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i knew dat velcro kitteh hed wud come in handee fer sum gigglols
velcrow kitteh hed juss in tyme furr hollow ‘een!!
awww you spoiled it for me!
Lil wyte kitteh duznt luk tuu plezed tu be teh creemy senter.
That’s becaws he knoes he will be eeted first!
Wye du peepl du dat? It taystes bettr tu ete teh hole cukie toogethr. Prefrablee in wun byte. Speshully teh dubbl creem fild wuns.
Ownwee wen dipt in melk. Wif no melks, mus eet middel furst!
i had sum oreoz las week. dey chanj teh recpie or sumfin. taysted funnee. pleh.
no moor tranzfats :c(
i has gon off of teh premaid cookies. i makes mai oan sweets nao. jus yesturday i maks turtles wif casheoos an teh darkest choklit i cood find. tehy is teh yummeh!
I foun a microwayv peenut brittle ressipee! YAY!!
mkscuse me fo tawlking in non-kitteh foar teh rest ob dis, butt ai has a KILLEH recipepie for teh ‘chokolit fudges” dat is teh simplestest ting to mak u ebber didz……
take a bag of chocolit chips, (I am of the milk choc. chips persuasion myself but otheres find that the traditional semi-sweet work well for them) put in a medium size microwave bowl, and cover with a can of SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK (not the other canned milk, if you open the can and you’re looking at a really thick white goo, you got it) (but you gotta take the stuff out of the can, else will splode inna microwave, ) den you microwave for 2 minutes, take it out and stir really really fast cause the stuff starts to harden quick! and pour (opr glop as is truely the case) onto a plate or something, (I use some waxed paper under it) and pop it into the fridge for and hour or 2…………it’s the yummiest……..
and if you want to get fancy you can put a tablespoon of REAL vanilla extract, when you’re mixing it. or sometimes I glop in a couple of heaping teaspoons of marshmellow stuff freom the jar after the micorwaving……..n you can add raiosins or nuts or anything you fancy….
it’s foolproof and delish, it seems I make a batch almost daily round Xmas……..
to sum up ..1)put in bowl 2) microwave 2 minutes 3) stir like h*** 4) plop onto plate and 5) refridgerate..
whole thing ….takes about 6 minutes if you’re dawdling…….
dat sounds just amazingz!! you are forgivn for teh nonlolspeak for teh deleshesness!
iz trooly amazin n delishus………n u shud tri dis at hom folkes !!!! uh oh….noaw ai reely hab a need fore teh fudgies….. oh noes !!! ai hab crated a chokilit monstr !!!! can nobbawdi sav mi ???
U be a Sally too!
dis kittah kats sammich may be battah dan fuhge!
yep, Sally iz teh “ole-fassoned” nik-mane fur Sarah……Sarah iz mi reel mnae but ai bin cawleded Sally sinse ai waz 3 daiz ole…( n dat wazz a bery, bery lawng tim agoe) (sigh)
ai madeded a mistak….wen ai add teh marshmeeloowas stuff, ai use heaping TABLESPOONS nowt teaspoons, obviously inadequate for the job need lots more thatn teaspoons
That’s an awesome recepie, I just made some and it was excellent! I used Ghiradelli dark chocolate chips, put in some heathbar bits, macadamia nuts, and a little less than a teaspoon of almond extract (during the whole mixing part afterwards) :3
I dunno what I’d call it, but it was definately excellent!
Thanks alot!
Dang y’all . . . . I jest gained another 2 poundz just readin bout all dis deliciousnez. Gonna try it tonight (after the chezburgr)
very troo. tase beterh dat wai.
bestiest yet to lik off all teh creemy centers, then leev onlee hard shells fur little bruver to find. Brahahaha!!
no, u gotsta put toofpaste in teh middle fer liddle bruvver to find! hahaha
or… unwrap teh chewing gum (i recommendz jucee froot fur maximum contrast) veree carefully, den rubs jest a little powdered alum on the gum, an re-wrap.
Be careful to make sure Daddee doesnt git this peece of gum, or u will have sum splaining to do.
Whut? I had 2 older brothers, I had to be sneaky.
Theez be new n improovd chewy mint fresh oreos… good fur oral hy…hige… clenzliness! no lie.
LOL chewlie n Marie, ur mindz even eviler (n funnier) then mine. U haz me beeted :C)
Oh, I really did it. After a day of being picked on by brothers and uncles and cousins…. all boys. Daddy showed me how to do it, it was his idea. Man, I really hope none of the boys reads ICHC, cuz they all blamed each other, never thought of blamin the 7 year old sister….. Given the looks on some of their faces, I suspect there is still a grudge going on…I may need a witness protection program, even after 38 years.
D Marie – you RULE !!!
or do dis: taek 3 dubble-stuf oreos and taek offs teh topz. peeel offs teh kreemy midduls frum 2 an stak dem on topz of teh uver kreemy middul. Den puts top bak on an SKWIIISSSHHH daon so kreemy midduls skwish out teh sidez. Use sharp teefs to skraep off teh kreemy middul dat skwishded out, den nibbul nibbul nibbul teh rest ofz teh kookie 1 mollykool at a timez.
mah 11-yeer-oldz hyooman behbeh duz dis. Maekz me krazy to watch him.
lil in d middle but got much bak.
i lufs that song. don kno wy, but i doez.
Iz beest wif 2 bax? Shakspeerz kitteh!!!
obsqure shakespeare ref for teh win!!
Ubskyoor DURTEE Shaykseep ref for teh mega win!!!1!!11!!
wheeee!! othello ftw.
who was it that was taking about the crocagator, which had heads on both ends and so couldn’t poo and so was VERY ANGRY ?
dat wuz ME
giggalolz
One of these things is not like the others…
Ware’s da milk fur dippin’????
WELLL LOOKIE U!!!!!
HOW U DOIN HUNNE PIEZ?
Misses u I doos!
HAI BAYBEES!! I MISSES U’S TOO’S!
I b temping in a beeootifull skyscraper in Centurry Citah. I’s b so gud I’s all dun wif mah werk! Meybe I’s get jawbs suun!
How’s u ben??
so gud to see u bak, cbsb! hope the job surch is at an end!
Hai July. I’s has a intravew on Fursday so meybe dat tern into sumfing. I’s hopes it has many many tymes fur meh 2 b playing wiff mah lolfrens!!!
oooh lucky u!!! no interviews for me, an i been tryin to change pleh-y jobs fur 8 mths
gud luk an welkum bak!
Hey CBSB, i’z glad u at leest has sum munnies fur teh nom noms! I r trying to change from pleh job, too! I finks of u muchly and hopes u finds wun furst (cuz u started furst).
An i’z vry glad u has sum ichc time too!
Gud luk wif yur enterveew! We be krossin ar fingurs four yu, babe!!!
Hai whiskers! Seems fynding teh jawbs tayks long tymes.
Hi Flartus: I nawt onlee gawt monies fur teh nom noms I gawt enuff nom noms dat I now has 20 moar pownds on mah bawdee dan I had wen I wuz furst layed orf!
Thanks, COL!! I’ll let y’all noe how teh enterveew goez.
Yaaaaaaaay 4 CBSB!
Hai Bonzo! How’s it goin?
Welcum bak CBSB!! Glads u at leest got sumfin temprary! U fink dey mite offer u full tyme??
Uagh oh! CBSB R bak. No more vote getters 4 me. Competition for smarts 2 tuff.
Stend, u eber get rid of uz bad bad cowor…cowe…pursun wat works wid choo?
Lucy …. U 2222 phuneee. Tanx furr teh complamint. Is has ben a long hard rode (tru storee). An wee ain’t owt ov teh jungull yet!
;o) … no, but I did once get fired for telling a retail store manager that his window displays had an assaultive tenacity that could steralize small children at fifty paces
( never let a design school dropout do a design professionals job, especially when every other queen passing down the street could do it better )
;o) … no, but I did once get fired for telling a retail store manager that his window displays had an assaultive tenacity that could steralize small children at fifty paces
( never let a design school dropout do a design professionals job, especially when every other qu33n passing down the street could do it better )
Hi MMom! It b onlee Mon-Furzdays an I’s needs 2 b werkin ebrey day ov teh callendur weak. But dey nyce peeps! I has innervew duwn teh street Fruzday. That jawb sownd hard an nawt much ichc tyme. But meybe I’s wrong! I misses u all!!!!
Wells gud luck wid teh innrvyeu! Ai hasn’t ben aybl to startz lukin yetz. Leest ai has a wee bits of teh unemployment $$. Hopefllee ai can starts lukin soon.
I been good. I still tellin uuuu. lotsa jobbies in GA.
Glad u werkin!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
An a beeg {{{{{{{HUGZ}}}}}}}
YAY! We’s glad yu gots jorb, even if only a temp one. Mebbe dey liek yu so much dey hire yu.
Dat wud b vrey kewls!
Wot iz “lulz” pls?
same as LOL, but more gigglie
Laughs out loud -> LOL’s -> lulz
dats da fuzziest oreo i ever did saw
Den joo neber pikked up a oreo off my floar.
Ack! Lawl!
*Pleh
Iz Ok ifn uz uzez da 5 sekonds rule!
lub dat 5 secundz rool…….iz won ob teh bestest eber ….ai uses it awlmost eberydai
AS gud as teh “If yu brakes it, awl teh cat-lorees fawl oat” rool
is 20 sekunds if is dry – is onlee 5 sekund rool if is wet…
Or mine! Lubs dem kitteh hare tumbelweeds!
oh total pleh!
OMG so happee to discover it not just my flor!!!1!!
den uz neber ben ta mai house anyfing hits floor immediate fuzzball- haz floofy kiddy and floofy googie. I wuks fulls time (furstest time in 9 years yeah!) goes ta onlin skool an I haz gascat an hiz bebe sistr (she da one wif corn snake) haz hubby, not so gud at houses wurk (does own laundry doe!)
soz floor getsa brushen mebe once month…… gud fing lite brown carpet wif GOLD (not yellow…) animalz…….
momcat
Gitz anuvver kitteh kitteh plz.
I wanna dubbul stuffz!
Scientists’ attempts to produce the feline version of Cerberus prove tragically unsuccessful.
Fluffy!! Well, ok, we’s call dis wun Floofy, k?
U can calls it floofy. Dat’s OK wit me. Duz tehy needz a hat? Iz mah bidness.
I tink u be’s in luck…they gonna needs tree hatts!
i didn no hats grows on trees! wheres youz getz um?
momcat
3 hedded kitteh noes not wich wai to goes
or whut to lick….
Combined we form….body-less albino!
Captainnnnnnn Planettttttttt
Naw, iz Voltron: “An I’ll form da HED!”
Eever way, I lol’d!
I never seen Voltron. I’s a little too lil for that when it was populahr.
Mah husband says he is rahbing teh cradle.
But! I haz seen it ahn Robot Chickan sos I thinks I gets the premise.
robot chicken is to voltron
as south park is to smurfs
U mean it is teh ??? that makes it profit? Also funnierz. Wez all thinkings it, teh say it outloud. Is lulzalicious
“u nited wez stan divided wez fall……”
or mebe “we r famili I gotz all my sistas an me”
oops- sry gascat dat waz me momcat-
is late me forgets……
momcat
Bebbehs tries to make tuks so dey can go to grown-up partee. Sry bebbehs. Is past ur bedtyme.
Ssshhhh! tarzan kittehs be hunting teh effelent. oreo-eeo-eeo-eeo-eeoooo!
Famus “Oreo” conjoined trips cum 2 da Keebler pawspital to get the creamy centr an da two kookies separateded. If dat not work, we adds mor creemey fillin.
ROFL!!! “adds mor creemey fillin” fur teh win!!!
Pushme pulyu kitteh is havin a bebe
OUCH!!!
woof. an i meen that in teh non goggie sens.
Or two headed mutant kitteh r havin bebe.
Dr. Doolittle ref FTW!
~sings!~ ebunee and eyevoree!
Dat wuz juss votid teh worss duet. How phunee iz dat? So tymly r r lolcats!!
dat seemz soooo wrong!!
Teh Bebbee Kitteh
Peeramidz nawt wurkeeng owt
so well…. Needz noo planz
Sno~ball Bebbee
tryz 2 klymz up awn tawp, butz
slipz andz slydz ryte froo
Mebbee Bebbeez foarmz
Conga lyne. No haz 2 klymz
andz iz much sayfurr
Jack.
U iz so funneh, Jack!
be varrry careful not to nok over teh Jenga cats.
Shanghai Circus…featuring their rendition “Rolling out the Sushi”
MADED!! we maded a oreo…
Transformer kittehs r transforming!
teh yin-yang… ur doin it rawng
Win!
Red Rover Red Rover, sen whyt kitteh over!
Why we playin dis? We nawt want Rover!!!
rawf! butz rover wana plays wif u, himz friendly, himz jus wana licks kiddies all ober lik mai goggie….. (don no why she does dat…..chases kiddie into cornor ub sofa liks kiddie all ober- kiddi jus gets disgusted look….)
momcat
Kitteh in senter: Nonononononono!
Hydrakat iz not amuzed.
Foar a minnit there I thinked u said “Hydroxkat”. U knoes: bargin brand Oreos wif many heds.
Nah, hydra lik da myfikal beest.
Yes, I knoes. Myfickal beest wif many heds. So I thinked u waz beeing dubble klever with “Hydroxkat”.
But u know whut? It no matter. Whut matters is: I want a cookie.
We maded u a oreo…
…pleese not to eeted it!!
r u not tasti an nootrisus? lik burrito kiddi?
momcat
uz nawt kan haz soresurur’s stone!!!1
juss in frum newschopper5:
3 cat pileup at innersekshun of taupe boolevart an beige street.
rubbernekking delayz kontinyu. detailz at 11.
*nom*nom*nom*
Start teh reacter!!!
black + black = white. we got wrongz formulaz!
LO. Ikea Kustomr Servis heer. Iz abowt UR resent purrchays ob kittehz. U haz baux wit 2 blak kittehz, & spayr whyt kitteh hed in it. We iz sendin U returnz contaynr 2 peez be returnin wite hed, coz we iz in kayos heer, wit lotz ob wite kitteh boddiz wakin aboot wit no hedz. KTHXBAI.
*lulz*
is “ikea” among the bingo words?
miss knee-on oreos, ;(
‘plogizes, me, but as newbie lolcatwatcher, dunnoes dis wurd ** IKEA **, canz peez has trans…tralsn…definition? peez? Ktksbie bie
IKEA iz store wherz day haz lotsa reeelly kool fur-nichure for cheeps. and axs — accs — stuffs for yur hows. Fur-nichure and stuffs uzully needz teh assembldey, an i gesses dat offen teh partz be missin. Mah mommeh LURVES IKEA, but I’z skayred to go in. Verry big. Mait get losted.
Dehy R notoryius 4 alwiz habin 1 missin part U needz an 2 usliss partz in baux. An taekin off Kustomir servis fone linez iv obveous.
Mayn reesin 2 be skayrded ov goin in iz moast peepz kumz owt wit a hole lot ob junk dehy didnt meens 2 bie!
Also stor is layd owt so eberybuddy haz tu go in saim direkshun and go tru teh hole stor befur u can haz checkowt. So u want wun litebulb, shoor, you can has, but taik u 2 howrs tu bai.
Is Sweedish so eberytin haz Sweedishy names (see Floofenkittehsnorglebutt – or sumtin laik dat, I’z doin from teh rememmbry). Cusstumr serbis proffeshnuls bery haily traned to gib u perfik rashnul explinashun as tu sackly wai tehy cannut help u.
Huh. i juss jump into teh big bukitt of plastik potatows, den haff a meetball, den go hoem.
*lol*
on behaff uv oll peepls in sweden, i be gibbin youse many fankings fur de splaininatings uv de wurd (de akromnomnym, hakshulli) ikea.
it b VARRY korekt.
obligatry yuusless fakt: Ingvar Kamprad (man what founded kompny) Elmtaryd (name uv farm whar himz be doing himz growings up) Agunnaryd (villaj whar de farm wuz) = IKEA
how EXTRAORDINARY fascinatingzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ooo, dat gud info too hav!! TX!!
I memmers on “Da Kronikal” on SiFi, dey sed, o, we has to find da Swedish Mafeeya. OK, les go where da sweedish mafeeya hangs owt. Den seen cuts to an IKEA stor, MUCH laffin!!! Nao, we go visit sweedish mafeeya alot!
I lubbd da stor ebber sins it WUZ Stor! Lingonberree joos much nyc on hawt dayz in LA! Also, dey yoosta hav all U kin cram in Sunday Brunch buffay, MUCH WINS!!! Meetbawls an lingonberree, mmmmmm!!!!
An nao, IKEA haz da fabric departmint! [happy dance] Kin maek purtee home fur cheep! AN in da BIG erfkwayk, onlee wun IKEA item borkt, all uthers fine eben decades latur! YAY!
also, frum all mai lolfrens an meh: Welcomeded Grammiekit!!
yu ken search on ichc under “ikea cat”, and also “earz backorderd” for sumov teh pressid…prssoden…erly stuf.
dont look liek oreo…look liek teh hostess cuppycake
mmmm….hostess cuppycakez…nomnomnom…
mmmmmmmmm…..mah FURAVRIT!!!!
Ai seed a bocks ov teh Zingerz wyl n teh Wally Wurld. Almos sed DO WANT!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! butt didn…can has teh tea n mylk 4 mah lunches n brekkers insted.
now does u peelz top ofuf an lurps nice creamy middle, den eatz cake, savz top fur last!
momcat
mmmm yes indeed an Oreo
Alas…..iz not nom-able…..But it iz snorgle-able(rite wurd?)!
ahhhh! so cute! and so yummy in my tummy!mmmmmmm!