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alien invashun
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Zana
We noes u did it! Teh hare bin missin since last week!
“They suck you up with a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest. Don’t do that, that hurts! Throw a rope ladder down, I’ll climb up. You’re a hovering craft, why wouldn’t I want to come in and poke around for a minute?”
hehe funneh, butz yewh gottuh tawlk in lolcat tawlk. lolllll hehehhe ai made ah funneh. but yew downt gottuh, ai can baerly readdd human tawlk. yewh seea, ai iz uh kitteh. a LOL kitteh. ai make sher peepl tawlk in muh layngweje so awl teh othah lol kittehs can undahstand theyr websitteeee. otayy? kthnxbyee! lol
but human speak is easier to read! mostly humans are on this websites so the cats should learn english, as majority rules. just a thought.
ceiling turtle, taht u?
Yertle no leaves! We likes joo ! No needs to go to spaise to be the rulr ov all joo seez!
Posiblee teh best buk eber rittn on teh subjekt of turtl stakking.
beeg lolturtle, or small small ufo?
S’long az they has teh blakbarryz an teh goldfishiz foar tortul to be wif eetz (MUNCHEIZ!) it not mattur. Tortul nawt mynd if hims ownurz be teh hoomin oar teh aylien, juz wunt snak.
DONT GO INTO TEH LIET, BRAEV TURTLOL!
so this is what katie ann was reincarnated as?
“oh f***, not again”
so this is what katie ann was reincarnated as?
“oh cr4p, not again”
hehehe tahtz funneh! meestr turtl, run az fastt az yew can uhhway from teh lyght… ohh nevahmynd you prolly frai befoer you mayk it. ai soo srry, but itsz troo. =] ahahaha
I no understands this
Did u see teh moovee “ET?”
Oh, Yipes. *slaps foarhed* I mentz “Close Encounters.” Thank u down there, Partick – I didn’t reed far enuf!
g, a, f, f (lower octave), c
Close Encounters FTW!
lol! I wuz wunnerin hao to put dat into type!
“hmm hmm hmm dum bum” of cors.
i meen, duh.
whut kind uv geek am eye dat aye kin HEAR dat?
wels, my gess wud be Moosik Geek.
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!! Teho!
BTW dapan, ai no geek, buts ai heers it,2!!
Mah daddee heers teh CETK music wun tam in teh win chimes…he gets much chillz an teh happee
but can you do the hand movements too?
SUPERGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
I can has a X-files moosic too??
i wunts tu bleev so
mai kitteh would lurve a heaty lamp, himz might altso liek to go with teh spaisee mens and rule them wif his pointy endz
An wuns agin kittehs has sayvd da Erf!
phail
wut? I no gow wif u naow…..I just renewed my insurance with Geiko!
wut ??? u tooo ???
mai daddee wuz a tottallee freaked owt when dat lizard showed up askin foar
a cuppa.
i juz said Daddee….poar de leetle dude sum tea…
an plz be writing de check
kthx hugznkisses !!
silleh
)
dats wut i heer foar !!!!
awl foar de sillleh…an foar Jack’s poems too !!!
is dis continuation of kitteh on drugz?
luks leik a trip to meh
noes- contiuwashun uf Klingon/Vulcan kitteh cloaking device. They dun invaded us!!!
Doze Kling-ons is sneeksy,
Travis Walton? Dat u?
Wow, dat naame frm de past. Turtlol probly haave beeter stori when he getz baak.
Dammit hoomin….I said 60 watt….diss not even make my nose tingle…
PLUG! UFO: Alien Encounter. ufoai.sourceforge.net
Now that that’s out of the way…
‘Ferst the lolturtle tank, DEN DA WURLD!’
Shuttlol carrees teh furst turtlol to da moon.
INFINITEEE AND BEYONZ
*ahem* Toy Storee
I like how you keep your turtle confined the same way they kept T-rex confined in Jurassic Park… look how well it worked there. I wish I knew how to talk cat
Brighteyes, plz to be axplor teh link “elfinugget’s Kitteh-101″ ovur on rite-hand panul, k? u be wif tootoringz of teh Lol-Kitteh as Sekind Langwij. Is gud korse. I kno. I rited it.
Kthxbai.
doh keeps in mindz dat if youse follows awl de rules, awl de timez, itz super hard to reed.
Dink fonix wit bad grammars and youse has itz.
fink bebbehs. fink kittehs. fink bebbehs an kittehs. dats awl da rulez i follers…
well… dat, an *would my twenty-year-old son puke if I spoke that way to him?* if i can says yes 2 da last wun, i knowz i r doin it rite. or rong. hm… nao i gotz my hitch-em-up awl skeejabbered… sry. awl borked.
an i forgotz 2 say fanks to elfi 4 da tut- tootut- lessin. i ben lukin here in dis site an nebber sawded dose fings on da rite side… i r such a ditz…
Don bee fraidz adn jus juumpz riet in!11!1!! Ebberbuddy heer iz reelee nize
Dis aktully kind of maek me miss mai leezard a little bit…she just die recently….friend was take care of her while i was living in dorms…i gues not take care of her teh way i used to…she was a spoiled little dragon when lived with her mommy…..she just a baby!! only 2 year old!!
mm. i r sry to heer bout ur lizzurd. dats 2 sad. evry pet deeserbs 2 b spoilt. dey r heer so we can lurve dem. an den mebbe we lurns to lurve eech uvver. (gotz 2 admit, dat last part r sumtimes hard 2 do.)
*sighs* “it teh damn alienz again – get me teh BFG”
hehe…turtlol wif BFG? I r skayrd nao! (but stil laffin)
“I calls it…Vera.”
Firefly FTW!!!
Chantix tortLoL luking fur hare. hare mus b abduktedz bai teh aliens!
It’s a streetlight.
. . . in teh streetlite
teh withered leeves be kollektin at mai feets . . .
(turlols, tehmusikal)
Ebry streetlamp seems 2 beet
A f8talistic warningz
streetlite gutterz, and someones mutterz
Anodder day iz donning!
Streetlamp dize, annoder nite iz overs
De rembr . . . rebem . . . memories iz fading!
Touches Me! Iz soo eezy to lebe me!
All alones wit de memries uv mai dais n de sun!
Ahhh – tertulz sinngingg Catz – *wipe teer* iz sooo boootifull
neeth the haylo ob a streetlamp
iz turns mai caller 2 da cold n damp
wen mai i’s was stabbed by da falsh ob da neon liet
splitted da niet
an tuched da souns ob silenz.
an teh peeplol bowd an prayd
to teh reptyl gawd dey maed…
simen and gardfinkel!!! i hasnt heerd dem 4 a long wile…
an da sine flash owt itz warnin
and da wruds dat it wuz formin
sayed da wurds of da
proffits iz ritten on
da subway walls
an tenemint halls
*sigh*
I wuns had tu translait almos teh hole of Simen & Fargunkel’s sawns into Frensh when I wus on xchainj bisit. Still I was lukkee, mai fren was aksed to trasnlait teh Stranglers.
OMG! the street lites is on!!
i gots to go home. game over til tomorrow!
FYI for the youngsters – waiiiii back when we could play outside them was the rules – when the street lites came on you had best hustle your butt back inside.
I noes dat rool 2 well. I also remmbrz teh Sinbad skit bout teh streetlite.
Hilarity ensues?
Alien abduction?…….Nope Nope Nope……..not gonna do it…….
k, so long as no alien anal probe nxt…
kthnxBAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
T foned home…”hey, i ordered Boston lettuce…doan try an gib me dat iceburg crap! An whur’s mah karits?” Aleen delibry ship not get gud tip dis time.
Scotteh…Scotteh…I sedz “beam me’s up” not “turn on teh beam”….now turn dis off and git me outtah heer….dere’s crocs a lurkin.
Ah’m an enjineer, not a resku teem Cap’n!
Iz dis Hovercat kum to find tutlez?
Hovercat haz big lite on belliez!
And in dis cornah — comin off a surprize win ovur Speedfutz teh Hare — one of teh finest boxin — I meen box turtlols of teh aij — weighin in at free an a haf pownds in his shell — TEH SNAPPER!!
lukd liek WWT ringy…Hardshell Hawler sellbrates viktory of wins WWT titel belt. Iz tankin fans wif viktory speeks.
I luv lamp
in soviet russia, lamp loves you !!!
( captain, I’m picking up a signal from the delta quadrant
… sorry, had to be said )
Hoep yu tuk ur eering owt furst, Uhurururu
THE LOMP!!!
Iz Obleena?
OMG AAAH Reel Monstars! I luvved dat sho!!! Wish it wuz still on da teevee.
Ai caint see mee lubbin nobodee butt yu for all mi life!
I git 15 minut tanz Go ona cruz nex wknd
Bert teh Turtlol seez teh bryt flash…bryter den teh sun…brytr den neting u evah seed
Waer’s de swich on dis fing? Want goe ta fleep.
DOOOCCCCTTTOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Hello! I’m de Dokter! Run fer yer lief!
it’s teh truez alien invashun … ann coulter is back … oh noes!!!!!1211!
Tomorro nite turtle will buildz mowntain out of hiz smashd pataytoes.
Wayt, no, he did dat a fyoo dayz ago!
I feel that a better caption would be:
brb
bein abduckted
Dis pickshur ub much strangeness too mee…not shure wut exactlee I am lookin at.
pix is taken inside turtle habitatz environment thing. There is waterz at bottom of pix. On right of pix is a turtle. He are “observing” a lite which hang over he environmentz. On left of pix we see perhapz another turtle, also crane he nex to “observe” lite, but maybe it are rok of some kind.
Joke is that lite resemba ufozor, and I has now destroyed joke with ma breakdown for you. ; ;
My shell sux…that shell ROCKS…300 frightful clams?! LET”S GET IT!
Um that shell is like a little too small and hot for you, and your backs like kinda big…
well (CAUTION: CLEAN VERSION) by the way, birch: Flip You! FLIP YOU!
You see what happens Stend when you unlease your youtube finds on us impressionable peeps…
mefinks sumwun can has seen Repo Man wif Hamilyo Bustifez.
Never did c this movie..but i read the note on this story…
intro: snapping fingers on both hands
Parody…sweet pa-ro-dy
makes for hi-la-ri-ty
on the ICHC
Welcum ladees & gents…to the Turtle Thrash n’ Trash Tourney…The first to flip-over the udda, or getz da udda into da drink is the Winnah!
In this corna: Walter “Terrapin Terrah” Oswald Jr….3 and 2 in the season
Slowly making his way in, prezintly out of the camera focus, flown in from the Galapagos, is Manuel “Tortoise Twista” La Isla…He may be 200 years old, but he moves like a spunky 90, our Manuel….
And they is off! While our crowd waits for the maulers to meet in the middle, we be playing a musical interlude….
See I SED all teh prollms wit burgr votes an missin posties was cos ob aleyuns, but did ju lissen?
Looks up….Mama is that you?
Dr. Funkenturtle sez…
Mothership Connection… I has it.
ATOMIC LOL
La da dee, la da dahh!!
Aw c’mon, dis piktur iz vry originl !!!11!
Diz diserv moar ten foar starz!
At lees foar starz and a alf.
Its teh Mulder-turtle! he TOLD teh Scully-turtle dat da truth waz out dere!
lololololololololol, nice reference man.
Quick, CALL THE Xfiles!!!!