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HE SUSPECTS NOTHING


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  1. Darrkwolff says:

    Butt wiggle of doom.

    I haz it.

  2. ittehbittehkitteh says:

    fezzers for dinner!!

  3. dapanferkitteh says:

    s***. he kin flai. buh buy birrdee

  4. Cottleston Pie says:

    Teh espreshun of consintrayshun on teh kitteh’s fayse is hilaryus! He tinks dat sinse teh birdie is lukking teh “uther” wai, him kan’t see teh kitteh!

  5. gayla34 says:

    Innocent kitteh is nawt.

  6. medicated_maiden says:

    lolbird-”he suspects nuzzink!!”
    lolcat-”i hopes he dun fliaway right when i pounce!!”

    *bird fliaway-catheadground-headshake*
    lolcat-”i mean to do dat”

  7. gayla34 says:

    Innocent kitteh is nawt

  8. KickahaOta says:

    Poorly-Hidden Cat
    knows the “cover” concept, but
    has not learned “head down”.

  9. leaf says:

    I iz smrt, i grajuwated from the skule of sub sub sutl sutter sttutterly…from SPY school…Dis dum bird no kin see mee, i going ketch him, and he will give up all his sekrets…

    Bird: C’mon noob, come closer, come closer..KISS MY TAIL FEATHERS! hee hee hee hee hee hee

  10. bubbyscranky says:

    Luvs the yoda ears. My kittehs always do yoda ears wiff teh butt wiggle of doom. Of course, they is usually just stalkin teh swiffer.

  11. sarakitty says:

    Dinner: noms de plume

  12. JH says:

    burdwacher ketteh wonts too ‘add’ to his collekshun. OH NOES!!!!!!

  13. Seward says:

    Day 12: The magpies still refuse to accept me into their clan. I wonder if they know my true motives, or whether they smell Mama Magpie’s Barbecue Sauce on my breath. Have yet to understand how Tuxedo Cat infiltrated them so easily.

  14. Invisible Cat
    Appreciates teh irony.

  15. cmerry says:

    Luk, dat burd’s gotz a vishus streek a myle wide! It’s a killah! He’s got ‘uge, sharp- he can leep abut-lukit dah bonez!11!!!

  16. CJ says:

    Burdwacher ketteh iz loket an lowded.

  17. princess mu says:

    da huntrezz,
    n w8t shi duz stand

    Look n 2 hur iez,
    b hipnotiezed

    purrhaps,
    fate will sho hur hand.

    shoreli bi nao uve relizd,
    der iz no saef playce

    on da grownd
    onli n da troo nature iz cumfort fownd

  18. dogbotherer says:

    ~romantic music~
    some enchanted evening
    you may see a strange bird

    you may see a strange bird
    across an empty lot

    then pounce on all four and make it your own
    or all of your tummy will be all alone

  19. D.R says:

    Hut-hut-hiiiiiiiiike!

    Kitteh-bird football practice starts early.

  20. Lucy says:

    No NO! Iz don meen da sweet litt birdie any harms. Uh uh! I r frum da Awedobun Sosietee countin da birdies! Srsly! Me? Harm dis sweet..sweet….yum…soooo sweet…
    *pounc*

    nom nom nom sooo sweet! nom nom nom

    • starling says:

      Birdz r freindz, nawt fud!

    • jellybeansmom says:

      dems awdebowns peepls killt many dem burds so mayked pikyurs reel.

      dems wun taim shooted burds for laik twelf owrses awl bangedy bangedy fot taim suns up to suns daown. Iz wuz plaegg uf burds but dem peepls ated dem all ded shooty burds cuz dems was in drowt and no fuds was growin so dems wuz hungry much and de burds wuz laik miricul.

      I ken haz dizcuvry chanul? Yes I kens!

  21. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh’z in Stawllkeeng
    moad. Potenshull meel awn t3h
    rufe. Payshunse rekwyred

    Kitteh’z tayl flikkz down
    low. Slippz n2 Prep Moad. Reer
    hips startz 2 wiggill

    Finullee, Attakk Moad!
    Kitteh leepz. Paws stretch owt az
    Burdee flyz away :-)

    Jack.

  22. The Crapture says:

    post-pownse kitteh sez: “disapeerinz of teh burd iz unaxplaynable fennomenomnomnomnom”

  23. cheezburgler says:

    Merciful ceiling cat, please guide me unerringly to my delicious target. Pawmen.

  24. Toonces teh draiving cat says:

    Oh hai, an all da birds in da vici… vini… dat are around plz ignore da bell dats about to be ringing.
    It r not bell around kittehs neck, no no no. It r just a… a vest, uh, going off.

  25. whiskers says:

    two options:

    1 cat: was sposed to be hid an seak, not hid an give up, an iz hid reel gud

    2 bird: marcko
    cat: pollo…

  26. cloudy says:

    I can has cheezbirder?

  27. Tucker says:

    Keiw da jauws moosik!!!!

    • Nika (da reel one) says:

      Dah dun….dah dun…dah dun. Dah dun. Dah dun dah dun dah dun dah dundahdundahdundahdunDAHDUNDAHDUN!!!

  28. Misha says:

    It iz not teh birdie, but teh KITTEH who suspects nothing!! *buzzcrackle* Eagle Eye to bombadeer, target kitteh iz in place and ready for boming run *buzzcrackle* *static* Uh, rojer that, Eagle, we iz in place for boming runz.*crackle* Birdie bombadeer carpet bomers, go go go!!!

  29. Melissa says:

    I feels leik chikkin toonite
    liek chikkin toonite..♪ ♪

  30. kitkat says:

    Kitteh sez, ” Be vewwy, vewwy quiet.”

  31. Traci says:

    dat wittle bird goin duwn….fur aw da fwood he takes frum meiy bowl……………wun…..toww….treee!!!!!!!!….pownce!!!!

  32. Matt says:

    If I can’t has cheezburger.

    I can has make birdburger.

  33. greasycat says:

    Kitteh usually on da squirrel patrolz. No likee wings and sharp beek fedderd thing.

  34. syahidali says:

    ignoranz is blizz.

  35. juddypoos says:

    i tort i saw a puddy tat. I DEED! I DEED C A PUDDY TAT!

    :o

  36. GothicJoe says:

    Striking Cat … is poised to strike

  37. Skittercat says:

    Sillee hoomins! I is not kitteh…iz Shere Khan; terror ov teh jungle!

  38. Rachel says:

    tastes like chicken!

  39. lovcharliecat says:

    Dis jus makes me smilz :) (icanhas credit for lastest comment?)

  40. Anneh says:

    Iz lyk mah kitteh.

  41. RevWaldo says:

    adam ant cat sez its dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog
    leapfrog the dog and brush me daddy-o!!!!

    knt post pictr :-(

  42. Kweeoh says:

    kitteh makes burd cheezburger.

    first kitteh need catch burd.


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