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nooboody luvs me … itz tru
or mebe – dis wall iz relevant to mah interests
Dis mah wall get you ohwn wall dey is a few mo oveah der…
Emocat ztarz at blaynk wawl, beginz teh bad hakk poh-i-tree whut baginz wif da lyn “I ztarez at diz blaynk wawl…”
Dasidez foar broadur owtluuk on teh werld, foar to be axplayn dat haz seen da HOLE WERLD an’ is awl da saym…. changiz furzt lyn to “I ztarez at deez foar blaynk wawlz…”
Emokat den dasyds iz nawt werth it, nohbudie lissinz enniewae.
I see a brown wall and I want it painted black…
Mabee den I’ll fayde away n not hav to fayse teh fax
itz not eezy faycin up wen ur hole wurld is blak
(Painted Blak – purrfect song for emo kitteh)
much win!
bak in blak by ac/dc r 2 happeh for emo, i fink… rite?
that album sucks i cant belive i bouth it & is kinda for emos but they cant sing for shit
no body loves me
everybody hates me
guess I will go eat worms
Short fat fuzzy ones
Long thin slimy ones
something something something something worms
(I forgotted teh wurds – plz to fill in urself. Kthxbai)
Doan wurreh, it doasent need filling-ins, I still laffs.
*lulz*
mee tooo! wuz funy muchly!
Short fat fuzzy ones,
Long thin slimy ones,
See how they squiggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off,
Suck their guts out,
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how I survive on
Worms three times a day!
Oh, what parenthood can teach you! (Or re-awaken in brain cells that have long been dormant…)
ew. wtf?
Guess I left out the first verse. Here it goes again:
Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms.
Short fat fuzzy ones,
Long thin slimy ones,
See how they squiggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off,
Suck their guts out,
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how I survive on
Worms three times a day!
Anyone remember that one?
mai kitteh eetz wurmz fur reel!
and uv KORSE ai membr dat wun. dat wun and “great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts” werr staypuls of mai uuth.
mai kittehs eets spyderz for us so’s we don’t needz to skwersh ‘em. Theyy also scares teh meese awai tho thei nevar cachiz thems.
i dun remember whut dis song frum.
I noes it frum tha dangermouse!!!!
hai, woodchuck!
yes, i members dat song. i singed it wen i wuz liddle. or sumtime mah mommeh singed it to meh wen she wuz *** mocking meh***.
k, i all better nao.
Ai members song, WC!! Ai sing it to teh kittehs wen dey b hollerin dat its not dindin tyme yet!
wtg woodchuck!
) I sure couldn’t rememberz all dat!
I has seeweus adikshun to lol catz.
who duzzint?
Oh, hai.
Doo u bee dat cookie teh orange cat made an den eeted?
Jus wunnering.
Kthxbai.
O, wait.
In Soviet Russia, cookies make a kitteh for u den eat it.
First one was slimy
Second one was grimy
Third and fourth came up
Ewz. I nevar liekd dat sawng… nao i memberz wy.
*pleh!pleh!pleh!*
Cudnt haf sed it bettar m’selv.
Hao to eet fryd werms. Buk much bedder dan moovee!
Last line:
‘going out in the garden eat wooorms
“itsy bitsy, fuzzy-wuzzy wooorms!”
n e buddy sawded dat buk *tribe of tiger*? i fink she splained why dey duz dat. goggies holler so dey can group up togevver. kittehs holler just so dey knows where everbuddy iz.
so i dint say da hole fing right… i mean…
kittehs luks like dey ignorin uz wen dey dont turn arownd an we dun CALLED dem. dey turn wun eer an den turns it back. dey finks we just chekkin in wif dem.
de duznt finks we want dem to do ennyfing.
wen goggies duz dat – - dey r bean bad goggies.
Dat fasin8in!!! But den, ma Willem wood come wen I called him, he lurved me so much. Altho RC wood jus moov so her bell wood ring, an I wood no where she at. I nebber wantid to disturb her hidins, jus be shoor she still inside ma aparkmint an alive. She an I unnerstood eech uvver dat way!
omg….. now THAT is funny!!
Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, we’re gonna eat worms.
Contemplation….should I cut my ear off, or make a masterpiece etching right here….? let me sleep on it zzz
oh, defnitly teh skr-etching, kitteh
wen yu wakzzzzzzzzzzz
poor kitty!
i’ll give you lovies and scritchins and kibbles and string and other thingies to make you happy.
of course if you just want a nap – go right ahead.
and pretty decent furnitures, by the look of it. u just do whut u need to do … we will be here 4 u when u need us
pbfffft…:p emo my tail, u just no interest me
Awwww…tell me all about it over some nice cheezburgers & milk! I’m a good lisner!
you only misspelled two words. that’s unacceptable. we at icanhascheezburger require mind boggling amounts of illegibility. i had no trouble understanding your comment! that’s not what the comment system is for. please add random vowels and change syllables to be close to but not exactly the original pronunciation so readers are forced to look at the word for 5-15 seconds before deciphering what it’s supposed to be.
lol Hal….the CHZ police can has you for recruit?
yeah? sameto yu bub! yu has nao mispelled wurds eifer.
Nao, but teh punkchewashun is awful, so I gess taht compnsaits. I can haz capital lettrs?
All right folks, it is time for the Refrense Lolbrarian to air a pet peeve. Legibility is a word that refers to handwriting or print. Prescriptions are notorious for being illegible. Sometimes my morning paper is illegible because the ink is too light.
illegible – adjective: not legible; impossible or hard to read or decipher because of poor handwriting, faded print, etc.: This letter is completely illegible.
legible – adjective: capable of being read or deciphered, esp. with ease, as writing or printing; easily readable.
If you say that a comment is illegible, then the fault must lie with your monitor. I think what you mean to say is that a comment is undecipherable, as is an undecipherable code, or unintelligble or incomprehensible, as in the thought expressed in the comment makes no sense.
incomprehensible – adjective: impossible to understand or comprehend; unintelligible.
unintelligible – adjective: not intelligible; not capable of being understood.
If you are going to be high and mighty and look down your nose at people who enjoy lolspeak, then it behooves you to use proper English, which includes knowing the definition of the words you are using to express your disdain.
At ICHC, lolspeak is optional. Those who want to use it, do so. Those who prefer not to, don’t. What isn’t optional is tolerance. We do not criticise commenters whose only “sin” is a desire to communicate a thought, joke or insight. We do not criticise whether or not someone chooses to speak in Lolspeak or not. We do criticise commenters who make mean-spirited or derogatory comments.
And this is one soap box I do not plan on getting down from.
fank u, dm. u doan need to getz down offa dere. u right.
i r nawt happeh wif da wuns who krirtis- chritsis- tawk bad bout uvvers. deres a way- – an den deres a better way uv sayin fings sose nobuddy getz hurted.
mosely i r berry berry happeh wif mah lolfrenz. i sayed it b4: lolfrenz iz smart, funneh, involved, daiberse, informed… i mose allways lurnz sumfing i dint knowed b4.
Kill ‘em DM!!!
On Fark.com, Caturday is such a wunnerful day. But dere allus bee meen peepuls wut cum and post vereh nasteh comments and yucky picshures no san pursun wunts too see. Mebee sum peepul get banned. Oh, mai, deh p!55 an moan an wine an bellyache and insult and nag….why? Cause dey doan liek dat thred.
FO TEH LUV OF GAWD, FOOS, DON READ TEH CATURDAY TRED, DEN!!
U NOE it gonna bee der.
Lakwas, if u noe lak dis silly talk, go teh freek AWAI and DO NOT let teh door nob hit u in teh BUTT!
Dere is no reesun u needs too bee heer cumplaning. Wee is habbin fun. Leeve us alone and go sumwhere were U can hab fun too. PLEEZE. Oh, u cant hab no fun? I is sorry for U.
So dere.
Well spoken, D Marie! This is the only thing of this kind that I have ever done, so I did not know that other sites have mean spirited people making nasty comments. What I DO know is that this is such a happy place (as it should be, being descended from dear Happy Cat) and I have enormous amounts of fun here.
And I have become very fond of many of the people here, as well. I have been highly fortunate all of my life in that I have always had many wonderful and funny friends. My job made it easy to meet such people. But the friends here are a whole different dimension – hard to explain – but I don’t need to, as you all know what I mean.
I find it thrilling to have someone like you stand up and defend us all. It’s actually a glorious sight. What I actually see is Queen Boadicea wheeling around in her chariot! (But with a happier ending)
We wunders haow manny kittehs outdere be named affer Boadicea. I is Athena Noor and my fat sister is named Pansy Emila affer hers Auntie Emily Anemone who iz o’corse named affer
Emly Dickinson. Mummy and Daddy thot abour Budicca, butt desided it would come to b calling her Boo-boo. An dat we alls no is a babeh baer’sname.
Ma kitteh is Boo Boo. Dat short fer Blue Eyes ’cause Sinatara wuz 2 big naem fer wittle gurl kitteh. Dat an’ she alwaes gettin’ de boo boos, liek when she firs comed to livz wif me an gotted fixed, her eated her stitchz and maed all her wite furz turn red. Wuz scari but her Dr. wuz jus nex dor an glude her togever agin. Wuz gud.
Ai am suddenlee nit free!
But I agree, semantix R berree berree importint!
So iz havin fun an bein frens at de mininiminimum!
I too lurves ma lolfrenz, an am happee dis a nice frenlee playce fur all to come an play. Even if yoo grumpee, yoo wont be evree day after a wile!
I agreez wif you DM
) But……I do think he was jus tryin to be phunny…not like…mean spirited or sumting. I just sayin…
I tinks we needs a “sarcastic yet amyouzin” emoticon so we’s can tell if sumwun iz bein all mok offended “oh noes, tink of teh lolcat, DO NOT DO THIS” or sumwun reely has teh pantees inna bunsh.
If u is a nu postr, plz to be makin cleer wether u is laffin insaid or habin hissy fit, to rejuice teh risk ob wun ob owr reglrs rupsherin a blood vessel wit rage or lettin slip teh goggies of war on ur a**.
lmao……….so true
)
iz wot i thoot 2
Mee tu.
Hale gramer nazi
lol j/k
You can has problems understanding humour. It’s quite obvious Hal’s comment was all for fun.
Whut was 10th cat-mandent? Evurybudy jus get along n play nice or go home.
OK Hal – we wants to know. Wuz you being funnee – or dids you meen it? Has we gotten awl excited fur nuthing? Sumtiems is nawt so cleer. We is reel gud a aplolojizing if we has ronged you.
k, hal. guess we gotz anuvver kinda splort – hed asplode frum da MAD… mebbe we calls it diffrent. mebbe *splooot*. u gotz alot of hyooming beans all splooooted! if u wuz jokin, i sry i dint knows dat. if u wuznt jokin – - boy-oh-boy, did u get uss goin.
I’ll join u wit burgers n milks, jajeh!
luv, u berry sweet.
emo kitteh wayting 4 godot
an weiytin…an wayting….an waitning….
I do likez that pley! seen it sebberel timez an one tyme desayne an builtd a set for yt. Ennertainingt.
Bootawn – mai curiositee is agayn peeked. Mai I ask whar it wuz taht u did teh dsaynein and builden ov teh set?
me 2!
i dun costyooms once 4 it. Becket wuz rollin in himz grave – it were 2 grrls…postapopoapaliptik…fun…mostly
whut waz yers lyk? wer did yu do it?
it wuz projyect fur unievursitty klass wif teatre styoodints frum anudder unievursettee. We wuz bildin zets, and dey wuz akteen. We dun kolab…cullaba…werkin’ togevver.
Becket prolly rolleng himz grayve wit ourz too, wuz vewy minimalistik setz we bilt! Hadz to ooze many imageratiyuns.
Kitteh finds this wall
much more fun and interesting
than photographer.
“int’resting” eh?
Cownt Teho von Katzenburg reporting fur dootee.
ah ah ah ah.
[muppet thunder]
in-tur-string!
mmm…..string.
Aw a cuttycat
omg dats awful.
k… m i b missin sumfing? iz dis a joke bout cuttin urseff?? dats awl i cud comes up wif…
saem heer
yuk. u totlly rite.
rrrp.
nao i gotz a kleen up in iisle wun.
I tawt I taw a cuttykat! I did! I did! Hrm, iz it just me, or duz Tweety Bird do teh best loltalk?
Dat’s funnee, in a dark an morbid way! LOL!
Virtual Typing…
Prolly lst of de complaints!
Kitteh iz lissins but not want u nao. Mornin medtashuns in prog….iz happnin. Shhh plzkthxbai
I b bad kitteh…
Must sit in da cornr for 15 minutes.
watt! Soyld yer mittns, u notty kittns,
now u shal has no pai.
What! u founded ur mittens?
u gud litl kittehs
ucan has sum pai
(aftur u puts dem awai)
Kitteh ackshully has cellphone wedgd under left eer.
“Ya, I noze, an tehn Midge says she seed Blackie and taht orinj kitteh from Brokeback Mowntin all snorglin an tehy SAID tehy wus gowin fishin, but ai has mai dowts, an mai hyoomin’s been maykin all tehs weerd “squee!!! splort!!” noises an luks laik her hed sploded but I gess so lawn as I can still gets mai face in teh kibbl bag will awl be okay, anyway ju seen anny gud skwrl jokes laitly?”
what are an “emo”?
we no has “emo” in england
We has “emu” tho.
“Emo” is emoshunul, but is yoosd to describe a prson who is bein all moody. Laik teenaijrs.
Yah–emo iz somwun (usuallee teen) dat dress awl in blak n lisenz to Evanescence n rites terribul potree on MySpace. Tink goth but nawt az kool.
I happen to LIKE Evanescence and I’m …umm…not a teen! Does that make me “emo”??
Sum hoomins doznt unnerstand art.
Only if you rites bad potree on myspace.
Nawt rilly (I likes dem too, tell da troo)…unless u uzes da Evanescence lihriks in bad fanfic, in which case yah, u iz emo.
Nao I feelz lik Jef Foxwurthee…
If yoo couldunt go to teh Arcade Fire concert cuz u spilled blak hare die on ur tikkets… u mite be emo.
or spill red hare die . . . u mite be elmo.
yes. and helthee in ur habbitts.
Hey, MM….you not a lone!
Fanks, COL! I think Amy Lee has such a haunting voice!
mee too! mee too! mah 18-yeer-old hyoomin bebbeh tole me mah favrit Evanescence songz r “too goth” for him.
Nawt bad for mommeh, huh.
Evanescence not iz emo. U can haz bedder explanayshun: Emo
Mebbe iz not emo, but iz listend 2 (& quoted freequentlee) bai emo kidz.
IZ NOT EMO!!!!!!! THBBBBBBBBBBB k feelz bedder nao.
ok!
Thx for teh eggsplanashun. Much helpful!
)
I tink we call dis “cry baby” in england – also to be yoosd when describing whiney and annoying teenagers!
Whiny an annoyin but awlso much ANGST – nobuddy unnerstans mai prolms, nobuddy eber been teenaijr befoar, I’z suffrin awful tings an nobuddy cairs, jus cos ur laif is ober u is taikin it owt on me, I meen awl mai bes frens haz tattus, iz ART, u is repressin me, I hates ju.
*slamdoor*
*stairstomp*
*Evanescence plays – loudly – from teenaijrs (bery untaidy) rum*
K Im com down 4 teh cookie
Oh noes!
English and ‘Merican teenagers zigzactly the same.
Halp!
Ackshully I r Engrish but I tinks u is rite annyways – prolly teenaijrs on Pluto r teh saim tu.
xcept tenns on pluto haz moar antennas… u knows. on deir heds.
or mebbe dey haz moar heds!
Antenna be dyeded blak. (kant rly tlk, Iz had green hair once mny yeers ago, mai poor parentz)
An tehyr wynin cos teyr mommy won’t let tehm haz piercin on teh antenna, but all cums tu same ting.
cuz u has stiffupperlippo in england? (j/k)
yush
and stiffupperlippo is to be carefully observed at awl timez.
Is stiffupperlippo bungled cosmetic surgery?
We seem to have a LOT of that here in the States, esp. in LA if you can believe what TV tells you and it is God so of course you should
ZOMG, I livs in LA (ackshoolee norf, abowt 3 miles frum dat tunnel where da trux crasht – BIG yucky!)
Ma hubbee’s fayvrit frase is “Iz dat live or iz dat Mammorex?”
Corse, we hangs wif da geeks an nerds, iz nawt so menee gurls wif bad boobjawbs in dat grup. Moslee da skeeree porn ladeez (dat we also hang wif a fyoo timez a yeer, ackshoollee…hmmm…) haz da stay up all nite boobeez… An Angelyne, she gettin old, an BERREE SKEEREE!! 70 yr old haz fite wif make up bag, an da make up bag wun!!!
Bungled cosmetic surgery? Hmm….Pete Burns, Lesley Ash…..I tink us is rite. Sawwy but only teh Inglish peeps is laikly to no hoo tese peeps is, but tehy defnitly suffr from teh stiff uppr lip!
I can has Botox….er, no tanks.
NAWT Botox, collagen injeckshuns. Stoopie (but all natcheral) SJ.
isn’t coldplay frum England – ish?
Yers tehy is. An wun ob tehm marryd Gwyneth Paltrow so u’d tink he’d be mor cheerfl these daze.
Old skool emo be doods in little swetters wif black rim glasses.
dis be cawld beetnik
Beetniks be MUCH kewler than emo.
Kitteh is watchin inner-eyelid teevee. Berry inneresting dokyoomentaree on teh sleepin habitz uv aminuls.
awlsow chekkin aiylids for holz
is gud idea – iz gonna check mai ailids for leaks rite nao.
kthxbai
Iz not emo. Iz jus ignorin u.
Awww kitteh, awl ob us ob ICHC is b tryn to unnersten u n awl teh udder kittehs fur lawng tymes. Not so EZ!
Mai angst.
Let me not show you it.
Srsly.
Stawp lukin.
Leaf me alones.
Hai, wait, where’s u goin?
Come backsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
thz purrfek eggsplanin uv emo fur eng-ladee babycakes
I can has friendz?
Buggroff, kthxbai.
lol’d so loud mai husband died in hs vidio game. tuns of win!!!
Fortieth! \o/ !!!
Whut? Furst, Fortieth, same diffs.
t.s. elicat says:
ow sorr
ow wall
oopziez, i miskwoted mai miskwote. not tse but e.e. cummings, i think, sorta.
anyone remember:
ow sorr
ow pill
?? i cant find it aneewares an its buggin me. . .
Pittypat – U can has fame! I googled your quote cuz I can’t remember either…..I got ONE response. This comment of yours. Cool, but useless to answer the question.
Archy and Mehitabel maybe?
oh i love A&M too! So happy to find out that the house I bought 2 years ago was inhabited, in the 1700’s, by a Mahitabel. I picture her as an alley cat, reincarnated from Cleopatra. . .
But i’m pretty sure it’s an old ee cummings poem. It always moved me: owsorrowpillowsorrowpillow etcetc. Sort of captured depression, for an angst-y teen, back then. kthx for trying to track it down dm – you’re a peach.
sorrow pillow?
I usta luv ee cummings when I wuz just b!
i still hasnt finded it, but found this (luvs “inch of air”):
spring is like a perhaps
Hand in a window
(carefully to
and from moving New and
Old things,while
people stare carefully
moving a perhaps
fraction of flower here placing
an inch of air there) and
without breaking anything.
Your interest is not relivant to mai needs…unless of course you have treats? Then maibe I will pay u attention.
Breefly.
hey kitteh! ur eer is turrnd this wai… ur lisinin, arnt u? kitteh! KITTEH! sry to borr u. kthxbai.
Weltschmerz.
I has it.
Wallschmerz?
Or iz maybbe evin Herzschmerz…mins pain in de heartz in Germanz
Teen comment mush funny. Teen daughter sleeps in a burrow of clothing, cannot figure how to put hanger insided clothes for to hanging up in clozet-much eye roll and Heavy Sigh. alzo 20,000 txtmssgs. She will be 18 soon and I making much planning for her room. Kittehs will be able to bask in sunny winnow without me having to send in search partee.
Garbo Cat Vants To Be Alone
My teenayger … let me show you her.
Kim, u has teh much kurage!
Tortured philosophy ref FTW!!!1!!!
Weltschmerz.
One of my favorite words during freshman year of college.
Sophomore and junior years, too.
i likes schadenfreude – cause it taykes like tu or free sentenses to splain dat in inglish. an da gemuetlichkeit. whut iz dat, anywayz? alls da teechur wud say iz: *well, there isnt a word for that in english*. cozy-ness? gud mud – i-ness?
Da Fronch, dey callz it “bonhomie.”
da french – dey gotz a diffrent wurd 4 everfing.
Dat be hillaryus.
Mai favrit French wurd is “pamplemousse” which sowns mush naicer taht grapefroot.
Sympathique is annudder gud wun taht dussn’t really translait.
I awlwayz thot uv gemutlichkeit as sorta famblee happee togevver feeling… mebbee sorta nostaljiklee cozy? Schnorlee? Kitteh pile uv happiness?
An Shaudenfreude pleezes me. Dunno why. Mebbee is onlee kinda revenj I ever gits….
oops, dat’s schnorGlee…
Schnorglee bees gud translaishun ai tink.
dint knows da jermans did schnorgles, butt i guess it fitz…
b!, da best revenj is allwayz 2 b happy an forgit da jerk hu dun hurted u. jerks doan haz no sensibitillitivee, so reel revenj r lost on dem. dey sez: “jee, wai u dun dat 2 meh?” or “it wuznt so bad whut i dun 2 u.”
I be ignorin u. Just wantid U to no dat. Still ignorin u. U see me ignorin u, rite? I jus go over n sit on couch so u can see me ignorinu.
emo kitteh dropped his fallout boi cd on syde of bed.
emo kitteh nedes a hug.
*huggggg*
der. see, emo kitteh? it wil al bee oekay. in teh meentiem, go take teh black ai-linur off and stop lissenin to fall out boi and evanescence.
(for al yoo deer reders, i do luv me sum evanescence. but mee sink in kitteh’s cais, iz best to lissen to somfing moar happee. like mebbe… hm i can’t sink uv anee sing bedder for to lissen to. anee sujeshuns for sad sad emo kitteh?)
Hao bout Wockit Wobin?
Eben teh Emo Kitteh wud be tapping a paw to dat song.
LIssens 2 teh Mike Flowers Pops. An watch viddyo of Mike Flowers Pops “Wonderwall.” Alwais b makes me happee!
I neu heer. Wen mi boyz litl they say mommee you weerd. I find ICHC. Iz not weerd! Iz not weerd! I jus like deez hyumans! wait! maebee we all weerd. Son com home frm coledge, no beeutiful grlfrnd N E more. Why honee? Oh she no like Spamalot, she no like the Boss, she no like chzbrger-type fud, she no like my goggie…. Ok, you snorgle my goggie,I make chzbrger type fud, and we watch funeee movee. What u wunt? yung frankensteen, fish called wanda… U gots Blazin Saddles?……poot! I does.DING!…U may b redee 4 ICHC…What?…I lurves u…..U weerd Mommee….fanku. He all growed up!
all growed up? i HATE wen dat happenz.
Teh gud part is when dey start paying for dere own food. I can now go to teh soopermarkit witout takin out a loan! Skinny teenaje boys can eat lots of food!
tru dat. an wen dey payz 4 dere own enter-tain-mint. dats wonnerfull.
(mah boy. allways bored. let me show his toyz…)
An gets tehr own car or getz fren wit car so u no has to draiv tem all obers town in middl ov teh nait or get in car tu fain gas tank emtee an car full ob brgr rapprs an drink cartons an waddid up bits uf kleenx (bes nawt tu tink tu mush about tohs) an Linkin Park in teh CD playr.
somwherz ober deh rainbo..bubirds fyy…nomnomnom!!!
Mah kitteh lookin like dis right now becauze she had go to vet!! She was havin’ butt problemz. Her caption is: “Why you take me to vetz, letz them looks at my naughty bitz?? BAD HOOMAN!”
O NOEZ! Mite needz many burgers 2 b recovurings…
Indeeds! Her momma also needz many cheezburgers, it has been very stressful day for us both!
Oooooo-I luvs De Boss! Him playin in Canananada tonight! Bebbe We Wuz Borned To Runnnnnnn….
Emo cat. I love that.
CRRRAAAUUUUUUWLLLIN EEEEEN MAH FURRRRZ, DEEZ WOOONDZ DEY WIIIIIL NOT HEEEEEEAAAAALLLZZ!1! *cutcutcut*
iz nawt sulking. iz emo. importunt diffruns. nawt saym fing atawl.
reelly.
Tragik emocat haz no opposbul fums, unabel 2 rite bad poetree
iz okay kittie! iz buyed u ah brighteyes cd!
omg! that cat looks just like mine!!!!!! omg!
Really?! That’s awesome! Calvin is not a common looking cat! I hand raised him when I was in college in Starkville, MS… He’s the best.
i’z care
poor emo cat don’t worry I undrstand yoo
Aii undrstnd emo kitteh!