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oooo dallink!!! iz just ur kolor!
Hoorah fur the Princess! How cud u think ov sumthing so gud under teh awesome presshure. Wehn I luked at tihs, mai hed splorted and awl teh thots wuz awnt the floor. I has collected tehm now – enuf to say – ooooooooo, whut a KYOOOOOOOT kitteh! (Maibee sum r stil awn teh floor. brb.
so meny wurdz!
an u wuz so barowq
al of dem werds, jussa tel meh ‘no’…
– Teh Blu Chix
Remaindz me ov da ‘ristocrat hoo herd Mozart’s moosik and sed: “Tooo menee notes.” But if dey be teh rite onez, too menee iz nawt enuf!
Dat had b teh kingz! Amadeus ref FTW!!
fanks Janet! Gosh I no juss wut u mean! Da pressure! himz shore is a liddle kwutie pot pie!
yes, u reelee duznt knows whut it akshullee feelz liek until u are TEHERE. U can imagine it, but reelee must experiunce it.
I knows I uses meny werds. Wish it cud be odderwyse. Can’t siem to master teh “suksinkt.”
suksinkt is nawt all iz cracked up to be…..use all da werds u want Janet u r well loved
Thank u Gayla and u nyce otters. I am going to say sumthing taht may shok u – I maiself am surprized – a liddle. I seems to has an enemee heer. Fur meny pikshoors now, sumwun (and I believ I know hoo) is giving mee just 1 burger fur effurrything I rites. I wuz nawt going to menshun it, butt he/she is still doing it – and its starting to maek mee a liddle – miffed. And is also a bit sad, az iz nawt a customairee behavior of teh LOLfrenz.
i thenk sum1 just lyke givin 1 burgs… i seen sevral posts erly on in voteeng prossess wif 1 burgr wen dey didn’t deserv it (so i usully gives 5 to maek up diffrence…)
so i agreez iz sad, but at leest iz prolly nawt persnal… jus random r00dness…
u can has gud comments all de tyme.
yoo juss piont em owt hon. he will feal da wraff of da disdainfool paw! he will no da price ov making owr J4K fwrown! Fur ebri wrinkle ov distress dat crosses ur brow he will beg furgivnes!
MMAAAHHHAAWWWaaa…
Err @ da veri least we’ll tease him till he runs awai and then we’ll send owr secret snarki wepons of smrtness & doom (teho and stend) to chase him so far into the woods of the innernetts he nebber finds his wai owt!
Wen ai reeds teh commins ai du lyk inbisibel! ai awlways gib teh 5 burgrs, less itz won ub dem troll peepels.
I has noticed it too Janet– ebry time I seez ur post– so it may be some random/som personal donno but consider the source…and urs friends will always give you big burgers to counteract the smallmind at werk. No worries
)
for a while i thought that about me but i convinced myself i was just being paranoid…maybe not so paranoid nao…
i haven’t notice you getting bad burgers especially, but i have noticed low bad burgers on a lot of funny posts. it’s depressing!
Noaw hole on a minut peeps! I be trys to give Janets FIVE Cheezburgers an it only gibs her one. It be that wayz sence I started comin to tis place. Sumpin alwayz be a little wonky, like today I can not replyz to janet wit many kettehs where I wants to and my letterz is teeny eeny weeny even when I tryz to make tehm biggers. An manee tymes my cumments doan get on at all.
Nut be guud to ASSoom nuttin on tis wonky blog. Sorry Cheez, not to be oaffenden U. Srsly.
kthxbai
i feels better to blame a wonky blob than a mean meanie. i can be paranoid about blobs?
JCH4K – i lukked – an yer rite. stoopy low burgers, an wen i gib yu a 5burg, it duzn’t rais em.
DAMN YOU WONKY BLOBS!…er…BLOGS!
teeter….
dat vereh inneresting…
I wuz a little paranoid too…I is too sensutive and finks peepul not laks mah stoopy stuff wen ah gets a low vote…ah needs to get a life
but yes, I has seen teh weerd stuff dis site duz sometams.
JanetCH4K, yu is teh speshul wunnerful. Doan u worries bout no stoopy troll. 99 purcent ub us peepuls lub u, I am kwite shur! <3 <3 <3
Aye thankz u awl fur ur amayin kindness and support. Aye still thinkz wuz sumwun doin it awn purrpoise – cudda been random troll – butt seemed too deliberate fur a while nao. Butt I wll taek ur gud advice and just fergit abawt it. Iz too mutch luv and frenships heeer to bee bothereded by sutch a trivial thing.
It is amayzing, don’t u think – how verrry fond wun can becum of peepl wun has nebber seen?
Aye guess it’s becuz we seelms to hav so verry muttch in common – We are teh sayme kind of peepls, just separated by milez and continentz.
Moast ov mai – whut do we cawl teh frenz hoo we see in teh flesh? – eneway, moastof tehm r mutch liek u, too.
I iz awn anudder board, iz fansite 4 bannd. I haz meeted (but not eeted) sum ob teh peeps I wuz chattin wit on teh innerwebs at gigs, an am nao bery gud frenz wit sum ob tehm. Mai husban still calls tehm mai “imajinery frenz”.
getin bak tu parint “suksinkt” coment… brevitee is teh sowl of wit.
if u is werdy tyep, it mabey taekz much praktiz. ichc is gud playse fr dis, tho.
moar is much bettr than nun!
moar werds Mooooom………………pleeez?
Yep. I likez JanetCH4K maneh wurds.
Dis kitteh is sayin “daaaarrrrliiiiiin” in sum rich fanci voice
you cannot see its eyes welling up with happy tears
…o…m…g…
*hedsplode*
brilyant.
oh yes, dahlink. dis fabrik iz jest PURRFECT on u!
hmmm … iz pondering how ta maak dis mah new toi …
Mi guess is kitteh is thinkn ‘i cant wait to get mi pointee ends hooked on that lurvly belt’ Peas, peas play lets me have it, DO WANT
I shall knit you a gorgeous piece…
Ai shell UN-nit ur gorjyus pees! Cants wayt to egts mai widdel bittee nittin needels in dat nise loopee fabwic!! Jus won pull n b AWL ober teh plase!
Mek da kitteh wun uv dese:
http://crochetme.com/June_July_2005/patt_kitty_toy.htm
Kitteh be too happee to wurree bowt yoor nittin!!!
I wuz gonna sho dis desine to my ten-yeer-ole dotter, hoo layks tu nitt.
But den I saw hao dis toi got its naym: Kitty Weed.
Prittee akurat weed! LOL.
Well, I lurves to knit – and I is awld enuf (aye wuz a fun aij in teh 60s – whooppeee) to handle it!
Thankz – I haz now bukmarkeded it.
i will luvs it an skweez it an call it jorj…
U deserves 5-cheezburger vote just for clever username…
Iz purrfect for kitteh bed. Will has it covered wit kat hare an floof in no time.
my orange shedding will stand out nicely against that pale blue !!!
I r faaaab-u-luss!
be still mai beetin hart lulz! this kitteh is kyoot. but dat fabrik, not so kyoot.
Kitteh iz colurblind, but adores mawmee NEway!
I MUST have dis for to make cocktale dress for jet-setter in one day k thks.
Tim Gunn sez i must make it werk this week or i am goen home!
Hehe, Tim Gunn. Hehehe. He beez a big white hyuman kitteh, yes? Verrah cool, verrah dig-i-nee-fyd, n hez not sho hiz pointy ends much but he gots em.
Next Tim Gunn kitteh will to be makin her a dress frum Martha Stewart’s sheet cullexshin.
(Dat will mak no sens at all to dose who do not gett teh Macee’s commershuls)
Sarkastick kitteh is sarkastick.
Effurything lookz better wif cat hare.
spessially blakc clofes! those look much teh cooler! thas way i likes to sleep on yr landry!
No owtfit is kompleet wifout teh cat hares!
dat be MANEE cat hares!!
Noes whatya means Theresa, i wares my kittehs to work every dai ! Ebens gots the hares on my chair at desk! Chair is fugly green, but looks good wif the kitteh hares there !
is luvliest kitteh!
Maven cat….is kvelling.
Maven kitteh haz naches!
Bad fabrik giv her shpilkes in da ganektigizoint.
i has teh oy
cute cat
clems86, very lovely blog you started….
yes! vry vry nyce. I’m glad you shared it!
I agree. Lovely thoughts.
an a pretteh littul picshur too
u be the pruttiest bride i evah seen!
nao, please to be lettin me play with the vail….
kthnxbai
Your photos are just too funny! Consider me subscribed!
Hai Linda! Welcum to ICHC! U fink fotoes r funnee, teh peepels heer b funnee n talenteds n cleber n smartz! We haz so muches fun! Nao furst ruul of LoLspeek: Der B no ruuls! Furst ruul of commintin: No use teh “f” wurd wen b fursty to commint! (Ai fownd owts teh hard wai to not say “furst”!) Ovverwyse, no ruuls!
Aaaah sweet misteree of life at last Ive fownd yeeeew…
Aaaat last ah noes teh meening of it aaaaaalll…
awesum referunts!
/luv ur stuff, duff
//teehee
rassin frassin! ICHC gobbled mah reesponze to ur fabulus refurunts lak a ninee nan cent cheezburga!
anyway, I tries again…lubs dat MK refurunce!
/it doo bee one, right?
The sawng is frum teh 1935 Victor Herbert operetta “Naughty Marietta.”
Of coars, wuz VERRY popular fur meny yeers – with lots of taek-offs. Whut is tihs MK of wich u speek?
Iz Madeline Kahn? In Young Frankinstein? She singz dat at moment of..uh…passhun. (sawry wuz hard enuff spellin teh naims witout atemptin tu lolspeek tehm)
Haha! Dats rite! *I* am teh big stoopy heer fer tinkin is Madeline, but is reely Much farder back…tanks for teh info, JanetCH4K. I gess Madeline in YF wuz wun of dem take offs uff wich u speek!
Yes, u r rite. MK Did do it in taht mooviee. Is lawng tiem sinz I seed it.. I rememberz it now. MK was wunnderfool.
weear??wear?? WEAR B TEH 99 sent CHEEZBURGER?? Ai’ll gladlee pay u Toosday for teh cheezburger tooday!
I membur reedin sumtin bout dat Dave guy frum Wendees sayin no homeless peeps bee turned awai! He makez ninee nine cent menu fur dem, TOO! I tink he go teh rainbo, doe.
Berry sad. Nice man. He noe wunts 2 turn awai teh homeless frum teh good prices for foodz.
I seez good prices for cheezburgers at meneh fas food places.
I wishes ebberyboddee cud bee fed.
Operetta kitteh sing operettta.
o wut a luvy. an wif such gud tast.
Ooooh, pleeze mai ah hold dat lublee ting in mah paws…
SOES AH CAN RIP IT INTO A MEELYUN LITTUL SHREDZ AND BITEZ IT AN BUNNEE KICKS IT AN DEN MYULE KICKZ IT INTO TEH FYUCHUR!!! MUAHAHAHAH!
ahem.
*earnest blinks* Soes ah can test itz fabulusness?
lulz!! dat iz egzactly wut mai kitteh duz! yoo speek bery gud lolspeek. it maked me laugh reel reel loud. and i iz in library. peeps r lookin at me now. mmk bai.
peni…pinitt…penitenn…uh, postur, u makez mah day!!! I lubs it wen ah makez sumwun laff out loud, but efun bettah wen dey tellz me!!
lulz!1 no prob, kathleen. yoo talked liek yoo wur wittle kitteh shreddin teh fabrick. wuz funni. i culd so see mai kitteh doin dat same sing.
*earnest blinks* Soes ah can test itz fabulusness?
iz pur jeenyus! i luvs it! dis gotta be mai fave lolcat pic ever. iz too funny.
and it’s “penitent tangent”. i noe iz confusin. iz from halo.
Kathleen b spendin too muches tyme wif Stend??
doo Stend bee crazy lak mee?
yup! mose ob us r! Hao menee sane adults peepel u noes wid teh
hi-er edumicashuns fink, ryte n speek lyk dis??
To paarp… praap… parafr… adapt quote from Dr Louis Camutti: “All of our commenters are normal. Some are just more normal than others!”
from “All mai payshuns r under teh bedz”
Wut ah ments wuz….teh smart AN sweet wuns….:D <3
teh berry smart wuns….:P
Teh orenge ones may be poysin, but dey haz teh bestest dezine sense.
dat’s why u (almopst) never seez dem warin teh shartrooos sashee ober tehr cowt…
an onlee eberr a taystyful hat wen goes tu churches.
Kitteh wearin tasty-ful hat goez to hat chek kitteh to reetreev hat.
Hat check kitteh say myulishlee an loftilly, Whars ur ticket?
Cawz tasty-ful hat wuz cheezburga an now is in hc kitteh’s tum.
y dat not go unner teh rite place?
skwints suspishuslee at dis bord.
skwints suspishuslee at self cuz it bee vewwwy erlee in teh morning for mah brain.
ah goes back to bed now.
kthxbai.
s’ok, yu comes bak ltr – we savs u yer chzbgr hat. rly. rly rly.
*innocent look*
wud ah ly to yu?
o, u 2 cyute…:D
Oh Rapture! Oh Joy! Ai can turn to terry cloth!
~bartender cat shakes invisible cocktail shaker~
say gorgeous. i havent i seen you in here before?
~mysterious woolen-vamp at the bar~
evening, sam. every night for a week now. same again and keep ‘em coming.
Teh WIN Oscar, let me give u it.
YES!!! SOOOOoo clefur. I did NAWT see taht. Thank u mutches fur new and verry funney purrspective!
Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair……
watch out Rapunzel……the ornj ones be poision!!
HEY BATTAH BATTAH BATTAH … SWING!!!
Let’s teleport into my closet and talk about — FASHION!
well Hello!
snake an jeans are a grate look! i juss add a belt, an i be readeh to go!
an i never fully cloze mai mouth, foar dat stoopeh drooleh sexeh look!
An AI hab sixteelebben payrz uv red hooker boots fur to compleet ma onsombl!!
Cuz, yah noes, yah cn nebber has nuff assess….ackessori…..hatz n gluvs n tings
AbFab ref FTW!
Yas, lubs Patsie muchly. Usta werk inna fashion n nu many “Patsies”
Oh kitteh, Eye noz jes haow u feelz. Samefing happenz tu me eber-tyme Eye goez into the fabrick storez. Eye haz muches drooling -n- enbying -n- spending of foochur cheezburger monies. But soon will have mah nu baybee kitteh – whut still needs teh namings – and ten Eye will be gud kitteh-mommie and be spendings monies on ‘portynt kitteh fings and not on fabrickz.
Naw, yoo still kin by da purtee fabrix. Jus needa maek kitteh tois wiff dem! http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=119887.0
LOLZ!
luv dis wun; only wish its wuz biggr.
(ya ya, dats wut she sed. smartazz.)
we has u so well trained naw that u zing urself b4 we even get here…. LOL
T3e belt frum ur bafwobe, DO WANT!! I hidez it. U neber findz it. Entyce kitteh wif fresh sammon, kitteh showz u were it iz
den u puts it bak on ur robe. den u forgit to tie it. den u goes down teh stairs.
step step *yank* “haha kitteh” step step *yank* “not funneh kitteh!”
So you’re saying i should tie my sash this way… (pulls up invisible sash)
Oh dahlink Iz yoo! De color, de cut, so slimmink. I can borrow?
kthnksbai
Posh Spice has got competishun
Kitteh prolly sings betta.
Alreddee ways moar, an has purtier hayrs! Altho dis kitteh wood liek a spows whut plays wif a ball fur a livving!
An luks LOTS happyer! Posh iz a killjoi.
Ai startz nao? *deeep breff*
“2B, aw not 2B. Taht ar teh qwesshun”
Wut u meenz, “tank you bery mush”? I iz AKTOR dahlink, an I MUSS perform!
“Ai wooden treet NE libing aktor dis way in Shakspeer!”
“aaaahhhhhhhhhh, teh french champagne . . .”
Kitteh winned Aminal Planit’s “Teh Nex Tawp Deziner” an did is hims noo sho, Felyne Dezine.
kitteh eye foar teh strayt guy
PZ. Fergutz to say, Oh Mai Goach, I wantz to snorgelz and nomnomnom teh babee ketteh. It be a darlin babee! I jus gushin wit teh LUB! I WANTS NAOW!
Hmmm.. taht mite be a little oberkill… but he is berry kewt.
No, Teeter, nawt overkill. Taht’s zacklee how I felt wehn I furst saw dis pikshoor. Mai hed troolee did splort and denn I suddenlee began to babble stuff liek – oooooo, isnt himz teh kootest liddle kitthe snuroglems grumunpsm o mai. U just wantz to sweep himz off is adorable liddle feet and cuddle.
Ok…I gib everybody hear 5 burgers (didn’t even read sum of em) But it not workin. Teh most it gibs is wun vote ebry tyme all teh tyme. See I toed U … it be WONKY!
Funnee, I has nebber had enny prolims wit teh blob duing weerd stufs. Essept dat it be rilly sloe to daownlode on my wurk ‘puter.
Is u makin shur tu clik teh mostest ritest of teh burgrs to gib fyv burgrs to sumwun?
I kant eben gess wai it mite be maykin peepls yuse teh rong niknaym…
Ai keepz tellin u…..ALEYUNS. Iz cormspriracy.
Baby tabby t’inks iz meerkat…
Ya this is funny, but why are we all talking like fetuses? (if they could talk)
iz lolspeek. u mus be noo heer.
haow tu: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/24/lol-kitteh-as-a-second-language-lksl-101-in-five-easy-steps/
histree: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/08/a-special-in-depth-analysis-by-david-mcraney-l337-katz0rz/
teh werdz: icanhascheezburger.com/werdz/
er dat last leenk, wun moar tiem: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/werdz/ heh.
This picture gets me through the day, if im depressed i go look at it.
Well, Joey, I’m sorree to heer yoo ar deprest, as yoo ar heer.
But this iz wun of mai favoriets, too. Ai’m nawt depressed – but when ai saw sumwun wuz heer, ai thot ai wud just hitchhike along – eesiest way to get heer!
But if this moast adorable ov liddle kittehs can’t cheer yoo up, nothing can. But reelee – just luking at taht liddle fayce – yoo just has to laugh!
Ai do hoep yoo ar feeling bedder nao.
Oh Hai Joey,
I sorry dat u gits depressed. Dere r a number of peeps on heer dat hab teh same prolem.
Iz nise hao a picshur can maek us feelz teh better. Wen Iz in traffic an deres a stoopy driver, I fink ov teh Bwinker cat, and it alwais maeks me laff instead ov gettin upset. I’ll try to post teh linkie.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=bwinker
Hope u feel better an dat I see moar ov ur commints.