oh noez
mah mortgage dun readjusted
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Awwwww. Por Kitteh - I will giv u a home wif many snorgles
Kongrats on been ferst!
Mah FUR-owed aibrows cannot bee more furrowed. Whut for duz dis lubblee persun hab onlee 2 cheezeburgers showin? Dis is not teh wurk uff a stoopy troll…14 voted. Pleeze sumwun explain to mee wut is goin on heer.
*sigh* She sed teh “f” werd…sum peepuls r allergic, i gess.
Butt SHE can say it. Awnlee wun hoo cannot is Anne. She is teh wun under teh pressure to be clefur - teh rest of us may rejoyce with teh grate comment - or low burger it if we deem it layme (”oh, how cute” is at best a 2 burger). We kin go yea, or dance, or sing - indeed, I think we shud. Is an amaying feat to be gud at a premier comment. I has dun it twice, and wuz nawt terriblee pleezed with teh result!
At leest - this is how I thinkz it shud be.
Absolutlee rite, JanetCH4K….dat’s wai I wuz so appalled….I tot congratulatin teh firstee wuz ok, so I wuz berry shocked. And also I onlee sees Carrie’s name today for furst time and I think, DANG, dat’s cold for a new visitor, if she indeed is.
Jus to interjects, Anne can say furst, or anyfing else she wants, it is just not very clever. What Anne wrote is teh cute and clever. Last times I checked we could sez what we wants, and lets the burgers rate as they may. Sry, but dat is jus my opinion.
Veruh good point well made, bubbyscranky, and also I tink Janet didn’t meen it qkite dat riguruslee but more looslee speeking.
Boy, I weery of dis furstee bizness, donchall 2?
Oh, yeah. I iz wewwy wewwy weery.
I is weery of teh furstee biz too, Kathleen. Sorry to u Janet, I is not attackin you personally, it just all teh furstee rants and pions in general. Peas not be finkin I was aiming my pions at u.
Kathleen is correct, Bubbyscranky. Whut I ment, as I’m shur moast understood, as I have sayed it so meny tiems, is taht Anne is teh ownlee wun who can’t say it without expecting to get teh low burgers. Of coarse she CAN say it - but wai wud she want to? Enywun else shud be able to say it without low-burger penalty becuz tehy is nawt under eny pressure whatsoever to maek a gud comment.
I’m nawt maeking this up - i wuz just originally explaining to a new person why tehy got the low burgerz so tehy understood whut wuz happenin and didn’t need to haz teh hurt feelins (as sumwun didi, if u remember. I nawt be teh purrson givin teh low burgers
pls splane to this stoopy hoomin howz to gibs burgers. Wantz to gib lots, but nots no hao. ktksbai.
Is easy - butt I guess nawt so obvious! U sees teh fiev burgers rite after ur nayme? Burger awn left is 1 burger - burger on right is 5 burgers. Just click awn which burger u want. (middle burgers r 2, 3 & 4, of coarase) I glad to heer u wants to give lots of burgers!
yeah, mee too! lubs teh maneh burgur gibben peepuls like mee!
Oh, yeah..I noe gibs low burgurs too teh peepuls who say furst, either. I just not vote at all. I think to gib only wun burger is more pointed than not voting.
I only gibs dem low burgers to peepuls hoo say meen stuffs. Like “drown teh kitteh”—-remember dat wun?? Dat wuz obbveeuslee verree meen.
I understood eberyfing u ment teh furst time Janet. Thanks for clarifying agin. Perhaps u dint see teh part of my commint when I seds I was not aiming my comment at u personally. BTW, I is not a noob, I gets it.
Sorry Janet, pls disregard dis comment, is too harsh sounding.
Ai feels so sad. I not see more messages from Carrie. Pleeze post Carrie. I hopes yu not new an seed teh bad votez and leeves us sad tinkin we are meen!
Yeh, I noe I am obberlee sensutive-LOL! I cants help it. I wunts ebberywun to hab teh warm snugglees an feel welcum.
affer all dis she prolly tinks wee cwazy, an she prolly bee rite. ;/
agrees.
kitties should not worry about the mortgage.
only the toys and loving and kibbles.
??? Home wif kitteh snorgles - dey come standard or striklee custom-ordure? WANT!!
BYOK Bringz yur own kitteh!
teh moargage, an awl teh bebehs wif teh pryvat skoolin, an ah gotz dis paynein mah lef paws.
Iz enuf 2 maek a kitteh turn 2 teh Nip!
Kitteh tayks stock of billz, mortgage, cheatn wyfe and rillizes he is teh FAIL.
an hiz truck broak doan, hiz dawg runned awai, he haz a hoal in himz shoo, he runned outa chawing tabakky. He otta rite a kuntree song.
i be drunk teh day mai movver got outta prison
an i goes to pik her up in teh rain
but afore i koud get to teh stayshun in mai pikkup truk
she got runned ovver by a dammed old train
FTW!!!!
yoo doan hafs tu kall me darlun, darlun!
yoo nebber evun kalls me bai my namz.
HA! yew are tew funni!
*snork*!! WIN!1
Den he playz song bakwerdz -
An gets wife bak, gets dawg bak, truk strts rnnin, he windzez lttry, byz noo howse an noo shooz… an momma com bak 2 life.
YAYYY!!! I LUBS DIS WIN!! U GETZ IT ALL BAK, KITTEH, AN NO HARTAKE!!
Ahem. I beez a little EMO. LOL
oh how i lub da dabid allen cat
This video even has a kitteh in it! For those of you who aren’t familiar with David Allen Coe. He wrote many of the country songs that others became famous for. Strangely, the song most associated with him was written by Steve Goodman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEo8poVlQrM
Yoo dun haff to call me Darrlin, Darrlin!!!!
George Joneseses FTW!!
Arg, yoo rite, iz Dabid Alin Ko, ma memureez iz da fayl…
and nao ah wil HAAOOWWWL it in yer yard. awl. nite. lawng.
tayke dat cheetin wyfe!
go ‘head - thro dat shoo! Ah gots a hole in myne - ah kud use it!
favit kuntree song: “Yore wife is cheatn on us agin”
Fayvrit title: “Git yoor tung owta ma mouf, Ah’m trying to tell yoo good bye!”
Ah styl mis ma man butt mah aim iz gettin betr
Daisy - pleeze - whut song is taht frum and hoo sings it? I’m nawt awl taht familiar with (or fond of) *ducks teh stones and runs awai* teh counree mewsik, butt ai offen finds the lyrix totallee charmin!
mee needer JCH4K, but I alwayz lubbed Kris Kristoffersun. He is bery brillyunt and has berry inurestin songs frum 70s.(He wuZ gunna bee Rodes skolar long time ago, I tink. veree smart AND deep man.)
His album Me and Bobby McGee wurth checkin intoo.
drawp kik mee Jeebus frew teh gohlpostes ub life!
…an teh paymnents on teh hummr…
OHHhhh Lawd…..
Tell teh chirrens dere allowince has to bees reajustid.
I go gitz sekind jawb noaw.
PLEH!!!
lmao - you sayd ”chirruns”
yes…I liked teh “chirruns”
To dikshunary plz, wat meens mortgage? ^-^
Mort - meenin Death, an gage - meenin how much yoo can bear. Mortgage is payin as much as yoo kin bear fur a howse until yoo die.
No, reely, is pronownst “more-gij”. It means hows paymints. Mennee peepull coopd onlee afford a howse if dey got adjustabull rate morgijes. De rayt gits adjustid up, da howse paymint gos up! Cood be as much as $400. An peepull got dese loans becuz dey were de moas affordabull….
We hasn’t bot a howse yet, but I seen sum dat de prices dropt 50% frum whut dey wuz 2 yeers ago! Sumday….
yasbut nao nobuddy can get a mortgage …
Eyes nvr finnish tesis! noes grajuating coleje pour mes.
taht iz hao i feelz rite nao.
eyes been theres.
rebembers: ansers nowt n nodders book. ansers n hed. tranzfur ansers n hed 2 ansers on papurz.
try teh secks year plan…
>^.^<
yu still maynot finish, but yu’ll have teh funns!
secks year plan ?
What iz dis ?
I can has plan ?
*snort* Urgh…i wented to gradiated skools…was teh 7 yeer plan. was sebben yeers of dis here kitteh’s pane–in front of compooter, in teh liberry, in teh aviser’s office…
Onlee diffrinse…kitteh haz teh much nicer furnichurs.
d00d, try ten. i gradooated wif 172 credits. LOL
n my degree iz utterly useless!!! ha
and nao i werk in mortgage bizniz. for realz.
d’yu kno dat cuntree sawng dey’s singin abuv?
yu can has amerrycat ilol
u da wun whut dun readjustid kitteh’s mortgage???
oh noze!!
OK Chewly, now mai curiousitee is peeked. Whut is this mayjer with teh meny creditz taht is so udderlee useless?
(Also - pleeze tell us it wuzn’t u hoo readjusted dis kyootest of kitteh” morgaje. Iteehbitteh and I r conserneded!)
nooo! i dint do it! i wooda gived teh kitteh teh howse fer free!
but yah collij… i chaynjed my major five times. started wif biology and wound my way to a english degree, creeaytiv writing. dis lolspeak is hard fer me sumtimes, cuz it hurtz my eyes n my brayn to spell stuff rong, but iz fun. so yah, teh 172 credits iznt all in teh same feeld, tehy iz spred owt ovvar a lot uv stuff.
chewly, i has degrees in jermun. u wanna talk bout havin nuffin to do wif whut i is doin nao??? i also did da E S L, but dint finish da dissr - desserta - dat loooooooong papur.
Flossofee mager - hous dat?