Brokbak Kitteh
wishes he cud kwit u.
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Becca
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Ai wud neber kwit deez kittehz
aggred… must snorgle
Yesh, ai wud rather die furst.
Wach owt blak kitteh!!!! Don lik teh oranj – deys poysin!!!
Nah. Oranjeez es teh flavorful. Gets xtra flavorful frum sitting in sunshine. I knowz fur a fact cawze mah oranj kitteh likes to put his tail in mah mouf walkin unner mah noze. Iz teh perfumy, too also.
ur kitteh has extra flavr? wud make him popular!
daz prolly from deh littehz in yo litteh boks
This be teh problem WAI r we alwayz fallin in luv with teh ORANJ wuns? We never lernz!
teh ornj wuns kno teh wai to r harts.
/\ is en lub with an orang.
Oranj kittehs iz soooo snorgable. . i used to has an oranj one namd Otis n he wuz frendlee n meowy n FAT.. . gotsta love teh oranj flavr
otis? did yu haz pug naemd Milo?
milo and otis ref FTW! tho…milo wuz teh kittums and otis wer teh puggs!
I haz bigg oranj floofy kiddy, himz named Milo from movi two!
himz has funni story- gots him from vet (sad part kiddi had been throwed in dumpster, nice kid founds him took himz to vet- himz lucky kiddi) anywho-
wantd nice shorh haur kiddi tried of vacumizing hous allda tims wif lon haur kiddis. Milo waz kuit iddi biddi kiddi oranj tabby wif cuppla long white haurs. Asked vet “is he gonna be shor haur kiddi? vet said “yes, or medium haur at the most”…… waz tru fur 9 monfs- den kiddi go POOF! all of a sudden I haz orangz tabbi purrrshen kiddi! himz got da mos haur of any kiddi I eber havz!
momcat
we haz bigg oranj kiddi himz named Milo from da movie- gascat saws movi mani years ago an wantd oranj kiddi.
Milo haz interestin story- gots him frm vet (sad part of himz lif, some stopie dumped him in dumpster, nice kidz heards him, dug himz out took himz to vet- himz lucky kiddi) anywho-
I wantd shor furs kiddi, tired of alwaz vacumizing house wif da long furs. Milo waz kuyot iddibiddi kiddi was shor furs tabbi wif cupla long white furs. I asked vet “himz gonna be shor furs kiddi? Vet said “yes, or medium furs at the most”. Dat was tru for 9 mufs den FLOOF! All of a sudden I haz Purrshun Oranj tabbi kiddi! himz got da mos an da longest furs of any kiddi I eber hab!
momcat
It ar true, I has named mah oranj kitteh wen i was a lil chillun. . .so’s u can’s see how I messed it ups. I thot oranj kitteh was teh otis. . .but the fing is. . .Otis teh oranj kitteh. . .the name are purrrfect for mah kitteh!
don wurry teh blak one is likin him on teh wite parts. teh wite parts iz safe.
Wlel observed, Whiskers. Blak kitteh knowz whut he is doin! We nawt werree eny moar!
whiskerz sew SMRT!
Awwww, brokebak kitteh is so cute. I just made a gay comment on a lolcat. Will this be a step forward for equal rights for gay kittehs?
We is kittehs. We is polymorphously perverse! Dat meen we liks da licks n toutches from evebody, mens, womens, chillin, chinchillas, dogs, opposums, leaves,
mouses, raccoons, CD’s, stuff animuls. We very ‘preciative of all da luvs. And we liks it all over. Why you peeps ‘prive yousefs of all dis love? You is verra silleh.
Dis barbur shopze iz teh intiament kindz.
dun b up thr 4 wutch sheep
Nobody likes a qwitter.
hao bowt we goes on fishin tryp 2 gethar…….
Sumdai, odder kittehs stops bein’ ign’ant an haytful, an we no has to go “fishin’ ne moar.
but teh fish. dey ar delishus.
Nawt tu menshun, taystee an nootrishus.
I’m just itchin fur a bingo!
this is 2007 – now they can go fishing, and go for brunch afterwards !!! ( at least in and around the bigger cities )
omg that is sooo cute how culd he qwit
Famous Last Wurds: Black Kitteh Sayz: Ooh, myaowww..u tastez jus lak yummee cheezburgus…letz meh taste an orunj part…
OH NOES, TEH ORINJ WUNS…..well, u noze teh rest.
*splort* t-hee
I hopez dis story can has happy ending, wher kittehs go liv in mountins togevur, an not sad ending, lyk in muvie
Yeah, mee too, panther, I hates a sad ending…..
I’z fergots to sae in last post, HAPPY CATURDAY!! Iz speshul day to give kittehs xtra snorgles.
Mah kitteh gotz Caturday a day erlee…she gotz a buket now…
a LUV BUCKET! It a berry speshul bed with hi sides and is verreh verreh warm and thick and cumfee! She been in it almos constantlee since I bout it yesterday…like a fedder bed for her. I is so happee!
is good time uv yeer fur speshal, warm, cozy luv bukkit. ur kitteh is v lucky.
kathleen joo gud kitteh ‘rent – joo kitteh sew vry happee n dat makez joo full ob WIN!
tanks, u guyz!
Dont let lolrus fynd owt!!!
lolrus, ware u bee? Ai has a wunnerful LUV BUCKET from “Tar-jai” fur yuus!
I awlwayz bot da speshul cumfee bes fur ma kittehs, but dey NO WANT!!
Eever sleep in bed wif me, on da cowch, on ma lap, in da windo, on ma loom (kitteh hammok!), in ma croshaying, or sprawld on da floor…. Nebber wanted da cushee cumfee beds
B!-
Did u putz dem IN dee stuffz u bot?
Cuz mah theeree is u has to ignore it affer u layz it down fer dem. If u triez to putz dem in it, wai, doze widdo debbils will fite and run an bunnee kick and Gd noes whut! Dey not abowt to letz u putz dem nowhares!
But if u innocentlee layz it DOWn, an den DEY discuvvers it, dat meens dey haz stolun it an taken it awai frum teh hyuman!
Also u cud trai putting teh catnip in it. Usually werks fur me.
ising iz best part ov kaek
u noe dats troo…:D
he missus his wife an his kitten baybees
an his plushee awffice witt de catmipps buffett
an de maowse hunts witt his odder buddies
an pesterin de german sheppard down de hall
from his swank appartmint witt de multi lebbel
catnap pltatfoarms….
butt alas….
de oranj wons are juz too juz hard to kwit
*wype teer…dat waz bootiful*
aaaaaaaaaahwwwwwww
thx !
I kan haz innervenshun?
“Lemme tell u secrit…”
“That not mai ear!”
dats nott mai feengr eether! O_O
Not dats deres anytheeng rong wit that!
How it all starts: Woopsie, you missed a spot, here let me get that for you.
How it all ends: WHOINTEHHELLSHREDDIDTEHDRAIPSANNOKKEDALLTEHPLNTSOBER????
TOHS DAM KATS!!!
the orange ones may be poison but they are also too lazy to wash.
my orange kitty makes the tortie wash his face. keeps banging his face into hers until she just gives in and does it.
kinda like that bunny link that was posted a few pics back.
of course my tortie is too sweet to bite – but maybe she should.
teach the orange one to mind his own business.
headbutts are a gesture of affection and scent marking to say, I love you, you’re mine! Teh oranj kitteh lubs teh Calico vry mush. Teh Calico mus like teh oraj kitteh to, udderwise she smack teh oranj wun up sida teh head hisses an runz way! …. Kitteh kommunicshuns iz lyke taht..
yes, this i know, but he has a hard head! and when she wants to sleep is not time for the bath. he is a greedy pig!
all four of my kitties do the head butt. and they stuff their head under my hands while i type on keyboard. (i wont let them type no matter how much they beg.)
i have experimented with the kittie kisses too.
not the human lips to kitty or the kitty raspy tongue to human (tho i kiss my cats and they taste me)but the eyeblinkie kind. the nature kind.
works a treat!
We does da eyeblinks at r haus so mutch dat da peeps does dem to dere hoomin frens too. Also we finds dat da liddle peeps, only 5,6,7 yeers wil eyeblink bac!
mai tortee iz bad kittun. bytes and bytes and bytes. no ornj ones heer but i haz a creem tabbee wif flayme poynts.
iz me, or iz too menny brokebak jokes heer? i iz tired of ‘cant kwit yu’ capshuns.
iz oktober can be BLAK CAT APPRECEEASHUN MUNTH?
Wud be gud. Blak kittehz (mai kyoot liddle Fiona is blak – sumtiems we sees nothin but ayez) do needs a trebewt to offset teh “crossing the path” supper. . .souprsta. . .belief – butt oranj and blak kittehs gud, too. Speshul Haloween colors at leest.
alwayz appreciate all kitties of all colors!
iz always cat appreciation month!
I lubs blak kittehs. Dey so ellygant and byootiful. I gots a blak goggie, but no kittehs. Mah momma dun liek kittehs. She obvyoosly haz no tayst.
Butt u has lots of frenz with kittehs, rite? So u can get ur kitteh fix reularlee?
Heath Ledgr kitteh has a flavr.
Sad for no more Heathledger. He was good guy.
Orangie wun iz Charlie, Black wun iz Sockies. Dey is bff in luv.
Hai Becca – and thankz fur sharing yur charming kittehs with us. Can u tell us sumthin moar abawt them? liek how awld, how u got them, eny particular kewt things tehy duz? I alwais lieks to get to know the kittehz better, if pawsible.
Sockies? Duz he hav wite bak feet?
Sockies haz oll wite feet! Him tuxeedo kitteh.
Both are rescues. Charlie was two when I got him. He and his litter-mate Norvis had reached their full tom-cat growth before they were rescued and subsequently neutered. I had them for 2 months when Norvis died suddenly. The autopsy showed he had a cardiac birth defect (he was most likely the runt of his littler). Charlie was so close to Norvis that I couldn’t bear thinking of him being by himself. After a short search I found Socks. He and his litter-mates had been rescued by a San Jose couple who were looking to place them. Socks was the same age, about the same size as Charlie and of similar temperament, so we tried a trial run. After hiding under my bed for half a Saturday, Socks decided to be brave and explore the apartment. Charlie didn’t bother him at all. By the end of the day, they were sitting in the cat tree by the window making *gik gik* noises at the birds.
The three of us have been together for two years now. I’m so lucky!
oh *sigh* such a happee storee (ekcept, fur poor liddel Norvis. But even he had a lovelee happee hoam, which is a sweet consolashun). Everywun involved is lukky!
I’ve got a rescue Golden Retriever named Captain. He likes steaks. Tis a funny story sorta….got a sad part but the rest is good. He was a breeding goggie and his owner passed away…and the owners wifey (meanie) kenneled him and threw food at him when she felt like it. Fortunately Captain (that was his name before he was rescued) was rescued by an org outside of Sacramento that takes in GR’s and the like….poor Captain waited 4 months at the rescue cuz nobody wanted a 7 yo GR. We walked in after home visits and whatnot and said “we just want somebody who wants to go home.” They said “Bring out Captain!!!” and it was history there.
We iz a military family. Captain outranks the daddy
When the daddy was gone to Afghanistan last year he kept the mama company and is her bestest friend. When the mama had to fly home to TX for a funeral (the daddy was still overseas) the mama cried all the way to the airport cuz she had to leave her bestest friend at boarding.
I lurve my puppy dog. he’s my baby
And he likes steak, but he’ll take hotdogs, pizzas, and doublecheeseburgers NO ONIONS 
I jsut noticed that you captioned this one, too. This is the best caption I have seen in a long while.
Yez U arr. Awl peeps who hab unkunditionul lub of a ketteh or a goggie be blessed.An teh bunnies an teh birdies an teh muosez ana hamserz an teh ferrets an teh horsees an teh guinnea pigs ana sugar gliders ana igwamas ana teh gekkos an teh gerbils an allteh udders I cant member. I jus wantz to snorglez em all! Praise Cheezus ana Thank U lawd for teh aminals we be blessed with! Ameenz.
ps…Lawd cud U pawssibly sent a litle more a teh moneez to feed dis dam crowd wit? I broked! kthxbai
best lolcat ever! i love this one!!
Brokeback Mountain is a fag movie >:(
u r a bad perzon.
you are sick
awesomez.
Ur face iz a fag movie!!!! > : (
Dis wun sad nao…
I don’t gets it!
whut a shame he diez so yung.
rip brokbak kitteh
Yes. sad for brokbak kitteh. Specially since he was sick (newmonia). Not like he was stupid. How unfair. He was so talented. RIP
i criez nao. so sad, so yung.
sorry for being teh noobs, but what is “kwit?” i has not seen brokeback mountain, but i cannot find it anywherez!
Teh Ornj onez let me see thru mah hand!
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
“I love those orange ones – they let me see through my hand.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kitten Huffing
I wunderz how deep kiityhole go?