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  1. Missy says:

    Dis tetherbalz rulz!!!

  2. logan says:

    lolz pwnd in the face

    • tribble says:

      oooofff

    • stend says:

      ( can’t believe I’m the first with this but )

      it’s only funny until somebody loses an eye

      ( PS: don’t make me pull over !!! )

      • tribble says:

        or “it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt”

      • Kathleen says:

        ooh. stend clebburly said DAT WURD.

        BERREH clebberly.

        >:D

        • Kathleen says:

          Ah looks at dat wun cheezburga disdainfully.

          I looks awai.

          I noe eatin till ai seez at least TREE cheezburgas.

          Hmmph and Pleh.

          • stend says:

            I can has mob mentaility? get me a legal professional !!!

            … this photo really belongs on http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/ , with a title like

            sometimes I think you act like you’re friends with me
            so you can laugh about me with your real friends later

            • Teho says:

              or wun of doez DESPAYR de-moter-vaporz picchurs.
              liek wif capshun “PERSEVERANCE — if at first you don’t succeed, hang on a sec, lemme grab my cameraphone…”

            • Kathleen says:

              mai brain hurts….

              ai jus wunts to bee nice!!!

              *cubbers head an cries*

            • stend says:

              OK: Kathleen RU OK? srsly?

              ( teho – try these . my all time fave is ‘mistakes’ )
              http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

              ( I think they must’ve discontinued ‘attitudes are contageous – mine might kill you’ ;o)

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Kathleen – u no cry. I thnks u wuz victim of a troll. There were several otters wif whut wuz obviouslee a wun berger (you know, becuz it taeks so meny big burgers to bring them up). These r nawt ur LOLfrenz doin this – just a nastee trollee – pleh!

            • dapanferkitteh says:

              hey stend, go bak to dat site, da attitudes wun iz dere, it has cupcake, and is calt “burnout.”

              Kafleen – we lubs u!!!

            • stend says:

              we love you katherine !!! srsly tho, I think some people just click on the wrong end of the burgermeter and then don’t realize they can fix it – it’s easy to do

              if anyone is interested, this is the story where david sedaris’ sister trains her parrot to shout
              WE LOVE YOU LISA
              http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=277

            • dogbotherer says:

              actually, i try to give higher burgers to those that are amuxing and i still only sees one burger.
              it just is pleh!
              i do try. my burger counter cant/dont/wont count.

            • Kathleen says:

              O noes, peepul! It is now six AM an I seez all deez nice posts an I wunts to laffs……..I didun meen I wunted to cry ober teh low vote I got…I ment mai head hurt frum confushion cuz I wus so tired and teh stuff peepul wuz writin wuz confyusin mee, so I said mai hurt hurt and I cry…just beein sillee….

              but deez are not postus! Tank yu for niceness!

            • Kathleen says:

              “but deez are not postus” –?? wut ai jus say? Ooooo…mai head still hurt and ai still confussed…

              pleh! I is marchin back to bed for anudder quick snooze!

            • antimony says:

              kathleen – u can has axert? taht dere souns zactly liek a migraine. pleh. feels bettah!

            • stend says:

              dogbotherer – double click on the cheezburger on the RIGHT. no, your OTHER RIGHT ;o)

            • dogbotherer says:

              stend, i tried. i rate this 5 burgers and i click.
              then the vote goes up by 1!
              so weird.

              other suggestions are welcome.
              right ones or left ones.

          • Duffy says:

            No be goin on hunger stryke Kathleen, yu is teh funnee. I wud give yu teh mennee extra rateburgers but I onlee gets wun vote. None of teh lolfrenz wud gif a single rateburger to anyone that wuz bein nise an funnee. So iz (a) mistake, so dont wurry, or (b) troll, so dont wurry.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Stend – u sayed if we maeks mistake wif teh burger count, it is easilee fixed. How? Pleez tell us.

            • Kathleen says:

              Yes, yes! Mee wunnrd dat too!

              If I made a burgur mistake, I wud tell teh purson, tho.

            • Kathleen says:

              anneewun…whar diz ICHC timur comez frum, aneeway? Hawaii? I is in Caleeforneea and it now 6:30 am an timur say 3:30 am. I am berry cyurrius too noe frum whar timur is…

              Kthxbai

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Yes – teh Cheezes lives in Hawaii. I wundered taht, too, fur a lawng tiem.

            • stend says:

              guys, just reclick in the proper position – it supplaints the prior click !!! try it now – click on the far left burger, then on the far right – it reaverages the scores !!! the cheeseserver isn’t just tracking if you’ve already voted, it tracks your vote and can change it later !!!

            • SJ says:

              wow it duz tu. I cud play wit this fur owers.

              Ju tink maybe I needz tu get owt moar?

              A life. I needz wun.

            • Kathleen says:

              A life in teh Cheezburga Place, talkin too nice peepuls an enjoyin sweet picshurs and LAFFIN (we all noe dats VEREEE HELTHEEE!!! for us!) an ritin nice tings too udder peepuls an stayin out uf trubbuls (LOL)————> A GOOD life. You has wun (won)!!!

            • SJ says:

              I gess u is rite Kathleen! Nao, hoo’s fixin teh drinkies? We needz tu get tihs party STARTED.

  3. dd says:

    yella dannyline bites kitteh

  4. lowly grunt says:

    at least it isn’t oranj and poysun

    you dodged the bullet – er – poofy thing on that one kitteh

  5. moe says:

    iz grait foto. and gud kapshinz

  6. mumrik says:

    i TOTLY meaned 2 do dat.

  7. Flartus says:

    levimitatin’ kitteh r levimitatin’.

  8. travis says:

    o noes teh kitteh get pwnt

  9. sally says:

    do anyun els tink dis maibe nawt for teh real??? eidder taht oar dat iz teh mostest uncoord…unccor….encordi….clumsiestest kitteh ai ebber sawz…..

    • whiskers says:

      totaly shopped. teh shado from teh chare is goin one wai, and teh shado from teh ball is goin teh other wai.

    • sparklypoof says:

      Kittens DO do that when they’re ittybitty. They do fall off the floor and misjudge distances. It’s both cute and funny.

      • Teho says:

        “fall off the floor” – LOL :D
        …18 inchs strayt up an bakwurdz, too!

        • B! says:

          Yas, we had a kitteh wun tiem, I tink wuz Mellee kitteh…

          Wun tiem she walkin on da bed, an wuz lookin at da windo, an jus walkt rite off da edj uv da bed! Lookt jus liek in da cartoons, too! Me an hubbee (now ex) lafft abowt dat wun fur YEERS!!!

          deet deet dett – SPLAT!

          She wuz sooo tinee, coodent eben clime up onto bed wivowt helps!!! Mebbee 7 or 8 weeks old….

          • d00d says:

            i’z doin teh URL rawng, but if u needs moar evidents… this videeoh haz sum moar “fail” kittenz
            [plus a cupple popcats]
            [plus a cupple stoopy hoomans wif theyr cats]

            www . youtube. com/watch?v=SRCux7wefH0

            incloods a preshus missin da furnichure jump in da middel

            • tewornjkittehs says:

              This videoh is won of my faaaaaverite wons fer ever n ever…

              Bestest parts r when kittehs scare each uther…i laff and laff and laff!

            • daisycat says:

              wun ob mai fayborits too!! I lub whin da kitteh jump owt at liddle kiddo. dat mayk me lol so hard ai crai!!!

    • profkrakatoa says:

      I hab a berry klumsie kitteh….she’s alwayz missin the furnitue when she jumpz….I tink she needz te kitteh glasses

      • Duffy says:

        Mah beluvid Emerson (now gone to teh bridge) wuz estreemly clumsee, always fallin off things and into wastebaskits an stuff – part of the prollem was he was a Mainely coon cat and he seemed to have no idee how big his feetz wus. He waied 25 lubs and had feets like sawsers and tried to wawk on windosillz and stuff. But he was so sweetee and stoopy, if he fell into a wastebaskit hed jst sit there till yu came an got him owt, like “ohai – whut happined?”

  10. Melissa says:

    WHAT?!?
    It lookded liek a flawer an I jus gotz awl xited to sellz it, dat’s awl.
    Mmm hmm. yep. dat’s it.

  11. miss foots says:

    Tis flar, it has a aroma tat noks me offa mah feeet!

  12. cmerry says:

    Poor lil’ Clown Kitteh gotz his yella nose hittted by that sprigny sproingy thing.. :(

  13. JohnK says:

    In Soviet Russia, ball hits you!

  14. sparklypoof says:

    ahahahahaha XD

    purrrfect caption right thar.

  15. Bannoch says:

    Ahem…

    *BOOM!!!*

    HEADSHOT!

  16. leaf says:

    Ack! Flower got power! Leggo! Halp!

  17. purrball says:

    kitteh iz snifin and sez achooooo

    • Melissa says:

      Plz to bee blessin u noaw.
      Looks at teh sun if’n u feelz a sneezee comin awn.

      • whiskers says:

        as someon wif allergees i can tel yu ths dosnt werk. ai prefer lotza allergee pils an teh irrigation. iz yuky but it werks.

        but yase, plz to bee blessin teh kitteh!! is vry kute kitteh.

  18. LBeeeze says:

    kitteh habs run into de sprinngee yallow

    kitteh sneeze catshur

    gazoontite !!

  19. dapanferkitteh says:

    produk teztr kitteh sais “dis wun def…diffec…dont wurk”

  20. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh no can beez
    deefeeted byez fuzzee bawll.
    Callz 4 stattijee

    Spreengee fing iz nawt
    rijjid. Reeplelz awll attakkz.
    Kitteh frusstrayted

    Fluffee bawll goez “Flooff!”
    aggentz Kitteh’s fayse. Kitteh
    willz jusst tryez aggenn :-)

    Jack.

  21. Shay says:

    ZOMG! Sooo sad yett so funni. :P

  22. Rebecca says:

    My kitty thinks those are human toys. She sits there laughing while the humans play with them.

  23. gayla34 says:

    *SMACK* uhh……I meant to do dat……. *lick lick lick*

  24. philene says:

    Halp!!! why u not let goez mai noz?!!!

  25. Dexaan says:

    Kitteh duz wel at teh hevy bag, not so wel at teh sped bag.

  26. littledevilcandy says:

    oooo~~~lov’in ur site~it s my first day to use this kind da blog~lots of things need to learn

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai, liddled and welcum to auer happee hoam! I think u will be glad u came. Meny gud and clefur peepls heer -
      0.
      3++-
      .333

      Srry – taht was Barney, mai boss cat. He lieks to put in a werd now and then, but alas, I knows nawt whut he meens.

      So – do nawt be discouraged if at furst u don’t get awl teh referunzes. Meny refer bak to previous pikshoors and commentz. If u has tiem, just start reedin bak – and soon, mutch will be reveeled. In teh meenwile, just enjoy!

      • Jeanie says:

        yes, whut janet sed…. walcum, littledebil! comez on in n maykz sum noo lolfrenz wyl enchoying all ob da kewt picshurs!

      • Kathleen says:

        Oh, noez, JanetCH4K! I noez wut Barney bee up too!

        Hee bee a dubbul not spai!! Hee bee sendin dem encripted messuges obur teh innernetz!

        U haz a sneekee wun dere, u duz!

        • SJ says:

          In Soviet Russia…tehy be reedin Barney’s messidjis!!!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Barney????? Mai sweet BARNEY???? A spai??? Oh, noooooooes.

          And yet. . .he quite litterally came in frum the cold. He showed up – wuz VERY friendlee (and wearin a liddle green collar). Butt – he never left agayn. He came in May. He wuz outdoor cat. Awl summer lawng we played with him, gived him teh fud, broght him in teh haus – and let him awt whenevver he wanted. Mai father had just died (he wuz 91) – just a day or so befoar Barney showed up.

          At nite, he wud sleep with mai muther with hiz liddle arms around her nek. Tehn so bai and bai he wud moov to my dad’z bed fur teh rest of teh nite.

          Wehn winter came (Michigan), i knew I must maek him a complete hauskat. Too meny kittehs killed awn road – too mtuch snow – awnlee playce to travel. And hongree cayoteez.

          So he now happee hauskat. Usin mai pyooter. Deep undercover. Hmmmmmmm.

          • purrball says:

            waht a gud kitteh, snorglin ur muther!

          • Kathleen says:

            Oh, tanks u so much for sharin dat, JanetCH4K. It meens much too us peepuls hoo beeleevs in teh Supreme Ceeling Cat. Kitteh like Barney seemz like blessing frum udder deemenshun. :D

            Pay tenshun wehn Barney wun day types “<3 ” !!!

            /warm fuzzies

            • Antoinette says:

              Dat’s a gud storee! Fank u!

              We gots a feral kitteh fambly in our ‘hood. Naybor laydee is rowndin dem up to go fur lo-cost spay/nooterin today. I’da diddit, but dey’s skeert ob me. Onlee cums to her. So I’m finkin I’ll gib her sum munnee to help wif da cost.

              Me and naybor laydee and udder laydee rownd teh corner all feeds dem so dey dunt be hungree. Laydee rownd teh corner bilt shelter fur dem wen teh cold wethur be heer (Ohio).

              Ebry tiem I see animule abyoos storee on teh nooz, I gots to ‘member it’s good peeps too.

    • whiskers says:

      hallo an welcom. i fink yul lik it here ;)

    • Duffy says:

      WElcowm! Just watch and laff and chime in when yu feelz liek it! Lolspeek is nawt rekwired but is fun to lurn! Mosely yu jus gotza love furry peeplz and like to lol!

  27. CJ says:

    I caut it, but pleh, it not smell so gud. Halp!

  28. Nanny's Manda says:

    Mommeeeee! Dah meen flawr baited mee!! DO NOT WANT!

  29. Kathleen says:

    srsly, I has no ideeuh wut to say bout dis. I not unnerstanns it, butt it bee extreemly cute an funneee!
    :D

  30. sanafabich says:

    ahhahhhahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahhaha a ahahahaha a a ha hahhaah hhahha hah aha ahahahahaahahahahaha ahahahahahaha ahahaahahahahahhaahahhaah lmao

  31. Jenny says:

    In soviet russia, punchin bag hits u!!

    (iz my firstiest soviet russia joke… do i get bingo?? jk)

  32. invisible commenter says:

    thot 1: ouch
    thot 2: i wunner hoo saw that
    thot 3: i meen, i ment to do that
    *likking*
    thot 4: teh yellow one. it will pay.

  33. dogbotherer says:

    dear science diary,
    success!!
    the levitation device is successful. the kitty has been anti-gravitied.
    however, some work needs to be done on redesign. floating around with a yellow puffball in the face leaves much in the way of keen fashion sense.
    possible optional placements – between the ears, attached to collar, tip of tail.

    second stage experiments with puffball placement to determine optimal placement will begin tomorrow. along with coordinating tethers, and how to regravity the kitty.
    however, am off to celebrate. cheezburgers for fluffy the floatie and beers for me.

  34. Atoc says:

    ZOMG! sometimes the comments are funnier than the lolcat itself (and this one cracked me up) \m/

  35. Bunnyodoom says:

    and teh schnozz berries taste like schnozz berries

    • B! says:

      Essep dey tend to go fur da eyeses, liek casu marzu cheeeez….. DO NAWT WANT!

      But I DO liek dis pitcher alot! Cawt in middayr, no blurrees, amayzing shot!!!

  36. ManfredMom says:

    kitteh sings:

    “Bee bop a loola”

  37. 343GuiltySpark says:

    lol kitteh says i can has mai face back plzkthx??

  38. D.R. says:

    Later, on “Emergency Vets”:

    Tennis Play becomes the latest toy to be recalled, as it backfires and tries to kill Mike the cat.

    (In waiting room)

    Owner: I don’t know, he was just playing, and I stepped out of the room, and now this!

    Mike (shaking head): Daggon, jeez!

  39. Paul says:

    In English – the ball looks like a dandelion in full bloom – but the French have a better phrase for it – pis-en-lye (norman spelling to avoid probs).

    Look like kitteh had better stay out of Canada!

  40. Duffy says:

    DO YU LIKE BUTTUR?!?!

  41. Kathleen says:

    Missur Kitteh, sumhow I duz not teenk u thot ur cunning plan all teh wai throo….

  42. Rebecca says:

    Sooper Kitty, cum save meh frum evil yallow floofy ting!!!

    • Romeow says:

      Mebbe da Flote Liek Flutterby Kitteh can halp nok floofy fing out?

      (I’z noo heer todai)

      • Kathleen says:

        OH! U is noo! Too badz u is late in post so us not all seez u and can congratulates u!!! I noes I speeks fer EVVEREEBODEE nice heer wen I sez welcum and hope u hangs arown much!

        an u haz much cyute name an sweet LOLcat speek, too! :D

        • Romeow says:

          Fankoo, fankoo, Kathleen!
          Dis is grate place wif nice peeps.
          Iz fun to join in teh rayndeer games. Doan wanna be a Roodoff ennymoar.
          kthxbai.

  43. karen says:

    hi gize, sumbuddy hep me cuz i donoe whut FAIL mean? why put dat on t-shirt? iz dat tetherbal referenz?

    • ManfredMom says:

      Az ai c itz: kitteh was playin wif floofee yello fingy n axidenly hitz himself in fase! Notz deh wai to hab fun, so hims fail! Tho cud be a moobee ref dat ai no noez bowt, sinse ai noes watch teh moobees beree muches.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      I dunt reelee know fur shur. I bleeve is wehn sumwun triez sumthing and getz it horriblee rong.

      Purrhaps sumwun will cum along down heer hoo reelee knows.

      • Kathleen says:

        Yep, dat prettee much sums it up. It bee popular innernet wurd fer mannee funnies.

        Also wen sumwun beein meen or bad-stoopy is popular to reespond: FAIL!

        BUCKETS of fail is also funneh to tell a pewpee head poster.

        (Member meany persun wut say, “Drowned teh Kitteh?” I tink Teho responded FAIL.
        Buckets of fail, fer shur.

        Teh URBAN DICTIONARY on teh innernet heps wit lots of unnerstannins, too. Sumtimes I sees sumtin I not unnerstand an I checks it out dere.

  44. Grace says:

    Sorry you failed Kitty.

  45. Geminate says:

    FAIL!!! Major LOLOLOLOLOOL!!!!!!

  46. goldenelegance says:

    3p1( ph4|3

  47. Wally says:

    Oh noez! Kitty shuda had a V8!

  48. ginneh says:

    Teh Mundaze, dey sux.

  49. PCachu says:

    Fail Cat fails at cat, but wins at Internet.

  50. InvaderLii says:

    LULZ!! XD

  51. Matt says:

    omfg dats soo funny

  52. princess says:

    dis not Fail Dogs!

  53. Sasha says:

    awwwwwwwwwwwwww! It’s SO CUTE! :) doesnt anybody leave any comments anymore?


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