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HE SUSPECTS NOTHING

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Darrkwolff

Butt wiggle of doom.

I haz it.

Darrkwolff

U kin jess seez himz furry lil tush jess a-wigglin’ wif antisipashun. :D

iamhoff

butt wiggle of doom ftw!! eben doh itz a pikshur, ah kan seez kitteh wigglin’, jess waytin fur teh oppurtunitee tu kommense nom nom-ing!

 
 
 
lufflaff

best. comment. evar.
I luvs da butt wiggle!! teh litle kittehs act so seriouz.

Darrkwolff

Fenk yew. I’z trai to maek gud furst postie. :D

Kathleen

Oh, u DID , Darrkwolff! I lubs dat “Butt Wiggle of Doom!”

U dun gud… :D

 
LBeeeze

barry smooth and use ov de “f” wurd dere, Dwolff.

an naice commentin dere too !!

 
 
Darrkwolff

See…dis whai I lieks it heerz. Niec, frenry hyoomins an snorgleabubble kittehs! Whoo cud ax fur ennyding moar? :D

SJ

Warl, a pitsha ov margy ritas mite be nice…..

 
Darrkwolff

Well, ya gotz me der. ;)

Oh, an cheezburgers, uv coars! :D

 
 
 
 
Maerlyn99

In Soviet Russia, butt wiggles you!

 
 
ittehbittehkitteh

fezzers for dinner!!

Pick

Thought it wus crocodil lulz ^^

 
 
dapanferkitteh

s***. he kin flai. buh buy birrdee

NathanaelB

winglesskitteh trai get airborne off jetty in pursuit of yummy birdie. FAILS!!

i am cat hear me snore

ROTFLMFASTWSFF!

 
 
 
Cottleston Pie

Teh espreshun of consintrayshun on teh kitteh’s fayse is hilaryus! He tinks dat sinse teh birdie is lukking teh “uther” wai, him kan’t see teh kitteh!

Nedz

Birdie is watchin stalker kitteh with minimal consern. Kitteh wit butt four tymes wyder dan hed fun to teez.

LBeeeze

akshullee dere be a lolracatcoon hiding behind dat kitteh….

i knows dis cuz i can see de tail.

 
 
 
 
medicated_maiden

lolbird-”he suspects nuzzink!!”
lolcat-”i hopes he dun fliaway right when i pounce!!”

*bird fliaway-catheadground-headshake*
lolcat-”i mean to do dat”

Darrkwolff

*lolz* An jess to kuffer it ub, kitteh den cleens teh harbles, liek was himz intenshun awl allong. :D

medicated_maiden

of course. after awl, dat WAS his original intenshuns. IT WAS. SERIOUSLY. YARLY.

KickahaOta

Kitteh just wanted to chase birdeh away from his favorite harbl-cleaning spot. MISSION: PERFECT SUCCESS.

 
paws4thot

Kittehs awlwaiz meenz 2 kleen deht harblz.

 
 
 
 
gayla34

Innocent kitteh is nawt

gayla34

awww SHOOOT darn _)^$_^)*(&^ computer duplicated my response….I sure it wasn’t user error……. :D

Suzanne

Sokay, gayla. Stroo! Nawt innerscent!!1!!

 
 
 
KickahaOta

Poorly-Hidden Cat
knows the “cover” concept, but
has not learned “head down”.

whiskers

ai thot was sposed to be “duck” n cover, not litl bird wif long beek n cover…

iamhoff

ah mai nawt be teh smartedest wun uv teh groop, but ah knows dat is most surtentlee nawt a duk! lolz!

paws4thot

Ib iz Britischer photo, wood sai burdie waz Magpie.

starling

Burdie is pied wagtail.

doctorcat

An teh starling shud know! ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
leaf

I iz smrt, i grajuwated from the skule of sub sub sutl sutter sttutterly…from SPY school…Dis dum bird no kin see mee, i going ketch him, and he will give up all his sekrets…

Bird: C’mon noob, come closer, come closer..KISS MY TAIL FEATHERS! hee hee hee hee hee hee

 
bubbyscranky

Luvs the yoda ears. My kittehs always do yoda ears wiff teh butt wiggle of doom. Of course, they is usually just stalkin teh swiffer.

Twaycee

Da swiffer dont fly way! Ur kittehs gotz da smartz.

 
teenie

Dat swiffer iz VICIOUS! It gonna get u if kittehz don kil it!

 
 
sarakitty

Dinner: noms de plume

irongrrl22

Hahaha, so clever! Noms de plume … nom nom nom …

ittehbittehkitteh

lurve dat so much! punny in 2 langwiches.
u smart lingsr… lingwis… hyooming bean dat talks da speek!!

 
 
whiskers

ohno!! yur puns of deth. yu shows me them.

Kathleen

I gibs twenny cheezburgurs for dis comment!

 
 
Amethyst42

ROFL! Or pretty close anyway. I’m going to be saying that all day tomorrow.

Bah, they already all know at work I’m nuts anyway.

 
Fionn

sara haz teh mucho winz! Berry, berry clebber.

 
 
JH

burdwacher ketteh wonts too ‘add’ to his collekshun. OH NOES!!!!!!

 
Seward

Day 12: The magpies still refuse to accept me into their clan. I wonder if they know my true motives, or whether they smell Mama Magpie’s Barbecue Sauce on my breath. Have yet to understand how Tuxedo Cat infiltrated them so easily.

 
Cottleston Pie

The burds awlwaies fawls foar the sharp-dresded man!

 
 
 
cmerry

Luk, dat burd’s gotz a vishus streek a myle wide! It’s a killah! He’s got ‘uge, sharp- he can leep abut-lukit dah bonez!11!!!

Darrkwolff

Bringz teh Holee Han Grenaed!!!!

irongrrl22

::chanting::

Die Jesu domine, dona eis requiem

Consult the Book of Armaments!

orangekittehservant

… and the orangantangs and the … brother maynard!!!

paws4thot

Thou shalt kount 2 3, an 3 shall B teh numbur ob teh kount. Thou shalt notz kount 2 2, unlezz U dehn proseedz 2 3. Thou shalt nawt kountz 2 4. 5 iz rite out!! And, theez ritualz been follod, thiyn NME, who is notee in mai site, shalt B blown 2 bitz!

 
 
 
 
 
Tiki

(along teh relaytid linez)

Teh Spanish Inquisition, dey no beez uhspektinz it.

 
iamhoff

an’ lobbest thow thi holee han grenaed toowars thi fo, hoo beeyng nawtee in mah site, wil snuf it.

Maerlyn99

I soiled my armor I was so scared…

 
 
 
 
CJ

Burdwacher ketteh iz loket an lowded.