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Has u seen mah harbls? Tehy is missin too.
at leeest u gotz teh 1!!
LOLz!
Iz tol u to move from nucleer site…
yr dubl on tondray iz not losts on me, hotdog.
Thx! Ai no hau shaarp evvreebuddee iz
Srry … [cat-like typing detected]
Adn teh phunneest prt ov it iz taht Iz didddnt even noetiss it till u sed it!!1!
ai cud b much losted n teh floof ov dis kitteh. a nyce wai 2 goe ai tink.
hehe yep. i also tink dat dis kitty has nice bilt in I-liner too
agree. itz teh Kleeopat-kat luk. meeooowwrrr!
Is Kleocatra mebbe?
small ball and big fur … no sew grate to find small ball
Floofay kitteh has manys trezurs in teh fur. Let him show u them.
Betty – taht is so kyoot! I wuz lukkin at this riet after teh premier comment and cud think of nuthin worthy! I sort of thot in yur direkshun, butt u has put it so mutch better.
I waz thinkn how much i would luv to snorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle that buteful bellys. . . wood be worth the 5 pointe endz in the long run me thinks. It woodnt be the first tim i looked lik i was pitched into a blackberry patch !
you wud liek my Brunocat, him LUZ teh belleh snorgles, and nevah evah gets hims pointeys owt. aaah…
*runs off for a snorgle RITE NAOW*
Me wants ! ! !, i knows how they feels tho, mi bellie is tick teklish, makes me giggle toooo.
mai floofycat hayt belly rubs. ai get injurys ebery time cuz cant resist the snorgly!
heehee- how cutes
In Soviet Russia, kitteh floof has you.
In Usa, kitteh floof has meh too. I iz adikted. I confessus.
Where uz go to rhab dis? I fink da bestest fing to do is feeds yuz habit!
hmm…ai wurk in rehab. I sus…sspec…tink dat kitteh floof snorgle adikshun iz nawt treetible. Mabee wif loooooong sepurashun frum da sorse wood wurk, but not rekommenned.
Mabee we jus not treet dis wun?
IT”S NAWT A TOOOMAH!!!!!!
Iz ok kitteh, iz UR bawl.
Arhnold ref FTW!!!
U liek teh new jeewlri in mah belli button?
I am finkin of getsin a tattoo next.
Whut u meen, i is grounded?
Dam I wuz gowin tu mek belly peersin ref but u beet me tu it – mai brane tuuu slo. I can haz fitniss traynin fur brane plz?
ICHC is fitniss traynin fur brayn!!
[snork]
…dee-bayt-ibbul.
tenagers . . . .pleh, cldnt live thru THAT again, tnkfully mi are GROAN (pun intended)
Mah belleh piercing…l show U now
Dis happns wif mai Tiggy awl da times. Sew much floof!! (See’s kinda dumms but doan say nuthin, k? thx. Blaim floofs pls.)
Floofay kitteh not brushd in so long that hiz matts hav become shinay.
i lurfz teh floofy kitteh!
woo hoo! i maeded teh f wurd…
forteen!
WIN!!!!
DUBBLE WIN!!!
…as in lucky 7×2?
Sumtiems u r amayzinglee sharp. Well, OK , offen. Or, mebbe, moast tiems.
gub?
70’s kitteh lubs himz afgan cote.
Mebbe if you gave kitteh a “lion cut” u wouldn’t be losin ur balls….that jus doesn’t sound right…
If u triez to giv kitteh a “lion cut” u mait bery well lose ur balls….or an ai at leest…
ur spelin it rong.
spelin wut rong?
harbalz?
)
werl Gayla, u startid it wiht teh balls! (hmm taht dussnt sownd rite either….)
i ment teh part in “kwotz” silleh
rofl……well Teho SJ and I TRIED to figure it out….we no read your mind….. going to gypsy magic ball reading class….brb
silleh Teho tricks r 4 kids lol
Hmm I toht gypsise red tee leeves, butt u tinks we shud lurn to read Teho’s majic balls?
OMG!!!! SJ dat is wrong on SO many levels—– to the nawty korner wif you! LMAO!!!!
ya no kidins. thppppp
*hangs hed in shaim*
*giggls soylintly*
oh, SJ, I am SOOOO giggloling with u!
Gallya, meny thanks fur getting taht started (and NO, it did NAWT sound rite!). Mai morning is areddy maed by this – oh, I’m still laffing. Must go get coffee!
Kitten has bery hew-mon spreshun.
Halp! I’ve fallen and I can’t git up! Can you press my “Start” button plz?
press da EASY button…oh dat a different commercial— but I DID save a lot of monies by switching to Gieko……..and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
Gayla wachesez too muches TB!!
I watches too many commercials…4 sure! lol
Sheepkitteh is sheared annually to make kitteh-wool sweaters.
Wees had a kitteh on hour farm
It had a balll of yarn
Whens does wittle kittehs were borned
Thays all had sweaters on ! ! !
(I commmentted in wong place down belo
I wanted to reply to Ur comment re sweaters)
Tiger be strugglin to get himself outta teh rough. . .
Flokati-cat is sprawled on UR carput matchin UR decor.
Helllooow little mousie, come see my pretty lil ball, don’t be shy, i am a sweet ol floofy sheep….
1WIN1!
Hey there Ceiling Cat, are you watching me play with me ball?
“Disappointing Perverts Since 2007″
snicker, snicker … Floor cat sez to Ceiling Cat… neener neener got u
Hurray fur flore cat! U sho up dat bullee ceiling cat!
leaf,
ur comntz r consistanly lul worthy
this one does not dissapoint
Luks laik jugglin whail stannin on wun leg an wisslin teh nashnul anfum iz nawt as eeze as it luks on teh tv….
luks tu me moar lyke Phil Spector’s hare wif kitteh parts stixin owt uv it.
WIN!
Wish hare? Phil Spector haz menny diffrunt hares.
Dis muss b belleedancin kitteh. Her gotz a jool in her navy..nab..belibuton.
FUREH CAT!!!! WHER IS MAH BALL?
OT but about kittehs & goggehs mayking life better fur prizners
I iz beeg synick but tihs warmmed me hartt
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071009.wlpetting09/BNStory/lifeMain/
Hoep teh linkie wurks
Dat wuz a well written article….full of win in mai hart!! Thx fur sharing!
I iz frum New Orleans an red yesterday dat Loosiana iz startin a new goggie an kitteh shelter in a prizen upstate mayd wif lots ov extra ruum for peeples evacuating hurricains to leeve der pets if dey haf to stay sumwere dey can’t take dem. I thot dis was bery interesting idea.
anover grate storie:
http://www.4greyhounds.org/prison/about.html
is awesom!!11! our greyhound resq groop sends goggies to dere! dey do real gud. helps us much. many goggies wud die if dis program not hapen. an not all greyhoud goggie no like kittehs. mai male an mai himmie is bff.
Beeg Flooffee Kitteh
layzez in t3h Sun. Wundurrz
wayrz herz toy haz gawn?
Liddil bawll 2 batz
arrowndz. Kitteh lubbz 2 heerz
itz entyeseeng sownd
Flooffee Kitteh iz
tyerd frumz play. Wayr can has t3h
toy bawll runnd awayz?
Jack.
Qwadroople Winz!1!
ai sed it b4 n ai’ll sed it agin…Jack, u da bestest poet! plz 2 b maeded a poemz buk 4 us?!? kthxbai
Kitty has the vell kro ball (1.99, neon colors available, at MM Squash or Alfred Newman’s)…when u finish batting/rolling around, just lay on it and it becomes portable.. look no hands maw…who needs silly thums, wen i can carry it on my tum
menny peeps askin u for da pome buuk… r u gonna rite wun for us?
u makes da nom-nom-able pomes!!
Well Kitteh, I dun no wher ur ball is, but u seems 2 has some sort of belleh buton infecshun.
Plz to nawt be skweezin awn it.
It is full pleh!
OH AGH!
actually, the jewel of the navel is a very rare tibetan jade buddah ball given to me by the sherpas as a thank you gift for leading a group of lost mountaineering idiots off everest.
stupid humans got lost in a storm and my very warm and fluffy sherpa fur kept me toasty and safe, and my above genius intelligence allowed me to find them and bring them down to saftey.
no! i havent been smoking catnip!
what? you dont believe me? is true!
Cleocatra waitin to be rolled up in rug an presented to Joolyus Seezur.
MA POKEMONS – LET ME SHOW YOO DEM!!!!
“De grene ball ov gravitee identivize de centrifugall centre uv de kittee.
Pleze to pozishun kitteh on flur with snorgle-tummeh facing UPP -
Drop de ball frum hite 8.5 metres abuv kitteh at 3.2 metres purr sekund,
an ide grene ball wil lande in teh veree centre of dis kitteh-tummeh gravitashunal pull”
[Translashun for de non-sientiffical:
Dis belleh fuzz iz magnetik attraktur, simlar to thet of blak holes ov de univrse. Dis wut drawz hoomin hanz to kitteh-tummeh-fuzz. Iz all sientiffic-like.]
does u haz one of dem buzzy sience fings wif da sparks? or da ball wif da blu sparks in it?
if u do – let u show us dem!!
Wees had a kitteh on hour farm
It had a balll of yarn
Whens does wittle kittehs were borned
Thays all had sweaters on ! ! !
Silly humanz! Greeny not mah ball. Greeny is mah emrald belly stud.
Iz so tyred! U get bawll for me? Put down rite beside mah paw? kthxbai
mai kitteh Pearl iz allus tyred too same theng. (but yoo wach dose paws of steel dey gots 5 pointe endz.)
Kitteh needz to get mor sun on teh bellee — appeers to be growin sum kinda fungis.
mai kitteh Pearl iz allus tyred too same theng. (but yoo wach dose paws of steeel gots 5 pointe endz)
O, kitteh, hao long u haz bein on ur bak liek dat?
iz nawt a bal!!!!! iz a emanem! a PEEENUT emanem! Kitteh is sabing it fur lader.
A GREEN emanem….
*ahem*
/it’s bidness…it’s bidness ta-ah-ahm….
//snicker
Meg maed a ref to teh Bidnez Tiem reesintlee on CO. had nevr seen doez Konkord doodz befoar. i lafd an lafd an lafd… den i shoewd teh Schmoop, an she lafd too.
CO heer…
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/its-business-ti.html
vidyo heer…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
Anuver gaem of ping-pong goez rong.
Oh, sweet kittteh…*sigh* u noes iff i pix up dat ball den my fingurs willnot bee abul to resist teh rubby snugglee uff teh kitteh tummee….den i will be cawt in teh dreaded tummee trap!~!!! o noes! an wee all noe wut happens den…
We call it da “venus fly cat”
Scrolly-mouse-button belleh cat sez
I has a white tummeh – let me show you it! Iz a rulez!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!…….my hair balll cam out my lil tummy!!!!!!!!!!!
I haz no balz!
Iz a gurl kitteh!
harblss. pleez… we iz sensitivez in dis blog…
awwww….. this cat looks almost exactly like my cat that died a few months ago…. RIP Tiger
lost ball (waward $20) must hav found ball bi may/1999
deez are funy pictures! i put the cat mess 1 on http://www.codeodd.wordpress.com!!!
Beeooteefull eyes!!!!!
Hey, this is my cat!!
I never knew she got LOL’d.
U R LIEING
heeeih!! i has a cat same as da one in da picturez
!u be steelin mah cat?!?!?
OMG! How did you get a photo of my cat? Seriously, I have your cat’s twin. Is your cat from Monterey, CA by chance?
I have a cat that looks EXACTLY like the one in the photo. He was adopted from a shelter in NJ, and is 15 years old. I thought he was one of a kind mix!!!! Any idea where the cat in the picture is from?
I have a cat that looks exactly like the one in the picture! He was adopted from a shelter in NJ. I thought he was one in a million!