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Umforchunitly, teh ownlee ting I kan tink of tu poast is a liddl ronchee…
Aw heck. Wye nawt?
*ahem*
“Wye yur tayl be in teh frunt? An wye it so shoart??!?”
HAHAHAHA!
Dat iz teh bestest!!!!!!
Cuz you dun deleted all teh mesages in mah emailz bout haowz Eye kan make it biggerer … Ebil Kitteh …
Ebin maor win tahn teh comment from CP!
I gets them all de time, it be the funnie, I is a grl
I hadz oppisyt happinin 1ce; inbyt 2 semynR oan “hou 2 bee @ moar suksessful woman” kame 2 mai boss, addressd 2 “Mr Brian >surname<,…”
Yah, an awl my guy frinds git teh wuns foar maykn dere boobies bigr…
TeeHee!! Gud won!!
Gotsa skeeter on mah p33ter fliks it awf!
Well there musta been a dozen, I could hear the basturds buzzin
That be an oldie but goodie Melissa,
Oh…..dat is SUCH a clebber an cyute 1!
towtlee feelz liek Frydegg alredy, dunnit?
At leest, tehy r nawt making teh f-werd joaks (teh 4 lettre werd, nawt teh wun(ha) with teh fiev letters.
Oh, eek. I guess tehre is moar tahn wun (sry) four letter f-werd. I meant, ov coarse, teh wun with the a and the r and teh t in it.
i fought u meened “furst” f-wurd. i loss count of da letters. but den i unnerstand witch f-wurd. itz whut mah boy duz in da car wifout saying sry or scuse meh.
iz berry bad when he nommed da brokkli pizza. hadta open da winders six times.
BROKKLI PIZZA?? Wut kine ub fool bee dat?
LOL!
parently berry bad. iz called *brokkli, tmater an parmezan pizza*.
hehehe. i spellt it borkli furst, den maded it wright. shur was borkli in da car!!
Iz nawt mi tayl Kitteh; iz mi harbles, and dehy R bi99r dahn URS!
Nawt to menshun mine r still attachd, an urs r nawt.
Omg, that’s the exact same hamper I have! >_>
ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!
mai aiz – dey b borked.
Oh hai! U look bettar wif klothez on. Put thos awai!
Ha! Everybuddy be finking de same fing. De hive mind at work
OH NOES, NOT TEH LOLMOB MENTALOLITEE!!
We haz been assmylylaytd
erzistence foo tile.
Pleese to be putting ur pants on ASAP! U iz hurtin’ my eyez.
Ma bawlroom tan – let me shows yoo it!!!
(Whut de Gaylick wurd fur sunscreen? Pub!
)
Yes, it is actually!
ides! ides in de dark! 1 noom sirquels. (not skwares–sirquels)
bewarry de ides of dark!
2 refs in 1!!1!
ST:NTG FTW!
“ebbry step u taek… ebbry move u maek…”
ebbry hart u braek
ebbry yard u raek
ebbry caek u baek…
hay. wait.
caek?… u be maekin caek nao?
den i wantz chocklit. kthzbai
an doan worry bout choklit is poyzin for da kittehs. iz ok for meh – - i not porous.
Wayl, mebbe doze chocklit orinjes be poyzin….I kin nebber bayr to eet wun to find owt….
dey not poysin. udderwyse ai no b heer! onlee pwoblim, dey go direclly to hipses, buttses, waste n boobs!
wait……..u fin a way to make chocolate go to boobs? Can has secret? LOL LOL
mmph mm phmmmp mphhh
(resisstin teh smuttee commint)
da eyez has it!
Ah new it!! wun leg at a tyme, lyke awl teh odder hyoomins! u no cans fool me!
kitteh, datz a no no!
Oh Mah GAWD!!!!!
Good ting u wearz dem cloathee fings!
Ur kidz wud run awai from h0me!
I’z finkin ’bout it…….
Cats-ket* eyeballing your measurements, while gettin a whiff of them
**cat in a basket
Nu LoLwurd to add to dikshunerree!!
if kitteh whiffin too hard on dem durty clozes, itz gonna be kitteh in a kasket.
major briggader genereal PLEH.
umm “major pleh reporting foar doody?!” 1!
(sumwun had 2 go tehre…myt az wel haev bin meeh)
hi, crapture! dat u? iz dat fing all funky wif da names better? dat wuz cornfuzin meh…
heh-heh-heh.
anuvver doody joke! cant has enuff uv doze!
BEEG promotion fur Major Pleh. Ceremonie in full dress unifurrm with Armee band and awl avaiabul dingnutarries. Recepshun fur awl to follow at teh Ocifurs Klub. Tomorrow at 1300 hrs awn teh parade ground.
mebbe we shud announz dat when dey fires da riflses, dey ‘posed to point dem AWAY from da major…
uvverwise, he gonnz join dat kitteh in da kasket wif da smelly clozes~
k i shuttin up nao.
jus doan go hunting wif da vice pres and u be okay
Kitteh huffin – no, dis bees da KITTEHS doin da huffin!
(Hay, wher Stend? No seeum fur mennee days… is bizzee wif lernins?)
Oar nu job.
In soviet Russia, kitteh huffs u!
(well, sumbuddy had 2)
i fink ur lojik can has teh falliceez
dat iz wun sneekee feeline
No use teh bleech wen u washes!! Maykes mai pritee blak fur turns wyte!
Mai kittehs parenly lub mai smell so muches dey sits on teh dirtee clobesez. PLEH!!!
Dey awsew lub teh baskkitz.
oh gawd, itz teh logo frum catstehmusical.
NOW AN FURREVER!
*Ai gibz u blank stair an monotonoz*
“Ai lubs ICHC….
It can has better than “Cats”..
I weeel can goe seez it ober and ober agan…”
Pervert cat…
is perving.
Like Roseanne Connor said to D.J………..
No honey you’re a PREvert!!
u an ceeling cat needs a twelv step suport grup. gah
We is collekting a hole famblee of peeping kittehs. Is probablee teh famblee bizness, liek teh Rumanien and Hungarian cirkus famblees. If tehy were awl boi kittehs, we cud say tehy wus Peeping Toms – butt taht seems liek a cheep shot!
I nos what he be doin in there in the dark . . . hidin from ceiling cat ! ! Ceiling cat knows all an seez all.
Eeder dat or he peeing in teh lawndry. Mah Shy duz dat. Pleh! I iz washin cloez furever. DO NOT WANT1!!!
HALP! Dis gigat…gegan….hughish klam eated me!
Clams has liverz!
… -N- Eye haz obskur ref whut shaows mah age…
Yes… I b c’in that.
I R allus imrpe… empres… amahzed at the smartz of the hoomyns on here!
Dat refrunse to da BC iz beeg famuly joke in mai howse! Ai dint no aneewun elze hoo memberd dat!!!!!!!!
I had furgotted! An clams has feets, 2.
hoamland sekurikitteh haz bin syruptishuly instalded in ur howse and iz mawniturin ur aktivateez
compramized kitteh is … doen waht hez toald.
Goaldun iez peerz frum
deep shadowz. Watcheeng fingz datz
no canz B ecksplaynd
Prittee Wun wayrz lawtz
uv knloathz. Peepeeng Tawm Kitteh
finkz dis iz much straynj
Hewminz hab mennee
fingz 2 wayr wyle Kitteh’s fur
luukz gud awll t3h tyme
Jack.
Seeling kat can has competishun!
Iz problee Ceiling Catz liddle nephew.
Iz Celing Cat in trayning?
Iz ackshully Ceelin Cat’s cusn hoo haz teh verty go.
I taught Seeling Cat haz relokated.
o great, so now tehres TWO kittehs watchin me mas……….
purty soon nao u can haz ticket sales…
Bruder? I don no wher he is….. Noooo I didn stuff him in the………errr……nope haven’t seen hims…….
basket kitteh is second gunman for ceiling kitteh…. i can has grassy knoll?
Uh ohes… If’n i stays in heer, dey myte put me in da lonjree! Den i get woshed!
Mai eyez! MAI EYEZ!!!!!!!
roger ground control.
all systems go.
3…2…1…
blast off
~zwip~
merooooooooooooo
~thud~
human faints
kitty walks away with satisfied smirk – my job here is done. i wonder if they have left the pantry door opened? i think i can hide behind the oatmeal.
I iz subbing fer ceiling kat but he no pay me nuff for dis . . .
U an Door Cat shud tink abaout joynin teh yewniun
Did ICHC go hide in the clothes hamper for a while? Anybodee here?
Yah, dat wuz weeeeeeeerd…..
Liek Wurdpress ayt da hole site! DO NOT WANT!
Lazer kitteh is recharging.
Reesistenz be fewtul, u will beez asim- asim- Iz gonna eatchu.
Baskit kitteh is baskit case
ZOMG!! Y u taeks off ur fur?
iz kitteh r doggeh?
Iz Peeping Tomcat!
Ecchi Kitteh sez ‘yez! Nao take off ur bra! oh, yez.’
Jiraya Cat
Iz Doin Reserch
(Ya know…Jiraya, the pervy toad sage from Naruto)