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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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aw por kitteh luks confuzzled. don worree kitteh. neo will restoar yoo back to one-ness.
Congorats, 343, for bein earliest wif de mostest ! we hatez bein lazt to catch on, but it happs more all de time. /sniff snurffle /but! anywayz wif uze guies and dis happiplace, an my hunni, life is guud!
za kitteh feelz a Deja-vu..
I is njoy-ing ur naem verr verr muches 343. Dis b oen uv mai favrit halo lvls.
Teh monitur itslf kinda amuuzing 2.
yah. halo = best-gaim-ebber-maid. can’t wate to plai halo3! mai brudder taked it to dat far far ‘way college plaice wid him. maked me sad.
Oh yesh, bestest gaem. Besaids FFVII of kours. And I’s plaid halo 3 and beateded it on Heroic in 4 howrs. Gud gaem. Maed meh happi in pants as mai ex wud sai. 2 bad ai nawts haff a 360, so ai had 2 plai at a fren’z howse. Ai hazzn’t plaid in weeks tho. Maeks me a sad sad lolfren.
Ai hopes U gets 2 plai it soon! Is well wurth wateing 4.
very sorry. Don’t worry though, the xbox is safely out of commission so even I cant play it
oh wow. i’z neber beed first to comment befoar! iz special! maik me feel all warm and squirshy insied. eedeer dat, or i be needin new diapur.
It doo, doan it? Yay fer u, GuiltySpark!!!
AND u managed to maek a reelee gud comment - a werthy WUN, as it were. lol!
Wurthyness to JOO too JanetCH4K ! The use of the alternate F wurd is boggle!
…buts i thot it wuz can be “bleen”??
Silly Teho, has you gone bleend? Dis not CO.
Oh, mai paws and whiskers! I din’t reed taht thru to the end - just got as far as “warm and squishy.” I do hoeps verry much teh feelins r reelee insiied!
EEEEWWWWW!!! wat b dat smell???? ;-}
Congrats 343!
lulz! i wer jus kiddin. it wuz just feelin. not diapur.
We knowed dat.! Butt u has porvided us with a source of innocent merriment - wun of life’s hightest achiefminz!
n we lubs to tayk avatanij of peepels hoo sets dem selbs up fur funnee reespons!
“MAOMMMM! weer borrrred.”
“Oh, u bee bored? Ai has PLENNEE ub stuffs fer u to doo, den…u jus come rite ober heer an I showz u…”
“No, no! Ai jus kidden…we haz lotz ub stuffs to do!”
“Dats wut I THOT.”
Deja kitty D:
must uze “color” buttun. iz noes wut iz talkin ’bout.
I wunderz how deep kiityhole go?
Okaze, who hitted da “multiple copies” buttin by miztakez?
habs i beeen heer befoar ???
doo i noes u ???
are dere can openur fingeez foar de squishee fud ???
oh noe !!! is dere squishee fudz !??!!??
is glitsch wif teh dooplicaytin masheen. eetch copie is less an less identycul.
Ur tellin me! Dese last few dun look ANYTHING lyke Mikul Keetun.
hehe! iz teh funney!
Eech noo copi haz a schmoodge in a diffrint playse. Cawl teh repayrmens!
i can has toener for copeeier?
Iz timez fur teh Maytagz reparz hoomyn. He gotz loz timez to fixedz teh copiez catz.
Famous action kitteh has TWO stunt doubles.
Kittehs violating law of fizzix whereby 3 bodies cannot occupy same space at same time. Iz all relative I guess
awl kittehs sing:
“We’re teh incredibel trii-iiiplets!”
(ai keep heerin dis song wen ai go to Toyz-Are-Us. don noes wair it comz frum, but annoyz teh hell owt of me!! derfor, ai b singin itz awl day nao!)
which triplet uses the tony?
I got nuthin.
Oh, butt Stend - as leest us is heer. U don’t alwaiz hav to be brilliant. It seems to mee u r nawt heer so mutch as befoar - is ur new job taking up a lot of tiem? Is new job in the feeld u was studining fur? Do u liek it? Has u sayed awl this alreaddy and I just sumhow missed it?
yeah the new job is kinda sucking - shooting XRAYs on kids takes a lot of energy. good thing it’s just temporary. nuclear medicine school here I come - 8 more months, much better pay and no screaming kids…
onward ever upward. h3ll, at least I have a job…
i have to smile only, only becuz wen the tech tells me don’t move, alls of a sudden someting itches, twitches, or sometin….try tellin an energetic and or frightened kid that!
8 months? Crap, I’m just wanting it to be the end of the effing semester already…and my kittehs too. And pony. They no like dis grad school BS. Nor their momma like it, neither.
mai kittehs dont lyke me goan tah class at nyte. tehy beleev i r verrah cruel fer not gettin hoam until 9 r 10 tree nites a week. doesnt lieve enuf tiem…jest: getz hoam, sum petz, tehn sleep. feh.
Boy: Do not try open the can of tuna; that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Boy: There is no tuna.
Neo: There is no tuna?
Mr.Anderson cat sez: yuo canot win dis niokitteh, hands over youse cheezbrgers or esle!
Kitteh shud hab taken de bloo pillz. Den kitteh be oblibius tu de Matrix
Umm… Fluffy coft up a haerball in yer sok droor. We sorries.
Whut I wants to noes is how dese people wif multi ….mulpli … more dan one kittehs (of any colur) keeps carputs so kleen??? I gives up long ago an I can has hardwood floors. I also can has a kitteh to shed hairs to stand out bad on any color upwholstee. Eight to choose from. I can has leather an mycrofiber?
ditto! i gave up. my house just full of fur. i sweep and sweep and den POOF!!there is more! i think my house will not exist if there is no fur.
you come to my house - tough - you leave with extra fur nicely placed on your azz and legs and back and anywhere else it wants to stick. you no like it - dunt come over.
cats here first. dey has priority.
Da fur is insallation & decarashun! Glad ai nod alone wid furr EBRYWHERE!
Noes outfitz iz completes wid out teh kitteh hairz!!
“Note to Visitors” at mai houz:
“If yoo doan laik cat hayr awn ur cloze, stay off teh firnichoor.”
O/T but reluhvunt to mai intrest:
Teh November 6 ishoo uv PC Magazine (p. 81) haz ICHC amung its an-yoo-ul list of “Top 100 Undiscovered Sites.”
Undiscubbered? Wat iz wit diss undiscubberded? Hoo b not has discubberded ICHC? *WE* iz all heer, imsn’t we?
We iz definitlee awl heer! Luks lyk we shud expek moar nu peepels.
I notis in teh lass few weeks der b lots of nu names heer. Ifn we habn’t o-fishillee wellcumed u, WELCOME NOO COMMINTERS!!
actually my daughter sent me the link one night. she is away at college and we were chatting on the phone and she gave me the link.
i guffawed at all the pics.
she was - mum, some of those arent that funny.
and i was - hell ya! and i cried i was laughing so hard.
so i lurked for two weeks before getting the courage to jump right in a have fun.
That sounds familiar…. my college student son thought I’d find it funny. Now he is all “Mooommmm, you’re being weird”
Well, you started it, kid!
If kid likez it, it beez cool. If momma likez it, iz not cool no moar.
Wez spekin teh kitteh all ober teh offis noas! Bossz no wants! but wez dood it anywaz. Jus tryz not to spitz liquidz on teh offis puterz screen.
mai vakyoom kleenr can haz repayr bout ebry six munts. it wurkz hard!
That was ackshully de last straw for me … six month old vakyoom needed repayr … we said “skrew dis” and pulled up carpets and find lovelee hardwood. Much th better! Zip around wif Swiffer for 5 minnits an’ all done! Is grate.
Ai fink sum peepels keep kittehs owt of sum ruums. Den dey open teh blokked owf ruum n awl kittehs run in! U noes hao kitteh r wen dey not allowed somplase - at furstest chans, dey r dere!
PS i somewon has notz enuff kitteh hare at der howse - u can gets some here!! Ai fink ai need carpets dat match kitteh hare coller!
Why you tink dey calls it FURnishers?
An for caption:
Mo-oom! Dey is hoggin all the warm sunnee spot! Dey won’t let me have any warm!
My thot zacklee!!!
Biggr bruvvers won let lil kitteh in da sunbeem, da big meenees! Lil kitteh go hwarf in der beds! Neener!
*Nods*
Hwarfin is onlee sensibble retri …retribyoo …payback.
Smithcat will assimilate you