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At least they didn’t show a second kitty in a frying pan…
Run kittehs! it are rachel lee kookie an she gonna trash ur kichen!
ah! HALP! orinj wunz iz poyzun!
Halp, I likd de orng 1, hez iz da poisn!!!
But deys r so tasties!
Lubs my oranj kitteh.
Kamera kaught kitteh in mid attacks!
Wawch owt Mr. Kamera Manz! Kitteh kuming fur youse!
Any qwestuns?
Whoose is Ceiling Cat?
Why’s sky blues?
Wheres kittehs kum from?
Um, ptaur, I thinks that wuz a retori– rhetoar– reeter– a qwestion not expeckting a respons.
Aye knows. Ayes are beings silly.
I knoes u knoes, u knoe? I bes teh sillies too. Is a departure for me, but I does it anyways.
Much funner dan paying tentshion in klass.
Yes, well, except for when u is teh teechur.
been teechur. dis more fun.
Maybeee- butt were reelee gud kwestshuns!
That’s it. I’ve had enough of this foolishness. No more silly questions.
Ok. I has seeriuss question. U reddy? Is ryl srs. Srsly.
U sure ur reddy? Ok, heer goes (puts on srs face):
Who putted teh bomp in teh bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp?
Rachel did someone pee in ur posttostees dis mornin? just askin lol
I thinked she wuz channeling Graham Chapman.
halp halp im being repressed…
(that I would have got)
lol
lolcatburgler: aiz gotz anudder srs question fur u:
Ya reddee?
(cant fine mai srs fase, but here goes)
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
ANswer to your question: Big Bopper
MM, I saw ur srs face over there, playin with teh poker faces. I honestly donut knows if they is having a gud time or not. Hard to tell.
U ask a gud question. I will leeve figgering out teh answer as a exercise foar teh stoodent, and I will also update it by asking:
What is ur chewing gum’s sleep number? Does teh sleep number have a flavor?
will spearmint hold its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
(we feed our baby garlic, so we’ll find him with out light)
Who cut the sleeves oout of Dear old Daddy’s vest?
and dug up Sammy;s grave for a sewer? a sewer?
theyres odder verses – alot worses!
HAY!!!!! Who put dem Rams in de ramalamadingdong??
Ai wunnerd how Ai gots hoofprince in ma choklit….
How many roads must a man walk down?
Why do fools fall in love?
Is this the way to Amarillo?
So menny KWESCHUNS.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Are you goin to Scarborough Fair?
How meny angels can dance awn a pinhed?
Shud I bai a Prius or a Honda Fit?
Whut REELEE happened to mai Maserati?
who was that masked man?
why iz de oranj ones poysin?
Ifnz de be oranje and whit r de not so toxic?
how many were goni to St Ives?
whoooo r u? whoo hu whoo hu?
whatz ober da rainbow?
gascat + momcat
Wai did da chikken cross da road?
Whut is da airspeed velocitee of an unlaidn swallow?
A Afrikan swallow or a amerikan swallow?
Is Uropian swallo, nat amerikan. See wikipidea, haz alla de ansers. (sryusly. But I nat nowes wat page to serch.)
goin to subspeis to difeet Q brb
be carefuls in the continuinuinium.
But iffen youz gets catched in a space-time-loop, youz can eatz teh cheezburger over adn overs agin.
adn not gets fatteh?
Hows aye gets n2 space time loop?
See – u is full (orr grajullee empteeing) vo gud kwestchuns.
Have funz stormin teh qastle!
Dink dey can do it?
It wood take a mirakel!
Pwinsess Bride!
Ben mosly ded all dey….
2 much nip 4 youse!
As yu wiiish!
I like your cats man.
Tankee kitteh! Mai purrrsepshunz r suffishantly fuxxored nao.
kitteh habs been into de nip
noaw is wai ovurnipped !!!
We’re sittin together fuxxoring with your perception.
orng kitteh on seditavies
otder kitten on catnip
I purrsonally like a lil catnip in mai kitteh’s day be verrrrry phunny wif da nip.
yesh dey r! my kittehs tern n2 tigres adn attacks eberting! Den dey gets all mellows, and den aye can puts stuffs on dem.
Seda-GIVE?
Iz dis a intellexshual diskushon?
Young FrankenCat!
teh frankencat lievz at mai howz. but he not yung ne moar. him big skeery lukin symeez kitteh, but harmlez.
had to go to vet todai for shot. teh lookeemya shot iz noo kind o devyz dat maek loud “pop” wen it giv shot. teh othr kittehz all jump wen dat shot go off. frank jus look round liek “wut goin on bak der?” not ebn startld. vet asiztnt sed nebr see dat reakshun frum teh kitteh befoar.
Hoo inventid dat? Dat’s jus crool, mek a liek savin shawt dat meks lowd an skeery noyziz! LOL
But iz gud dey finlee got wun. Lookemeyeah iz lookemeono!
Taffeta, sweethart.
Abee sumwun…Abee normul
No, it’s EYE-Gore…
Rolz Rolz, rolz n ze hay!
Whut nockerz! Tank yoo, Dawkter!
Ahhhh sweet myeteree ob lifee at laast Iz founded u!
Thorn swallows drug Kitteh, an’ waches hem daon wif a boddul ov Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.
Pyzun I tells ya, pyzun! Teh Orinj wunz is like wun of dem towds you lick and get the lusinashuns. Stay away from them Orinj ‘uns. THEY IS PYZUN!
Kittehs in de drink?
somebunny put ornj kittehs in teh well!!
musta been dell…..
Butt jus mebe, ifn you want, dat be ok. Where dat toad went?
won toad maek u larger n
won toad maek u smaal
An da wons dat muther giv yu doan do anyfing at all.
Pussonally, I dont lik any towds. Mahself.
teh staynge case of doktor giggles an mister hide be a klassik storee bowt teh interplay of gud an ebil within one kitteh.
dose be tteh snorgglinest behebhs ai ebber did see
TAPS has caught the piezin spirit leaving the oranje kitty.
now is safe to snorgle.
Figgers da poyzin spirit is a tortee kitteh! Dey kin be da SYKO!
Hallo, I is noo here. Wat meen “snorgle”? Is funny word, I sink. I likes it.
Is kitteh on hapi plaz pils, or is de hyoomin watchings?
Surreelistick answer: Teh fish.
Onoes! Grey kitteh has seen teh ring! Sez “It suxxored”
i alwaiz wunder wut mai kitteh felt wen she eeted catnip. nao i noe. soemtiems she seez sings dat arnt reelee dere. it ar so sad, but iz so funnee lulz.
Dere waz a scyens xpermint where dey did surgery on de kittehs so dey wood gets up and moves whiles dreamings.
De kittehs wood chase nvidible mices!
Doh hows dey noes dey waz mices adn not birdses or hamsterz aye no know.
Dat is one stoopy xperiment – Do Not Want!
dat waz B4s dey had to make nices wit teh lab aminals.
Waz not nices at awl!!1!
Dey much betterz now.
Uh oe, kitteh geer bocks iz messt up. Kitteh movins at tew differnt speedz. Plz to chek ownorz manyul an den give up anyways.
Kittehs is relativ. 1 sit still, odder streek away at liit speeed.
Quixster dan lite speed!
See, kamera no catch.
did i taek mah rit-lun 2day?
Oh noes, kittehs messin wif lawz of fizzix agin. They start at same aje, when the fizzy won comes back, he still be kitteh an teh orinj wun be all old and seereus.
lolz! how am I doin?
I can has Blur.
Twenny purrcent miss chanse.
Blur Kittun is blurry.
Sharp Kittun is sharp.
This could work as an ad for camera cell phones or something.
i wuz finkin allerjee medisim.
ize dizzy nao.
I’m saving up for Lazik in my left eye…Just finished my right eye
Neo-kitteh beginz to unnerstand taht teh roolz of teh maytriks donut aplai to him
I has a hard tiem tellin if teh gray one is on teh lsd or teh cocaine. Is going woosh fast but could be an hallucination.
Is bad to giv kitteh drugz for lolz
OH!
well why da HEEWLL did u wait so long to tel me dis?????
Teh wun on teh left huffed teh wun on teh rite.
drug kitteh haves sooper refleckses…
live above the influence
hihi peeps
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