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And she’s down for the count…..what a throw by Bruiser!
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kitteh on bottm : HALP
watch owt… lil kitteh on bottom abowt to give teh bunny kik uv doom!
sisters always start it … i was a big sister … I always started it and then blamed in on my liddle brudder
I knows whatya means, when parents were driving down the road and we waz acting-up in the bacjseat of the car, she wood yell “lean up here so I can slaps ya” like I was gonna do that (yeah right), onc3 I pushed my litle brudder up there and HE gots the smacking.
HA AHA HAHAHAHh Weze still laughs bout it.
Mai mom wud punnish bofe of us.
I wuz teh liddle sister. Sumtiemz get big sister in trubble just by not saying nuffing.
Gots to clean the keyboard. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wen mai sistr n i wuz in teh bak seet liek dat mom wud taek haf a yardstik out from undr teh seet. (wuz haf a yardstik cuz we try to maek it into balance beem tween two chayrz–othr haf stil in howze for spanks if needed) we had dis hyooj big boat o a kar n mom wud start swingin dat yardstik haf obr teh seet n carrie n i jus retreet to teh kornrz wer she kudnt reech us. n we laff at her.
mah fambly drived from OH to CA in our van one summer vacashun…Dad purrfektid his car dissiplin dat summer: he jest reeched back, grabbed whatever knee he cud get, and SKWEEEZED owie owie owie!!!
Gess wut? It werked purrty good!
we tuk dat trip 2 – frum NewYrk 2 Cali an back. yeeesh. ina rented stashun waggon. 4 kids fytin over who got teh wayway back, cuz it ment yu didnt sit nexta NEone. vry vry loooong summer. But Ah did stand on top of a Rocky Mtn in July an throw a snowball at mah big bruther! (ah misssed…)
mai sisser and i used to play a game called wake up jellybean, where one of us would pretend seep and the other would hit her wif the middle seabelt an say “wake up jellybean” it waz all fun n’gamez until one of us got hit with the buckle part.
mai sister would get in trouble an I would laff — n mai momma would spank me too — for good measure….
Mah sister n me got into fites all da time…sister always got in trubble cuz she wuz 12 yeers older dan me and shud no better!
I got in trubble fer fitin wit mai sister coz I wuz older tahn her an shud no betta, but I also got in trubble fer annoyin mai brudder (11 yeers older tahn me) an saim rule did not applai!! No fare, beein middul kid zux.
Dat soundz like mai sistur and me.
What a throw by the Big Bruiser! Sweet Sally is down for the count!
ooops, sorree for da dupl…doopl…same ting twize!!!!
“Did NNNNOOOTTTTT!”
Nuh uh! Na uh huh! Dint! Did! No wai! Wai! Both kittehs at once: Moooommm!
But MMMOOOooommm! wai’s ai hab to go to mai rum!! ai no does nuffin!!
*Huff*
Oh poop! U saw waht I did there?
Did yu ever see a fase that said, “Wuh–oh!” more playne???
I sawd u poop!
i sawd u eat poop that iz grosser
*turns on mommah kitteh voice*
Then you end it.
R I will!!!
Dass me: I dun keer hoo started it, I’m finishin it. U bof goes to ur rooms! An no cheezburgers! U is nommin dry fuds tonite!
*pow* teh kyootness esploded mai hed. nao ai mus kollect mai thots. teh spikee furz n floofs duz me n ebry tyme!
Fizzy kittehs demonstrait prinsipul of fizziks. E = MC^2. Explodinhed ekwuls mischif cats, skwared.
“mischif cats, skwared.” Duffy, u am sew rite!
Eggsellent, Duffy!
Kwaato kitteh sez “Start de cheezburger reactrrrr!!!!”
u fink dis is teh real kitteh? … it iz!
Whut? Wez playin nice, hawnust.
I swair dat exprussun luk vurry fahmilur…iz alwaiz on mai Kali an mai Sita’s facez when dey getz kaught fitin.
It is teh unibersal innosint kitteh face. Usually we see dis when teh kittehs is not so innosint.
liek dis wun tiem wen i kum hom frum teh wurk n find teh insayn kitn possy haz unrold a hole role o papr towlz all obr teh kichn flor. dey luk up at me all innosint from midl o towlz. “o hai.”
“Insayn kitn possy” LOLZ I hab dem. Wuncs long tyme aggo, toylett paypr got unrold al ober howse. Of cors nobunny did it.
quick! play dead and maybe we gets a treat!
Yu noh lyes to me noa; Ceiling Cat seed it awl!
the littlest girl kittens always start it….*looks down at tiiiiiny kitten claw and bite marks on both hands* oh Lucy…..you are a handful….but so damn cute. Hey guys, i has been taking many many pictures of teh new babies and will have them up on my photobucket soon, a link will be provided for teh headesplodeys and aawwwwwwz
We kan’t wate!!!!
enjoy mai photobukket album o kittehs den!! yes, dat is me inhaling teh kittens btw, teh rare two kitteh snorgle. http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z49/Medicated_Maiden/?action=view¤t=IMG_0929.jpg
Much kyoot an phunnee! Kitteh is smiling wen u gibts teh bellee snorgle.
An bukkit mistree solvd in juss wun episode.
Tohs bebbeh kittehs r sew kewt!!1! Mai hed splodes, u bery lukky maiden tu haf such luvly kittehs.
Kitteh-bloo-eiez better watch owt – iz abowt to get disem – disumb – stuffin kikd owt of him by rabbit footz.
ohai, spice must flo kthxbai. oya, also i has defeated jamis. I can has crysknife?
Look at it this way:
While they fight, the cats are not
climbing up the drapes.
bery praktikal wai ov tinking.
praktikal an poetikal!
WIN!
…yet
Q kittehs chaisin eech ovver across teh draips.
Troo… wen I’z liddle kitten we had too symeezes an tey wud be all sleepy stretchy in frunnov teh fyr all “we sew elligant”, tehn wun ob dem wud reeeech owt a paw an smak teh udder wun craws teh noz. Seens ov extreem violins follow, wit drape climin an sheddin as on core.
Kitteh, influenced by too much Star Trek, tries Vulcan nerve pinch
nu uh!
that is the tabby tiger love tap.
THAT’s what usually the Tapper sez, not the tappee
“Das not whut I mean wen I say love me tender!”
what is this phrase you say “Too much Star Trek?”
to much star trek? no such things, i can has bootlegs of first series?
ey juss gaht owt ov da littrbox.
heer, smell mah paw
does dis smell spoyled to yoo?
bof of u too da naughty korner….don’t make me call nanny 911!!
Gots ta has 2 notty korners or teh fite goes on!
I iz speechless fur wunz (dats what hubby say hahaha…he stoopy sumtimz) – jus want bof ud dem to snorgle and pway and luv fureber k? senz to meh nao?
::: sigh ::::
dey start so yung wif da tattle-tayelling, dont dey?
Ai specks one mai kats mechs more noiz when I home den awai when dey fait cuz he noes I stop em. N den he wins bai default!
Siiiiiiiiigh. I sos wants mai oan floof ball, but I is awai too moish. Plaid with frendz floof ball yesturdai, he draips hisself ovah mai showlder (just 1 showlder!). Luks silleh. Laik laif fox fur, onleh blak kitteh.
U can has 2 floof balls an dey keeps each odder cumpny. Fill up fud dispens. . daspence. . .fingy dat holds lotsa dry fud and water same fingy and clean teh litterbox and u can go 2-3 days at a time. More den dat not so grate, ackshully.
Ai v 2 litte bockes 2, and oodles of fud, and xtra wader ting that hold a gallon or cupple liters – go away up to 5 dais no trubble & v great reunion when come home. Wid one anyway – t’other will keep waching gerbils & say – “Oh, hai, when’s treet taim?”
Universal parental response:
I don’t care WHO started it…
but some body better stop it!
“We were just playing.” *sneaks in one more punch*
“Ow! Mo-om!”
Universal TEACHER response too….
I teach middle school….sumbody start it, but teacher finish it!
so typikal of teh kittehs heh? “i dinna do it i swarez!!”
Bart Simpson kitteh sez “Eet mah shortz!”
We pleyn doktur… C? I’s chekin fur a pulse.
Whut yu mean, we doin’ it rong?
And whut yu mean, we tu yung to know wai?
Dis remindz me of teh Bill Cosby…
“Will u stop tuchin me! Stop tuchin mee!”
“MINE! MINE! MINE!”
Dad iz grate, gibs us da cheezburgers (coz da chokolit caik iz bad 4 da kittehs)…
Lol! I lubs the chocolate cake song!
I waz singin da choklit cak song teh odder dai … ‘Dad is gr8! He ledded us eat choklit cak!” An finaly my spouz sai “RU OK?” He neber herd it B4!
We alwayz cheked teh LP outta teh libary az kidz!
TEH BEETINS WILL NOAW BEGIN!!!!!!!!!
*puts on my old goalkeeper’s gloves*
*gently pushes kittehs back into ‘play’*
Man! One of the funniest! Ahh this is a site to check every day!
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE BETCH!!!!
“Ladies do nawt start fights, but they can finish them!”
Kitteh jiu-jitsu
Is dedleh
Dis kinda reminz mi uv whut my fambly yuzed tu do whenevuh wun uv goggies leevz pyle or pudel on da karpit. We hadz two goggies when I wuz littel, so unless we katched wun maykin mess on da florr, we wuddnt knowz who dunnit — so my mommi alwaiz spankz both! (Gudd thing I wuz onli child!) Funy thing iz…wun day my mommi herd boi goggie barx in othur room — and when she go in to see whut bother him, she findz him standing by a pyle on karpit and barken liek he tryz to blaymz gurl goggie! She sumtym wonderz even now…wuz he snitching, or wuz it a frame job?
*in mom voice*
U kitteh chilrens stop dat fightin’ oar I wills turn dis carpet aroun. I measn it!!”
Wate till yer dadee get home. Him workz all nite as mouse-watchcat to keeps you kittehs in toyz. Him no likee kitteh fightz.