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Kitteh is Bill O’Rly?
Bill, o reelly??? (can’t beleev he reelly sed that)
cat yarly.
kitteh orly?
Get dat cmera out of mah face! Stoopy hoomin.
conservative cat
iz sloowly eeroadin yr rites
Laser malfunkshun!! ony one eye chargesing!
LOL Lazr eye lock and loded on you libberyl ideahz
Conservative Cat is digustd bi ur fowl mouf an loose morels.
~chexorz breff~ sry, I nom nomd a chikknburger earlier. an az for teh mushrooms, tehy iz no luse. tehy is in teh growbox where tehy shud be.
Ai thawt of mushrumz, but cudn’t tink of lolcoment. U didz gud job!
Mmmmm morels.
Delishis.
[drulz]
sslrp
Speshly teh loose wuns.
This picture speaks the truth
s&ms – yew udderly rool.
just soz yew no.
*offurs a nyze glaz uv da Talisker, neet, fur da punz*
Conservative Kitteh better get the heck out of teh govnmnt and give teh powah back to teh peoples and teh kittehs.
“When teh peoples fear teh govnmnt you can has tyranny, when teh govnmnt fear teh people you can has liberty”
RAWR. i woke up in a “revolutiony” kind of mood
I can has Gunpowdeh Plotz?
i can has gunpowdeh tee?
i can think of no reason teh gunpowdar treason shuld evar b forgot
I can has teh fyrewerks on Nov. 5?
Wai, uv coarse. Taht is mai bruddrer’s birfday. We alwais has fyerwerks.
Orange Conservative Kitteh iz poysin!
RAWR indeed! You are wise beyond yur yeers, yung kitteh! Just keep awn rawrin, pleeze.
I is full of RAWR, m_m’s mommy did not let her out of teh house when GW Bush came to town in 2003 for some GOP rally. My Mommy smart lady, she knows i would get into hijinxes and troubles. She keep e busy ‘helping’ her wif house work till he leaved again….I dunno why she worries…I was jus gonna go to teh rally and laugh at inappropriate tiemz…and maybe ask a serious question instead o teh easy things they always ask him so he dun look bad….
Ur Mom was probibly rite, sadly- they not let any peoples in who want to disagree, and dey check u over first. U has to be card-carrying member to get into rallies wit him. Sometymes they put protesters a half mile away behind chiken wire instead. Srusly. They know he can’t handle unsupportive crowd, so dey take no chances. At leest howsrework got done that day- ur Mom’s howsework is more cleenup work than has been done by govermint in past sevral years.
POWR TO DA PEEPLEZ !!!!
an too da lolkittehz
an lolrusez
an lolunniez
an lolammiez
an ebben de lologgiez !!!!!
POWR TO DA PEEPLEZ!
yes well, we need a revolution
u say u wanna revelushun…
Wel, you no, we awl wants to chanje de werld…
Cept mee. Ust too, but nao ai just wants to chanje mai livin room.
And da baff.
Mebe nu kitchin cabnets….
ai kitchin dezynr, BCM! ai’ll help u wif ur kitchin cabnets!
Az far az changin teh werld: ai finks ifn we awl changes r widdel corners ob itz, we cud do wots ob gud. Don fergets to vote in ur local lekshuns!
Communitee serbice is also gud actibity!
(MM on sopebocks toodai!! Mus B in seeryus muud!)
If u doan vote, u kant comp…compla…maek a stink about fings.
Iz nawt long ago dat not eberyone cud vote.
Mebbe not gud for me to git on sopebocks on my before second day?
ur cool romeow.
Grate naem bi da wai!
shore wi gots trubbles nao. but we still amongst da lukyest in wurld. tewhunnred years ago miny peeps died in da steets wiff no fri klinic, wemons and pepps uv kolor an da poor , were property, freelii absused in da wurst wais.
wi must kownt r blessns noa. an kontinue to move n a positive direction for awl. da moar wi stmble da moar wi lurn.
progress is spurd awn bi need
doose who ignore history r duumed 2 repete it
onlee da silence should we feer.
as lawng as the conseritve kats cin disdain and as lawng as da liberal kats can stive for chainge and as lawng as we r awl frii to express r thawts
wi r saef
an tings will onlui git beddur! : )
Fank u Princess. Ai doan wanna git off on da rong paw todai.
U and all da peeps heer gots da wit and da funneh – iz a widdo scary to sai sumfin at furst.
Romeow…u teh wunnerful. U duz fine.
Princess Mu, dat wuz beeyuteeful. U duz fine eben more.
fanks Romeow and kathleen : )
Ah – a Beatles conni. . .consir. . .cawwni. . .lover amongst us.
The Beatles … FTW!!1!
wel, meow…
Ev-re budy wantz two rool teh wuld.
offr lolcats an cheez treshurs
nuffin evar last furrevur
or da advantage. revolution about da same akshully.
FTW, M_M, FTW reel suun, i howp.
1/20/09 teh happiest day in teh world. is Bushy jr’s last day
we can has party wif much dancin’s and celabraitin’s?
No ifn we gets MAI ladee seniter az pwezidint!
(MM climes on sopebocks agin)
Pet peev: peepel hoo dons bote der convikshuns, cauws teh candidate wonts win! Gibs meh a brayke! Its not abowt botin fur teh weenner, its abowt botin fur teh hyoomin u fink will du bestest jyob!
(MM goes to fine ducktape to tape herz mowf n fingerz, nao. KTHXBAI!)
MANY WINZ!!!1! hoomeys can be soooo stoopy sumtymz. Ai bote wot ai feel.
MM, yew stae ON dat sopebocks! No tape da figgerz an mouf. BOTIN iz importunz – yer convikshuns or woo yoo tink kan win over da “bad” choyze. Get owt dere an BOTE!!!!
Keep tellin it MM, I lubs oo!
MM /I botes for joo. early and often1 just like dey did in Chicago oh so menny yrs ago..lol
J/K, I sowee, I hates politix spills ofer in da FUN chat. Or, maibee!! dis is opibnion room, not catfunroom? currek me ifn i bee rong here, peese.
01/20/09… ai jus reelized, wud bee mai granmommiez hundrith birfdai!! gud dai 4 orl.
Dat wud be bery gud to has a 100th birfdai! Granmommah gits BIG kake wif ice kweem?
Gud luks to her!! Ai hope herz maykes it! It’s a wunnerful mylestoan!
“This is where we fight, this is where THEY die!!” King Leonidas: 300.
Ef I cood find da Murkin Basteel, I wood storm it!
1/20/09 where R yoo?
I wuz tinkin (uhoh!) dat so menee stayts chanjd der primaree lecshuns to erlier days becuz dey soooo eeger fur dat guy to leev R howse….
Sigh. Iz much complicated, but still, much is alredee ritten down on da Good Paypurrs, jus let dem be…. 10th Amendment, plz to come home nao…..
wait, didn’t I just see you playing footsie in the airport men’s room? so much for your ‘family values’
Noooo! Wuz not playing footsie. I haz a wide stance, iz all.
that’s not what the congressional pages told me
Hey, Stend!! Didja hear how Minneapolis is preparing for the Republican Convention next year?? They’re remodeling that restroom and making all the stall dividers floor to ceiling. No joke.
Props to Rachel Maddow for the info…
LOLOLOL!!! Keeping all the family-values Republicans from their gay sex? They’re gonna be grumpier than usual.
Kittie politics:
“Giv me gooshiefood rite nao
and no wun gehts hert.”
Luk at dat wyte mouf!!! AI wannas gib it wotx ob SCMOO!!!!
And he looks so soft! awwrrrr
Leaves cnsrvtiv kitteh alone. He can has a woar to win.
Conservative cat has good point.
Fixing things not broken often breaks them.
ornge Conservative kitten even more poisonous than regular ornge kitteh
ez double poyson?! yes very yes
Eben heez white partz poizon!
oranj wons not juz hard to leeve….
de conservative oranj wons seems to hab a berry hard tyme leeving.
is so berry sad
Extremizm in de defense of cheezburgers iz no vice!
OMG I gru up wid dat luk in mai hause…cept it caim frum mai fadder. He no like de librals eether, he a ltle rite of Rush.
So I iz a card carrion yoonion gal jests to get eben!! (*snicker* Toetally werkz!)
Mai fadder WAI far tyte ob ur dad, BCM!
ryte – not tyte!! Ai NEBER saws ami fadder tyte! No drinks dat muches alkohall!
Den mai fadder way tyter dan urz….he haz big respekt for de alkohol. Wun ting we agreez on!!
MM, I lol’d!
In ma howse, we wurreed bowt gettin fud, nebber lernd bowt polytix ur relijin ur nuffin…. I is smrt but ignerint…. But hubbee teechin me!
(I got him da shirt sez “I hated Bush before it was cool!” cuz he bin gainst dat man since 99!) Da moar yoo kno!!!!
RON PAUELZ CAT
noes nuthin abowt struxurel injinearing baysed on his stoopid konspeericy theerys.
/me say noes to polytiks on cheezberger syte. polytiks belng elseware, kthxbai
I agreez. No polotix fore kittehs!
Me agrees, tu. Poltix oanly mayks foar fites an insults. I lyks it bedder wen we awl gits alawng an duznt frow mudd at eech uder foar blevin diffrint tings. Dere is roum in teh bukkit foar awl ov ower plitikal bleefs. Plzkthx.
RITE! I no bleev in Repugnicats R Democats, I onlee bleev in PARTIES!!!!
dis habs been a berry interesting an opinionated conversashuns….
butt awl in berry gud taste.
i noe heer anee hate.
iz gud to thinks an share an say wut yoo beleeves wit passhun…
Conservatives love new ideas, just not stupid, socialist ideas that think the government is the solution to everything. Conservative as in conserving our liberty from the govt!
Wow. Did you get hit with the serious stick today?
“Conserve” and “new” are contradictions in terms.
Young Republicans can has pleh.
ohh now lets awl tawlk nyce. awl view points r allowed. thats what maeks it america! : ) da grate ting about dis land ov kittehs… we can has ideas an share em : )
Yez. No fayr cawlin fowl onlee wen wun syd is disseded. Eethur cawl awl teh dissin fowl or nun ob it.
Dat’s wye I hayt teh plitikal “diskushuns” so mush, cuz tuu meny peepls gits angree wen dere poynt of vyoo is insulted, but nawt wen teh oppysit poynt of vyoo is. An den efrybuddy is angree.
Yew needz a purrfekt combo uv socialism adn kapitalism. Just 1 or teh ovver no wurks.
if dat wuz tru IRL, hek, den I wuds be conserbativ.
sry, i jus cant taek teh simplistic vyoo of tings so fast liek dat.
new ideas is pleh
Conservative Cat duz not approov of Brokback Kitteh
LOL !!!!!
dat is de funnee foar sure !!!
…publicly
privately he sayz:
“Today I am a gay Americat”.
What’s sad is…that cat is a total whore! XD he likes to make everyone pet him. Not just women, but the men too. (yes, that’s my cat. he’s fuzzy :3)
Congrats on your cat! He’s gorgeous. Of COURSE everyone should pet him! All the time!
Rn’t most kittehs liddle furry Republikans? Mah kittehs angreed wit mi 4 buing nu couch and takin way da old one. Change? Do not want! sez kittehs.
i wud guess dat yoor kittehs had a hissy fit ????
LOL !!!
But old couch wuz full o change!
I is a kittehtarian. All kittehs is creeated eekwal. All kittehs has righyt to laif, liburtee, purr-suit of happyness, cheezburgers, nom-noms, shmoos, hoomin servints, moar cheezburgers, oonibersal helt cair (but no vets), kleen kittehbox, stil moar cheezburgers, katnip, soft bedd, attehnshun, an cheezburgers.
u furgetz snorgels, belleh rubz, moar cheezburgers, chin rubz, gushee fudz n still moar cheezburgerz!!
Thnf amendmend sez all rites not reservd to gubmint or denaied to kittehs go to kittehs. 28f amendmend sez ebun thoz rites go to kittehs.
nao nice kweem??? Mai kitteh Fipper not lieks dat!! Nice kweem n dreetoes too!
dats da puurrrfict bill ov kiiteh rites!
Who’s this Brown chap in England? I shall be going over to the Ukraine to join the Orange Revolution
Wenz libin in whiit hoose de Clintons had a kitteh (socks), de Bushs haz a goggie. I’m just sayin…….
I agrees, no stoopid hooman politikeys on ICHC.
Brown be having kitteh kallud Sybil. It aksherly Alisdair Darling’s kitteh, but Brown sez kitteh be going where-ebbur it lieks in Downing Streets. Dats kittehs for u.
dis wuz toetalee teh look mah boss has today. he be teh bipolar tho. turn into teh happycat at teh blinks uv an eye.
he despurrratly needz to snorgle a kitteh. GET ME A MR MCFLUFFERSON< STAT!
Me is bettun dis cunzervuteev kitteh no nos whut iz de cheezburger an de joyz n happinez dis iz whut goes widdit. Dis conzervuteev kitteh luks lahk no ever petz a kitteh oar snorgles wif enny softee behbeh mewie ting. Mebbe dis cunzervuteev kitteh vurry sad… on insidez. Timez to run n playz naow. Cunzervuteev kitteh will jes havez to find own anzerz. Me havez found myne… iz time foar moar cheezburgerz foar MEEEE!!!!1!!!
Whtever. I daont care whut u fink. I’z gonna does whut I wawnts how I wawnts, an whin I wawnts.
Zacklee! Repudnucat!!!
LENAN KITTEH SEZ:
imagn no poseshunz
i wunder if u can
no greedz or hungre
imagn all teh kittehs
sharin all da cheezburgrs
John Lennon ref FTW! U rock.
Counterattack: Fallacy of No Precedent!
conserative kitteh sez catnip no bad for u, why he no can has sells to kittens?
Unuffiliated kitteh tinks all politishuns iz stoopy.
diva getz all teh win!
Kittah looks constipated or flatulent.
Feline flatulator iz kontribyutin to globl warmin.
Welcom to Kitteh Talk Shoo, “Blah Blah Blah.” Today on da shoo, we r gonna be interruptin’ peeple an’ yellin all ober da playse. Alsoo, we r gonna contradic knone facks wif ouer feer-dribben ideolajeez. Den we gonna skreem abowt hao we don’ likes dem forren peeples an dem funneh relijuns.
Big Kat can has mad at evrybuddey all de times.
i fink dat wuz teh eezylee teh best coment u can evar has maed heer, DR.
(u Colber Repor fan too?)
Isn’t EBBERYWUN heer a Colber Repor fan? And Daily Show. And Keith Olberman.
IZ Orinj Retlik!!!!
Kitteh’s pozishun is opposit side uv coyn frum Soshal kitteh!
An looks liek he wants to perfek sum Joos!!! Sigh… whut a stoopee….
OMG!!!!!
Peepul bee statin dare upiniuns all obur dis page, but no wun bee fiting!! Dats wut I spected wen I came on heer, an dats wut I gotz!!!
Mah Gawd, I LUBS DIS PLACE!!
I hopez it stayz dis way, an peepuls wut needs too say dey upinyun says it butt not says teh pleh bout udder posters….
I can has eti…ety….good mannurs?
kthxbai! <3
Kat
kittehs r not politcal, dey r only annoid or un-annoid. dis kitteh defnitlay annoid
Yeah that’s an idea, let’s get politics on the cat macro site.
Yep, Kairu, it reelee not needz too bee heer. Makez me nerbus cuz dis place is mah fedder bed.
But I is glad dat at lees it not bee nastee wen peepuls duz say stuffs.
o doan wury. ders plenny sumfings fr ebrywun heer.
u nots wunt polly ticks, jus clik to nex powst. hunky dory!
Please don’t let this charming site be hijacked by people with a political agenda. Keep it clean, people!
hehe.
noe blag is can be ailund.
Seriously peepz, lighten up! I can’t see howz cutesie orange kitteh can be construed as an arugmnt bout conservatism, whether pro or contra. That conservatism is favuring grdual change with rspct for tradishun over radical new ideas is not cunservative bashing, it’s the very defenishun of consrevatism, duh.
This cat kinda like me, lol XD
Conservativz iz conservativ becuz dey haz sumthin dey wants to conserv, which iz DEY’R muneez. Dey no wantz to spend no munees on nuffin for da peeps, jus keepz it all for deyselves. Moar taxs for yooz, no taxs for demz.
is teh tehory. in praktiss, teh “conservd” munnyz tend tu go in blak bawks an turn into bomz an dowmetsik spie netwurx.
i wud rathr see wher ma munny goez, an feel betr bowt wut it doez.
Yes!!! If mai munnies goes fur gud police purrtekshun (no tayzerin of students!!!!), safe brijes and highways, rebuilding the rail transplort system, publik skools taht r nawt overcrowded with decent pay fur teechers, health care fur awl, decent reiyrementz fur awl, hoams fur the mentallee disabled so tehy nawt bee awn the street liek now, safe publk transportashun, fyre stashuns, librareez – AND so awn. Awl tehse things fur teh common gud rekwirez munnies.
AND I bleeve taht tohse who r VERRY comfortable and has lots of teh munnies shud pay moar fur these things tahn teh peepls hoo haz just enuf to hav place to liev and fud (to put awn der fambliez? snikr).
I stop fur now.
Poysin oranj kitteh says
I am my own evil twin
We conservatives love new ideas. We just dont like stupid ones.
We ______________s also love new ideas, and in much the same manner.
oh noes. politicks.
Heerz a nuw ideer: all kittehz wants powr. Once dey gets it, no wants uther kittehz to can has it. Iz saem if consrvtiv kittehs or librul kittehs. Dont go sayin youz bettern kitteh dat don bleev liek u.
Bsiedz, Bush ain no cnsrvtiv.
mmmm got milkz?
liberalist kitteh duz nawt liek yu holding awn tew old ideeaz
they’re not new ideas. they’re old ones that didn’t work the first few times they were tried.