(Koment destined to obskurity, but I cudnt resist)

An NAWT a legal professhunul, either.

momcat

momcat

momcat

Purrhaps is now tiem fur Kyoot Krashy Kart wif teh refrigerator filled wif ices and tehn away to local horsepital transported bai Helikat.

Unforchewnitly, transportr is borked and is Scotty’s day orf.

WARNIN, TIHS HAWT BEVRIJ IS HAWT. TAHT MEENS NAWT COLD. SO IFN U SPILLS IT ON U, IT WILL BE OWCHIE. I MEEN, SRSLY, NAWT NICE. JU HAS BEEN WARNEDED.

Udderwais how will innosent peeps NO?

I meen, sumwun shud SOO.

Oh, wait…..

Teho, whut time u has to bes at werk? Lessee, whut time is it now?
(Tilts arm to look at ristwatch)
(Spillz 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso all over Teho)

Whoopsie.

Oh dear – maybee dat nawt werk. I can heer it now. “Hai, Teho, let mee halp u up. I browted u a 16 ownz moaka wif extry spresso, butt I drinkeded it.” Tehn Teho wud be fainitn.

(nawt “spesshul” in enny illegal kaind ob wai, I juss want tu maik cleer – “spesshul” in a ohmaicod ai cud eet teh hole tray ob dem and den maik annuber tray ob dem an eets taht tu kaind ob wai).

I’ll bringz de keek, uz bedda hav bout ’spensive lob ster din dins!

(dink I gotz dat rit, correct mez if rong again….)

momcat

Wants sum

momcat

OMG!!1! Teho! I forgetted to halp Teho upz! He still be on floar, all dusty. I must go halp him nowZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz