INVISTIBLE ORKESTRUHHH!!!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Kitteh sharpens teef for sneeky attacks
You gots fursts wit flossy comment - yeah!
D’oh! Two f-words!! OMG!!!
Do not temp me with foooolish toys, human….hmmm….well this is interestin’….hmmmm…..wat you gots fur me here…hmmmm…..
Lawrins Welk kitteh sais: Enna won, enna too …
*cue shampayn muzik n bubbel masheen*
Fank God der B repeets on PBS or ai B showin mai ayj!!
Our PBS Lawrins Welk is sponsird bai Fairmount Mortuary. Maeks me worrey about teh targit awdiense!
Dons worree bowt targit awdyens - ifn dey nots in heben now, dey will B soon!
’scuse mai irreverens fur teh older fokses. ai hab to laff or mai doodies as caretaker will gets me down. Lost 97 yr ol aunt dis yr, Dad is 93 & Mom is 91. I lern to laff at def from dem twee.
Is tru! Mai octogermarian fren alway sed “Doan git old if u kin avoids it.” I tink PBS shud sah “git $10 off ifs u menshin dis ad!”
$10??? U noes hao muches monees funeral costes nao??? $10 noes getz u moar den pedel owfa teh rosee flowr!! MayB moar lyk $1000!! So ai finks Luv purgots to adz a cuppel zyeroz!
ah think tehy twt yu reel gud! cuz yu maeks me laffs 2
Fankoo
Ur onlee as old as u ak. N ovver wurdz…don ak ur ayj.
Duz dat meen iz k 4 me 2 ak mai shoo size aftur awl???
Shoor!
Wen we went to dindins fur ma frenz burfday, we wuz awl settin der, an I wuz bein sillee de way I am, an I realizd dat, even wif her 13 yr old dawter der, I wus de yungest at de taybull. Much laffter wen I shayrd dat thot tho! We’s happee peepull!
ya daon get wize frum sittin still
it taeks a brane to git over dat hill.
“whi mi” iz onlee haff da question
tu luv n learn iz da reel leson
da longur it taeks to see the light
da morez da chanc ov gitin it rite
der is nutin n nature dat donut chainge
taek da chanch tu improve ur range
tho itz nawght easie, iz de onlee wai
tu maek u betur an hav more tu sai
Mah dad is 93 too. He sez gettin old is hard but it beets teh altern. . .allturn. . .teh odder opshun.
Sissy ahn Bobby, ladehs ahn gentlmehn, tahnk u tahnk u tahnk u
Ai tin kitteh luks laik Leonard Bernstein cunducking.
Ah memwees. Always hads to watch Lawrins Welk at my grandparints house.
LEOpold StaCATski condux orkistra fur PAWvarotee
Makin byootifull muzik togefer for ebbeybody ober teh bridj!
noes! StaCATski condux teh “Magnificat”!
XLNT. Cud also be Arpurro Toscatnini, Ricatrdo Mewti, or Purrrbert von Katrajan.
Plz note teh white glubs — dis be teh old-style formal conductin.
Kitteh lookin 4 mewsishuns who kin karry a tuna (and teh bigger, teh better)
Noes: is Mewrin Alsop and teh Baltimew Symphoony ArKATstra
“Leopold!!1!”
Wuz nawt until i was in mah urlee twenties taht i unnerstood dat refrinz frum teh Looney Toons.
miz caturwauling . . . er singings teechur alvays theated uz wiz holdings her handz up til we wur al bluez!
WEOPOLD!! WEOPOLD!!
(Hubbee an I still do dat wen de cundukter walks on stayj at de Holeeweerd Bowl!!)
MAHLERFEST ROCKS!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!
Wingardium Leviosa!
ohman, i wished id thot of that. i feel so stoopy. hp refrenc ftw.
Accio Caturday!
assyo wut?
Accio Cheezburger!!!
gahzoontite!
Sowee Pittypat!! Stoopy me no scroll daown far enuff!
Bleshoo!!
A wand? R U a kitteh or wat?
Oh yah!
nastee site was eatin mai comments yesterday. lets see if is better today…
kitteh: an nao plz join me in yowling “hallo caturday!”
wat key dat b in? NE patikult mellodee?
oops, manfred hitz “T” key nots teh “r” in “patkulr”
itz in maio flat. (sry, ment sharp. caus kittehs pointy ends r sharp.)
wif teh melodi of teh ally cat song.+
cauwz ah got kaut strut an ah got cat stile…
Hay, maistroh!
maistroh spinz teh tastee beetz!
Mai local papr had articl bout funee Kat sites. Ai chekz out ICHC, an made me laff so hard, Diyt Dr. Pepr comes out mai noz. Peepl heer zo funee an smart. Mai teen dotr finks Momz got erlee onset Alzhimer’s cuz ai laff so much ai cries. Ai haz to katz. One bootiful DLH, an a 16 1/2 pownd diabetic DSH wich steelz bagz of marshmallows if Ai dont clos drawr all the wai. Not gud for diabetush. Ai hopez Ai did ok on the spelin.
U did reel gud! Welkum!
Yay, welcomes! An u is real flooint in the lolcats, gud werks!!
Fanks! Ai ben praktisin.
Yikes! On hoo?
WELL HELLO!! An welkomes to R commints bord!!!
happi helo knu lol fren
Welcum! U dids bery gud on LoLspeek!
Manfred dyabetiks 2! hims B dsh too - strypedee in bwown wid mittins n buutsez in wyte n kyoots pinkee nose! himz bin on insulin fur bowt awmost 3 yrs n iz doin beree wellz. Hopez ur kitteh is doin as gud as Manfred!
Oops furgots to offer r new gest paypr towl to cleens her dyet dr peppr offn pyooter.
*hands lojodi paper towel n windex*
ur nyce an amoosin
U guys r zo nyce. Ai feelz awl warm and fuzzee inside. (Iz gud thing?) Benji iz doin wel. 6 units of enzulin twyc a dai. Beree spensiv free kittah. Wen he purrs tho, maks me forgets awl abot the monee.
lojodi laffed so hard Dr. Pepr comed out of her noze but she wuz drinkin’ Sprite. Behold: teh power of ICHC.
ROFLMAO!!!!
R00lz foar teh lolspeek…
DERE R NO ROOLZ!!! :o>
As lawng as kin reedz it, an nawt gitz a heddy.
yesh, u is a nacheral!
Pleze tern yr atenshunz 2 teh tip uv mah intrestin wisker.
Can’t… stawp… lukkin at kitteh’s… interestin wisker… (zombee stayr)
yummo!!
rat-on-a-stick!
Oh, pleh!
Byz frm Cut-me-own-throat Dibble?
Yes! Milleneeyum hand an shrimps!