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Sting liek Bee!
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capped and submitted by: Brian Farry
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Invisdible microphone! Audish…awdesh…trieng out for ‘Mercan Idol!
Muhammad Ali Cat is roping-a-dope.
Catsius Clay!!! Or Mrrrhummad Ali?
u no mumma say no jump on bedz!
momma sez nok u owt.
u totally read my mind!!
But, Mah…Iz nut jumpin onda bed–jumpin nex 3 eet
ur showin fine form, kitteh. member - nuffin beloo da belt!!!
Dat’s gud, cuz kittehs not ware belts!
We’re off 2 c teh wizard, teh wunnerful wizard uf Aahz….
lions an tigers and odder large kittehs, oh mai!
wen i was liddle i spenned a long tyme practycin taht skip. evenshoolee, culd do it eazaly. nao i wunders y i bothrd.
Peenutz kitteh taiks lessins from Snoopy….dancin’ for suppertaim!
lol…nao i has teh “Peenutz” theem runnin thru mah hed…
not so bad, akshully!
b-hold, a brimmin bowl uv meet en meel!
Moon Prism Power…Make up!!
in teh nayme uv teh moon, I willz punish u!!
dis noo kitten foak dancin rooteenz
halpen meh gett in shape foar my
beeg caij match in Begus
noo maaskot 4 fightn irish?
ack! i figrd wp woodn’t alouw teh 1r1sh commnt.
sry 4 dbl post
noo maaskot for Notre Dame?
nuuu
new mascot for texas tech red raiders
they be tearing up the texas aggies and thier puppy gog - reveille - she a purty collie but still a goggy all the same
and it worked cuz the raiders won!
you go kitty!
“awl teh kittez waaaaas kung-foo faightin!….
Does cats wuz faaaaas as laitnin!”
plai dat funkee moo-sik riet!
Put yr dukes up! Srsly!
I ams teh gratists dat ever lives!
mah fightin mooves, let me show u them.
I knocks u into middle of nxt weeks.
And when u gets there?
Plz to ordur me teh cheezburgrrrr so it’s waitin furr me
upon mah arrivals!
Now, srsly, putt em ups!
*cokenose*
FTW!!!
I gonna tare u up, u lil pink floofy thing hangin over mai hed. Jus try to come over in mai face agen… i dares u. I gonna bite you, grab u, then flip on my back and give u teh bunny kiks uv despayr.
teh bunny kiks! I lorvs dems.
Bunny kicks r teh funnee!
Slitely less if yu on teh reseevin end, tho. Mah Kilkenny kat (now gon to the bridge) used to grab mah arm and give me teh bunny kiks, just in luvin fun, and leeve me looking like a failed sooiside attempt.
Mai fren had a med exam resintly an teh vet keeps askin if she’s deprssd. She tink maybe doc jus been on a trainin cours or sumtin, as seems liddle obsessed wit teh angst. Tehn she reelises taht her arms all cubbrd wit scritches from her kitteh hoo had tu hav aunty byotics and DID NOT WANT an doc obveeusly toht she wus self-harmin. Hoo needs self-harmin when u has kittehs to harm ju!
Laydee ai wurks wif got saem ting from noo puppeh. She arms luk liek shredded beef.
Supper model kitteh is werkin it, werkin it, graceful befur she realize she iz fallin off it, dang those 6 inch pumps!
Ooh it’s a female mesmer from Guild Wars dancing for us…!! How cute.
dat be RivrDans, u noe.
Or “kickin urself in teh *rse” as it wus nown at mai skool.
in 1974 teh nayme of mai brudder’s band was Arsis. They played skool danses and stuf. (I don’t think anyone in authority ever bothered to say the name ou loud)
Mai mom had 80-yr-old unkel hoo cud do dat. Wuz kinda amayzin ackshooly.
I can has Psychic Distracshun? Iz tiem for Backfire nao?
Kitteh is feyerce huntah of the fethuree tings.
Gentulman kitteh engayjis in sivilized fisteecuffs.
Markess uf Kweensburee rulz, k?
“ya wel i useta kil fr teh See Aie Aay.”
iz in ur meet lokker, preparin to go teh distance against Creed
wut i wunts tu see is Apolo Creed vs leed singr of “Creed”
hmmmm…
in teh red cornr: MISSR T, FOO.
[theme from A-Team plays] [T stays silent but menacing]
in teh blubelz an doilys cornr: Scot Stap.
[epic arena-rock voice] CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIIIIIIGHER?
[referee delivers swift kick to faux-leather-clad crotch]
Totally Time-Out for the Ref! The crowd goes…”Huh?”
Misser T cries on Apolo’s shoulder: Shudda been me man shudda been me… I pity the ref!
BWAHAHAHAHA
I wants 2 see Apolo Creed vs. Creed frum Teh Office!!!
SnoopyKat is dancin to peanuts
Deez furst rul ov da fite club iz no kitteh talkz abootz da fite club!
a tisket a takset
someone stole my basket
when i catch
i’m givng pain
til then i training
stoopid basket thieves - stole my happy place
basket r summer vershun of teh bukkit?
oooohhh. i am new and forgot about the bukket.
which would have been nice naughty poem.
yup. summer bukkets is baskets.
skippy kitties has baskets not soggy bukkets.
Southpaw kitteh iz unorthodocks.
“I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a…”
Dang ai mist it agin…….jest hole dat ting stedy foawr a MINUT so ai can getz mi pawses awn it…….den iz hiztori….liddle pink floofy hiztori, noe… PIECES ob liddle pink floofy hiztori
maybe it be geography?
ho, haha, turn, perry, dodge, spin, ha, THRUST !! (boing!!)
??
No one get reff ?
i fink Apolo is bowt to get teh ref, Sherwud Dafy.
tooooooooo Trip and trip and tri-hip it up and down….
btw u sposta sez “GUARD” riet befoar “TURN” ther.
jus sayin.
Uz kidden, right? alla old froogies like moi nows all da warner broffers carthoons by hart. Dis Daffy throwin down wif Lil Porkjohn onna log provin gat him (daf) r da tru robbing hood.