SRLY U JEST.
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The Lady of Broccolishireham
Victoreeah kitteh sez: We r nawt amoosed.
kitteh muzzels….
r for snorglin
irony es dat es compooter mowse, nawt lazer pointy.
wels MAI pyutor mows cans be lazerful.
[hoity toity nerdly nose]
dono bowt urs.
so lite b sayme collor fur bofe. hao u tell dipprense?
I will blaszt yur silly lazur pointer wif mah lazur eyebalz ifn yu dont let me get bak to mah nap. kthxbaizzzzzzz.
An get yu wif my five pointee ends!
A verry pretty noze–I haz one.
Yes. Cold noze tuches – DO WANT!
a lazer poynter.
az if.
pleh!
U is gonna haf to do betta den that.
Uppitty kitteh is so above all this.
sillie 20fh cenchury technologeez, i scoffs in yr generul direcshun..
Laser, how quaint.
“sonic? who’d have sonic?”
LOL!
Who picks up a screwdriver and says, “You know, this could be more… SONIC”??
Dr. Who ref FTW!!!!!!
Wut? U nebber ben board? Nebber had a lawng nite? Nebber had a lawt of kabinets to put up?
I lubs me sum Chris Eccel–Ekkle–Doctuh wif leathur jakit an sexi akscent…
Sonic? Why – the Hedgehog!
Soopersillyus cat is soopersillyus.
ooo, big werd! iz a verree nyce big werd. win!
arent dey all!
Ur mother was a hamster and I eated it.
I iz kitteh–why u tink I tawk wif dis awtraegious gramma n spellin?
iz betta tan how stoopy hyumans talk kitteh… LOL!
it taseses like elderberries?
an ur fathar smelleds of teh elderberrieses. do not want.
wud radder smell of snozzberries.
an’ yur fadder smelded uv eldurberreez
ez kiteh frum da tweeny-fifth-n-a-half century; ez unimpressed bai suchlike lo-tech
I willz throw up a harball and let U go chase it….. ppfft……..stoopy hoomins….
disrespectful kitteh is disrespectful
Dun call me Shirley!
wuner if us said that fast euf 4 woodchuck?
Yes, the setup was observed and spiked. Point for ICHC!
wheewww! u winz the WOODY KC! Much coveted award
Deahr R nebbir enuf “dun kall mii Shirlee” joakz in teh whirrld.
n ai neber joke
yay. kept lookin fur teh kurrekt rezponz! w00t an’ winz fur KC!
Aloof cat is aloof.
Wayt, izzint dat redundint?
Plz tu be alert. We haz enuff loofs.
lert lert lert
I used to keep alert but he got away. Now I just keep inert.
nert nert nert
Iz redundint an re-pet-adiv.
Boooring! La La La La. Seez me ignorin joo!
mega lolz…that is awesome expressions
Taut u ment ai cd play wid lazy pointer goggie!
Your attempts to excite me have become tiresome.
BE GONE!!!
(Camera….lights….ACTION!)
Hellllooooo Sam, missed me? I been thinking about you lately…tell me, are you ready for more trouble….?
You know, a girl could get a sniffle standing here in the doorway, are you going to let me in?
Room cloaked in shadow
Red dot blazes through the gloom
Kitteh doesn’t care
*snap, snap, snap, snap, snap*
Hipsters, flipsters & finger-popping daddies
Knock me your lobes!
Iz beat, bebe!
woooooooooooooooooo
dass summ deeps wordses
meoooowws tew ues
u comes wun millimeeder closer wif dat kamra ting, and u will meetz sebrul of mah pointee endz. u haz bin warned…
Plz donut look into layzur wif remayneeng aye!
Noe Mistah Bond. Iz expects u to die.
if dat laz’r not comin’ frum’a hat onna shark me not impress..
LOL! Austin Pwrs Ref!
Wows. I hasta waik up eerly ta ketch up wit ta ICHC. Go ‘way for coupla daze, an LOOK! Ten new piccures, an’ abou’ ten BIZILLOON news posts. WHEW! Iz tired! I go back nappy-time now. KTHXBAI!
We can’t get sharks, wood ill-temperd see bass wurk?
and then she walked into my office with a red laser pen.
i could tell this dame was trouble with a capital “t”.
she begged and pleaded but didnt offer to pay my cheezburger fee.
i cocked one eyebrow and began to groom my paw.
dames, who needs ‘em?
Darn, I wuz gointa do 1 of doze!
WIN!
We can always use another!
agree!!
i need more lessons. please do a noir thingie.
Red dot monster- not impressed. :p
Dis kitteh reemyndz mee ov Ben Stein. Bueller??, Bueller?? Anneebuddee wit me?
Deep breathy voice
They say, too much of anything
is not good for you baby but…
I don’t know about that….
Our longhaired tuxie Daddy-O is much soulful and if had thumbs would play saxophone and talk like Barry White. He gets right in my fase every nite and gazes at me with his green eyes. Hubby calls him my boyfriend.
2 funnee, mah kitty-poo nevah respondz to laser eeder. She no want. Put noze in air, glarez at me “Dat no fun. Do sumfin fun, momz.” She ‘poilt liddo prinzis.
Saem pic in “Vote” butt wif bedder kapshun n lotz votes. ????? Muzt go reed rulz.
I tink deys a teim lag – dis pic olders, udder newers? Is cofusiapating.
On dat noet, I wish evverbuddys to give much burgers to lolsnail hu has a bred.
I <3 lolsnail!
Confusiapating-add to loltionary
Sitting on a toilet and forgetting why you are there?
So what IS this “better” caption?
Ober 500 votes!
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard”.
Shud be in lolspk but…sutes the spreshun on kitteh’s fase.
Mah won boi is lahk heems kitteh, nawtimpressd. Udder kitteh is TUR-y-fied from teh layzer n’ runz! Dey’s brudders…Figger?
Beeg Tukks Kitteh haz
owtgrown Layzurr Poynturr. Wantz
fethurr awn a stikk!
Ecksellz in t3h fyne
artz uv condesennshun az
oalee Kitteh can
Kitteh hungreez fum
lawnnnnnnng Nap. Reallllllleee koodz uze a
lushuss Cheezburgr
Jack.
Oh noes Mistah Bond. Iz expects u too die.
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
dis smellses ub gr8nes
dus ah no yew?
lol
kthxbai
your recreational device has enriched my life. excuse me while I go lick myself.
Your alternate caption is most relevant to my interests.
mah sistr had a book cald “French for Cats” en it wuz full uv phrazes lyke dis, in Eenglish en French. Teh best wun wuz “I will now run rapidly from room to room.” I shud ask if she stil haz dis book.
Sowns laik a mosst eggsilint buk!
Wee. “Je cours rapidement d’une piece a l’autre sans aucune raison apparente.” Verree kyoot lil buk. U needs it. U will laff “jusqu’à ce que le café ne parte votre nez.” I think that means “until the coffee comes out your nose.”
J’ai lolled beaucoup. Nao all I need iz a kitteh hoo speeks French…
Wee. Dis kitteh look sez, “La chose gluante e degutante”
Hoo u kiddin?? Ai KITTEH!! Onwee goggies chase teh sillee red point!!
I HAS LOLCAT! Is ferst I ever made an’ ICHC like ’nuff ta puts on siet! Yay!!
Bravo! Gud job! I iz imprerssed. I neber eben tryed to satusfie dis crazee mob wif a capshun.
iz ur vry own…
and iz gud!
Ah am jes leafygreen wif de enveez. Bon pour vous, mon huitre!!
Good for you, my oyster?
U haz been hittin teh tekeela?
Very impressed if ur saying u took pic…cat is so attractive already… the pic justs adds to its cat – style and grace…kewl
It will take much more than this to defeat me, Mr. Bond.
jest a ltl…
an dun call meh srly
Srlsly. Wad makes u fink I wud chase a bunch of concentrated electromagneddic waves of a certain wave length and be enjoying dat? Fetch me a squeaky lil rodent insted, much more tastier!
Spartan Laser……..
I has it.(I don’t tink its dat good but w/e…)
dont call me srly
DR PETER TEIMAN FRANKLIN here,
Is this kitten for sale?
DR PETER TEIMAN FRANKLIN
Sweden.
Hi, DR PETER TEIMAN FRANKLIN!
How’s the weather over yonder?
is tat zupposed to amuse me?…..wait!….i tink…oh my bad!…i mean..i think….it’s something o do wit sex!!!!!!.. i think it goez in da wittle vigina!!!!!!……so i’s not ark wen the pinis goes in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yew iz sooo nahtee
bairee nicee
“not ark” lol
kthxbai
U Peeps guts weirded kittehs. I hab much kittehs ana won puppie an 85% Luuuuubs teh lazer litez! Eben teh puppy chases teh red litz. I guts one white deaf kitteh dat sits an starezzzz at me the same time ebery nite til I getz teh laser lite out. If I doan getz it, he bites mai leg til I do. Hiz name be Boo! Him is a good trainer! Srsly.
ahhhhs
yew speeksa teh kitteh tongg
nicey dat
kthxbai
I don’t understand that cap?
SRLY U JEST
neede halp wiz translashion.
means kitteh tinks lazr neath his dignity n nteljence.
“surely you jest!” meenz, u must be jokin 2 fink I wud play wif sumfin lyke dat!
Haaa
Jest as in Jester? me haz undershtood thx
i iz NAWT gonna chase ur stoopy lazer. i iz NAWT gonna joyn teh ranks of teh haf-a-bajillon kittehs on u-tube chasin lazers lyke sum kinda morons. gimme a brea…
ZOMG THERE IT GOES!!!1!1! *pownce*
curse u, hoomin.
cat face is scarily like human face
mabey needs tu shaev.
OMG!!!! ITZ A LASER! RUN! RUN FOR UR LIFEZ! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
But… Why can’t the cats spell?
gimme nomz or meh will bracke ur lazurh pynter and shoff it up ur nom exitor
gimme nomz or meh will bracke ur lazurh pynter and shoff it up ur nom exitor is that clear? KTHXBAIIZZZZ HAYYYY wy dont you gimme nomz ok ur goin down hooman
gimme nomz or meh will bracke ur lazurh pynter and shoff it up ur nom exitor is that clear? KTHXBAIIZZZZ HAYYYY wy dont you gimme nomz ok ur goin down hooman *pwns hooman* WHOS MISTAR CYOOT KITTEH OF TEH DAY HOOMAN YARH YOUR IN PAAAAAAAAAAYN nowwww do you want more pwning oh nomz KTHXBAI