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INVISTIBLE ORKESTRUHHH!!!

lolcat - INVISTIBLE ORKESTRUHHH!!!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Miz Kitteh

Kitteh sharpens teef for sneeky attacks

Missy

You gots fursts wit flossy comment - yeah!

Flartus

D’oh! Two f-words!! OMG!!!

 
 
 
Missy

Do not temp me with foooolish toys, human….hmmm….well this is interestin’….hmmmm…..wat you gots fur me here…hmmmm…..

 
ManfredMom

Lawrins Welk kitteh sais: Enna won, enna too …

*cue shampayn muzik n bubbel masheen*

ManfredMom

Fank God der B repeets on PBS or ai B showin mai ayj!!
;-)

LuvBJones

Our PBS Lawrins Welk is sponsird bai Fairmount Mortuary. Maeks me worrey about teh targit awdiense!

ManfredMom

Dons worree bowt targit awdyens - ifn dey nots in heben now, dey will B soon!

’scuse mai irreverens fur teh older fokses. ai hab to laff or mai doodies as caretaker will gets me down. Lost 97 yr ol aunt dis yr, Dad is 93 & Mom is 91. I lern to laff at def from dem twee.

LuvBJones

Is tru! Mai octogermarian fren alway sed “Doan git old if u kin avoids it.” I tink PBS shud sah “git $10 off ifs u menshin dis ad!”

ManfredMom

$10??? U noes hao muches monees funeral costes nao??? $10 noes getz u moar den pedel owfa teh rosee flowr!! MayB moar lyk $1000!! So ai finks Luv purgots to adz a cuppel zyeroz!
:)

 
 
cSmall

ah think tehy twt yu reel gud! cuz yu maeks me laffs 2

 
 
Patrick

Ur onlee as old as u ak. N ovver wurdz…don ak ur ayj.

BonzoGal

Duz dat meen iz k 4 me 2 ak mai shoo size aftur awl??? ;)

 
B!

Shoor!

Wen we went to dindins fur ma frenz burfday, we wuz awl settin der, an I wuz bein sillee de way I am, an I realizd dat, even wif her 13 yr old dawter der, I wus de yungest at de taybull. Much laffter wen I shayrd dat thot tho! We’s happee peepull!

 
princess mu

ya daon get wize frum sittin still
it taeks a brane to git over dat hill.

“whi mi” iz onlee haff da question
tu luv n learn iz da reel leson

da longur it taeks to see the light
da morez da chanc ov gitin it rite

der is nutin n nature dat donut chainge
taek da chanch tu improve ur range

tho itz nawght easie, iz de onlee wai
tu maek u betur an hav more tu sai

 
 
doctorcat

Mah dad is 93 too. He sez gettin old is hard but it beets teh altern. . .allturn. . .teh odder opshun.

 
 
 
 
LuvBJones

Sissy ahn Bobby, ladehs ahn gentlmehn, tahnk u tahnk u tahnk u

 
JAJEH

Ai tin kitteh luks laik Leonard Bernstein cunducking.

 
bubbyscranky

Ah memwees. Always hads to watch Lawrins Welk at my grandparints house.

 
 
Patrick

LEOpold StaCATski condux orkistra fur PAWvarotee

ManfredMom

Makin byootifull muzik togefer for ebbeybody ober teh bridj!

 
pegataur

noes! StaCATski condux teh “Magnificat”!

 
RushnGreen

XLNT. Cud also be Arpurro Toscatnini, Ricatrdo Mewti, or Purrrbert von Katrajan.

Plz note teh white glubs — dis be teh old-style formal conductin.

Kitteh lookin 4 mewsishuns who kin karry a tuna (and teh bigger, teh better)

 
Suzanne

Noes: is Mewrin Alsop and teh Baltimew Symphoony ArKATstra

 
The Crapture

“Leopold!!1!”

Wuz nawt until i was in mah urlee twenties taht i unnerstood dat refrinz frum teh Looney Toons.

pegataur

miz caturwauling . . . er singings teechur alvays theated uz wiz holdings her handz up til we wur al bluez!

 
 
B!

WEOPOLD!! WEOPOLD!!

(Hubbee an I still do dat wen de cundukter walks on stayj at de Holeeweerd Bowl!!)

 
 
LuvBJones

MAHLERFEST ROCKS!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!

 
whiskers

ohman, i wished id thot of that. i feel so stoopy. hp refrenc ftw.

 
 
MiCroStoogE

Accio Cheezburger!!!

ManfredMom

Sowee Pittypat!! Stoopy me no scroll daown far enuff!

 
 
 
 
 
Dexaan

A wand? R U a kitteh or wat?
Oh yah!

 
 
whiskers

nastee site was eatin mai comments yesterday. lets see if is better today…

kitteh: an nao plz join me in yowling “hallo caturday!”

ManfredMom

wat key dat b in? NE patikult mellodee?

ManfredMom

oops, manfred hitz “T” key nots teh “r” in “patkulr”

 
whiskers

itz in maio flat. (sry, ment sharp. caus kittehs pointy ends r sharp.)
wif teh melodi of teh ally cat song.+

princess mu

cauwz ah got kaut strut an ah got cat stile…

 
 
 
 
LuvBJones

maistroh spinz teh tastee beetz!

 
 
lojodi

Mai local papr had articl bout funee Kat sites. Ai chekz out ICHC, an made me laff so hard, Diyt Dr. Pepr comes out mai noz. Peepl heer zo funee an smart. Mai teen dotr finks Momz got erlee onset Alzhimer’s cuz ai laff so much ai cries. Ai haz to katz. One bootiful DLH, an a 16 1/2 pownd diabetic DSH wich steelz bagz of marshmallows if Ai dont clos drawr all the wai. Not gud for diabetush. Ai hopez Ai did ok on the spelin.

BonzoGal

U did reel gud! Welkum!

Flartus

Yay, welcomes! An u is real flooint in the lolcats, gud werks!!

lojodi

Fanks! Ai ben praktisin.

B!

Yikes! On hoo?

WELL HELLO!! An welkomes to R commints bord!!!

 
 
 
 
 
ManfredMom

Welcum! U dids bery gud on LoLspeek!

Manfred dyabetiks 2! hims B dsh too - strypedee in bwown wid mittins n buutsez in wyte n kyoots pinkee nose! himz bin on insulin fur bowt awmost 3 yrs n iz doin beree wellz. Hopez ur kitteh is doin as gud as Manfred!

ManfredMom

Oops furgots to offer r new gest paypr towl to cleens her dyet dr peppr offn pyooter.

*hands lojodi paper towel n windex*

lojodi

U guys r zo nyce. Ai feelz awl warm and fuzzee inside. (Iz gud thing?) Benji iz doin wel. 6 units of enzulin twyc a dai. Beree spensiv free kittah. Wen he purrs tho, maks me forgets awl abot the monee.

 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

lojodi laffed so hard Dr. Pepr comed out of her noze but she wuz drinkin’ Sprite. Behold: teh power of ICHC.

 
 
Melissa

R00lz foar teh lolspeek…

DERE R NO ROOLZ!!! :o>
As lawng as kin reedz it, an nawt gitz a heddy.

 
doctorcat

yesh, u is a nacheral!

 
 
carololz

Pleze tern yr atenshunz 2 teh tip uv mah intrestin wisker.

BonzoGal

Can’t… stawp… lukkin at kitteh’s… interestin wisker… (zombee stayr)

 
 
dogbotherer

yummo!!
rat-on-a-stick!

 
sarakitty

Byz frm Cut-me-own-throat Dibble?

B!

Yes! Milleneeyum hand an shrimps!