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  1. Tina says:

    nooboody luvs me … itz tru

  2. leaf says:

    Contemplation….should I cut my ear off, or make a masterpiece etching right here….? let me sleep on it zzz

  3. dogbotherer says:

    poor kitty!
    i’ll give you lovies and scritchins and kibbles and string and other thingies to make you happy.

    of course if you just want a nap – go right ahead.

  4. leaf says:

    pbfffft…:p emo my tail, u just no interest me

  5. JAJEH says:

    Awwww…tell me all about it over some nice cheezburgers & milk! I’m a good lisner!

    • Hal says:

      you only misspelled two words. that’s unacceptable. we at icanhascheezburger require mind boggling amounts of illegibility. i had no trouble understanding your comment! that’s not what the comment system is for. please add random vowels and change syllables to be close to but not exactly the original pronunciation so readers are forced to look at the word for 5-15 seconds before deciphering what it’s supposed to be.

      • gayla34 says:

        lol Hal….the CHZ police can has you for recruit?

      • whiskers says:

        yeah? sameto yu bub! yu has nao mispelled wurds eifer.

      • D Marie says:

        All right folks, it is time for the Refrense Lolbrarian to air a pet peeve. Legibility is a word that refers to handwriting or print. Prescriptions are notorious for being illegible. Sometimes my morning paper is illegible because the ink is too light.

        illegible – adjective: not legible; impossible or hard to read or decipher because of poor handwriting, faded print, etc.: This letter is completely illegible.

        legible – adjective: capable of being read or deciphered, esp. with ease, as writing or printing; easily readable.

        If you say that a comment is illegible, then the fault must lie with your monitor. I think what you mean to say is that a comment is undecipherable, as is an undecipherable code, or unintelligble or incomprehensible, as in the thought expressed in the comment makes no sense.

        incomprehensible – adjective: impossible to understand or comprehend; unintelligible.

        unintelligible – adjective: not intelligible; not capable of being understood.

        If you are going to be high and mighty and look down your nose at people who enjoy lolspeak, then it behooves you to use proper English, which includes knowing the definition of the words you are using to express your disdain.

        At ICHC, lolspeak is optional. Those who want to use it, do so. Those who prefer not to, don’t. What isn’t optional is tolerance. We do not criticise commenters whose only “sin” is a desire to communicate a thought, joke or insight. We do not criticise whether or not someone chooses to speak in Lolspeak or not. We do criticise commenters who make mean-spirited or derogatory comments.

        And this is one soap box I do not plan on getting down from.

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          fank u, dm. u doan need to getz down offa dere. u right.

          i r nawt happeh wif da wuns who krirtis- chritsis- tawk bad bout uvvers. deres a way- – an den deres a better way uv sayin fings sose nobuddy getz hurted.

          mosely i r berry berry happeh wif mah lolfrenz. i sayed it b4: lolfrenz iz smart, funneh, involved, daiberse, informed… i mose allways lurnz sumfing i dint knowed b4.

        • ManfredMom says:

          Kill ‘em DM!!!

        • Kathleen says:

          On Fark.com, Caturday is such a wunnerful day. But dere allus bee meen peepuls wut cum and post vereh nasteh comments and yucky picshures no san pursun wunts too see. Mebee sum peepul get banned. Oh, mai, deh p!55 an moan an wine an bellyache and insult and nag….why? Cause dey doan liek dat thred.

          FO TEH LUV OF GAWD, FOOS, DON READ TEH CATURDAY TRED, DEN!!

          U NOE it gonna bee der.

          Lakwas, if u noe lak dis silly talk, go teh freek AWAI and DO NOT let teh door nob hit u in teh BUTT!

          Dere is no reesun u needs too bee heer cumplaning. Wee is habbin fun. Leeve us alone and go sumwhere were U can hab fun too. PLEEZE. Oh, u cant hab no fun? I is sorry for U. :(

          So dere. :P

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Well spoken, D Marie! This is the only thing of this kind that I have ever done, so I did not know that other sites have mean spirited people making nasty comments. What I DO know is that this is such a happy place (as it should be, being descended from dear Happy Cat) and I have enormous amounts of fun here.

          And I have become very fond of many of the people here, as well. I have been highly fortunate all of my life in that I have always had many wonderful and funny friends. My job made it easy to meet such people. But the friends here are a whole different dimension – hard to explain – but I don’t need to, as you all know what I mean.

          I find it thrilling to have someone like you stand up and defend us all. It’s actually a glorious sight. What I actually see is Queen Boadicea wheeling around in her chariot! (But with a happier ending)

          • nooripuss says:

            We wunders haow manny kittehs outdere be named affer Boadicea. I is Athena Noor and my fat sister is named Pansy Emila affer hers Auntie Emily Anemone who iz o’corse named affer
            Emly Dickinson. Mummy and Daddy thot abour Budicca, butt desided it would come to b calling her Boo-boo. An dat we alls no is a babeh baer’sname.

            • Shayde says:

              Ma kitteh is Boo Boo. Dat short fer Blue Eyes ’cause Sinatara wuz 2 big naem fer wittle gurl kitteh. Dat an’ she alwaes gettin’ de boo boos, liek when she firs comed to livz wif me an gotted fixed, her eated her stitchz and maed all her wite furz turn red. Wuz scari but her Dr. wuz jus nex dor an glude her togever agin. Wuz gud.

        • B! says:

          Ai am suddenlee nit free!

          But I agree, semantix R berree berree importint!

          • B! says:

            So iz havin fun an bein frens at de mininiminimum!

            I too lurves ma lolfrenz, an am happee dis a nice frenlee playce fur all to come an play. Even if yoo grumpee, yoo wont be evree day after a wile!

        • gayla34 says:

          I agreez wif you DM :D ) But……I do think he was jus tryin to be phunny…not like…mean spirited or sumting. I just sayin…

          • SJ says:

            I tinks we needs a “sarcastic yet amyouzin” emoticon so we’s can tell if sumwun iz bein all mok offended “oh noes, tink of teh lolcat, DO NOT DO THIS” or sumwun reely has teh pantees inna bunsh.

            If u is a nu postr, plz to be makin cleer wether u is laffin insaid or habin hissy fit, to rejuice teh risk ob wun ob owr reglrs rupsherin a blood vessel wit rage or lettin slip teh goggies of war on ur a**.

          • dd says:

            iz wot i thoot 2

        • Tina says:

          Hale gramer nazi

        • pancat says:

          You can has problems understanding humour. It’s quite obvious Hal’s comment was all for fun.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        OK Hal – we wants to know. Wuz you being funnee – or dids you meen it? Has we gotten awl excited fur nuthing? Sumtiems is nawt so cleer. We is reel gud a aplolojizing if we has ronged you.

      • ittehbittehkitteh says:

        k, hal. guess we gotz anuvver kinda splort – hed asplode frum da MAD… mebbe we calls it diffrent. mebbe *splooot*. u gotz alot of hyooming beans all splooooted! if u wuz jokin, i sry i dint knows dat. if u wuznt jokin – - boy-oh-boy, did u get uss goin.

    • LuvBJones says:

      I’ll join u wit burgers n milks, jajeh!

  6. brainfire says:

    emo kitteh wayting 4 godot

    • bootawn says:

      an weiytin…an wayting….an waitning….

      I do likez that pley! seen it sebberel timez an one tyme desayne an builtd a set for yt. Ennertainingt.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Bootawn – mai curiositee is agayn peeked. Mai I ask whar it wuz taht u did teh dsaynein and builden ov teh set?

      • cSmall says:

        me 2!
        i dun costyooms once 4 it. Becket wuz rollin in himz grave – it were 2 grrls…postapopoapaliptik…fun…mostly
        whut waz yers lyk? wer did yu do it?

        • bootawn says:

          it wuz projyect fur unievursitty klass wif teatre styoodints frum anudder unievursettee. We wuz bildin zets, and dey wuz akteen. We dun kolab…cullaba…werkin’ togevver.

          Becket prolly rolleng himz grayve wit ourz too, wuz vewy minimalistik setz we bilt! Hadz to ooze many imageratiyuns.

  7. KickahaOta says:

    Kitteh finds this wall
    much more fun and interesting
    than photographer. :)

  8. Pick says:

    Aw a cuttycat

  9. Msfolly says:

    Virtual Typing…

    Prolly lst of de complaints!

  10. KittehLurve says:

    Kitteh iz lissins but not want u nao. Mornin medtashuns in prog….iz happnin. Shhh plzkthxbai

  11. Nick says:

    I b bad kitteh…

    Must sit in da cornr for 15 minutes.

  12. SJ says:

    Kitteh ackshully has cellphone wedgd under left eer.

    “Ya, I noze, an tehn Midge says she seed Blackie and taht orinj kitteh from Brokeback Mowntin all snorglin an tehy SAID tehy wus gowin fishin, but ai has mai dowts, an mai hyoomin’s been maykin all tehs weerd “squee!!! splort!!” noises an luks laik her hed sploded but I gess so lawn as I can still gets mai face in teh kibbl bag will awl be okay, anyway ju seen anny gud skwrl jokes laitly?”

  13. babycakes says:

    what are an “emo”?

    we no has “emo” in england

  14. BonzoGal says:

    Kitteh is watchin inner-eyelid teevee. Berry inneresting dokyoomentaree on teh sleepin habitz uv aminuls.

  15. diva says:

    Iz not emo. Iz jus ignorin u.

  16. ManfredMom says:

    Awww kitteh, awl ob us ob ICHC is b tryn to unnersten u n awl teh udder kittehs fur lawng tymes. Not so EZ!

  17. mark day says:

    Mai angst.

    Let me not show you it.

    Srsly.

    Stawp lukin.

    Leaf me alones.

    Hai, wait, where’s u goin?

    Come backsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

  18. Sangrail says:

    Buggroff, kthxbai.

  19. Sangrail says:

    Fortieth! \o/ !!!

    Whut? Furst, Fortieth, same diffs.

  20. Pittypat says:

    t.s. elicat says:

    ow sorr
    ow wall

    • Pittypat says:

      oopziez, i miskwoted mai miskwote. not tse but e.e. cummings, i think, sorta.
      anyone remember:

      ow sorr
      ow pill

      ?? i cant find it aneewares an its buggin me. . .

      • D Marie says:

        Pittypat – U can has fame! I googled your quote cuz I can’t remember either…..I got ONE response. This comment of yours. Cool, but useless to answer the question.

      • D Marie says:

        Archy and Mehitabel maybe?

        • Pittypat says:

          oh i love A&M too! So happy to find out that the house I bought 2 years ago was inhabited, in the 1700’s, by a Mahitabel. I picture her as an alley cat, reincarnated from Cleopatra. . .

          But i’m pretty sure it’s an old ee cummings poem. It always moved me: owsorrowpillowsorrowpillow etcetc. Sort of captured depression, for an angst-y teen, back then. kthx for trying to track it down dm – you’re a peach.

          • B! says:

            sorrow pillow?

            I usta luv ee cummings when I wuz just b!

            • Pittypat says:

              i still hasnt finded it, but found this (luvs “inch of air”):

              spring is like a perhaps
              Hand in a window
              (carefully to
              and from moving New and
              Old things,while
              people stare carefully
              moving a perhaps
              fraction of flower here placing
              an inch of air there) and
              without breaking anything.

  21. gayla34 says:

    Your interest is not relivant to mai needs…unless of course you have treats? Then maibe I will pay u attention.

  22. purrball says:

    hey kitteh! ur eer is turrnd this wai… ur lisinin, arnt u? kitteh! KITTEH! sry to borr u. kthxbai.

  23. sish says:

    Weltschmerz.
    I has it.

    • SJ says:

      Wallschmerz?

      • Flo says:

        Or iz maybbe evin Herzschmerz…mins pain in de heartz in Germanz

        • kim says:

          Teen comment mush funny. Teen daughter sleeps in a burrow of clothing, cannot figure how to put hanger insided clothes for to hanging up in clozet-much eye roll and Heavy Sigh. alzo 20,000 txtmssgs. She will be 18 soon and I making much planning for her room. Kittehs will be able to bask in sunny winnow without me having to send in search partee.

          Garbo Cat Vants To Be Alone

    • ronniecat says:

      Tortured philosophy ref FTW!!!1!!!

    • woodchuck says:

      Weltschmerz.

      One of my favorite words during freshman year of college.
      Sophomore and junior years, too.

      • ittehbittehkitteh says:

        i likes schadenfreude – cause it taykes like tu or free sentenses to splain dat in inglish. an da gemuetlichkeit. whut iz dat, anywayz? alls da teechur wud say iz: *well, there isnt a word for that in english*. cozy-ness? gud mud – i-ness?

        • sish says:

          Da Fronch, dey callz it “bonhomie.”

        • B! says:

          I awlwayz thot uv gemutlichkeit as sorta famblee happee togevver feeling… mebbee sorta nostaljiklee cozy? Schnorlee? Kitteh pile uv happiness?

          An Shaudenfreude pleezes me. Dunno why. Mebbee is onlee kinda revenj I ever gits….

          • B! says:

            oops, dat’s schnorGlee…

            • SJ says:

              Schnorglee bees gud translaishun ai tink.

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              dint knows da jermans did schnorgles, butt i guess it fitz…

              b!, da best revenj is allwayz 2 b happy an forgit da jerk hu dun hurted u. jerks doan haz no sensibitillitivee, so reel revenj r lost on dem. dey sez: “jee, wai u dun dat 2 meh?” or “it wuznt so bad whut i dun 2 u.”

  24. LuvBJones says:

    I be ignorin u. Just wantid U to no dat. Still ignorin u. U see me ignorin u, rite? I jus go over n sit on couch so u can see me ignorinu.

  25. JH says:

    emo kitteh dropped his fallout boi cd on syde of bed.

  26. 343GuiltySpark says:

    emo kitteh nedes a hug.

    *huggggg*

    der. see, emo kitteh? it wil al bee oekay. in teh meentiem, go take teh black ai-linur off and stop lissenin to fall out boi and evanescence.

    (for al yoo deer reders, i do luv me sum evanescence. but mee sink in kitteh’s cais, iz best to lissen to somfing moar happee. like mebbe… hm i can’t sink uv anee sing bedder for to lissen to. anee sujeshuns for sad sad emo kitteh?)

  27. thisncat says:

    I neu heer. Wen mi boyz litl they say mommee you weerd. I find ICHC. Iz not weerd! Iz not weerd! I jus like deez hyumans! wait! maebee we all weerd. Son com home frm coledge, no beeutiful grlfrnd N E more. Why honee? Oh she no like Spamalot, she no like the Boss, she no like chzbrger-type fud, she no like my goggie…. Ok, you snorgle my goggie,I make chzbrger type fud, and we watch funeee movee. What u wunt? yung frankensteen, fish called wanda… U gots Blazin Saddles?……poot! I does.DING!…U may b redee 4 ICHC…What?…I lurves u…..U weerd Mommee….fanku. He all growed up!

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      all growed up? i HATE wen dat happenz.

      • D Marie says:

        Teh gud part is when dey start paying for dere own food. I can now go to teh soopermarkit witout takin out a loan! Skinny teenaje boys can eat lots of food!

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          tru dat. an wen dey payz 4 dere own enter-tain-mint. dats wonnerfull.

          (mah boy. allways bored. let me show his toyz…)

          • SJ says:

            An gets tehr own car or getz fren wit car so u no has to draiv tem all obers town in middl ov teh nait or get in car tu fain gas tank emtee an car full ob brgr rapprs an drink cartons an waddid up bits uf kleenx (bes nawt tu tink tu mush about tohs) an Linkin Park in teh CD playr.

  28. lovcharliecat says:

    somwherz ober deh rainbo..bubirds fyy…nomnomnom!!!

  29. marie says:

    Mah kitteh lookin like dis right now becauze she had go to vet!! She was havin’ butt problemz. Her caption is: “Why you take me to vetz, letz them looks at my naughty bitz?? BAD HOOMAN!”

  30. kim says:

    Oooooo-I luvs De Boss! Him playin in Canananada tonight! Bebbe We Wuz Borned To Runnnnnnn….

  31. Ambermcbride says:

    Emo cat. I love that.

  32. CRRRAAAUUUUUUWLLLIN EEEEEN MAH FURRRRZ, DEEZ WOOONDZ DEY WIIIIIL NOT HEEEEEEAAAAALLLZZ!1! *cutcutcut*

  33. lunarmommy says:

    iz nawt sulking. iz emo. importunt diffruns. nawt saym fing atawl.

    reelly.

  34. Alice Shortcake says:

    Tragik emocat haz no opposbul fums, unabel 2 rite bad poetree

  35. ZoeyJak says:

    iz okay kittie! iz buyed u ah brighteyes cd!

  36. urmom says:

    omg! that cat looks just like mine!!!!!! omg!

    • Jessica says:

      Really?! That’s awesome! Calvin is not a common looking cat! I hand raised him when I was in college in Starkville, MS… He’s the best.

  37. Derek says:

    i’z care

  38. Jon Cooper says:

    poor emo cat don’t worry I undrstand yoo

  39. Mewakii says:

    Aii undrstnd emo kitteh!


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