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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hoorah fur the Princess! How cud u think ov sumthing so gud under teh awesome presshure. Wehn I luked at tihs, mai hed splorted and awl teh thots wuz awnt the floor. I has collected tehm now - enuf to say - ooooooooo, whut a KYOOOOOOOT kitteh! (Maibee sum r stil awn teh floor. brb.

Teho

an u wuz so barowq
al of dem werds, jussa tel meh ‘no’…

- Teh Blu Chix

 
woodchuck

Remaindz me ov da ‘ristocrat hoo herd Mozart’s moosik and sed: “Tooo menee notes.” But if dey be teh rite onez, too menee iz nawt enuf!

ManfredMom

Dat had b teh kingz! Amadeus ref FTW!!

 
 
 
Princess Mu

fanks Janet! Gosh I no juss wut u mean! Da pressure! himz shore is a liddle kwutie pot pie!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

yes, u reelee duznt knows whut it akshullee feelz liek until u are TEHERE. U can imagine it, but reelee must experiunce it.

I knows I uses meny werds. Wish it cud be odderwyse. Can’t siem to master teh “suksinkt.”

gayla34

suksinkt is nawt all iz cracked up to be…..use all da werds u want Janet u r well loved :D

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Thank u Gayla and u nyce otters. I am going to say sumthing taht may shok u - I maiself am surprized - a liddle. I seems to has an enemee heer. Fur meny pikshoors now, sumwun (and I believ I know hoo) is giving mee just 1 burger fur effurrything I rites. I wuz nawt going to menshun it, butt he/she is still doing it - and its starting to maek mee a liddle - miffed. And is also a bit sad, az iz nawt a customairee behavior of teh LOLfrenz.

 
invisible commenter

i thenk sum1 just lyke givin 1 burgs… i seen sevral posts erly on in voteeng prossess wif 1 burgr wen dey didn’t deserv it (so i usully gives 5 to maek up diffrence… ;)

so i agreez iz sad, but at leest iz prolly nawt persnal… jus random r00dness…

u can has gud comments all de tyme. :D

 
Princess Mu

yoo juss piont em owt hon. he will feal da wraff of da disdainfool paw! he will no da price ov making owr J4K fwrown! Fur ebri wrinkle ov distress dat crosses ur brow he will beg furgivnes!

MMAAAHHHAAWWWaaa…

Err @ da veri least we’ll tease him till he runs awai and then we’ll send owr secret snarki wepons of smrtness & doom (teho and stend) to chase him so far into the woods of the innernetts he nebber finds his wai owt!

 
ManfredMom

Wen ai reeds teh commins ai du lyk inbisibel! ai awlways gib teh 5 burgrs, less itz won ub dem troll peepels.

 
gayla34

I has noticed it too Janet– ebry time I seez ur post– so it may be some random/som personal donno but consider the source…and urs friends will always give you big burgers to counteract the smallmind at werk. No worries :D)

 
cSmall

for a while i thought that about me but i convinced myself i was just being paranoid…maybe not so paranoid nao…

i haven’t notice you getting bad burgers especially, but i have noticed low bad burgers on a lot of funny posts. it’s depressing!

 
Teeter

Noaw hole on a minut peeps! I be trys to give Janets FIVE Cheezburgers an it only gibs her one. It be that wayz sence I started comin to tis place. Sumpin alwayz be a little wonky, like today I can not replyz to janet wit many kettehs where I wants to and my letterz is teeny eeny weeny even when I tryz to make tehm biggers. An manee tymes my cumments doan get on at all.

Nut be guud to ASSoom nuttin on tis wonky blog. Sorry Cheez, not to be oaffenden U. Srsly.
kthxbai

 
cSmall

i feels better to blame a wonky blob than a mean meanie. i can be paranoid about blobs?
JCH4K - i lukked - an yer rite. stoopy low burgers, an wen i gib yu a 5burg, it duzn’t rais em.
DAMN YOU WONKY BLOBS!…er…BLOGS!

 
Kathleen

teeter….

dat vereh inneresting…

I wuz a little paranoid too…I is too sensutive and finks peepul not laks mah stoopy stuff wen ah gets a low vote…ah needs to get a life

but yes, I has seen teh weerd stuff dis site duz sometams.

JanetCH4K, yu is teh speshul wunnerful. Doan u worries bout no stoopy troll. 99 purcent ub us peepuls lub u, I am kwite shur! <3 <3 <3

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Aye thankz u awl fur ur amayin kindness and support. Aye still thinkz wuz sumwun doin it awn purrpoise - cudda been random troll - butt seemed too deliberate fur a while nao. Butt I wll taek ur gud advice and just fergit abawt it. Iz too mutch luv and frenships heeer to bee bothereded by sutch a trivial thing.

It is amayzing, don’t u think - how verrry fond wun can becum of peepl wun has nebber seen?

Aye guess it’s becuz we seelms to hav so verry muttch in common - We are teh sayme kind of peepls, just separated by milez and continentz.

Moast ov mai - whut do we cawl teh frenz hoo we see in teh flesh? - eneway, moastof tehm r mutch liek u, too.

 
SJ

I iz awn anudder board, iz fansite 4 bannd. I haz meeted (but not eeted) sum ob teh peeps I wuz chattin wit on teh innerwebs at gigs, an am nao bery gud frenz wit sum ob tehm. Mai husban still calls tehm mai “imajinery frenz”.

 
Teho

getin bak tu parint “suksinkt” coment… brevitee is teh sowl of wit.
if u is werdy tyep, it mabey taekz much praktiz. ichc is gud playse fr dis, tho.

 
 
cSmall

moar is much bettr than nun!
moar werds Mooooom………………pleeez?

Kathleen

Yep. I likez JanetCH4K maneh wurds.

 
 
 
 
 
 
monkeybananaraffle

Dis kitteh is sayin “daaaarrrrliiiiiin” in sum rich fanci voice

 
mattfish

you cannot see its eyes welling up with happy tears

invisible commenter

…o…m…g…

*hedsplode*

brilyant.

 
 
brainfire

oh yes, dahlink. dis fabrik iz jest PURRFECT on u!

 
irongrrl22

hmmm … iz pondering how ta maak dis mah new toi …

LifeLover

Mi guess is kitteh is thinkn ‘i cant wait to get mi pointee ends hooked on that lurvly belt’ Peas, peas play lets me have it, DO WANT

 
 
PS

I shall knit you a gorgeous piece…

ManfredMom

Ai shell UN-nit ur gorjyus pees! Cants wayt to egts mai widdel bittee nittin needels in dat nise loopee fabwic!! Jus won pull n b AWL ober teh plase!

B!

Mek da kitteh wun uv dese:
http://crochetme.com/June_July_2005/patt_kitty_toy.htm

Kitteh be too happee to wurree bowt yoor nittin!!!

woodchuck

I wuz gonna sho dis desine to my ten-yeer-ole dotter, hoo layks tu nitt.

But den I saw hao dis toi got its naym: Kitty Weed.
Prittee akurat weed! LOL.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Well, I lurves to knit - and I is awld enuf (aye wuz a fun aij in teh 60s - whooppeee) to handle it!
Thankz - I haz now bukmarkeded it.

 
 
 
 
invisible commenter

i will luvs it an skweez it an call it jorj…

ronniecat

U deserves 5-cheezburger vote just for clever username…

 
 
Xi

Iz purrfect for kitteh bed. Will has it covered wit kat hare an floof in no time.

stend

my orange shedding will stand out nicely against that pale blue !!!

 
 
 
penitenttangent

be still mai beetin hart lulz! this kitteh is kyoot. but dat fabrik, not so kyoot.

B!floozie

Kitteh iz colurblind, but adores mawmee NEway!

 
 
ronniecat

I MUST have dis for to make cocktale dress for jet-setter in one day k thks.

Tim Gunn sez i must make it werk this week or i am goen home!

Lala

Hehe, Tim Gunn. Hehehe. He beez a big white hyuman kitteh, yes? Verrah cool, verrah dig-i-nee-fyd, n hez not sho hiz pointy ends much but he gots em.

 
msmaryb

Next Tim Gunn kitteh will to be makin her a dress frum Martha Stewart’s sheet cullexshin.

(Dat will mak no sens at all to dose who do not gett teh Macee’s commershuls)

 
 
paws4thot

Sarkastick kitteh is sarkastick.

 
Theresa

Effurything lookz better wif cat hare.

Dani

spessially blakc clofes! those look much teh cooler! thas way i likes to sleep on yr landry!

SarahD

No owtfit is kompleet wifout teh cat hares!

 
 
 
LifeLover

Noes whatya means Theresa, i wares my kittehs to work every dai ! Ebens gots the hares on my chair at desk! Chair is fugly green, but looks good wif the kitteh hares there !

 
 
 
fillyjonk

Maven cat….is kvelling.

Theresa

Maven kitteh haz naches!

Bad fabrik giv her shpilkes in da ganektigizoint.

 
 
 
Kathleen

clems86, very lovely blog you started….

cSmall

yes! vry vry nyce. I’m glad you shared it!

 
woodchuck

I agree. Lovely thoughts.

 
 
 
 
Dani

u be the pruttiest bride i evah seen!

nao, please to be lettin me play with the vail….

kthnxbai

 
Linda Jenkinson

Your photos are just too funny! Consider me subscribed! :)

ManfredMom

Hai Linda! Welcum to ICHC! U fink fotoes r funnee, teh peepels heer b funnee n talenteds n cleber n smartz! We haz so muches fun! Nao furst ruul of LoLspeek: Der B no ruuls! Furst ruul of commintin: No use teh “f” wurd wen b fursty to commint! (Ai fownd owts teh hard wai to not say “furst”!) Ovverwyse, no ruuls!