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praise the lawd!
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Dis kitteh’s religon be chess. Rook 2 B7? U be sinked my battleship?
“Chekmaets in 5 moovs! I toals u I wuz felyn Bobbeh Fischur! HAHAHA U HAS TEH STOOPY!”
lolz!!!! mah kitteh pooped
OMFG totally off thread but I just threw up in my mouth a little bit because of these
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaybushman/1538090332/in/set-72157602357254490/
wow. jus sayin
Kitteh is moooved bai teh spirit!
yaaaaahhhhzzzz
an de brudders and sistahz be dancin in de iieeels
hoppin an shoutin
askin foar de blessinz
an receebbin de runnee gud cheeze
awl obber dere ritz crackers
AH FEEEELZ TEH POWAH OF CHEEZUZ!
LAWD, I FEEELZ IT!
HALLELUJAH!
I nearly passed out on this one
cheezus! LOL xD
Um, wud taht be Cheezus Bergerus?
Hed asploded awl overs ofice! Soda onz keebord! Nedez cleenin crew nao!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
CHEEZUZ !! LOL…
I just peed a liddle…
Plz to be cleanin up mai juz frm skreen…. kthnxbai
an da powrr of cheezus comPELLS u!!
*i knowed it compelled meh to rite dat!*
PRAYSE CHEEZUS!!!! Lord of da Gouda, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Munster, Swiss, Bleu, an othr assortd cheezes.
Cheez be da save-ya
da debil be no cheez
Da debil be teh PROSESSED CHEEZ!
So much pleh!
DO NOT WANT!
Right up there with the cat with the bowls wanting your “monee for Jesus”!!!
no monee for cheeezus, cheezburgers for cheeezus!
yep, *shakes head* an u jus NOEZ dat sneekin charlatun kitteh bee buyin himself teh cheezburguhs wit it…
wut is teh wurld cummin too…
Kathleen, I thinks teh werld (cept fur global warmin) iz prety mutch rite whar it alwaiz wuz. Wehn mai sister and I goes to Shicago, we alwaiz taeks along lotz of wun dollar bills – in easy pockets – to giv to the beggerz. We knowz sum is prolly fakin, butt meny, shurlee are reelee needn it.
Well, taht wuz sort of a downer! Sry – will werk awn lightening up!
Wut is fakin, REALLY.
I tink dey all needz it. I just tink sum uses it in ways we wud purfur mor dan udders. No reeally sane happy-muneed persun akses for monee.
I wuz impressed by teh Clarees Starleeng wen she wuz in teh old horspital all skeered an lukkin fur files, an dat homeless laddee came along….
Clarees wunted to help her…
but not wunted munee to go to alkohol.
Homeless ladee sayz sarkastiklee and TRUTHFULLEE:
you can FIND food…
you can’t find booze.
Clarees leebs teh munee for her anyways.
I lub Clarees.
An I lub dat author. He bee berry, berry good.
fer u wunderers, Clarees be Jodie Foster frum Silence of the Lambs.
oops. In DIS movie, it bee dat udder pretty laddee, Julianne Moore…just FYI, incase u wunnering
I think the lady was speaking in quite general terms.
-Stormy.
LOL… yes! I put that one up as my wallpaper. Just tooooo funny!
PUT YUR MONEE IN DA BOWL FOR JEEZUS!
ANND AYYEEEE-AYE
WIL OWAYZ LUV UUUUUUUUU!!!!
AS LOOOOONG AS YUUUUUU
KEEP GIVIN ME CHEEEEEEZBURRRRRGERS!
Celion Dion cat iz ovardramatic cat.
Iz confuzed.
“ANND AYYEEEE-AYE
WIL OWAYZ LUV UUUUUUUUU!!!!”
iz whitney huston, not Celine Dion
is i mising joke?
Iz moar funnie if da singr iz kanadeein.
Actually, song written by and originally released by Dolly Parton in 1974. Whitney may have sold more copies, but I think writing it makes it Dolly’s song. I also think Dolly sang it better.
Hey, where did that soapbox come from? *gets down*
THIS.
Yes, Dollee sang it SOOOOOOOOOOO much betta.
Soo beeuteeefulll.
Frum dat muuvee, BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS!!
Ai wud lissen to Dollee Partun sing teh lamest song in teh wurld. She hab dat trillee beeyuteeful voyce.
an ai perfurs teh alternutib musik. hee hee
Achshully, song predates even the play of Best Little Whorehouse. I didnt see the movie, but the song isn’t in the play.
Saw the play on Broadway cuz my Grandparents took me to New York (!) for a whole week when I was a senior in High School. Saw Whorehouse, Ballroom, They’re Playing our Song, and some comedian who was sooo bad we left in the middle of our dinner, and ate elsewhere. Granpa said it was better to pay for dinner twice than to waste time bein bored and annoyed.
Miss my Grandparents. Lots.
Oh, daing, i did it again.
*head smack*
(i keeps attributin stuffs too teh wrong place, lol!)
OK by me, cuz I went to happee memry place. Woodn’t have thot of it tonite if you hadn’t said it. An, fer all I knew it wuz in moovie, cuz I didn’t see moovie.
I’ve been boppin around on youtube listening to old songs. Mute the TV in a commercial, and you just have time to hear a song before show comes back on. Been watchn old clips of Roger Miller and the Statlers and Ray Stevens and the Kingston Trio and ……
No, NO!!!! Kathleen. U is still nawt rong. It WUZ in the mooovie – so u is rite. Maybee nawt original source, butt source, awl teh sayme.
Seleen Deeyawn, hmmm… Heer’s ma fayvrit sawng bowt her… Sawng is orijunal, but is bein lipsinkt by sum peeps…. Close ayes, enjoi sawng!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Zq796UEJc
CHEESEBURGAS RAIN DOWN FROM HEAVN LIKE MANNAZ!!!11 BLESS THE LAWD!!!!!!!!!1
And he fed teh manee wif one cheezburger.
An fryses.
..and he sed unto dem “cud i get a dyit coke wif dat?”
sew dis jebus b servn da happi meel?
4 teh Chrisschuns: Jebus bee serbun teh BERREH happee meel!!! <3 <3 <3
Is Troo! DO WANT!!!
“Yesh, hi, Jeebus? I be takin teh cheezburgr happeh meel, wif teh gurl pryz in it…”
*squawking*
“Ummm, oranj drink. Kthxbye.”
No! Teh oranj wun iz poysin!
Does the sound of the drive thru box remind anyone else of the sound of the grown ups in Peanuts cartoons?
yea, totali, DM!
woh, woh woh woh. Woh, woh woh woh woh.
LOL!
no coke. pezzi.
I thinks I dated maiselv wif dat one.
No wun membrs da oooooold caturday nite live wif John Belushi?
Ma fayvrit skit!
Cheezboiga cheezboiga, cheep cheep, coke, coke!
No coke, Pepsee!
Firs seezun SNL FTW uv da WHIRL!!!!! [candygram]
i memembers dem SNL’s too. dey wuz da bestest wuns EBAR!
*very quietly* ……landshark…..
Awl mi sistah n ai eber had to do waz to luk at each odder and sai (quietly)…..candygram ….and teh odder wun wood anser ….landshark….n den we wood fawl awl ober teh plaice laffin r heds off…….
Iz membrs teh Jon Blehuzi! Oh noes! Iz jus datez mesef!
Canz haz Zamuri zwordzmn cutz teh cheezburgr for meh?
Samurai deli FTW!
Iz do member teh Jon Blehuzhi! O noes, Iz date mesef to! Canz Zamuri cutz teh cheezbrger wid de zword? HIIIIIIYAAAAAAHHHH!
CHEEE-Zus!
Chekmayt? Duz taht meen ai getz da cheezbrger in da priddy blak an wite rapper?
GIBS BACK MAH CHEEZBURGA, BEEEEOOOOOTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!
An u will NO mai name is teh LAW-ED
wen i lay mai vengens apon teeh!!
I starts to say yay Pulp Fickshun, den I tinks of JanetCH4K tellin me bout teh 1935 operuh bein teh referunce insted of Yung Frankenstine, an I laffs too mahself tinkin bout sumwun sayin, no foo, not Pulp Fickshun, teh Bibul!
/ah haz stoopy sense ub humur
Thnx to JCH4K and da udder peeps here for keepin us awl thinkin!
iz it bad taht id purrferr Jung Fraynkenstine to teh bibel?
Teh Ironee: Yung Frankenstine bee less scarree!! LOL!
/dere bee sum scaree stuffs in dat Bible. Not bee wuntin dat stuffs too happen too mee…
YF iz berry much more funnee, n haz a lowt ob de “catches frazes” …..like …..oh noes…….now ai can onlee tink ob teh site gagz !!!!! lik liting teh monstrewes finger on teh fiare….n wen teh blindest monk kepted pourrin hot soop inna monstrews lap… (tehy say tahy hadda closed teh set for dat sene caws eberione waz l;affin so muches dat tahy coodn’t get teh shot.)
“Pudding on teh Ritz!”
taht craks me up ebery taim. Lubs taht moovie.
Kathleen, u are so verry, berry nice. U were nawt rong with teh Yung Frankenstein – it WUZ in the young Frankenstein and MK DID sing it. Is pawsible taht whoever maed teh comment also wuz qwoting frum YF – i dunt know. I’m shur moast peepl who saw YF dint know abawt “Naughty Marietta!” Butt taht bit of knowlej is relevant to mai interests, as in wun ov mai erlier lievs I wuz an opera singer.
If u lives lawng enuf, u gits to have meny interesting lievs!
And, awn a related note – duz enywun heer think “Stranger in a Strange Land” is original with Reobert Heinlein?
Yesh Ah did. ware iz it reeli frum?
Indiana Jones!
wayt, no. itz really Shakespeare. But I nowt know where.
4 sum reesin ai had dis thot jump in mi hed, ………..oh ai hates ADD, ai had sumfin so bwery funne n pertin..purt….pirtu…in commomz to yer saiingz….but ai forgets what it waz…..
And Moses was content to dwell with the man: and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter.
And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom: for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land.
– Exodus 2: 21-22 (KJV)
D Marie is a WINNAH!
Butt – as Yoda says “There is another”
Butt nobuddy will know it – I don’t think. Is quite obscure.
Back story. A number of yeers ago, I wuz traveling in Sicily with a groop ov frens. We were in Syracuse, which in ancient tiems, as u prolly know, belawnged to Greece. Being an important city, Syracuse has a very large (seats 15,000) Greek tehatre – and they wuz puttin awn a Greek play. No wun wanted to see it butt me (wuz in Italian). Butt hoo cud pass up a chance to see a Greek play in a Greek teahtre?? Nawt me!
So – I’m sittin tehere, enjoyin teh play (at teh tiem I spoke Italian mutch better tahn I do now) and suddenlee I heers “sono straniero in terra straniera.” Mai eers went *perk* and I had teh Eureka moment re teh Heinlein buk.
I don’t know if Heinlein took lien frum Bible or Greek Play.
Oh, Janet. I jus lubs teh stuffs u sai.
Now I needz to check owt the Bobert Heinlein.
As for pass lifes, I tinks mine wuz Anne Frank
Life 1 meelyun udder fokes, LOL!
I not means to say “LIFE 1 meelyun udder fokes”
I means to say “LIKE 1 meelyun…”
In case u not notice.
I noes u did, smart peepuls.
/I stoopy
//Moortje a good name fur a kitteh
OMGZ! Now Ai memburs! Yung Frankenstein wuz Mel Brooks??? Well ebun if not, I has funneee Mel Brooks tale….
MB and Alfred Hitchcock toogeddur. (mebbeee fur high anziettee moovee???) and dat chubbee litto Alfred bee muvin tru teh door, and MB KIKS HIM IN TEH BOOTIE!!!!!!!!!11!!!
wELL.
Alfred Hitchcock, the KING, teh MASTER uf movees and suspense, turns around and uhDRESSES teh Mr. Mel Brooks.
He say,
“BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH”
He almost dai laffin! He say, “NOBODDEE JOKES WIT ME!!!!”
awwwwww….
On annuder scale…..stop beein so cold and trubbulsum, mistur hitchcok!
A funnee an hartwarmun storee!
U meanz me getz teh cheezez if I does dis? PWAAAAAAISE!!!!1… Nom, nom, me lurvs teh cheezez.
Checkmate, foo! PWNED!!
/get it? get it?
//pokes u wit pointee paw
Jeebuz kat will be broadcasting from the First Chuech of Krist every Sundey at 7 am on KomKast 184!
Looksa lieka Luciano Pavarotti……almos scary teh resemblanse bees….
I see wut u meen as fur teh expreshun, but kitteh is a lil less… er, portly :c) I luvz Pavarotti, tho, n missis him.
Pavarotti Kitteh sayz “Oh sol la meow”?
TEH POWAH OF TEH CHEEZBURGER COMPELLSES U!!!
I pway for u soulz.
an a beeg fat cheezburger.
in that order?
yase, ov corse. an a mouse, an some nip, an a goggie to beet up…
is like a catmas list only more powerful
OR..
GO ‘WAI BOI UR BOVVERIN MEH!!!!
UR MUDDER’S CAWLLIN!!!!
I tot ob a nudder……
IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!
…it r Caturday!!!!!!!!
Avada katchoo!!
ummm… whut?
Dat a speshul spell whut givs yoo a kold so bad yoo wisht yoo wuz ded!
ah beez heern hawhawhawhaw (nee slap) hawhawhaw frum da kitteh
rilly??? ichc has teh awd…owd…the sownds nao??
I can haz plug-in?
onlee ifn u gots da “specal” reciver. Hee Hee
An a tin foyl hat.
GUFFAW!!!
*snorf*
Dat’s phunnee rite dere I doant kere hoo u r!!!
‘lissa? how i git pikture bi mi naym lik u has?
on teh wordpress.com u can meaks u sef a profile an uploads a pic, an den u kin goto ICHC from dere an has ur lil piktur. Mah pic iz mah birdee TEH GRATE AN POWWUFULL OZ!
Aktuly himz name iz Ozzy. Him good boi. Summatimes.
Aktuly, I have 2 separate links on my favorites one for wordpress and one for ICHC but as long as I’m logged into wordpress, I’m automatically logged into ICHC. I just click on the ICHC link and BOOM there I am on ICHC with my name, ready to go. Nk I has a lil buzz so if’n I ’splains annymoar it will be maor cunfusin.
KTHNXLUVYABAI!!!!1
fanks sew much! Iz be learnin hao nao!Nao dat u sayed it ah c iz a burdi ndeed!. but awlaiz b4 i saw it as an abstract waterkolur shewn part of a womens fayc. u can c it if u luk. pale face, blu eye, and green shadow falls across da temple. at least dat hao it luk on mi komputear : )
I seez it noaw dat u sez it.
I nevah seez it lik dat afore.
Imajinashun. U has eet!
ai sawed it az an eye, but den ai thot it waz a flyin sawser…….
Cable Guy ref FTW !
Yay – Xeres – yur bak. Well, maybee u haz been heer and I just missed seeing ur comment, butt I has been lukkin fur you. I wuz so sorry taht we sort of hurted ur feelinz, and I hoaped u wudn’t go away furever – is mutch too fun heer.
Kitteh Roburts haz seen teh ceiling kat standing befoar him 900 feet tawl, warning him taht if he cannot rayz nien millyun cheezburgrz, he wil be kawled hoam to cheezuz.
OMG!!!dat is so phunnie!
I ‘member whin “Oral”(can u bleeve a relijus man has dat name..heehee)
tolded peeps If’n u daont gib me MANEE MUNNEES I’Z GONNA DIE!!!
AAIIEEEE!!! An he got it too.
SHHEEEEESH!!!
My momma made the mistake of givin him monee an one tiem, she got this PAPER PRAYER RUG and a packet that looked like a ketchup pack but it was ANOINTING OIL!!!!HOW FRIGGIN WEIRD!!
butt hao did it TASTE? mebbe gud on cheezburger…
annointing fur cheezus!! i finks i heerd ob dat b4…
OK i tryd dat- C iff it werks
noep, nawt yet- sumdai i wil hab a abatar!
orals boy is in trubbul wif takin collij funds.
too bad
ORU really iz a gud collij. gud baskitbal teem an gud musik progrm
I can c it kiwican! Iz A bear!
iz a bear! a goggies?! manbearpigg? lolzie
cee mine?
oh, kiwican, ur goggie luks like mah goggie!!! well, at leest a liddle…is hard to tell teh detales.
I has fetcheded mai magnifiing glass – and, beeger – duz luk liek cud be a goggie. Butt r u shur u don’t has a liddle bear? Is a mitee kewt . . .furree creechure. Is kwite large?
“Ai Haz sind aginst ur cheezburgrz…*SOB* I eated dem”
dis r nawt a sin. dis r prayer.
but iffen u feels giltee, can i has ur cheezburgerz?
Falwell kitteh mus pai foar himz sinz an bai as awl cheezburgers.
But it wuddnt Falwell. It wuz anovver evanjilster’s name…..
I caint ‘member.
I needz Ice creem an beddy. Gosta werk on caturdai.
Is trulee teh PLEHEST OF PLEH!
Gay marraj is roonin evanjelikle kittehs marraj.
swaggert, mebbe? i finks he did sumfing bad wif gurls an den he hadta pologize.
Yes. Swaggart.
He is so bogus. Is he still around?
i hope nawt. we doan need no moar bogus gais on da tee bee getting munee from da widders…
I can has witnuss?
The championship of the Kitteh-Dog Chess Society took a new turn today when Mr. Fluffs, the kitteh leader, defeated Scrumples the dog in three moves. Scrumples did not take it well, biting two judges and piddling on the carpet. Mr. Fluffs celebrated as seen above, and said he was going to spend his winnings on a new ball of yarn.
Reportur: Congrachewlashuns! U jus won teh chess champyunship. What u gonna do next?
Mr Fluffs: Ahm gowin to Diiiiisssneeeyllllanndd!!!!!! (I a lil skared uv teh Mickey Mows, tho… I heer he reelly big in person)
the towel!!!!
it eats me!!
really, where is the rest of the kitty?
Amen, Bruddah!
i can feelz da heelin powa of cheezus
Kitteh singin “ Reach awt, oh reach awt. Ill be thar 2 luv an comfoffort u.
oar maybee ” Can Iz git a witness?”
brimstoan kitteh will sho u de WAY according 2 him in return 4 ur personall chekk.
Mah Gawd, yall.
Look at dis tred.
It bee all deez commentz an noboddee said nuffin meen or hateful or rude or fightee to each udders.
Not like SUM sites (ahem…*coffs*FARK!*coffs*)
Dats wun uf teh huje reezuns ai lub dis site so much.
Peepuls bee so nice heer. Letz all wurk to keep it dat way, K?
kthxbai
<3
xoxo
cannot maek no prommissez. sumtymez saitan maeks me b not so nice.
i kno xascatly whut yu meen. but ai liks it heer for same reson. evrey one so nice. an if not, we beet yu up. (jus kiddin)
how kin u bee meen wen evywun’s tokkin funneh?
lol, iz troof der, miss foots!!!
Sumtiemz we mites haz da grumpees, but we’s frens heer, nawt need to cut peepull down, awl funnees iz awl gud, awl stoopees be lafft owt uv da bilding!
Furgibness – we haz it!
gud fing, dat.
i lurves dis blog, cause da hyooming beans rilly cares bout eesh uvver an rilly cares bout da kittehs. wen sumbuddy kitteh dun runned away, we all like *so sry ur kitteh runned off* an *we hopes ur kitteh come backs*. den wen da kitteh comed backs, kitteh mommeh was like *MY KITTEH COMED BACK* and we was all like *YAY!!!* cause we was consernd bout mommeh an kitteh bofe.
an i lurves da hyoomings here cause dey 1. smart 2. funneh 3. daivurse 4. involved 5. informed. whuts nawt to lurve??!!
can u magine a konvenshun of us? whut a riot dat wud bee!! … WANT ….
WOW!! Whut an idea. Liek teh Star Trek Conventions! Awnlee ICHC.
Butt – whut we has fur costumes? (Oh – maybee dat’s it – fur costumes!) Oh – is eezee. Bunnee wif corm, pretteh kitteh wif crown – teh pawsibilities r endless.
Later, after awr naps, we shud form a committee!
Dis grate ideyuh. We cud hav a buffet, and we cud maded cookies but not eated tehm and eberybudy must bring a bukkit. An pliz can teh lolotter come too? I has to beep his noze. Iz tu kewt.
I’m tinkin Vaygas.
i fink we rilly needs to has konvenshun. vaygas nawt bad ideeer. in *too fousand ate no cookies yet* (2008).
an we gotz to has CHEEZBURGERS. H-E-L-LO!!! no ICHC wifouth da cheezburgers. mebbe beeg sponsor comes wif cheezburgers. wendys. bk. (pleez no mcd… i doan like whut dey calls meet. just aint right…)
an mebbe sum kittehs cud come wif dere hyoomings. dats why we r here. an of course da lolotters an turtlols. no lolrus, sry. dey just 2 beeg. dey send dere bukkits fur proxy.
hau kin anniwunz be meen wen dey lookin at da koot kittehs and hed a splode frum da koot an den sumwun sayz funnee sumfing bout da koot kittehs?
Da Powr uv kyootness compels U.
We’s only meen if sumwun be meen to us furst. An eben den we’s moar funnee-meen, not nastee-meen.
ICHC be foar fun, nawt beein meen to peeps.
Glorieeee Glorrriieeee….Halljuiahhhhh…
My Jesus, let me show you him!
al gorp kitteh juss gots teh mews! YAY nommy peas prize!!
HURRAY!!
An Inconvient truth.
Awl must see.
VAry sad but troo.
very shallow film, but also not all true, de true is in de deeps knowledges of de geologies and de truf of earf cycles, nawt phault ob de peeples, cant stp dis eider, Gaia breeves in, Gaia breeves out, sooo inconvenient for all gorps political plans. ohh sad, too bad,
but das jus me.
fank u, grammiekit. i sawded dat moobie an gotz all scairt of whut gonna bees like wen my boy growed all up, an whut gonna bears nom wen all da ice dun melted.
but wen i fink bout it – i know dat all da uniberze gonna change. da sun will splode inta beeeg red fing. it ALL gotz cycles, all da stars and plannits – an we 2 liddle 2 storp dem. we jus gotta be gud 2 eesh uvver an da best we can 2 da erf.
or… gud 2 da erf an da best we can 2 eesh uvver.
i gues i doan gotz dat figgered oawt yetz. i wurkin on it.
ohhhh fanku , fanku, ize feewin weewee lonlee here wif all deh poli…correc…no, all de doomgloom wif no blaance. ize need napzter now, kthksbie bie
nawt feel lonlee no moar. =^..^=
i almost nebber korrekt… !!
an i doan like da doomgloom neever. i gotz a fren, an all he seez iz da end uvda wurld. i doan see it like dat!!
lookee at little bittyz sharp kitteh teeth, baby kitteh tooths be like needlez, but gud for litty bittyz cheezburgers.
praaaaiizeeee jeebuz!! i cee teh cheezburger at teh end of da tunnel aw prazeee jeebus
Is this Anne Coulter’s cat looking to “perfect” the Jews? LOL!
OMG, I saw that, too. (yikes!) Kitteh iz nicer tan Anne Coulter… he thinks anywun hoo givz him food n luvin iz purrrrfected.
Kitteh: u needz to be saved!!! heerz how: adopt a kitteh, feed kitteh, snorgle kitteh. there u saved now.
Therz onlee two things i hate in dis wurld. Peepl hoo r intolrent uv other peeplz kulchurz… and teh dutch!
LOL!
I can’t stand intolerance!
Now I knows it! Yur B! is fur Brilliant!
i knowed dis gurl an she allways sed she cud tell hu’s dutch…. nebber unnerstooded dat…. norvern euopeeens mosely all blond an blueysed… *like meh*
An liek meh.
K, I dutsh to, but dat not teh point.
See I NOO u wuz dtchs, ;o)
Ai norvern yooropeen an I has teh brown aiys and dahk brown hare. Wud traid for blond an blueyese but prolly tu lait.
mah daddeh had da brown eyzez an black hares. nobuddy knowed whut he was (part cree), so he fit in wif everbuddy. i wisht i cud 2, but i gotz da blu eyzez,,, etc.
What a friend we have in cheeses…
http://www.lolcatbible.com
oh mi pawd! that was just too funneh! great link!
Holy crap! That’s just wrong! LOLZ!!!
holee… um, jus wow
Teho – how r u holdin up? I rememberz u waz nawt too happee thinkin abawt teh troo naychoor ov teh Ceiling Cat. I can see u ar now in shock.
i can has apoffe… apawth… aposty… grr… crysiz of fayf?
AWSUM!!!!
We iz AWL gowin to hell.
…on the LOLLERCOWSTR!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
oboy. nao dem cheezburgers iz comin up….
nex time, doan buy meh no tikket to da faith park….
kthxbai
Iii now teh answer, teechur… oooh! ooooh!! pik me!!!!!
Haaiiii!
OMG, it’s my crazy ant lucy frum floreeda
Can I hab this lolcat pic to put in teh church bullytin?
Our preecher wud luv it!!!!
CHECKMATE!
I iz Garry Kats-parov….break out the Stoly!
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
This is teh line I think teh eye is. I reelee lieked teh eye! And I reelee liek Blade Runner.
Meny of u may be going “Whut? ” Dis is supposed to be reply to Stend’s comment, 4th frum teh top!
blade wunnr iz da grate moovi I lurves it!
tihs r beeyootifull writins. blade runner is teh awesum.
sorry… pretty lame and predictable.
Ai canna beeleeve no won els sez dis yet…. LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!! Iz totly Kris wat ebber hiz naym wuz. Iz onlee missin guy-liner.
hmmmm Just brilliant.
Heil Kitler!
ouch
Yes, certainly is the ouchee. Butt kitteh has same fervent luk we has seen so meny tiems awn teh fayces of teh Kitler supporters. And teh salute. Mai, mai. Such fanatical furver is alwaiz dangerous – be it relijous or pawlitcal.
A Leave Britney Alone copy lolcat? *cough*
It should be sent to Fundies Say The Darndest Things.
Must make teh capshun correcshun, sorry, but I’z frum teh South and I noze. It’s PRAISE TEH LARD!!!!
Wai, LARDY, LARDY Miss Scarlett….
Yay my cat made it to ICHC! (I took this photo)
Yay for you and ur kitteh, Pam! Better get kitteh an agent, now he/she’s famous!
Oh Pam, I knows u prolly nawt cum bak heer – butt iffn u do, Please tell us sumthing moar abawt ur kitteh. I reelee LUVS to heer abawt teh kittehs in the pikshoors.
Like – whut is its nayme – how you got it, whut is kitteh liek, whut kyoot things duz it do? U know – stuff liek that. I cum bak so bai and bai to see if u were heer. kthzbai
Vampyr kitteh can has chzburgr .. esstra kechups plx!
Let everything that has breath praise the Lord!
Psalm 150:6
Oh dear! Duz this meen I is “dangerous”?
lol dat is funny as can be.
n da Trogdor cumz in da NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!