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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Too…much….kyooot…..
*SPLORT*
Kleenup on aiyle 5!!!
mai hed duz dis 2…soundz liek *boom…splat*. teh kyootness uv teh spikee floofs maeded me lai down.
mah hed’s gunna asplode frum teh kyootne….
*boom*
MAke that “cleenup on aisle 5,6 &7!
Haaaaaalpp! Ise over heer in aisle10.
I fink you’re gonna need a bigger mop. My hed has asploded too.
U need two biggur mops. Mai hed asploded all ovur ile 23.
kiss meh u fool! No tung plz kthx
not ebn church tung?
Teh Wedding Singer FTW! Not porn tung, church tung…
ZOMG! i totalleee 4got abt tat purt uv teh moovie.
LOL!
haz kum up in teh las 2 weddnz i has dun. wun tiem i wuz at a weddn were teh kiss wuz embarsn–n dey wuz way old enuf to no betr! so i alwaiz feel need to giv instruktnz. useto tell mai weddn folkz not to kiss so der grandmaz wud be embarzd. nao wif mos kuplz i cn say “church tung” n dey no instnlee wut i meen. at teh weddn las caturday i dun haz to say nefing–bes man sed it befor i can has chance. “church tung,” sez he. all laff.
bummer you haz to werk on teh caturday. wai not you sez “no kan werk todai, mus snorgle wif mai kittehs?”
kuplz liekz to has weddnz on teh caturday for sum rezun. sum preechrz wurkz on teh caturday all teh tiem, but taekz teh monday or teh friday off. caturday iz mai reglur day off, do. but las week i wuz sik all week n so had to wurk on caturday neway.
Oviusly, I is goin tu teh rong church…
we can has fun at mai church.
Awwwwww! So cute…Fleece bed cover is nice gift
Jinjur Kitteh frum Felyne Dezine sais “teh 6 an a haff mumf anibersary is teh Fleece Anibersary. Gibs yer hunnee a flee-ce collar, a Fleece Tea Cozy, or if yu r lookin fer sumthin moar, try owr nu Fleece Kitteh Comfytur! Onlee 29.99chzbgrs!”
Oh noes our braces they are stuckted togever!!!
This iz whut happenz when kittehs shairs spagetee
lady n teh tramp ref! lolz
wtf? why my comment show up as other person?
ah will gib yu chzbgrs 4 both - dbbl chzbgrs!
other folk’s have had teh sayme prob…i not smart with teh interweb…dunno why it happuns
tru nuf.
mm - are yu Teho or are yu The Crapture? speekin of rong named commints…? an where are the Floozies?
no dat wuz reely me… altho i wuz almowst “Magpie” (emayl an evryfing!) for dis coment. hadsta fixit manyooly.
tankoo for clairifying Temagpieho LOL!
borked werdpress makes lolfrens phunnee! dat’s y i lyk it here - phunnies, not so much teh angries
U are so rite, no grumpies allowed. . . . DIS be MY happy place ! ! ! Looks forward to the Jack, and Janet m MMom and all (2 many to name). Seems like i noes everbody. Looks so forward to the visit. Las nite I said I was ready to get my noms on, and friend just looked at me and asked WTF is a NOM??
Hooz annibersinarree iz it?
I mite yooz dis pitcher fur hubbee in anudder munf……. iz keyoot!
Iz mye ammifurssirie wif Hogarf…? Todae, 10/11 (2003)… But I shur it sumwun elsez ammifurssirie too.
Maebee iz Cheezburgur an’ Tofuburgurz ammifurssirie?!?! hhmmmMmmmm
Happee Anibersry Elfinugget!
Oh, happee anniversaree to Elfi an Hogarf!!!
srsly?? hapi amnibersiry!
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.
Dat menes “A Bery Hapy Amnibersary wif lof frum CP.”
yer comint an dis pitchur gotz mes awa frm mah gloomi plais. tnx fer aa milne ref.
But ICHC duzn’t has itz Annibersiary until Janyooary eleben!!!!11!1!!
dis 10 munf anniberserarie….awwwlways need nudder reesun to sellebates!!
Dere Godz, Gib meh sellebatesy, but dun gib it tu meh yets!
lolz. sellebatesy iz teh ohvur-raytid. ayvoyd it if at all pawsibul.
FTW! Under-rated St Austin quote!
nooo … too many reasons for sellebates already:
not nao, goggie is wachin
mebbe latrz haz hedakes
bein timez uf munth GIB CHOKLITS!!!
sheets iz fresh cleen mebbe tmorows k?
iz has kramps
iz has gass
iz has tu much tireds
u be jurk yesserdai
u plai ur gaimes till i sleeped, tu layt nao sry…
see … so much sellebates
Onwee had twee men spends teh nited in mai howse sinse ai buyz itz in 2001. Won was mai brudder (n himz girlfren), a gay fren ob mine from odder sitee, n mai cuzin, teh preest! Nuns ob dem dids ME ne gud! Ai canz hab FORSED sellebates??
oh, sing it , sisteh!!
err, sowee, nots in lolspeech, but…
thow as a d00d I hait tu suhport dis thred I mst sai, u forgot: “do not want!”
“Ahm rly not that into yu. . . What’s yer fren’s name?”
cuz i have nothing cute at the moment and i am really brain-dead,
i shall reference a current trilogy -
bella and edward!!
stephenie meyers — mi faboryt Mormon vampyr wrydder!
Mormon vampyrss?? ai finks aufores mus b rly strechins its fur ideeas!!
The vampires aren’t Mormons; I guess the author is. But the vampires aren’t.
or if they are, they didn’t mention it in the first book.
shutting up now.
Yayes, ravver hav da Chistufer Moore! Much lol an fun an skeeree misteree storeez all at wunce!
Also da Terree Pratchett storee wher dey gose to da Discwhirld versun uv Transillvaneeyea, an Greebo gits da bat!!! LOL! I tink wuz Witches a broad?
yay chris moore! bludsukkin feendz!!!
Yep - Witches Abroad. Im reedin Maskerade rite now. No, rite now I reedin ICHC, in a minute I be reedin Maskerade.
Reedin all the Witches/Lancre boks agin in honor of Halloween comin up.
Yoo reed da Hat full uv Sky an doze? Dey sposeta be chidruns buks, but I tink Hat wuz TPs Bestestest buk so far!!!!
did you read wee free men?
that was the first of the tiffany aching books.
then hat full of sky and now i think it is wintersmith or something like that.
I read Wee Free Men, and I plan on reading the others, when they are actually at the Library when I go to check them out….Cant afford to buy all of them.
Stranj how they never show up at teh used buk stor…..
OY! I am so in love with Edward.
I am 38 years old, and I am in love with a perpetually-17-year-old fictional vampire who’s in love with another woman (a CHILD really). And I’m commenting about it on a cute-kitten-picture site. How lame am I?! ::headdesk::
I can’t bring myself to read the second or third books (seriously, because I am too much in love with Edward and I can’t bring myself to read more and fall even MORE in love with him - why can’t REAL men be like Edward?!?! don’t “be yourself.” Be Edward!) so tell me: Do they ever get it on?
Also, I am going to assume that your name is a Vetinari reference? If so, FTW!!
yes!! vetinari!! some one gets it!
i had thought maybe something to do with greebo but then changed my mind.
and i thought about DEATHkitty but didnt know if that one was taken.
you MUST read new moon and eclipse! you simply must! edward is my brand of heroin. i too, am in love with him. all men need to read these books and learn how to be edward. or jaime frasier from the gabaldon books.
but i think in breaking dawn, due out next fall, they might have the secks.
not that bella didnt try to seduce him eclipse. meyer has moved on to a new series so i am not sure. but i hope and hope and hope.
and dont tell any one but i made cassette recordings of the 3 for my teacher friend who is teaching them in her class. i swear i am going to buy the copyright real version but i have to wait until budget comes thru. did i mention i was a librarian?
pratchett and meyer. you rawk!
yes, i be giddy with the edwardness. mine mine mine
Oh hayull no biotch, you better back right down from MY Edward, now, or it will be ON.
LOL All we need now is for you to be a Firefly/Serenity fan and we’ll be BFFOMGWTF!
My son brought the first book home from his (7th grade) library, said he thought I might like it. And I was like, “WhatEVer, I don’t read KIDS’ books,” but I finally had run out of other things to read, and got started… stayed up till stupid o’clock to finish it, then re-read it all again the next day, and three more times before it had to go back to the library.
::sigh::Oh Edward…Just even…you could be whatever you want during the rest of the day, a redneck or a nerd or a geek or whatever your day job - but for me, for the, what, maybe 6 hours a day that you spend with me, be Edward. Oh, DO be Edward! Except the biting.
I read a critique where the reader complained that although the author gives a reason for Edward falling in love with Bella - her scent and the mystery that he can’t read her mind - that no reason was ever given for Bella falling in love with Edward, that it’s just, enh, boom, there it is, with noexplanation.. And I was like, “Did you READ the book? Did you READ any of the parts that have Edward IN them?” Because no, she didn’t particularly “show us what made Bella fall in love with Edward.” She just made all of US fall in love with Edward TOO, leaving that “reason why” pretty damn self-explanatory.
Edward. Bella’s too young for you. You need an older woman. Call me. ::sob::
i have GOT to read these books!
mmm - already a Firefly Fan, tho - I might have to pine in silence to avoid the throw down…
i haz same thot, cSmall…..
mabee we kan be brounkoats tgeffer?