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photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: purplepaste
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
nooboody luvs me … itz tru
or mebe - dis wall iz relevant to mah interests
Dis mah wall get you ohwn wall dey is a few mo oveah der…
Emocat ztarz at blaynk wawl, beginz teh bad hakk poh-i-tree whut baginz wif da lyn “I ztarez at diz blaynk wawl…”
Dasidez foar broadur owtluuk on teh werld, foar to be axplayn dat haz seen da HOLE WERLD an’ is awl da saym…. changiz furzt lyn to “I ztarez at deez foar blaynk wawlz…”
Emokat den dasyds iz nawt werth it, nohbudie lissinz enniewae.
I see a brown wall and I want it painted black…
Mabee den I’ll fayde away n not hav to fayse teh fax
itz not eezy faycin up wen ur hole wurld is blak
(Painted Blak - purrfect song for emo kitteh)
much win!
bak in blak by ac/dc r 2 happeh for emo, i fink… rite?
that album sucks i cant belive i bouth it & is kinda for emos but they cant sing for shit
no body loves me
everybody hates me
guess I will go eat worms
Short fat fuzzy ones
Long thin slimy ones
something something something something worms
(I forgotted teh wurds - plz to fill in urself. Kthxbai)
Doan wurreh, it doasent need filling-ins, I still laffs.
*lulz*
mee tooo! wuz funy muchly!
Short fat fuzzy ones,
Long thin slimy ones,
See how they squiggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off,
Suck their guts out,
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how I survive on
Worms three times a day!
Oh, what parenthood can teach you! (Or re-awaken in brain cells that have long been dormant…)
ew. wtf?
Guess I left out the first verse. Here it goes again:
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms.
Short fat fuzzy ones,
Long thin slimy ones,
See how they squiggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off,
Suck their guts out,
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how I survive on
Worms three times a day!
Anyone remember that one?
mai kitteh eetz wurmz fur reel!
and uv KORSE ai membr dat wun. dat wun and “great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts” werr staypuls of mai uuth.
mai kittehs eets spyderz for us so’s we don’t needz to skwersh ‘em. Theyy also scares teh meese awai tho thei nevar cachiz thems.
i dun remember whut dis song frum.
I noes it frum tha dangermouse!!!!
hai, woodchuck!
yes, i members dat song. i singed it wen i wuz liddle. or sumtime mah mommeh singed it to meh wen she wuz *** mocking meh***.
k, i all better nao.
Ai members song, WC!! Ai sing it to teh kittehs wen dey b hollerin dat its not dindin tyme yet!
wtg woodchuck! :D) I sure couldn’t rememberz all dat!
I has seeweus adikshun to lol catz.
who duzzint?
Oh, hai.
Doo u bee dat cookie teh orange cat made an den eeted?
Jus wunnering.
Kthxbai.
O, wait.
In Soviet Russia, cookies make a kitteh for u den eat it.
First one was slimy
Second one was grimy
Third and fourth came up
Ewz. I nevar liekd dat sawng… nao i memberz wy.
*pleh!pleh!pleh!*
Cudnt haf sed it bettar m’selv.
Hao to eet fryd werms. Buk much bedder dan moovee!
Last line:
‘going out in the garden eat wooorms
“itsy bitsy, fuzzy-wuzzy wooorms!”
n e buddy sawded dat buk *tribe of tiger*? i fink she splained why dey duz dat. goggies holler so dey can group up togevver. kittehs holler just so dey knows where everbuddy iz.
so i dint say da hole fing right… i mean…
kittehs luks like dey ignorin uz wen dey dont turn arownd an we dun CALLED dem. dey turn wun eer an den turns it back. dey finks we just chekkin in wif dem.
de duznt finks we want dem to do ennyfing.
wen goggies duz dat - - dey r bean bad goggies.
Dat fasin8in!!! But den, ma Willem wood come wen I called him, he lurved me so much. Altho RC wood jus moov so her bell wood ring, an I wood no where she at. I nebber wantid to disturb her hidins, jus be shoor she still inside ma aparkmint an alive. She an I unnerstood eech uvver dat way!
omg….. now THAT is funny!!
Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, we’re gonna eat worms.
Contemplation….should I cut my ear off, or make a masterpiece etching right here….? let me sleep on it zzz
oh, defnitly teh skr-etching, kitteh
wen yu wakzzzzzzzzzzz
poor kitty!
i’ll give you lovies and scritchins and kibbles and string and other thingies to make you happy.
of course if you just want a nap - go right ahead.
and pretty decent furnitures, by the look of it. u just do whut u need to do … we will be here 4 u when u need us
pbfffft…:p emo my tail, u just no interest me
Awwww…tell me all about it over some nice cheezburgers & milk! I’m a good lisner!
you only misspelled two words. that’s unacceptable. we at icanhascheezburger require mind boggling amounts of illegibility. i had no trouble understanding your comment! that’s not what the comment system is for. please add random vowels and change syllables to be close to but not exactly the original pronunciation so readers are forced to look at the word for 5-15 seconds before deciphering what it’s supposed to be.
lol Hal….the CHZ police can has you for recruit?
yeah? sameto yu bub! yu has nao mispelled wurds eifer.
Nao, but teh punkchewashun is awful, so I gess taht compnsaits. I can haz capital lettrs?
All right folks, it is time for the Refrense Lolbrarian to air a pet peeve. Legibility is a word that refers to handwriting or print. Prescriptions are notorious for being illegible. Sometimes my morning paper is illegible because the ink is too light.
illegible – adjective: not legible; impossible or hard to read or decipher because of poor handwriting, faded print, etc.: This letter is completely illegible.
legible – adjective: capable of being read or deciphered, esp. with ease, as writing or printing; easily readable.
If you say that a comment is illegible, then the fault must lie with your monitor. I think what you mean to say is that a comment is undecipherable, as is an undecipherable code, or unintelligble or incomprehensible, as in the thought expressed in the comment makes no sense.
incomprehensible – adjective: impossible to understand or comprehend; unintelligible.
unintelligible – adjective: not intelligible; not capable of being understood.
If you are going to be high and mighty and look down your nose at people who enjoy lolspeak, then it behooves you to use proper English, which includes knowing the definition of the words you are using to express your disdain.
At ICHC, lolspeak is optional. Those who want to use it, do so. Those who prefer not to, don’t. What isn’t optional is tolerance. We do not criticise commenters whose only “sin” is a desire to communicate a thought, joke or insight. We do not criticise whether or not someone chooses to speak in Lolspeak or not. We do criticise commenters who make mean-spirited or derogatory comments.
And this is one soap box I do not plan on getting down from.
fank u, dm. u doan need to getz down offa dere. u right.
i r nawt happeh wif da wuns who krirtis- chritsis- tawk bad bout uvvers. deres a way- - an den deres a better way uv sayin fings sose nobuddy getz hurted.
mosely i r berry berry happeh wif mah lolfrenz. i sayed it b4: lolfrenz iz smart, funneh, involved, daiberse, informed… i mose allways lurnz sumfing i dint knowed b4.
Kill ‘em DM!!!
On Fark.com, Caturday is such a wunnerful day. But dere allus bee meen peepuls wut cum and post vereh nasteh comments and yucky picshures no san pursun wunts too see. Mebee sum peepul get banned. Oh, mai, deh p!55 an moan an wine an bellyache and insult and nag….why? Cause dey doan liek dat thred.
FO TEH LUV OF GAWD, FOOS, DON READ TEH CATURDAY TRED, DEN!!
U NOE it gonna bee der.
Lakwas, if u noe lak dis silly talk, go teh freek AWAI and DO NOT let teh door nob hit u in teh BUTT!
Dere is no reesun u needs too bee heer cumplaning. Wee is habbin fun. Leeve us alone and go sumwhere were U can hab fun too. PLEEZE. Oh, u cant hab no fun? I is sorry for U.
So dere.
Well spoken, D Marie! This is the only thing of this kind that I have ever done, so I did not know that other sites have mean spirited people making nasty comments. What I DO know is that this is such a happy place (as it should be, being descended from dear Happy Cat) and I have enormous amounts of fun here.
And I have become very fond of many of the people here, as well. I have been highly fortunate all of my life in that I have always had many wonderful and funny friends. My job made it easy to meet such people. But the friends here are a whole different dimension - hard to explain - but I don’t need to, as you all know what I mean.
I find it thrilling to have someone like you stand up and defend us all. It’s actually a glorious sight. What I actually see is Queen Boadicea wheeling around in her chariot! (But with a happier ending)
We wunders haow manny kittehs outdere be named affer Boadicea. I is Athena Noor and my fat sister is named Pansy Emila affer hers Auntie Emily Anemone who iz o’corse named affer
Emly Dickinson. Mummy and Daddy thot abour Budicca, butt desided it would come to b calling her Boo-boo. An dat we alls no is a babeh baer’sname.
Ai am suddenlee nit free!
But I agree, semantix R berree berree importint!
So iz havin fun an bein frens at de mininiminimum!
I too lurves ma lolfrenz, an am happee dis a nice frenlee playce fur all to come an play. Even if yoo grumpee, yoo wont be evree day after a wile!
I agreez wif you DM :D) But……I do think he was jus tryin to be phunny…not like…mean spirited or sumting. I just sayin…
I tinks we needs a “sarcastic yet amyouzin” emoticon so we’s can tell if sumwun iz bein all mok offended “oh noes, tink of teh lolcat, DO NOT DO THIS” or sumwun reely has teh pantees inna bunsh.
If u is a nu postr, plz to be makin cleer wether u is laffin insaid or habin hissy fit, to rejuice teh risk ob wun ob owr reglrs rupsherin a blood vessel wit rage or lettin slip teh goggies of war on ur a**.
lmao……….so true :D)
iz wot i thoot 2
Mee tu.
Hale gramer nazi
lol j/k
You can has problems understanding humour. It’s quite obvious Hal’s comment was all for fun.