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Or I eetz ur face.
[sigh]
i noes, kitteh. i noes.
[keeps poking]
lolz – u cants helps it. muscle spazm… of teh fingr
or this will happen
http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
( keep poking )
ZOMGWTF – I wuz so surpirsd when it turnd an byted! Scurry!
i feels teh pain of teh animated finga!
teh lynk iz blokt at mi wurk
i haz to wayte til igetz hoam…but i noes wut syte it iz and iz teh funee!
Dat Bunneh has wai moar paishuns den NE Kitteh i noes. I haf lng skrazh on mah leg 2 pruv eit.
But if I tuches u on teh whyt part, u is nawt poysin…
Yesh – dat is only place u can tuch eet
teh oranj ones arnt poysin on ther whyte parts
…Iz anchient chineese sekret.
*sneaks in very, very quietly*
*looks around – no sign of Teho*
*slips into tap shoes, grabs hat and cane*
*makes final Teho check – all clear*
*does “furthest from last” dance*
*runs for the hills*
geeeenyous!
teh hilz has aiez.
dont poke pleez….iz gonna maked me fartz. too much beenz
HAZ TO PEE!!!!
Stoopy hoomin, can pet, can bellee-rub, can shnorgle, can smoo, an joo wan to pok?
u beets i 2 itz, kitteh belleh iz 4 snorglin, nawt fer pokin.
But kitteh is just doghboe fell on floor, iz hairy but still goodz. Five scnd rule
… or i eats ur fambly and everybudee u luv
Nos! . . . I will NOT pull Ur fenger . . . been there, done that DO NOT WANT!
lmao xD
*kitteh sigh* Teh tings I put up wiff….
Babeh kitteh will soon grow up to be long suffering kitteh.
pilzberry d’ohcat iz not amuzed
much teh awesum…. hehehe
Tee hee!
LOL! This is my favorite comment for the picture.
Poking ill-advised
Vengeance will be taken when
pointy ends mature
pointy ends allreddy purty effektiv.
hey, wha happend to ICHC site last nite? was missing!
ai fowt it was me! gud to noes ai not onlee won need bedtyme ICHC fiks!
kitten pointee ends wers den groan-up pointee ends! Dey soopr sharp widdel needels!
and the orange ones are filled with poison!
dere wuz dns probby last nite. all ficksed now,. menny noo lolkatz.
(Breaking out of lolspeak)…
If same thing happens again, you can maybe probably point browser to: 72.232.101.40
see below:
C:\Documents and Settings\ivory_bill>nslookup
Default Server: cns.cmc.co.denver.comcast.net
Address: 68.87.85.98
> icanhascheezburger.com
Server: cns.cmc.co.denver.comcast.net
Address: 68.87.85.98
Non-authoritative answer:
Name: icanhascheezburger.com
Addresses: 72.232.101.40, 72.232.101.42
> wordpress.com
Server: cns.cmc.co.denver.comcast.net
Address: 68.87.85.98
Non-authoritative answer:
Name: wordpress.com
Addresses: 72.232.101.41, 72.232.101.43
…until & unles dey chaenj hosting agen, or problim is nots wif teh DNS.
dis mabey a niftee tric fr kwikfix, an gud to noe, buts reely is jussa bandayd.
i thot i borked it cause i startd posting heer teh uver dae. jinxd it. :/
hek if DAT wuz tru, i wud has splodid ichc meny tiems over.
(an wun or tu othr blawg syets)
I was in teh middle of a rant at teh tyme, so I think I added to teh jinx. Hit add comment, and everything went white.
I r not elavater buttin
Troo — iz bellee buttin!
nao. dat’s okeh. poosh teh buttin sum moars an poyntee ens go ups. u go tru seeling – iz bettar den elavater!
STOP! Uz pushin da “delete” button. 1 mor time an i vanis…vanil…vain…distappears!
Just one more poke plz, too cute to stop :3
Plz to be gettin fingr off belley buttin…. kthnx
stoopy hoomin…
you can not to have my har balz!
I R not pokyn … I iz jes pointin’ out haow kyooet chur belly iz …
…snorgle…snorgle…snorgle…
this is soooooo KOOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Theo, this one is clearly directed at you.
i noes.
[keeps poking]
Stop poking me!
What do I look like, an Orc?
my tummy is full and you wish to mash on it??
it might come out – uh – both ends.
go ahead. keep pressing your luck. it might run out!
i likes tihs comint! verrah sly.
turnabout iz fiar play kitteh! my kitteh (who ways bout 13lbs and haz iddle teeny feetsies) likes to stand on mah belleh affer I eat and march! we say she helpin’ us digest
I think I love that kitty. It must be his eyes. Or his face……Or his nose………or the color of his fur……..or his everything.
or himz kyoot pokee belleh! Gots to rap hed in towel nao befor it goes …..
*SPLORT*
OOPS, too layt! Cleen up on ayel twee!
*siiiigh*
Cuteniss
Iz teh blessin and teh burdinz.
Mus poak — I iz teh Poaky-mon.
Bad tuch! I needz an ahdohlt!
WIN!
Miz speshal spot iz lower
u think ur real funny dont u
Wait… u r not a preest. Y you touch mee there? [/so going to hell]
Why u go 2 hell 4 tellin da troo? If anytin, bad preestes wut abused der atoritee b da wunz goin 2 hell.
Mommeh said I not letz stranger tuch meh in mai speshul place. U stop naow k?
It kan be shnorgle tiem naow?
its can be snorgltiem RIET NAOW, M**********R!!!
booyah
NEtiem be snorgletiem!
U has reset kitteh
Kitteh pripaer to restart
kitteh need “pokes meh an’ die” t-shirt
This kitty no likes Facebook, noooooo…..
wantz to snorgle teh whyte belleh (so i noe diez of teh poysin frum teh orynge prts).!!
I am not the pillsbury dough boy!
Iz secksual harrazment ‘n’ I dun hav take it!
Hunee, not nowz…. u parentz is watchin….
Pokes me agan lady and I pees in ur shoo!
2 kyoot! Sry kitteh, must poke, snorgle and lub. it be curse 2 be kyoot.
i wudden be pokin dat kitteh. i wud be cuvverin him wif SCHMOOOOOS. big, noisy, smacky kissez. dats whut da kittehs iz fur: catchin kissez right on da schmuzzles.
handz in bad placez!
hanz! hanz in new playcez!
Kitteh: Oww.
(Poke)
Kitteh: Oww. Staaaahp.
(Poke)
Kitteh: Kwit it, reely!
(Poke poke poke)
Kitteh: Awrite, I’ma c u owtside!
I can has the original photo without caption?