XCUSE ME,
U NEEDS AN ALTOIDS
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Rob
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“dont yu dare tel!”
“iz gonna tel”
“Noes!”
“oh yeah!!”
“NONONONO!”
“yesyesyesyes – AND IT’S TWINS!!!”
SHADDUP… I IZ TELLENG TEH STOREE
bad kitteh breaf no so awful bad … evar tried to brush your kitteh’s teeth? job for vet tek i tinks
*sigh* teh poor vet teks owt dere…we can haz vet tek supports?
Wenz dey gon maeks teh TOONA flevrd altoydz? Kitteh hatez mintee frsh bref.
erm aaaakshuly… kittehs do liek teh mint.
catnip? …in mint fambly.
yeps.
My cat lurves teh mint. When I puts on teh mint foot lotion, she be tryin to lick my toeses.
Manfred lubs teh mintee fresh hyoomin toofpayst. Wen ai brush mai teef fur bedtym, Manfred jumps in teh bed n liks mai fingerz n gibz me kisses until all teh mintee fresh is gone!
we havd a kitteh wen we wuz kidzes, he wud steel gum owtta Momz purs en go NOM NOM NOM…den leev it onna flor fr sumwun 2 fynd inna mornin wif bayr feet. Onlee steeld teh mint gum! Joosyfroot en cinaminamin gum r not so taystee, aparintlee.
I have one cat (orange….he be poizon!) who loves the minty smell of toothpaste….we joke that he would climb into our mouth if we let him! And he tries to lick peppermint sticks….weird baby, dat wun!!
Mai kitteh makes fac laik I got awful brez ride after I brush mai teef.
yeah, but teh face dey make before . . .
wen my old kitteh wuz a bebbeh kitteh, she wood put her hoal hed in ur mouf n smell ur teef. twuz funneh.
ooh, she wuz tryin to steel yer breth! *lolz
Mah MIL tryt to tellz me dat when I brot my babee home.
*shakes hed at sillie ole laydee*
yeah, herd dat b4, my gramudder sai dat to me as well…iz old wives tail…tale?
radder hab minty FISH bref!
ur persepshunz
let me fu% u them
upside-kat iz downside-kat. mai purrshepshuns is fuxed nao. kthxbai
babay kittehs always smell so pritty. New Kitteh smell. DO want.
I noes, sweet milky bref
Dat so true! I just got new bebeh kitteh on Sunday and alls I want to do is snorgle dat lil kittn belleh and breev in dat new kittn smell! Is wunerful!!
new kittn smell better dan noo car smell (blech)
Nyu you needs da bref mint!
Noes mom weez just playin…..hahahahah!..see?
Not using pointy endz at awl. Pwomus!
yesh – I luvs my brudder (mom turns away: smack..smack..smack), oh hai agin weez still playin
Nyuuuu i iz not adopted stop teh lies!
His nose is drying out! Coffee and donuts, STAT!
****C L E A R *****
dis be ur kaptin speekin! U takes teh oksigin furst, THEN be assistin teh bebbehs!!
Airline babble FTW!
Stanky Kitteh Breaf….does not make me smile…
http://www.wannasmile.com
Stanky Kitteh Breaf in mai nossstrils makes me happeh
Stanky Kitteh Breaf in mai eyyyes can makes me cri
Stanky Kitteh Breaf in mai caaathouse smells so lufflee
Stanky Kitteh Breaf almoss alwayyyyys makes me hi
i lurves dose lyrriks. fank you so much, pittypat.
>splatsplitty-splat< nao i gotta blo mah noze… dun craied all ober mahseff
LOLz!!
Kitteh bref iz betta den goggie bref ne-daiye.
cepts puppy bref. nuffinks bedder dan dah puppeh brefs.
puppee breff an bebe grunts! 2 gud tings bowt planet Erff!
Nethur wun is ennyting tu rite hoam abowt…
yu gots that rite. mai former kitteh, decibel, he wud wake me up bai stikin his litl kitteh nose rite on mai nose. an he smel lik kitteh bref. pleh
I wuz juss wonderin lass nite why my kittehs smell sooo delish, but my goggie stinks so bad she wake me up outta sound sleepz!
cause goggies go owtside and eets tings we’d rather not tink abowt…
Doan asks, doan tells!1
“Obzerv teh witey floof goze bluie wifout ayr. Hee hee!”
“Iz NOT yer sperment ting. Leggo mai fayce!!”
Maaawm!!! Scamp sed an evil wurd!!!
Didnotdidnotdidnotdidnotdidnot!
Didtoodidtoodidtoodidtoodid*mmph*
Didnotdidnotdid — ohai.
DAT’S IT!!!
TIME OWT FOAR BOF!!!
BUT MAAAA……
Wha hoppen 2 top kitteh’s rite eer?
B eeted bai teh inbisibel eer eeter!
Jajeh: Iz u a Polish grampa??
top rite ear iz folded ober 2 save spayce. dis iz teh folded spayce-tyme kontinuum, y’noez!
hims noses is covered by teh kontiyuum 2.
oh. dats not kontiyuum, dats kitteh-yur-arm-iz-in-mah-fayce!
WHAT did u eet?
PHEWIE!
My goggie eeted deer poo in teh yard.
His bref was soooo steenky.
I hadda go gitz a shubbel an frow it inna woodz so wuddn’t eet annemoar.
Major Pleh…commanding occifer of teh goggie brigade!
O goggie! Y goggie, Y??
*But eetin teh poo an rollin in poo is gud ideas, yes?* *wagwagwag*
2nd best ting to eetns teh deer, I gess. Major General Pleh!!
ewwww, mornin bref.
Curiously strong cat is curiously strong.
may-b kitteh haz halitosis.
So this is what yall use the comments for? Just to post alternate captions to other people’s posts? You are aware that there is a submission tool here on the site, complete with photos…right?
And why does everyone talk like furries? You’ve all completely changed the way I look at this site now…
Joo haz nawt bin heer lawng, parrentlee….
Go bak to #1 an reed awl commints to heer, den yoo mite unnerstan….
*Hedskratch*
r u shur u r tinkin of teh rite site??
Holy moly! We gotz Trollie!
moar liek nooby
(kik hims booty)
noes fren – is not awlternate cpshuns, is kontiyuu…kontinuuu…making a lawnger conbersashun.
and y’all (you all) has an apostrophe, if yer gonna be all exact aboot yer English
>^.^<
akshally “y’all” is rong 2, eben wen u spellz it wif a – a – a – DAT FING – a aporstroffee.
iz ‘u’, nawt y’all…
AND i resentz da ‘furree’ remarks. iz lolcatese. sides, sumbuddy dun toled me what’s furrees. DO NOT WANT.
*sigh*
Hoo are yu, and how did yu get in heer? Can we hep you OWT??
noes, noes, k, k,
we r nyce pples espshully wit der noobs.
Welcum to Le Chat Rob. Ah hoaps yu enjoys reedings awl ob teh prevyu…preebioo…odder posteds…Ah is glayd we changes yer vyoo ob ICHC (4 teh better rite?) (is retorikal, btw)
Plz 2 taek note ob the “Furst” rules ob Le Chat Club: noones saiz “Furst” in Le Chat.
Tankyoos.
Let us naow returns 2 flogging teh Troll! ;-p
furst!!!
Hee!
hadta du it onee cuz u sed nao to.
oooohhhh, yer teh Trubbl kittehlurve!
hehe
oh god no…
Ok, Rob. I finally get this. YOu have fallen into a nest of smart mouths. At least we hope they’re smart. We take the picture and use it as a starting point to see who can come up with the funniest alternative caption. I’m sorry I called you a troll. You were just confused. I feel for you . We can be a confusing lot. The idea as it is implimented on the site is to see who make the rest of the crew laugfh the hardest,. Since you submitted the cap, you have already done your share, but you are welcome to contribute to the general mayhem. The only goal here is to make each other laugh and feel good. It is a smartmouth competition of sorts but always good natured and respectful of the cretters and each other. Since you have already prfove3d that you can be a witty smartmouth, it seems to me that you belong here. YOu are certainly welcome.
Not a troll, actually I posted this cheezburger. And I’m glad it got some decent votes, I’m just kinda…disturbed by all this. I understand for the purposes of making “cheezburgers” that cats, being cats and not people, have a lil trouble with english. It’s cute. But I’m a little confuzzled why everyone here, almost without exception, is talking like lolcats. Taking it a little too far I think. And it’s really hard to read a whole paragraph like that. Especially without a cute kitty behind it. 8(
Go ahead and have fun, I just won’t look at the comments any more I guess…I kind of thought they were there to comment on whether the caption/picture was any good or not. Not quite what I expected.
fanks. i finks….
*kweshtioning luk*
waz him warin a crown when he comed in? he finks hez letting us has fun!
Expectations will cut you off at the knees every time. Try on open mind. Works much better.
Rob — it isn’t that we don’t think your catshon is phunny — it is! We just like to think of other phunnies and it leads to a lot of good declaw– decussions. You will miss a LOT of good phun if you just look at da pictures…. dats why day taught u reading skills in kinergart, so you could fully enjoy….okay I dun……kthxbai
No one’s wearing a crown here. I’m sure you’ll carry on doing as you like as if I’d never been here, and frankly, I wish I hadn’t brought this up in the first place. Should’ve let sleeping cats lie…Doh, now I’m doing it!
Unfortunately, I work all day and don’t have time to look beyond the latest page or two of pics, so I’ll just have to go on missing all the fun going on beneath the surface for now. My curiosity has been much more than satisfied. Thanks!
When I was working, I only read the comments if there were just a few (like less than 40 or so). It’s tough to read everything here now that we have so many cheezfrenz! Everybody is so funny, clever and talented. If I ever get back to work, I’ll have to cut down on the ICHC time!
i sry, rob. hope u comes back. i waz bean sarkatickal an meen an nao i sry cause everbuddy gonna nawt like meh no moar…
Dear rob,
I’m sure, now that everyone realizes that you are the one who submitted the picture, is sorry for calling you a troll. But it surely surprized everyone that someone who would submit a picture would be so unfamiliar with what we do and how much fun we have here.
We all love the photos – and for that matter, we would be very pleased if you would tell us something about your kitties? Are they yours? How old are they? What are their names? Cute things they do? Stuff like that.
But for this place, the comments are where the fun is. Well – the photos are great fun, too, all by themselves. When I first found this site, I only looked at the photos – and enjoyed them very much. And, back in the early days, the comments were really sort of what you expected – just comments on the pictures. “Oh, how cute.” etc.
Then it began to evolve – LOLspeak (LOLKitteh) began to develop. We speak like this because we consider it the language of the site, not because we think it is cute. Some people spek it better than others. The more you read it, the easier it becomes to understand.
Because it is a new language, new words are constantly being – invented. Especially brilliant consepts are widely applauded. We also have lots of poems, literary discussions, chit-chat – the variety of stuff that goes on hear is amazing – and all of it initially inspired by the submitted photo. That’s the start and it takes off from there.
I hope you someday have time to look at the comments. I think, once you understand, you might really like it. But you pretty much have to go back to the beginning to really understand everything.
Sorry you were disappointed by what you found. But I think, if you had time to see what is really going on, you would be thrilled that your photo was here. If you have time, go back and find “Noir Cat.” I think it’s in early September (7th, maybe?) One of the best examples, I think.
Janet
berry nice, janet. i waz finkin about dis, and i wanted to rite sumfing liek dis. rob shud be frilled to deff dat his photo is here. i posted one an it never maded da grade. not phunnee enuff, i fink.
an sum folkses doan talk lolkitteh at all. nobuddy teeze dem about dat. i moar an moar shamed bout teezin him too much bout da crown.
xcept i dint like da furree fing. dat’s disgustin.
k – im better nao.
Janet, yu said ezzactly whut I wuz thinkin. Yu so good at dat.
Rob in terms of whether people think the photo / caption is any good, that’s actually what the burger votes are for, right at the top, next to the little hamster on the wheel. So individual comments get voted on and you see the number of burgers (1 to 5) averaged out by each post. But your pic and caption get votes too – at the time I write this, 765 people have voted, and you have almost a 5. So that’s a pretty good rating. Some pics are more popular than others and get more votes but in terms of the quality I would look to the number of burgers rather than the number of votes.
Phew, I can has grammatickly corrct posting?
Bresh tung, unda tung, and inside cheec nextyme!
Don furgetz teh ruuf ob teh mowf!
Hay…hoo pharted?
who smelt it delt it!
if i evr sed sumfing liek “u nevar can has too meny fart joeks”, fer crysayks I WAS BEEYNG SARCATSTIK!!!
U shur dat wuznt BEEFING sarcatik? OWUCH!
An da chalengrr frows da leff hook 2 da nozz. Oooh! Champ hit so hard him ears flop over. Dis one goin all 12 rounds folks!
Blakkee/Whiitee Kitteh: rabbit kik, rabbit kik, rabbit kik
Whiittee/Blakkee Kitteh: “hey stoopy don du dat or Iz gonna …” *pooot* “Seee? Iz tyold u!!” [hooldz noz adn maeks pheww noiz]
Blakkee/Whiittee Kitteh: AAACCCKKK!!1!1
Seez Ma? I beeps himz noesies! Iz teh funnay! *lulz*
Sibbleeng Kittehz fum
t3h Gubbament arz heerz 2
halp… Anz maykz U laff
Blakk Massk Kitteh iz
oaldurr. Duzz nawtz meen dat himz
awll datz much wyezurr
Kittehz fyndz tyme 2
ruff~howse. Mommee watchez andz
klawz stayz in…. Or else!
Jack.
*cue Start Trek fight music*
buh buh BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAP-BAP BAH BAH! booWEEP! booWEEP! booWEEP! booWEEP!
U shur dis notz bunches ob sheepzez??? Wots ob “bah”s in der!
Sheepz n cowz! moo moo MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO moo moo MOO MOO!
The unapproved way of brushing your cat’s fur.
“OH HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!….I’m not ready for sex!!!!!!!!!!!….wait!!!!….is ta wen ur ding dong goes in my thingy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..yayayayayaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..”
“shhhhh idon’t think the kids wunt tohear tat!”
“we get kids that way..and it’s fun!”
“oh really!!!, lets go!!!!”
“oh..yeah that feelz good!!!!!!!!!”