HE SUSPECTS NOTHING
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Butt wiggle of doom.
I haz it.
U kin jess seez himz furry lil tush jess a-wigglin’ wif antisipashun.
butt wiggle of doom ftw!! eben doh itz a pikshur, ah kan seez kitteh wigglin’, jess waytin fur teh oppurtunitee tu kommense nom nom-ing!
WIN!
best. comment. evar.
I luvs da butt wiggle!! teh litle kittehs act so seriouz.
Fenk yew. I’z trai to maek gud furst postie.
Oh, u DID , Darrkwolff! I lubs dat “Butt Wiggle of Doom!”
U dun gud…
barry smooth and use ov de “f” wurd dere, Dwolff.
an naice commentin dere too !!
See…dis whai I lieks it heerz. Niec, frenry hyoomins an snorgleabubble kittehs! Whoo cud ax fur ennyding moar?
Warl, a pitsha ov margy ritas mite be nice…..
n whirlled peas…..
Well, ya gotz me der.
Oh, an cheezburgers, uv coars!
In Soviet Russia, butt wiggles you!
fezzers for dinner!!
Thought it wus crocodil lulz ^^
s***. he kin flai. buh buy birrdee
winglesskitteh trai get airborne off jetty in pursuit of yummy birdie. FAILS!!
ROTFLMFASTWSFF!
Teh espreshun of consintrayshun on teh kitteh’s fayse is hilaryus! He tinks dat sinse teh birdie is lukking teh “uther” wai, him kan’t see teh kitteh!
Birdie is watchin stalker kitteh with minimal consern. Kitteh wit butt four tymes wyder dan hed fun to teez.
akshullee dere be a lolracatcoon hiding behind dat kitteh….
i knows dis cuz i can see de tail.
Innocent kitteh is nawt.
nawt yet anee wai. lolz
lolbird-”he suspects nuzzink!!”
lolcat-”i hopes he dun fliaway right when i pounce!!”
*bird fliaway-catheadground-headshake*
lolcat-”i mean to do dat”
*lolz* An jess to kuffer it ub, kitteh den cleens teh harbles, liek was himz intenshun awl allong.
of course. after awl, dat WAS his original intenshuns. IT WAS. SERIOUSLY. YARLY.
Kitteh just wanted to chase birdeh away from his favorite harbl-cleaning spot. MISSION: PERFECT SUCCESS.
Kittehs awlwaiz meenz 2 kleen deht harblz.
Innocent kitteh is nawt
awww SHOOOT darn _)^$_^)*(&^ computer duplicated my response….I sure it wasn’t user error…….
Sokay, gayla. Stroo! Nawt innerscent!!1!!
Poorly-Hidden Cat
knows the “cover” concept, but
has not learned “head down”.
ai thot was sposed to be “duck” n cover, not litl bird wif long beek n cover…
ah mai nawt be teh smartedest wun uv teh groop, but ah knows dat is most surtentlee nawt a duk! lolz!
Ib iz Britischer photo, wood sai burdie waz Magpie.
Burdie is pied wagtail.
An teh starling shud know!
I iz smrt, i grajuwated from the skule of sub sub sutl sutter sttutterly…from SPY school…Dis dum bird no kin see mee, i going ketch him, and he will give up all his sekrets…
Bird: C’mon noob, come closer, come closer..KISS MY TAIL FEATHERS! hee hee hee hee hee hee
Luvs the yoda ears. My kittehs always do yoda ears wiff teh butt wiggle of doom. Of course, they is usually just stalkin teh swiffer.
Da swiffer dont fly way! Ur kittehs gotz da smartz.
Dat swiffer iz VICIOUS! It gonna get u if kittehz don kil it!
Dinner: noms de plume
Hahaha, so clever! Noms de plume … nom nom nom …
lurve dat so much! punny in 2 langwiches.
u smart lingsr… lingwis… hyooming bean dat talks da speek!!
ohno!! yur puns of deth. yu shows me them.
I gibs twenny cheezburgurs for dis comment!
ROFL! Or pretty close anyway. I’m going to be saying that all day tomorrow.
Bah, they already all know at work I’m nuts anyway.
sara haz teh mucho winz! Berry, berry clebber.
burdwacher ketteh wonts too ‘add’ to his collekshun. OH NOES!!!!!!
Day 12: The magpies still refuse to accept me into their clan. I wonder if they know my true motives, or whether they smell Mama Magpie’s Barbecue Sauce on my breath. Have yet to understand how Tuxedo Cat infiltrated them so easily.
sooper winz fur yoo!
The burds awlwaies fawls foar the sharp-dresded man!
Invisible Cat
Appreciates teh irony.
Luk, dat burd’s gotz a vishus streek a myle wide! It’s a killah! He’s got ‘uge, sharp- he can leep abut-lukit dah bonez!11!!!
Bringz teh Holee Han Grenaed!!!!
::chanting::
Die Jesu domine, dona eis requiem
Consult the Book of Armaments!
… and the orangantangs and the … brother maynard!!!
Thou shalt kount 2 3, an 3 shall B teh numbur ob teh kount. Thou shalt notz kount 2 2, unlezz U dehn proseedz 2 3. Thou shalt nawt kountz 2 4. 5 iz rite out!! And, theez ritualz been follod, thiyn NME, who is notee in mai site, shalt B blown 2 bitz!
montie piton ftw!!!
[DONK]
(along teh relaytid linez)
Teh Spanish Inquisition, dey no beez uhspektinz it.
an’ lobbest thow thi holee han grenaed toowars thi fo, hoo beeyng nawtee in mah site, wil snuf it.
I soiled my armor I was so scared…
Burdwacher ketteh iz loket an lowded.