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Siegfried and Roy tiger can has forgivenez?
yesh himz grate big snugli self can!!!
Was moar liek Seegfreed und Kat Fud, if u asks meeh.
Tygur nawt teh wun to need foargivnez in taht kaes, Foolish human was being foolish and kitteh remynded him taht he did in fact hav a flavur
Notice the time (I’m on est). Great minds do think in synchronicity time.Or sum such thing.
i alwayz tawt transcentalz meditation wuz better than est
ahahahaahahahaha! best laugh i’ve had all day–thanks!
Tank u fer sabin me! Tank tank u hooman fer gettin big tigee away from Seegfreed and Roy. De tings I saw there! U wouldn’t want to know! Arrgh my eyes.
lol!
iz tru – but iz still wants hugs n snorgles like zookeepers get frm tiger too.
i forgt mah funni –
hoomanz
they has a flavr.
Let meh show u.
I be thinkin itz be Siegfried an Roy whut needin teh forgibness.
PS. WONKY WARNING! Teh voten burgurz nut be workin write. I gib 5 burgers to manee peeps and it onee counted for wun burgerrz ebery tyme. Doan be gitten teh hurted feelins naow.
ditto!
too many funny comments and no burger addition. i am trying.
he’s working the program. step by step.
I thought I smelled bad coffee and cigarettes
BTW guys – it wasn’t sigfrieds fault – some fat4ss in the front row was speaking loudly and freaked out the tiger. really, I can’t imagine how some loudmouth got into a show in vegas, but I suppose it happens
Celine Dion, fur wun.
WIN! By the way I speak for all of Canada here. KEEP HER!!!!!!
I speak for the UK. Canada caused the problem; you deal with it!!
i am teh lorax. i speeks fr teh treez.
dem not wants her eethr.
I speak for Canada. DO NOT WANT.
I speek fur Asia-#$ ^&* ^@&*(DO NOT WANT).
Stend,Stend, Stend,
U be missin teh point…..There should be no Sigfryed ana Roy. There shuld be no tigerz on teh stages in teh Vegas. Teh Tigerz posed teh be in teh junklez nut in Vegas & nut libin in Sig & Roy’s back yard. Dontcha Know?????Whar haz U been????
Tehm old sayins be maked up fur a resun. U play wiz fiur U getz burneded! Shame on U! Teh Tiger jus bein a tiger doin what tigerz duz, nomnomnommin.
Stoopy hairless monkies! Awl teh monees tehm makes in awl toes yearz can’t put himz back toogether ryte again….Shulda let that tiger lone in teh junklez.
i not fink Stend be misin dat poynt (or eny of teh poynty ends) akshuly.
Not tink Stend missn teh point(y ends) eider. Himz just notin’ waht happn. No wantz tigrz blamed eider.
Probelm ez, what jungle? Habitat for Bengalz iz disappearing. Bengalz themselevs is disappearing. Problem iz bigger than two guyz with tigers in Vegas.
Well, that may be partially true, but the original white tigers were bred by the Maharajah– they don’t live in the jungles. Siegfried and Roy were asked to help conserve them, and they care for about 25% of the world’s white tigers. They raised Montecore from birth.
Plus the problem of lack of safe jungles these days. There is so little wild left for any of them to live in, if they were to be released. Poachers, developers, hunters… Siegfried and Roy are hardly the most stoopy of the bunch.
Menny peeplz be likin da white tigerz and dey be popular at the animal parks and da animal showz and da animal parks and sowz be wantin to make teh monies so dey has the white tigers but not menny peeplz be knowin da twuth about white tigers an how they are bred for dees places…
dis be a site to edumacate peeplez about da tigerz…
http://www.bigcatrescue.org/white_tigers.htm
It be much pleghhh an very much sadness dat da poor big kittehs be exploited fer the monies…
Plus, Montecore seemd purty happee with reoniun. If dey been mean to tigger, tigger wuld hav eats dem. But tigger play nise n lubby dem.
Dancin wid de starz, eats ur harts out!
oops…jinx
buy me a coke!
“ahm all owt uv luv. ahm so lawst wifowt yu. I kno yu wur ryte, beeleefin’ fur so lawng.”
doant get me started……Teho will be much groaning lol
[holds bref]
[turns blu]
[pasiz owt]
on nos! WHO will feed da many kitteh’s tonight???
lolfrenz must hepp him owts and comed over and feed dem kittehs.
CHEEZBURGERS FUR AWL!!!
Tonite on Dancing with Canivores…
Likes urs betrs…. Funneee!!!!
dat’s whut da cheezburgers iz awl about!!!
much win!!
for big kig kitteh hugz, all is forgifen
Vaniwa tyger wif chokolat stripes needz 2 worry if da hooomins goona eat him!
Him says to him hoomin frend, “Savez me. I haz a flavur n itz iz bad, bad, bad. Hopin peeps believes him.
Hug it out, b*tch!
Bwa ha ha ha!
grate mindz, we fink alyke!
(maybeh jus a nibbl, k?) nom, nom…
tygur sez: “Sry, nawt no whar he wint last…*brp* …dizapeeriz of hoomin is alzo unaxplaynabul fenomenomnomnomnomnom”
Rly. i was nawt rly goin 2 eat hims. i seen teh chzbgr hims put in teh bak pokket is awl…an den i just ate teh chzbgr…rly…just teh chzb**RAAAAP** …’scuse meh.
“fenomenomnomnomnomnom”
lurvez it!
youze fren. wez likez 2 danses.
…CHOMP.
Nom, nom… Ear!
I can has single-digit comment?
1!
Sum-hao, koments is borked… teh above Teho koment kaem frum meeh.
Yes, dat happen to me yesterday, but I not rite nuttin…forchunatlee I see teh strainge name in mah comment place…I tink it was Ryan. Verrehstrange….
yah. bcuz dat wuz 2 chars. i wud nevar be so slopy.
wuz 2 chars but wuz oanlee 1 digit, so teknikuly i’z still semi-compliant wif teh rekwest
u juzt sez “tekniklee” didnchu? wel den…
[cracks knuckles]
[sits up]
[sips mocha]
1 dijit, yez. in fac cud be simpul binaree bit. howEVAR. teh bang wut folowz riet after casts teh hoel string into nu format, bcuz is must be AssKey nao. i can has VARCHAR(2) pls?
kthx.
[sip]
unlez… mabey dis be import flatfiel, an yr “!” is akshuly teh delim… dulym… doodly… wut meenz teh next colum?
Nex time Teho sez sumthin phunneee, is frum MEEH!
an teh nex tiem i sez sumthin stoopy…
All together now:
“Yes, I luv yu, but yu no
dis kan nevur bee.”
Do not say it!
I JUST CAN’T KWIT U!
sumbudy needz ma patintid stripy kevlol sut, stat!
STRIPY KEVLOL SOOT!
STRIPY KEVLOL SOOT!
i needz wun.
k now thatz THREE snuggly kissypoo lolcat posts in a row.
yup, gots to be teh anniberserary for cheezofu/tofeez!
Awww! Luv kittehs are out in force nao!
Man models dah latest trendz in fashun, politicallie correckt fur coat!
Can also fend off dah robbers and takez care of leftoveahs!
hehe… *lulz*
Win!
Tehy meat agin, owt n teh middel of nowehre adn awai frum prine aiz.
“Ai woosh ai culd forgit joo…but joo haz a gud flavr.”
brokebak fur shur…dem tygerses be heavy!
Ah cede teh floor to mah distingwisheed colleeeg, Dr. Jellybeansmom, noted below…
>^.^<
himz nawt hevvy himz mai tyger
idn’t mai tygr a drnk? yoo no, lik on da beech?
Want!
tiger
and then the poison tiger said i was ug-ug-ugly!!! ~bawl~
human
it’s ok. dry your eyes and then go back and eat him!
This picture (and the one with the tiggers in the tub) are from the site Dependable Renegade. I recommend it if you are of a more progressive bent.
HEY! What’s going on???
I am NOT Teho!
Why are Teho’s informashuns in my box???!!!??!?!!
I am lowly grunt. Is word press being stoopy again?
Ooooo your aptershave smelz good! wutiz? essense of sirloin? Mah favrits…
WordPress iz bein’ stoopy. Mah furst comment on dis pikshur came up as “mae” hoo iz “mae” aneewai? stoopy wordpress.
No, *I’M* Teho!
(knot reely – iz Tony Jameszis, butt kudnt rsist Spartakuz joke
We knows u is rilly Teresa Cahorshak… (or watever dat name wuz…)
moovys… abowt gladdyaters… we lieks dem
Orly? I dident knoes u was a pylot.
Heh. Orly. Pylot. I maded a unintenshunal airport joke there.
[attempts to come up with a stunning "KeflavĂkurflugvöllur" pun]
[melts into smoking goo]
Tiger to man: My brudder said yer wife wuz a liddle tuff, but he was still gladeeyater.
ba dump dump!
WurdPrez be needin sum PUDDINS upsied teh haid, sho nuff.
Shud ai reddee teh puddingwerferschnorglekanonen, mein Kapitan?
Jah! Schnell!
I was wonderin where uz waz. Welcome bak!
Thank God I found you, Tiger!!!
i wish i cud kwit u.
Haow do we no u is reely Teho? Eh?
i liek plastik monkys.
an banila myce creem.
“Myce creem” LOL!
Teh reel Teho has birfmark shaped like bukket. Is on his epidermis.
[looks at epidermis]
…dis cud taek awhyl.
you is vry brave an vry stoopid, but i gawta show mah emoshunal side fur dat lady tiga over dere…
Sowwy, not meen to mayk you mayk poopy in yur pants. My bad.
… *MUNCH*
D:
jussa leeeeetul nibbl?
12 yeerz laterz…Calvin n Hobbes can has teh reeyoo…riiyou…meetinz aginz
whoah… Hobs can has goen gray!
[sigh]
tiem cachs up wif us awl.
we can has reeyooniun wif Calvin n Hobbes? i misses it.
u has a flavur AND u r gud danser, too; mebee I not nawm u now
u mabey a tyger but u aynt no danser!
heltr skeltlol…
I WOULD GIVE MY FIRST BORN TO BE THAT GUY!!!
umm………..prolly NAWT a good idea……I jus sayin……
furs borned whut? Not Kitteh, ai hopes!
Tiger has accepted your offer. NOM NOM NOM
Notis tigger emploiz “A-Line” hug-stylee – hoomin lubs tigger, butt tigger don lub him bak.
nah, he be a frendlee tigger, a grand tigger, a large and helpful tigger, a tigger hoo bounced, if he bounced at awl, in juss teh bootiful way a tigger ought to bounce.
Winnee Pooh ref FTW!
Meny tahnkx, Monique. Wuz bouwncy tiger ref bak awn the Tubbie Tigerz – I KNEW I shud know it, butt cudn’t remember. Wuz hopin sumwun wud just say it!
I spectz (awltho peepls heer has astonishinlee gud memories, has has red almoast everything) I wuz nawt teh awnlee wun extending to you the pokey finger (do nawtt pull) of thankz!
Nah, that’s a happy tiger. (Really – I work with tigers.)
lil lower…
lil lower…
DERE! OMG DERE!
omg don’t stop~
luvs skritchings omg
*Skritchy skritch-skritch*
yeh, yeh, coars I lubs yu. Wot yu naym agin?
Az payul az dis tyger iz he reely wuld burn briyte in teh furrest ob teh nyte!
William Blake FTW! OK, AI REEEEELY lubs all uf uz!
Ai been tellin yus dat Ai iz big nerd. Ai lubs mee sum Blake. Songs ob eksperieence, dats mee.
i iz xcited dat yu is big nerd. can speek lolcat AND blake! geeenyus!
Litlol Bird / Beeg Nerd
hehe
heeeeeeeer hoomy hoomy hoomy…..I bez veeeeeey nice to u
*CHOMP*
burp
Stoopy hoomins…..day fall for it ebry time!!!
Jus for teh recordz. I gib eberwun 5 burgerz eben if they doan showz up on dis wonky thingy.
dats so nice, teeterz. i wisht i cud nom dem burgerz. iz hungree.
stoopy diet…
Iz my turn to lead!
(My Tigger is MUCH smaller than this one!)
Hoomin haz a flavur…an it’s GRRRRREAATT!!!!!!!!
Got Milk?
Tonee teh Tigger!
Bigh kitteh…i iz scarded.
no wee roaring frum teh tiger … iz BIG ROARING
this looks SO photoshopped!!!!
nope. i shur iz troo lurve…
in soviet russia we woulds photoshop u
and btw……WHO CARES if it IS photoshopped?? I jus wonner who dees hoomins is that be so oberly concerned that somthin might be FAKE…..uh…have you looked at ANYONE in Hollywood lately?? They ALL can has fake parts…….and MOST of America admires this…..this fakeness……soooooooooooo……. I can has photoshopped monopoly?
*stuffs raging Gayla bak in box*
you may resume ur laffin now….
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Photoshopped
yeps.
Iz trroo. Brad Pitt’s legs in Troy? NAWT Brad Pitt’s legs. Sumbuddy elseses. Nobuddy crais “o noes, tohs nawt reel legs!” Eberybudy goze “OMG WTF Brad Pitt in a lether skirt – taht’s HAWT”.
Ok so I’z shallow – soo me.
taht IZ hawt ……nawt deniable
U R rite. I nawt carez ib piccie R fotochopped, ib piccie & cap R funnee!
Ur rite. Is photoshopped. Hyoomin’s hat was originully orinj insted of green. It was shopped so it didnot draw ur atenshun away from tiger face.
Doesn’t look Photoshopped to me.
Well,
Every few days I print out a lolcat and tape it somewhere at school.. its quite fun.
dat sownd lyk a postsecret!
That is comend-, kumman-, vry gud of u.
Now, why u not get them to change ur skool’s team name to “Teh Lolcats”? I wud sit throo a footsball game in teh stands on chilly nite for that. I wud cheer foar them too:
2 bitz, 4 bitz, 6 bitz, a monnee
If ur foar teh Lolcats, shout something funnee!
gud idee, but has to not sell howt goggie @ teh games, mus have TEH CHEEZBURGER!
is OK – nex tiem i givz u sum mai cheezburger. K? Thx. bye
Is okay, dis wun NOT poysun!!
…PSYCH!! *CHOMP*
Snowball the Kitty on steroids….cawwee me…i still a beebee
Winter Ballroom Dancing for the Siberian Outdoorsman
In Russia, Kitteh leads YOU!
my luv. let me show you it
hey, werez did u get dis pikshur fromz? hehe
Me jus luvs dis pic. I sez we calls it “Tyger Balm”
Hyoomuns n tigrs, livin togethah…mass histehreeah!
I lubs pritti whyte tigr, but dis persohn much closer den I ebber want 2 get 2 wun.
who ya gonna call?
jack hanna!
i no eatz you…. maybe loves bitez but no eat. me eat cheezburger…
da tigr am wite
da dood am wite
da dood iz tryz to aboid a slite
doods fambly is in frite
fambly hops dey iz tite
Precious! I luvz it!
kitteh has GIGANTIC PAWS!
“Mine huge paws, lets me hold you wif dem”
Taigur spendz tu mush taim in teh hawtub – awl teh orinj was washd owt!
Iz coz tehr skins is pawrus, u noze.
But…
our luv is forbiddun
dey sez we crazey but ah jus doan caer
an if dem keeps on tokkin stil dey gets nowher…
Tracy Ullman reference! Yay! Ai luvs dat song!
ima nevr liv dis wun doawn, em i?
No need to liv it doawn…be prowd of yer good memry! (Ai’s assoomin yur a child ov da 80’s liik me.) Da only ting left in mai ober-40 mind dees days is bad 80’s song leerics!
doan worry bleef me after 50 not jus lirricks go way.
tracey ullman ref!
“coz dey dun no ‘baot us, n dey’z nebber beeen in luuurve…”
oops…
i can has saimult – simmulat – postingz wut b of same time?
u can has jinx!
…but i gets teh dyet coak wif liym.
…yet
X-D
…damit. dat wuz spozta be ROFL fayse.
I am soooo jelous!!!
I want a tiger hug too!
I be nice but jus remindr – mai feetz iz big az yoo hed.
If a reg’lar tyger turns to butter..
intu whut turnz DIS tyger?
yogurt w swirlies?
Tyger: I can has a li’l dippin soss, plz?
diz iz ebsolutly greit!
That guy is crazy.
that guy still alive? Very cool pic
cool man
(>^-^)><(^-^<)
absoolewt golld
That…is…adorable!!!!
I can has a tiger hug too? :3
…yet.
Iz much win.
‘Reyooniteded ann it feelz zo gud.. Reeyooniteded cuz wii under-stud’
LOLZ!!!
KITTEH IZ WINKIN!!!!!
More like Larry, Curly, and WHOA!!!!!!
Heez bin lookin like a zebwa too!