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U stop—no go— no stopgostopgostop…..I tired…..times for nap…….zzzzzzzzzzz
EBBERWUN! We dances teh congo now – and sings. Gayla’s in teh tawp SPOWT, Gayla’s in the tawp SPOWT! *keep dancin and singin til u awt of bref* Puff, puff.
Taht shud waek her up!
(Gayla – i even maed Barney get offa tey keybord fur dis dance!)
Gayla is the “F” word. Whoo Hoo! Teho is soon to be angrie coz iz not him.
Thatz how i unerstans it… jus saying.
u noe, i supsekt dat teh Burgrs be doin sum stuf behien teh seens laytly, in dis regard.
be wear of wot goes on behine the seens!
u noes we luv u, teho. Dun be frade.
uuuughghh itz de dreeddded face-eating seal of doom!!111!!1!
OOOpsss [dat-liek tiepng duhtektedd] :
should be reply later down teh thred
furbaby is a burga? noooes it iz amongst uz!
Gayla’s in teh tawp SPOWT
*mmmph*
Gayla’s in teh tawp SPOWT
*mmmph*
*deep breths, fast hartbeets*
Fast hart beets cors discumfort. Plees b cerfull!
mom n furb are da sillies this morning too
) Dance kookabeara dance…within reasonable limitations….you should kontact ur local vet to check porosity and an areobics instructor for legal advice……just a suggestion…… ROFL
or a vet tek. or a traynd legul profeshunul.
Let me through, I’m a traynd arowbiks vet legal instructor tek professhunal!!!
GM Janet— wish I could has been phunnier but I nawt awake yet. My neighbors upstairs have a leak in their shower…..that is noaw MY problem too–since my celing is falling in frum the water…..so I nawt bery happy right naw… ty fur the highest altitude dance of joy it make me smiles
)
GM Teho
we pokes at u like bebbe from las pic, but only cuz ur loved 
)
*poek* *poek* *poek*
hehehehe
http://www.a0.vox.com/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398a896300003-pi
lol!! [tosses fishee to fuglee seel]
*pokee pokee poke poke*
Teho – you can has menee of dese adorable sweet pikshoors at yur disposal? Butt deep down, u know we luvs you, rite?
pls to see mai replie above, butt iv tu mush trubbel i unerstand
[head hung low in shame]
this a repost? R we runnin out of kettehs?
I have this cense of dayja voo, 2
No you don’t
No you don’t ..
is copikitteh from nuther lolkitteh site
Ai beleeves wees c dis kitteh b4. ai finks ai sed sumfin bowt noes yello lite. Wif ICHC messeded up las nyte, mayB werdpress b ree-grr-jataytin ole piks?
fink ur rite. Hmm
I don c b4!
I thot I seeds awnlee awn teh voating page.
I thinks it wuz on da votin paje durin taht breef tim wen we cud mak comments dere. No?
Yep htis r dupe lolcat verry nais toh. 1 comment said trafek laights fur monorail kitteh … member?
i remember tooz. I commented it wuz krismas kitteh, haz wun red eye wun green eye…. wuz maybe my furst or sekondy comment heer. Iz ok tho, still a pritty kitteh.
TRAFFIK CAT MONITERS UR SHIFTY DRIVINGS
Red light green light!
Advanced green for terns — er — turns.
One two three five seven ten- RED LIGHT!
Terns nomnomnom
zombie kitteh seeks blood
trafic cat is still on teh job – monitering yer shifty drivigs
(thankyou kitteh de medici)
if dey orange i speed up rite?
U best, cuz teh oringe wuns is poyson. Run away, run away1
OMGWTFBBQ!!! A cat wiff a job?? I didn’t noes dat were possibles, at least dat’s what mah kittehs tell me.
Dysfunctional trafficat is giving mixed messages. It’s not a job, it’s a calling.
but then kitteh taks nap an causs lots of axidentz! I has to avoid kitteh lite at all costs! or else will no have car anymoar!
All my kittehz haz had jobbees. Current one is squirreeel inventory control monitor. She jumpes from windew to windew keepin de count on dem. She startz werk at 6am.
dats too urlee fer inventorie controll. kitteh shuld slep in.
and the crowd waits with breathless anticipation for kitty’s dismount.
this is for the gold medal.
if he gets it, the USA will win the kitty gymnastic olympics…..
R/G Kitteh leads up…gud strowng eerial to teh tree qwatrs flip wit spin..ann..OHHH! a paw down!!! OH! OH! Noes! a full on stumble!!
R/G Kitteh stands. sits. liks her azz. an walks awai tail up high.
sports reporter: “R/G kitteh, wah happin wif teh dizmownt?”
R/G kitteh: “Ai ment to doo itz dat wai!”
(Too yrs later, kitteh givs bak medals aftah admitttg to use uv catnip)
Kitteh snoborder poinz out dat katnip iz not a bant substanze
efen tho kittehnip iz liek a drug two kittehs?
((Best way to do lolspeak: SPELL THE WAY THE WORDS SOUND.))
ok trafficat. but ur red litez cameruh iz unconstewshunall. just sayin.
[awed, hushed tone]
…it is the rare Biyeemic Doorcat!
dis koalafied! i saw tis one before.
Doorcat says to ceilin cat “youze not doin yer job! I iz tellin ceilin cat supervizer. I iz gonna take Ur job! (mine dont pay mani chezbrgrs).
Maybe later, I fink i needs sleepytown now, but I willz continu ZZzz, I wills cont zz z z zzzzz. I wi zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Could also be Christmas Cat!
http://www.wannasmile.com
ony if kitteh in da tree
STAWP! GIVE ME CHEEZBURGER!
…or els wut, kitteh? hammrtiem?
doot doo doo doo can’t touch dis…..
When I reads the commint I reeaded it wif the musik in teh bakgruond…
du du du du du du du du …du du du du du du du du
Nao, smak u upside teh hed tiem. Kitteh on tawp of dor perfikly posishunned for slappin stoopie hyoomins ifn tey donut bring cheezburgrs.
Same kitteh before, slightly different caption:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/14/trafic-cat-monitors/#comments
Monorail cat is at teh drivez-in wachin free-dee movee….
Is so realustic, like dey is jumpin off da skreen…
As furr snax, popcorn? pleh! chzzbrgrplz.
GO GET ME CHEEZBURGER!
Oh.. i get it. We’re doing reruns… Bring back bukkake kitty!
Turmanadr kitteh spawts Sara Conner
Yes, Recycled Traffic Light Kitteh is recycled.
When I try to post a link to the old kitteh, ICHC eats it. But take this text — “2007/08/14/trafic-cat-monitors” — and paste it in place of “2007/10/12/traffik-light-cat-iz-on-the-job” in your browser’s address bar right now.
It’ll turn up. WordPress takes a couple of hours to check out hyperlinks.
…unles u is can be teh majik.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/14/trafic-cat-monitors/
“Oooooh,” sighed the boggies, “magic!”
Enybuddy eber read Bored of the Rings?
Frito ftw… er, sorta…
Frito Bugger and Spam Gangree FTW!
I lurvesssess dat series! and of course da hobbit too.
Bilobo stomps his foot in the dark den of the dragon….
LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT!
the dwarves are jarred out their fear induced paralyasis…
an don fergetz goodest ole Dildo Bugger (wellllll sumone hadda sai it…….she sed, turmin seberals differ…..er…diffim…er….mani colurs)
Yes. So was the “happy anniversary” kittehs.
I tried to post the link but WordPress eated it and never hucked it back up.
wokkit wokkit wokkit PLEH
David Bowie Kitteh
Serchin fer life on Marz
Iz dere lief on Marz?
live mouze?!1! whar! gimme!
new and improved door cat now wiff traffic singalz
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!
yez bowie cat but my white kitty? r u in chi town?
Rule #41: It needs more DESU. No exceptions.
a lolfrend hoos handl i fergits gib me dis idear
kitteh wif uh i uv orinj
sirtnly dipinz awn dor hinj
Bing! Bing! Bing! Wm Shakespeare wood be prowd to be relivant in modern age.
He spelld reel gud, too.
wuz probabee D Marie or Gayla34. DM posed teh kwestshun and Gayla34 noo teh answer. An ur idear is – oh – just playne ckyoot! Door hinge! Hoo knoweded? I had alwayz herd tehre WUZ no rhyme fur orange. An aye bleeved!
Red-eye rudukshuns.
Your kamruh no haz it.
Or…
Red-eye reduxshun.
Ur doin it rong.
DESUDESUDESU
okay, i know i must be showing my age here, but whut is DESU please?
its from the anime rozen maiden. one of the characters always says desu at the end of her sentences. the character has one green eye and one red eye.
*nods* I don’t know how or why it’s an Internet Meme, but it is.
The character’s Name is Suiseiseki and she’s awesome, btw.
Essept, esseptessept, Suiseiseki has the eyes the ofer way round! This be Souseiseki cat!
Oh! How did I not notice that. DX
In that case, this isn’t “Desu” Kitteh, it’s “Boku” Kitteh. XD
This traffic lamp post is powered by cheezburgers. It’s quite environment friendly.
But, does it work on Caturday?
red lazer iz teh kill… green iz onlee teh stun
lazr kitteh iz reddy 4 aneething
It ist sad, bubut, teh firstest thing I foughts of when I sawed teh kitteh was, “Souseiseki cat wantses her skiccors!”
I are VASI light kitteh. I works at yer airportz, giving yer planes precision glide slopez.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_Approach_Slope_Indicator
Yeah! fur pylot geek speek
pozzesd kitteh is pozzesd.
Dat’s how herz gotz on tawp uv teh dore.
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
10 PRINT “DESU”
20 GOTO 10
Win.
P.S. I thought this kitty looked familiar.
In after DESU.
Nyoro~n. :3c
This is no traffic light cat! It is a ship captain cat. Boats are required to have a red light on its left side and a green one on its right side. (Port and Starboard respectively.)
Navigator cat knows port from starboard. (port wine (red) left)
Souseiseki Cat. Boku boku
desu cat hates all chibi-humans
omg i must have giggled for like 5minutes when i saw this
…desu
lol
lol great one
Hey.
This kitteh even has port and starboard correct.
DESU. That is all.
disco vershun of teh kitty kat dance…
ZOMG! WTF!
SMOMNFL
Squirting Milk Out My Nose From Laughing!