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Sooper kitteh to da rescue…this month’s cape is to remind u to do monthly boob exam…fight crime an cancer
Must be Big Gay Al’s kitty with that pink cape…he’s THUPER, thanks for asking!
Don’t be gay Sparky, don’t be gay!
an wuts wong wit dat, LOL!
south park continuation FTW!
Kick his a$$ Sparky!!1!
Noooo, but he’s doing something to his a$$
maybe he’s an interior design superhero?
I have come to rescue you - from lousy window treatments !!!
Oh I need that kitteh. Halp!
And gratuitous ugly couches
kitteh r leeping to attak a gratuitously ugly couch…”must to be ironikle!!”
Oh, SHHUUUURRRR, Sooper Kitteh…u cumz too reskyoo mee…
DEN U ZAPS ME WIT TEH POIZUN!!
Ai is savvee too ur sneekeh, sneekeh wayz!!!!
(ps…leaf, teh boob comment not teh FURST ting I wud hab tot ub, but clebber! I likes it! Yay!)
(pps…mai mommee is breast cancer SURBIBUR now for more tan 10 yearz! Mannee, mannee yayz!)
Happee days 2 ur mommee!!
What wonderful news for this month!! I’m so happy for you and especially for your mom. I remember a time when ANY cancer was an automatic death sentence. It’s amazing how far medicine has advanced, even tough we have a long way to go! Best wishes to Kathleen’s mom and all the other survivors who frequent this site!
*steps down from soapbox*
Oops! ai dons ushuallee chek mai spellsin wen ais commint - its ushuallee not importin! In dis case ai ment “though” nots “tough”.
sry, kthxbai!
So funneh, ManfredMom-dat remines me. I am a big pewpee head spellung Nazi wen I am not on heer! I got secund place in teh skool spellun bee—nebber did studee for it, an onlee messed up cawz not concentratin. I is reel bad bout beein pickee. Now, cors, I am older an startin to forget stuff (only 42, but dooin it anneewai) an startin to embarrass mahself! ennyway, I menshun dis caws I tink its ironik….I suspeck dis is teh case wit manee uf us heer tho…that wee are reellee gud at spellin an grammur an such an just enjoi talkin dis wai!
ur rite, iz funny… i wuz Englesh mayjor. ifn onlee mai ol perfessrs coold see me now. How prowd tey wood be!
yah, I dons’t commint as much as I miete, cus it’s so hared to spell in lolspeak (well, that, and I can’t tink of cleber sutf liek ebry one else.) Din whin I trys to rite normal I has trubble spelin.
Conkatulazhunz!
yays to your mom!
my dad made 25 years with colon before it sneakt up and won.
as far as self boobie check, mine always feel like a bag full of rocks.
doc laffs at my bag-o-rocks joke and keeps trying to teach me but oh well. too many benign cysts.
still, all wimmens should be check and their boyfriends/significant others should join in the fun. always helpful is another pair of hands.
DB, I had da paynful funnee lumpses too, den I stopt eetin/drinkin NETING!!!! Wif da stoopee aspartame. Payn an lumps went away!!! No moar aspartame!!!
I jus had ma fizikl fur da yeer, da NP axt me if I do da ezam evree munth, I sez, no, ma hubbee duz fur me!
Hubbe sez whut? how I do? I sez, jus let me know if yoo feel neting weerd or diffrint, ktxluvu! He sez ok, come heer!!
Oh, yeah, B! I tole mah nurologist dat I had stabbee painz. Hee blamed it on mah fatt butt, LOL…
WELL.
I stopped drinking teh aspartame and it has nebber cum back.
Stoopy ol nurologist.
O, dogbotherer, I has IBS (i noes i aggurvates it tru mai own stoopy beehavyur, so I not complaining) so I noe sum of teh pain. (Wuntz pain so bad I tot I wuz dieing uff food poisoning, an went to emurgencee rume! )I vereh, vereh sorreh fur ur daddee.
I not wunt too ebbun tink wut sufferins he had. I is happee tat hee beets it fur 25 yeers, tho!!
Wen mai mom fown sumtin strange teh peepulsnot too eksited, an say boar-ed-lee, oh, letz check agin sumtime latur….
well, she is a Aries/Taurus cusp. Now WUTCHU FOKES TINK GONNA HAPPEN?
Anyway, dey doo teh biopsee.
dey fines teh pleh.
Dey sayz, all skeered, OH NOES!! WEE GOTZ TO OPPURATE NOWZ!!!
Mah mom sayz all cool like, “Wai hurreh…wutz teh rush?”
LOL!
thank you kathleen - btw is my middle name so is very purdy.
i miss my dad but he is in better place.
love your mum every day hard hard hard.
and your kiddies and your kitties and your luvr.
too short is life. luf luf luf. everyone should luv someone and of course all the kitties and goggies and every animal - xpt spidrs - they give me the willies!
be happy with or without your bukket or basket or happy place.
now we all needs to get back to the fun and no more sad.
Tanks fer all ur naice commentz, peepuls! I forgots I posted dis an den fown it tonight wen I cums home frum werk…wut a nice surprize!! Gibs mee much happees!
YAY fur yur mommee! Mai daddeh iz a harbl cancer survivor for moar den 15 yeers. An another frend wuz officcialy cured of lookeemia last December–5 yrs wif no problems!
But a fambly frend died of breast cancer over da summr…went away for a bit, den came bak an spred to her libber an brayn. Wuz very sad. She wuz mai mommee’s best frend.
I be terribl about doin mah boob cheks. Mine ar big an skwishy an I can never tell whut be lump an whut be not.
Yep, is dat tyme uv yeer! remynd ebrywoman 2 feel dere boobeez! en member 2 do it EBRY MUNF!!!
My kitteh climbs up on my chest whez I lie down. She sits on boobies and starts to knead and walkz around. If anythin feelz sore or different I check right away, can’ts makes her sitz down beside me an get kalm till her does her 2 minut check. She be remindin me to tak care of meself.
Sooper kitteh is a beeleevur in troot, justiss, (not-de-current-global-sooperpower- crush-awl-who-do-nut-agree-wiff-us american wai), whirrled peaz, healtee boobz foar awl humminz, an snorglez foar awl kittehs ebberywhere….
so Sooperkittehs hope keeps him alloft foar enuff timez to sabe de dai…
an take a nap latur.
hooray fur SOOPERKITTEH!
I wanna see that kitty operate a mammogram machine without opposable thumbs ;o)
curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!
bee caerfull whoz doin teh mammogrammo - jus sayin
http://www.hotscams.com/articles/161/1/Do-not-be-scammed-by-this-fake-machine/Page1.html
oh man - I’m takin that one to the mammo mavens at work !!! LOL”S !!!
Ai hoep it maekz evrbuddy lol!!11!1
He muss be rilly shoart, or hims is hoapin to gif mammygrams to rilly tawl wimmins.
Um, is it me, or isn’t this most likely a “throw the cat and take a picture” scenario?
Is that cool? Seems to approach the level of unfunny that the ‘funny video’ programs reached when they’d show ‘hilarious’ shots of kids getting hurt and stuff.
C’mon, take pics of cats and be funny, dress them up and be funny, but let’s not launch kittehs in the name of funny.
mabe, just mabe, teh kitteh wuz on drugs adn had bin jumpin round adn round da hoomans house. Den, teh stoopie hooman had da one gud idea he will evr hav to take pikshur of teh kitteh in its superheero mode.
TEH END
Mabe dat happened.
I tink sum1 heer is a pessa…pessee… sum1 hoo suspekts da werst of everytin
U know, da glass half emptee…
clumsycat is NOT coming to the rescue
yu reelee made me LOL
but what if clumsy cat always saves the day by doing something clumsy?
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b1-A7nP1MA
notice the star “William Katt” hmmmm
Dats whut made me think ob it!
beleev it ur not
i walkin on ayr
never thowt i culd feel
so free ee ee
(oh noes song stuk in mai hed!!!)
I’ll save you!
*BONK*
I meant to do that…
dont wurry, i iz perfesshunall!
Thuper Kitteh haz one weekniz…..Stoopy Hoomans dat tie capes awound nex!
… but then he wouldn’t be thuper kitteh any moez!
its bird,
its a plane,
No….. Its Supercat !!
Supercat to da rescue
Sooper Cat!
Fitin teh neber endn battl
4 troot!
Justis!
N cheezburgr wit xtra pikl.
ROFLMAO!!
BASE jumpin - ur doin’ it rawng
I can has John Williams theem muzak? K thx bai.
EBBERYTHING is bedder wif John Williams theem muzak!
Jonny Williams FTW!!!! He did moosix fur so mennee movvees, even he cant rememmer which wuns he did!!
Hubbee big fan uv “John Goldfarb, pleez come home”, moosix wuz dun by Johnny Williams, but I dun tink dat wuz hims furst composering job….
Hey they tol me i could fly if i wear this silly kerchief…liars
dem liurs gunna pay, Heero Wunnabee Kitteh?
hey, they tol me i could fly, the liars…they jus wanted to see me wear this silly pink thing…STOP LAFFIN
oops sorry…Pete and repete makin comments
das okay, we’ll leaf you alones about it.
Lucy has a nice mommeh
Invisible Hanglider!
I can haz commintz? I haz been lerking here fur lungtim nao awlreddy, but I nebah sed nuffink befoar. I iz far frum home an missez mah kitteh, so havez to get mi kitteh fix frum ichc insted. Dis wun kitteh haves simbi…simma…colours liek mah kitteh.
iz hard to snorgle over teh innertubes
Ob cors u can haz commintz! Heer, I maded you a commint and I did not eated it. Sawwy u is missin ur kitteh, glad ICHC is helpin a bit (butt is poor substitoot fur reel kitteh, I noze).
good ting…I made bootawn a cookie fer his/her comment, but I eated it.
/redfaced