box fit meh fine b4 u put in wash. it shreenk.
lane bryant kitty
resents your implication
camra adds 5 pawnds.. off camra i fitz jusd fine
LOLz… me has same theeriez ’bout cameraz
geezus…you meen you yoozed 3 camras to take teh pic?
Iz ok marmie kitteh.
Onwee tiny purrcentage of kittehs iz skinny liek Meezers. U r a reel sized kitteh.
Doan u kompare urself to da pikshurs in Cat Fanceh Magazeen.
If’n dey maek funs of u, remembers ur seecret wepen..da orange!
u nawt that fat
Box needs lastic at da top fur a moar comfy fit.
mah ex-kitteh Pippin (mayherestinpeace) yoost to do dat alla tyme.
It wuz funee
mai ex-kitteh Gretal yoost to do dis tew! smawler teh bawks, teh mor she want insyd. n wen she get owt of bawks, wud b no mor bawks, b flatted cardbord!
Or iz it A sharped box?
(Pippin! i love that name- I have it tattooed on my right arm, it was a beloved girl doggy’s name she lived 17 wonderful years. Its my only tattoo.. )
I’ll probly give sumwun a BINGO here…
I had the best kitteh in the world named Pippen, too, may she rest in peace…
My udder best kitteh in the world is named Merry, which is why I had to comment here under cmerry’s comment!
LOTR FTW!!1!
Mam babee, him named Tyger Tank, he B tyger strypie and 18 pounds of purrrrrrr….. Sometimez, I calls him mah Boromirs, ’cause he so beeg, hansum, and HEABY.
iz tinks Frodo Frodo bee da best biggy phluphy hewy kitteh neim evar!
an Pippen an Merry an Bormirs an Farmirs an an an an Gimly twoo
hehe imadgin Gimly kitteh *zhat zstill onlee kaunts as wun yoo hyoomin*
mai ukl hadz beeg brwn stippe kitti, himz name waz baggins. himz waz bout 15 pounds. himz waz nice kitti, himz lik to jumps on bed, mak bed go floof! (waz ayr bed)
momcat
Neckst stahp, Ahboo Dahbee!
wosn dat sapposd 2 b Nermal n da box, Garfield
yoo must b n lazagnee phree deit pour kitteh
ZOMG!! WIN!!!1!!!
We cann nevah has enoff garfield refrenses!!
[awkward silence]
Uncompressed Cat
reqwirez compreshion
15 pownds ov kit in a 5 pownd bawx.
kit? or kyut?
both
1pownd ov kit = 1pownd ov kyut
Wud RAR kumprezzion brek teh kitteh intu equal peeces, then put him bak tugether at da deztination?
Kannot know condishun of teh kat without openng teh box…..
Unix Kittehs use hissplit to put 15 lb kittehs in 5 lb boxes and conCAT to undisassemble dem
Kitteh dough risin’ nead to be neaded now purrrrrrrr
OMG!!!! FTW!!!1!!! dis luk jus liek teh bred doh kitteh mai mum maded wonce. onlie dis kitteh nawt maded uv bred wif raysin aiz…
an kereful wen yu punch it daown- (guud breds knead to rise twise so they no has wholes in da middel fur yur jelli to fawl aout uv.) dis bred luks liek it mait punch bak, wif klause.
“no has wholes in da middel fur yur jelli to fawl aout uv”
Teh vizhal on dis mayd meh ROFLMAO!!!!
Dis Shrohdingur’s box? I no seez da poynt…
oh yeh? Jest tries to move kitteh owt of teh box, an i perdikts u see several poynts!
WIN!!!1!!!
Iz triez to splain Shroedinger to mah 8th graderzz….for FUNZ so tey be readiz for da Hi Skuul…..
Them bery confuzzled…..
gud wun! I lol’d
Somebuddee borked teh measurements! And I is not phat!
Dis mai stoopi hoomin “wate watchin” bocks. No nomnomnom till I fitz in dis ting. DO NOT WANT>
Des makes diet kitteh nomnoms. Tell hoomin 2 uze tose
Mah kitteh namb Wooley. We git dat fur hem. Calls it Fat Wooley Food.
Aye liek big catz adn Aye kannot lye!
Hee Hee. 2 my cats r 15 lbs. Odder one (HIV one) iz 20.
Dey big boyz. Adn hardz 2 pushes off da beds!
no kiddin…ai haz wun kitteh, 21 powndz uv kitteh, plus floof! bed iz not my bed ennymor, iz HER bed…she let me sleep innit sumtymez. but onlee wen itz dark owtsyde.
Trying 2 teech da kittehs to lie parallellel 2 a bed, nowt perp . . . sideways.
Sable kitteh sayz “Aye r Inigo Montoya. Aye will no be moved!”