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Who maked my water go hard?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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MarbleSallyTora

Sillee hoomans, i cans crush it on mah bellies

Nick

Why eat on a table when you have perfect tummys to eat off of.

dapanferkitteh

Nick??? wich nick be u?

 
 
Bannoch

Kill the table eaters!!! In the name of almighty SCIENCE!!!

 
 
 
Darrkwolff

Den gif bukkit bak to lolrus. Neener! :P

Teho

is not gif, is jpg!
hurr hurr hurr

iamhoff

O mah hed. Srsly, ah tink ahm gunna be sik Berry punnie, berry punnie!

paws4thot

U mst feel som1 bin taekin a ras ter maek a cmmnt leik daht!

 
cSmall

Werd plai! wen u xcel iz teh best phun everr!(nex 2 snorgles… ;)

 
SJ

Cari awn laik tihs an I r gowin tu haf tu open mai windowz….

 
paws4thot

Moast ob dheze haz a graffix fyl 4mat in dehm 2. Okai, I wuz labord with “ras ter” butt a raster scan is a reel graffix fyl 4mat.

 
leaf

Ceiling cat watches you rasterbate…and he wants to order a life size pic too

 
kathyb

tink mebee ceilingcat iz peepingtomcat?

 
Otter

Were kin I ghet en Otterr four a Peht? I wantzh WON!!!!!!!!!! I can Haz Won?

 
 
 
 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

wen liffed in pencilvayna, da water wuz hard - but not TAHT hard!

floozie

We started mezooring owr wadder on da Mohs scale, it so hard! But we in SoCal…

B!

Me nawt floozee, reelee!!! Sep fur ma hubbee…. butg dat ma commint der… stoopy wurdpress!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Taht B! verry funneh! Pittypat wuz sumwun elze a wile bak. Just start ur msgs with B! heer - tehn we will know u is nawt flloozee - butt akshully, we knew taht alreddy! (Lukkie hubbee!)

Nika (da reel one)

Pittypat wuz ME fur a whyl. Wuz phunnee.

 
 
kathyb

ifn hubbyhezfur, u-bald?

 
 
kitsunerina

our water sooo hard it maeks stalactites in da washers!

nawt so grate ackshully, but tasties jus fine.

 
 
paws4thot

Our wattur so soft, it goes leik pillowz when U fallz oan it!

 
 
Cottleston Pie

Teh capshun remynds me of an eery buk I reded menny yeres ago by Kurt Vonnegut, “Kat’s Kradle.” Still gifs me chils.

orangekittehservant

vuuree skayry buk!!! RIP Mr. Vonnegut

Cottleston Pie

I reded it in a “Hyumer in Litracher” klass. Dey had sum funee (nawt ha ha) idears abowt whut is “hyumer.” Bery dark, blak hyumer.

D Marie

But definitely literature. Good Literature. I highly recommend anything by Vonnegut.

But, not if you are alone in a dark house, or prone to the heebie jeebies.

LBeeeze

I can haz a heebie jeebie ???

 
daisycat

LBeeeze, u can has my heebie jeebie. i has too mani. do. not. want.

 
 
kathyb

taut hyumer was bone. oh, no, dat’s hyumerus. sokay.

 
 
 
 
 
profkrakatoa

Ice 9….scareee stuff.

Luffed Vonnegut. Sorry himz gone.

 
cratz

Ice 9! Cat’s Cradle is one of my all-time favorite boox. Nice, nice, very nice.

 
wrongobongo

i can has ice-nine?

wrongobongo

erm… see, if u subtrakts some howrz from ma timestamp, i can has original jok!!

 
 
 
ittehbittehkitteh

sry. areddy sawded dis picsher. not so funny as da furst (sry!!!) capshun: sumfing like ‘very nice, kthx, but iz not mah bucket.’

bubbyscranky

Donut be sorry. You is entitled to yer own opinions.

ittehbittehkitteh

fanks, bubby… u nawt cranky. u berry nice to meh.
>^..^<

bubbyscranky

Lol! I tries to be nice. It is my cat Bubby who is cranky.

Teho

sry, duz is sumwun needs meen snarkie sarkastamikatid ar$eh0le?
i haets tu mis a cyoo…

ittehbittehkitteh

we gotz no such snarkee sarcatestical arsemoids in dis playce, teho. onlee kitteh-lurvin-squeezin-snorglin arsemoids…

 
 
paws4thot

U haz kitteh in stroppee?

 
 
 
 
ittehbittehkitteh

wen i sawded da furst wun, i fought i would loooze sumfing larffing. doan nose why da bukkit jokes iz so funnee, but dey iz. mebbe cause da lolrus lurves dat bukkit!!

 
 
 
gayla34

Oh mighty Icesss, I has it.

Lucy's mommeh

ankh if you luv Icessss

 
 
 
floozie

Ai am NAWT swimmun in DAT wivowt yoo giv me beddar wetsoot!!! Nao giff me FISHEEZ!

B!

Whoa, I dun no hooa floozee, but dat wuz me commentin der! WHOA!!

gayla34

B! u nawt a floozie den? lol

paws4thot

Onlee 4 hur SO (who’s not me), so daht reeli iz so grate!

 
 
floozie

I yuzded da floozie naym on tiger hottub pic. When I went to comment to B (who i’m sure is no way floozie) now, da floozie naym missing on my pyuter!?! Dere be some reel mischiff on deh part of wurdpress.

woodchuck

WordPress tryin 2 tern eberywun intoo flooozies?

B!

R mebbee tryin to do peepul transfurs by swirchin nayms arown, R mebbee confuuz yoosers identitties…

I am floozee, but onlee fur ma hubbee, ktxbai!

Tehoozie

i fink WurdPrex not needs tri tu hard to comverts us.

 
 
Cottleston Pfloozie

Comverts us to whut?

 
JanetCanHas4Flloozies

I know nawt whi, butt sumhow i finds this VERRY funnie.

 
floozie

I see, Teho, u has cum ohber to deh Floozie side!

or meybe u has deh total integrayshun of boaf sides!

 
 
CrazyOldLadyFloozie

yes…teh floozie side! I herd yu has cookiez here?????

 
 
paws4thot

Onlee teh laydeez I hopez! Mayle floozies nawt so grate reelee.

 
 
 
Duffy

Teh terribul musical “The Grass Harp” has wun good song - goes:

All I ever think about are floooozies
Bee-yoo-tiful exotic kinda flooooozies
At night in my bed
They dance in my head
I can see ‘em Sundays
Hoochie-coochin’ in their undies…

Teh wurd floozy alwaes brings bak the song to mah hed (and unforchunitly teh pleh musical too.)