Conservative Cat Does Not Like Your New Ideas
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kitteh is Bill O’Rly?
Bill, o reelly??? (can’t beleev he reelly sed that)
cat yarly.
kitteh orly?
Get dat cmera out of mah face! Stoopy hoomin.
conservative cat
iz sloowly eeroadin yr rites
Laser malfunkshun!! ony one eye chargesing!
LOL Lazr eye lock and loded on you libberyl ideahz
Conservative Cat is digustd bi ur fowl mouf an loose morels.
~chexorz breff~ sry, I nom nomd a chikknburger earlier. an az for teh mushrooms, tehy iz no luse. tehy is in teh growbox where tehy shud be.
Ai thawt of mushrumz, but cudn’t tink of lolcoment. U didz gud job!
Mmmmm morels.
Delishis.
[drulz]
sslrp
Speshly teh loose wuns.
s&ms - yew udderly rool.
just soz yew no.
*offurs a nyze glaz uv da Talisker, neet, fur da punz*
Conservative Kitteh better get the heck out of teh govnmnt and give teh powah back to teh peoples and teh kittehs.
“When teh peoples fear teh govnmnt you can has tyranny, when teh govnmnt fear teh people you can has liberty”
RAWR. i woke up in a “revolutiony” kind of mood
I can has Gunpowdeh Plotz?
i can has gunpowdeh tee?
i can think of no reason teh gunpowdar treason shuld evar b forgot
I can has teh fyrewerks on Nov. 5?
Wai, uv coarse. Taht is mai bruddrer’s birfday. We alwais has fyerwerks.
Orange Conservative Kitteh iz poysin!
RAWR indeed! You are wise beyond yur yeers, yung kitteh! Just keep awn rawrin, pleeze.
I is full of RAWR, m_m’s mommy did not let her out of teh house when GW Bush came to town in 2003 for some GOP rally. My Mommy smart lady, she knows i would get into hijinxes and troubles. She keep e busy ‘helping’ her wif house work till he leaved again….I dunno why she worries…I was jus gonna go to teh rally and laugh at inappropriate tiemz…and maybe ask a serious question instead o teh easy things they always ask him so he dun look bad….
Ur Mom was probibly rite, sadly- they not let any peoples in who want to disagree, and dey check u over first. U has to be card-carrying member to get into rallies wit him. Sometymes they put protesters a half mile away behind chiken wire instead. Srusly. They know he can’t handle unsupportive crowd, so dey take no chances. At leest howsrework got done that day- ur Mom’s howsework is more cleenup work than has been done by govermint in past sevral years.
POWR TO DA PEEPLEZ !!!!
an too da lolkittehz
an lolrusez
an lolunniez
an lolammiez
an ebben de lologgiez !!!!!
POWR TO DA PEEPLEZ!
yes well, we need a revolution
u say u wanna revelushun…
Wel, you no, we awl wants to chanje de werld…
Cept mee. Ust too, but nao ai just wants to chanje mai livin room.
And da baff.
Mebe nu kitchin cabnets….
ai kitchin dezynr, BCM! ai’ll help u wif ur kitchin cabnets!
Az far az changin teh werld: ai finks ifn we awl changes r widdel corners ob itz, we cud do wots ob gud. Don fergets to vote in ur local lekshuns!
Communitee serbice is also gud actibity!
(MM on sopebocks toodai!! Mus B in seeryus muud!)
If u doan vote, u kant comp…compla…maek a stink about fings.
Iz nawt long ago dat not eberyone cud vote.
Mebbe not gud for me to git on sopebocks on my before second day?
ur cool romeow.
Grate naem bi da wai!
shore wi gots trubbles nao. but we still amongst da lukyest in wurld. tewhunnred years ago miny peeps died in da steets wiff no fri klinic, wemons and pepps uv kolor an da poor , were property, freelii absused in da wurst wais.
wi must kownt r blessns noa. an kontinue to move n a positive direction for awl. da moar wi stmble da moar wi lurn.
progress is spurd awn bi need
doose who ignore history r duumed 2 repete it
onlee da silence should we feer.
as lawng as the conseritve kats cin disdain and as lawng as da liberal kats can stive for chainge and as lawng as we r awl frii to express r thawts
wi r saef
an tings will onlui git beddur! : )
Fank u Princess. Ai doan wanna git off on da rong paw todai.
U and all da peeps heer gots da wit and da funneh - iz a widdo scary to sai sumfin at furst.
Romeow…u teh wunnerful. U duz fine.
Princess Mu, dat wuz beeyuteeful. U duz fine eben more.
fanks Romeow and kathleen : )
Ah - a Beatles conni. . .consir. . .cawwni. . .lover amongst us.
The Beatles … FTW!!1!
wel, meow…
Ev-re budy wantz two rool teh wuld.
offr lolcats an cheez treshurs
nuffin evar last furrevur
or da advantage. revolution about da same akshully.
FTW, M_M, FTW reel suun, i howp.
1/20/09 teh happiest day in teh world. is Bushy jr’s last day
we can has party wif much dancin’s and celabraitin’s?
No ifn we gets MAI ladee seniter az pwezidint!
(MM climes on sopebocks agin)
Pet peev: peepel hoo dons bote der convikshuns, cauws teh candidate wonts win! Gibs meh a brayke! Its not abowt botin fur teh weenner, its abowt botin fur teh hyoomin u fink will du bestest jyob!
(MM goes to fine ducktape to tape herz mowf n fingerz, nao. KTHXBAI!)
MANY WINZ!!!1! hoomeys can be soooo stoopy sumtymz. Ai bote wot ai feel.
MM, yew stae ON dat sopebocks! No tape da figgerz an mouf. BOTIN iz importunz - yer convikshuns or woo yoo tink kan win over da “bad” choyze. Get owt dere an BOTE!!!!
Keep tellin it MM, I lubs oo!
MM /I botes for joo. early and often1 just like dey did in Chicago oh so menny yrs ago..lol
J/K, I sowee, I hates politix spills ofer in da FUN chat. Or, maibee!! dis is opibnion room, not catfunroom? currek me ifn i bee rong here, peese.
01/20/09… ai jus reelized, wud bee mai granmommiez hundrith birfdai!! gud dai 4 orl.
Dat wud be bery gud to has a 100th birfdai! Granmommah gits BIG kake wif ice kweem?
Gud luks to her!! Ai hope herz maykes it! It’s a wunnerful mylestoan!
“This is where we fight, this is where THEY die!!” King Leonidas: 300.
Ef I cood find da Murkin Basteel, I wood storm it!
1/20/09 where R yoo?
I wuz tinkin (uhoh!) dat so menee stayts chanjd der primaree lecshuns to erlier days becuz dey soooo eeger fur dat guy to leev R howse….
Sigh. Iz much complicated, but still, much is alredee ritten down on da Good Paypurrs, jus let dem be…. 10th Amendment, plz to come home nao…..
wait, didn’t I just see you playing footsie in the airport men’s room? so much for your ‘family values’
Noooo! Wuz not playing footsie. I haz a wide stance, iz all.
that’s not what the congressional pages told me
Hey, Stend!! Didja hear how Minneapolis is preparing for the Republican Convention next year?? They’re remodeling that restroom and making all the stall dividers floor to ceiling. No joke.
Props to Rachel Maddow for the info…
LOLOLOL!!! Keeping all the family-values Republicans from their gay sex? They’re gonna be grumpier than usual.
Kittie politics:
“Giv me gooshiefood rite nao
and no wun gehts hert.”
Luk at dat wyte mouf!!! AI wannas gib it wotx ob SCMOO!!!!
And he looks so soft! awwrrrr