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alien invashun

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  1. We noes u did it! Teh hare bin missin since last week!

  2. Megan says:

    “They suck you up with a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest. Don’t do that, that hurts! Throw a rope ladder down, I’ll climb up. You’re a hovering craft, why wouldn’t I want to come in and poke around for a minute?”

    • syqdney says:

      hehe funneh, butz yewh gottuh tawlk in lolcat tawlk. lolllll hehehhe ai made ah funneh. but yew downt gottuh, ai can baerly readdd human tawlk. yewh seea, ai iz uh kitteh. a LOL kitteh. ai make sher peepl tawlk in muh layngweje so awl teh othah lol kittehs can undahstand theyr websitteeee. otayy? kthnxbyee! lol

      • Jake M. Parkes says:

        but human speak is easier to read! mostly humans are on this websites so the cats should learn english, as majority rules. just a thought.

  3. karen says:

    ceiling turtle, taht u?

  4. dani says:

    Yertle no leaves! We likes joo ! No needs to go to spaise to be the rulr ov all joo seez!

  5. medicated_maiden says:

    beeg lolturtle, or small small ufo?

    • elfinugget says:

      S’long az they has teh blakbarryz an teh goldfishiz foar tortul to be wif eetz (MUNCHEIZ!) it not mattur. Tortul nawt mynd if hims ownurz be teh hoomin oar teh aylien, juz wunt snak.

  6. Teho says:

    DONT GO INTO TEH LIET, BRAEV TURTLOL!

  7. Ekevu says:

    I no understands this

  8. Pittypat says:

    g, a, f, f (lower octave), c

  9. huckabeesmom says:

    mai kitteh would lurve a heaty lamp, himz might altso liek to go with teh spaisee mens and rule them wif his pointy endz

  10. gayla34 says:

    wut? I no gow wif u naow…..I just renewed my insurance with Geiko!

  11. keogh says:

    is dis continuation of kitteh on drugz?
    luks leik a trip to meh

  12. Patrick says:

    Travis Walton? Dat u?

  13. HUMANSLAVE says:

    Dammit hoomin….I said 60 watt….diss not even make my nose tingle…

  14. Kyevan says:

    PLUG! UFO: Alien Encounter. ufoai.sourceforge.net
    Now that that’s out of the way…

    ‘Ferst the lolturtle tank, DEN DA WURLD!’

  15. SarahD says:

    Shuttlol carrees teh furst turtlol to da moon.

    INFINITEEE AND BEYONZ

  16. Brighteyes says:

    I like how you keep your turtle confined the same way they kept T-rex confined in Jurassic Park… look how well it worked there. I wish I knew how to talk cat

    • elfinugget says:

      Brighteyes, plz to be axplor teh link “elfinugget’s Kitteh-101″ ovur on rite-hand panul, k? u be wif tootoringz of teh Lol-Kitteh as Sekind Langwij. Is gud korse. I kno. I rited it.

      Kthxbai.

      • pegataur says:

        doh keeps in mindz dat if youse follows awl de rules, awl de timez, itz super hard to reed.

        Dink fonix wit bad grammars and youse has itz.

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          fink bebbehs. fink kittehs. fink bebbehs an kittehs. dats awl da rulez i follers…

          well… dat, an *would my twenty-year-old son puke if I spoke that way to him?* if i can says yes 2 da last wun, i knowz i r doin it rite. or rong. hm… nao i gotz my hitch-em-up awl skeejabbered… sry. awl borked.

          • ittehbittehkitteh says:

            an i forgotz 2 say fanks to elfi 4 da tut- tootut- lessin. i ben lukin here in dis site an nebber sawded dose fings on da rite side… i r such a ditz…

    • conscious cat says:

      Don bee fraidz adn jus juumpz riet in!11!1!! Ebberbuddy heer iz reelee nize

  17. medicated_maiden says:

    Dis aktully kind of maek me miss mai leezard a little bit…she just die recently….friend was take care of her while i was living in dorms…i gues not take care of her teh way i used to…she was a spoiled little dragon when lived with her mommy…..she just a baby!! only 2 year old!!

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      mm. i r sry to heer bout ur lizzurd. dats 2 sad. evry pet deeserbs 2 b spoilt. dey r heer so we can lurve dem. an den mebbe we lurns to lurve eech uvver. (gotz 2 admit, dat last part r sumtimes hard 2 do.)

  18. NathanaelB says:

    *sighs* “it teh damn alienz again – get me teh BFG”

  19. ManfredMom says:

    Chantix tortLoL luking fur hare. hare mus b abduktedz bai teh aliens!

  20. Ravenlore says:

    It’s a streetlight.

    • Pittypat says:

      . . . in teh streetlite
      teh withered leeves be kollektin at mai feets . . .
      (turlols, tehmusikal)

      • pegataur says:

        Ebry streetlamp seems 2 beet
        A f8talistic warningz
        streetlite gutterz, and someones mutterz
        Anodder day iz donning!

        Streetlamp dize, annoder nite iz overs
        De rembr . . . rebem . . . memories iz fading!

        Touches Me! Iz soo eezy to lebe me!
        All alones wit de memries uv mai dais n de sun!

        • conscious cat says:

          Ahhh – tertulz sinngingg Catz – *wipe teer* iz sooo boootifull

        • kittehlurve says:

          neeth the haylo ob a streetlamp
          iz turns mai caller 2 da cold n damp
          wen mai i’s was stabbed by da falsh ob da neon liet
          splitted da niet
          an tuched da souns ob silenz.

          • Teho says:

            an teh peeplol bowd an prayd
            to teh reptyl gawd dey maed…

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              simen and gardfinkel!!! i hasnt heerd dem 4 a long wile…

              an da sine flash owt itz warnin
              and da wruds dat it wuz formin
              sayed da wurds of da
              proffits iz ritten on
              da subway walls
              an tenemint halls

              *sigh*

            • SJ says:

              I wuns had tu translait almos teh hole of Simen & Fargunkel’s sawns into Frensh when I wus on xchainj bisit. Still I was lukkee, mai fren was aksed to trasnlait teh Stranglers.

    • dogbotherer says:

      OMG! the street lites is on!!
      i gots to go home. game over til tomorrow!

      FYI for the youngsters – waiiiii back when we could play outside them was the rules – when the street lites came on you had best hustle your butt back inside.

    • KickahaOta says:

      Hilarity ensues?

  21. Marc says:

    Alien abduction?…….Nope Nope Nope……..not gonna do it…….

  22. turtlol says:

    k, so long as no alien anal probe nxt…

    kthnxBAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

  23. Flartus says:

    T foned home…”hey, i ordered Boston lettuce…doan try an gib me dat iceburg crap! An whur’s mah karits?” Aleen delibry ship not get gud tip dis time.

  24. Missy says:

    Scotteh…Scotteh…I sedz “beam me’s up” not “turn on teh beam”….now turn dis off and git me outtah heer….dere’s crocs a lurkin.

  25. pegataur says:

    Iz dis Hovercat kum to find tutlez?

    Hovercat haz big lite on belliez!

  26. Duffy says:

    And in dis cornah — comin off a surprize win ovur Speedfutz teh Hare — one of teh finest boxin — I meen box turtlols of teh aij — weighin in at free an a haf pownds in his shell — TEH SNAPPER!!

  27. kittehlurve says:

    lukd liek WWT ringy…Hardshell Hawler sellbrates viktory of wins WWT titel belt. Iz tankin fans wif viktory speeks.

  28. MuchPie says:

    I luv lamp

  29. lojodi says:

    Ai caint see mee lubbin nobodee butt yu for all mi life!

  30. thisncat says:

    I git 15 minut tanz Go ona cruz nex wknd

  31. Patrick says:

    Bert teh Turtlol seez teh bryt flash…bryter den teh sun…brytr den neting u evah seed

  32. D.R. says:

    Waer’s de swich on dis fing? Want goe ta fleep.

  33. Rifty says:

    DOOOCCCCTTTOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

  34. homescribe says:

    it’s teh truez alien invashun … ann coulter is back … oh noes!!!!!1211!

  35. msmaryb says:

    Tomorro nite turtle will buildz mowntain out of hiz smashd pataytoes.

  36. Jeef P. says:

    I feel that a better caption would be:

    brb

    bein abduckted

  37. Kathleen says:

    Dis pickshur ub much strangeness too mee…not shure wut exactlee I am lookin at.

    • graspee says:

      pix is taken inside turtle habitatz environment thing. There is waterz at bottom of pix. On right of pix is a turtle. He are “observing” a lite which hang over he environmentz. On left of pix we see perhapz another turtle, also crane he nex to “observe” lite, but maybe it are rok of some kind.

      Joke is that lite resemba ufozor, and I has now destroyed joke with ma breakdown for you. ; ;

  38. leaf says:

    My shell sux…that shell ROCKS…300 frightful clams?! LET”S GET IT!

    Um that shell is like a little too small and hot for you, and your backs like kinda big…

    well (CAUTION: CLEAN VERSION) by the way, birch: Flip You! FLIP YOU!

    You see what happens Stend when you unlease your youtube finds on us impressionable peeps…

  39. leaf says:

    Welcum ladees & gents…to the Turtle Thrash n’ Trash Tourney…The first to flip-over the udda, or getz da udda into da drink is the Winnah!

    In this corna: Walter “Terrapin Terrah” Oswald Jr….3 and 2 in the season

    Slowly making his way in, prezintly out of the camera focus, flown in from the Galapagos, is Manuel “Tortoise Twista” La Isla…He may be 200 years old, but he moves like a spunky 90, our Manuel….

    And they is off! While our crowd waits for the maulers to meet in the middle, we be playing a musical interlude….

  40. SJ says:

    See I SED all teh prollms wit burgr votes an missin posties was cos ob aleyuns, but did ju lissen?

  41. leaf says:

    Looks up….Mama is that you?

  42. Ignatz says:

    Dr. Funkenturtle sez…

    Mothership Connection… I has it.

  43. kainfury says:

    Aw c’mon, dis piktur iz vry originl !!!11!
    Diz diserv moar ten foar starz!

    At lees foar starz and a alf. :)

  44. Miriam says:

    Its teh Mulder-turtle! he TOLD teh Scully-turtle dat da truth waz out dere!

  45. DARK RAVEN says:

    Quick, CALL THE Xfiles!!!!


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