Is hee reelee Big??

LOL

I awlmoss wrote dat qwestshun too, but I restrained maiself !!

LOL summoar !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O-y_0DXE-M

I had nebber seen that wun. TY, D Marie. How’s the audit?

Fankoo DM!! himz b Al, himz B gay, butz ai cudnt tell iffn himz was reelee big!!

*MM reeches down to getz mind owt ob gutter!*

Teh a****t is almost (knock on wood) done. Teh power of ICHC has helped to see me thru, and there is a light at teh end of teh tunnel.

Ob corse, its probly a train….

I wunderz if a****t is da audit or da @$$hat…….

“apricot”? na, dat nots wurk… [counting] …”armpit”?

Souf Park FTW!

Don’t yoo tink I look kyoot in dis hat?!?!??!

(Wuz me, not dee!! SIgh…)

Neow taht u menshun it - I sees it, too. Sawft is sumhow muctch sawfter tahn “soft.”

cuz eez lyke “soft” but wif “aww” in dah middlez

(FTW o courze)

BUts mah assplodin hed ASSPLODES!! frayd der b no rubber swim cap lef. An bsydes, ai’ll neber b cawt ded in won ub dem fings! Hads to weer dem wen ai was widdel. FUGLY!!!!

Mebbee yoo kin put on a playtecks living glove on yoor hed, liek a chikkin hed thingie….. Yoo kin drawr on it an make it yoor own, insted uv onlee fuglee flowry gluons….

Gluv hed much attraktiv, an kittehs will come by an see why yoo has dis ting on yoor hed, den yoo kin grab dem an schnorglate dem wif joi!

I ware a skarf an keep a bowl neerby fur when ma hed assplodes. An Serenitee pads fur when I ROTFLMAOTIPIMP, cuz I do dat nao I older!

Who iz dee an why is she maykin ma commints? I bin hijakt agin….

Hoo indeed is dee? I don’t rememberz seein a dee befoar. Just start ur comminz with “B! herr” until is fixed. Must be odd, thoug, to hav a stranjer talkin fur you in ur awn werds.

Fankoo B! Teh vizhual on dat was teh funnee!! ROFLMAOPIMP!!

I wus picshuring mahself in rubber swim cap, wif giant plastic flour on teh side, and how I wud look here at mah offiss wearin that and mah groan-up bizzness outfit at teh same time, and I giggeled. Then I readed about playtecks libbing glub chikken hed alternative.

Needless to say, I has pulled a muskle from teh soopressed laffter. I can has ace bandij?

Yay! He is one of mah absoloot favrit singer/songwriterers. I shud to lissen to that alblum today. U shud lissten too. Yeers is way too longs to go wifout. If u no has caset handy, I plays mah iPodz reel loud so u cans heer, k?