Thank u Gayla and u nyce otters. I am going to say sumthing taht may shok u - I maiself am surprized - a liddle. I seems to has an enemee heer. Fur meny pikshoors now, sumwun (and I believ I know hoo) is giving mee just 1 burger fur effurrything I rites. I wuz nawt going to menshun it, butt he/she is still doing it - and its starting to maek mee a liddle - miffed. And is also a bit sad, az iz nawt a customairee behavior of teh LOLfrenz.

i thenk sum1 just lyke givin 1 burgs… i seen sevral posts erly on in voteeng prossess wif 1 burgr wen dey didn’t deserv it (so i usully gives 5 to maek up diffrence…

so i agreez iz sad, but at leest iz prolly nawt persnal… jus random r00dness…

u can has gud comments all de tyme.

yoo juss piont em owt hon. he will feal da wraff of da disdainfool paw! he will no da price ov making owr J4K fwrown! Fur ebri wrinkle ov distress dat crosses ur brow he will beg furgivnes!

MMAAAHHHAAWWWaaa…

Err @ da veri least we’ll tease him till he runs awai and then we’ll send owr secret snarki wepons of smrtness & doom (teho and stend) to chase him so far into the woods of the innernetts he nebber finds his wai owt!

Wen ai reeds teh commins ai du lyk inbisibel! ai awlways gib teh 5 burgrs, less itz won ub dem troll peepels.

I has noticed it too Janet– ebry time I seez ur post– so it may be some random/som personal donno but consider the source…and urs friends will always give you big burgers to counteract the smallmind at werk. No worries :D)

for a while i thought that about me but i convinced myself i was just being paranoid…maybe not so paranoid nao…

i haven’t notice you getting bad burgers especially, but i have noticed low bad burgers on a lot of funny posts. it’s depressing!

Noaw hole on a minut peeps! I be trys to give Janets FIVE Cheezburgers an it only gibs her one. It be that wayz sence I started comin to tis place. Sumpin alwayz be a little wonky, like today I can not replyz to janet wit many kettehs where I wants to and my letterz is teeny eeny weeny even when I tryz to make tehm biggers. An manee tymes my cumments doan get on at all.

Nut be guud to ASSoom nuttin on tis wonky blog. Sorry Cheez, not to be oaffenden U. Srsly.
kthxbai

i feels better to blame a wonky blob than a mean meanie. i can be paranoid about blobs?
JCH4K - i lukked - an yer rite. stoopy low burgers, an wen i gib yu a 5burg, it duzn’t rais em.
DAMN YOU WONKY BLOBS!…er…BLOGS!

teeter….

dat vereh inneresting…

I wuz a little paranoid too…I is too sensutive and finks peepul not laks mah stoopy stuff wen ah gets a low vote…ah needs to get a life

but yes, I has seen teh weerd stuff dis site duz sometams.

JanetCH4K, yu is teh speshul wunnerful. Doan u worries bout no stoopy troll. 99 purcent ub us peepuls lub u, I am kwite shur! <3 <3 <3

Aye thankz u awl fur ur amayin kindness and support. Aye still thinkz wuz sumwun doin it awn purrpoise - cudda been random troll - butt seemed too deliberate fur a while nao. Butt I wll taek ur gud advice and just fergit abawt it. Iz too mutch luv and frenships heeer to bee bothereded by sutch a trivial thing.

It is amayzing, don’t u think - how verrry fond wun can becum of peepl wun has nebber seen?

Aye guess it’s becuz we seelms to hav so verry muttch in common - We are teh sayme kind of peepls, just separated by milez and continentz.

Moast ov mai - whut do we cawl teh frenz hoo we see in teh flesh? - eneway, moastof tehm r mutch liek u, too.

I iz awn anudder board, iz fansite 4 bannd. I haz meeted (but not eeted) sum ob teh peeps I wuz chattin wit on teh innerwebs at gigs, an am nao bery gud frenz wit sum ob tehm. Mai husban still calls tehm mai “imajinery frenz”.

getin bak tu parint “suksinkt” coment… brevitee is teh sowl of wit.
if u is werdy tyep, it mabey taekz much praktiz. ichc is gud playse fr dis, tho.

Yep. I likez JanetCH4K maneh wurds.