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lolcat - plz to stop poking now

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Teho

[sigh]
i noes, kitteh. i noes.
[keeps poking]

Tina

lolz - u cants helps it. muscle spazm… of teh fingr

 
 
Tina

ZOMGWTF - I wuz so surpirsd when it turnd an byted! Scurry!

NathanaelB

i feels teh pain of teh animated finga!

 
 
Tarah711

teh lynk iz blokt at mi wurk :( i haz to wayte til igetz hoam…but i noes wut syte it iz and iz teh funee!

 
Aunty-G

Dat Bunneh has wai moar paishuns den NE Kitteh i noes. I haf lng skrazh on mah leg 2 pruv eit.

 
 
SarahD

But if I tuches u on teh whyt part, u is nawt poysin…

Tina

Yesh - dat is only place u can tuch eet

teh oranj ones arnt poysin on ther whyte parts

Tina

…Iz anchient chineese sekret.

 
 
 
SJ

*sneaks in very, very quietly*
*looks around - no sign of Teho*
*slips into tap shoes, grabs hat and cane*
*makes final Teho check - all clear*
*does “furthest from last” dance*
*runs for the hills*

 
 
 
 
jakeradz

dont poke pleez….iz gonna maked me fartz. too much beenz

 
 
'steroid

Stoopy hoomin, can pet, can bellee-rub, can shnorgle, can smoo, an joo wan to pok?

Ivory Bill

u beets i 2 itz, kitteh belleh iz 4 snorglin, nawt fer pokin.

 
 
Zutto

But kitteh is just doghboe fell on floor, iz hairy but still goodz. Five scnd rule

 
Bill Lolgates

… or i eats ur fambly and everybudee u luv

 
LifeLover

Nos! . . . I will NOT pull Ur fenger . . . been there, done that DO NOT WANT!

 
 
Lozateazer

*kitteh sigh* Teh tings I put up wiff….

bubbyscranky

Babeh kitteh will soon grow up to be long suffering kitteh.

 
 
Dani

much teh awesum…. hehehe

 
 
fyrebird

LOL! This is my favorite comment for the picture. :)

 
 
KickahaOta

Poking ill-advised
Vengeance will be taken when
pointy ends mature

floozie

pointy ends allreddy purty effektiv.

hey, wha happend to ICHC site last nite? was missing!

ManfredMom

ai fowt it was me! gud to noes ai not onlee won need bedtyme ICHC fiks!

 
ManfredMom

kitten pointee ends wers den groan-up pointee ends! Dey soopr sharp widdel needels!

dogbotherer

and the orange ones are filled with poison!

 
 
Ivory Bill

dere wuz dns probby last nite. all ficksed now,. menny noo lolkatz.

Ivory Bill

(Breaking out of lolspeak)…

If same thing happens again, you can maybe probably point browser to: 72.232.101.40

see below:

C:\Documents and Settings\ivory_bill>nslookup
Default Server: cns.cmc.co.denver.comcast.net
Address: 68.87.85.98

> icanhascheezburger.com
Server: cns.cmc.co.denver.comcast.net
Address: 68.87.85.98

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: icanhascheezburger.com
Addresses: 72.232.101.40, 72.232.101.42

> wordpress.com
Server: cns.cmc.co.denver.comcast.net
Address: 68.87.85.98

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: wordpress.com
Addresses: 72.232.101.41, 72.232.101.43

Teho

…until & unles dey chaenj hosting agen, or problim is nots wif teh DNS.
dis mabey a niftee tric fr kwikfix, an gud to noe, buts reely is jussa bandayd.

 
 
 
lunarmommy

i thot i borked it cause i startd posting heer teh uver dae. jinxd it. :/

Teho

hek if DAT wuz tru, i wud has splodid ichc meny tiems over.
(an wun or tu othr blawg syets)

 
D Marie

I was in teh middle of a rant at teh tyme, so I think I added to teh jinx. Hit add comment, and everything went white.

 
 
 
 
RushnGreen

Troo — iz bellee buttin!

 
antimony

nao. dat’s okeh. poosh teh buttin sum moars an poyntee ens go ups. u go tru seeling - iz bettar den elavater!

 
 
Lucy

STOP! Uz pushin da “delete” button. 1 mor time an i vanis…vanil…vain…distappears!

 
Ana Pires

Just one more poke plz, too cute to stop :3

 
Dani

Plz to be gettin fingr off belley buttin…. kthnx

stoopy hoomin…

 
lizajayne

you can not to have my har balz!

 
lourdesmont

I R not pokyn … I iz jes pointin’ out haow kyooet chur belly iz …

…snorgle…snorgle…snorgle…

 
Gab

this is soooooo KOOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Theresa

Theo, this one is clearly directed at you.

 
 
Nash

Stop poking me!
What do I look like, an Orc?

 
dogbotherer

my tummy is full and you wish to mash on it??
it might come out - uh - both ends.

go ahead. keep pressing your luck. it might run out!

antimony

i likes tihs comint! verrah sly.

 
 
lufflaff

turnabout iz fiar play kitteh! my kitteh (who ways bout 13lbs and haz iddle teeny feetsies) likes to stand on mah belleh affer I eat and march! we say she helpin’ us digest

 
Paula

I think I love that kitty. It must be his eyes. Or his face……Or his nose………or the color of his fur……..or his everything.

ManfredMom

or himz kyoot pokee belleh! Gots to rap hed in towel nao befor it goes …..

*SPLORT*

OOPS, too layt! Cleen up on ayel twee!

 
 
Melissa

*siiiigh*
Cuteniss
Iz teh blessin and teh burdinz.

 
RushnGreen

Mus poak — I iz teh Poaky-mon.

 
 
 
 
Gryphon

Wait… u r not a preest. Y you touch mee there? [/so going to hell]

diva

Why u go 2 hell 4 tellin da troo? If anytin, bad preestes wut abused der atoritee b da wunz goin 2 hell.