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HAZ LANDED
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Alice Shortcake
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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w00t! 1st comment!
I Lol’d at the pic ^_^
be carful wit teh fan kitteh, dont chop hed of.
Deer, deer Zivhayr - pleez dont think we dont liek u becuz ur gettin teh low burgers rite now. We do - reelee. *sob* I cant go awn - sumwun else muzt do it.
ur so nice Janet, honey don’t cri. Ah gotz dis wun. : ) cawling owt “furst” is just nawt dun Zivhayr darling. I thought the pic was real koot too. Welcum tew da land of milk and cheeze burgers : )
*WHUM WHUM WHUM whum whum* thank you for riding helicat a division of bunway airlines. if you need to transfer to monorail cat please see our helpful kittehs at teh kiosk. have a bun-derful day!
Whiskers, YAY, what winnage. :D!!!
Wunderful Whiskers! Our transport system iz growing in leepz and bowndz.
Bqaz r trynspurt sysym IZ leepz und bowndz
ai furgot to ad, “hovercat is currently undergoing maintanence. if you hav a hovercat ticket plz go to teh help desk where we will be sure to lose your luggage.”
thx everyone fur all teh praise and voteburgers. ai luvs yu.
Is dis haow teh ceiling cat getz up dere?
noo - ceiling cat has pawers beyond yr magination - he uses wurm holes, tellportatshun, n’ othr tings knot yet nown too punie hoomanz.
Nut tu menshun teh airvents.
Furst rule of airvents iz don’t tu menshun teh airvents…
Oh noes! I menshunned teh airvents….
ur goeeng to tayk sumeone’s eye owt. besides, ur sayen it rong. its AYER-vense, not ay-ER-vense.
I can has Engrish axint?
Eekz! Luk haow maneez cheezburgerz Ah gotz! *shares wif evereebuddiez* Nom nom nom nom (buhp) gettum wyale deyz hawt!!!!!1!!!
itz a coup d’moi!!
(lols, but thx for teh burgersharin)
“Helpful kittehs” (wipez away teers of laffter) That is a ocksymoaron!
do u take a nekobus to the monorail cat station?
Hmph - nawt so happi with bunway airlines - last time mah luggage had suspeecious lookin gnaw marks. Den, no seets on monrailcat!
LOLZ!!!1!!
Reeeleee cool whum whum whum whum sound effects
i can feelz de breeze !!
Can rat ride dis tranzport systums saiflee?
( Martin Sheen voice-over from Apocalypse Now ) “…Saigon…shoot…I’m still in Saigon.”
i lubs teh smell of litter in teh morning…
Kitteh is teh Hooowie! Tum dede TA dah Tum dede TA dah tum dede DAH da tum dede DAAAAA!!!!
(Ride ov teh Valkries playing soawftly in teh backsgrond)
Luvs the mewsik! Richard Wagner iz as exciting az John Williams.
Exsept RW gows awn fer mush MUSH longer …… in Germin …… an fur taht raisin was nawt aksed to contriboot to teh ET sowntrak.
ooo I can peekshur it now. Gert comes into the shot, and the ‘Gertie leitmotif’ plays: bum bum BUM BUM BA BWAAAAAHHH!!!
She mite need a shiny helmet wif hornz, too.
Eberywun shud hab wun of tehm.
goggie dont surf!
Kitteh don’t surf nythur, aktually. But iz goggie’s beach, and we needz litter box…
De howwew, de howwew!
Stay in teh cat condo … absolootly gosh darn right!
omg i was clost to not 1st comment. 2 seconds after i postz 2 more comments! :O
Zivhayr - let me splain. wen u saiz uz furst, dat is much pleh. You maked GOOD comment but roowind it wit da sayeing “FURST.”
den makes wurst wit remi…remnd…sayeing aggin.
nekst tim jus sai gud comment, ‘k?
*respectfully*
dpk
ya. obvy sum fokes is moar abowt teh diplow… diply… dilbrt… um about yoosin lotsa extra werdz sos dem not hurtz teh feelins, den i r.
Fanks dpk for spellin dis out so nicely, and not ranting for 2 paragraphs. Well seds.
wupy.
nao dats owta yr sistim, u cans consumtrayt on akshuly saying sumfing.
hmmm. ur wai iz moar drekt den maien. i likes it.
Parachut divishun activate! steeel dat homans cheez!
fergets da cheez! go gets da cheezeburgers!
momcat
Mah toes
I has it
runz!! itz dat decepticat, blakowt!! DO NOT WANT!!
hahahah transformers refrenz ftW!
“decepticat”… is can be redundimant, no?
Tru–kittehs by nachure beh tranzformurs:
wun minnit, softy lovey snorglers
neckst minnit, 20 poyntee endz and teef
patpatpatAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wut i wanna noe iz hao duz kitteh stai staibel? wifout a widdle reer propelomator, kitteh wuld spin and spin. porr kitteh. mebbe iz on tale? teh fizzics uv dis it be reel reel complimicated.
Iz teh tayl. Tayl = ballins davyce. Juz go wif it. Noez to be disput da effikasee ov teh helikat.
Deer 343 - if u wantz REEL fuzzy fizzics, go bak to rite neer teh beginning and view teh orginal BunwayAir airplane. You wud be astonished.
BunwayAir is a bit liek TinkerBell. U must BELEEVE.
okee dokee. i wil haf to go luk at dat wun. i seez lots uv tok abowt dis “bunwayair” but i didnt noe anyfing abowt it. i can google it? or iz only on ICHC? wil do bof.
I went bak to luk fur yu - butt it sin’t whar it used to bee. Teh cheezua has rearranged the verry earlee posts.
Aye started at the verry last page and ran awt of tiem at page 114. HOWSUMEVER - u shud go bak and luk at these earlee wuns. Lots of teh things we say and refer to r there fur the furst tiem.
I dont know how to find BunwayAirlines - Teho probably duz. He know pretty mutch ebberthing abawt whut’s going awn heer.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/?s=bunway
I is not Teho (at least I is pretty shure I isn’t), but u has 2 opshuns: 1 is to use teh search box at the top of teh right-hand columms to search for “bunway”. Other opshun is to try this:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/26/bunway-airlines-is-now-landing/
(If URL no wants 2 work, date was 6/26/07)
Now scuse me, I has to go make dubble shure I is not Teho.
srys, lolcb, cheezburgers not kumin up 4 u.
I dunt tink yuz Teho, but u do gud srchs 2,
Kthx
(looks up at ceiling) Thx, Anti-G! I is mostly sure now that I is not Teho. One thing left: I will have Teho paged and if I answer it then I is Teho.
Of course, I dunno what to do if *Teho* answers. Punch him in teh arm and runawayfast?
teh fings i misz wen i r akshuly werking…
OMG! Itz Teho!!1! (Panics) Whuddoo I do? Whuddoo I do? Oh, I rembers!
(Punches self in arm, runs right smack into Teho)
i has teh oof
Whens in danger orars in doubt, runs in circles…scream an shout. Teho and not-Teho…if teh ackshully mets wud we has spontanus combust????
Whew. I has picked up mahself, post-oof and dusted mahself off. I see Teho still there on teh floar all dusty so I knows now for sertin that I is not Teho. Kthx. I goes off to bed now.
I has a funny feeling I is fergetting something impoartant, but I cannot rember.
oh noes! wez haz Teho and anti-Teho! If dez runs smak into each ober then we haz an
an nil nation!
DO NOT WANTS!
momcat
Teho? Are you OK? Or duz u need ManfredsMom to bring the Kyoot Krashy Kart filled with teh medical supplies? Do u needs teh rubber glub (wif drawing on dem) chicken hed?
Oh, dear. I suspektz, if you was wearin dat (lukin mutch liek teh Wallace & Gromit penguin villain), tehre wud be heds splodin awl over teh playce again. And peepls faintin.
i fien. als i needz is can be 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso.