Sry i skare u.
I not rly goan eet u.
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Siegfried and Roy tiger can has forgivenez?
yesh himz grate big snugli self can!!!
Was moar liek Seegfreed und Kat Fud, if u asks meeh.
Tygur nawt teh wun to need foargivnez in taht kaes, Foolish human was being foolish and kitteh remynded him taht he did in fact hav a flavur
Notice the time (I’m on est). Great minds do think in synchronicity time.Or sum such thing.
i alwayz tawt transcentalz meditation wuz better than est
ahahahaahahahaha! best laugh i’ve had all day–thanks!
Tank u fer sabin me! Tank tank u hooman fer gettin big tigee away from Seegfreed and Roy. De tings I saw there! U wouldn’t want to know! Arrgh my eyes.
lol!
iz tru - but iz still wants hugs n snorgles like zookeepers get frm tiger too.
i forgt mah funni -
hoomanz
they has a flavr.
Let meh show u.
I be thinkin itz be Siegfried an Roy whut needin teh forgibness.
PS. WONKY WARNING! Teh voten burgurz nut be workin write. I gib 5 burgers to manee peeps and it onee counted for wun burgerrz ebery tyme. Doan be gitten teh hurted feelins naow.
ditto!
too many funny comments and no burger addition. i am trying.
he’s working the program. step by step.
I thought I smelled bad coffee and cigarettes
BTW guys - it wasn’t sigfrieds fault - some fat4ss in the front row was speaking loudly and freaked out the tiger. really, I can’t imagine how some loudmouth got into a show in vegas, but I suppose it happens
Celine Dion, fur wun.
WIN! By the way I speak for all of Canada here. KEEP HER!!!!!!
I speak for the UK. Canada caused the problem; you deal with it!!
i am teh lorax. i speeks fr teh treez.
dem not wants her eethr.
I speak for Canada. DO NOT WANT.
I speek fur Asia-#$ ^&* ^@&*(DO NOT WANT).
Stend,Stend, Stend,
U be missin teh point…..There should be no Sigfryed ana Roy. There shuld be no tigerz on teh stages in teh Vegas. Teh Tigerz posed teh be in teh junklez nut in Vegas & nut libin in Sig & Roy’s back yard. Dontcha Know?????Whar haz U been????
Tehm old sayins be maked up fur a resun. U play wiz fiur U getz burneded! Shame on U! Teh Tiger jus bein a tiger doin what tigerz duz, nomnomnommin.
Stoopy hairless monkies! Awl teh monees tehm makes in awl toes yearz can’t put himz back toogether ryte again….Shulda let that tiger lone in teh junklez.
i not fink Stend be misin dat poynt (or eny of teh poynty ends) akshuly.
Not tink Stend missn teh point(y ends) eider. Himz just notin’ waht happn. No wantz tigrz blamed eider.
Probelm ez, what jungle? Habitat for Bengalz iz disappearing. Bengalz themselevs is disappearing. Problem iz bigger than two guyz with tigers in Vegas.
Well, that may be partially true, but the original white tigers were bred by the Maharajah– they don’t live in the jungles. Siegfried and Roy were asked to help conserve them, and they care for about 25% of the world’s white tigers. They raised Montecore from birth.
Plus the problem of lack of safe jungles these days. There is so little wild left for any of them to live in, if they were to be released. Poachers, developers, hunters… Siegfried and Roy are hardly the most stoopy of the bunch.
Menny peeplz be likin da white tigerz and dey be popular at the animal parks and da animal showz and da animal parks and sowz be wantin to make teh monies so dey has the white tigers but not menny peeplz be knowin da twuth about white tigers an how they are bred for dees places…
dis be a site to edumacate peeplez about da tigerz…
http://www.bigcatrescue.org/white_tigers.htm
It be much pleghhh an very much sadness dat da poor big kittehs be exploited fer the monies…
Dancin wid de starz, eats ur harts out!
oops…jinx
buy me a coke!
“ahm all owt uv luv. ahm so lawst wifowt yu. I kno yu wur ryte, beeleefin’ fur so lawng.”
doant get me started……Teho will be much groaning lol
[holds bref]
[turns blu]
[pasiz owt]
on nos! WHO will feed da many kitteh’s tonight???
lolfrenz must hepp him owts and comed over and feed dem kittehs.
CHEEZBURGERS FUR AWL!!!
Tonite on Dancing with Canivores…
Likes urs betrs…. Funneee!!!!
dat’s whut da cheezburgers iz awl about!!!
much win!!
for big kig kitteh hugz, all is forgifen
Vaniwa tyger wif chokolat stripes needz 2 worry if da hooomins goona eat him!
Him says to him hoomin frend, “Savez me. I haz a flavur n itz iz bad, bad, bad. Hopin peeps believes him.
Hug it out, b*tch!
Bwa ha ha ha!
grate mindz, we fink alyke!
(maybeh jus a nibbl, k?) nom, nom…
tygur sez: “Sry, nawt no whar he wint last…*brp* …dizapeeriz of hoomin is alzo unaxplaynabul fenomenomnomnomnomnom”
Rly. i was nawt rly goin 2 eat hims. i seen teh chzbgr hims put in teh bak pokket is awl…an den i just ate teh chzbgr…rly…just teh chzb**RAAAAP** …’scuse meh.
“fenomenomnomnomnomnom”
lurvez it!
youze fren. wez likez 2 danses.
…CHOMP.
Nom, nom… Ear!
I can has single-digit comment?
1!
Sum-hao, koments is borked… teh above Teho koment kaem frum meeh.
Yes, dat happen to me yesterday, but I not rite nuttin…forchunatlee I see teh strainge name in mah comment place…I tink it was Ryan. Verrehstrange….
yah. bcuz dat wuz 2 chars. i wud nevar be so slopy.
wuz 2 chars but wuz oanlee 1 digit, so teknikuly i’z still semi-compliant wif teh rekwest
u juzt sez “tekniklee” didnchu? wel den…
[cracks knuckles]
[sits up]
[sips mocha]
1 dijit, yez. in fac cud be simpul binaree bit. howEVAR. teh bang wut folowz riet after casts teh hoel string into nu format, bcuz is must be AssKey nao. i can has VARCHAR(2) pls?
kthx.
[sip]
unlez… mabey dis be import flatfiel, an yr “!” is akshuly teh delim… dulym… doodly… wut meenz teh next colum?
Nex time Teho sez sumthin phunneee, is frum MEEH!
an teh nex tiem i sez sumthin stoopy…
All together now:
“Yes, I luv yu, but yu no
dis kan nevur bee.”
Do not say it!
I JUST CAN’T KWIT U!
sumbudy needz ma patintid stripy kevlol sut, stat!
STRIPY KEVLOL SOOT!
STRIPY KEVLOL SOOT!
i needz wun.
k now thatz THREE snuggly kissypoo lolcat posts in a row.
yup, gots to be teh anniberserary for cheezofu/tofeez!
Awww! Luv kittehs are out in force nao!
Man models dah latest trendz in fashun, politicallie correckt fur coat!
Can also fend off dah robbers and takez care of leftoveahs!