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  1. Nika (da reel one) says:

    Kitteh is Bill O’Rly?

  2. bubbyscranky says:

    Get dat cmera out of mah face! Stoopy hoomin.

  3. Picjk says:

    Laser malfunkshun!! ony one eye chargesing!

  4. Kittehkitteh says:

    Conservative Cat is digustd bi ur fowl mouf an loose morels.

  5. medicated_maiden says:

    Conservative Kitteh better get the heck out of teh govnmnt and give teh powah back to teh peoples and teh kittehs.

    “When teh peoples fear teh govnmnt you can has tyranny, when teh govnmnt fear teh people you can has liberty”

    RAWR. i woke up in a “revolutiony” kind of mood

    • Gai Foks Kitteh says:

      I can has Gunpowdeh Plotz?

    • Romeow says:

      Orange Conservative Kitteh iz poysin!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      RAWR indeed! You are wise beyond yur yeers, yung kitteh! Just keep awn rawrin, pleeze.

      • medicated_maiden says:

        I is full of RAWR, m_m’s mommy did not let her out of teh house when GW Bush came to town in 2003 for some GOP rally. My Mommy smart lady, she knows i would get into hijinxes and troubles. She keep e busy ‘helping’ her wif house work till he leaved again….I dunno why she worries…I was jus gonna go to teh rally and laugh at inappropriate tiemz…and maybe ask a serious question instead o teh easy things they always ask him so he dun look bad….

        • UD says:

          Ur Mom was probibly rite, sadly- they not let any peoples in who want to disagree, and dey check u over first. U has to be card-carrying member to get into rallies wit him. Sometymes they put protesters a half mile away behind chiken wire instead. Srusly. They know he can’t handle unsupportive crowd, so dey take no chances. At leest howsrework got done that day- ur Mom’s howsework is more cleenup work than has been done by govermint in past sevral years.

    • LBeeeze says:

      POWR TO DA PEEPLEZ !!!!

      an too da lolkittehz

      an lolrusez

      an lolunniez

      an lolammiez

      an ebben de lologgiez !!!!!

    • mira says:

      yes well, we need a revolution

    • Flooof says:

      FTW, M_M, FTW reel suun, i howp.

      • medicated_maiden says:

        1/20/09 teh happiest day in teh world. is Bushy jr’s last day

        • Kiraela says:

          we can has party wif much dancin’s and celabraitin’s?

        • ManfredMom says:

          No ifn we gets MAI ladee seniter az pwezidint!

          (MM climes on sopebocks agin)

          Pet peev: peepel hoo dons bote der convikshuns, cauws teh candidate wonts win! Gibs meh a brayke! Its not abowt botin fur teh weenner, its abowt botin fur teh hyoomin u fink will du bestest jyob!

          (MM goes to fine ducktape to tape herz mowf n fingerz, nao. KTHXBAI!)

          • orangekittehservant says:

            MANY WINZ!!!1! hoomeys can be soooo stoopy sumtymz. Ai bote wot ai feel.

          • dapanferkitteh says:

            MM, yew stae ON dat sopebocks! No tape da figgerz an mouf. BOTIN iz importunz – yer convikshuns or woo yoo tink kan win over da “bad” choyze. Get owt dere an BOTE!!!!

            Keep tellin it MM, I lubs oo!

          • Grammiekit says:

            MM /I botes for joo. early and often1 just like dey did in Chicago oh so menny yrs ago..lol

            J/K, I sowee, I hates politix spills ofer in da FUN chat. Or, maibee!! dis is opibnion room, not catfunroom? currek me ifn i bee rong here, peese.

        • Flooof says:

          01/20/09… ai jus reelized, wud bee mai granmommiez hundrith birfdai!! gud dai 4 orl.

    • Tucker says:

      “This is where we fight, this is where THEY die!!” King Leonidas: 300.

    • B! says:

      Ef I cood find da Murkin Basteel, I wood storm it!

      1/20/09 where R yoo?

      I wuz tinkin (uhoh!) dat so menee stayts chanjd der primaree lecshuns to erlier days becuz dey soooo eeger fur dat guy to leev R howse….

      Sigh. Iz much complicated, but still, much is alredee ritten down on da Good Paypurrs, jus let dem be…. 10th Amendment, plz to come home nao…..

  6. stend says:

    wait, didn’t I just see you playing footsie in the airport men’s room? so much for your ‘family values’

    • Dustbunny says:

      Noooo! Wuz not playing footsie. I haz a wide stance, iz all.

      • stend says:

        that’s not what the congressional pages told me

        • nelleellen says:

          Hey, Stend!! Didja hear how Minneapolis is preparing for the Republican Convention next year?? They’re remodeling that restroom and making all the stall dividers floor to ceiling. No joke.

          Props to Rachel Maddow for the info…

          • Nika (da reel one) says:

            LOLOLOL!!! Keeping all the family-values Republicans from their gay sex? They’re gonna be grumpier than usual.

  7. KickahaOta says:

    Kittie politics:
    “Giv me gooshiefood rite nao
    and no wun gehts hert.”

  8. ManfredMom says:

    Luk at dat wyte mouf!!! AI wannas gib it wotx ob SCMOO!!!!

  9. Leaves cnsrvtiv kitteh alone. He can has a woar to win.

  10. Foxfier says:

    Conservative cat has good point.

    Fixing things not broken often breaks them.

  11. jeeves says:

    ornge Conservative kitten even more poisonous than regular ornge kitteh

  12. Dustbunny says:

    Extremizm in de defense of cheezburgers iz no vice!

  13. broadcatsmews says:

    OMG I gru up wid dat luk in mai hause…cept it caim frum mai fadder. He no like de librals eether, he a ltle rite of Rush.

    So I iz a card carrion yoonion gal jests to get eben!! (*snicker* Toetally werkz!)

    • ManfredMom says:

      Mai fadder WAI far tyte ob ur dad, BCM!

      • ManfredMom says:

        ryte – not tyte!! Ai NEBER saws ami fadder tyte! No drinks dat muches alkohall!
        :)

        • broadcatsmews says:

          Den mai fadder way tyter dan urz….he haz big respekt for de alkohol. Wun ting we agreez on!!

        • B! says:

          MM, I lol’d!

          In ma howse, we wurreed bowt gettin fud, nebber lernd bowt polytix ur relijin ur nuffin…. I is smrt but ignerint…. But hubbee teechin me!

          (I got him da shirt sez “I hated Bush before it was cool!” cuz he bin gainst dat man since 99!) Da moar yoo kno!!!!

    • noes nuthin abowt struxurel injinearing baysed on his stoopid konspeericy theerys.

      /me say noes to polytiks on cheezberger syte. polytiks belng elseware, kthxbai

      • woodchuck says:

        I agreez. No polotix fore kittehs!

        • Cottleston Pie says:

          Me agrees, tu. Poltix oanly mayks foar fites an insults. I lyks it bedder wen we awl gits alawng an duznt frow mudd at eech uder foar blevin diffrint tings. Dere is roum in teh bukkit foar awl ov ower plitikal bleefs. Plzkthx.

          • B! says:

            RITE! I no bleev in Repugnicats R Democats, I onlee bleev in PARTIES!!!!

          • LBeeeze says:

            dis habs been a berry interesting an opinionated conversashuns….

            butt awl in berry gud taste.

            i noe heer anee hate.

            iz gud to thinks an share an say wut yoo beleeves wit passhun…

  14. liez says:

    Conservatives love new ideas, just not stupid, socialist ideas that think the government is the solution to everything. Conservative as in conserving our liberty from the govt!

    • D.R. says:

      Wow. Did you get hit with the serious stick today?

      “Conserve” and “new” are contradictions in terms.

      Young Republicans can has pleh.

      • princess mu says:

        ohh now lets awl tawlk nyce. awl view points r allowed. thats what maeks it america! : ) da grate ting about dis land ov kittehs… we can has ideas an share em : )

        • CottlestonPie says:

          Yez. No fayr cawlin fowl onlee wen wun syd is disseded. Eethur cawl awl teh dissin fowl or nun ob it.

          Dat’s wye I hayt teh plitikal “diskushuns” so mush, cuz tuu meny peepls gits angree wen dere poynt of vyoo is insulted, but nawt wen teh oppysit poynt of vyoo is. An den efrybuddy is angree.

    • starling says:

      Yew needz a purrfekt combo uv socialism adn kapitalism. Just 1 or teh ovver no wurks.

    • Teho says:

      if dat wuz tru IRL, hek, den I wuds be conserbativ.

      sry, i jus cant taek teh simplistic vyoo of tings so fast liek dat.

  15. Mikeatron says:

    new ideas is pleh

  16. catalogical humor says:

    Conservative Cat duz not approov of Brokback Kitteh

  17. Hissy says:

    Rn’t most kittehs liddle furry Republikans? Mah kittehs angreed wit mi 4 buing nu couch and takin way da old one. Change? Do not want! sez kittehs.

  18. 'steroid says:

    I is a kittehtarian. All kittehs is creeated eekwal. All kittehs has righyt to laif, liburtee, purr-suit of happyness, cheezburgers, nom-noms, shmoos, hoomin servints, moar cheezburgers, oonibersal helt cair (but no vets), kleen kittehbox, stil moar cheezburgers, katnip, soft bedd, attehnshun, an cheezburgers.

  19. Paul says:

    Who’s this Brown chap in England? I shall be going over to the Ukraine to join the Orange Revolution

    • greasycat says:

      Wenz libin in whiit hoose de Clintons had a kitteh (socks), de Bushs haz a goggie. I’m just sayin……. :-) I agrees, no stoopid hooman politikeys on ICHC.

      • starling says:

        Brown be having kitteh kallud Sybil. It aksherly Alisdair Darling’s kitteh, but Brown sez kitteh be going where-ebbur it lieks in Downing Streets. Dats kittehs for u.

  20. sleepys says:

    dis wuz toetalee teh look mah boss has today. he be teh bipolar tho. turn into teh happycat at teh blinks uv an eye.

    he despurrratly needz to snorgle a kitteh. GET ME A MR MCFLUFFERSON< STAT!

  21. Lala says:

    Me is bettun dis cunzervuteev kitteh no nos whut iz de cheezburger an de joyz n happinez dis iz whut goes widdit. Dis conzervuteev kitteh luks lahk no ever petz a kitteh oar snorgles wif enny softee behbeh mewie ting. Mebbe dis cunzervuteev kitteh vurry sad… on insidez. Timez to run n playz naow. Cunzervuteev kitteh will jes havez to find own anzerz. Me havez found myne… iz time foar moar cheezburgerz foar MEEEE!!!!1!!!

  22. Melissa says:

    Whtever. I daont care whut u fink. I’z gonna does whut I wawnts how I wawnts, an whin I wawnts.

  23. dofkex says:

    LENAN KITTEH SEZ:

    imagn no poseshunz
    i wunder if u can
    no greedz or hungre
    imagn all teh kittehs
    sharin all da cheezburgrs

  24. Suffix says:

    Counterattack: Fallacy of No Precedent!

  25. Reese Tora says:

    conserative kitteh sez catnip no bad for u, why he no can has sells to kittens?

  26. diva says:

    Unuffiliated kitteh tinks all politishuns iz stoopy.

  27. Gryphon says:

    Kittah looks constipated or flatulent.

  28. D.R. says:

    Welcom to Kitteh Talk Shoo, “Blah Blah Blah.” Today on da shoo, we r gonna be interruptin’ peeple an’ yellin all ober da playse. Alsoo, we r gonna contradic knone facks wif ouer feer-dribben ideolajeez. Den we gonna skreem abowt hao we don’ likes dem forren peeples an dem funneh relijuns.

    Big Kat can has mad at evrybuddey all de times.

  29. B! says:

    IZ Orinj Retlik!!!!

    Kitteh’s pozishun is opposit side uv coyn frum Soshal kitteh!

    An looks liek he wants to perfek sum Joos!!! Sigh… whut a stoopee….

  30. Kathleen says:

    OMG!!!!!

    Peepul bee statin dare upiniuns all obur dis page, but no wun bee fiting!! Dats wut I spected wen I came on heer, an dats wut I gotz!!!

    Mah Gawd, I LUBS DIS PLACE!! :D

    • Kathleen says:

      I hopez it stayz dis way, an peepuls wut needs too say dey upinyun says it butt not says teh pleh bout udder posters….

      I can has eti…ety….good mannurs?

      kthxbai! <3
      Kat

  31. turbokitteh says:

    kittehs r not politcal, dey r only annoid or un-annoid. dis kitteh defnitlay annoid

  32. Kairu says:

    Yeah that’s an idea, let’s get politics on the cat macro site.

  33. ms_kitty says:

    Please don’t let this charming site be hijacked by people with a political agenda. Keep it clean, people!

  34. mj says:

    Seriously peepz, lighten up! I can’t see howz cutesie orange kitteh can be construed as an arugmnt bout conservatism, whether pro or contra. That conservatism is favuring grdual change with rspct for tradishun over radical new ideas is not cunservative bashing, it’s the very defenishun of consrevatism, duh.

  35. meronia says:

    This cat kinda like me, lol XD

  36. panther says:

    Conservativz iz conservativ becuz dey haz sumthin dey wants to conserv, which iz DEY’R muneez. Dey no wantz to spend no munees on nuffin for da peeps, jus keepz it all for deyselves. Moar taxs for yooz, no taxs for demz.

    • Teho says:

      is teh tehory. in praktiss, teh “conservd” munnyz tend tu go in blak bawks an turn into bomz an dowmetsik spie netwurx.

      i wud rathr see wher ma munny goez, an feel betr bowt wut it doez.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Yes!!! If mai munnies goes fur gud police purrtekshun (no tayzerin of students!!!!), safe brijes and highways, rebuilding the rail transplort system, publik skools taht r nawt overcrowded with decent pay fur teechers, health care fur awl, decent reiyrementz fur awl, hoams fur the mentallee disabled so tehy nawt bee awn the street liek now, safe publk transportashun, fyre stashuns, librareez – AND so awn. Awl tehse things fur teh common gud rekwirez munnies.

        AND I bleeve taht tohse who r VERRY comfortable and has lots of teh munnies shud pay moar fur these things tahn teh peepls hoo haz just enuf to hav place to liev and fud (to put awn der fambliez? snikr).

        I stop fur now.

  37. kim says:

    Poysin oranj kitteh says
    I am my own evil twin

  38. conservative says:

    We conservatives love new ideas. We just dont like stupid ones.

  39. ms_kitty says:

    oh noes. politicks.

  40. Heerz a nuw ideer: all kittehz wants powr. Once dey gets it, no wants uther kittehz to can has it. Iz saem if consrvtiv kittehs or librul kittehs. Dont go sayin youz bettern kitteh dat don bleev liek u.

  41. Bsiedz, Bush ain no cnsrvtiv.

  42. patsmom says:

    mmmm got milkz?

  43. no 1 in particular says:

    liberalist kitteh duz nawt liek yu holding awn tew old ideeaz

  44. morecowbell says:

    they’re not new ideas. they’re old ones that didn’t work the first few times they were tried.


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