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Inscert Tab A intu Slot B … or was that Slot A?
I don feal too gud abowt dis…
I tink sumwun’s tab may bee in teh rong slot.
It was puttin tab A into slot B that got momma kitteh in this mess in the first place.
Tee Hee! Das FUNNEE!!
hows do u know it wusn’t tab B into slot A dat did de trick ??!??
Depends. Wich syd de ekwayter mama b on?
Hey, my longtime ago huzben used that line on me. Iz dat where mah 2 keds came from? splort! (hedsplode from reve..revel..shun..thought.)
overworked momma of four looking for lub in awl da wrong places.
intereseted aplicants can submit thier asl to cheez.com
I never knows how to be doing thiz. I jsut i-ball it. Looks liek momma cat do dat too.
put 2 gethar bye MOM!
teh puzzl, ur doin it rong!
iz liak wun ov dem tayk uhpart puzzlz, cept dat misstaykz rezult n poyntee tings an payn
These stucshuns is in Sweedish…where teh lolspeak strucshuns?
IKEA kitteh in menee peeses. Hao u puts togeffer wen no haz LoLspeek stucshuns or enjineeerng deegree?
Peese, MM, to splain to dis newbie Grammiekit, what is dis IDEA? my hed ‘splodin frum teh pressure, Kthxbie
err catypingos …dis IKEA is kwestchun
sum kinda store dats sells fings wif no direktions or bad direktions or not enuff peeces or too many an da too many wuns doan blong wif it… but da price iz rite…….
u getz whut u payz 4….
IKEA is a Swedish store (also found in NYC and some other places, including the internet). It sells RTA (ready to assemble) furniture, cabinets and whatever else it could take apart. I have never bought anything from them, but, as a kitchen designer who knows what it takes to make good cabinets, I wouldn’t! Usually, RTA items made anywhere else in the world have totally unintelligible instructions. Hope this helps, Grammiekit! Now back to the fun!
PS: IKEA cabinets are WAY overpriced, but they have the European contemporary look that people like in their loft apartments. (Sorry ’bout that IBK, but sometimes you get less than what you pay for!)
lol! dats tru… an i shudda let u anser dat, but i wuz awl xcited, like i heerd sumfing bout dat ikea, sose i doan knows much, but i tells it AWL…..
sides, i shops at wally-wurld. dey open awl nite.
IKEA kabnitz r overpraisd in teh US and teh UK, but cheep in teh rest of Europe. I yelld at IKEA oance, cos they sellin bed at 40 Euros in Europe, but 100 pownds in England. Teh yelling must has halpd, it now halluf teh prais (but stil a thurd moar expunsimve tahn teh 1 on teh European maneland).
I is goin to IKEA tomorro 2 bai sofuh.
Ur going to bai a sofuh?? awn ur own?? shudn’t u run taht bai Stend furst?
woodnt want to has ironical sofa wifout Stend’s helps
dis stuff gud to know…
i’m juz tottollee impressed !!
a kittehchen deesiner no less !!
i’m nut ebben gud at yoosing a tape measure !!
gosh…yoo lern sumptin ebberydai on de kitteh internets
Dey do hav some rly nice stuff tho. We gots sum of their modyoolar kloset stuff when we wuz turnin basement into apartmnt fur grampa. Is bedrum wall AND kloset! Mai daddeh put sum whyte beedbored on da bak. Looks vry nice. Den agin, mai fambly be good at puttn stuff togethr.
IKEA gots snorgly fleec blankets too. Vry warm an snorgly.
I neber had problums wif kwalitee R pryce… Ma fren made a hole noo kichen wiv IKEA stuff, ver nice! Dey hav feechurs dat yoo cant get NEware else…. U wayt fur saletiems, U get GUD deel!!
I hav wun kabinet, bot in bowt 91 or 92, went fru BIG erfkwayk, no prob! Still purtee an funkshunal!
Da instrukshuns changd, nao is moaslee pichers uv whut to do, iz MUCH harder dan befoar! But still evenchoolee coms out nice. Unless U need da ting bilt NAO, is nice stuff. Sum uv der stuffs is pre-bilt, but nawt much. Ma fren even bot a offys chayr dat wuz in parts, but fur $70 iz nice lether chayr, big an sturdee an comfee!
Flat pak gud fur small car peepuls. An dey has nice kichen supleyes an cloth an pillos an lamps, if U is nawt rich, IKEA can givs yoo lyfstyle! If U has menee buks liek me an hubbee, IKEA kan givs yoo organizings!
I bin a fan since 88, when dey opind in da OC, but den wuz calld STOR, wif an umlout. Funnee commershals bak den too!
prolly u shud call VET TEK?
i uhgree. only lisensd vet tek kan hendle dis complukated proseedur. teh porosity uv de skinz is compounded by de mininess uv de kittehs
at leest nun ov dem is orinj. dose r poysin…
shud cawl helicat fur medakul tranzpurt. he iz fini… finus… dun wit popple splort viktums
ROFLMAO!!! “popple splort” FTW!!
Tanks to yu MM!
Eben wif enjineering dagree, there alwais be 1 peece left ovar. Alwais. It must be xtra.
Huh, I alwais has 1 pees missin – ju gotz mai peece? Plz to send owva so I can finnish bukcase. Thxbai.
I can has allenkey?
Doan remindz meh! I hafta taik bed apart cos I muvin tomorro, but I lost allenkey! Waily waily waily!
U is NacMacFeegle?
Awl hails Lord Pratchett!
SQUEAK
Tank gourd sumbuddy nu wat I wus on abowt – I saw no brgrs for teh longest taim!!
NacMacFeegle wa hey!
i has teh noomerus allen renches jes in teh case allen showz up to mai houze.
Kitteh scrum
flanker on left need more coaching
It’z Mommee Nom Tyme!
Bebbeez flawk luukeeng 4 fude.
Getz snuggilz instedd
Bebbeez ebbeewayrz!
Strypee wiff sawft wyte glubbd pawz
surrowndeeng Mommee
Sum juss wantz 2 playz.
Uddurrz lurnz t3h hawrd faktz ub
dreenkeeng frumz a boal
Jack.
Dat wuz fast, Jack!
yeh…. hao did u does dat, jack? taykes meh sum time to figger owt sumfing funneh – an i doan rite pomes!!
Jack awlways deelibers !!
R doz all REAL?
Aww, the kittun on the right got a hug.
Though the rest of them seem to be getting food, except the one on the left who’s waiting in line…
So the question is, hugs or food?
i betz teh one getun hugg is durty en mommuh is grabben n cleenin hims
Wash your hands before dinner, the kittun equivalent?
Cake or death? Um, cake pleeze!
Eddie Izzard FTW!!!
sumone rang dinnur bell parently…
parently? mores likes momily!
Bad joke, Aye knows.
luks liek DISassemblee is goin 2 be teh hardur part
No disassemble Number Five!
Haiy – kitteh on teh lef – ur doin it rong!
battrees rekwired too…. (dats hao dey purrz. mystery solved!)
Dang….an awl dis tiem I tot u haz tah wien dah kittehs op fur teh purrinz.
betcha u gotz lots of scritches to shows 4 dat, huh??
windin kittehs – - bad ideeer…
Nah…jess runz dem on teh carpet liek a wine-up toi and leddem run!
o mah gourd, so happeh to know dat. i fought mebbe u waz turnin deir pore widdle tails….
*just jokin*
OH NOEZ, fink uv teh lolkitteh taylz!
Dont do this.
PLZ dont do this.
Ai fowt teh pettins cree-ayted teh electibicsitee dat powrd teh purrs!
Me toos!
Oar meybe iz sum kind osmosis? Mai kittehs alwayz purrz when dey laying on me.
Deh steelin mai energy!
So dat’s why Aye can’ts get ups and works. Itz da kittehs fault!
YUP. i’z gowin wif dat deefe….defin….excuse. wurks foar meh!
i tinks kittehs is soler-powrd!
dat why sum kittehs layz in da sun.
mmm… mebbe deres diffrent KINDS of kitteh purr mechan- mekkais- tekkie stuff. i gonna call da manuph- playce dat maded dem!
taut kittehs wr lollrpowrd. iz rong. iz solewrdprwrd. *off to Ebay to buyz vowls.*
shineese puzul kittehs.
A preshus pandimoneeum of purrz….
Absolootly amazing alliterashun!
Dogpile!
Yer doin it rong.
Iz nawt goggie pyel, silleh! Is kitteh pyel!
Drats~wuz gonna unleash dat wun
…now i have to go to Plan B…
BTW wuz plan b?
barrell-o-monkees? naw. it be barrell-o-kittehs now!
oh hai –
barel o kittehs meik hed go splort
tooooo mush o de kyootnez
aw teh kittehs ar bak. i wuz gettin teh feelins uv o noes wher ar teh kyoot kittehs! but nao dey bak. mai hed start to get big… bowt to splort…. from teh kyoot…. aaaand….
*SPLORT*
pleh. mai hed slpode from teh kyoot. ai was waitin fordat to happun.
iz y braikh uv kittehs is nesserie, auder moor sranrap for the hedsplodes.
cleanup on eylle splort pleeze.
*mopmopmop*
*gets brayns in swim kap, puts kap on 343′s hed an rolls gurnee awai*
Kleen up on aisle 3…..
lulz fankoo gies! my hed, it’z feelin bedder. i’z glad to see teh kittehs agen. is hed splodes liek chikkin poks? wuns i haves dem, i cannoh get dem agen?
Nao, sawrry is oppsite. Wunce u had wun hedsplort u is compelled to rebisit ICHC moar an moar regerlarly. An splodin hed tehn pretty mush unavoidubble.
Is liek that gy in teh pawn shop in Men In Blak. Teh hed splortz, tehn groes rite bak, onlee yu gots skwishy stufz to cleen up. Sumtimez even braynes.
Wrds fail meh!
all oh themz r poorness!
Dis y dey has de ‘tak a nummer’ fing in de deli
Oar in dis kaes….taekz a ‘nommer’….
DK, dat be bery “punnee”
Tenk yew! I dew trai 2 spred teh ‘punshien’ wherebur I goez.
‘lo – dis da bad pun eylle? Tick or Teat!
Al I are grateful for is dat nobuddy menshunned fish. Dey seem 2 bring owt teh wurst punnees.
Punnies? U meen liek “Salmon Janet evening.?”
I can has Gayla affair?
)
Kitteh Congo Line
FAIL
Roobix catz.
This be the beginnin of the nuw NFL team – runnin backs, forwards an all drektiuns, n somwun ferget the safety. It be called de Springfield muffins, with Homer as Chief Coach.
Purrrhaps dey can reeplase teh members of teh Syracuse foootball team. Dose guys keeps furgettins to show up on teh feeld!
Nothing humerous to say….
Seriously….what a beautiful litter.
Spots, stripes, socks, no socks, ringed tails…..I’ll take them all !! MAMA too !!
LURVE !
@HUMANSLAVE Thank you. The kittens were all placed in wonderful homes and we got the mama vetted and spayed; she moved indoors to live with us and our two other cats and everyone is doing great.
oh noes !!111!! she’s back … just say NO to ann coulter
just say PLEH!
MAAAANNN.
I’z goane for jus a lil while an soooo manee new pics.
OFF thread, I dunno if or who remembers from previous chat in the meebo room awhile back,
My husband’s friend with Lymphoma died, so I am busy between work and funeral and helpin the family out, so I may not be here as often as I like for next couple of days.
PEACE!
Aye so sorry. Hopes ebryones at peace nao. Ai keeps u n mai toughts
That is so sad for your husband Always hard to lose a friend (or a cat, or a relative – just darn HARD!). You must do what you must do – I’m sure your presence and help will be greatly appreciated by everyone. But you will be greatly missed here. It’s alway more fun when you are here.
I’m sorry to hear about that. Everyone understands if we don’t hear from you. We’ll be glad to hear from you when you can join us.
{{{{hugz}}}}
*huggles* We wish you the best!
My condolences.
ICHC will be waiting for you when you’re ready to come back.
Peaceful, healing thoughts to you.
Awww. *big hugs* I’m sorry to hear that. You know we’re always here, and take as much time as you need before you dive back in. I’m sending my love to you and your hubby.
I’m so sorry & will pray for all. Down the road, a bereavement group may help so much with the pain.
I’m sorry to here that – I actually had lymphoma myself (I’m in remission). I’ll be sure to light a luminaria for your friend’s husband at the Relay in April (What was his name, btw?).
I so sorree for yu, Lissa…..we will be heer when yu come bak, kai? Yu givez much comfort to frenz in need rite now…yu good peep!
We send thots and praiers to all teh caring Powurs for strenth an comfurt for you an yrs.
Look in on us when yu need a brake an a hug an a smile.
Fumble!!11!! I getz da ball!1!
Insert Tabby A into Slot B…Also known as a Kitteh Mobieus Strip…
Thas not how u foxtrot jeebus…….I liek to foxtrot : )
HAY U KIDZ, no buttin’ in da lunch lyne!
Mommehkitteh…I noez, I noez….dey be weand bery bery soon….sigh
I just wanted to say firstly that thank the lawd my work’s web filter actually lets this wonderful site be viewed on my workstation! Second I wanted to say GREAT JOB on the Frisky Dingo plug! I love that show and love this site and am so glad such an unholy union could be made! WOo congrats!
Dinner and a bath…purrrfect!
Getting prepped for Caterday bar scrimmage
“`Cause Caterday night’s the night I like
Caterday night’s alright alright alright”
Caturday nite’s allrite for fightin…
Tihs no luk lyk assembliez at mai skool, wit teh scarie hed teecheh wit teh sadleedisappoyntedvoyce an teh littul chilluns singin Awl Tings Bryte an Bootiful an teh over teeches fawlin sleeps. No wayt; mebbe it dose!
lol @homescribe…
She would skewer and eat kittehs…
Seriously…sooo beautiful. I love momma cat/kitteh pics.
Want!
iz my majinashun or is sum kitteh go down da line, nibblin’ chzbrgrs? I canna fix alz by mysef! 5 5 5 5 5 5…flopz.
Iz liks dis eberytime de fur suitz goez on sale at Fileene’z Baasement.
seems 2 me dar iz sum DISassembliez requird?
MILK BAR NAO KLOSD!!!
Ownr uv milk bar goze berzerk, deetails at leben!
i can has moloko?
Combin kittehs to maek giant robokiteh! GO!
Constructicats combine into Devestator!
kitteh buffay.. plz to nawt be cutten in lyne.
o wayte – i can has better comment?
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nao my leetle droogiez, we can has koshka moloko bar! ..is nawt so grate, akshully.
Lookit all teh floof and teh stripes teh spots and tainee bebbeh paws!
Dis be cyootness at kritticul mass.
Srsly, wud haff 50 kittehs did I cud ford it.
Mee also.
Lookit the kitteh on de ryte. She be jumpin on Mamah’s hed. Silly kitteh, dere’s no meelks dere. Get bak in lyne lyke evrybuddy els.
She just wants a hug.
kewl pikture, bt tha katz r not fall-o-ing drecshuns
Hope teh mommah kitteh noes how to cownt — too menny wigglee bebehs!!
royal kitteh rumble.
soopurkitteh tank:sum assembliez requird.
lul
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That is actually probably the best one! I agree!
my favourite is this is how I roll!
omgosh! where’s her head?!