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Sooper kitteh to da rescue…this month’s cape is to remind u to do monthly boob exam…fight crime an cancer
Must be Big Gay Al’s kitty with that pink cape…he’s THUPER, thanks for asking!
Don’t be gay Sparky, don’t be gay!
an wuts wong wit dat, LOL!
south park continuation FTW!
Kick his a$$ Sparky!!1!
Noooo, but he’s doing something to his a$$
look at the posters in the background…
lol
maybe he’s an interior design superhero?
I have come to rescue you – from lousy window treatments !!!
Oh I need that kitteh. Halp!
And gratuitous ugly couches
kitteh r leeping to attak a gratuitously ugly couch…”must to be ironikle!!”
Oh, SHHUUUURRRR, Sooper Kitteh…u cumz too reskyoo mee…
DEN U ZAPS ME WIT TEH POIZUN!!
Ai is savvee too ur sneekeh, sneekeh wayz!!!!
(ps…leaf, teh boob comment not teh FURST ting I wud hab tot ub, but clebber! I likes it! Yay!)
(pps…mai mommee is breast cancer SURBIBUR now for more tan 10 yearz! Mannee, mannee yayz!)
Happee days 2 ur mommee!!
What wonderful news for this month!! I’m so happy for you and especially for your mom. I remember a time when ANY cancer was an automatic death sentence. It’s amazing how far medicine has advanced, even tough we have a long way to go! Best wishes to Kathleen’s mom and all the other survivors who frequent this site!
*steps down from soapbox*
Oops! ai dons ushuallee chek mai spellsin wen ais commint – its ushuallee not importin! In dis case ai ment “though” nots “tough”.
sry, kthxbai!
So funneh, ManfredMom-dat remines me. I am a big pewpee head spellung Nazi wen I am not on heer! I got secund place in teh skool spellun bee—nebber did studee for it, an onlee messed up cawz not concentratin. I is reel bad bout beein pickee. Now, cors, I am older an startin to forget stuff (only 42, but dooin it anneewai) an startin to embarrass mahself! ennyway, I menshun dis caws I tink its ironik….I suspeck dis is teh case wit manee uf us heer tho…that wee are reellee gud at spellin an grammur an such an just enjoi talkin dis wai!
ur rite, iz funny… i wuz Englesh mayjor. ifn onlee mai ol perfessrs coold see me now. How prowd tey wood be!
yah, I dons’t commint as much as I miete, cus it’s so hared to spell in lolspeak (well, that, and I can’t tink of cleber sutf liek ebry one else.) Din whin I trys to rite normal I has trubble spelin.
Conkatulazhunz!
yays to your mom!
my dad made 25 years with colon before it sneakt up and won.
as far as self boobie check, mine always feel like a bag full of rocks.
doc laffs at my bag-o-rocks joke and keeps trying to teach me but oh well. too many benign cysts.
still, all wimmens should be check and their boyfriends/significant others should join in the fun. always helpful is another pair of hands.
DB, I had da paynful funnee lumpses too, den I stopt eetin/drinkin NETING!!!! Wif da stoopee aspartame. Payn an lumps went away!!! No moar aspartame!!!
I jus had ma fizikl fur da yeer, da NP axt me if I do da ezam evree munth, I sez, no, ma hubbee duz fur me!
Hubbe sez whut? how I do? I sez, jus let me know if yoo feel neting weerd or diffrint, ktxluvu! He sez ok, come heer!!
Oh, yeah, B! I tole mah nurologist dat I had stabbee painz. Hee blamed it on mah fatt butt, LOL…
WELL.
I stopped drinking teh aspartame and it has nebber cum back.
Stoopy ol nurologist.
O, dogbotherer, I has IBS (i noes i aggurvates it tru mai own stoopy beehavyur, so I not complaining) so I noe sum of teh pain. (Wuntz pain so bad I tot I wuz dieing uff food poisoning, an went to emurgencee rume! )I vereh, vereh sorreh fur ur daddee.
I not wunt too ebbun tink wut sufferins he had. I is happee tat hee beets it fur 25 yeers, tho!!
Wen mai mom fown sumtin strange teh peepulsnot too eksited, an say boar-ed-lee, oh, letz check agin sumtime latur….
well, she is a Aries/Taurus cusp. Now WUTCHU FOKES TINK GONNA HAPPEN?
Anyway, dey doo teh biopsee.
dey fines teh pleh.
Dey sayz, all skeered, OH NOES!! WEE GOTZ TO OPPURATE NOWZ!!!
Mah mom sayz all cool like, “Wai hurreh…wutz teh rush?”
LOL!
thank you kathleen – btw is my middle name so is very purdy.
i miss my dad but he is in better place.
love your mum every day hard hard hard.
and your kiddies and your kitties and your luvr.
too short is life. luf luf luf. everyone should luv someone and of course all the kitties and goggies and every animal – xpt spidrs – they give me the willies!
be happy with or without your bukket or basket or happy place.
now we all needs to get back to the fun and no more sad.
Tanks fer all ur naice commentz, peepuls! I forgots I posted dis an den fown it tonight wen I cums home frum werk…wut a nice surprize!! Gibs mee much happees!
YAY fur yur mommee! Mai daddeh iz a harbl cancer survivor for moar den 15 yeers. An another frend wuz officcialy cured of lookeemia last December–5 yrs wif no problems!
But a fambly frend died of breast cancer over da summr…went away for a bit, den came bak an spred to her libber an brayn. Wuz very sad. She wuz mai mommee’s best frend.
I be terribl about doin mah boob cheks. Mine ar big an skwishy an I can never tell whut be lump an whut be not.
Yep, is dat tyme uv yeer! remynd ebrywoman 2 feel dere boobeez! en member 2 do it EBRY MUNF!!!
My kitteh climbs up on my chest whez I lie down. She sits on boobies and starts to knead and walkz around. If anythin feelz sore or different I check right away, can’ts makes her sitz down beside me an get kalm till her does her 2 minut check. She be remindin me to tak care of meself.
Sooper kitteh is a beeleevur in troot, justiss, (not-de-current-global-sooperpower- crush-awl-who-do-nut-agree-wiff-us american wai), whirrled peaz, healtee boobz foar awl humminz, an snorglez foar awl kittehs ebberywhere….
so Sooperkittehs hope keeps him alloft foar enuff timez to sabe de dai…
an take a nap latur.
hooray fur SOOPERKITTEH!
I wanna see that kitty operate a mammogram machine without opposable thumbs ;o)
curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!
bee caerfull whoz doin teh mammogrammo – jus sayin
http://www.hotscams.com/articles/161/1/Do-not-be-scammed-by-this-fake-machine/Page1.html
oh man – I’m takin that one to the mammo mavens at work !!! LOL”S !!!
Ai hoep it maekz evrbuddy lol!!11!1
He muss be rilly shoart, or hims is hoapin to gif mammygrams to rilly tawl wimmins.
Um, is it me, or isn’t this most likely a “throw the cat and take a picture” scenario?
Is that cool? Seems to approach the level of unfunny that the ‘funny video’ programs reached when they’d show ‘hilarious’ shots of kids getting hurt and stuff.
C’mon, take pics of cats and be funny, dress them up and be funny, but let’s not launch kittehs in the name of funny.
mabe, just mabe, teh kitteh wuz on drugs adn had bin jumpin round adn round da hoomans house. Den, teh stoopie hooman had da one gud idea he will evr hav to take pikshur of teh kitteh in its superheero mode.
TEH END
Mabe dat happened.
I tink sum1 heer is a pessa…pessee… sum1 hoo suspekts da werst of everytin
U know, da glass half emptee…
clumsycat is NOT coming to the rescue
yu reelee made me LOL
but what if clumsy cat always saves the day by doing something clumsy?
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b1-A7nP1MA
notice the star “William Katt” hmmmm
Dats whut made me think ob it!
beleev it ur not
i walkin on ayr
never thowt i culd feel
so free ee ee
(oh noes song stuk in mai hed!!!)
I’ll save you!
*BONK*
I meant to do that…
dont wurry, i iz perfesshunall!
Thuper Kitteh haz one weekniz…..Stoopy Hoomans dat tie capes awound nex!
… but then he wouldn’t be thuper kitteh any moez!
its bird,
its a plane,
No….. Its Supercat !!
Supercat to da rescue
Sooper Cat!
Fitin teh neber endn battl
4 troot!
Justis!
N cheezburgr wit xtra pikl.
ROFLMAO!!
BASE jumpin – ur doin’ it rawng
I can has John Williams theem muzak? K thx bai.
EBBERYTHING is bedder wif John Williams theem muzak!
Jonny Williams FTW!!!! He did moosix fur so mennee movvees, even he cant rememmer which wuns he did!!
Hubbee big fan uv “John Goldfarb, pleez come home”, moosix wuz dun by Johnny Williams, but I dun tink dat wuz hims furst composering job….
Hey they tol me i could fly if i wear this silly kerchief…liars
dem liurs gunna pay, Heero Wunnabee Kitteh?
hey, they tol me i could fly, the liars…they jus wanted to see me wear this silly pink thing…STOP LAFFIN
oops sorry…Pete and repete makin comments
das okay, we’ll leaf you alones about it.
Lucy has a nice mommeh
Invisible Hanglider!
I can haz commintz? I haz been lerking here fur lungtim nao awlreddy, but I nebah sed nuffink befoar. I iz far frum home an missez mah kitteh, so havez to get mi kitteh fix frum ichc insted. Dis wun kitteh haves simbi…simma…colours liek mah kitteh.
iz hard to snorgle over teh innertubes
Ob cors u can haz commintz! Heer, I maded you a commint and I did not eated it. Sawwy u is missin ur kitteh, glad ICHC is helpin a bit (butt is poor substitoot fur reel kitteh, I noze).
good ting…I made bootawn a cookie fer his/her comment, but I eated it.
/redfaced
dey tells me it’s teh thawt wut countz.
Iz soiree u missez teh kitteh. Eben cheezbrgr wid extraz cheez can not replaces teh kitteh. Do Not Want!!!
Sendin teh kitteh snugglez byz teh cyberz spaces.
b v careful, first comment can leed to seeryows addiktchun!
mai nam iz jenny, an i iz addikted to teh ichc. (but i can stop enytime i wunt, srsly.)
i iz alruddy adikted, jus’ neber figerd out teh commints till laytly. I fink now addicshun will ownly eksklayte. iz okay, I has tyme.
yer tellin me! i cheks ichc as offen as mai email. moar, akshully.
i noes i cant stop enny tiem i wantz. is okeh. is wurser addicshyuns.
tis addishun is gud fur me…
ai lost 15 pownds wehn ai switchd to ICHC…
an mai abs has neber luked so guud.
Sooper kitteh’s pet hoomins haf gud tayst in moovies…I can has Shawn ov teh Ded?
He-ee-re I come to save the day!
Oh, wait…dat’s Mitey Mowse.
Neber mine.
Soopercat eated mitey mowse? mitey mowse sabe da day in spirit…or in soopercat….
the sooper powwers come frum wifin.
an dems tastey guud…
I love this one!! Thanks a lot
Wow…pretty picture, janice24! I looked at your site, but it was all in German. I can has Babefish? LOL
ur looken fur a mermayed fer ur translayshuns?
Superpuzz for the rescue
Nice job, but quite hazardous, cats can land on their feet because they can propote their weight – the bandana could make her fall!
Look! Up in teh sky!!
It’s a bird!!
I’LL GET IT! NOM NOM NOM NOM!
dis won maek me lol!
Full of win an awsum!!
hee hee.
WIN.
lucha cat is missing his mask
Lost it in mask vs. harblz match.
i like this ‘cos someone’s obviously tied a teatowel on their cat and flung it across the room just for a lolcat picture.
I can has sarcasum?
But,
good point, Richeh. I don’t often think about how the picture happened. I hope the kitty really was not “flung” across the room. That would be awful.
(A teatowel? Dats a bandana!
)
Nao, bandanas are lellow an bendy.
ur confyoosed. taht’s a boomerang.
onlee iffen dey r berry old and yuksum. nope. sry. dats iffen dey r black an bendy, den dey r old kuky bandanners. days why i likes appels moar. not so black an bendy.
richeh, i fought da same fing. nobuddy better never fling mah kitteh – hankee or no hankee…
In 5 seconds, gulliblecat is going to find out they lied to him … again
sooo cyute!
wiley cyote says *blink* *blink* YYYYYAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh *thunk*
yay i mades teh big tiems now! super kittah alwaiz safs teh dai fer me!
Iz new getup for Southwest Airlines stewardesses??
saaaay…r dese teh newest jetliners ordered by Bunway Airlines???
Yep! Deh noo sleeker dezyn replayses deh older bunneh-lyk dezyne.
Acoordng to spokeskitteh, deh older dezyn waz owtdayted, tastee n nootrishus.
Girly cat iz just draing her hairz using frictuun of za flaigth; no rescue today. kbye.
In tonight’s episode, Supr Kat rushes to save the world from the deadly Dr. Mouse!
Dr. Mouse: I will eat all the cheese before Supr Kat can put it on his burger!
Cue theme music
Supr Kat: Aha! That’s what you think, rodent. I had a coupon for an extra large combo at the regular price! (Shows bag from Burger Fjord)
Dr. Mouse: Curse you, feline!
Win!
Nice poster XD
Me will save you too!!!!
By day, Tibbles is a mild-mannered, ginger cat who blends in perfectly – plays with his yarn, munches on kibbles, naps frequently and performs the occasional cello solo. But by night….
he is the CAPED AVENGER!!!
Da da daaaaaaa……..
Wherever injustice lurks, wherever tiny kittehs are squished by bigger ones, wherever a goggie is hogging teh sunbeam, wherever anyone had a cookie but somebody ated it, and most particularly where kittehs are cruelly forced into jars, he will avenge them!!!
Right after his nap.
FTW!
luffs this!
I finks u gots a Bingo!
SJ, you, mah fren, r full ub teh WIN.
I hopez wit big hart-thumpin hopes dat we seez ur posts again. Muchly.
definenately FTW!!! this made me laff so hard…i wuz laffin reeely hard.
Aw fanks guys, I’z all *blush*.
bankrobber kitty – you are doing it wrong!
i can sees your face!
“Daddy was a bankrobber
But he never hurt nobody
He just loved to live that way
And he loved to steal your money”
I can has new daddy?
Edna sez “NO CAPE!!!!”
ROFLMAO! Incredibles FTW!
aww so cute!! loving the azumanga dvd
I have that bandanna!!! SuperKat is a super-cute SuperThief!!!
Survivor kitteh wif tribe buff. Kitteh smartest one in tribe 2.
I can’t stop laughing for 2 hours XD
too manyz commints to read thru and cantz search for words on da page…
- didz anywun notice the “Sin City” in teh bak grownd? Kitteh goin to save alls the sinners in Sin City!
Don’t throw Kitty!!
Maybe kitty wasn’t thrown – my kitties all love climbing up high and then flinging themselves at random intervals across the room. Granted, it wouldn’t occur to me to accessorise them, but they do it voluntarily. Maybe that happened to super kitty?
I like this one, looks like the cat is going for a dog!
Was it THE SAME CAT!?
Supercat I’m flying out the door Supercat oh please give me some more
OMG Dis is teh shitz. I luvs it. It are my favvv.
Russian Lesbians.
Zombie Comedy.
Comic Flic.
Poster=winz
Maded me LOL. Fanks!!