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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

leaf

Sooper kitteh to da rescue…this month’s cape is to remind u to do monthly boob exam…fight crime an cancer

Lucy's mommeh

Must be Big Gay Al’s kitty with that pink cape…he’s THUPER, thanks for asking!

Twaycee

Don’t be gay Sparky, don’t be gay!

 
keogh

south park continuation FTW!
Kick his a$$ Sparky!!1!
Noooo, but he’s doing something to his a$$

 
 
stend

maybe he’s an interior design superhero?

I have come to rescue you - from lousy window treatments !!!

Kim

Oh I need that kitteh. Halp!

 
Nika (da reel one)

And gratuitous ugly couches

Flartus

kitteh r leeping to attak a gratuitously ugly couch…”must to be ironikle!!”

 
 
 
 
Kathleen

Oh, SHHUUUURRRR, Sooper Kitteh…u cumz too reskyoo mee…

DEN U ZAPS ME WIT TEH POIZUN!!

Ai is savvee too ur sneekeh, sneekeh wayz!!!!

(ps…leaf, teh boob comment not teh FURST ting I wud hab tot ub, but clebber! I likes it! Yay!)

(pps…mai mommee is breast cancer SURBIBUR now for more tan 10 yearz! Mannee, mannee yayz!)

Flartus

Happee days 2 ur mommee!!

 
ManfredMom

What wonderful news for this month!! I’m so happy for you and especially for your mom. I remember a time when ANY cancer was an automatic death sentence. It’s amazing how far medicine has advanced, even tough we have a long way to go! Best wishes to Kathleen’s mom and all the other survivors who frequent this site!

*steps down from soapbox*

ManfredMom

Oops! ai dons ushuallee chek mai spellsin wen ais commint - its ushuallee not importin! In dis case ai ment “though” nots “tough”.

sry, kthxbai!

Kathleen

So funneh, ManfredMom-dat remines me. I am a big pewpee head spellung Nazi wen I am not on heer! I got secund place in teh skool spellun bee—nebber did studee for it, an onlee messed up cawz not concentratin. I is reel bad bout beein pickee. Now, cors, I am older an startin to forget stuff (only 42, but dooin it anneewai) an startin to embarrass mahself! ennyway, I menshun dis caws I tink its ironik….I suspeck dis is teh case wit manee uf us heer tho…that wee are reellee gud at spellin an grammur an such an just enjoi talkin dis wai! :D

Jenny

ur rite, iz funny… i wuz Englesh mayjor. ifn onlee mai ol perfessrs coold see me now. How prowd tey wood be!

 
3rin

yah, I dons’t commint as much as I miete, cus it’s so hared to spell in lolspeak (well, that, and I can’t tink of cleber sutf liek ebry one else.) Din whin I trys to rite normal I has trubble spelin.

 
 
 
 
 
dogbotherer

yays to your mom!
my dad made 25 years with colon before it sneakt up and won.
as far as self boobie check, mine always feel like a bag full of rocks.
doc laffs at my bag-o-rocks joke and keeps trying to teach me but oh well. too many benign cysts.

still, all wimmens should be check and their boyfriends/significant others should join in the fun. always helpful is another pair of hands.

B!

DB, I had da paynful funnee lumpses too, den I stopt eetin/drinkin NETING!!!! Wif da stoopee aspartame. Payn an lumps went away!!! No moar aspartame!!!

I jus had ma fizikl fur da yeer, da NP axt me if I do da ezam evree munth, I sez, no, ma hubbee duz fur me!

Hubbe sez whut? how I do? I sez, jus let me know if yoo feel neting weerd or diffrint, ktxluvu! He sez ok, come heer!!

Kathleen

Oh, yeah, B! I tole mah nurologist dat I had stabbee painz. Hee blamed it on mah fatt butt, LOL…

WELL.

I stopped drinking teh aspartame and it has nebber cum back.

Stoopy ol nurologist.

 
 
Kathleen

O, dogbotherer, I has IBS (i noes i aggurvates it tru mai own stoopy beehavyur, so I not complaining) so I noe sum of teh pain. (Wuntz pain so bad I tot I wuz dieing uff food poisoning, an went to emurgencee rume! )I vereh, vereh sorreh fur ur daddee. :( I not wunt too ebbun tink wut sufferins he had. I is happee tat hee beets it fur 25 yeers, tho!!

Wen mai mom fown sumtin strange teh peepulsnot too eksited, an say boar-ed-lee, oh, letz check agin sumtime latur….

well, she is a Aries/Taurus cusp. Now WUTCHU FOKES TINK GONNA HAPPEN?

Anyway, dey doo teh biopsee.

dey fines teh pleh.

Dey sayz, all skeered, OH NOES!! WEE GOTZ TO OPPURATE NOWZ!!!

Mah mom sayz all cool like, “Wai hurreh…wutz teh rush?”

LOL!

dogbotherer

thank you kathleen - btw is my middle name so is very purdy.

i miss my dad but he is in better place.
love your mum every day hard hard hard.
and your kiddies and your kitties and your luvr.

too short is life. luf luf luf. everyone should luv someone and of course all the kitties and goggies and every animal - xpt spidrs - they give me the willies!

be happy with or without your bukket or basket or happy place.
now we all needs to get back to the fun and no more sad.

 
 
 
Kathleen

Tanks fer all ur naice commentz, peepuls! I forgots I posted dis an den fown it tonight wen I cums home frum werk…wut a nice surprize!! Gibs mee much happees!

 
Nika (da reel one)

YAY fur yur mommee! Mai daddeh iz a harbl cancer survivor for moar den 15 yeers. An another frend wuz officcialy cured of lookeemia last December–5 yrs wif no problems!
But a fambly frend died of breast cancer over da summr…went away for a bit, den came bak an spred to her libber an brayn. Wuz very sad. She wuz mai mommee’s best frend.
I be terribl about doin mah boob cheks. Mine ar big an skwishy an I can never tell whut be lump an whut be not.

 
 
teenie

Yep, is dat tyme uv yeer! remynd ebrywoman 2 feel dere boobeez! en member 2 do it EBRY MUNF!!!

greasycat

My kitteh climbs up on my chest whez I lie down. She sits on boobies and starts to knead and walkz around. If anythin feelz sore or different I check right away, can’ts makes her sitz down beside me an get kalm till her does her 2 minut check. She be remindin me to tak care of meself.

 
 
LBeeeze

Sooper kitteh is a beeleevur in troot, justiss, (not-de-current-global-sooperpower- crush-awl-who-do-nut-agree-wiff-us american wai), whirrled peaz, healtee boobz foar awl humminz, an snorglez foar awl kittehs ebberywhere….

so Sooperkittehs hope keeps him alloft foar enuff timez to sabe de dai…

an take a nap latur.

ManfredMom

hooray fur SOOPERKITTEH!

 
 
stend

I wanna see that kitty operate a mammogram machine without opposable thumbs ;o)

curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!

 
stend

oh man - I’m takin that one to the mammo mavens at work !!! LOL”S !!!

conscious cat

Ai hoep it maekz evrbuddy lol!!11!1

 
 
Cottleston Pie

He muss be rilly shoart, or hims is hoapin to gif mammygrams to rilly tawl wimmins.

 
 
MIdas

Um, is it me, or isn’t this most likely a “throw the cat and take a picture” scenario?

Is that cool? Seems to approach the level of unfunny that the ‘funny video’ programs reached when they’d show ‘hilarious’ shots of kids getting hurt and stuff.

C’mon, take pics of cats and be funny, dress them up and be funny, but let’s not launch kittehs in the name of funny.

cuckoocat

mabe, just mabe, teh kitteh wuz on drugs adn had bin jumpin round adn round da hoomans house. Den, teh stoopie hooman had da one gud idea he will evr hav to take pikshur of teh kitteh in its superheero mode.
TEH END
Mabe dat happened.
I tink sum1 heer is a pessa…pessee… sum1 hoo suspekts da werst of everytin
U know, da glass half emptee… :)

 
 
 
NathanaelB

clumsycat is NOT coming to the rescue

 
stend

but what if clumsy cat always saves the day by doing something clumsy?

leaf

notice the star “William Katt” hmmmm

 
 
Jenny

beleev it ur not
i walkin on ayr
never thowt i culd feel
so free ee ee

(oh noes song stuk in mai hed!!!)

 
 
 
 
kittydragon

I’ll save you!
*BONK*
I meant to do that…

Jenny

dont wurry, i iz perfesshunall!

 
 
Joe

Thuper Kitteh haz one weekniz…..Stoopy Hoomans dat tie capes awound nex!

NathanaelB

… but then he wouldn’t be thuper kitteh any moez!

atropos

its bird,
its a plane,
No….. Its Supercat !!

Supercat to da rescue

Major Durand

Sooper Cat!
Fitin teh neber endn battl
4 troot!
Justis!
N cheezburgr wit xtra pikl.

 
 
 
 
 
invisible commenter

BASE jumpin - ur doin’ it rawng

 
Maxxity

I can has John Williams theem muzak? K thx bai.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

EBBERYTHING is bedder wif John Williams theem muzak!

B!

Jonny Williams FTW!!!! He did moosix fur so mennee movvees, even he cant rememmer which wuns he did!!

Hubbee big fan uv “John Goldfarb, pleez come home”, moosix wuz dun by Johnny Williams, but I dun tink dat wuz hims furst composering job….

 
 
 
leaf

Hey they tol me i could fly if i wear this silly kerchief…liars

Kathleen

dem liurs gunna pay, Heero Wunnabee Kitteh?

 
 
leaf

hey, they tol me i could fly, the liars…they jus wanted to see me wear this silly pink thing…STOP LAFFIN

leaf

oops sorry…Pete and repete makin comments

Lucy's mommeh

das okay, we’ll leaf you alones about it.

 
 
 
 
bootawn

Invisible Hanglider!

I can haz commintz? I haz been lerking here fur lungtim nao awlreddy, but I nebah sed nuffink befoar. I iz far frum home an missez mah kitteh, so havez to get mi kitteh fix frum ichc insted. Dis wun kitteh haves simbi…simma…colours liek mah kitteh.

iz hard to snorgle over teh innertubes :(

SJ

Ob cors u can haz commintz! Heer, I maded you a commint and I did not eated it. Sawwy u is missin ur kitteh, glad ICHC is helpin a bit (butt is poor substitoot fur reel kitteh, I noze).

Kathleen

good ting…I made bootawn a cookie fer his/her comment, but I eated it.

/redfaced