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INVISTIBLE ORKESTRUHHH!!!


lolcat - INVISTIBLE ORKESTRUHHH!!!

photo: ICHC
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  1. Miz Kitteh says:

    Kitteh sharpens teef for sneeky attacks

  2. Missy says:

    Do not temp me with foooolish toys, human….hmmm….well this is interestin’….hmmmm…..wat you gots fur me here…hmmmm…..

  3. ManfredMom says:

    Lawrins Welk kitteh sais: Enna won, enna too …

    *cue shampayn muzik n bubbel masheen*

    • ManfredMom says:

      Fank God der B repeets on PBS or ai B showin mai ayj!! ;-)

      • LuvBJones says:

        Our PBS Lawrins Welk is sponsird bai Fairmount Mortuary. Maeks me worrey about teh targit awdiense!

        • ManfredMom says:

          Dons worree bowt targit awdyens – ifn dey nots in heben now, dey will B soon!

          ‘scuse mai irreverens fur teh older fokses. ai hab to laff or mai doodies as caretaker will gets me down. Lost 97 yr ol aunt dis yr, Dad is 93 & Mom is 91. I lern to laff at def from dem twee.

          • LuvBJones says:

            Is tru! Mai octogermarian fren alway sed “Doan git old if u kin avoids it.” I tink PBS shud sah “git $10 off ifs u menshin dis ad!”

            • ManfredMom says:

              $10??? U noes hao muches monees funeral costes nao??? $10 noes getz u moar den pedel owfa teh rosee flowr!! MayB moar lyk $1000!! So ai finks Luv purgots to adz a cuppel zyeroz! :)

          • cSmall says:

            ah think tehy twt yu reel gud! cuz yu maeks me laffs 2

          • Patrick says:

            Ur onlee as old as u ak. N ovver wurdz…don ak ur ayj.

            • BonzoGal says:

              Duz dat meen iz k 4 me 2 ak mai shoo size aftur awl??? ;)

            • B! says:

              Shoor!

              Wen we went to dindins fur ma frenz burfday, we wuz awl settin der, an I wuz bein sillee de way I am, an I realizd dat, even wif her 13 yr old dawter der, I wus de yungest at de taybull. Much laffter wen I shayrd dat thot tho! We’s happee peepull!

            • princess mu says:

              ya daon get wize frum sittin still
              it taeks a brane to git over dat hill.

              “whi mi” iz onlee haff da question
              tu luv n learn iz da reel leson

              da longur it taeks to see the light
              da morez da chanc ov gitin it rite

              der is nutin n nature dat donut chainge
              taek da chanch tu improve ur range

              tho itz nawght easie, iz de onlee wai
              tu maek u betur an hav more tu sai

          • doctorcat says:

            Mah dad is 93 too. He sez gettin old is hard but it beets teh altern. . .allturn. . .teh odder opshun.

    • LuvBJones says:

      Sissy ahn Bobby, ladehs ahn gentlmehn, tahnk u tahnk u tahnk u

    • JAJEH says:

      Ai tin kitteh luks laik Leonard Bernstein cunducking.

    • bubbyscranky says:

      Ah memwees. Always hads to watch Lawrins Welk at my grandparints house.

  4. Patrick says:

    LEOpold StaCATski condux orkistra fur PAWvarotee

  5. LuvBJones says:

    MAHLERFEST ROCKS!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!

  6. Kerlyssa says:

    Wingardium Leviosa!

  7. whiskers says:

    nastee site was eatin mai comments yesterday. lets see if is better today…

    kitteh: an nao plz join me in yowling “hallo caturday!”

  8. Antoinette says:

    Hay, maistroh!

  9. lojodi says:

    Mai local papr had articl bout funee Kat sites. Ai chekz out ICHC, an made me laff so hard, Diyt Dr. Pepr comes out mai noz. Peepl heer zo funee an smart. Mai teen dotr finks Momz got erlee onset Alzhimer’s cuz ai laff so much ai cries. Ai haz to katz. One bootiful DLH, an a 16 1/2 pownd diabetic DSH wich steelz bagz of marshmallows if Ai dont clos drawr all the wai. Not gud for diabetush. Ai hopez Ai did ok on the spelin.

  10. carololz says:

    Pleze tern yr atenshunz 2 teh tip uv mah intrestin wisker.

  11. dogbotherer says:

    yummo!!
    rat-on-a-stick!

  12. Valeria says:

    Tied stringz around mai loose tooth? Do not want!

  13. karen says:

    dun u jes hayt 2 get a lil peece uv toona stuk in ur teef?

  14. ronniecat says:

    Kitteh even has teh wite collar and tails… er – tail…

  15. Eleanor says:

    Zuben Mehta Kitteh!

  16. Paul says:

    Enjoying Rossini’s ‘Cat’s Duet’

  17. Ivory Bill says:

    kitteh sez sumbuddy tole i dat iffen i pulz dis streeng, i gets cheezburger. whar my cheezburger? toonie fish or crabby kake beez okeh 2.

  18. Melissa says:

    SHHHHH!

    I CAINT HEER TEH MOOSIK IN MAH HED!!!!
    I’Z TRYIN TO CONDUKT TEH MOOSIK IN MAH HED!!!!

    *shakin hed at kitteh*

  19. gayla34 says:

    DA DA DA DUUNN

    DA DA DA DUNNN

    condoctor kitteh is conductin syfone for his hoomins plzur

  20. I_Am_Not_Here says:

    Conduktin mooziks bai Johann SeCLAWstian Bach, Gustav MEOWler, and Hector PURRlioz.

  21. D.R says:

    Kitteh: Who playin tonite?

    Frend: Yo-Yo Ma.

    Kitteh: Yo-Yo Ma too, joik!

  22. Pittypat says:

    benjamin frankitteh diskobbers licktricity zdzdzdzt.

  23. Patrick says:

    I has a toofpik…

    Toofpik mai b 2 beeg 4 mah teefs.

  24. Theresa says:

    Fritz Reiner kitteh sez “your fired.” :P

  25. Gryphon says:

    I are Beethoven kitteh. I no has opposable thumbs. I can hears, tho.

  26. JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A LINE! GET IN THE CAR!

  27. greasycat says:

    Ceiling kitteh dropped hiz string, minez now! not be giving baack wibout fight

  28. SJ says:

    Kitteh is distressd bai teh sensliss violins

  29. Lucy says:

    AHHH! Uz sting sexshun driben me nuts. I smaks u wf mai baton!

  30. Patrick says:

    “hello mah bebeh hello mah honee hello mah ragtym gal!”

    *hoomin luks at kitteh, shockd*

    *kitteh sits dere, lickin himz harblz*

    *hoomin luks bak at puter, shakin hedz. Mus b imajinins tings*

    “Evrybodee do teh Michgan Rag! Evrybodee lurvz teh Michgan Rag!”"

    *hoomin luks bak at kitteh*

    *kitteh meows*

    *hoomin luks away agin*

    “Im jus wyld bout Harry and Harry’s wyld bout meh”

    *hoomin luks agin, decidz himz loosin mynd*

  31. Nika (da reel one) says:

    Conductor kitteh iz feelin da musik.

  32. taychu says:

    IZ SO KUTE!

  33. DARK RAVEN says:

    ERPH


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