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Sillee hoomans, i cans crush it on mah bellies
Why eat on a table when you have perfect tummys to eat off of.
Nick??? wich nick be u?
Southpark!
Kill the table eaters!!! In the name of almighty SCIENCE!!!
Den gif bukkit bak to lolrus. Neener!
is not gif, is jpg!
hurr hurr hurr
dat comint gets raw bmp
Hay u guyz, doant get in a tiff!
O mah hed. Srsly, ah tink ahm gunna be sik Berry punnie, berry punnie!
U mst feel som1 bin taekin a ras ter maek a cmmnt leik daht!
Werd plai! wen u xcel iz teh best phun everr!(nex 2 snorgles…)
Cari awn laik tihs an I r gowin tu haf tu open mai windowz….
Moast ob dheze haz a graffix fyl 4mat in dehm 2. Okai, I wuz labord with “ras ter” butt a raster scan is a reel graffix fyl 4mat.
Ceiling cat watches you rasterbate…and he wants to order a life size pic too
tink mebee ceilingcat iz peepingtomcat?
Were kin I ghet en Otterr four a Peht? I wantzh WON!!!!!!!!!! I can Haz Won?
wen liffed in pencilvayna, da water wuz hard – but not TAHT hard!
We started mezooring owr wadder on da Mohs scale, it so hard! But we in SoCal…
Me nawt floozee, reelee!!! Sep fur ma hubbee…. butg dat ma commint der… stoopy wurdpress!
Taht B! verry funneh! Pittypat wuz sumwun elze a wile bak. Just start ur msgs with B! heer – tehn we will know u is nawt flloozee – butt akshully, we knew taht alreddy! (Lukkie hubbee!)
Pittypat wuz ME fur a whyl. Wuz phunnee.
ifn hubbyhezfur, u-bald?
our water sooo hard it maeks stalactites in da washers!
nawt so grate ackshully, but tasties jus fine.
Our wattur so soft, it goes leik pillowz when U fallz oan it!
Teh capshun remynds me of an eery buk I reded menny yeres ago by Kurt Vonnegut, “Kat’s Kradle.” Still gifs me chils.
vuuree skayry buk!!! RIP Mr. Vonnegut
funey too, tho
I reded it in a “Hyumer in Litracher” klass. Dey had sum funee (nawt ha ha) idears abowt whut is “hyumer.” Bery dark, blak hyumer.
But definitely literature. Good Literature. I highly recommend anything by Vonnegut.
But, not if you are alone in a dark house, or prone to the heebie jeebies.
I can haz a heebie jeebie ???
LBeeeze, u can has my heebie jeebie. i has too mani. do. not. want.
taut hyumer was bone. oh, no, dat’s hyumerus. sokay.
teh eyce nine.
Ice 9….scareee stuff.
Luffed Vonnegut. Sorry himz gone.
Ice 9! Cat’s Cradle is one of my all-time favorite boox. Nice, nice, very nice.
i can has ice-nine?
erm… see, if u subtrakts some howrz from ma timestamp, i can has original jok!!
sry. areddy sawded dis picsher. not so funny as da furst (sry!!!) capshun: sumfing like ‘very nice, kthx, but iz not mah bucket.’
Donut be sorry. You is entitled to yer own opinions.
fanks, bubby… u nawt cranky. u berry nice to meh.
>^..^<
Lol! I tries to be nice. It is my cat Bubby who is cranky.
sry, duz is sumwun needs meen snarkie sarkastamikatid ar$eh0le?
i haets tu mis a cyoo…
we gotz no such snarkee sarcatestical arsemoids in dis playce, teho. onlee kitteh-lurvin-squeezin-snorglin arsemoids…
U haz kitteh in stroppee?
It was this:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/22/iz-nice-thx/#comments
I like the first caption better too.
wen i sawded da furst wun, i fought i would loooze sumfing larffing. doan nose why da bukkit jokes iz so funnee, but dey iz. mebbe cause da lolrus lurves dat bukkit!!
Oh mighty Icesss, I has it.
ankh if you luv Icessss
dat wuz funneh! l’s mum!
Ai am NAWT swimmun in DAT wivowt yoo giv me beddar wetsoot!!! Nao giff me FISHEEZ!
Whoa, I dun no hooa floozee, but dat wuz me commentin der! WHOA!!
B! u nawt a floozie den? lol
Onlee 4 hur SO (who’s not me), so daht reeli iz so grate!
I yuzded da floozie naym on tiger hottub pic. When I went to comment to B (who i’m sure is no way floozie) now, da floozie naym missing on my pyuter!?! Dere be some reel mischiff on deh part of wurdpress.
WordPress tryin 2 tern eberywun intoo flooozies?
R mebbee tryin to do peepul transfurs by swirchin nayms arown, R mebbee confuuz yoosers identitties…
I am floozee, but onlee fur ma hubbee, ktxbai!
i fink WurdPrex not needs tri tu hard to comverts us.
I agrees.
Comverts us to whut?
I know nawt whi, butt sumhow i finds this VERRY funnie.
I see, Teho, u has cum ohber to deh Floozie side!
or meybe u has deh total integrayshun of boaf sides!
WOOHOOZIE!
yes…teh floozie side! I herd yu has cookiez here?????
Onlee teh laydeez I hopez! Mayle floozies nawt so grate reelee.
Teh terribul musical “The Grass Harp” has wun good song – goes:
All I ever think about are floooozies
Bee-yoo-tiful exotic kinda flooooozies
At night in my bed
They dance in my head
I can see ‘em Sundays
Hoochie-coochin’ in their undies…
Teh wurd floozy alwaes brings bak the song to mah hed (and unforchunitly teh pleh musical too.)
Duffy, I laff so hard, now I’m lolhuman!
otters nao needs wetsuit. has bery insular fur (only c mammel wuht doesnt has fat layer bekkuz deyr fur isoolashun an cirkyoolatorie sistem be so gud).
sry. lubs otters. not moar den kittehs, but dey bery innerestin kritters jes de same.
I lieks teh otturs 2. Dehy R berry berry playeful, but berry shy in teh wild.
love me some otters, too.
do want.
Wisconsin=hardwater season: october-may
construction season: may- october DO NOT WANT
unseasonabley warm dis year tho. very nice.
Similar Syracuse seasons! Ai callz dem winter n non-winter!
Ripley lady waves at Syracuse lady
Love da smell of the grapes this time of yeer.
Lived in Syracuse one year. Peoples tolded me wuz 2 seasonz: Winter & August.
in nh we had winter and mud !
Wen yur dryvng crawss kontry, dere is winter and rode construkshun seezun.
Teehee. In Loosiana we gots three seesuns: Summer (May-Sep), Not Summer/Almost Summer (Oct-Dec and March-April), and Slightly Chilly (Jan-Feb).
K! u brought the beer rite! Wut!?
Fishie Storage Tank
lacks a key ingredient:
namely, any fish.
Lolotter sez: ‘See where I points? Dat’s where mah fishies go!’
I liked dat dere hikooo!
vary nice.
I demands an explamination for dis abominashun!
Please to be meltin the ize… NAO
kthnxbai
Glowball wharmin. I stops it.
an wen we haz no moar glowball wharmin… we haz whirrled peas!!
u deeserbs about a bazzillion cheezburgers 4 dat.
whirrled peas? NOM NOM NOM!!!
Da firsty tyme I herd “whirrled peas” I tawt it waz fud to.
yu meen iz nawt fuud?
oh, rait… teh miss usa duz not has eny nomnoms. twood maek dem fluffy.
sumbuddy singed it sumwhar in dis blog.
i jus repeetin (caus noa it r stuck in mah hed)
let dere bee peas on erf
an let it begin wif meow…
i gotz turrible sekret. i lurves da jingle kats cds. i getz DEM stuck in mah hed 2, an den i sings in “cat”… in publik… an i doan notis till iz singin full owt in meowses…
eye no stop bean a whar, i like mek ballsglo. sry fer perfanity kunt help!
k, prrrfound remorsel 4 prrrfanity, plz no mek me negtiv chzbrgrs! Iz shamed!
awww…poor liddle fella
i can haz ottur pop?
Little bottle brush face … want to take in bof hands and snorgle
I luvs lolotterzez’ rubber noses…
oh noes!! dis liddle gui be almosses as cutie az a kitteh !!!!(n heer ai thot taht der waz nuffin as cutie az a kitteh…..)
it do has a sweetest liddle facez, do it nawt?
Dat is NOT da Sauna. U tink I’m Stoopid?
dis lolpic appeared as recently as JULY 22
AY! Yuu be makin’ me teh caviars and teh fishees for dis monstros outrage! I SAID TEH CAVIARS!
grrrr….. wurdpress skooped this post up befor finished. july 22 pic had only one tag in common with today’s: lolotter.
also had link to story: http://caller.com/news/2007/jul/19/say-hey-to-odie/
tells how cute bebbeh river otter res-Qd in Tyler, Texas
Are u teh reel floozie or the B!?
iz teh ‘rijinal “floozie” and berry happitail my naym has inspired people to experiment to be a “floozie fur a day”
U did it wrong.
No, rilly. Try again.
Iz tha globul coldening. was on faux newz las nite!
Sir, u has deeply offendd me wif dis poor scuse 4 accomodashuns.
garcon!!
~snaps toethingies~
someone put lumps in my bucket-o-swim.
you fetch a ladle and get them out. toot-sweet!
the nerve! i will be telling the management about this outrage!!
and bring me my abalone!!!
Why, I otter sue you for dis!
lol! dogbotherer!
Alors! Toot-sweet!!1!
FTW!
dustbunny – you otter be in pictures. i just love the look on the little feller’s face. so indignant.
miss mu – thank you
floofyhat – i am new. what does FTW mean? i am trying to learn everything.
FTW= 4 Teh Win! (datz a gud thing!)
thank you.
i wuz wunderin da same fing. i knows whut it meenz when da letters iz diffrent places. and dat’s not nice.
No mattur how yu slise it, it’s still abalone…
dis comment be teh win…also naym dogbotherer be teh win!
Keer splofff! hed xplode ov kootness
Kleenup oan iyl 5.
THis is so funny really fummy
Hey, Culligan Man!
mah ice capz…they iz shrinking
Dey keeps ma brayns kewl wen ah’m tinkin hard, I neeeds dem!
R U Stend, & Wurdprez jst tinks UR B!?
icanhascheezburger wat a funy nam for weblog
klh waht a phunny name for a hoomin
)
globalwhorming, international floozies?
i finks the ‘riginal was more nize.
I daont wanna go dis waddur.
It maeks fings…..well u noes…
It maeks fings go all shrinkee deenk.
lol, U sed ‘deenk’!
mlesa, eyezplane blow, now puurotter can no even fix shrinkydink.
Kz, now we puts in de tekiller boddle…. Is K, da ayc stun da wurms, he no feelz nothin…..
I can has coktail umberella?
Wells, k, but meh hev dibs on worm
I sez NO SALT in teh margureeta, but tehre wuz SALT… BIG GRANES in teh GLASS…
I whon’t be leevin a tip, cuz I chould… I chould shut this hole rezort downed. Sir? I;ll taik mah travellur’s chex two a cumpeetin rezort. I chould right a lettur to ur bored uv toarism ant I chould haiv this plase cundemmd. I chould poot… I chould poot… strychnine een teh guakamolez. Thare wuz saltz awn teh glaz, BEEG granes uv saltz.
i bleev u has ma staplol.
I chould seez teh sqwirrls and dey wur marrie.
Water……iz not foar nom-nomin, it foar gulpin or simmin in. Unless it iz coolin da bevr………..beavri………drinks……
Tucker plz no try to say b word after marg..maargra..drink. k?
4 kewelng teh LOLbeavrz?
I dun seez no any fishies!! Drop fishies hier plzkthx.
argh fells all myvaagraa n deh plool. how git my floozie out?
oh hai! I caughted u sum phis……but I eated them.
heheh I r otter and I ‘pruv dis msg.
I mutter, I’m an otter, not a squatter! What rotter’s dotter brot a lotta clottedwattur? I gottur spot her! I thot I bot a pot o’ hotter wottur for a quatter!
ei nead tu geth my wittul toes ow of da wuter………..dey frozed…..waaaaaaa!
This not how u make Ottr Pops!
mek otterpops in mikewave lissen for pops so no burns mr.otter plz
Al Gore Otter says:
Global Warming………..DO NOT WANT
dude get this off of here, this is so photoshopped, icanhascheezburger is losing its edge, somebody balance out the rating system
ut-woe, funzover? Ikinhasdude? averall, iz my birfdae n ima lolfloozie.
BINGLOL!!!!1!
Teh fotochop an teh “nawz az funnee NEmoar” posts 2gethah!
this on porpoise, otterwise no funnee, c? n no hev margrrrrritas n try 2 say bevr, beavr, chit…bigwurds. candoo2grether
[snikr]
too bad sum folx fink ur seryus tho.
very nice
wherez my budwizer?
U go gets mee moar
Den we playz de hokcey!
Dis pitcher a put-togedder!
is moar dan i can sez bowt yr deetektib skilz, dood
http://www.caller.com/news/2007/jul/19/say-hey-to-odie/
(scrol upthred)
teh otter woke up in a tub ov ice. he’z nao wonderin’ wher his kidney went.
so rong
…Chyaaarrrrlie
i lieks dis pikture. is kyoot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs
so + esse
haha that is just too cute
I can haz noze beep?
:::BEEPNOSE:::
Dis iz bestest 1 in long tahm!
yah, i agreee.Orijinel,coot lolotta, dis is a gud un’
why i no can fave the pichurz?
I liked the funny picture:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)