cloaking device
operational
photo: me!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
mmmmm
make mine a black and tan
is chesire cat.
nuthin but eyz
Ackshully teh smyle stayed last )
ur finkins of teh chesHire cat. hims smily teefs stay til last.
dis be teh chesire cat, king ob teh chesiz. hims aiez nevr disump… disip… dimpl… dipsy… oh fer cryin! dey jus doan go way.
Har har!! Wud am wif ul latz blah lyk diz? Nub gruk huw tu blah nurmul urk?! Skah latz gu klomp befur krimp lat momo skah…. Unga bunga er wyl lat ad ed…. Nubash gruk mi blah du dem? hohohoho
ash dub gahk futh H Hash Hdub Hgahk Hfuth HH
GRUK
har har har wudebur mi am dun wif diz skah…
Invisible cat is . . .slightly visible.
FTW!!!
Unintentional, non-artistic use of bokeh.
but is it cowch?
invisible cat is…wait! wherd he go?
whare is kitteh? Kitteh is HIDING!! waits for unsuspecting cheezburgerz…ninjanomnomnom
ninjanomnomnomz! Foar Teh Winnn!!
*screeebulz in lol tu inglesh deekshunairy*
teht iz won foar teh bookz!!
*blush* i is just speak what i think.
oh yeah, and I has a cheesecake, is my mommies birfday. nomnoms
Plees to be giving teh happee birthday wishes frum the LOLfrenz to yur deer mommie.
ninjanomnomnom! put it in lolwerdz!!!!
I’m on ur futstul, ninjaing ur cheezburgerz
…or mabey i am ur ninjafutstul.
teh teribul tortyz — u nevr cans tel wif dem.
Cloz yur eyz, bebeh. Den wil b 100 purrcent
“Ms Can Opner” is be teh awsum lolcat screenaem!
haz enybuddi seed mi kitteh ??????? oh ….nebber mine, der she iz
kiss kitteh.. kisskisskiss
*hack up upolsterry fuzz*
AH! Missed kitteh kissed chayer ugh..
i hadz hims in mai hanned just one sekund ago… nao ware did i put him daown?
wen dotter’s kitteh berry smal wud slepe onn teh dark brawn blanktt onn kowch, okashunly, ai wud tidey upp & flik teh kowch blankee 2 replaiss on kowch & yitto darrk bwown kitteh wud flie tru teh ayr!
ack!!!!! is lik mai husband. somtimes i wan to stapl his posesions to him. he puts daon his kees, his shoos, his buk, his fone, anything not in his imdiat vaciniti he has to look for. mai glare of deth, let me sho him it…
The CIA tested its new Mouse Detection Equipment at a secret facility. The experiments were successful. Unfortunately, so was an unintentional Deli Tray Detection test.
Hey….why is this ottoman so wiggly ?
Is that meowing I hear…..hey what is that sharp, OUCH !!
Who put this cat here ?
(OMG….BEAUTIFUL KITTEH) Once again, I am in lurve.
U is fikkle! Din’t u recentlee declare undyeeng luv fur teh beyootiful Charisma Kitteh?
Kittehs iz not liek huzbandz, u can has luv mor dan wun. Az in fakt, Janet **canhas4kittehs**, i haz suzpishun u duz.
Oooooffff, Flooof. U has fownd teh flaw (flawff?) in mai thinking. Flawed floofee finking!
Yes! Aye admitz it! I duz has 4 of tehm - and aie lurvez tehm awl - just nawt be callin tehm Georj.
oooh..must be Guinness Kitteh! Delishous wit pub fud. Nom Nom Nom. Slurp.
U kan haz da ginniss, I wants da Harp!!!!!
another Cat-Ket* case, this one being one with the blankee
cat in a basket, cat in a casket, cat on a blanket
Geness cat is delishis.
ment to ‘ply to the one above. O.o
OMG. It’s a Romulan kitteh!
ore KLINGON kitteh!
Pointy ears indicate Romulan kitteh. Iz only logical kunklushun
dey is faek! Sneeeksy Klingon fuled u like dey tride to ful Kwrk in Truble wiv Trivels. Klingy furr=Klingon!
Could be vulcan.
Vulcan kittehs no has kloaking device.
Defnitly sneeking Romulan kitteh.
Ur so right. Forgot about dat.
The representative of the Nomulan Empire is in ur Neutral Zone, fuxuring ur skanner’s persepshuns.
LAWZ graspee!
He fuxxin ur scanners so himz kin steel ur cheezburgers!!!!
i tells u, dem earz is FAEK! Kat furr kling-on,thus Klingon kitteh.
mary O’Spckn maeks a compelling poynt. Kitteh hair is beyond eny dout of the klingon kind. I wud bee a rich woman todai if I hadnt had to spend awl mai munniez awn teh stickee rollers.
heehee mebee in futurre Sttar Trk wurld, dere will be sonic kitteh furr remoovrs and can reecycle into kittle kilts furr Skotty
or better yet, reecycle into CHZBRGRS!
stealth Ninja Cat
blends into the background of
evil doggie’s lair
Please insert a “y”
at the end of “stealth” in the
previous haiku.
Consider it dun.
or at least a very pale tan. sry color expert joke.
U has maed mee laugh so suddenlee I skeered teh sleepin kittehz!
pantone punishments
we has dem
After watching “The Hills Have Eyes”, Boobie goes to hide under the covers, not realizing THE BLANKET HAZ EYES!!!!!devilish purrrrrrrr … hi ya boobie i been waiting for you….ROWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR
R U sur dey ddnt weeve dat blankee out ob hare de ketteh shed las year? I gits nough out my kitteh’s brush tu mak nu kitteh ebery tree munts
dat’s gud ideas! we takes the kitteh fur and spins it into yarn and den kroshays it n2 blanky for kitteh. Den never half 2 worry bout kitteh hair in de blankies.
Brilliant!
Oh, wants to thanks peeps for the nice sayings and cheezburger ratings. Eyes lieks it here.
I akshully botted a book fur ma momsee abowt saving, cleening, spinning and nitten wif pet furs. I tawt it were a joke wen i pikked it up, but it were fur reels! I tawt it were still funnees.
I’z still waitin on mah golden deceiver swedder…it’s bin 10 yeers nao…
mah mom noez a ladeee dat spinz wool into yarn. dat ladeee also spinz goggie fur into yarn. dunno bowt kitteh fur, but teh goggie fur maykt reel soft yarn!
ackshuly, long times ago in Pootland Oregun I news a store dat sold nufin butz kiddi fur and goggie fur clothings.
wantd to buys sweater juz caus id be inerestin but wuz tooo ’spensive
store go by by in bout ones year
twos bad…….
momcat
ack…teh allerjies! kitteh fur blanket: do not want!
I thought that an lolcat had to have a cat somewhere in the picture.
Oh, wait . . . haha.
plz not to sit on chare kthxbaiMEOOOWWWWWWCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u skwished meee!
karma karma karma karma karma kamy-lion
luvin wood be eezy if ur kolers wer like my dreem
blak gold n green (eyez)
Brava!! Bravisima!!
*teh encore-ijment*