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Butt wiggle of doom.
I haz it.
U kin jess seez himz furry lil tush jess a-wigglin’ wif antisipashun.
butt wiggle of doom ftw!! eben doh itz a pikshur, ah kan seez kitteh wigglin’, jess waytin fur teh oppurtunitee tu kommense nom nom-ing!
WIN!
best. comment. evar.
I luvs da butt wiggle!! teh litle kittehs act so seriouz.
Fenk yew. I’z trai to maek gud furst postie.
Oh, u DID , Darrkwolff! I lubs dat “Butt Wiggle of Doom!”
U dun gud…
barry smooth and use ov de “f” wurd dere, Dwolff.
an naice commentin dere too !!
See…dis whai I lieks it heerz. Niec, frenry hyoomins an snorgleabubble kittehs! Whoo cud ax fur ennyding moar?
Warl, a pitsha ov margy ritas mite be nice…..
n whirlled peas…..
Well, ya gotz me der.
Oh, an cheezburgers, uv coars!
In Soviet Russia, butt wiggles you!
fezzers for dinner!!
Thought it wus crocodil lulz ^^
s***. he kin flai. buh buy birrdee
winglesskitteh trai get airborne off jetty in pursuit of yummy birdie. FAILS!!
ROTFLMFASTWSFF!
Teh espreshun of consintrayshun on teh kitteh’s fayse is hilaryus! He tinks dat sinse teh birdie is lukking teh “uther” wai, him kan’t see teh kitteh!
Birdie is watchin stalker kitteh with minimal consern. Kitteh wit butt four tymes wyder dan hed fun to teez.
akshullee dere be a lolracatcoon hiding behind dat kitteh….
i knows dis cuz i can see de tail.
Innocent kitteh is nawt.
nawt yet anee wai. lolz
lolbird-”he suspects nuzzink!!”
lolcat-”i hopes he dun fliaway right when i pounce!!”
*bird fliaway-catheadground-headshake*
lolcat-”i mean to do dat”
*lolz* An jess to kuffer it ub, kitteh den cleens teh harbles, liek was himz intenshun awl allong.
of course. after awl, dat WAS his original intenshuns. IT WAS. SERIOUSLY. YARLY.
Kitteh just wanted to chase birdeh away from his favorite harbl-cleaning spot. MISSION: PERFECT SUCCESS.
Kittehs awlwaiz meenz 2 kleen deht harblz.
Innocent kitteh is nawt
awww SHOOOT darn _)^$_^)*(&^ computer duplicated my response….I sure it wasn’t user error…….
Sokay, gayla. Stroo! Nawt innerscent!!1!!
Poorly-Hidden Cat
knows the “cover” concept, but
has not learned “head down”.
ai thot was sposed to be “duck” n cover, not litl bird wif long beek n cover…
ah mai nawt be teh smartedest wun uv teh groop, but ah knows dat is most surtentlee nawt a duk! lolz!
Ib iz Britischer photo, wood sai burdie waz Magpie.
Burdie is pied wagtail.
An teh starling shud know!
I iz smrt, i grajuwated from the skule of sub sub sutl sutter sttutterly…from SPY school…Dis dum bird no kin see mee, i going ketch him, and he will give up all his sekrets…
Bird: C’mon noob, come closer, come closer..KISS MY TAIL FEATHERS! hee hee hee hee hee hee
Luvs the yoda ears. My kittehs always do yoda ears wiff teh butt wiggle of doom. Of course, they is usually just stalkin teh swiffer.
Da swiffer dont fly way! Ur kittehs gotz da smartz.
Dat swiffer iz VICIOUS! It gonna get u if kittehz don kil it!
Dinner: noms de plume
Hahaha, so clever! Noms de plume … nom nom nom …
lurve dat so much! punny in 2 langwiches.
u smart lingsr… lingwis… hyooming bean dat talks da speek!!
ohno!! yur puns of deth. yu shows me them.
I gibs twenny cheezburgurs for dis comment!
ROFL! Or pretty close anyway. I’m going to be saying that all day tomorrow.
Bah, they already all know at work I’m nuts anyway.
sara haz teh mucho winz! Berry, berry clebber.
burdwacher ketteh wonts too ‘add’ to his collekshun. OH NOES!!!!!!
Day 12: The magpies still refuse to accept me into their clan. I wonder if they know my true motives, or whether they smell Mama Magpie’s Barbecue Sauce on my breath. Have yet to understand how Tuxedo Cat infiltrated them so easily.
sooper winz fur yoo!
The burds awlwaies fawls foar the sharp-dresded man!
Invisible Cat
Appreciates teh irony.
Luk, dat burd’s gotz a vishus streek a myle wide! It’s a killah! He’s got ‘uge, sharp- he can leep abut-lukit dah bonez!11!!!
Bringz teh Holee Han Grenaed!!!!
::chanting::
Die Jesu domine, dona eis requiem
Consult the Book of Armaments!
… and the orangantangs and the … brother maynard!!!
Thou shalt kount 2 3, an 3 shall B teh numbur ob teh kount. Thou shalt notz kount 2 2, unlezz U dehn proseedz 2 3. Thou shalt nawt kountz 2 4. 5 iz rite out!! And, theez ritualz been follod, thiyn NME, who is notee in mai site, shalt B blown 2 bitz!
montie piton ftw!!!
[DONK]
(along teh relaytid linez)
Teh Spanish Inquisition, dey no beez uhspektinz it.
an’ lobbest thow thi holee han grenaed toowars thi fo, hoo beeyng nawtee in mah site, wil snuf it.
I soiled my armor I was so scared…
Burdwacher ketteh iz loket an lowded.
Lazr sites ON
Lazer goez pew pew pew, kitteh goez mew mew mew.
da huntrezz,
n w8t shi duz stand
Look n 2 hur iez,
b hipnotiezed
purrhaps,
fate will sho hur hand.
shoreli bi nao uve relizd,
der iz no saef playce
on da grownd
onli n da troo nature iz cumfort fownd
~romantic music~
some enchanted evening
you may see a strange bird
you may see a strange bird
across an empty lot
then pounce on all four and make it your own
or all of your tummy will be all alone
Hut-hut-hiiiiiiiiike!
Kitteh-bird football practice starts early.
heh… or mabey Kitteh Poter can has spot teh snich!
No NO! Iz don meen da sweet litt birdie any harms. Uh uh! I r frum da Awedobun Sosietee countin da birdies! Srsly! Me? Harm dis sweet..sweet….yum…soooo sweet…
*pounc*
nom nom nom sooo sweet! nom nom nom
Birdz r freindz, nawt fud!
dems awdebowns peepls killt many dem burds so mayked pikyurs reel.
dems wun taim shooted burds for laik twelf owrses awl bangedy bangedy fot taim suns up to suns daown. Iz wuz plaegg uf burds but dem peepls ated dem all ded shooty burds cuz dems was in drowt and no fuds was growin so dems wuz hungry much and de burds wuz laik miricul.
I ken haz dizcuvry chanul? Yes I kens!
Kitteh’z in Stawllkeeng
moad. Potenshull meel awn t3h
rufe. Payshunse rekwyred
Kitteh’z tayl flikkz down
low. Slippz n2 Prep Moad. Reer
hips startz 2 wiggill
Finullee, Attakk Moad!
Kitteh leepz. Paws stretch owt az
Burdee flyz away
Jack.
post-pownse kitteh sez: “disapeerinz of teh burd iz unaxplaynable fennomenomnomnomnom”
Merciful ceiling cat, please guide me unerringly to my delicious target. Pawmen.
This is one of the best comments I’ve seen on site — purrfect.
prayers to ceiling cat FTW
Oh hai, an all da birds in da vici… vini… dat are around plz ignore da bell dats about to be ringing.
It r not bell around kittehs neck, no no no. It r just a… a vest, uh, going off.
two options:
1 cat: was sposed to be hid an seak, not hid an give up, an iz hid reel gud
2 bird: marcko
cat: pollo…
sorry mor lik, bird: gato! cat: pollo!
yo quiero gato bell?
I can has cheezbirder?
Keiw da jauws moosik!!!!
Dah dun….dah dun…dah dun. Dah dun. Dah dun dah dun dah dun dah dundahdundahdundahdunDAHDUNDAHDUN!!!
It iz not teh birdie, but teh KITTEH who suspects nothing!! *buzzcrackle* Eagle Eye to bombadeer, target kitteh iz in place and ready for boming run *buzzcrackle* *static* Uh, rojer that, Eagle, we iz in place for boming runz.*crackle* Birdie bombadeer carpet bomers, go go go!!!
I feels leik chikkin toonite
liek chikkin toonite..♪ ♪
Kitteh sez, ” Be vewwy, vewwy quiet.”
i hunts…wabbitts…wayte, wuht?
Wahtz up DOC!!?!!
dat wittle bird goin duwn….fur aw da fwood he takes frum meiy bowl……………wun…..toww….treee!!!!!!!!….pownce!!!!
If I can’t has cheezburger.
I can has make birdburger.
Kitteh usually on da squirrel patrolz. No likee wings and sharp beek fedderd thing.
ignoranz is blizz.
i tort i saw a puddy tat. I DEED! I DEED C A PUDDY TAT!
Striking Cat … is poised to strike
Sillee hoomins! I is not kitteh…iz Shere Khan; terror ov teh jungle!
Teh udder taigers wud nawt let me in teh hottub.
tastes like chicken!
Dis jus makes me smilz
(icanhas credit for lastest comment?)
i cans rol big hevy rokk uphil forebber?
Iz lyk mah kitteh.
adam ant cat sez its dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat dog
leapfrog the dog and brush me daddy-o!!!!
knt post pictr
O M G, gudy 2 shooz.
ah.. nice romance
kitteh makes burd cheezburger.
first kitteh need catch burd.