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15 lb kitteh

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

BushyDad

Kat-in-teh-boax.

Ur doing it wrong!

Tina

5 lb box

15 lb kitteh

priceless.

Nice Melons

Thank you! Krusty da cat thanks you too. :) Thanks to everyone who voted!

Kathleen

U did dat, Nice Melons? Berry cyute! Dis reminees mee ub wen u goes too wun ub dem reeeelly good burger jointz dat jus makes teh biggest mos wunnerfull messy fuds and shakes, an dey putz teh order all in a cut off cardbord box an just stuffs all teh goodiez in dere and u gets it home an fambleee bee soooo happee.

Big kitteh stuffed in litto box like dis picture brot home fur famblee wud also caws menee happies…:D

/i noe is impossubul. I surprised dat kitteh stayin in box and not bappin sumwun an runnin away indignuntlee.

lotje

i think kitteh pickd box

shyrcat

Mah oranj kitteh, hoo is gon nao, useta nappiez in small boxs. felt coziness i tink. 2 kyoot.

Pugiron

Mai Orenj kitteh was 20 pownds an hez luvd to mak boxen spolde by layden on dems. Mizz my Tiger lawts

 
 
 
 
 
KittehLurve

Im mai howze, we callz dis Fipper im Nelliebox. Nellie 15yrs old, 5-7lbs petite teeny kitteh. Fipper, 8yrs old, 2.5ft long, over 20lbs.

 
 
woodchuck

Reminds me of the Kat-in-teh-boks who disappeared a while back…

LBeeeze

IKEA Kitteh habs arribed assembled an in gud wurking orders.

Box not so grate akshulley, but plz to be rememberring dere is

no garuntee on de box.

pegataur

wen ayes worken retailz, youze not beleeb de state of de boxes. $200 shoeses kum in box awl beet up.

Birkenstock de worst. Grate shoeses, butt most bad boxes.

 
 
 
stend

OMG WAIT

didn’t justin timberlake do a skit about this? kit in a box?

Kathleen

Stend, u jus reminud mee ub a berry bad joke involbing a man, a box, an a hole in teh box.

now I is laffin in spite ub mahself.

Blast! dat imuj….

 
 
 
MuchPie

Mai harblz fit jus fyn, thnxveramuch

 
Pick

Orunsh kitteh sez: plz to help push into portal to secret kitteh levle, i shall rewards you wit indufini.. indifen… very muchy riches!

Tina

ZOMG, sekret kitteh levle?! I can has game for ps2!?

 
infamousqbert

da ornj wunz ar poysin!!!

 
Tina

We can has lolcat videogaym wher objekt iz to colekt as manee cheezburgers in tyme aloted?

teho? does u have teh skillz 4 dis?

kitsunerina

*mario theme song*
Dis wud be da cuulest ting since sliced bred! (kitteh: it slices, it dices, it pukes on yer caowches!)

 
Teho

hmmm… yeerz ago in a preevus lief, i cuds do dis on Makumtawsh. teh gaemtiems has marchd on tho, an i taekd difrut paff. i wud needs lots ob studeez to do new vershum wif moddrn tekmologees.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/01/lolcode/

 
 
 
D.R.

U no has enuf shipeng. Plz to repak. Wif cheezburgers.

 
Melissa

Deniull kitteh is in deniull.
WHAT!?
I doant wayz Fifteenz pawndz!
*run awf too look at butt in teh mirrow.

rose

iyam nawt phat. dis box fit meh fine b4 u put in wash. it shreenk.

stend

lane bryant kitty
resents your implication

 
 
lotje

camra adds 5 pawnds.. off camra i fitz jusd fine

cmerry

LOLz… me has same theeriez ’bout cameraz

 
catalogical humor

geezus…you meen you yoozed 3 camras to take teh pic?

 
 
Romeow

Iz ok marmie kitteh.
Onwee tiny purrcentage of kittehs iz skinny liek Meezers. U r a reel sized kitteh.
Doan u kompare urself to da pikshurs in Cat Fanceh Magazeen.

If’n dey maek funs of u, remembers ur seecret wepen..da orange!

 
 
 
Romeow

Box needs lastic at da top fur a moar comfy fit.

 
Swampy

mah ex-kitteh Pippin (mayherestinpeace) yoost to do dat alla tyme.
It wuz funee

MuchPie

mai ex-kitteh Gretal yoost to do dis tew! smawler teh bawks, teh mor she want insyd. n wen she get owt of bawks, wud b no mor bawks, b flatted cardbord!

pegataur

Or iz it A sharped box?

 
 
cmerry

(Pippin! i love that name- I have it tattooed on my right arm, it was a beloved girl doggy’s name she lived 17 wonderful years. Its my only tattoo.. )

Andrea

I’ll probly give sumwun a BINGO here…

I had the best kitteh in the world named Pippen, too, may she rest in peace…

My udder best kitteh in the world is named Merry, which is why I had to comment here under cmerry’s comment!

Eleanor

LOTR FTW!!1!

Mam babee, him named Tyger Tank, he B tyger strypie and 18 pounds of purrrrrrr….. Sometimez, I calls him mah Boromirs, ’cause he so beeg, hansum, and HEABY.

naitkat

iz tinks Frodo Frodo bee da best biggy phluphy hewy kitteh neim evar!

an Pippen an Merry an Bormirs an Farmirs an an an an Gimly twoo

hehe imadgin Gimly kitteh *zhat zstill onlee kaunts as wun yoo hyoomin*

gascat

mai ukl hadz beeg brwn stippe kitti, himz name waz baggins. himz waz bout 15 pounds. himz waz nice kitti, himz lik to jumps on bed, mak bed go floof! (waz ayr bed)

momcat

 
 
 
 
 
 
jackie

Neckst stahp, Ahboo Dahbee!

naitkat

wosn dat sapposd 2 b Nermal n da box, Garfield :D

yoo must b n lazagnee phree deit pour kitteh

 
Dani

ZOMG!! WIN!!!1!!!

We cann nevah has enoff garfield refrenses!!

 
 
 
catalogical humor

Uncompressed Cat
reqwirez compreshion

Katers

15 pownds ov kit in a 5 pownd bawx.

naitkat

both

1pownd ov kit = 1pownd ov kyut

 
 
 
Dexaan

Wud RAR kumprezzion brek teh kitteh intu equal peeces, then put him bak tugether at da deztination?

catalogical humor

Kannot know condishun of teh kat without openng teh box…..

 
Atoc

Unix Kittehs use hissplit to put 15 lb kittehs in 5 lb boxes and conCAT to undisassemble dem

 
 
 
cmerry

Kitteh dough risin’ nead to be neaded now purrrrrrrr

Kitsunerina

OMG!!!! FTW!!!1!!! dis luk jus liek teh bred doh kitteh mai mum maded wonce. onlie dis kitteh nawt maded uv bred wif raysin aiz…

an kereful wen yu punch it daown- (guud breds knead to rise twise so they no has wholes in da middel fur yur jelli to fawl aout uv.) dis bred luks liek it mait punch bak, wif klause.

ManfredMom

“no has wholes in da middel fur yur jelli to fawl aout uv”

Teh vizhal on dis mayd meh ROFLMAO!!!!

 
 
 
diva

Dis Shrohdingur’s box? I no seez da poynt…

Flartus

oh yeh? Jest tries to move kitteh owt of teh box, an i perdikts u see several poynts!

orangekittehservant

WIN!!!1!!!

 
 
profkrakatoa

Iz triez to splain Shroedinger to mah 8th graderzz….for FUNZ so tey be readiz for da Hi Skuul…..

Them bery confuzzled…..

 
 
 
bubbyscranky

Somebuddee borked teh measurements! And I is not phat!

 
Lucy

Dis mai stoopi hoomin “wate watchin” bocks. No nomnomnom till I fitz in dis ting. DO NOT WANT>

pegataur

Des makes diet kitteh nomnoms. Tell hoomin 2 uze tose

dd

Mah kitteh namb Wooley. We git dat fur hem. Calls it Fat Wooley Food.

 
 
 
pegataur

Aye liek big catz adn Aye kannot lye!

Hee Hee. 2 my cats r 15 lbs. Odder one (HIV one) iz 20.

Dey big boyz. Adn hardz 2 pushes off da beds!

teenie

no kiddin…ai haz wun kitteh, 21 powndz uv kitteh, plus floof! bed iz not my bed ennymor, iz HER bed…she let me sleep innit sumtymez. but onlee wen itz dark owtsyde.

pegataur

Trying 2 teech da kittehs to lie parallellel 2 a bed, nowt perp . . . sideways.

Sable kitteh sayz “Aye r Inigo Montoya. Aye will no be moved!”