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praise the lawd!
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Jasmine
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Dis kitteh’s religon be chess. Rook 2 B7? U be sinked my battleship?
“Chekmaets in 5 moovs! I toals u I wuz felyn Bobbeh Fischur! HAHAHA U HAS TEH STOOPY!”
lolz!!!! mah kitteh pooped
OMFG totally off thread but I just threw up in my mouth a little bit because of these
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaybushman/1538090332/in/set-72157602357254490/
wow. jus sayin
Kitteh is moooved bai teh spirit!
yaaaaahhhhzzzz
an de brudders and sistahz be dancin in de iieeels
hoppin an shoutin
askin foar de blessinz
an receebbin de runnee gud cheeze
awl obber dere ritz crackers
AH FEEEELZ TEH POWAH OF CHEEZUZ!
LAWD, I FEEELZ IT!
HALLELUJAH!
I nearly passed out on this one
cheezus! LOL xD
Um, wud taht be Cheezus Bergerus?
Hed asploded awl overs ofice! Soda onz keebord! Nedez cleenin crew nao!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
CHEEZUZ !! LOL…
I just peed a liddle…
Plz to be cleanin up mai juz frm skreen…. kthnxbai
an da powrr of cheezus comPELLS u!!
*i knowed it compelled meh to rite dat!*
PRAYSE CHEEZUS!!!! Lord of da Gouda, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Munster, Swiss, Bleu, an othr assortd cheezes.
Cheez be da save-ya
da debil be no cheez
Da debil be teh PROSESSED CHEEZ!
So much pleh!
DO NOT WANT!
Right up there with the cat with the bowls wanting your “monee for Jesus”!!!
no monee for cheeezus, cheezburgers for cheeezus!
yep, *shakes head* an u jus NOEZ dat sneekin charlatun kitteh bee buyin himself teh cheezburguhs wit it…
wut is teh wurld cummin too…
Kathleen, I thinks teh werld (cept fur global warmin) iz prety mutch rite whar it alwaiz wuz. Wehn mai sister and I goes to Shicago, we alwaiz taeks along lotz of wun dollar bills - in easy pockets - to giv to the beggerz. We knowz sum is prolly fakin, butt meny, shurlee are reelee needn it.
Well, taht wuz sort of a downer! Sry - will werk awn lightening up!
Wut is fakin, REALLY.
I tink dey all needz it. I just tink sum uses it in ways we wud purfur mor dan udders. No reeally sane happy-muneed persun akses for monee.
I wuz impressed by teh Clarees Starleeng wen she wuz in teh old horspital all skeered an lukkin fur files, an dat homeless laddee came along….
Clarees wunted to help her…
but not wunted munee to go to alkohol.
Homeless ladee sayz sarkastiklee and TRUTHFULLEE:
you can FIND food…
you can’t find booze.
Clarees leebs teh munee for her anyways.
I lub Clarees.
An I lub dat author. He bee berry, berry good.
fer u wunderers, Clarees be Jodie Foster frum Silence of the Lambs.
oops. In DIS movie, it bee dat udder pretty laddee, Julianne Moore…just FYI, incase u wunnering
I think the lady was speaking in quite general terms.
-Stormy.
LOL… yes! I put that one up as my wallpaper. Just tooooo funny!
PUT YUR MONEE IN DA BOWL FOR JEEZUS!
ANND AYYEEEE-AYE
WIL OWAYZ LUV UUUUUUUUU!!!!
AS LOOOOONG AS YUUUUUU
KEEP GIVIN ME CHEEEEEEZBURRRRRGERS!
Celion Dion cat iz ovardramatic cat.
Iz confuzed.
“ANND AYYEEEE-AYE
WIL OWAYZ LUV UUUUUUUUU!!!!”
iz whitney huston, not Celine Dion
is i mising joke?
Iz moar funnie if da singr iz kanadeein.
Actually, song written by and originally released by Dolly Parton in 1974. Whitney may have sold more copies, but I think writing it makes it Dolly’s song. I also think Dolly sang it better.
Hey, where did that soapbox come from? *gets down*
THIS.
Yes, Dollee sang it SOOOOOOOOOOO much betta.
Soo beeuteeefulll.
Frum dat muuvee, BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS!!
Ai wud lissen to Dollee Partun sing teh lamest song in teh wurld. She hab dat trillee beeyuteeful voyce.
an ai perfurs teh alternutib musik. hee hee
Achshully, song predates even the play of Best Little Whorehouse. I didnt see the movie, but the song isn’t in the play.
Saw the play on Broadway cuz my Grandparents took me to New York (!) for a whole week when I was a senior in High School. Saw Whorehouse, Ballroom, They’re Playing our Song, and some comedian who was sooo bad we left in the middle of our dinner, and ate elsewhere. Granpa said it was better to pay for dinner twice than to waste time bein bored and annoyed.
Miss my Grandparents. Lots.
Oh, daing, i did it again.
*head smack*
(i keeps attributin stuffs too teh wrong place, lol!)
OK by me, cuz I went to happee memry place. Woodn’t have thot of it tonite if you hadn’t said it. An, fer all I knew it wuz in moovie, cuz I didn’t see moovie.
I’ve been boppin around on youtube listening to old songs. Mute the TV in a commercial, and you just have time to hear a song before show comes back on. Been watchn old clips of Roger Miller and the Statlers and Ray Stevens and the Kingston Trio and ……
No, NO!!!! Kathleen. U is still nawt rong. It WUZ in the mooovie - so u is rite. Maybee nawt original source, butt source, awl teh sayme.
Seleen Deeyawn, hmmm… Heer’s ma fayvrit sawng bowt her… Sawng is orijunal, but is bein lipsinkt by sum peeps…. Close ayes, enjoi sawng!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Zq796UEJc
CHEESEBURGAS RAIN DOWN FROM HEAVN LIKE MANNAZ!!!11 BLESS THE LAWD!!!!!!!!!1
And he fed teh manee wif one cheezburger.
An fryses.
..and he sed unto dem “cud i get a dyit coke wif dat?”
sew dis jebus b servn da happi meel?
4 teh Chrisschuns: Jebus bee serbun teh BERREH happee meel!!! <3 <3 <3
Is Troo! DO WANT!!!
“Yesh, hi, Jeebus? I be takin teh cheezburgr happeh meel, wif teh gurl pryz in it…”
*squawking*
“Ummm, oranj drink. Kthxbye.”
No! Teh oranj wun iz poysin!
Does the sound of the drive thru box remind anyone else of the sound of the grown ups in Peanuts cartoons?
yea, totali, DM!
woh, woh woh woh. Woh, woh woh woh woh.
LOL!
no coke. pezzi.
I thinks I dated maiselv wif dat one.
No wun membrs da oooooold caturday nite live wif John Belushi?
Ma fayvrit skit!
Cheezboiga cheezboiga, cheep cheep, coke, coke!
No coke, Pepsee!
Firs seezun SNL FTW uv da WHIRL!!!!! [candygram]
i memembers dem SNL’s too. dey wuz da bestest wuns EBAR!
*very quietly* ……landshark…..
Awl mi sistah n ai eber had to do waz to luk at each odder and sai (quietly)…..candygram ….and teh odder wun wood anser ….landshark….n den we wood fawl awl ober teh plaice laffin r heds off…….
Iz membrs teh Jon Blehuzi! Oh noes! Iz jus datez mesef!
Canz haz Zamuri zwordzmn cutz teh cheezburgr for meh?
Samurai deli FTW!
Iz do member teh Jon Blehuzhi! O noes, Iz date mesef to! Canz Zamuri cutz teh cheezbrger wid de zword? HIIIIIIYAAAAAAHHHH!
CHEEE-Zus!
Chekmayt? Duz taht meen ai getz da cheezbrger in da priddy blak an wite rapper?
GIBS BACK MAH CHEEZBURGA, BEEEEOOOOOTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!