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So tiny: So Poppy!
power to the popples !!!
stend SO rox
He is the MAN iddn’t he?
(Sorry Stend, I just thought of Big Gay Al. Hope you’re not offended, I think he’s THUPER! Thanks for asking!)
All things considered, I couldn’t be better
I must say.
Whoo is Big Gay Al ??
Habs I met him ?
How wud I know iff I did meet him ??
Is his name reelee Al ??
Is hee reelee gay ?
Is hee reelee Big??
LOL
I awlmoss wrote dat qwestshun too, but I restrained maiself !!
LOL summoar !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O-y_0DXE-M
I had nebber seen that wun. TY, D Marie. How’s the audit?
Fankoo DM!! himz b Al, himz B gay, butz ai cudnt tell iffn himz was reelee big!!
*MM reeches down to getz mind owt ob gutter!*
Teh a****t is almost (knock on wood) done. Teh power of ICHC has helped to see me thru, and there is a light at teh end of teh tunnel.
Ob corse, its probly a train….
I wunderz if a****t is da audit or da @$$hat…….
“apricot”? na, dat nots wurk… [counting] …”armpit”?
Souf Park FTW!
Don’t yoo tink I look kyoot in dis hat?!?!??!
Souf Park FTW!
Don’t yoo tink I look kyoot in dis hat?!?!??!
(Wuz me, not dee!! SIgh…)
IM IN UR WERDPREZ
FUXIN UR PERSEPSHUNS
U knoes, B!, I been thinkin ‘bowt ur problum. I has come to the sad conklewshun that u hassn’t been studyin hard enuf and so ur grade has slipped from B to D.
But donut bes teh worry. We has manny SMRT kitteh tooters availubble to halps u here at Lolkaplan.
Teh popples
Yoonited
Shall neber be
Defeeted!
(Cuz de feets is squnched up in a ball unner teh 7000 pointy ends)
Tee Hee! das soo kyoot, DR.!
Rollz up TITE lil thingys. Here come da RED QUEEN wiff her flamingo crocket sticks. Uz beter get froo them halfhoopies or yuz heds off!!
OK guys: totally off thread – I just caught ‘49up’ http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Up! completely by accident – if you haven’t seen this and have PBS, LOOK FOR IT – I was blown away by it, srsly
erm… ur link be fuxtd?
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_series
I wuz alwayz fasinated by dis seereez. Intresting to see hao class an sosietee haz chaynjd in UK, sum kids did follo de paths dey had as kids, uthers wuz lost an den fownd an remade, uthers wuz jus lost….
Hope to see menee moar uv dees….I can has 77 up?
woz lookn foar sumwr to stik teh commnt so ai iz gonna offthred the offthred thred.
ai tink ai haz seen teh kyoot, ai know ai haz seen teh awsum, an wee haz awl seen teh mutch win, but this piksher moar dan enny befoar – this piksher: TEH HED EKSPLOED FORM TEH KYOOT
:::POOT:::
Utterlee groo uuuurgggh ewww etc…and teh flees just awaytin dere turnz
AAAAWWWWW!!!!
EWWWWWWW!!!!
Sthcrumptious! I want to kees them! And I want them far away…. So confused!
Trouble with prickly tribbles?
Soo CUTE!!!
Woot! First to say AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
DAMNIT! Belay my last.
Woot, Horse, woot, woot !!!!
I juz lubbs it when horses go woot.
AI fouwt horses nayed!!
heer no weevle, sea no weevle, speek no weevle
Dey luk lyk hors-chez-nutz! Gotta hol mai hed so dont assplode!!
*POP*
Pleh – ai hab a mess!
Oh – let mee halp you. Moast of mai braynes are down heer, too.
Nebber, in mai entire leif, did I ekspekt to see trhee tinee hedjhogs lined up in a row – in a hand! Wun is reduced to myndless babbling!
babbel, babbel, babbel!
How does mommeh hedjhog possiblee lib fru deliberee ob babeh hedjhogz!
Fankoo Janet fur ur halp in cleening!
I think ther spyns ar REEL soft ’til dey hit air. Den… SHING!
Tis troo snipetts!
Dey r born wif sawft qwillz.
I lub teh werd “sawft”in lolspeeks.
Neow taht u menshun it – I sees it, too. Sawft is sumhow muctch sawfter tahn “soft.”
cuz eez lyke “soft” but wif “aww” in dah middlez
(FTW o courze)
Fur mee, sawft sort of sags in teh middl, liek a pillo.
thets whut i wuz jus tinkin!
mai noo inglind sist-in-law sumtimes sez it dat way!
Just pik up brayns, rap hed in plastik rap, and stik in fridj foar lil bit.
GOOD AS NEW!!! I’z done dis manee tiems. Cuz my hed has sploded from teh cutes manee tiems.
Fankoo fur sugjes-shun Melissa. Will b pree-pear-ed neckx tyme!
Eben better is to be wear rubber swim cap when viewing ICHC. Keeps branes in wun place, no mess to kleen up. I wudnt be wifout mine.
BUts mah assplodin hed ASSPLODES!! frayd der b no rubber swim cap lef. An bsydes, ai’ll neber b cawt ded in won ub dem fings! Hads to weer dem wen ai was widdel. FUGLY!!!!
Mebbee yoo kin put on a playtecks living glove on yoor hed, liek a chikkin hed thingie….. Yoo kin drawr on it an make it yoor own, insted uv onlee fuglee flowry gluons….
Gluv hed much attraktiv, an kittehs will come by an see why yoo has dis ting on yoor hed, den yoo kin grab dem an schnorglate dem wif joi!
I ware a skarf an keep a bowl neerby fur when ma hed assplodes. An Serenitee pads fur when I ROTFLMAOTIPIMP, cuz I do dat nao I older!
Who iz dee an why is she maykin ma commints? I bin hijakt agin….
Hoo indeed is dee? I don’t rememberz seein a dee befoar. Just start ur comminz with “B! herr” until is fixed. Must be odd, thoug, to hav a stranjer talkin fur you in ur awn werds.
Fankoo B! Teh vizhual on dat was teh funnee!! ROFLMAOPIMP!!
I wus picshuring mahself in rubber swim cap, wif giant plastic flour on teh side, and how I wud look here at mah offiss wearin that and mah groan-up bizzness outfit at teh same time, and I giggeled. Then I readed about playtecks libbing glub chikken hed alternative.
Needless to say, I has pulled a muskle from teh soopressed laffter. I can has ace bandij?
Oh, noooooes. Tihs be so dangerous! Now teh peepls ar bein injured bai teh medical suppliez!
Such little fings!!Little faces-little footsies.All in your hands…
Mama has a little baby
I wanna make him stay up all nite!
Teh Tokking Heds, from Littlol Creechurs FTW!
ai goes more en a dekkaid wivout heerin tihs song, tehn is ref…reph… menshyoned twice in a monf. koinsidens? ai fink naught.
Does u know this one?
Ur brudder n sisster donut unnerstend
How ur tiny feets n ur tiny handz
Cud carry teh wate of a thowsand earths
Into our littel yewniverss
ooh, teh belz, dem is ringin… wher dat frum??
[noodles]
[figgers]
[hems]
[haws]
[gives up and Googles, dang it]
…ah, ok! i has not lissend to dat wun in yeers. buts i has it.
(on caset)
(srsly)
Yay! He is one of mah absoloot favrit singer/songwriterers. I shud to lissen to that alblum today. U shud lissten too. Yeers is way too longs to go wifout. If u no has caset handy, I plays mah iPodz reel loud so u cans heer, k?
i can has Temesey Playts?
(oh an “Micey Blu Hart” is awsum fr singin teh mornful harmnees)
I’m lissening to that song rite now! (holds eerbud toward Teho so he can heer)
how-how!
I gives u hintlet:
Teh next line has name in it that is part of song titel.
But hmmmhmmm we all think it’s grand
i find dees kyoot, yet distubhings. just sayin
longtym lerker, 1st tyme posther
Welcome, turbo. Bai now u noes teh ruulz!
welkome turbokitteh! juss jump rite in wif all uz crazehz ^^
hey! we ar not reelee teh crazehz….jus feel like wun moas of teh time!
well IMHO wee eez normalz n dah restz eez dah crazehz…dis hao societee shud alwaze beh – wai joo fink we’ze sew kontaguss?
fer the cyoot! i needs be geddin misef sum popls.
Get a bag of Popplers from Fry’s Popplers Shack Today!
Yeah Futurama ref!
I think i’m the only one who still has a Popple. cute little picture!!
Lucky! I miss my Popple; it was purple and pretty and lots of fun. I may have to pilfer through my mama’s attic tomorrow…
You r gonna pilfur ur pretty, purple popple?
i has poppel tu! wen i was ikkle gurl, uzed tu tie mah baffrobe beltz tu dem n uze as purse!!
(yes yes…i vry strange lolfreend)
I has a poppel still too!! is pink wit blu pokey dots in teh poppy sak and green an yelloh on teh feetses. oh, hows i hart de ate-ies, such hoar-e-bul colurs!!
I gots a baby popple. Is kyut.
Prolly–I soald myn on ebay!!!
fer de cyoot! i neds be geddin misef sum popls.
I can ha-SPOLRT!! darn it…..teh cootness has defeeted meh.
makes me wanna dance
I wuv teh behbeh hedgy hoggies. Their schnozzles are the best part.
I nebber b4 saw how de lil feetsies fold up wit de lil bellehs and all squshes togeter so dey b nuttin but pointy ends. DO WANT
en iffen u try en tuch dem, dey mayk a noyze lyke “TCH! TCH!” en jump a lil bit, tryin 2 stik u wif teh pointy endz! Iz troo, teh zookeeper man showd me!
I can has hoggy schnozzles?
iz dat lyk hoggy daahz!
Ohhh haggy daahz!!
It cud be dert ice creem an i wud eet it!!!
nom nom nom!
Owtlawed.
Dis shud be owtlawed.
Hepless peeps allover teh werldz hedz r splodin cuz of dis piktur.
someone shud starta a petit……….
SPLODE!!
mmmmmm nebbermindz…
akshully dey iz outlawed wher i libs (GA)
Prolly 4 de bess. Mah ketteh wood tink wuz toy — or fud
Everything’s illegal in GA, innit?
I libs in teh GA….an onleefing I kin fink of is
hmmmm… U ite evvryfing in GA illieegul!
Xcep illegulzz!!
An shawtgun weddinz!
I r nawt receeist!
jus makin a joak,,
Hiztoriklie, yeth, evriefing illegul in GA. I lernd abowt in teh hiztree klazz.
Ony de fun tings b illegel in GA
ok 2 do any ting else
Moar or less. Pollytishuns dun want us havin teh fun.
Srsly. Dey just leegulized beer dat’s moar den 8% alkyhol a few yeers ago. Couldn’t hav any nommy Belgian doppels or trippels befoar dat. No fun at AWL.
Im in reserch mode to-nite, I guess. I was just lookin around teh net, and it appears that hedgehogs are frowned upon in many many places because they could get loose and as a non-native species could wreck havoc on the environment. I don’t have enough information to really know if it is a good law or not, but I would rather err on the side of caution, I think. Anyone out there a hedgehog owner? Are they good pets? They seemed kinda cute but boring in the videos on YouTube.
Sigh, dey tried dis argumint aginst ferrets in Cali…. Da Ferrit luvvers wurkt an wurkt to git da legal weezals, an nao is legal to own, but not yet to breed. Hasta go owta stayt to buy bebe weezuls….
Dey keyoot, but I allerjic! Onlee aminal I lerjic to…. But I glad dey legul nao!
Hoggees I dunno…. Prolly da same ting, but I tink dey wood be kiyotee fud moar dan eetin all de nativ plants….
Teh hedj pigs eatses teh slugs an teh snayls – dey teh gardiners fren. But teh wyld wuns full of fleeees! Lots of hedj pigs in Ingland, tho mennee r ded an sqoshed an flat on the road. Straynglee, teh hedj pig is teh mascot for Road Safety!
Dey is bestest WILD as in my garden in Hingland. Dey has fleezes what are itchy
My unnerstandin is dat dey is not leegul fur pets cuz dey carries teh salmonella liek turtlols, wich I fink r also illeegul as pets in GA. Hedgies self-anoint (sorta liek some pollytishuns I cud name, only in a differmint sense), wich means dey washes demselfs allover wif dey saliva, wich is ware teh germies ome from.
Ur gummint at werk, purrtektin u from urself.
But dd, teh kittehs wud lrn real kwik that lolhedgys r notz toyz or fud! Ai used to fink teh same way, but a frien who ownd wun showed me teh lolhedgys kin keep teh kittehs awai by rollin ina pricklee bawl!
Dey smell funnee coz no can clean pointy ends proply – my stoopy doglet sniff dem alla time…tehn wee on dem.
(Nuver longtym lerker, 1st tyme posther)
Is no wundr dey smell funnees iffn ur goggie wees on dem awl teh tyme!!
Welcome Sekhmet, Egyptian god of…. of…..Oh, hell, too many Egyptian gods to remember them all! I do know she is one of the gods guarding a corner of Tuts golden shrine!
Sekhment is wun of the awldest ov teh Egyptian gods. She is teh goddess of war and destruction, but also of physicians and healing. She is depicted as a fierce lion headed goddess and her countnerpart is our own deer Bastet. Sekhmet is also called teh goddess of the West and Bast is the goddess of the East.
owr yungist teen wud be pleezd, J4K. she is teh haff Zahi Hawass an othr haff Lara Croft.
(not rilly but u gets ma drift?)
(btw i wuz NOT yr 1-burgr trol)
(thppppppt @ u noe hoo u r)
WAY off thred, but i lubs me sum Zahi Hawass. Himz kool.
am moar bowt Ms. Croft, maself. hehe
Thank u, Teho. I know u r nawt mai WunBrugerTroll – becuz tihs spaitee liddle troll be targetin u, too. I duz know hoo it iz – and I thinkz u duz, too. Rite?
ooh if u noze hoo teh troll is….we can has angree mob an draiv it owt of town? I getz mai flaimin torch an pitchfork. BRB.
SJ, taht is SOOO kind – and mai hart iz deeplee tuched. Butt, alas, mai evidinz, tho almoast certain, iz pyoorlee circkumstanshul. U know – Low burgers – troll is commentin. Next – low burgers – troll is dere. Or – awn sumthin new – mai comment has fiev burgers – tehn suddenlee drops to 2 – and suspected troll is – u gessed it – there. Butt is nawt proof.
I is a grown-up. I can taek it – speshullee wehn tehre r so meny otter peepls heer hoo R verry clefur and nyce and brilliant and witty (etc) and seem to liek me. (Trolly is NAWT those things, tho appearz to think it is)
Aye alwayz thinks tihs kind ov behavyoor will be amplee rewarded – and it won’t be prittee! In “as ye sow, so shall ye reap.”
And – trollee duz has a redeeming qwalitee – haz a kitteh. Purrhaps redempshun iz pawsibul.
Hmm ju mai be rite Janet, but I keeps mai pitchfork reddy jus in cais. ;o)
That is vry wise, SJ. U knoes teh old saying: Keep ur frenz cloase and ur pitchfork cloaser.
Ur neber alown wit a pitchfork.
Let a pitchfork bes ur umbrella.
Ok, that one’s not so grate, akshually.
Oh, yes! Akshully, Is very grate indeed. I can’t stop LOLing!
so mabey dats wie teh farmwief luk so anoid in “Hamerican Gofic” paynting??
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/doop-de-doot-de-doo.html
Yer goggy wees on da hedgies? Him cud git hert! oWWWCH!
If u iz a edumacashunal purrfeshunal in GA, u can has hedgehog, but fur edumacashunal purrposes onlie. Mah kids’ kindygarden teecher had wun, but it got out of its cage an runned away.
Hao duz u count awl da pointy ends?
Or iz it awwwwwwww da pointy ends?
*Splot*
eedr wai, mek romeo go romee-ow.
ohai
long tyme lyrker, 1st tyme posther. i thot i posted erlyier butt neber shewed up. dees hedhoggs r mutch wit de kyute. hed to sey sumtin bout em, eben tho dun bin sed. not kwite natrel de wey dey do dat pillowbug trik. glad kittehs kent do ut.
Itz finallee showded up!
oh hia! i can c u naw. wurdress sometymes eat da comments fur a buit. den reguritate ; 0
adorabible!
new LoLwerd fur dikshunaree
The Evil triplets: Hearno, Sayno, and Seeno
PS: so verrry cute…but not too cuddly later eh?
leaf B canadyan, eh?
oh mm joo maded meh LOL ^^
Weelllll, I wuz just gonna sai
SPLORT
um…nebermind.
bud dayam demz shweet yiddle tings!
hey! who stuck the toothpicks in my marshmallows??
they be sooooo cute!!
*screams*
De kyutenuss!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
*faints*
*MM rushes to Lala’s side with glass of water*
Gud fur u, MM. I thinks those ov us hoo r slitelee recovered frum teh furst shock ov the kyootness must be standin by to help teh otters.
I think we’llbe needin at leest 20 bedz and lotz of bandajes.
and plastic rap. (Thankz, Melissa, fur teh valuabul tip.)
BIg Lots haz spshul on rubber swim caps!
Tanks u MM and JCH4K. Lala is muchez rekuverd naow. Nawt lookeeeng! Nawt lookeeeng at kyuteness!!!!!!!!!!!1 Wanna stayz awakez!!!!!!!!!!!1111
oh mai gawd! tey iz so kyoot! lookit tehr lil faces! is like they is the lil godses of kyoot!
i can has kyoot hedgy hoggles???? pweez!
Noes!!! iz teh feetes, dose teenny tiniest ob teh behbeh pinky feetes n toeses…ai cawnt stan it …..*splort* mai hed sploded also, n ai iz in teh libbary, and tehy will prolly restmi n dragz me offen to teh jailz 4 hurtin publik properiez.
bye bye (she waves sadly sitttin n frunt ob her reely mmessi puter)
I agree, doze weeedul curlded up tosies R just so… *ker-PLOOT*
Sigh… kleen up, isle 2….
*runs tu halp n lukz at skreenz*
omg eez bebe hedgeho – *KER-SPLORT*
*releezez eppidemix warnin of dah cyoot*
Thankx, mystique. We needz awl teh medical halp we cn get! They’re droppin liek fliez.
I must poak dere little bellehs! *poak*
*hed asplodes*
Kleen up on aiyul fiev.
*MM brings beeg bukkit ob sopey waterz, mop, plastik baggees, refridjitater, rubber glubs (wif drawings on dem), bottels of cleen water, etc… KYOOT KRASHES KART is reddee fur serbis!*
A…streeeemily kutez!
AIEE! dun luk at dem in dem ayez or joo will has a hed splode!
iz teh feetes n teh tieeny tinee toeses…….so pink so coot
nobody, not even the rain, has such small paws.
I twy to sai a….streeemily kutez butz my comentt dinn’t not show up.
Iz sad.
no b sad eet 5 chzbregres i gef u.
wut an amazing hanfull ob sweetness !!
popples: melt in ur mouf, not in ur hand!
i wanna kiss dem kewt widdle gais, but i doan fink mah MOUF wants to – nawt even if dey melts…
Sonic’s first baby picture… with his long-lost brothers, Hank and Al.
There – u awwwwwwwwwl sees? We – wif awl our erudishun and clefurness and knowlej of verr obscure things – r totallee reduced to teh babbles at teh site of teh bebbehs.
I bleeve teh power ov teh kyoot trumps teh power of teh force.
Ai bleev ur ryte, Janet!
I fink dat’s rite u r Janet.
Onlee teh Yoda…..wayt
DERE YODA BAYBEES!!!!!
HE hideses hims kwills wif himz robeses…DAT MAF FRENS IS TEH FAORCE!!!!
KWILLZ! NObudde fuxx wif summat wif kwillz!
We helpz each otter awn teh wai to teh trooth and enlitenminz.
Dis site is amayzinlee edjukashunal. Teh sekret ov teh force reveeled.
And teh bebbeh Yodas iz charmin r sockz off!
okeh hai
ben tryen tu coment few tymes nao. mebbe got ut figred aot. lung tyme lyrker 1st tyme postur. dis un moovd me wit de kyut. glad de kittes canut do dis ting wit teh rowlin up lyk bawl. kinda weerduh, but i lyke ut. i lyke it alut. i wil feel fewlish if al my postus sudnly apeer nao.
iz ok… sumtimz posts get eeten, then pops up latr wen u leest expekt it. Haz happen to mostly awl uv us at wun time er nuther (sumtimz moor tan wunc). Glad you deesided to post :c) Ur rite… iz good kitteh duznt has so manee poynts. Teh hedgehogs is tremendows kute, but i be fraid to snorgle em.
fankyoo jenny. I nao c al my postus. feelin de blushies an de siilynes.
is okays! we gibbs you cheezburgers and it be all better!
Aww, doan feel barussed, turbokitteh. Happenz to meneh ub us. Stoopy o innernet fulez us an makez us tink sumfin wrong. Not ur fawlt.
maneee cheezburgrz to yew fur da make persiztanze.
aw tankyew for teh notusing uv my non gibin upidnes.
Clean up aisles 1 to elbenty seven! It r a kyootness oberload.
Is all cyooteness til they turn bloo, get power ups, and start blasting around the room foar golden rings.
In udder newz, millyuns round da glowb dyed 2day uv an owtbrek uv hed splodes. Soreses sez websyte icanhascheezburger.com responsbl for masiv splat cuz uv devastainly kute pichur uv spiny-fings.
Guvmints round glowb now tryin 2 devize wepn ekwally affektive.
weepons of sran rap construshun?
sran rap weppins bruoght to u by karlol rove’z hedgehog fund . . .
am i teh onlee one dat sinks dese are uglee? dey luk liek iddee biddee spaice aileens to meh. me likee growed up hoggies, but dem widdle ones i dont sink dey are uv dis heer erth.
Dey doan has to be uv dis earf to has teh kyoot.
Ai fink dey has moar kyoot dan lots ov udder fings uv dis earf.
Kant…taek…teh…kyoot………….
Hab u neber seen NE fing so uglee itz was kyoot??
Der be such a ting as sooo uglee as to be kyoote.
i s’pose iz troo. but stil. dese singies ar uglee. wai cant we jus stik wit kittehs?? we all agree. kittehs ar kyootest. bai far.
kittehs ARE kewtness itseff. u gotz dat rite. but sum hyoomnigs gotz a tender hart 4 uvver critters, so dey ends up heer an lotsa heds splode. so far, mah hed r ok. dats cause deese liddle heddger-hoggehs r so prickleh – i gotz no beeg urge to snorgle or schmoo wif dem…
I agree, dey weeeerd lookin bebes, awful an skeery fayces, but den, doze tosies, awl curlded upwif keyootness….ratsSPLORGSK!!!!
Sigh.
Yah I wuz viktim ov teh feets. Furs thot – euw, ware’s teh kewt kittehs? But tehn….I seed teh toesies. An *SPLORT*- brane bits eberyware.
I unnerstanz. wen I saw dem I had MUCH mixed feelings. I had much “aw dat is little pweshusez” an also much “dat is teh strange and I feels weerd lukin at dem” feelings.
Dey are unushual, datz fer shure. I nebber seen befoar.
oh and goodkitty, yoo ar berry funny. i laft. heee heeeee
Tanks. I thinks guvmints also contak 343GuiltySpark an fine out whut his defense sheeld is maid uv. Obvioslee vary powrfull 2 withstan spiny-fing kutness.
mai defense sheeld iz ver ver simpil. iz just doze sings ar uglee. and i finds dat dey gives meh teh feelins uv oooh doze maek me wanna vomet. mebbe in a few weekz wen dey all growed up mai hed will splode. but for nao, dey’s jus too uglee for meh.
*skwintz*
I see wut u did dere.
It bee sweet.
huh? wut i do?
The tiny-izer ray is a success!
I see teh commint monster has ben eatin teh commints aginz. Decided to play tricksies on teh new posters and make dem double post. Bad commint monster! We like teh new frenz, we play nice!
Welcome everynewbody, you have teh welcomes. Glad U R here.
Fankoo! Iz nice to has teh welcomes frum teh peeps ai been admi…admir…reedin for a long tiem.
iz troo i agreez. wurdprez waz eatin mah commints yezzedai but now iz fayne. teh lolfrenz playz nice, but teh wurdprez made me wunt to frow computerz out windowz. Iz nayce to have welcoms. Fank you D Marie!
Ai crissin thee Nom, Nom, and Nom. yu muhs stai togehther ur holl liyvs.
Soooo…. aww dis cootniss leafs jus won qwesion….
Heghawgs- do dey has a flavr?
Jus taut ov anudder qwesion…
How do heghawgs giv da wubbins to each udder?
Bereh, bereh carefulleh.
Iz nowt pretteh. Da daddy hedgy wees at de mommy hedgy 2 says “Aye wants you!” If she agreeing, dey den walks on deir bak legz so dey next to each odder, bellies to bellies. Dey do it, den daddy hedgy wees on de mommy hedgy some more, den deys do its some more. Daddy hedgys no cares bout deir babehs.
Doan no bowt u but I’z bery glad I’z nawt mommy hedgy.
Ewwww…. hedgy wubbins…. *covers her eyes* nassy!
Oh, Sonic, I so vereh diappointed in u.
/laffs in spite uff mahself
OMG lookit ther lil finger-like thingies. They has tineee handzes and footses! Looks like combynachun between sea urchin n lil preemie babeez n lil piggeez all roll up in wun. Teh wun on lef is v shy, all kurled up, n hidin. *splort* (oh noes. hed sploded)
ORDERLEE – OVER HEER WITH THE BROOM AN SRAN WRAP PLEEZE. DEN TAEK HER TO BED 15.
I liek wun on rite cuz luks liek hez smylin hiz liddle hoggie smyle!
butt then agen wun in middle has himz hed all kokd to side, like “wut??” (hedghog verzyun of RCA dowg.)
Thx janet fur kleenup… i needed that. :c)
Happy Meal Toy: The ultimate snorgallers of death! Collect all three!
we r in ur hand, mezzmurrizin u wit cyootnis wile pokin ur lifelion
“lifelion” hehehe!!! WIN! *adds tu LOLictionaree*
dis was my dessk… er, paperwal…. er…. da pichur on my compy for a looong time, but not wit capshun! capshun makes so much better. so sooo kyoot! i jus wanna nom nom nom snoorrrrgle—oh oh, i can has firs ade?!?!
NURSE – quicklee over heer with teh cap of containment.
KYOOT KRASHES KART on its way!
kyooooooooooooot ofurlode. *asplodes*
DOCTOR – please git tehse braynes bak in teh hed. I”ll do teh wrap and taek her/him to bed 9. Please to check awn in 15 minutes.
cute and kinda creepy
There so cute!!
Janetcan, Manfredmom, heer R sum hip boots. Iz gittin deep wif assploded brayns!!!
[hands pairs uv waders to medical teem]
Oh B! Thank u – so thoughtee. We cn reelee use these. Teh sidhuashun is gettin desperate – tho meny r gettin bedder now.
Fankoo B! we needs nodder KYOOT KRASHES KART!! n MORE BEDs!!
O…M…G…
why didnt i see this before??
they are yoda seeds!!!
Hmmm, kin I plant dem in ma gardin? Will da skwirtls eet dem wen dey grow?
Hao I water wif da Fors?
i haz a reserch, n it maded meh laff, wanted tu share dah lolz:
Pufflings: A sub-species of smaller Popples. Pufflings are unable to speak, but communicate with others with a high-pitched warbling sound. Sometimes they give out joke tags. The Pufflings like to hop and bounce around.
>.< oh hao irronix, kno?
dees be puffylingks!!! u is soooo smarts mysty-q!!!
May I haf ur attehshun, pleez. I is awn EST must go to bed now. Peepl livin west ov the Mississippi ar requested to taek over medical care – dun’t wantz to lose enywun.
kthxgdnt
Nurse Janet needs her rests…we will finds new medical profeshunuls donut werry!
sorreh, butt I is werried. Howz wee fine sumwun betta tehn JanetCH4K?
Pleeze to be returnz uz 2…
…teh popple hoppr
EYEZ JEST POP EM IN MAH MOUTH, THE SNACK THAT FLOSSES MAH TEETH AT THE SAME TYME!
Oh, u nawtee, nawtee ting! ;D
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
I luvz teh widdle bebbeh hoggiewinkles!
*kaboom*
ick…
sorriez to be addin to teh medikul emurjensie. I just lays heer and recu – recoo – rekoo – until I feelz bettr.
*sigh*
/shakes head….
dere’s wun in ebbery crowd. kyureeuslee wunners onto the aksidunt site and den becums a victum.
/teezes teh lunarmommy
Dun worree. I mop up yur brayns an put dem bak in yur hed.
*rolls lunarmommy away to recovery room*
uh oh. i fink mai lazt pozt got eeted.
u nebber noe. Dis triksey site sumtimes eetes it and keepz it down, sumtimes plehs it back up to see latur.
much aggurvashun!
doan wurry…no wun getz fussed at fer repostin.
sheesh. i fawt mebbe since it tooked dat (points up) post, den mebbe it wud let me repozt da orginganl wun. but nooooooo. i jus triyd jus nao, n nuffin. o well. i waitz to see if it getz plehd bak up lyke u sed Kathleen. thx fer da enkerajment!
hmmm. mebbee wen u tries agin an it no takes it, it cause it holdin it and fartin aroun an noes its gonna pos it latur.
Jus a thot.
stoopy ting just nao dun it too mee.
durn burn it!
Ew, that actually looks kind of disgusting.
I can haz Sonic baby? Prease prease oh prease I be so gud wif em and cuddle em and squeez em and nurm em George . . .
Ouch, that hurts!
Rollz up bery, berry, bery tite lil thingies. Da RED QWEEN comin wif her falingostick. Yuz sootz under dem sticky up haf circle things or uz get da heds chop off!
Alice ftw!
That’s kind of gross in my opinion actually. I mean it’s cute and everything
but it’s kind of gross. I’m sorry.
Whyfor its gross? Teeneh behbeh hedgpiggehs. Wif likl rinkly nozes an teeneh feets.
Uhleh Bebe
O_O SO CUTE AUUUGH
**raps hed in saran rap**
Beddar sayf den sorree!
they’re so ugly, they’re cute.
i think.
lob up at drp seeling – wil stik?
Iz teh yona! Helpses El arairah trickses Prence Raneboe!
mmmmm… flayrah!
Waz notta LOL waz a strangled-gasp-awwws sownd.
Popples, do wants.
Soooo cute! It almost hurtz! Ina gud way!
Popplez iz teh cute
They are like chestnuts! Only filled with cute instead of nut!
Gladz u likes the popples. My Mommeh sent pic to meh. Do not know where it came frum.
Popples! YES.
they are so small!
It is wrong to take small animals. After their mommies won’t recognise them and they won’t have a mom anymore!
theyz so ugly