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Conservative Cat Does Not Like Your New Ideas

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Nika (da reel one)

Kitteh is Bill O’Rly?

Jenny

Bill, o reelly??? (can’t beleev he reelly sed that)

 
 
 
bubbyscranky

Get dat cmera out of mah face! Stoopy hoomin.

Tina

conservative cat

iz sloowly eeroadin yr rites

 
 
Picjk

Laser malfunkshun!! ony one eye chargesing!

cmerry

LOL Lazr eye lock and loded on you libberyl ideahz

 
 
Kittehkitteh

Conservative Cat is digustd bi ur fowl mouf an loose morels.

ScotchAndMoreScotch

~chexorz breff~ sry, I nom nomd a chikknburger earlier. an az for teh mushrooms, tehy iz no luse. tehy is in teh growbox where tehy shud be.

broadcatsmews

Ai thawt of mushrumz, but cudn’t tink of lolcoment. U didz gud job!

 
 
dapanferkitteh

s&ms - yew udderly rool.

just soz yew no.

*offurs a nyze glaz uv da Talisker, neet, fur da punz*

 
 
 
medicated_maiden

Conservative Kitteh better get the heck out of teh govnmnt and give teh powah back to teh peoples and teh kittehs.

“When teh peoples fear teh govnmnt you can has tyranny, when teh govnmnt fear teh people you can has liberty”

RAWR. i woke up in a “revolutiony” kind of mood

Gai Foks Kitteh

I can has Gunpowdeh Plotz?

dapanferkitteh

i can has gunpowdeh tee?

medicated_maiden

i can think of no reason teh gunpowdar treason shuld evar b forgot

 
 
ozzy mandius

I can has teh fyrewerks on Nov. 5?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Wai, uv coarse. Taht is mai bruddrer’s birfday. We alwais has fyerwerks.

 
 
 
Romeow

Orange Conservative Kitteh iz poysin!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

RAWR indeed! You are wise beyond yur yeers, yung kitteh! Just keep awn rawrin, pleeze.

medicated_maiden

I is full of RAWR, m_m’s mommy did not let her out of teh house when GW Bush came to town in 2003 for some GOP rally. My Mommy smart lady, she knows i would get into hijinxes and troubles. She keep e busy ‘helping’ her wif house work till he leaved again….I dunno why she worries…I was jus gonna go to teh rally and laugh at inappropriate tiemz…and maybe ask a serious question instead o teh easy things they always ask him so he dun look bad….

UD

Ur Mom was probibly rite, sadly- they not let any peoples in who want to disagree, and dey check u over first. U has to be card-carrying member to get into rallies wit him. Sometymes they put protesters a half mile away behind chiken wire instead. Srusly. They know he can’t handle unsupportive crowd, so dey take no chances. At leest howsrework got done that day- ur Mom’s howsework is more cleenup work than has been done by govermint in past sevral years.

 
 
 
LBeeeze

POWR TO DA PEEPLEZ !!!!

an too da lolkittehz

an lolrusez

an lolunniez

an lolammiez

an ebben de lologgiez !!!!!

 
 
mira

yes well, we need a revolution

ScotchAndMoreScotch

u say u wanna revelushun…

broadcatsmews

Wel, you no, we awl wants to chanje de werld…

Cept mee. Ust too, but nao ai just wants to chanje mai livin room.

And da baff.

Mebe nu kitchin cabnets….

ManfredMom

ai kitchin dezynr, BCM! ai’ll help u wif ur kitchin cabnets!

ManfredMom

Az far az changin teh werld: ai finks ifn we awl changes r widdel corners ob itz, we cud do wots ob gud. Don fergets to vote in ur local lekshuns!
Communitee serbice is also gud actibity!

(MM on sopebocks toodai!! Mus B in seeryus muud!)

 
Romeow

If u doan vote, u kant comp…compla…maek a stink about fings.
Iz nawt long ago dat not eberyone cud vote.

Mebbe not gud for me to git on sopebocks on my before second day?

 
princess mu

ur cool romeow.
Grate naem bi da wai!

shore wi gots trubbles nao. but we still amongst da lukyest in wurld. tewhunnred years ago miny peeps died in da steets wiff no fri klinic, wemons and pepps uv kolor an da poor , were property, freelii absused in da wurst wais.

wi must kownt r blessns noa. an kontinue to move n a positive direction for awl. da moar wi stmble da moar wi lurn.

progress is spurd awn bi need

doose who ignore history r duumed 2 repete it

onlee da silence should we feer.

as lawng as the conseritve kats cin disdain and as lawng as da liberal kats can stive for chainge and as lawng as we r awl frii to express r thawts
wi r saef

an tings will onlui git beddur! : )

 
Romeow

Fank u Princess. Ai doan wanna git off on da rong paw todai.
U and all da peeps heer gots da wit and da funneh - iz a widdo scary to sai sumfin at furst.

 
Kathleen

Romeow…u teh wunnerful. U duz fine.

Princess Mu, dat wuz beeyuteeful. U duz fine eben more.

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ah - a Beatles conni. . .consir. . .cawwni. . .lover amongst us.

 
 
 
 
Dexaan

Ev-re budy wantz two rool teh wuld.

Teho

offr lolcats an cheez treshurs
nuffin evar last furrevur

 
 
dapanferkitteh

or da advantage. revolution about da same akshully.

 
 
Flooof

FTW, M_M, FTW reel suun, i howp.

medicated_maiden

1/20/09 teh happiest day in teh world. is Bushy jr’s last day

Kiraela

we can has party wif much dancin’s and celabraitin’s?

 
ManfredMom

No ifn we gets MAI ladee seniter az pwezidint!

(MM climes on sopebocks agin)

Pet peev: peepel hoo dons bote der convikshuns, cauws teh candidate wonts win! Gibs meh a brayke! Its not abowt botin fur teh weenner, its abowt botin fur teh hyoomin u fink will du bestest jyob!

(MM goes to fine ducktape to tape herz mowf n fingerz, nao. KTHXBAI!)

orangekittehservant

MANY WINZ!!!1! hoomeys can be soooo stoopy sumtymz. Ai bote wot ai feel.

 
dapanferkitteh

MM, yew stae ON dat sopebocks! No tape da figgerz an mouf. BOTIN iz importunz - yer convikshuns or woo yoo tink kan win over da “bad” choyze. Get owt dere an BOTE!!!!

Keep tellin it MM, I lubs oo!

 
Grammiekit

MM /I botes for joo. early and often1 just like dey did in Chicago oh so menny yrs ago..lol

J/K, I sowee, I hates politix spills ofer in da FUN chat. Or, maibee!! dis is opibnion room, not catfunroom? currek me ifn i bee rong here, peese.

 
 
Flooof

01/20/09… ai jus reelized, wud bee mai granmommiez hundrith birfdai!! gud dai 4 orl.

Romeow

Dat wud be bery gud to has a 100th birfdai! Granmommah gits BIG kake wif ice kweem?

ManfredMom

Gud luks to her!! Ai hope herz maykes it! It’s a wunnerful mylestoan!

 
 
 
 
 
Tucker

“This is where we fight, this is where THEY die!!” King Leonidas: 300.

 
B!

Ef I cood find da Murkin Basteel, I wood storm it!

1/20/09 where R yoo?

I wuz tinkin (uhoh!) dat so menee stayts chanjd der primaree lecshuns to erlier days becuz dey soooo eeger fur dat guy to leev R howse….

Sigh. Iz much complicated, but still, much is alredee ritten down on da Good Paypurrs, jus let dem be…. 10th Amendment, plz to come home nao…..

 
 
stend

wait, didn’t I just see you playing footsie in the airport men’s room? so much for your ‘family values’

Dustbunny

Noooo! Wuz not playing footsie. I haz a wide stance, iz all.

stend

that’s not what the congressional pages told me

nelleellen

Hey, Stend!! Didja hear how Minneapolis is preparing for the Republican Convention next year?? They’re remodeling that restroom and making all the stall dividers floor to ceiling. No joke.

Props to Rachel Maddow for the info…

Nika (da reel one)

LOLOLOL!!! Keeping all the family-values Republicans from their gay sex? They’re gonna be grumpier than usual.

 
 
 
 
 
KickahaOta

Kittie politics:
“Giv me gooshiefood rite nao
and no wun gehts hert.”

 
ManfredMom

Luk at dat wyte mouf!!! AI wannas gib it wotx ob SCMOO!!!!

hotsauce-dipped frylet

And he looks so soft! awwrrrr