Who maked my water go hard?

photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: caroline hume
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photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: caroline hume
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Sillee hoomans, i cans crush it on mah bellies
Why eat on a table when you have perfect tummys to eat off of.
Nick??? wich nick be u?
Southpark!
Kill the table eaters!!! In the name of almighty SCIENCE!!!
Den gif bukkit bak to lolrus. Neener!
is not gif, is jpg!
hurr hurr hurr
dat comint gets raw bmp
Hay u guyz, doant get in a tiff!
O mah hed. Srsly, ah tink ahm gunna be sik Berry punnie, berry punnie!
U mst feel som1 bin taekin a ras ter maek a cmmnt leik daht!
Werd plai! wen u xcel iz teh best phun everr!(nex 2 snorgles…
Cari awn laik tihs an I r gowin tu haf tu open mai windowz….
Moast ob dheze haz a graffix fyl 4mat in dehm 2. Okai, I wuz labord with “ras ter” butt a raster scan is a reel graffix fyl 4mat.
Ceiling cat watches you rasterbate…and he wants to order a life size pic too
tink mebee ceilingcat iz peepingtomcat?
Were kin I ghet en Otterr four a Peht? I wantzh WON!!!!!!!!!! I can Haz Won?
wen liffed in pencilvayna, da water wuz hard - but not TAHT hard!
We started mezooring owr wadder on da Mohs scale, it so hard! But we in SoCal…
Me nawt floozee, reelee!!! Sep fur ma hubbee…. butg dat ma commint der… stoopy wurdpress!
Taht B! verry funneh! Pittypat wuz sumwun elze a wile bak. Just start ur msgs with B! heer - tehn we will know u is nawt flloozee - butt akshully, we knew taht alreddy! (Lukkie hubbee!)
Pittypat wuz ME fur a whyl. Wuz phunnee.
ifn hubbyhezfur, u-bald?
our water sooo hard it maeks stalactites in da washers!
nawt so grate ackshully, but tasties jus fine.
Our wattur so soft, it goes leik pillowz when U fallz oan it!
Teh capshun remynds me of an eery buk I reded menny yeres ago by Kurt Vonnegut, “Kat’s Kradle.” Still gifs me chils.
vuuree skayry buk!!! RIP Mr. Vonnegut
funey too, tho
I reded it in a “Hyumer in Litracher” klass. Dey had sum funee (nawt ha ha) idears abowt whut is “hyumer.” Bery dark, blak hyumer.
But definitely literature. Good Literature. I highly recommend anything by Vonnegut.
But, not if you are alone in a dark house, or prone to the heebie jeebies.
I can haz a heebie jeebie ???
LBeeeze, u can has my heebie jeebie. i has too mani. do. not. want.
taut hyumer was bone. oh, no, dat’s hyumerus. sokay.
teh eyce nine.
Ice 9….scareee stuff.
Luffed Vonnegut. Sorry himz gone.
Ice 9! Cat’s Cradle is one of my all-time favorite boox. Nice, nice, very nice.
i can has ice-nine?
erm… see, if u subtrakts some howrz from ma timestamp, i can has original jok!!
sry. areddy sawded dis picsher. not so funny as da furst (sry!!!) capshun: sumfing like ‘very nice, kthx, but iz not mah bucket.’
Donut be sorry. You is entitled to yer own opinions.
fanks, bubby… u nawt cranky. u berry nice to meh.
>^..^<
Lol! I tries to be nice. It is my cat Bubby who is cranky.
sry, duz is sumwun needs meen snarkie sarkastamikatid ar$eh0le?
i haets tu mis a cyoo…
we gotz no such snarkee sarcatestical arsemoids in dis playce, teho. onlee kitteh-lurvin-squeezin-snorglin arsemoids…
U haz kitteh in stroppee?
It was this:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/22/iz-nice-thx/#comments
I like the first caption better too.
wen i sawded da furst wun, i fought i would loooze sumfing larffing. doan nose why da bukkit jokes iz so funnee, but dey iz. mebbe cause da lolrus lurves dat bukkit!!
Oh mighty Icesss, I has it.
ankh if you luv Icessss
dat wuz funneh! l’s mum!
Ai am NAWT swimmun in DAT wivowt yoo giv me beddar wetsoot!!! Nao giff me FISHEEZ!
Whoa, I dun no hooa floozee, but dat wuz me commentin der! WHOA!!
B! u nawt a floozie den? lol
Onlee 4 hur SO (who’s not me), so daht reeli iz so grate!
I yuzded da floozie naym on tiger hottub pic. When I went to comment to B (who i’m sure is no way floozie) now, da floozie naym missing on my pyuter!?! Dere be some reel mischiff on deh part of wurdpress.
WordPress tryin 2 tern eberywun intoo flooozies?
R mebbee tryin to do peepul transfurs by swirchin nayms arown, R mebbee confuuz yoosers identitties…
I am floozee, but onlee fur ma hubbee, ktxbai!
i fink WurdPrex not needs tri tu hard to comverts us.
I agrees.
Comverts us to whut?
I know nawt whi, butt sumhow i finds this VERRY funnie.
I see, Teho, u has cum ohber to deh Floozie side!
or meybe u has deh total integrayshun of boaf sides!
WOOHOOZIE!
yes…teh floozie side! I herd yu has cookiez here?????
Onlee teh laydeez I hopez! Mayle floozies nawt so grate reelee.
Teh terribul musical “The Grass Harp” has wun good song - goes:
All I ever think about are floooozies
Bee-yoo-tiful exotic kinda flooooozies
At night in my bed
They dance in my head
I can see ‘em Sundays
Hoochie-coochin’ in their undies…
Teh wurd floozy alwaes brings bak the song to mah hed (and unforchunitly teh pleh musical too.)